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Michoacán: 6 mos ago State Gov announces security "strategy", then goes silent as the uptick in massacres, kidnappings and other crimes goes wild

2020.07.15 17:25 shooter1129 Michoacán: 6 mos ago State Gov announces security "strategy", then goes silent as the uptick in massacres, kidnappings and other crimes goes wild

Includes a timeline of the most notable crime events in Aguililla and Churumuco, Michoacán from January through April 2020
The "Comprehensive Strategy" from the Michoacán State Gob
Six months after the Michoacán government's announcement of the “comprehensive strategy” for Churumuco and Aguililla, in those municipalities the balance is four municipal police officers who are missing at the hands of Jalisco Cartel New Generation, dozens of murders, at least three massacres, assaults on older adults, fierce and increasingly frequent shootings, the kidnapping of residents and threats to communities.
Since the announcement of this "comprehensive strategy" in January, the Administration of Governor Silvano Aureoles Conejo has not reported on any results.
It was on Tuesday, January 14, 2020 that the Michoacán government secretary Carlos Herrera Tello - who is also a builder and a mayor with a Zitácuaro license - presented in Morelia, before the media, the comprehensive strategy for Churumuco and Aguililla, hours after CJNG burst into Churumuco, killing two municipal police officers and kidnapping four more, who remain missing and forgotten by the Silvano Aureoles government.
Likewise, at the same time a confrontation between CJNG hitmen and National Guard soldiers in Aguililla, left a balance of several dead and detainees, who reportedly participated in the ambush against the State Police in that municipality, in which 14 officers were killed.
"We have to continue to approach the population to know their needs and not allow acts outside the law to take over the tranquility of the people," said government secretary Herrera Tello, at what was the only conference where the called "comprehensive strategy".
Never a follow up after showy announcements
What happened next is what the Silvano Aureoles government has become accustomed to, not following up on its numerous “plans” and “strategies” that it announces every time a serious event attracts the attention of the press to the entity.
After a few days of securing a couple of vehicles, some heavy caliber rifles, and at least three detainees, by January 24, the shootings returned in the Bonifacio Moreno "El Aguaje" community and blockades of the Apatzingán - Aguililla highway, hours later, six bodies were located in a van in the Felipe Ángeles community, Buenavista municipality.
On January 31, a monster truck was secured near the Aguaje and on February 1, a video of a Los Viagras checkpoint in the vicinity of that town circulated, all this, two weeks after presenting the "comprehensive strategy" for Churumuco and Aguililla.
On February 3, National Guard soldiers were rounded up by armed civilians blocking the Apatzingán-Aguililla highway, at the height of Buenavista, and the area continued to record the displacement of armed civilians in SUVs and armored trucks.
On March 17, a new day of violence took place in Tierra Caliente, and in the case of Aguililla, houses were burned, with up to 18 deaths reported in the event.
Alliances and Cells
Subsequently, videos and publications on social networks continued to spread, accusations and threats were launched against the Jalisco Cartel and the criminal organization, Carteles Unidos, formed by criminal cells such as Blancos de Troya, Familia Michoacana and Caballeros Templarios and the most powerful groups Los Viagras - led by the brothers. Sierra Santana- and the Tepalcatepec Cartel -under the command of Juan José Farías Álvarez “El Abuelo”.
On March 26, a new shooting was reported in El Aguaje, on April 6 there were new roadblocks and shootings in Aguililla and Buenavista, the shooting of soldiers in the latter municipality – by members of Los Viagras.
On April 9, a CJNG “Narco-Monster” was secured in the vicinity of the Aguaje, the following day the fighting continued in that town, El Limoncito and El Colomo, and on the 14th, fifteen alleged members of the Jalisco Cartel were arrested in Aguililla and Parácuaro, eleven of whom were evacuated from the area by air.
On April 25 there was evidence of the looting they did in the town of El Limoncito, Los Viagras, allegedly colluding with the 30th Infantry Battalion and the 43rd Military Zone of Apatzingán.
The massacre that was hidden by state government
What happened next was a massacre hidden by the Silvano Aureoles government: After looting houses, shops, and a beer depot in Limoncito, Los Viagras retired to a ranch in the La Huerta community, where they got drunk.
While their victims were deeply asleep, the Jalisco Nueva Generación Cartel killed 23 people, among whom were a retired colonel and two members of the lesser rank of the Mexican Army, in active duty, as well as five foreign soldiers (two Colombians, one Guatemalan). , a Honduran and a Salvadoran), hired by "El Abuelo" Farías to train the Cartel United hitmen. A day later, the Silvano Aureoles government reported the finding of only three bodies, although photographs of the scene show various bodies, military identifications and abandoned weapons.
Since then, to date, inhabitants have reported at least two recent massacres in El Aguaje and its surroundings, shooting has not stopped, the displacement of armed civilians on highways and roads, nor have criminals stopped their threatening videos, leaving the population, abandoned to its fate by the PRD government led by Silvano Aureoles Conejo.
The harvest and selling of fruit are directed by narcos
Control of crime is such that cutters and fruit producers have to wait for the criminals' to give permission to work and sell them the fruit at the price imposed on them, there is a shortage of basic foods in El Aguaje due to the danger of reaching that point.
Gasoline has reached 60 pesos per liter, because on their way to the town, members of the criminal association Carteles Unidos apply various extortions to suppliers. Currently, at least 10 kidnapped inhabitants are reported, including children.
Of the "comprehensive strategy" for Aguililla, neither the Secretary of Government Carlos Herrera who presented it or any other official of the state administration, much less Governor Silvano Aureole, have reported a single result of the plan.
Churumuco
In the case of Churumuco, four municipal police officers have been missing since January 11, whose identities are partially known due to the search that their relatives have made of them on social networks, since it is the date on which they are still disappeared and forgotten by the state government. , who since January did not mention the case again.
The uniformed men were abducted by the Zicuirán Cartel and the Jalisco Cartel, after confronting the latter with assassins from Los Viagras and Carteles Unidos.
The municipal agents were reportedly sent by Mayor Rodimiro Barrera Estrada to support his brother, Gabino Barrera, then head of the plaza in Churumuco for Los Viagras: According to data from the Attorney General of the Republic, was financed by La Familia Michoacana for his electoral campaign in 2007, which he won, being summoned by him and other elected mayors who benefited by the cartel, by representatives of the criminal group who took the favor, according to the PGR.
Despite these indications, Rodimiro Barrera became a federal deputy [congressman]for the PRI at the end of his triennium, succeeding him as Mayor, his brother Gildardo. He returned to the mayor's office in 2018, for a period of 3 years.
As for Gabino Barrera Estrada, since 2014 he was identified by the state government as a member of the “Los H3” criminal group, which arose as a result of the self-defense groups, and was identified as a leader in Churumuco and La Huacana.
Gabino Barrera Cartel splits from Viagras steals Covid support
With the arrival of the coronavirus, Churumuco was again the subject of news, since the Gabino Barrera Cartel, who apparently became independent from Los Viagras, assaulted and fled from the dozens of older adults who came after March 18, to collect extraordinary support from the federal government for the health crisis, several months of resources were brought forward to cope with the quarantine.
One of the needs ignored by Herrera Tello and Silvano Aureoles in their "comprehensive strategy" - the residents had to leave Churumuco to collect the Covid19 resources, and upon their return, they were assaulted and pushed out of the municipality by the criminal group headed by the brother of the PRI mayor.
Days later, on April 17, Rogelio López Gaona and Anibar López Calderón, father and son, ranchers and farmers, were deprived of liberty, tortured and murdered, by Gabino Barrera group. The bodies were abandoned in the Puerto del Ahuijote community.
As can be seen, the “comprehensive strategy” for Churumuco announced by Carlos Herrera - Silvano Aureoles' right-hand man who even distanced him from his responsibility as Mayor of Zitácuaro to position him as a candidate in the 2021 elections - was never implemented and to date, the PRD government has not reported a single result, finding in the coronavirus a way to campaign in its favor and to hide its spectacular failure in the biggest challenge facing the entity: violence.
Comparing the first semester of 2020 with the same semester of 2019, it is observed that murders have increased 30% and homicides of women have doubled. Likewise, if you compare the first semester of 2015 (months before Aureoles Conejo took power), the murders have doubled, going from 434 to 1,094.
Source-http://www.noventagrados.com.mx/seguridad/masacres-balaceras-bloqueos-secuestros-y-extorsiones-a--6-meses-de-la-estrategia-integral-para-aguililla-y-churumuco.htm
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2020.03.24 16:05 Texas1971 Carollaisms

Haven’t updated in awhile, but here’s some “light reading” for everyone while we’re locked in. These just crack me up. Enjoy, stay safe and wash up. 🧼 GETITON

Band Names/Rap Stars

Mitt Romney and the One Percenters (ACS)
ManAyz - Rap star (LL)
D'Bagz - Rap star (LL)
Maxi Pad - An all-girl band that knows how to rock (LL)
Dick Tingle - One of the best blues men in the business (Show?)
Lynette and the Lackeys (ACS)
Straw Hat and the Bowties - Jerry Springer's dixieland band who plays at the Knott's Berry Farm Good Time Theater (ACS)
Gut Fluffer (ACS)
Johnny Beaumont and The Legionnaires - All wear matching powder blue tuxedoes (ACS)
Automatic Vaginismus – Great band name (LL)
Dissuade/D’ Suede - Rappeproducer of Kanye/one of Kim's ex beaus (ACS)
Starchy Deuce - Band that should be produced by D' Suede (ACS)
Narthex - (ACS)
Epileptic Declawed Hamster - That is a helluva punk band right there (ACS)
Loretta Lynch - Country singer who sang "Stand By Your Man" (ACS)
The Areolas - Covered an Eagles song in the ‘90s (ACS)
Fleece and Flannel - One of the best lesbian acoustic duos you will ever see (ACS)
3 Chainz - Rap star (ACS)
Blues Squatter - Adam's dad’s band name (ACS)
Tampon Kayak - One of Seattle's greatest, but least heard of indie bands (ACS)
Jizz Grenade (LL)
Dryer Fire - Hot indie band name (ACS)
Iranian Revolutionary Guard - Prince's backup band (ACS)
Rape Kit - Name of Adam's band from high school (ACS)
Nog Bong - A band Adam was in in high school (ACS)
Bum Blazer – Adam’s band in high school (ACS)
White Trash Kimchi - Another good band name (Bald Bryan) (ACS)
White Noise - Adam's rap name (ADS)
Promethazine - Lil Wayne's sister (ADS)
Light Rail - Great Rap name (ADS)
Danny In The Joint - Good indie band name (ACS)
Anal Cleft - One of the worst reggae singers to leave Jamaica (ACS)
Anal Cleft and the Taints - Great reggae group (ACS)
MEL-ROL - One of The Spice Girls (AOTH)
D'bris - Great Rap name (ACS)
Cisgender - A militant female rapper....for the ladies (ACS)
Krav Maga (1) - Country singing Jew (ACS)
Lynette and Paulette - Sounds like a singing duo from the 60's (RD)
Nuts In The Sink - Name of Ray’s new band (Ray) (AOTH)
SubDude - Pete Holmes' rap name (ACS)
Ray And The Enemas - Blues singer and his backup band (ADS)
Yakov Crutchfield - He has a show in Branson (ADS)
Mac 18 - Adam’s favorite rapper (RD)
Tremble Lean – Adam’s rap name (ACBSL)
Sticker Back – Worst band out of Canada ever (ACS)
Pennywise and Pound Foolish - A band from the ‘90's (RD)
Strawberry Shortcake's Neti Pot - Great band name (Twitter)
Puffy Elon Musk - Worst rapper ever (ACS)
Pantera Club at Laguna Seca (Twitter)
Savage Body Attack - New wave romantic band Ace was in when he was 19 (FBL)
Jumping Jazzy Jews - Jeff Goldblum's jazz band (ACS)
Snore Cherry - Great band name (ACS)
Pat Benatard - Pat Benatar cover band (ACS)
Rancid Nuts - Good band name (ACS)
Gary And The Knotholes - Good band name (AOTH)
Tampon Canoe - Good indie band (ACS)
One Erection - A good boy band (ACS)
Flushin' Dew - A good country duo (ACS)
Armo Jeweler - Great band name (RD)
Radon - (Lynette thinks) there a Whitesnake cover-band (ACS)
The Taste Of Ace - Great band name (ACS)
King Grape and the Raisinettes (GS)
Concord Grape and the Raisinettes (GS)
Gary Taco - Love that band (ACS)
The Silence Breakers (2) - Good punk band (Gina) (ACS)
Daddy’s Got A Dually – Good country song (ACS)
Dip Curtain - Good indie band (ACS)
Crystal Lobbyists - Sounds like a great techno band (ACS)
Narcissistic Monk -Great indie band (GS)
Sporty Prius - Worst of the Spice Girls (ACS)
Laden and Bravado - 70s duo who opened for Seals n Crofts (ACS)
The Bouncers - great band name (ACS)
Hurry up and make sense (1) - a good talking heads album (ACS)
Appropriate Sombrero - Maxapada’s next band name (Bryan) (ACS)
Flirtatious Contrail - great rap name (GS)
Jack Johnson - Guy from The White Stripes aka The Black Stripes (ACS)
Sophistry - A great Carol King album (ADS)

Song Titles

Meatless Mondays - Horrible Bangles song (Show?)
Measles and Commuter Trains - Worst Christmas song ever (ACS)
White Guys Be Ownin' Everything - Adam's next hit (ACS)
Blood On The Grout - John Cougar Mellencamp song (ACS)
No Blood In The Peckeroo - Good John Cougar song (ACS)
Mellen's Gold - A three disc box set of nothing but John Cougar Mellencamp hits (ACS)
Freaks, Retards and Jews - Not a Cher song (ACS)
Pedophile Cops - Good Cheap Trick song (ACS)
Pig Anus Soup - Favorite Rolling Stones album (Bryan) (ACS)
That Dog Don’t Mess With Olga and Natalia Don’t Spit No Mo’ - Sounds like a Mississippi Delta blues song (Bryan) (ACS)
Goggles Are For Pussies - Trace Adkins' number one hit (ACAFBSL)
Whistle While You Masturbate - The lost Disney song aka "Whistle While You Jerk" (ACS)
12 Pack & Dick's Hard - Name of Adam's new album (Gina) (ACS)
Blood and Soil - A good Smithereens song (ACS)
Pina Colada in Amsterdam - Worst Jimmy Buffet song ever (ACS)
Tough Times In The City - Great Nick Gilder song (ACS)
I've Got A Hamster In My Scrotum And He's Looking For His Keys - That's a good country song (ACS)
Gay Hitler -Great Elvis Costello song (ACS)
Tard On The Tool Shed - Good Mellenamp song (AOTH)
Condo in Redondo - Sublime song (ADS)
Animoji - Band that sung "Obsession" (ACS)
People Who Have Lost People - Worst Barbara Streisand song ever (ACS)
Tilted Heart - Great Tammy Wynette song (ADS)
Yoga wood - Great Beatles song (ACS)
Anal cleft - Song from the Sound of Music (ACS)
Morgue Mode - Sounds like a guy from Iceland who is a DJ (ACS)
I’ve got a Saturday and two friends - great country song (Gina) (ACS)
Recipe for Misery (2) - Title of the next Guns N Roses album (ACS)
Circling Back To Baldwin - Good name for a country song (ACS)
Keistered in Winnipeg - (Bald’s) favorite Willie Nelson song (ACS)
Anal ipecac - Good indie band (ACS)
2 Tits and a Pulse - Ace likes that Beck song (Bryan/Adam) (ACS)

Football Players/Athletes/Teams:

Legs Akimbo - Wide Receiver (ACS)
Feral Katz - Nose Tackle (ACS)
L' Brarian Booker - Wide Receiver (ACS)
Oscar Buzz - Linebacker (ACS)
DeVigorous Lover - Wide Receiver (ACS)
Nadir Zenith - Placekicker (ACS)
DeGluten Free - Offensive Lineman (ACS)
Tangy Mango - Fullback (ACS)
N'Farious Plan - (position?) (ACS)
Modular Holmes - (position?) (ACS)
Fortuitous Bounce - Safety (ACS)
Operatin' Thetan - (ACS) Quarterback for the Washington Redskins (ACS)
Minority Banks - HOF OLB who died tragically in a car wreck shortly after his HOF induction, a natural athlete, he played option QB in college along with being a stand out member of the track team, and in high school he was captain of the basketball team. Survived by his twin brother Majority Banks, who also played in the league, and daughter Recuser Banks who many believe was the best athlete in the family (ACS)
Coach Platitude - "Take a knee son...helmet's not a chair" (ACS)
Glendora Bevmo - Mother of DeVigorous Lover and L' Brarian Booker (different fathers, of course) (ACS)
Marshall Law - (Allison) (ACS)
Orlando Ceeworld - (position?) (ACS)
Du Vatine - (position?) (Show?)
Raja Slate - Super fast wide-out out of Marshall via LSU (AOTH)
Moe Greene - Great corner for the Washington Redskins in the 80’s (ACS)
Bronx Defenders - Sounds like a AAA hockey team (RD)
Medical Error - Slipped in the draft due to a video being released just prior (ACS)
Homeo Stasis (position?) (ACS)
Capybara - The greatest name for a major league skipper (ACS)
Ejaxico Johnson (position?) (ACS)
Radiant Barrier vs. Attic Fan - The worst WWE matchup ever to grace the stage (AOTH)
Bamboo Brick - one of the greatest mixed martial artists on the planet (AOTH)
Dexter Methorphan - He did not participate in the combines, but his coaches say he can run a 4.3 (Twitter)
Bob Jacuzzi - Great point guard for the Celtics aka "THE COOZE" (ACS)
Shame Negation - Picked to leave Clemson early and go very early in the draft this year. (ADS)
Entertainment Crackers - Another name for the Washington Generals ACS
Hardibacker - Good name for an inside backer (ACS)
Osmosis - Black dude. Forward for the Knicks who might or might not have been traded (ADS)
Onus Wilson - NFL draftee (ACS)
World Be Mine - Adam’s new basketball name (ACS)
LBJ - Worst Mexican wrestler name ever (ADS)
Cold stone Steve Austin - Can’t wrestle on hot days. Tag team partners with the Klondike twins (GS)
Cicely Tyson - Greatest Italian boxer of all time. (ADS)

Porn Star Names/Terms/Gay Code:

Spoodini - (LL)
Rocky Stucco - (AOTH)
No Can Doo - Backdoor anal queen of China (ACS)
Kristallnacht - Worst porn star name in the business (ACS)
Madison Avenue (I am Rappaport Podcast)
Hero Du Jour (I am Rappaport Podcast)
Kindle Fire (ACS)
Jackson Hole - Gay porn actor (ACS)
Col. Duke Lacrosse - Adam's porn name (LL)
Duke Circumference - Adam's gay porn name (ACS)
Rich Data - Gay porn actor (Show?)
Tom Foolery - Gay porn actor (Show?)
Honey Dijon - Great porn star name (Show?)
Aids Machete - One of Adam's gay porn names. "Very short stint, I only did 2 weeks with that name, so it was like 41 movies." (ACS)
Bryce Canyon - Great gay porn name (ACS)
The Italian Coastguard - A gay move. "Let me just start with basic anal, then I'll slide into the Italian Coast Guard." (ACS)
Tetanus Gym - Good gay porn name "Who you working with?" "Tetanus Gym." "Oh boy, make sure you're on top" (ACS)
Shared A Back Fence - gay slang (ACS)
Mea Culpa - Adam's porn name (ACS)
Hand Twins - Gay code (ACS)
Backscatter - Porn technology (PM)
Cajun Tree Climber - Gay code (AOTH)
Snow Blower- Gay code (AOTH)
Stump Grinder - Gay code (AOTH)
Tumbler And Coaster - Adam's gay slang replacement for "top and bottom" (PM)
Go For A Bike Ride - Gay code (ACS)
Artie Fartie - Adam's porn name from the 80's (ACS)
Road Island Ray - Ray's porn name (AOTH)
38KKK -A type of porn that comes out of Kentucky (ACS)
Tech Screw - A dirty website for geeks (ACS)
Bearvalanche - Worst gay move ever (ACS)
Wacked Off Pieces Of Cactus - Gay code for gay rough trade (ACS)
Brad Nail - Good gay porn name (ADS)
Lightning Rod - Good gay porn name for Milo Yiannopplous (ADS)
Milk Barn - Another name for Adam's bathroom sink (ACS)
Meat Thievery - That's just good gay code (ACS)
Hairy Shin - Adam's gay porn name (ACS)
Asian Persuasion - Sounds like a good name for a porn series Asian persuasion 16 (ACS)
Cock Holster - Good movie series, cock holster 14 (ACS)
Celebrity Du Jour - Great porn name (ACS)
Europol - Another great porn name (ACS)
Roy Wood - Adam's gay porn name (ACS)
Tank slapper - Gay slang (Gina) (ACS)
Porch Pirate - Gay term (ACS)
Mad Chuck - The world's worst name for a gay porn star (AOTH)
Sweat lodge - Gay code (ACS)
The L.A. Underground - Sounds like a gay bar (M&J)
Skin and grin - Gay slang (ACS)
Rear Admiral - The name of one of the best bars on west side (ACS)
Loaded for bear - Now a gay term (GS)
Fruit Of The Year - A porn Dave (Dameshek) starred in (ACS)
The Lebanese Comedian - Ace's favorite sex position (ACS)
Cockout - When a gay guy doesn't try very hard (ACS)
Margana Wood - Porn name (ACS)
Hugh Bris - Porn star (RD)
Matte Clear - Fondalier’s gay porn name (AOTH)
Palatial Estates – A good 80’s fake tittie porn name (AOTH)
Cokie Roberts - Great porn name (ACS)
Armenian Christmas - An unspeakable sexual act in prison. "Johnny ratted out the white supremacists to the warden, so they gave him an Armenian Christmas" (Show?)
Ride The Pine - Gay slang (ADS)
Meet Gaze - Gay slang (ACS)
Asshole Rider - Gay slang (ACS)
Cash Widedick - Ace's porn name if you can call an apple a honey crisp. (ACS)
Shanda Lear - Great stripper name (Gina) (ACS)
Fiery Cherry - Good porn name (ACS)
Jerk the wheel - Code for masturbation (ACS)
Giddyup Titties - Gina’s porn name (Gina) (ACS)
French astronaut - Great gay slang (ACS)
Mr Bandera - gay code (ACS)
Beefmato/Clamato - sounds like names of venerial diseases (ACS)
Spanner - Australian gay code (ACS)
Rocky tenure - Adam’s gay porn name (ACS)
The End Game - One of Stormy Daniels movie titles (RD)
Room for cream - Great porno title (Gina) (ACS)
Pedialyte shower - Worst sexual act ever (Sklar) (ACS)
Foot Zunki - Add-on to the Pedialyte shower (ACS)
Self rimming sink - gay slang (AOTH)
Harvey Mudd - gay bar drink where vermouth and bartender shit is mixed in a goblet (ACS)
Barney’s Beanery - ultimate name for a gay bar (ACS)
Parallel park both ways - euphemism for being bi (GS)
The Big Three - Gerago’s junk (RD)
73 - When a fat guy tries to 69 with a chubby prostitute he met at a ham radio convention(ACS)
Backlog - Stormy Daniels movie title (Bryan)(ACS)
Madison Bear - Sounds like an dating app for gay hairy dudes who are married (ACS)
Back pay - Good porn title name (ACS)

Miscellaneous People

Trajectory Hagar - High school kid "heading down the wrong path" in life (ACS)
Slick Mouth - Adam's prison name (ACS)
Rich Carless - Cool homeless guy name (ACS)
Keyless Chuck - Best homeless guy name (ACS)
Nasal Ranger - Worst superhero name ever (Gina) (ACS)
Krav Maga (2) - Good name for a sheriff (ADS)
Hubcap Annie - Horror that hangs out with Keyless Chuck (ACS)
Becky Honkington (Allison) (ACS)
Monica Chugscock - (Pronounced "Shuggscawk") (ADS)
Tyvek DuPont - Best rich guy’s name (AOTH)
Mattress - A Model/actress (ACS)
Hofmeister Kink - Nazi war criminal who's been in hiding in Brazil for the past 61 years. aka Jake Johnson (ACS)
Serpiginous - The world's wimpiest swordsman. Sir Piginous of Wussville (LL)
Chick Fil a - Great play-by-play guy for the Warriors from the 70’s (Show?)
Peri Menopausal - Best P.I. working the Chicago beat (LL)
Whiskey Dick - The neighborhood pedophile in the clown outfit (ACS)
Surge - Guy that drives for ÜBER (ACS)
Babbling Brook - Great name for a female cattle auctioneer (PM)
Terra Firma - Name of the "woman of color" that heckled Adam at a Ventura live show and was removed by force (The Ranker Podcast)
Octomom - Great Batman villain (Bryan) (ACS)
Larry The Cabinet Guy - Failed Israeli comic…"Don't get 'er done!" (ACS)
Rod Blagojevich - Joe Francis' slimy brother who sells above ground pools out of a primered van (ACS)
Cockchug Man - The gay superhero in The Village People that wears just all leather (ACS)
MEL-ROL- She's one of The Spice Girls (AOTH)
Hand Farts - A new comedian Adam had never heard of (ACS)
Juan Jeremy - The greatest international film star ever (ACS)
Bitchathane Jackson - Good name for a "sista" (ACS)
Tobar - Perfect caveman name (ACS)
Vroman - A fast moving Roman (ACS)
Korn Syrup and Fructose - Women of color who work at the strip club with Jade (stage 4) (ACS)
Fred Meyer - Lucy's neighbor (ACS)
Kimchi - The Asian flutist (ACS)
Pacoima - The mechanic from Taxi (ACS)
Dick Salt - NATO Alliance General (ACS)
Dick Salt (2) - Manger of the Mariners in the early 70’s (Bryan) (ACS)
Caramel And Fudge - Two more African-American prostitutes that lived in the apartment above Adam’s (ACS)
Peaches - The whore that lived upstairs (ACS)
F. Me Bailey - Greatest lawyer of all time (RD)
Agua Caliente - Loves that guy. He does a great John Madden (ACS)
Senior Penis - One the most dangerous drug lords to ever work (ADS)
Shill Du'Jour - Good Bond secretary name (RD)
Brexit Romero - Sounds like an International assassin (ACS)
Lugansk - That gay diver who hit his head and gave the whole Canadian team AIDS (ACS)
Leak O'rama - A Dutch action star, starred in “Sudden Death” (AOTH)
Vaginismus - Great black guy name (ADS)
Normcore - Guy that owns Westwood one (ACS)
LaTolstoy - Great black guy name (ACS)
Shapiro – Artist who is really good at anime. Died in the 60’s but was a real trendsetter (ACS)
Chuck Spears – Good name for a racist. “Hey you workin’ with Chuck Spears over at the Klan?” (ACS)
Norethindrone - DAG’s Sister (CLL)
La Tuskegee - Black airline pilot (ACS)
C-clamps – Nickname for Adam’s step-mom. “Ol’ C-clamps locked me out of the house again.” (ACS)
Harry Nilsson - (Gary thinks) he does the voices on The Simpsons (ADS)
Nutella - Great name for a crazy black woman (ACS)
Sia - The perfect person to break up with. Would be perfect if she was dating Jack (hit the road Jack) (ACS)
The Ball Catcher - What Adam used to call Ray's ass in junior high (ACFBSL)
MOAB - Matt's new nickname (Mother of All Buttholes) (AONTH)
Trip Reeb - Great name for a white guy (ACS)
Merle Horn - One of the greatest best ropers to ever come down the Pecos (ACS)
The Boring Machine - Lynette's name for Adam (ACS)
Avocado Hand - The nickname of Eric Clapton's brother (Chet) who works at a Mexican place and is charge of the guacamole (ACS)
Bagel Hand - Clapton's Jewish cousin (ACS)
Fa-Sheeya (fascia) - A heavy set woman of color that works at the DMV (ACAFBSL)
Ghrelin - New AM/PM mascot (ACS)
Krav Maga (3) - An Israeli Captain from 1946 (ACS)
Cuban Boa - Sounds like a dark skinned trannie (ACS)
Gabardine - She's a very chatty woman of color middle-aged and she'll talk your ear off. (ACS)
Guy Dudebro - Greatest name ever (AOTH)
Otto Warmbier- Simultaneously the greatest and worst beer master brewer name ever (ACS)
Leif Geragos - Greatest rocking attorney ever Viking rocker attorney (ACS)
Ernest J. Bigot - "I'm just asking....I'm just wanna know...." (ACS)
Panzanella - Cobra's full name (ACS)
Sheet Metal Nibbler - Great name for Matt the porcelain punisher (AOTH)
Big Grenadine - Sounds like a large black neighbor (ACS)
Silent gym - Next to Keyless Chuck, best homeless guy name ever (ACS)
Nuchilla - Sounds like a black vampire (Theo Von) (ACS)
D' poleon - Black Napoleon (ACS)
Luke Rockhold - Sounds like a character on The Flintstones (GS)
Sissy squat - She was hot (AOTH)
Beulah - The town horror (RD)
Ronan Farrow - One of the best wheel men in Europe (ACS)
Duke Bagg - Comedian Ian Bagg's brother (ACS)
Root Ball Grinder - A horrible term for a bitchy wife (Ruth Ballgrinder and Harriet Mulcher) (Tim Allen) (ACS)
Paul Funyun - Just a big dude who likes to have fun. Has a pink ox as a sidekick (ACS)
Page/Savage - A great lawyer team (Adam Ray) (ACS)
Ivar the Boneless - Ace’s dad’s nickname in high school. aka Jim the spineless (ACS)
Bash Worthy - Comic strip's character name/title (ACS)
Uncle Tom-bién - Mexican Uncle Tom (ACS)
Alist Poon - An Indian exchange student who has cerebral palsy (ACS)
Indignant Asswipes - Good name for an improv troupe (Gina) (ACS)
Flora in Fauna - two black chicks that work for him (ADS)
Cheap - Name of a he/she that literally went under sexual assignment surgery last month (ACS)
Heroin (1)(Pronounced Ehr-o-win by JCVD) A character in Lord Of The Rings (Bryan) (ACS)
Yersinia pestis - Ace did Celebrity Apprentice with that dude. He won that year (ADS)
Morgue Mode - Sounds like a guy from Iceland who is a DJ (ACS)
Rachel Bias - Great stripper name (ACS)
Buzz Ramjet - Aviation attorney (ACS)
Black Cherry - Stripper name Bryan (ACS)
Saffron - Sassy black woman in Meg Whitman movie (ACS)
Vibranium - a new black kid name from Black Panther (ACS)
Bird Nerd - Marvel superhero (ACS)
Merch Galore - Worst Bond secretary ever. Total sellout. Always wearing her own swag (GS)
Bathroom Goalie - New code for fat chicks sitting next to you on an airplane (ACS)
Skip Loader -Kurt Loder’s older brother (ACS)
F. Me Money - greatest attorney rapper ever (RD)

Morning Zoos/DJ's/Radio Stations

Gum and Condoms - (Show?)
Dusty Labia - Adam's handle when he used to do AM Mornings. (ACS)
Asscrack and Backsack in the morning with Sludge (LL)
Crockpots and Headphones (ACS)
Booger and Floor Wax (ACS)
Almonds and Water (ACS)
Cold Butter And Calves (ADS)
Schluter And The Drain - Schluter has a thick Austrian accent , while "The Drain" has a super low voice (AOTH)
Ace Rockolla - Just Google "Ace Rockolla Lightning round...." (LL)
Fungus and Mold (Show?)
Stupid and Petty (Show?)
Eunice and Edgar - Bubba the Love Sponge's parents (ACS)
Flip Flops and Fanny Packs (ACS)
Hairy Shin - Does a KCRE show in the weekends (ACS)
Deep Bra Grooves - Should be a Sirius XM station Channel 248, C+ and above! (ACS)
Andy and Opie - Great Radio Show (ACS)
QuietRock - Sounds like an easy listening rock station (AOTH)
Quiet Crush - A good easy listening radio station (ACS)
The Tool Box - SiriusXM took tune station aka KTOL (ACS)
Ray's Enema Antics - New podcast on Carolla Digital (Bryan)(ACS)
Doug Gets Blown While He Eats Pudding - Doug Benson's next podcast (ACS)
Cat Packer - Used to do mornings with her brother, Fudge (ACS)
Duke and Shinola - good morning show team (ACS)
Mother Trucker - Adam’s Podcast with caller Miguel (AOTH)

Places

Boobville - (LL)
Pedoph Isle aka Pedophile Island - Island where are all the pedophiles are sent to live. (Also a TV show/movie idea) (LL)
Lil' Lord Fauntleroy’s Academy for Albino Hemophiliacs - Drew's childhood school (LL)
Doesntexistizcan - Where presidential candidate Platitude's grandfather was from (ACS)
Boga Raton - The world's worst resort spot (Show?)
Meat Yard - Great name for a gay bar (ACS)
Mister Fister's - Adam's all-time top name for a gay bar (ACS)
Sub-Par - Worst name for a submarine sandwich shop (Show?)
Queen Mary - Great name for a tranny bar (ACS)
NuvaRing - A German racetrack. "The new Nissan GTR turned it in 7:21, faster than the Corvette." (Show?)
Louis Pasteur Middle School (ACS)
Helm’s Deep - World's first gay bar bakery (ACS)
Kal Penn - One of the best sounding names to get an engineering degree from (ACS)
Alaska State Motto - Love fishing but I hate your kids? Alaska! (PM)
Duke University - John Wayne's college (ACS)
Planned Possumhood - Planned Parenthood in Arkansas (ACS)
Fruit Stand - Great name for a gay bar (ACS)
Poo Poo City - Where Charles Fletcher Loomis' house is located (ACS)
Blood Bank - Great name for a check cashing place in the hood (ACS)
Bass Manor - Great name for a gay bar (ACS)
The Dead C - Sounds like the worst name for a lesbian bar ever (ACS)
Wood Bar - Good name for a gay bar (ACS)
Ghost Load - Ride at Calico Ghost Town (ADS)
Nasacort - Country club for Jewish folks where they play tennis at (ADS)
L.A. HOTT (1) - An 80's bar with an outdoor door seating area (ACS)
Fairy Wings - Good name for a bar on the west side (ACS)
Second Hand/First World - Store that sells rich whitey’s high end stuff (ACS)
The Lance Hunter - Perfect name for a gay bar (Dumb People Town)
Pervert Park - Theo Vaughn grew up there (ACS)
Big Sur - Great name for a big and tall shop (Show?)
Studio Centric - Sounds like a Utopia. Between Valley Village and Sherman Oaks (AOTH)
Asstard - Thor came from that planet (ACS)
Grand Entrance - Great name for a gay bar (AOTH)
Thermopolis - Where the Bun Boy is (ACS)
The Turkish Embassy - Gay bar (ACS)
Low Tide - Gay code for boner in the rear view mirror (ACS)
Corumption - On the way to Vegas, where Heidi Fleiss lives with her macaws (ACS)
C.C. Fichens - Sounds like a pretzel stand (Gina) (ACS)
Timpani Barn - where to get timpani to go, has three big Mexicans in the kitchen (ACS)
Heroin (2)(Pronounced Ehr-o-win by JCVD) The health food store in Venice (ACS)
Pocket Passers - Next to Mister Fister’s (Gina) (ACS)
The Mexican Faire - Worst fair ever (ACS)
Hanoi Hospice - Only place worse than the Hanoi Hilton (ACS)
Kaleblazer- Gay juice bar (ACS)
Hot Dog Cannon - good name for a bar next to The Abbey (ACS)
Dyskeratosis - where Vinnie lives, lots of Greek folks, a family oriented community (ACS)
Kind of, Italy - Where Ace’s family is from. Where he gets his kinky hair. (ADS)

Miscellaneous

Cleaning The Pink Turtle - Bryan's name for pleasuring oneself (ACS)
Analingus - A new type of breath mint (LL)
The Milk Of Arthritic Goats - A rabbi's curse: "May you suckle at the teet of the milk of arthritic goat!!!" (ACS)
Carbon Dating - A black dating website (ACS)
RU486 - Vanity plate for a guy who runs an abortion clinic (ADS)
Jet Green - Amsterdam's Airlines (ACS)
Stromer, Oldhafer and Carolla - World's worst law firm (AOTH)
Ira Carolla - Sounds like an affliction "Oh my Ira Carolla's acting up" (ACS)
Sawjay - Sounds French...gay word for sausage. "I was strokin' this dude’s sawjay" (ACS)
Smokeless Cigarette - Name for Dr. Drew's honker after his prostate surgery (ADS)
El Niño - Name of "Sinn" strip club DJ's cock (ACS)
Blue Man - Crazy hairdresser's macaw who doesn't judge (PM)
Lucia - An Italian moped (ACS)
American Jewish World Service - A van that's begging to be shot at (ACS)
E-aye? - Canadian version of EBay (ACS)
Sweatpants Lesbian - What Adam would be. An in-between lesbian. Not a lipstick lesbian, not a butch dyke (ACS)
SuckStrong - Bill Clinton's bracelet (ACS)
Gaybus - Gay and bogus (ACS)
Flappy Bird - The most offensive name for the vagina (ACS)
G8 (Summit) - The Pontiac that Oprah gave away on her show (ACS)
Oracle A The Delphi - Big new startup company (ADS)
Crewkakke - A type of sweater (ACS)
The Flying Dutchman - Great name for an Amsterdam airlines (ACS)
Cleaning My Chain - Euphemism for beating off (ACS)
Awesome Town - A gathering of three or more polar bears (ACS)
Avocado - The Greek word for nut sack (ACS)
Doucherette - A gum/patch that douchebags chew/use (ACS)
Urban Milling -Black guys standing around (AOTH)
Synesthesia - When you eat your own hair (ACS)
Tuck Rule - When a guy pretends he's a chick and stands in front of the mirror (ACS)
My #2 Pencil Is Out Of Lead - Another term for erectile dysfunction (ACS)
Float A Bond - When a politician farts (RD)
Vaginismus - black people's holiday, accompanied with a lot of ceremonial garb (ADS)
Vaseline and Gauze - Elizabeth Taylor's new scent (ACS)
Jewber - A drunk on a 10-speed (ACS)
Chickpea - What Gina does when we camp (ACS)
Oscar Squad (2) - Bad gay code (ACS)
Airbus - Worst name for an aircraft. Sounds like “air donkey” (AOTH)
Shailene Woodley - Sounds like the most fantastical verb/adverb combo. “I want to Shailene Woodley through a field of poppies with you” (Gina) (Twitter)
Asshole Rider (2) - Worst piece of exercise equipment Vinnie’s ever endorsed (ACS)
Diario La Prensa - Stealer of the jersey in Spanish (ACS)
The Sicilian Fly Swatter - Sounds like a WWF move (Gina) (ACS)
Jellyfish - Sounds like something your grandpa would buy for you at the mall (ACS)
Fruit Fly - More politically correct term for fag hag (Show?)
Jewgling - When a Jew "Googles" their symptoms (ACS)
Tavares - David Wild's boner medicine (ACS)
Jew -Over - A mulligan from a barmitzva. "Uh, I misread that...can I get a Jew-over?" (ACS)
Ossified - That's a Don King word, there (ACS)
Zero for Cecil - Worst charity ever (Bald Bryan) (ACS)
A++ - A bra that Gina will never see (ACS)
Joycelyn - A good name for Curly from the Three Stooges to say (ACS)
Phallisee - Latin for "to see the penis" (ADS)
Coffee Nap - Euphemism for pooping in your pants (ACS)
USS Monitor - Doesn't sound like a ship of war, sounds like a night nurse (ACS)
Dotard - A skirt a man wears (ACS)
Wilding- Something derogatory that takes place in public pools in certain counties (ACS)
Caveat - Latin for shitting on Adam's point (ADS)
Festiva - Sounds like a boner medicine (ACS)
Depeche Mode - French for “who dealt it?” (ADS)
Beefy Clutch – The purse Gina thought Lady Gaga took to the Emmy’s (ACS)
Sig Sauer - Something you would yell at Oktoberfest before downing a stiff stein of stout (ACS)
Jeans day – Sounds like the special day for your special need son Gene, to raise money (ACS)
Wilding - What takes place in public pools in certain counties (GS)
4F - Can’t/won’t be eligible for the draft (ACS)
Groupie - a kind of fish (ACS)
The African chick - Horrible name for a boat (ACS)
Inclusion rider - Snowboard for retarded kids (ACS)
The Urethra - Bad name for a car (ACS)
Mercury retrograde - when you take your index finger and shove it under your sack before you blow, and you belch it up later (ACS)
UEFA - Transsexuals playing soccer with a balled up maxi pad (GS)
Missed Connections- The worst airline ever (ACS)
Carollo - Sounds like a Tool you’d use rarely (ACS)
Brembo - that Mexican food company that makes that bread (Matt) (ACS)
Preemptive gay strike - Worst video game ever (ADS)
Futon - Chinese for bear trap (ACS)
Sexual Battery - Batteries especially made for sexual devices. Somewhere between AA and C (ACS)

Food/Drinks

Deer Bits - A venison cereal. Made of frosted deer flakes (Show?)
Coco Chanel - Nestlé’s newest coffee flavor (ACS)
Honey Dicks - Best cereal name ever (ACS)
Dawson's Beard - A pudding flavor Ace saw at Whole Foods (ACS)
Mighty Mutts - Worst breakfast cereal ever (ADS)
Chillax - A cinnamon based drink from "Hector's" country (ACS)
Black Dick - An English desert (ACS)
Tardy Digression - Sounds like a finger food..."would you like another tardy digression?" "No, I'm saving room for the main meal" (IFYWABC)
Double Bird Strike - Mixed drink created by Ace and Teresa. Made with Grey Goose, Wild Turkey, a splash of Canadian Club, and a splash of Hudson River water (ACS)
GAYtorade - A sports drink for gay people, because they lose essential body fluids (ACS)
University of Illinois At Urbana Champaign - Sounds like a carbonated drink for black people (ACS)
Flinch Fuck - Part of a nutritious breakfast, and a healthy relationship (ADS)
Phantom Punch - Something Bill Cosby gave his lady friends (ACS)
Pansy Sauce - Goes good with some shrimp (ADS)
Tilted Pillar - Kick ass IPA (AOTH)
Shaver - A good name for a miniature pastrami sandwich (Cousin Sal Show)
GPA - Something they add to children's cereal (ACS)
Stellwell's - A new low fat snack cracker (ACS)
Conchata Ferrell - A great cheese/unwanted cat (ACS)
Poopwell's - One of the worst snacks Nabisco has ever put their name on (ACS)
Belldini – Latest Taco Bell offering (ACS)
Fuzzy Zoeller – Zima with a jigger of peach schnapps (ACS)
Millennial Malaise - A sweet honey dipping sauce (ADS)
Jelani Cobb - Sounds like an Indian dish (Gina) (ACS)
Air Doodle - The very worst Super Bowl snack on the planet (ACS)
Faygala - Jewish sports drink (ACS)
Stroke Cane - Sounds like some sugary treat, mixed with a reach around (ACS)
The Silence Breakers (2) - good name for a mint (ACS)
Lesbian Squirt - Sponsor of the Dinah Shore Classic (ACS)
Son of Goose - Worst vodka ever. Comes in a plastic squeeze bottle (ACS)
Orange Hitler - Worst Hi-C flavor ever (ACS)

TV Shows/Movies

Cunt du' Jour - A great Bond villain name (ACS)
Coffee and Donuts - (Charlie Coffee III and Johnny Donetti) Johnny's a tough street wise cop whose jive talking and plays by his own rules and Charlie's super uptight (LL)
Pedoph Isle (aka) Pedophile Island - All pedophiles are sent to live on an isolated island, and a 747 full of Boy Scouts crash lands there and they have to fight to survive (Also a place) (ACS)
Anus and Eyeball - Buddy cop TV show duo (ACS)
Pussy Pioneer - John Candy's last movie (ACS)
Red Velvet - Made up movie character Clown played by Paul Giamatti. "Was secret service, and someone died on his watch. Now he's takin to clownin'." Wears a red velvet clown outfit. (ACS)
Destination Of The Semen - (Adam Ray) A movie Harrison Ford passed on twice (ACS)
Gay Eye - Movie where Adam plays Buddy McKlan, a racist homophobic mechanic who is blinded in a freak hot transmission fluid accident. He gets the donor eyes from a gay guy who perished on a moped accident in Antigua. Co-starring Larry the Cable Guy as his best friend. (Co-written by Bryan Cranston) (ACS)
Grinders - Sitcom where Jon Gruden moves in with Johnny Manziel (ACS)
Squishy Red River - Movie that started John Wayne (Show?)
Gusset And Cable - Perfect Cop buddy duo team (AOTH)
Just One Of The Gays - Stars Shia LaBeouf (ACS)
Hard Impact - Sounds like a Van Damme movie from the 90's (ACS)
Hammer Pants And Ice - Worst cop detective duo from the 80's (ACS)
Living With The Kilowatts - Adam's new animated series where they just leave toaster ovens on all day (ACS)
Keep Calm And Rape A Lot - Worst Monty Python film ever (ACS)
Medical Mishaps - New show Dave Coulier and Tawny Kitaen could host (ACS)
Roaming With Bison - Another great Bill Murray movie (ACS)
Gainesville Florida Financial Planner - Sounds like a Saturday Night Live skit (ACS)
Blame the Bee Gees - Adam's next documentary (ACS)
Adam Knees Your Dad In The Nuts - Adam's new game show (ACS)
Navigeddon - Terrorists take over all of the GPS systems of cars, and send them careening into the Grand Canyon (ACS)
Rings Of Honor - Terrorists take over Olympic training facility in Colorado Springs, and the athletes have to use their individual skills to escape. (Cameo by Randy Couture as the salty old coach) (ACS)
Endless Time/Ample Time For Backup - Adam's new Netflix series (ACS)
Tarred n' Feathered - Buddy flick starring a retarded guy and an Indian chief (Show?)
Mr. Will Doo And Can Doo - PSA Motivational cartoon bathroom characters Will Doo (Played by Will Arnette) and Can Doo is shaped like a toilet. Filmed in kitschy Clutch Cargo style animation (ADS)
Robot Lawyer - Great Phil Hartman bit (ACS)
Umpire News Network - Adam's channel with umpires reporting. Unbiased reporting (ACS)
Sofa Tard - New CW show coming soon (Matt) (AOTH)
Junior Fantasy Island - Show where kids of reckless parents are shipped off to live with Bill Cosby and Felicia Rashad (ADS)
2 And A Half Denali's - Hasn't been same since Sheen left (ACS)
So Kanye - Sitcom from the 90's (ACS)
Ridicuopothy - Sounds like a Mike Judge movie (ADS)
Master Buck - One of John Candy's most controversial movies (ACS)
LA HOTT (1) - An 80’s bar with an outdoor door seating area (ACS)
Mother Hitler - Coming to TNT. Starring Patrick Swayze's bother, Don (ACS)
Sink and Bounce - Movie about roller boogie from the 80's, starred Lil' Bow Wow (ACS)
The Debs - A made up CW network show where you just put all the hot chicks in Hollywood (ACS)
The Origin Story Of AIDS - Worst Marvel movie ever (Bryan)(ACS)
Everybody Hates Vinnie - Horrible sitcom (ACS)
Chick Clan - Good movie title (ACS)
Condo in Redondo - Best movie I ever did (ADS)
Red Lobsteria - New show Dr. Drew was talking about where African Americans form their own country (ACS)
Earthquake rehab - Reality show Dr. drew seismic expert and a civil engineer come together (Rainn Wilson) (ACS)
Rooster Jones - Great John Wayne movie. Super Fly meets True Grit (ACS)
Ernest Bigot goes to..... (ACS)
Nickels On The Job - First and only Jewish gum shoe on the job. ABC, Friday nights, 10:00 p.m. (ADS)
Solicitor General - Great Danny Kaye movie (RD)
Disjointed - Lorena Bobbitt biopic (ADS)
Habib and Company - Horrible children's show (MS)
Bobby's Room - Howie Mandel animated project from the 90's (ACS)
Page/Savage - Great cop duo show from the ‘80’s (Adam Ray) (ACS)
Paper Asshole - Great Tatum O’Neal film (ACS)
L.A. HOTT (2) - Failed Steven Bochco series pilot (ACS)
Pieces Of String Too Small To Use - Lena Dunham film from the late 90’s (ACS)
Oscar Squad - New Marvel Movie (Gina) (ACS)
Cortron/Melamine - Transformers (Gina) (ACS)
Anoscope - Worst way to see a movie (ADS)
Practical Rapist - New SNL character (Gina) (ACS)
Superfoot - Worst Marvel movie ever (Bryan) (ACS)
Celebrity Food Chain - Would be a great show (Jeff Cesario) (ACS)
Backsack and Anus - Worst cop duo ever (RS)
Korean moyle - ABC’s next sitcom (Jeff) ACS
Nanny Huntin ‘with Ted Nugent - Great reality show I’d watch (ACS)
Progressive pope - New sitcom (Gina) ACS
Nick Mancuso: Construction Fluffer - New TV Show (AONT)
Rush Blitzer - Adam’s character from his movie, “Snapper” (BSR)
The Baldwin’s and Beyond -Great reality show (RD)
The Rogue Deuce - The next Star Wars movie (ADS)
Mr. Goodbar To The Rescue - Ace loves that movie (ACS)
Wrestling Squatters - New show on YouTube Red starring Eric Stromer (AOTH)

Books/Coffee Table Books

Dade County Black Prom, 1985 (ACS)
Here Are The Pajamas We Picture You In (ACS)
Three Shitty Homes, One Washing Machine, Zero Dryers - Title of Adam's new book (Ray) (AOTH)
Chapstick And Batteries - Title of Adam's next bestselling book (ACS)
Who The Fuck Put Their Sombrero on My Keys? – Title of Adam’s next book (ACS)
Cunt With A Grunt - Adam's favorite Dr. Seuss book (PM)
You'll Never See A Cockroach Jog (PM)
Kemo Skinny Calves - Adam's new children's book (ADS)
You're Dyslexic And I'm Dumb - Adam and John Popper's collaborative next book (ACS)
I Get It If You’re GWAR - Adam's next book (ACS)
Bulk Magazine - Costco magazine that Jimmy Kimmell graced the cover of twice (ACS)
Do You Have To Take Your Top Off To Dye Your Pubes, Drew? (LL)
Glamping With Moriah - Adam's new book (ACS)
From The Mouths of Babes (Hot Chicks Not Babies) (ACS)
(The) Sweet Spot - Adam's next book (Bryan) (ACS)
I Thought Things Would Be Better When I Was Rich (ACS)
Radio Station Kitchen (ACS)
Post-it Notes In Radio Station Kitchens (ACS)
Comedy Club Green Rooms And The Sofas That Were Not Made For Them (ACS)
Jethro, the Mexican Jew - A great children's book (Gina) (ACS)
Professor and the Construction Worker -The worst children's book ever (ACS)
Willie and the Weed - Good name for a children's book (ACS)
What Black People Think White People Complain About (ACS)
Everyone Eventually Becomes The Man (ACS)
Recipe for Misery (1) - Name Of Adam’s next book (ACS)
In Defense Of Black Face - Adam’s next book (ACS)
Hurry Up And Make Sense (2) - Biography title of the Talking Heads (ACS)

Native American Names

Chief Thunderbear (LL)
Dances With Cocks (ACS)
Dances With Lipstick (ACS)
Ol' Urethra Windows (ACS)
Oxnard - Indian name meaning the balls of a bull (ACS)

V/P Names

Absorbent Rag - Good name for T's V (ACS)
Hurt Locker - Another name for T's V (ACS)
Judge's Mansion - Another name for T's G
Cmarket.com - Another name for T's V (ACS)
City of Industry - Another name for T's V (ACS)
Dutch Mook - Another name for T's V (ACS)s V
No Safe Spaces - Great name for T's V (ACS)
Hobo Stove - Another name for A's V (ACS)
Sausage Grinder - Another name for A's V (ACS)
Dixville Notch - Another name for G's V (ACS)
Snake River Canyon - Another name for G's V (ACS)
Dakota Access Pipeline - Another name for G's V (ACS)
The Holidome - Another name for G’s V (ACS)
Discovery Bay - Great name for G's V (ACS)
B.O. Box - Great name for G's V (ACS)
Sea bag - Good name for G's V (ACS)
El Portal - Great name for G's V (ACS)
Harry Belafonte - Adam's name for his junk, if he were a woman (Show?)
Top Gear - Another name for Adam’s junk (ACS)
El Gordo/King Taco - Good name for G’s V (ACS)
Port of Karachi - Good name for G’s V (ACS)
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2018.08.27 19:38 Marshal_Swan My Complete A to Z Installation of Modded & Ini Edited FALLOUT 4 VR

My Complete A to Z Installation of Modded & Ini Edited FALLOUT 4 VR
So, I see a lot of people (ok a few) on Reddit as well as other sites, that are new to PC and/or Fallout 4 VR.
[[DISCLAIMER]] I have OCPD, ASPD and I am Autistic (not that any of that matters :)); I am not a modding God; I am not the best (at this ;)); this is my first ever Guide to anything; Please feel free to offer up criticism/assistance and/or ask questions, and be gentle :)
I use Vortex as my mod manager. I play on Oculus Rift. Sys Specs Light: 1080ti, 16ram, i7series, SSD.
So, this is the 15 step process I use to setup Fallout 4 VR on my PC, from installation button click in Steam to modding, editing ini files, right up to playing the game. The setup is for seated play (yup, I'm a lazy ass :)), the tweaks are geared toward Oculus (no setting is difficult to modify for other HMD sets though), and especially my ini tweaks are setup for a 6'2" dude sitting on his lazy ass (very quick and easy to modify for standing, if ever the mood should take me).
It's long (if you know everything already, no need to read it :), maybe just scan through, might be something you missed), as detailed as I can make it (I can expand if asked), and a lot of it is information I either learned or directly took from somewhere on Reddit (or another forum). I tried to offer credit where due, if I didn't in certain spots, the credit is owed to whomever first posted it (probably an ini megathread link) (but really, everything we know was known and taught to us by SOMEONE at some point right? No knowledge is ever truly owned ;)). So apologies to anyone who I don't reference for credit, I tried in some spots, but I don't intentionally steal anyone's thunder. Anyone who really feels they need credit for something down below, please feel free to pm me about it and I will edit you in :).
I will include at the bottom my loadorder.txt and pics of my currently installed mods. I will again say, I am by no means the best at any of this, this is a short list of 80 mods that I run in my game. The list is short, but I find I get everything I want from this short list. The loadorder.txt is generated based on order rules set in Vortex, the only ones I force to the bottom are my All-in-one mod that includes enemy scaling, my VR Optimization project esps, and last is my SMASH patch.
I made this guide because the way I do everything, my game runs PERFECTLY(for me), no crashing (as of 60 hrs in on this playthrough), very little fps drop (only in downtown certain areas, they know who they are), and I see quite a few folks having issues making this reality happen for them.
So...
Without further ado: (fancy huh?)
TLDR; <<< THE GUIDE >>>

  1. Install Fallout 4 VR (duh!, great start)

  1. Make a copy of Fallout4VR.exe rename copy Fallout4.exe (this is to trick other programs
to think FO4 is being edited, while we edit FO4Vr :))

2a. I use 7zip for all my extraction needs (any "manual" installs) :)

  1. FO4Edit (rename exe FO4VREdit) --- https://www.nexusmods.com/fallout4/mods/2737/
    -Create new folder in Main Fallout 4 VR folder (FO4VrEditor)
    -Extract above manually downloaded into that folder (rename exe file FO4VREdit.exe)
    -CLEAN ALL DLC MASTERS (Apply filter for cleaning / Remove "ITMs" / Undelete&Disable)
    \-I do this from within Vortex, after setting FO4VREdit up as a Dashboard tool there are good tutorials for FO4Edit (search youtube (gopher is great)) 

  1. Manual install to get Achievements --- https://www.nexusmods.com/fallout4/mods/28556
    -extract files as directed (into main Fallout 4 VR directory (where fallout4vr.exe is)

  1. Manual install for 3d Audio from --- https://github.com/kosumosu/x3daudio1_7_hrtf
    -this one also extracted to same as above (folder where fallout4vr.exe is)

  1. Manual install for Mator SMASH --- https://www.nexusmods.com/skyrim/mods/90987
    -I usually make a new folder in main fallout 4 vr folder (I call mine SMASHing)

  1. Download, enable, deploy mods (I will include my loadorder.txt and mods below)
    -CLEAN DIRTY MODS (Same way you did DLC's with FO4VREdit)
    -SMASH modlist with Mator SMASH (I again setup tool on Vortex Dashboard)
    \-to work with FO4Vr, copy your Appdata/local/Fallout4VR folder, rename the copy, "Fallout4" (do this each time you want to SMASH) \-first run of SMASH, you will need to setup a new profile, name whatever you want, select game Fallout 4, direct it to your Fallout 4 VR folder, now begin (if bottom button is grey, click on your newly made profile) \-you may get a warning about reading permissions, forgetaboutit :) \-the description page has a pretty good how to explanation, there are also more in depth guides on Youtube (just search Mator SMASH) 

  1. Skyrim VR Configuration tool --- https://www.nexusmods.com/skyrimspecialedition/mods/16242
I put mine in a new folder inside Main Fallout 4 VR folder (ConfigTool)
-make ini edits with tool:

(Credit to whomever originally posted these edits, most taken from INI Tweaks Megathread,
some were my idea, some a little of both)

8a. TERMINALS FASTER PAGE LOADING
sStartingConsoleCommand ~ setgs iTerminalDisplayRate 2000

8b. GAME SS SETTING & COMFORT SNEAK HEIGHT
fRenderTargetSizeMultiplier ~ 0.6000 (use 420% in SteamVR)
fComfortSneakHeight ~ 0.6000

8c. HIDE ENEMY HEALTHBARS
bEnemyHealthDynamicScale ~ 0
fEnemyHealthScale ~ 0.0000
fEnemyHealthZ ~ 0.0000

8d. SNEAK INDICATOR & MESSAGES MOVED UP AND SHRUNK
fHMDHUDInfoScale ~ 0.7500
fHMDHUDInfoPitch ~ -15.0000

8e. COMPASS UP SLIGHTLY
fHMDHUDStatusPitch ~ -5.0000

8f. ACTIVATION INDICATORS MOVED IN AND SHRUNK
fInteractRolloverPrimaryScale ~ 0.5000
fInteractRolloverPrimaryZ ~ 0.0000
fInteractRolloverPrimaryY ~ 9.0000
fInteractRolloverSecondaryScale ~ 0.5000
fInteractRolloverSecondaryZ ~ 0.0000
fInteractRolloverSecondaryY ~ 0.0000

8g. MORE SCOPE ZOOM
fScopeScale ~ 3.0000

8h. GRENADE PIN DELAY INCREASED SLIGHTLY
fThrowDelay ~ 1.0000

8i. ACTIVATE COMPANION SHORTENED
fPickDistanceMultiplierForCompanion ~ 15.0000

8j. AMMO COUNTER HIDDEN AND SMALLER
fPrimaryWandHUDScale ~ 0.7500
fPrimaryWandHUDPitch ~ 135.0000

8k. FAVORITE MENU DEADZONE
fFavoritesTouchpadCenterButtonPercent ~ 0.2500

8l. PIPBOY RESOLUTION INCREASED (SLIGHTLY)
uPipboyTargetHeight ~ 1400
uPipboyTargetWidth ~ 1752

8m. STARS FURTHER AWAY
fSkyScaleFactor ~ 1000.0000

8n. VATS TWEAKING
(Credit to Ziggrrauglurr(reddit) data originally posted by)
(I ordered the edits so you come to them in order if you search VATS in Bilago's Tool)
(the single line edit fix doesn't seem to work)
\[VR\] fVATSVRLoopIModInterval=1.1000 fVATSVRFadeOutIModInterval=1.0000 fVATSVRFadeInIModInterval=1.0000 \[HAVOK\] fMaxPickTimeDebugVATS=0.1000 \[Interface\] uVATSMouseLimbPickEdgeSwitch=1 fVATSMouseLimbPickMinimumPrecision=0.0985 \[VATS\] fVATSRangedPercentTargetNoThreat=0.0001 fVATSSightedEnterSec=0.0010 bVATSDisable=0 fVATSInitialTargetAngleWeight=100.0000 fVATSPartSelectDistanceWeight=10.3000 fVATSInputFreeLookDelay=0.0010 fVATSFreeLookFOVPercent=0.0001 fVATSTargetUpdateSec=0.1 fVATSOffscreenPartFocusDelay=0.5000 fVATSTargetSelectSec=0.0010 fVATSShapeRadius=0.1 fVATSLookAtPositionSpring=1.0000 fVATSRotationSpring=60.0000 fVATSFOVSpring=5.0000 fVATSTargetSelectMinFOVDegrees=5.0001 fVATSTargetSelectBorder=1.0001 fVatsEffectVerticalScanDelayMin=0.0001 fVatsEffectFlickerDelayMax=1.0000 fVatsEffectBurstIntensity=0.5000 

8o. POWER ARMOR
(taken from power armor link in megathread, credit to PunchMeat & hamshotfirst)
(ordered to show up in order if you search PowerArmorOverlay in Bilago's Tool)
fPowerArmorOverlay_Helmet_Scale = 1
fPowerArmorOverlay_Helmet_RotateZ = 0
fPowerArmorOverlay_Helmet_RotateY = 0
fPowerArmorOverlay_Helmet_RotateX = -30 // -Towards you +Away from you
fPowerArmorOverlay_Helmet_TranslateZ = -12 // +Up -Down
fPowerArmorOverlay_Helmet_TranslateY = -10 // +Away -Towards
fPowerArmorOverlay_Helmet_TranslateX= 0
fPowerArmorOverlay_MaxAngleDown = 33
fPowerArmorOverlay_MaxAngleUp = 0
fPowerArmorOverlay_MaxAngleRight= 13.00
fPowerArmorOverlay_MaxAngleLeft= 13.00
fPowerArmorOverlay_ForwardDistance= 25
*(these 4 edit Fallout4Custom.ini manually, under [VRUI])
fPADashboardLeftZ=11.00
fPADashboardRightZ=11.00 // +Up or -Down
fPADashboardMiddleZ=12.50 // +Up or -Down
fPADashboardMiddleRotateZ=0 // Left or Right

8p. LOOK WHEREVER YOU LIKE WHILE RUNNING (Even over shoulder)
(this is INCREDIBLE if you use a jetpack, now you can look around
without losing forward momentum)
(credit to Zimboptoo and to mightylawngn0me for digging it up recently)
fSprintStopDirectionThresholdDegrees ~ 270.0000


  1. Install Advanced Settings plugin for Steamvr
    -optional, I only use this to set my irl height in game (74")
    on the accessibility tab (0.74 for me) I prefer this to setting
    fVrScale in ini, I find the world looks more natural leaving
    that at default and just moving my height upward

  1. If Oculus Home is set to safety mode, start up Oculus Home
and watch the safety video, disable safety mode, set Oculus Home
to run as Admin (this will allow you to play WITHOUT Oculus Home
running and chewing up system resources for nothing, yay!

  1. Set a firewall rule disallowing outgoing connections
from Fallout4vr.exe (VERY Important!!!) prevents many crashes,
ie. it prevents MANY hours testing mods that are not to blame.
I have no idea why a single player offline game can be crashed if
it has internet access, but like Todd says, "It just works!"

  1. Start Fallout 4 Vr (SteamVR will start with it), on desktop click
settings on the SteamVR overlay, set per-application SS, quit FO4Vr
I have a 1080ti, i7, 16mb RAM, I use 420% ss (with ini set to 0.6000)
Your system will obviously vary from mine, experiment until you find
a level that works best for you (resolution:stutter:fps)

  1. Start Fallout 4 Vr again, Bring up SteamVR menu in HMD,
go into Advanced Settings>Accessibility and set your
height (I used my height in inches (0.74))

  1. From Advanced Settings, you can modify SS on the fly, this doesn't
seem to work (for me), so at the moment I only use Advanced settings
plugin for my height adjustment.

  1. Play and enjoy.

***** As promised above, my loadorder.txt and pics from Vortex of the mods I currently have installed *****
# Automatically generated by Vortex
Fallout4.esm
Fallout4_VR.esm
DLCRobot.esm
DLCworkshop01.esm
DLCCoast.esm
DLCworkshop02.esm
DLCworkshop03.esm
DLCNukaWorld.esm
Unofficial Fallout 4 Patch.esp
ArmorKeywords.esm
CellRespawnMod.esl
FAR.esl
SimSettlements.esm
TrueStormsFO4.esm
NoSharedDogmeatTemplate.esp
AltChameleonVisuals.esp
ValdacilsItemSorting-00-ValsPicks-DLCVersion.esp
Armorsmith Extended.esp
AzarPonytailHairstyles.esp
CombatZoneRestored.esp
Eli_Armour_Compendium.esp
BetterSettlers.esp
BetterSettlersCleanFacePack.esp
BetterSettlersNoLollygagging.esp
BetterSettlersCCAPack2.0.esp
BetterSettlersMostlyFemale.esp
CBBE.esp
CheatTerminal.esp
CROSS_Jetpack.esp
CROSS100Dampener.esp
CROSS_GoreCrits.esp
CROSS_GoreCrits_FarHarborPatch.esp
Reverb and Ambiance Overhaul.esp
TrueStormsFO4-FarHarbor.esp
TrueStormsFO4-NukaWorld-FH-Compat.esp
DarkerNights.esp
DarkerNightsDetection.esp
DeadBodyCollision.esp
Dogmeat A True Companion Vanilla.esp
EasyLockpicking.esp
Eli Armor Compendium AE VIS Patch.esp
EveryonesBestFriend.esp
Food&WaterGenerator.esp
HappyMaker.esp
K9TacticalHarness.esp
KSHairdos.esp
llamaCompanionHeather.esp
llamaCompanionHeather-VIS - AE Patch.esp
LovingCait.esp
Motoko Hair.esp
LovingCurie-ShadowSynthesis.esp
THBrows.esp
LovingPiper.esp
Marmo1233 - Immersive Settlers.esp
More Where That Came From Diamond City.esp
MoreAccurateWeapons.esp
NoAffinityCooldown.esp
PlasmaTurrets.esp
RAO - True Storms patch.esp
Realistic Death Physics - ALL DLC.esp
SalvageBeacons.esp
sarahRageArmor.esp
Silenced Energy Weapons.esp
SkipHSH1_6.esp
SkjAlert_All_DLC.esp
Sneak6_Balanced.esp
SoundOfSilence-BE.esp
spacefiddle_Follower-Stealth-Distance-Fixes.esp
SuppressedLaser-ISB.esp
SuppressedMusket-Focus.esp
SuppressedPlasma-ISB.esp
The Eyes Of Beauty.esp
TheEyesOfBeauty.esp
TheyWantTheD.esp
TrueStormsFO4-EarlierSunsets.esp
TrueStormsFO4-EarlierSunsetsFH.esp
ValdacilsItemSorting-ArmorByClass.esp
ValdacilsItemSorting-CosmeticsByType.esp
Wasteland Heroines Replacer_Heather Casdin.esp
Weapons of Fate.esp
WestTekTacticalOptics.esp
Z51_MDroid_XPLevelingLinearized.esp
ScalingMolotovsDogmeatAWKCRTweakedESP.esp
RDTG_BaseDowntownVROptimization.esp
RDTG_InteriorsVROptimization.esp
RDTG_FarHarborVROptimization.esp
RDTG_NukaWorldVROptimization.esp
RDTG_DLCCompatibility.esp
TaintFistSmash.esp
^^^ My complete mod list order ^^^ *Add CBBE Reduced (with dismemberment) just below CBBE* (sorry, forgot it)
...and below, my mods as listed by Vortex (for those who like pictures)

https://preview.redd.it/uq9tzdxo8oi11.png?width=1920&format=png&auto=webp&s=f068ea495320ba776b5fd2000b3c1f658e61dda2
https://preview.redd.it/q9jtny5z7oi11.png?width=1920&format=png&auto=webp&s=251a49980d254bd67b3f1740d5dcb196667b2d26
https://preview.redd.it/tby2crl58oi11.png?width=1920&format=png&auto=webp&s=a60ad44be9c0fc26e17f19a7993da2ec9f0d8d30
https://preview.redd.it/lf0u7eq88oi11.png?width=1920&format=png&auto=webp&s=50b63dcf0586e2d533b15aee6378be2db2eabe7e

https://preview.redd.it/mt25u4r39oi11.png?width=1920&format=png&auto=webp&s=90784978178ceff2722d43824c563ac2014cbe8c

https://preview.redd.it/86aj7hy69oi11.png?width=1920&format=png&auto=webp&s=cccc673bc30dca948ba328e675d862880fc6a02d

Keep in mind, all of this is my preferences on things, the best thing to do is use this as a starting platform, then teach yourself to tweak things to your liking a little at a time. If that is adding other mods, best rule of thumb is add them one at a time and test them out to make sure they work ok, load order is right, etc.
That's it, hope this helps at least one person out there, more even better. Have fun (Life's most important rule).
EDIT: So, just noticed I didn't install CBBE Reduced (with dismemberment) in this build. Not a huge deal, but if you want live dismemberment on female enemies, you will want to install in right after Caliente's BBE, with the same order rules.
EDIT2: mightylawngn0me recently linked to a post by Zimboptoo from months ago, an amazingly useful ini tweak, especially for jetpack users. If you set the degree over 180, you can even look back over shoulder as you run.
8p. LOOK WHEREVER YOU LIKE WHILE RUNNING (Even over shoulder)
(this is INCREDIBLE if you use a jetpack, now you can look around
without losing forward momentum)
(credit to Zimboptoo and to mightylawngn0me for digging it up recently)
fSprintStopDirectionThresholdDegrees ~ 270.0000
EDIT3:
HUGE EDIT for Oculus Users: Thanks to some testing done by dagondev (thx) and conversation with them, I now know that settings in Oculus Tray Tool will persist even with Home and OTT closed. So we can set ASW to our liking, AND we can set our SS for the Rift in OTT, run home, then close both. Now we can use Oculus SS and set Steamvr to 100% (zero on steam's scale). So now we can use ASW and SS from Oculus, and still have home not eating up valuable resources in the background. I now have my game running with Steamvr SS 100%, OTT SS 2.5, and the native game SS set to 0.9000 in the ini. Game is running butter smooth and looks great. If your system has lower specs, adjust settings to your liking.
Most people seem to find no difference between SS set in one source or another. Personally, I find with the Oculus, the SS seems to run better with less resource use from Oculus Home/Tray Tool. If you do not find a difference, no biggie, use steamvr ss if you like.
A sidenote, after dagondev's comments, when I tested it, the real gem of information here is the stacking effect. Since the SS setting from Home/OTT persists even with them both not running, the SS still stacks if you turn up the SS scale in Steamvr. I now know why I wasn't getting the performance I was quite expecting, I had SS stacking from OTT and Steamvr.
So, whichever SS you want to run with, if you choose to run SS with steamvr and you are a rift user, make sure you set SS in the tray tool to zero, it will still stack if home and OTT are not running.
Great find dagondev, sorry for the time being drawn out a bit, RL can be a bitch sometimes hehe :)

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2018.08.02 00:47 Texas1971 Carollaisms (August)

Carollaisms (August)

Band Names/Rap Stars

Mitt Romney and the One Percenters (ACS)
ManAyz - Rap star (LL)
D'Bagz - Rap star (LL)
Maxi Pad - An all-girl band that knows how to rock (LL)
Dick Tingle - One of the best blues men in the business (Show?)
Lynette and the Lackeys (ACS)
Straw Hat and the Bowties - Jerry Springer's dixieland band who plays at the Knott's Berry Farm Good Time Theater (ACS)
Gut Fluffer (ACS)
Johnny Beaumont and The Legionnaires - All wear matching powder blue tuxedoes (ACS)
Automatic Vaginismus – Great band name (LL)
Dissuade/D’ Suede - Rappeproducer of Kanye/one of Kim's ex beaus (ACS)
Starchy Deuce - Band that should be produced by D' Suede (ACS)
Narthex - (ACS)
Epileptic Declawed Hamster - That is a helluva punk band right there (ACS)
Loretta Lynch - Country singer who sang "Stand By Your Man" (ACS)
The Areolas - Covered an Eagles song in the ‘90s (ACS)
Fleece and Flannel - One of the best lesbian acoustic duos you will ever see (ACS)
3 Chainz - Rap star (ACS)
Blues Squatter - Adam's dad’s band name (ACS)
Tampon Kayak - One of Seattle's greatest, but least heard of indie bands (ACS)
Jizz Grenade (LL)
Dryer Fire - Hot indie band name (ACS)
Iranian Revolutionary Guard - Prince's backup band (ACS)
Rape Kit - Name of Adam's band from high school (ACS)
Nog Bong - A band Adam was in in high school (ACS)
Bum Blazer – Adam’s band in high school (ACS)
White Trash Kimchi - Another good band name (Bald Bryan) (ACS)
White Noise - Adam's rap name (ADS)
Promethazine - Lil Wayne's sister (ADS)
Light Rail - Great Rap name (ADS)
Danny In The Joint - Good indie band name (ACS)
Anal Cleft - One of the worst reggae singers to leave Jamaica (ACS)
Anal Cleft and the Taints - Great reggae group (ACS)
MEL-ROL - One of The Spice Girls (AOTH)
D'bris - Great Rap name (ACS)
Cisgender - A militant female rapper....for the ladies (ACS)
Krav Maga (1) - Country singing Jew (ACS)
Lynette and Paulette - Sounds like a singing duo from the 60's (RD)
Nuts In The Sink - Name of Ray’s new band (Ray) (AOTH)
SubDude - Pete Holmes' rap name (ACS)
Ray And The Enemas - Blues singer and his backup band (ADS)
Yakov Crutchfield - He has a show in Branson (ADS)
Mac 18 - Adam’s favorite rapper (RD)
Tremble Lean – Adam’s rap name (ACBSL)
Sticker Back – Worst band out of Canada ever (ACS)
Pennywise and Pound Foolish - A band from the ‘90's (RD)
Strawberry Shortcake's Neti Pot - Great band name (Twitter)
Puffy Elon Musk - Worst rapper ever (ACS)
Pantera Club at Laguna Seca (Twitter)
Savage Body Attack - New wave romantic band Ace was in when he was 19 (FBL)
Jumping Jazzy Jews - Jeff Goldblum's jazz band (ACS)
Snore Cherry - Great band name (ACS)
Pat Benatard - Pat Benatar cover band (ACS)
Rancid Nuts - Good band name (ACS)
Gary And The Knotholes - Good band name (AOTH)
Tampon Canoe - Good indie band (ACS)
One Erection - A good boy band (ACS)
Flushin' Dew - A good country duo (ACS)
Armo Jeweler - Great band name (RD)
Radon - (Lynette thinks) there a Whitesnake cover-band (ACS)
The Taste Of Ace - Great band name (ACS)
King Grape and the Raisinettes (GS)
Concord Grape and the Raisinettes (GS)
Gary Taco - Love that band (ACS)
The Silence Breakers (2) - Good punk band (Gina) (ACS)
Daddy’s Got A Dually – Good country song (ACS)
Dip Curtain - Good indie band (ACS)
Crystal Lobbyists - Sounds like a great techno band (ACS)
Narcissistic Monk -Great indie band (GS)
Sporty Prius - Worst of the Spice Girls (ACS)
Laden and Bravado - 70s duo who opened for Seals n Crofts (ACS)
The Bouncers - great band name (ACS)
Hurry up and make sense (1) - a good talking heads album (ACS)
Appropriate Sombrero - Maxapada’s next band name (Bryan) (ACS)
Flirtatious Contrail - great rap name (GS)
Jack Johnson - Guy from The White Stripes aka The Black Stripes (ACS)
Sophistry - A great Carol King album (ADS)

Song Titles

Meatless Mondays - Horrible Bangles song (Show?)
Measles and Commuter Trains - Worst Christmas song ever (ACS)
White Guys Be Ownin' Everything - Adam's next hit (ACS)
Blood On The Grout - John Cougar Mellencamp song (ACS)
No Blood In The Peckeroo - Good John Cougar song (ACS)
Mellen's Gold - A three disc box set of nothing but John Cougar Mellencamp hits (ACS)
Freaks, Retards and Jews - Not a Cher song (ACS)
Pedophile Cops - Good Cheap Trick song (ACS)
Pig Anus Soup - Favorite Rolling Stones album (Bryan) (ACS)
That Dog Don’t Mess With Olga and Natalia Don’t Spit No Mo’ - Sounds like a Mississippi Delta blues song (Bryan) (ACS)
Goggles Are For Pussies - Trace Adkins' number one hit (ACAFBSL)
Whistle While You Masturbate - The lost Disney song aka "Whistle While You Jerk" (ACS)
12 Pack & Dick's Hard - Name of Adam's new album (Gina) (ACS)
Blood and Soil - A good Smithereens song (ACS)
Pina Colada in Amsterdam - Worst Jimmy Buffet song ever (ACS)
Tough Times In The City - Great Nick Gilder song (ACS)
I've Got A Hamster In My Scrotum And He's Looking For His Keys - That's a good country song (ACS)
Gay Hitler -Great Elvis Costello song (ACS)
Tard On The Tool Shed - Good Mellenamp song (AOTH)
Condo in Redondo - Sublime song (ADS)
Animoji - Band that sung "Obsession" (ACS)
People Who Have Lost People - Worst Barbara Streisand song ever (ACS)
Tilted Heart - Great Tammy Wynette song (ADS)
Yoga wood - Great Beatles song (ACS)
Anal cleft - Song from the Sound of Music (ACS)
Morgue Mode - Sounds like a guy from Iceland who is a DJ (ACS)
I’ve got a Saturday and two friends - great country song (Gina) (ACS)
Recipe for Misery (2) - Title of the next Guns N Roses album (ACS)
Circling Back To Baldwin - Good name for a country song (ACS)
Keistered in Winnipeg - (Bald’s) favorite Willie Nelson song (ACS)
Anal ipecac - Good indie band (ACS)
2 Tits and a Pulse - Ace likes that Beck song (Bryan/Adam) (ACS)

Football Players/Athletes/Teams:

Legs Akimbo - Wide Receiver (ACS)
Feral Katz - Nose Tackle (ACS)
L' Brarian Booker - Wide Receiver (ACS)
Oscar Buzz - Linebacker (ACS)
DeVigorous Lover - Wide Receiver (ACS)
Nadir Zenith - Placekicker (ACS)
DeGluten Free - Offensive Lineman (ACS)
Tangy Mango - Fullback (ACS)
N'Farious Plan - (position?) (ACS)
Modular Holmes - (position?) (ACS)
Fortuitous Bounce - Safety (ACS)
Operatin' Thetan - (ACS) Quarterback for the Washington Redskins (ACS)
Minority Banks - HOF OLB who died tragically in a car wreck shortly after his HOF induction, a natural athlete, he played option QB in college along with being a stand out member of the track team, and in high school he was captain of the basketball team. Survived by his twin brother Majority Banks, who also played in the league, and daughter Recuser Banks who many believe was the best athlete in the family (ACS)
Coach Platitude - "Take a knee son...helmet's not a chair" (ACS)
Glendora Bevmo - Mother of DeVigorous Lover and L' Brarian Booker (different fathers, of course) (ACS)
Marshall Law - (Allison) (ACS)
Orlando Ceeworld - (position?) (ACS)
Du Vatine - (position?) (Show?)
Raja Slate - Super fast wide-out out of Marshall via LSU (AOTH)
Moe Greene - Great corner for the Washington Redskins in the 80’s (ACS)
Bronx Defenders - Sounds like a AAA hockey team (RD)
Medical Error - Slipped in the draft due to a video being released just prior (ACS)
Homeo Stasis (position?) (ACS)
Capybara - The greatest name for a major league skipper (ACS)
Ejaxico Johnson (position?) (ACS)
Radiant Barrier vs. Attic Fan - The worst WWE matchup ever to grace the stage (AOTH)
Bamboo Brick - one of the greatest mixed martial artists on the planet (AOTH)
Dexter Methorphan - He did not participate in the combines, but his coaches say he can run a 4.3 (Twitter)
Bob Jacuzzi - Great point guard for the Celtics aka "THE COOZE" (ACS)
Shame Negation - Picked to leave Clemson early and go very early in the draft this year. (ADS)
Entertainment Crackers - Another name for the Washington Generals ACS
Hardibacker - Good name for an inside backer (ACS)
Osmosis - Black dude. Forward for the Knicks who might or might not have been traded (ADS)
Onus Wilson - NFL draftee (ACS)
World Be Mine - Adam’s new basketball name (ACS)
LBJ - Worst Mexican wrestler name ever (ADS)
Cold stone Steve Austin - Can’t wrestle on hot days. Tag team partners with the Klondike twins (GS)
Cicely Tyson - Greatest Italian boxer of all time. (ADS)

Porn Star Names/Terms/Gay Code:

Spoodini - (LL)
Rocky Stucco - (AOTH)
No Can Doo - Backdoor anal queen of China (ACS)
Kristallnacht - Worst porn star name in the business (ACS)
Madison Avenue (I am Rappaport Podcast)
Hero Du Jour (I am Rappaport Podcast)
Kindle Fire (ACS)
Jackson Hole - Gay porn actor (ACS)
Col. Duke Lacrosse - Adam's porn name (LL)
Duke Circumference - Adam's gay porn name (ACS)
Rich Data - Gay porn actor (Show?)
Tom Foolery - Gay porn actor (Show?)
Honey Dijon - Great porn star name (Show?)
Aids Machete - One of Adam's gay porn names. "Very short stint, I only did 2 weeks with that name, so it was like 41 movies." (ACS)
Bryce Canyon - Great gay porn name (ACS)
The Italian Coastguard - A gay move. "Let me just start with basic anal, then I'll slide into the Italian Coast Guard." (ACS)
Tetanus Gym - Good gay porn name "Who you working with?" "Tetanus Gym." "Oh boy, make sure you're on top" (ACS)
Shared A Back Fence - gay slang (ACS)
Mea Culpa - Adam's porn name (ACS)
Hand Twins - Gay code (ACS)
Backscatter - Porn technology (PM)
Cajun Tree Climber - Gay code (AOTH)
Snow Blower- Gay code (AOTH)
Stump Grinder - Gay code (AOTH)
Tumbler And Coaster - Adam's gay slang replacement for "top and bottom" (PM)
Go For A Bike Ride - Gay code (ACS)
Artie Fartie - Adam's porn name from the 80's (ACS)
Road Island Ray - Ray's porn name (AOTH)
38KKK -A type of porn that comes out of Kentucky (ACS)
Tech Screw - A dirty website for geeks (ACS)
Bearvalanche - Worst gay move ever (ACS)
Wacked Off Pieces Of Cactus - Gay code for gay rough trade (ACS)
Brad Nail - Good gay porn name (ADS)
Lightning Rod - Good gay porn name for Milo Yiannopplous (ADS)
Milk Barn - Another name for Adam's bathroom sink (ACS)
Meat Thievery - That's just good gay code (ACS)
Hairy Shin - Adam's gay porn name (ACS)
Asian Persuasion - Sounds like a good name for a porn series Asian persuasion 16 (ACS)
Cock Holster - Good movie series, cock holster 14 (ACS)
Celebrity Du Jour - Great porn name (ACS)
Europol - Another great porn name (ACS)
Roy Wood - Adam's gay porn name (ACS)
Tank slapper - Gay slang (Gina) (ACS)
Porch Pirate - Gay term (ACS)
Mad Chuck - The world's worst name for a gay porn star (AOTH)
Sweat lodge - Gay code (ACS)
The L.A. Underground - Sounds like a gay bar (M&J)
Skin and grin - Gay slang (ACS)
Rear Admiral - The name of one of the best bars on west side (ACS)
Loaded for bear - Now a gay term (GS)
Fruit Of The Year - A porn Dave (Dameshek) starred in (ACS)
The Lebanese Comedian - Ace's favorite sex position (ACS)
Cockout - When a gay guy doesn't try very hard (ACS)
Margana Wood - Porn name (ACS)
Hugh Bris - Porn star (RD)
Matte Clear - Fondalier’s gay porn name (AOTH)
Palatial Estates – A good 80’s fake tittie porn name (AOTH)
Cokie Roberts - Great porn name (ACS)
Armenian Christmas - An unspeakable sexual act in prison. "Johnny ratted out the white supremacists to the warden, so they gave him an Armenian Christmas" (Show?)
Ride The Pine - Gay slang (ADS)
Meet Gaze - Gay slang (ACS)
Asshole Rider - Gay slang (ACS)
Cash Widedick - Ace's porn name if you can call an apple a honey crisp. (ACS)
Shanda Lear - Great stripper name (Gina) (ACS)
Fiery Cherry - Good porn name (ACS)
Jerk the wheel - Code for masturbation (ACS)
Giddyup Titties - Gina’s porn name (Gina) (ACS)
French astronaut - Great gay slang (ACS)
Mr Bandera - gay code (ACS)
Beefmato/Clamato - sounds like names of venerial diseases (ACS)
Spanner - Australian gay code (ACS)
Rocky tenure - Adam’s gay porn name (ACS)
The End Game - One of Stormy Daniels movie titles (RD)
Room for cream - Great porno title (Gina) (ACS)
Pedialyte shower - Worst sexual act ever (Sklar) (ACS)
Foot Zunki - Add-on to the Pedialyte shower (ACS)
Self rimming sink - gay slang (AOTH)
Harvey Mudd - gay bar drink where vermouth and bartender shit is mixed in a goblet (ACS)
Barney’s Beanery - ultimate name for a gay bar (ACS)
Parallel park both ways - euphemism for being bi (GS)
The Big Three - Gerago’s junk (RD)
73 - When a fat guy tries to 69 with a chubby prostitute he met at a ham radio convention(ACS)
Backlog - Stormy Daniels movie title (Bryan)(ACS)
Madison Bear - Sounds like an dating app for gay hairy dudes who are married (ACS)
Back pay - Good porn title name (ACS)

Miscellaneous People

Trajectory Hagar - High school kid "heading down the wrong path" in life (ACS)
Slick Mouth - Adam's prison name (ACS)
Rich Carless - Cool homeless guy name (ACS)
Keyless Chuck - Best homeless guy name (ACS)
Nasal Ranger - Worst superhero name ever (Gina) (ACS)
Krav Maga (2) - Good name for a sheriff (ADS)
Hubcap Annie - Horror that hangs out with Keyless Chuck (ACS)
Becky Honkington (Allison) (ACS)
Monica Chugscock - (Pronounced "Shuggscawk") (ADS)
Tyvek DuPont - Best rich guy’s name (AOTH)
Mattress - A Model/actress (ACS)
Hofmeister Kink - Nazi war criminal who's been in hiding in Brazil for the past 61 years. aka Jake Johnson (ACS)
Serpiginous - The world's wimpiest swordsman. Sir Piginous of Wussville (LL)
Chick Fil a - Great play-by-play guy for the Warriors from the 70’s (Show?)
Peri Menopausal - Best P.I. working the Chicago beat (LL)
Whiskey Dick - The neighborhood pedophile in the clown outfit (ACS)
Surge - Guy that drives for ÜBER (ACS)
Babbling Brook - Great name for a female cattle auctioneer (PM)
Terra Firma - Name of the "woman of color" that heckled Adam at a Ventura live show and was removed by force (The Ranker Podcast)
Octomom - Great Batman villain (Bryan) (ACS)
Larry The Cabinet Guy - Failed Israeli comic…"Don't get 'er done!" (ACS)
Rod Blagojevich - Joe Francis' slimy brother who sells above ground pools out of a primered van (ACS)
Cockchug Man - The gay superhero in The Village People that wears just all leather (ACS)
MEL-ROL- She's one of The Spice Girls (AOTH)
Hand Farts - A new comedian Adam had never heard of (ACS)
Juan Jeremy - The greatest international film star ever (ACS)
Bitchathane Jackson - Good name for a "sista" (ACS)
Tobar - Perfect caveman name (ACS)
Vroman - A fast moving Roman (ACS)
Korn Syrup and Fructose - Women of color who work at the strip club with Jade (stage 4) (ACS)
Fred Meyer - Lucy's neighbor (ACS)
Kimchi - The Asian flutist (ACS)
Pacoima - The mechanic from Taxi (ACS)
Dick Salt - NATO Alliance General (ACS)
Dick Salt (2) - Manger of the Mariners in the early 70’s (Bryan) (ACS)
Caramel And Fudge - Two more African-American prostitutes that lived in the apartment above Adam’s (ACS)
Peaches - The whore that lived upstairs (ACS)
F. Me Bailey - Greatest lawyer of all time (RD)
Agua Caliente - Loves that guy. He does a great John Madden (ACS)
Senior Penis - One the most dangerous drug lords to ever work (ADS)
Shill Du'Jour - Good Bond secretary name (RD)
Brexit Romero - Sounds like an International assassin (ACS)
Lugansk - That gay diver who hit his head and gave the whole Canadian team AIDS (ACS)
Leak O'rama - A Dutch action star, starred in “Sudden Death” (AOTH)
Vaginismus - Great black guy name (ADS)
Normcore - Guy that owns Westwood one (ACS)
LaTolstoy - Great black guy name (ACS)
Shapiro – Artist who is really good at anime. Died in the 60’s but was a real trendsetter (ACS)
Chuck Spears – Good name for a racist. “Hey you workin’ with Chuck Spears over at the Klan?” (ACS)
Norethindrone - DAG’s Sister (CLL)
La Tuskegee - Black airline pilot (ACS)
C-clamps – Nickname for Adam’s step-mom. “Ol’ C-clamps locked me out of the house again.” (ACS)
Harry Nilsson - (Gary thinks) he does the voices on The Simpsons (ADS)
Nutella - Great name for a crazy black woman (ACS)
Sia - The perfect person to break up with. Would be perfect if she was dating Jack (hit the road Jack) (ACS)
The Ball Catcher - What Adam used to call Ray's ass in junior high (ACFBSL)
MOAB - Matt's new nickname (Mother of All Buttholes) (AONTH)
Trip Reeb - Great name for a white guy (ACS)
Merle Horn - One of the greatest best ropers to ever come down the Pecos (ACS)
The Boring Machine - Lynette's name for Adam (ACS)
Avocado Hand - The nickname of Eric Clapton's brother (Chet) who works at a Mexican place and is charge of the guacamole (ACS)
Bagel Hand - Clapton's Jewish cousin (ACS)
Fa-Sheeya (fascia) - A heavy set woman of color that works at the DMV (ACAFBSL)
Ghrelin - New AM/PM mascot (ACS)
Krav Maga (3) - An Israeli Captain from 1946 (ACS)
Cuban Boa - Sounds like a dark skinned trannie (ACS)
Gabardine - She's a very chatty woman of color middle-aged and she'll talk your ear off. (ACS)
Guy Dudebro - Greatest name ever (AOTH)
Otto Warmbier- Simultaneously the greatest and worst beer master brewer name ever (ACS)
Leif Geragos - Greatest rocking attorney ever Viking rocker attorney (ACS)
Ernest J. Bigot - "I'm just asking....I'm just wanna know...." (ACS)
Panzanella - Cobra's full name (ACS)
Sheet Metal Nibbler - Great name for Matt the porcelain punisher (AOTH)
Big Grenadine - Sounds like a large black neighbor (ACS)
Silent gym - Next to Keyless Chuck, best homeless guy name ever (ACS)
Nuchilla - Sounds like a black vampire (Theo Von) (ACS)
D' poleon - Black Napoleon (ACS)
Luke Rockhold - Sounds like a character on The Flintstones (GS)
Sissy squat - She was hot (AOTH)
Beulah - The town horror (RD)
Ronan Farrow - One of the best wheel men in Europe (ACS)
Duke Bagg - Comedian Ian Bagg's brother (ACS)
Root Ball Grinder - A horrible term for a bitchy wife (Ruth Ballgrinder and Harriet Mulcher) (Tim Allen) (ACS)
Paul Funyun - Just a big dude who likes to have fun. Has a pink ox as a sidekick (ACS)
Page/Savage - A great lawyer team (Adam Ray) (ACS)
Ivar the Boneless - Ace’s dad’s nickname in high school. aka Jim the spineless (ACS)
Bash Worthy - Comic strip's character name/title (ACS)
Uncle Tom-bién - Mexican Uncle Tom (ACS)
Alist Poon - An Indian exchange student who has cerebral palsy (ACS)
Indignant Asswipes - Good name for an improv troupe (Gina) (ACS)
Flora in Fauna - two black chicks that work for him (ADS)
Cheap - Name of a he/she that literally went under sexual assignment surgery last month (ACS)
Heroin (1)(Pronounced Ehr-o-win by JCVD) A character in Lord Of The Rings (Bryan) (ACS)
Yersinia pestis - Ace did Celebrity Apprentice with that dude. He won that year (ADS)
Morgue Mode - Sounds like a guy from Iceland who is a DJ (ACS)
Rachel Bias - Great stripper name (ACS)
Buzz Ramjet - Aviation attorney (ACS)
Black Cherry - Stripper name Bryan (ACS)
Saffron - Sassy black woman in Meg Whitman movie (ACS)
Vibranium - a new black kid name from Black Panther (ACS)
Bird Nerd - Marvel superhero (ACS)
Merch Galore - Worst Bond secretary ever. Total sellout. Always wearing her own swag (GS)
Bathroom Goalie - New code for fat chicks sitting next to you on an airplane (ACS)
Skip Loader -Kurt Loder’s older brother (ACS)
F. Me Money - greatest attorney rapper ever (RD)

Morning Zoos/DJ's/Radio Stations

Gum and Condoms - (Show?)
Dusty Labia - Adam's handle when he used to do AM Mornings. (ACS)
Asscrack and Backsack in the morning with Sludge (LL)
Crockpots and Headphones (ACS)
Booger and Floor Wax (ACS)
Almonds and Water (ACS)
Cold Butter And Calves (ADS)
Schluter And The Drain - Schluter has a thick Austrian accent , while "The Drain" has a super low voice (AOTH)
Ace Rockolla - Just Google "Ace Rockolla Lightning round...." (LL)
Fungus and Mold (Show?)
Stupid and Petty (Show?)
Eunice and Edgar - Bubba the Love Sponge's parents (ACS)
Flip Flops and Fanny Packs (ACS)
Hairy Shin - Does a KCRE show in the weekends (ACS)
Deep Bra Grooves - Should be a Sirius XM station Channel 248, C+ and above! (ACS)
Andy and Opie - Great Radio Show (ACS)
QuietRock - Sounds like an easy listening rock station (AOTH)
Quiet Crush - A good easy listening radio station (ACS)
The Tool Box - SiriusXM took tune station aka KTOL (ACS)
Ray's Enema Antics - New podcast on Carolla Digital (Bryan)(ACS)
Doug Gets Blown While He Eats Pudding - Doug Benson's next podcast (ACS)
Cat Packer - Used to do mornings with her brother, Fudge (ACS)
Duke and Shinola - good morning show team (ACS)
Mother Trucker - Adam’s Podcast with caller Miguel (AOTH)

Places

Boobville - (LL)
Pedoph Isle aka Pedophile Island - Island where are all the pedophiles are sent to live. (Also a TV show/movie idea) (LL)
Lil' Lord Fauntleroy’s Academy for Albino Hemophiliacs - Drew's childhood school (LL)
Doesntexistizcan - Where presidential candidate Platitude's grandfather was from (ACS)
Boga Raton - The world's worst resort spot (Show?)
Meat Yard - Great name for a gay bar (ACS)
Mister Fister's - Adam's all-time top name for a gay bar (ACS)
Sub-Par - Worst name for a submarine sandwich shop (Show?)
Queen Mary - Great name for a tranny bar (ACS)
NuvaRing - A German racetrack. "The new Nissan GTR turned it in 7:21, faster than the Corvette." (Show?)
Louis Pasteur Middle School (ACS)
Helm’s Deep - World's first gay bar bakery (ACS)
Kal Penn - One of the best sounding names to get an engineering degree from (ACS)
Alaska State Motto - Love fishing but I hate your kids? Alaska! (PM)
Duke University - John Wayne's college (ACS)
Planned Possumhood - Planned Parenthood in Arkansas (ACS)
Fruit Stand - Great name for a gay bar (ACS)
Poo Poo City - Where Charles Fletcher Loomis' house is located (ACS)
Blood Bank - Great name for a check cashing place in the hood (ACS)
Bass Manor - Great name for a gay bar (ACS)
The Dead C - Sounds like the worst name for a lesbian bar ever (ACS)
Wood Bar - Good name for a gay bar (ACS)
Ghost Load - Ride at Calico Ghost Town (ADS)
Nasacort - Country club for Jewish folks where they play tennis at (ADS)
L.A. HOTT (1) - An 80's bar with an outdoor door seating area (ACS)
Fairy Wings - Good name for a bar on the west side (ACS)
Second Hand/First World - Store that sells rich whitey’s high end stuff (ACS)
The Lance Hunter - Perfect name for a gay bar (Dumb People Town)
Pervert Park - Theo Vaughn grew up there (ACS)
Big Sur - Great name for a big and tall shop (Show?)
Studio Centric - Sounds like a Utopia. Between Valley Village and Sherman Oaks (AOTH)
Asstard - Thor came from that planet (ACS)
Grand Entrance - Great name for a gay bar (AOTH)
Thermopolis - Where the Bun Boy is (ACS)
The Turkish Embassy - Gay bar (ACS)
Low Tide - Gay code for boner in the rear view mirror (ACS)
Corumption - On the way to Vegas, where Heidi Fleiss lives with her macaws (ACS)
C.C. Fichens - Sounds like a pretzel stand (Gina) (ACS)
Timpani Barn - where to get timpani to go, has three big Mexicans in the kitchen (ACS)
Heroin (2)(Pronounced Ehr-o-win by JCVD) The health food store in Venice (ACS)
Pocket Passers - Next to Mister Fister’s (Gina) (ACS)
The Mexican Faire - Worst fair ever (ACS)
Hanoi Hospice - Only place worse than the Hanoi Hilton (ACS)
Kaleblazer- Gay juice bar (ACS)
Hot Dog Cannon - good name for a bar next to The Abbey (ACS)
Dyskeratosis - where Vinnie lives, lots of Greek folks, a family oriented community (ACS)
Kind of, Italy - Where Ace’s family is from. Where he gets his kinky hair. (ADS)

Miscellaneous

Cleaning The Pink Turtle - Bryan's name for pleasuring oneself (ACS)
Analingus - A new type of breath mint (LL)
The Milk Of Arthritic Goats - A rabbi's curse: "May you suckle at the teet of the milk of arthritic goat!!!" (ACS)
Carbon Dating - A black dating website (ACS)
RU486 - Vanity plate for a guy who runs an abortion clinic (ADS)
Jet Green - Amsterdam's Airlines (ACS)
Stromer, Oldhafer and Carolla - World's worst law firm (AOTH)
Ira Carolla - Sounds like an affliction "Oh my Ira Carolla's acting up" (ACS)
Sawjay - Sounds French...gay word for sausage. "I was strokin' this dude’s sawjay" (ACS)
Smokeless Cigarette - Name for Dr. Drew's honker after his prostate surgery (ADS)
El Niño - Name of "Sinn" strip club DJ's cock (ACS)
Blue Man - Crazy hairdresser's macaw who doesn't judge (PM)
Lucia - An Italian moped (ACS)
American Jewish World Service - A van that's begging to be shot at (ACS)
E-aye? - Canadian version of EBay (ACS)
Sweatpants Lesbian - What Adam would be. An in-between lesbian. Not a lipstick lesbian, not a butch dyke (ACS)
SuckStrong - Bill Clinton's bracelet (ACS)
Gaybus - Gay and bogus (ACS)
Flappy Bird - The most offensive name for the vagina (ACS)
G8 (Summit) - The Pontiac that Oprah gave away on her show (ACS)
Oracle A The Delphi - Big new startup company (ADS)
Crewkakke - A type of sweater (ACS)
The Flying Dutchman - Great name for an Amsterdam airlines (ACS)
Cleaning My Chain - Euphemism for beating off (ACS)
Awesome Town - A gathering of three or more polar bears (ACS)
Avocado - The Greek word for nut sack (ACS)
Doucherette - A gum/patch that douchebags chew/use (ACS)
Urban Milling -Black guys standing around (AOTH)
Synesthesia - When you eat your own hair (ACS)
Tuck Rule - When a guy pretends he's a chick and stands in front of the mirror (ACS)
My #2 Pencil Is Out Of Lead - Another term for erectile dysfunction (ACS)
Float A Bond - When a politician farts (RD)
Vaginismus - black people's holiday, accompanied with a lot of ceremonial garb (ADS)
Vaseline and Gauze - Elizabeth Taylor's new scent (ACS)
Jewber - A drunk on a 10-speed (ACS)
Chickpea - What Gina does when we camp (ACS)
Oscar Squad (2) - Bad gay code (ACS)
Airbus - Worst name for an aircraft. Sounds like “air donkey” (AOTH)
Shailene Woodley - Sounds like the most fantastical verb/adverb combo. “I want to Shailene Woodley through a field of poppies with you” (Gina) (Twitter)
Asshole Rider (2) - Worst piece of exercise equipment Vinnie’s ever endorsed (ACS)
Diario La Prensa - Stealer of the jersey in Spanish (ACS)
The Sicilian Fly Swatter - Sounds like a WWF move (Gina) (ACS)
Jellyfish - Sounds like something your grandpa would buy for you at the mall (ACS)
Fruit Fly - More politically correct term for fag hag (Show?)
Jewgling - When a Jew "Googles" their symptoms (ACS)
Tavares - David Wild's boner medicine (ACS)
Jew -Over - A mulligan from a barmitzva. "Uh, I misread that...can I get a Jew-over?" (ACS)
Ossified - That's a Don King word, there (ACS)
Zero for Cecil - Worst charity ever (Bald Bryan) (ACS)
A++ - A bra that Gina will never see (ACS)
Joycelyn - A good name for Curly from the Three Stooges to say (ACS)
Phallisee - Latin for "to see the penis" (ADS)
Coffee Nap - Euphemism for pooping in your pants (ACS)
USS Monitor - Doesn't sound like a ship of war, sounds like a night nurse (ACS)
Dotard - A skirt a man wears (ACS)
Wilding- Something derogatory that takes place in public pools in certain counties (ACS)
Caveat - Latin for shitting on Adam's point (ADS)
Festiva - Sounds like a boner medicine (ACS)
Depeche Mode - French for “who dealt it?” (ADS)
Beefy Clutch – The purse Gina thought Lady Gaga took to the Emmy’s (ACS)
Sig Sauer - Something you would yell at Oktoberfest before downing a stiff stein of stout (ACS)
Jeans day – Sounds like the special day for your special need son Gene, to raise money (ACS)
Wilding - What takes place in public pools in certain counties (GS)
4F - Can’t/won’t be eligible for the draft (ACS)
Groupie - a kind of fish (ACS)
The African chick - Horrible name for a boat (ACS)
Inclusion rider - Snowboard for retarded kids (ACS)
The Urethra - Bad name for a car (ACS)
Mercury retrograde - when you take your index finger and shove it under your sack before you blow, and you belch it up later (ACS)
UEFA - Transsexuals playing soccer with a balled up maxi pad (GS)
Missed Connections- The worst airline ever (ACS)
Carollo - Sounds like a Tool you’d use rarely (ACS)
Brembo - that Mexican food company that makes that bread (Matt) (ACS)
Preemptive gay strike - Worst video game ever (ADS)
Futon - Chinese for bear trap (ACS)
Sexual Battery - Batteries especially made for sexual devices. Somewhere between AA and C (ACS)

Food/Drinks

Deer Bits - A venison cereal. Made of frosted deer flakes (Show?)
Coco Chanel - Nestlé’s newest coffee flavor (ACS)
Honey Dicks - Best cereal name ever (ACS)
Dawson's Beard - A pudding flavor Ace saw at Whole Foods (ACS)
Mighty Mutts - Worst breakfast cereal ever (ADS)
Chillax - A cinnamon based drink from "Hector's" country (ACS)
Black Dick - An English desert (ACS)
Tardy Digression - Sounds like a finger food..."would you like another tardy digression?" "No, I'm saving room for the main meal" (IFYWABC)
Double Bird Strike - Mixed drink created by Ace and Teresa. Made with Grey Goose, Wild Turkey, a splash of Canadian Club, and a splash of Hudson River water (ACS)
GAYtorade - A sports drink for gay people, because they lose essential body fluids (ACS)
University of Illinois At Urbana Champaign - Sounds like a carbonated drink for black people (ACS)
Flinch Fuck - Part of a nutritious breakfast, and a healthy relationship (ADS)
Phantom Punch - Something Bill Cosby gave his lady friends (ACS)
Pansy Sauce - Goes good with some shrimp (ADS)
Tilted Pillar - Kick ass IPA (AOTH)
Shaver - A good name for a miniature pastrami sandwich (Cousin Sal Show)
GPA - Something they add to children's cereal (ACS)
Stellwell's - A new low fat snack cracker (ACS)
Conchata Ferrell - A great cheese/unwanted cat (ACS)
Poopwell's - One of the worst snacks Nabisco has ever put their name on (ACS)
Belldini – Latest Taco Bell offering (ACS)
Fuzzy Zoeller – Zima with a jigger of peach schnapps (ACS)
Millennial Malaise - A sweet honey dipping sauce (ADS)
Jelani Cobb - Sounds like an Indian dish (Gina) (ACS)
Air Doodle - The very worst Super Bowl snack on the planet (ACS)
Faygala - Jewish sports drink (ACS)
Stroke Cane - Sounds like some sugary treat, mixed with a reach around (ACS)
The Silence Breakers (2) - good name for a mint (ACS)
Lesbian Squirt - Sponsor of the Dinah Shore Classic (ACS)
Son of Goose - Worst vodka ever. Comes in a plastic squeeze bottle (ACS)
Orange Hitler - Worst Hi-C flavor ever (ACS)

TV Shows/Movies

Cunt du' Jour - A great Bond villain name (ACS)
Coffee and Donuts - (Charlie Coffee III and Johnny Donetti) Johnny's a tough street wise cop whose jive talking and plays by his own rules and Charlie's super uptight (LL)
Pedoph Isle (aka) Pedophile Island - All pedophiles are sent to live on an isolated island, and a 747 full of Boy Scouts crash lands there and they have to fight to survive (Also a place) (ACS)
Anus and Eyeball - Buddy cop TV show duo (ACS)
Pussy Pioneer - John Candy's last movie (ACS)
Red Velvet - Made up movie character Clown played by Paul Giamatti. "Was secret service, and someone died on his watch. Now he's takin to clownin'." Wears a red velvet clown outfit. (ACS)
Destination Of The Semen - (Adam Ray) A movie Harrison Ford passed on twice (ACS)
Gay Eye - Movie where Adam plays Buddy McKlan, a racist homophobic mechanic who is blinded in a freak hot transmission fluid accident. He gets the donor eyes from a gay guy who perished on a moped accident in Antigua. Co-starring Larry the Cable Guy as his best friend. (Co-written by Bryan Cranston) (ACS)
Grinders - Sitcom where Jon Gruden moves in with Johnny Manziel (ACS)
Squishy Red River - Movie that started John Wayne (Show?)
Gusset And Cable - Perfect Cop buddy duo team (AOTH)
Just One Of The Gays - Stars Shia LaBeouf (ACS)
Hard Impact - Sounds like a Van Damme movie from the 90's (ACS)
Hammer Pants And Ice - Worst cop detective duo from the 80's (ACS)
Living With The Kilowatts - Adam's new animated series where they just leave toaster ovens on all day (ACS)
Keep Calm And Rape A Lot - Worst Monty Python film ever (ACS)
Medical Mishaps - New show Dave Coulier and Tawny Kitaen could host (ACS)
Roaming With Bison - Another great Bill Murray movie (ACS)
Gainesville Florida Financial Planner - Sounds like a Saturday Night Live skit (ACS)
Blame the Bee Gees - Adam's next documentary (ACS)
Adam Knees Your Dad In The Nuts - Adam's new game show (ACS)
Navigeddon - Terrorists take over all of the GPS systems of cars, and send them careening into the Grand Canyon (ACS)
Rings Of Honor - Terrorists take over Olympic training facility in Colorado Springs, and the athletes have to use their individual skills to escape. (Cameo by Randy Couture as the salty old coach) (ACS)
Endless Time/Ample Time For Backup - Adam's new Netflix series (ACS)
Tarred n' Feathered - Buddy flick starring a retarded guy and an Indian chief (Show?)
Mr. Will Doo And Can Doo - PSA Motivational cartoon bathroom characters Will Doo (Played by Will Arnette) and Can Doo is shaped like a toilet. Filmed in kitschy Clutch Cargo style animation (ADS)
Robot Lawyer - Great Phil Hartman bit (ACS)
Umpire News Network - Adam's channel with umpires reporting. Unbiased reporting (ACS)
Sofa Tard - New CW show coming soon (Matt) (AOTH)
Junior Fantasy Island - Show where kids of reckless parents are shipped off to live with Bill Cosby and Felicia Rashad (ADS)
2 And A Half Denali's - Hasn't been same since Sheen left (ACS)
So Kanye - Sitcom from the 90's (ACS)
Ridicuopothy - Sounds like a Mike Judge movie (ADS)
Master Buck - One of John Candy's most controversial movies (ACS)
LA HOTT (1) - An 80’s bar with an outdoor door seating area (ACS)
Mother Hitler - Coming to TNT. Starring Patrick Swayze's bother, Don (ACS)
Sink and Bounce - Movie about roller boogie from the 80's, starred Lil' Bow Wow (ACS)
The Debs - A made up CW network show where you just put all the hot chicks in Hollywood (ACS)
The Origin Story Of AIDS - Worst Marvel movie ever (Bryan)(ACS)
Everybody Hates Vinnie - Horrible sitcom (ACS)
Chick Clan - Good movie title (ACS)
Condo in Redondo - Best movie I ever did (ADS)
Red Lobsteria - New show Dr. Drew was talking about where African Americans form their own country (ACS)
Earthquake rehab - Reality show Dr. drew seismic expert and a civil engineer come together (Rainn Wilson) (ACS)
Rooster Jones - Great John Wayne movie. Super Fly meets True Grit (ACS)
Ernest Bigot goes to..... (ACS)
Nickels On The Job - First and only Jewish gum shoe on the job. ABC, Friday nights, 10:00 p.m. (ADS)
Solicitor General - Great Danny Kaye movie (RD)
Disjointed - Lorena Bobbitt biopic (ADS)
Habib and Company - Horrible children's show (MS)
Bobby's Room - Howie Mandel animated project from the 90's (ACS)
Page/Savage - Great cop duo show from the ‘80’s (Adam Ray) (ACS)
Paper Asshole - Great Tatum O’Neal film (ACS)
L.A. HOTT (2) - Failed Steven Bochco series pilot (ACS)
Pieces Of String Too Small To Use - Lena Dunham film from the late 90’s (ACS)
Oscar Squad - New Marvel Movie (Gina) (ACS)
Cortron/Melamine - Transformers (Gina) (ACS)
Anoscope - Worst way to see a movie (ADS)
Practical Rapist - New SNL character (Gina) (ACS)
Superfoot - Worst Marvel movie ever (Bryan) (ACS)
Celebrity Food Chain - Would be a great show (Jeff Cesario) (ACS)
Backsack and Anus - Worst cop duo ever (RS)
Korean moyle - ABC’s next sitcom (Jeff) ACS
Nanny Huntin ‘with Ted Nugent - Great reality show I’d watch (ACS)
Progressive pope - New sitcom (Gina) ACS
Nick Mancuso: Construction Fluffer - New TV Show (AONT)
Rush Blitzer - Adam’s character from his movie, “Snapper” (BSR)
The Baldwin’s and Beyond -Great reality show (RD)
The Rogue Deuce - The next Star Wars movie (ADS)
Mr. Goodbar To The Rescue - Ace loves that movie (ACS)
Wrestling Squatters - New show on YouTube Red starring Eric Stromer (AOTH)

Books/Coffee Table Books

Dade County Black Prom, 1985 (ACS)
Here Are The Pajamas We Picture You In (ACS)
Three Shitty Homes, One Washing Machine, Zero Dryers - Title of Adam's new book (Ray) (AOTH)
Chapstick And Batteries - Title of Adam's next bestselling book (ACS)
Who The Fuck Put Their Sombrero on My Keys? – Title of Adam’s next book (ACS)
Cunt With A Grunt - Adam's favorite Dr. Seuss book (PM)
You'll Never See A Cockroach Jog (PM)
Kemo Skinny Calves - Adam's new children's book (ADS)
You're Dyslexic And I'm Dumb - Adam and John Popper's collaborative next book (ACS)
I Get It If You’re GWAR - Adam's next book (ACS)
Bulk Magazine - Costco magazine that Jimmy Kimmell graced the cover of twice (ACS)
Do You Have To Take Your Top Off To Dye Your Pubes, Drew? (LL)
Glamping With Moriah - Adam's new book (ACS)
From The Mouths of Babes (Hot Chicks Not Babies) (ACS)
(The) Sweet Spot - Adam's next book (Bryan) (ACS)
I Thought Things Would Be Better When I Was Rich (ACS)
Radio Station Kitchen (ACS)
Post-it Notes In Radio Station Kitchens (ACS)
Comedy Club Green Rooms And The Sofas That Were Not Made For Them (ACS)
Jethro, the Mexican Jew - A great children's book (Gina) (ACS)
Professor and the Construction Worker -The worst children's book ever (ACS)
Willie and the Weed - Good name for a children's book (ACS)
What Black People Think White People Complain About (ACS)
Everyone Eventually Becomes The Man (ACS)
Recipe for Misery (1) - Name Of Adam’s next book (ACS)
In Defense Of Black Face - Adam’s next book (ACS)
Hurry Up And Make Sense (2) - Biography title of the Talking Heads (ACS)

Native American Names

Chief Thunderbear (LL)
Dances With Cocks (ACS)
Dances With Lipstick (ACS)
Ol' Urethra Windows (ACS)
Oxnard - Indian name meaning the balls of a bull (ACS)

V/P Names

Absorbent Rag - Good name for T's V (ACS)
Hurt Locker - Another name for T's V (ACS)
Judge's Mansion - Another name for T's G
Cmarket.com - Another name for T's V (ACS)
City of Industry - Another name for T's V (ACS)
Dutch Mook - Another name for T's V (ACS)s V
No Safe Spaces - Great name for T's V (ACS)
Hobo Stove - Another name for A's V (ACS)
Sausage Grinder - Another name for A's V (ACS)
Dixville Notch - Another name for G's V (ACS)
Snake River Canyon - Another name for G's V (ACS)
Dakota Access Pipeline - Another name for G's V (ACS)
The Holidome - Another name for G’s V (ACS)
Discovery Bay - Great name for G's V (ACS)
B.O. Box - Great name for G's V (ACS)
Sea bag - Good name for G's V (ACS)
El Portal - Great name for G's V (ACS)
Harry Belafonte - Adam's name for his junk, if he were a woman (Show?)
Top Gear - Another name for Adam’s junk (ACS)
El Gordo/King Taco - Good name for G’s V (ACS)
Port of Karachi - Good name for G’s V (ACS)
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Carollaisms (July)

Band Names/Rap Stars

Mitt Romney and the One Percenters (ACS)
ManAyz - Rap star (LL)
D'Bagz - Rap star (LL)
Maxi Pad - An all-girl band that knows how to rock (LL)
Dick Tingle - One of the best blues men in the business (Show?)
Lynette and the Lackeys (ACS)
Straw Hat and the Bowties - Jerry Springer's dixieland band who plays at the Knott's Berry Farm Good Time Theater (ACS)
Gut Fluffer (ACS)
Johnny Beaumont and The Legionnaires - All wear matching powder blue tuxedoes (ACS)
Automatic Vaginismus – Great band name (LL)
Dissuade/D’ Suede - Rappeproducer of Kanye/one of Kim's ex beaus (ACS)
Starchy Deuce - Band that should be produced by D' Suede (ACS)
Narthex - (ACS)
Epileptic Declawed Hamster - That is a helluva punk band right there (ACS)
Loretta Lynch - Country singer who sang "Stand By Your Man" (ACS)
The Areolas - Covered an Eagles song in the ‘90s (ACS)
Fleece and Flannel - One of the best lesbian acoustic duos you will ever see (ACS)
3 Chainz - Rap star (ACS)
Blues Squatter - Adam's dad’s band name (ACS)
Tampon Kayak - One of Seattle's greatest, but least heard of indie bands (ACS)
Jizz Grenade (LL)
Dryer Fire - Hot indie band name (ACS)
Iranian Revolutionary Guard - Prince's backup band (ACS)
Rape Kit - Name of Adam's band from high school (ACS)
Nog Bong - A band Adam was in in high school (ACS)
Bum Blazer – Adam’s band in high school (ACS)
White Trash Kimchi - Another good band name (Bald Bryan) (ACS)
White Noise - Adam's rap name (ADS)
Promethazine - Lil Wayne's sister (ADS)
Light Rail - Great Rap name (ADS)
Danny In The Joint - Good indie band name (ACS)
Anal Cleft - One of the worst reggae singers to leave Jamaica (ACS)
Anal Cleft and the Taints - Great reggae group (ACS)
MEL-ROL - One of The Spice Girls (AOTH)
D'bris - Great Rap name (ACS)
Cisgender - A militant female rapper....for the ladies (ACS)
Krav Maga (1) - Country singing Jew (ACS)
Lynette and Paulette - Sounds like a singing duo from the 60's (RD)
Nuts In The Sink - Name of Ray’s new band (Ray) (AOTH)
SubDude - Pete Holmes' rap name (ACS)
Ray And The Enemas - Blues singer and his backup band (ADS)
Yakov Crutchfield - He has a show in Branson (ADS)
Mac 18 - Adam’s favorite rapper (RD)
Tremble Lean – Adam’s rap name (ACBSL)
Sticker Back – Worst band out of Canada ever (ACS)
Pennywise and Pound Foolish - A band from the ‘90's (RD)
Strawberry Shortcake's Neti Pot - Great band name (Twitter)
Puffy Elon Musk - Worst rapper ever (ACS)
Pantera Club at Laguna Seca (Twitter)
Savage Body Attack - New wave romantic band Ace was in when he was 19 (FBL)
Jumping Jazzy Jews - Jeff Goldblum's jazz band (ACS)
Snore Cherry - Great band name (ACS)
Pat Benatard - Pat Benatar cover band (ACS)
Rancid Nuts - Good band name (ACS)
Gary And The Knotholes - Good band name (AOTH)
Tampon Canoe - Good indie band (ACS)
One Erection - A good boy band (ACS)
Flushin' Dew - A good country duo (ACS)
Armo Jeweler - Great band name (RD)
Radon - (Lynette thinks) there a Whitesnake cover-band (ACS)
The Taste Of Ace - Great band name (ACS)
King Grape and the Raisinettes (GS)
Concord Grape and the Raisinettes (GS)
Gary Taco - Love that band (ACS)
The Silence Breakers (2) - Good punk band (Gina) (ACS)
Daddy’s Got A Dually – Good country song (ACS)
Dip Curtain - Good indie band (ACS)
Crystal Lobbyists - Sounds like a great techno band (ACS)
Narcissistic Monk -Great indie band (GS)
Sporty Prius - Worst of the Spice Girls (ACS)
Laden and Bravado - 70s duo who opened for Seals n Crofts (ACS)
The Bouncers - great band name (ACS)
Hurry up and make sense (1) - a good talking heads album (ACS)
Appropriate Sombrero - Maxapada’s next band name (Bryan) (ACS)
Flirtatious Contrail - great rap name (GS)
Jack Johnson - Guy from The White Stripes aka The Black Stripes (ACS)
Sophistry - A great Carol King album (ADS)

Song Titles

Meatless Mondays - Horrible Bangles song (Show?)
Measles and Commuter Trains - Worst Christmas song ever (ACS)
White Guys Be Ownin' Everything - Adam's next hit (ACS)
Blood On The Grout - John Cougar Mellencamp song (ACS)
No Blood In The Peckeroo - Good John Cougar song (ACS)
Mellen's Gold - A three disc box set of nothing but John Cougar Mellencamp hits (ACS)
Freaks, Retards and Jews - Not a Cher song (ACS)
Pedophile Cops - Good Cheap Trick song (ACS)
Pig Anus Soup - Favorite Rolling Stones album (Bryan) (ACS)
That Dog Don’t Mess With Olga and Natalia Don’t Spit No Mo’ - Sounds like a Mississippi Delta blues song (Bryan) (ACS)
Goggles Are For Pussies - Trace Adkins' number one hit (ACAFBSL)
Whistle While You Masturbate - The lost Disney song aka "Whistle While You Jerk" (ACS)
12 Pack & Dick's Hard - Name of Adam's new album (Gina) (ACS)
Blood and Soil - A good Smithereens song (ACS)
Pina Colada in Amsterdam - Worst Jimmy Buffet song ever (ACS)
Tough Times In The City - Great Nick Gilder song (ACS)
I've Got A Hamster In My Scrotum And He's Looking For His Keys - That's a good country song (ACS)
Gay Hitler -Great Elvis Costello song (ACS)
Tard On The Tool Shed - Good Mellenamp song (AOTH)
Condo in Redondo - Sublime song (ADS)
Animoji - Band that sung "Obsession" (ACS)
People Who Have Lost People - Worst Barbara Streisand song ever (ACS)
Tilted Heart - Great Tammy Wynette song (ADS)
Yoga wood - Great Beatles song (ACS)
Anal cleft - Song from the Sound of Music (ACS)
Morgue Mode - Sounds like a guy from Iceland who is a DJ (ACS)
I’ve got a Saturday and two friends - great country song (Gina) (ACS)
Recipe for Misery (2) - Title of the next Guns N Roses album (ACS)
Circling Back To Baldwin - Good name for a country song (ACS)
Keistered in Winnipeg - (Bald’s) favorite Willie Nelson song (ACS)

Football Players/Athletes/Teams:

Legs Akimbo - Wide Receiver (ACS)
Feral Katz - Nose Tackle (ACS)
L' Brarian Booker - Wide Receiver (ACS)
Oscar Buzz - Linebacker (ACS)
DeVigorous Lover - Wide Receiver (ACS)
Nadir Zenith - Placekicker (ACS)
DeGluten Free - Offensive Lineman (ACS)
Tangy Mango - Fullback (ACS)
N'Farious Plan - (position?) (ACS)
Modular Holmes - (position?) (ACS)
Fortuitous Bounce - Safety (ACS)
Operatin' Thetan - (ACS) Quarterback for the Washington Redskins (ACS)
Minority Banks - HOF OLB who died tragically in a car wreck shortly after his HOF induction, a natural athlete, he played option QB in college along with being a stand out member of the track team, and in high school he was captain of the basketball team. Survived by his twin brother Majority Banks, who also played in the league, and daughter Recuser Banks who many believe was the best athlete in the family (ACS)
Coach Platitude - "Take a knee son...helmet's not a chair" (ACS)
Glendora Bevmo - Mother of DeVigorous Lover and L' Brarian Booker (different fathers, of course) (ACS)
Marshall Law - (Allison) (ACS)
Orlando Ceeworld - (position?) (ACS)
Du Vatine - (position?) (Show?)
Raja Slate - Super fast wide-out out of Marshall via LSU (AOTH)
Moe Greene - Great corner for the Washington Redskins in the 80’s (ACS)
Bronx Defenders - Sounds like a AAA hockey team (RD)
Medical Error - Slipped in the draft due to a video being released just prior (ACS)
Homeo Stasis (position?) (ACS)
Capybara - The greatest name for a major league skipper (ACS)
Ejaxico Johnson (position?) (ACS)
Radiant Barrier vs. Attic Fan - The worst WWE matchup ever to grace the stage (AOTH)
Bamboo Brick - one of the greatest mixed martial artists on the planet (AOTH)
Dexter Methorphan - He did not participate in the combines, but his coaches say he can run a 4.3 (Twitter)
Bob Jacuzzi - Great point guard for the Celtics aka "THE COOZE" (ACS)
Shame Negation - Picked to leave Clemson early and go very early in the draft this year. (ADS)
Entertainment Crackers - Another name for the Washington Generals ACS
Hardibacker - Good name for an inside backer (ACS)
Osmosis - Black dude. Forward for the Knicks who might or might not have been traded (ADS)
Onus Wilson - NFL draftee (ACS)
World Be Mine - Adam’s new basketball name (ACS)

Porn Star Names/Terms/Gay Code:

Spoodini - (LL)
Rocky Stucco - (AOTH)
No Can Doo - Backdoor anal queen of China (ACS)
Kristallnacht - Worst porn star name in the business (ACS)
Madison Avenue (I am Rappaport Podcast)
Hero Du Jour (I am Rappaport Podcast)
Kindle Fire (ACS)
Jackson Hole - Gay porn actor (ACS)
Col. Duke Lacrosse - Adam's porn name (LL)
Duke Circumference - Adam's gay porn name (ACS)
Rich Data - Gay porn actor (Show?)
Tom Foolery - Gay porn actor (Show?)
Honey Dijon - Great porn star name (Show?)
Aids Machete - One of Adam's gay porn names. "Very short stint, I only did 2 weeks with that name, so it was like 41 movies." (ACS)
Bryce Canyon - Great gay porn name (ACS)
The Italian Coastguard - A gay move. "Let me just start with basic anal, then I'll slide into the Italian Coast Guard." (ACS)
Tetanus Gym - Good gay porn name "Who you working with?" "Tetanus Gym." "Oh boy, make sure you're on top" (ACS)
Shared A Back Fence - gay slang (ACS)
Mea Culpa - Adam's porn name (ACS)
Hand Twins - Gay code (ACS)
Backscatter - Porn technology (PM)
Cajun Tree Climber - Gay code (AOTH)
Snow Blower- Gay code (AOTH)
Stump Grinder - Gay code (AOTH)
Tumbler And Coaster - Adam's gay slang replacement for "top and bottom" (PM)
Go For A Bike Ride - Gay code (ACS)
Artie Fartie - Adam's porn name from the 80's (ACS)
Road Island Ray - Ray's porn name (AOTH)
38KKK -A type of porn that comes out of Kentucky (ACS)
Tech Screw - A dirty website for geeks (ACS)
Bearvalanche - Worst gay move ever (ACS)
Wacked Off Pieces Of Cactus - Gay code for gay rough trade (ACS)
Brad Nail - Good gay porn name (ADS)
Lightning Rod - Good gay porn name for Milo Yiannopplous (ADS)
Milk Barn - Another name for Adam's bathroom sink (ACS)
Meat Thievery - That's just good gay code (ACS)
Hairy Shin - Adam's gay porn name (ACS)
Asian Persuasion - Sounds like a good name for a porn series Asian persuasion 16 (ACS)
Cock Holster - Good movie series, cock holster 14 (ACS)
Celebrity Du Jour - Great porn name (ACS)
Europol - Another great porn name (ACS)
Roy Wood - Adam's gay porn name (ACS)
Tank slapper - Gay slang (Gina) (ACS)
Porch Pirate - Gay term (ACS)
Mad Chuck - The world's worst name for a gay porn star (AOTH)
Sweat lodge - Gay code (ACS)
The L.A. Underground - Sounds like a gay bar (M&J)
Skin and grin - Gay slang (ACS)
Rear Admiral - The name of one of the best bars on west side (ACS)
Loaded for bear - Now a gay term (GS)
Fruit Of The Year - A porn Dave (Dameshek) starred in (ACS)
The Lebanese Comedian - Ace's favorite sex position (ACS)
Cockout - When a gay guy doesn't try very hard (ACS)
Margana Wood - Porn name (ACS)
Hugh Bris - Porn star (RD)
Matte Clear - Fondalier’s gay porn name (AOTH)
Palatial Estates – A good 80’s fake tittie porn name (AOTH)
Cokie Roberts - Great porn name (ACS)
Armenian Christmas - An unspeakable sexual act in prison. "Johnny ratted out the white supremacists to the warden, so they gave him an Armenian Christmas" (Show?)
Ride The Pine - Gay slang (ADS)
Meet Gaze - Gay slang (ACS)
Asshole Rider - Gay slang (ACS)
Cash Widedick - Ace's porn name if you can call an apple a honey crisp. (ACS)
Shanda Lear - Great stripper name (Gina) (ACS)
Fiery Cherry - Good porn name (ACS)
Jerk the wheel - Code for masturbation (ACS)
Giddyup Titties - Gina’s porn name (Gina) (ACS)
French astronaut - Great gay slang (ACS)
Mr Bandera - gay code (ACS)
Beefmato/Clamato - sounds like names of venerial diseases (ACS)
Spanner - Australian gay code (ACS)
Rocky tenure - Adam’s gay porn name (ACS)
The End Game - One of Stormy Daniels movie titles (RD)
Room for cream - Great porno title (Gina) (ACS)
Pedialyte shower - Worst sexual act ever (Sklar) (ACS)
Foot Zunki - Add-on to the Pedialyte shower (ACS)
Self rimming sink - gay slang (AOTH)
Harvey Mudd - gay bar drink where vermouth and bartender shit is mixed in a goblet (ACS)
Barney’s Beanery - ultimate name for a gay bar (ACS)
Parallel park both ways - euphemism for being bi (GS)
The Big Three - Gerago’s junk (RD)
73 - When a fat guy tries to 69 with a chubby prostitute he met at a ham radio convention(ACS)
Backlog - Stormy Daniels movie title (Bryan)(ACS)
Madison Bear - Sounds like an dating app for gay hairy dudes who are married (ACS)

Miscellaneous People

Trajectory Hagar - High school kid "heading down the wrong path" in life (ACS)
Slick Mouth - Adam's prison name (ACS)
Rich Carless - Cool homeless guy name (ACS)
Keyless Chuck - Best homeless guy name (ACS)
Nasal Ranger - Worst superhero name ever (Gina) (ACS)
Krav Maga (2) - Good name for a sheriff (ADS)
Hubcap Annie - Horror that hangs out with Keyless Chuck (ACS)
Becky Honkington (Allison) (ACS)
Monica Chugscock - (Pronounced "Shuggscawk") (ADS)
Tyvek DuPont - Best rich guy’s name (AOTH)
Mattress - A Model/actress (ACS)
Hofmeister Kink - Nazi war criminal who's been in hiding in Brazil for the past 61 years. aka Jake Johnson (ACS)
Serpiginous - The world's wimpiest swordsman. Sir Piginous of Wussville (LL)
Chick Fil a - Great play-by-play guy for the Warriors from the 70’s (Show?)
Peri Menopausal - Best P.I. working the Chicago beat (LL)
Whiskey Dick - The neighborhood pedophile in the clown outfit (ACS)
Surge - Guy that drives for ÜBER (ACS)
Babbling Brook - Great name for a female cattle auctioneer (PM)
Terra Firma - Name of the "woman of color" that heckled Adam at a Ventura live show and was removed by force (The Ranker Podcast)
Octomom - Great Batman villain (Bryan) (ACS)
Larry The Cabinet Guy - Failed Israeli comic…"Don't get 'er done!" (ACS)
Rod Blagojevich - Joe Francis' slimy brother who sells above ground pools out of a primered van (ACS)
Cockchug Man - The gay superhero in The Village People that wears just all leather (ACS)
MEL-ROL- She's one of The Spice Girls (AOTH)
Hand Farts - A new comedian Adam had never heard of (ACS)
Juan Jeremy - The greatest international film star ever (ACS)
Bitchathane Jackson - Good name for a "sista" (ACS)
Tobar - Perfect caveman name (ACS)
Vroman - A fast moving Roman (ACS)
Korn Syrup and Fructose - Women of color who work at the strip club with Jade (stage 4) (ACS)
Fred Meyer - Lucy's neighbor (ACS)
Kimchi - The Asian flutist (ACS)
Pacoima - The mechanic from Taxi (ACS)
Dick Salt - NATO Alliance General (ACS)
Dick Salt (2) - Manger of the Mariners in the early 70’s (Bryan) (ACS)
Caramel And Fudge - Two more African-American prostitutes that lived in the apartment above Adam’s (ACS)
Peaches - The whore that lived upstairs (ACS)
F. Me Bailey - Greatest lawyer of all time (RD)
Agua Caliente - Loves that guy. He does a great John Madden (ACS)
Senior Penis - One the most dangerous drug lords to ever work (ADS)
Shill Du'Jour - Good Bond secretary name (RD)
Brexit Romero - Sounds like an International assassin (ACS)
Lugansk - That gay diver who hit his head and gave the whole Canadian team AIDS (ACS)
Leak O'rama - A Dutch action star, starred in “Sudden Death” (AOTH)
Vaginismus - Great black guy name (ADS)
Normcore - Guy that owns Westwood one (ACS)
LaTolstoy - Great black guy name (ACS)
Shapiro – Artist who is really good at anime. Died in the 60’s but was a real trendsetter (ACS)
Chuck Spears – Good name for a racist. “Hey you workin’ with Chuck Spears over at the Klan?” (ACS)
Norethindrone - DAG’s Sister (CLL)
La Tuskegee - Black airline pilot (ACS)
C-clamps – Nickname for Adam’s step-mom. “Ol’ C-clamps locked me out of the house again.” (ACS)
Harry Nilsson - (Gary thinks) he does the voices on The Simpsons (ADS)
Nutella - Great name for a crazy black woman (ACS)
Sia - The perfect person to break up with. Would be perfect if she was dating Jack (hit the road Jack) (ACS)
The Ball Catcher - What Adam used to call Ray's ass in junior high (ACFBSL)
MOAB - Matt's new nickname (Mother of All Buttholes) (AONTH)
Trip Reeb - Great name for a white guy (ACS)
Merle Horn - One of the greatest best ropers to ever come down the Pecos (ACS)
The Boring Machine - Lynette's name for Adam (ACS)
Avocado Hand - The nickname of Eric Clapton's brother (Chet) who works at a Mexican place and is charge of the guacamole (ACS)
Bagel Hand - Clapton's Jewish cousin (ACS)
Fa-Sheeya (fascia) - A heavy set woman of color that works at the DMV (ACAFBSL)
Ghrelin - New AM/PM mascot (ACS)
Krav Maga (3) - An Israeli Captain from 1946 (ACS)
Cuban Boa - Sounds like a dark skinned trannie (ACS)
Gabardine - She's a very chatty woman of color middle-aged and she'll talk your ear off. (ACS)
Guy Dudebro - Greatest name ever (AOTH)
Otto Warmbier- Simultaneously the greatest and worst beer master brewer name ever (ACS)
Leif Geragos - Greatest rocking attorney ever Viking rocker attorney (ACS)
Ernest J. Bigot - "I'm just asking....I'm just wanna know...." (ACS)
Panzanella - Cobra's full name (ACS)
Sheet Metal Nibbler - Great name for Matt the porcelain punisher (AOTH)
Big Grenadine - Sounds like a large black neighbor (ACS)
Silent gym - Next to Keyless Chuck, best homeless guy name ever (ACS)
Nuchilla - Sounds like a black vampire (Theo Von) (ACS)
D' poleon - Black Napoleon (ACS)
Luke Rockhold - Sounds like a character on The Flintstones (GS)
Sissy squat - She was hot (AOTH)
Beulah - The town horror (RD)
Ronan Farrow - One of the best wheel men in Europe (ACS)
Duke Bagg - Comedian Ian Bagg's brother (ACS)
Root ball grinder - A horrible term for a bitchy wife (Ruth Ballgrinder and Harriet Mulcher) (Tim Allen) (ACS)
Paul Funyun - Just a big dude who likes to have fun. Has a pink ox as a sidekick (ACS)
Page/Savage - A great lawyer team (Adam Ray) (ACS)
Ivar the Boneless - Ace’s dad’s nickname in high school. aka Jim the spineless (ACS)
Bash Worthy - Comic strip's character name/title (ACS)
Uncle Tom-bién - Mexican Uncle Tom (ACS)
Alist Poon - An Indian exchange student who has cerebral palsy (ACS)
Indignant Asswipes - Good name for an improv troupe (Gina) (ACS)
Flora in Fauna - two black chicks that work for him (ADS)
Cheap - Name of a he/she that literally went under sexual assignment surgery last month (ACS)
Heroin (1)(Pronounced Ehr-o-win by JCVD) A character in Lord Of The Rings (Bryan) (ACS)
Yersinia pestis - Ace did Celebrity Apprentice with that dude. He won that year (ADS)
Morgue Mode - Sounds like a guy from Iceland who is a DJ (ACS)
Rachel Bias - Great stripper name (ACS)
Buzz Ramjet - Aviation attorney (ACS)
Black Cherry - Stripper name Bryan (ACS)
Saffron - Sassy black woman in Meg Whitman movie (ACS)
Vibranium - a new black kid name from Black Panther (ACS)
Bird Nerd - Marvel superhero (ACS)
Merch Galore - Worst Bond secretary ever. Total sellout. Always wearing her own swag (GS)

Morning Zoos/DJ's/Radio Stations

Gum and Condoms - (Show?)
Dusty Labia - Adam's handle when he used to do AM Mornings. (ACS)
Asscrack and Backsack in the morning with Sludge (LL)
Crockpots and Headphones (ACS)
Booger and Floor Wax (ACS)
Almonds and Water (ACS)
Cold Butter And Calves (ADS)
Schluter And The Drain - Schluter has a thick Austrian accent , while "The Drain" has a super low voice (AOTH)
Ace Rockolla - Just Google "Ace Rockolla Lightning round...." (LL)
Fungus and Mold (Show?)
Stupid and Petty (Show?)
Eunice and Edgar - Bubba the Love Sponge's parents (ACS)
Flip Flops and Fanny Packs (ACS)
Hairy Shin - Does a KCRE show in the weekends (ACS)
Deep Bra Grooves - Should be a Sirius XM station Channel 248, C+ and above! (ACS)
Andy and Opie - Great Radio Show (ACS)
QuietRock - Sounds like an easy listening rock station (AOTH)
Quiet Crush - A good easy listening radio station (ACS)
The Tool Box - SiriusXM took tune station aka KTOL (ACS)
Ray's Enema Antics - New podcast on Carolla Digital (Bryan)(ACS)
Doug Gets Blown While He Eats Pudding - Doug Benson's next podcast (ACS)
Cat Packer - Used to do mornings with her brother, Fudge (ACS)
Duke and Shinola - good morning show team (ACS)
Mother Trucker - Adam’s Podcast with caller Miguel (AOTH)

Places

Boobville - (LL)
Pedoph Isle aka Pedophile Island - Island where are all the pedophiles are sent to live. (Also a TV show/movie idea) (LL)
Lil' Lord Fauntleroy’s Academy for Albino Hemophiliacs - Drew's childhood school (LL)
Doesntexistizcan - Where presidential candidate Platitude's grandfather was from (ACS)
Boga Raton - The world's worst resort spot (Show?)
Meat Yard - Great name for a gay bar (ACS)
Mister Fister's - Adam's all-time top name for a gay bar (ACS)
Sub-Par - Worst name for a submarine sandwich shop (Show?)
Queen Mary - Great name for a tranny bar (ACS)
NuvaRing - A German racetrack. "The new Nissan GTR turned it in 7:21, faster than the Corvette." (Show?)
Louis Pasteur Middle School (ACS)
Helm’s Deep - World's first gay bar bakery (ACS)
Kal Penn - One of the best sounding names to get an engineering degree from (ACS)
Alaska State Motto - Love fishing but I hate your kids? Alaska! (PM)
Duke University - John Wayne's college (ACS)
Planned Possumhood - Planned Parenthood in Arkansas (ACS)
Fruit Stand - Great name for a gay bar (ACS)
Poo Poo City - Where Charles Fletcher Loomis' house is located (ACS)
Blood Bank - Great name for a check cashing place in the hood (ACS)
Bass Manor - Great name for a gay bar (ACS)
The Dead C - Sounds like the worst name for a lesbian bar ever (ACS)
Wood Bar - Good name for a gay bar (ACS)
Ghost Load - Ride at Calico Ghost Town (ADS)
Nasacort - Country club for Jewish folks where they play tennis at (ADS)
L.A. HOTT (1) - An 80's bar with an outdoor door seating area (ACS)
Fairy Wings - Good name for a bar on the west side (ACS)
Second Hand/First World - Store that sells rich whitey’s high end stuff (ACS)
The Lance Hunter - Perfect name for a gay bar (Dumb People Town)
Pervert Park - Theo Vaughn grew up there (ACS)
Big Sur - Great name for a big and tall shop (Show?)
Studio Centric - Sounds like a Utopia. Between Valley Village and Sherman Oaks (AOTH)
Asstard - Thor came from that planet (ACS)
Grand Entrance - Great name for a gay bar (AOTH)
Thermopolis - Where the Bun Boy is (ACS)
The Turkish Embassy - Gay bar (ACS)
Low Tide - Gay code for boner in the rear view mirror (ACS)
Corumption - On the way to Vegas, where Heidi Fleiss lives with her macaws (ACS)
C.C. Fichens - Sounds like a pretzel stand (Gina) (ACS)
Timpani Barn - where to get timpani to go, has three big Mexicans in the kitchen (ACS)
Heroin (2)(Pronounced Ehr-o-win by JCVD) The health food store in Venice (ACS)
Pocket Passers - Next to Mister Fister’s (Gina) (ACS)
The Mexican Faire - Worst fair ever (ACS)
Hanoi Hospice - Only place worse than the Hanoi Hilton (ACS)
Kaleblazer- Gay juice bar (ACS)
Hot Dog Cannon - good name for a bar next to The Abbey (ACS)
Dyskeratosis - where Vinnie lives, lots of Greek folks, a family oriented community (ACS)

Miscellaneous

Cleaning The Pink Turtle - Bryan's name for pleasuring oneself (ACS)
Analingus - A new type of breath mint (LL)
The Milk Of Arthritic Goats - A rabbi's curse: "May you suckle at the teet of the milk of arthritic goat!!!" (ACS)
Carbon Dating - A black dating website (ACS)
RU486 - Vanity plate for a guy who runs an abortion clinic (ADS)
Jet Green - Amsterdam's Airlines (ACS)
Stromer, Oldhafer and Carolla - World's worst law firm (AOTH)
Ira Carolla - Sounds like an affliction "Oh my Ira Carolla's acting up" (ACS)
Sawjay - Sounds French...gay word for sausage. "I was strokin' this dude’s sawjay" (ACS)
Smokeless Cigarette - Name for Dr. Drew's honker after his prostate surgery (ADS)
El Niño - Name of "Sinn" strip club DJ's cock (ACS)
Blue Man - Crazy hairdresser's macaw who doesn't judge (PM)
Lucia - An Italian moped (ACS)
American Jewish World Service - A van that's begging to be shot at (ACS)
E-aye? - Canadian version of EBay (ACS)
Sweatpants Lesbian - What Adam would be. An in-between lesbian. Not a lipstick lesbian, not a butch dyke (ACS)
SuckStrong - Bill Clinton's bracelet (ACS)
Gaybus - Gay and bogus (ACS)
Flappy Bird - The most offensive name for the vagina (ACS)
G8 (Summit) - The Pontiac that Oprah gave away on her show (ACS)
Oracle A The Delphi - Big new startup company (ADS)
Crewkakke - A type of sweater (ACS)
The Flying Dutchman - Great name for an Amsterdam airlines (ACS)
Cleaning My Chain - Euphemism for beating off (ACS)
Awesome Town - A gathering of three or more polar bears (ACS)
Avocado - The Greek word for nut sack (ACS)
Doucherette - A gum/patch that douchebags chew/use (ACS)
Urban Milling -Black guys standing around (AOTH)
Synesthesia - When you eat your own hair (ACS)
Tuck Rule - When a guy pretends he's a chick and stands in front of the mirror (ACS)
My #2 Pencil Is Out Of Lead - Another term for erectile dysfunction (ACS)
Float A Bond - When a politician farts (RD)
Vaginismus - black people's holiday, accompanied with a lot of ceremonial garb (ADS)
Vaseline and Gauze - Elizabeth Taylor's new scent (ACS)
Jewber - A drunk on a 10-speed (ACS)
Chickpea - What Gina does when we camp (ACS)
Oscar Squad (2) - Bad gay code (ACS)
Airbus - Worst name for an aircraft. Sounds like “air donkey” (AOTH)
Shailene Woodley - Sounds like the most fantastical verb/adverb combo. “I want to Shailene Woodley through a field of poppies with you” (Gina) (Twitter)
Asshole Rider (2) - Worst piece of exercise equipment Vinnie’s ever endorsed (ACS)
Diario La Prensa - Stealer of the jersey in Spanish (ACS)
The Sicilian Fly Swatter - Sounds like a WWF move (Gina) (ACS)
Jellyfish - Sounds like something your grandpa would buy for you at the mall (ACS)
Fruit Fly - More politically correct term for fag hag (Show?)
Jewgling - When a Jew "Googles" their symptoms (ACS)
Tavares - David Wild's boner medicine (ACS)
Jew -Over - A mulligan from a barmitzva. "Uh, I misread that...can I get a Jew-over?" (ACS)
Ossified - That's a Don King word, there (ACS)
Zero for Cecil - Worst charity ever (Bald Bryan) (ACS)
A++ - A bra that Gina will never see (ACS)
Joycelyn - A good name for Curly from the Three Stooges to say (ACS)
Phallisee - Latin for "to see the penis" (ADS)
Coffee Nap - Euphemism for pooping in your pants (ACS)
USS Monitor - Doesn't sound like a ship of war, sounds like a night nurse (ACS)
Dotard - A skirt a man wears (ACS)
Wilding- Something derogatory that takes place in public pools in certain counties (ACS)
Caveat - Latin for shitting on Adam's point (ADS)
Festiva - Sounds like a boner medicine (ACS)
Depeche Mode - French for “who dealt it?” (ADS)
Beefy Clutch – The purse Gina thought Lady Gaga took to the Emmy’s (ACS)
Sig Sauer - Something you would yell at Oktoberfest before downing a stiff stein of stout (ACS)
Jeans day – Sounds like the special day for your special need son Gene, to raise money (ACS)
Wilding - What takes place in public pools in certain counties (GS)
4F - Can’t/won’t be eligible for the draft (ACS)
Groupie - a kind of fish (ACS)
The African chick - Horrible name for a boat (ACS)
Inclusion rider - Snowboard for retarded kids (ACS)
The Urethra - Bad name for a car (ACS)
Mercury retrograde - when you take your index finger and shove it under your sack before you blow, and you belch it up later (ACS)
UEFA - Transsexuals playing soccer with a balled up maxi pad (GS)
Missed Connections- The worst airline ever (ACS)
Carollo - Sounds like a Tool you’d use rarely (ACS)
Brembo - that Mexican food company that makes that bread (Matt) (ACS)
Preemptive gay strike - Worst video game ever (ADS)
Futon - Chinese for bear trap (ACS)

Food/Drinks

Deer Bits - A venison cereal. Made of frosted deer flakes (Show?)
Coco Chanel - Nestlé’s newest coffee flavor (ACS)
Honey Dicks - Best cereal name ever (ACS)
Dawson's Beard - A pudding flavor Ace saw at Whole Foods (ACS)
Mighty Mutts - Worst breakfast cereal ever (ADS)
Chillax - A cinnamon based drink from "Hector's" country (ACS)
Black Dick - An English desert (ACS)
Tardy Digression - Sounds like a finger food..."would you like another tardy digression?" "No, I'm saving room for the main meal" (IFYWABC)
Double Bird Strike - Mixed drink created by Ace and Teresa. Made with Grey Goose, Wild Turkey, a splash of Canadian Club, and a splash of Hudson River water (ACS)
GAYtorade - A sports drink for gay people, because they lose essential body fluids (ACS)
University of Illinois At Urbana Champaign - Sounds like a carbonated drink for black people (ACS)
Flinch Fuck - Part of a nutritious breakfast, and a healthy relationship (ADS)
Phantom Punch - Something Bill Cosby gave his lady friends (ACS)
Pansy Sauce - Goes good with some shrimp (ADS)
Tilted Pillar - Kick ass IPA (AOTH)
Shaver - A good name for a miniature pastrami sandwich (Cousin Sal Show)
GPA - Something they add to children's cereal (ACS)
Stellwell's - A new low fat snack cracker (ACS)
Conchata Ferrell - A great cheese/unwanted cat (ACS)
Poopwell's - One of the worst snacks Nabisco has ever put their name on (ACS)
Belldini – Latest Taco Bell offering (ACS)
Fuzzy Zoeller – Zima with a jigger of peach schnapps (ACS)
Millennial Malaise - A sweet honey dipping sauce (ADS)
Jelani Cobb - Sounds like an Indian dish (Gina) (ACS)
Air Doodle - The very worst Super Bowl snack on the planet (ACS)
Faygala - Jewish sports drink (ACS)
Stroke Cane - Sounds like some sugary treat, mixed with a reach around (ACS)
The Silence Breakers (2) - good name for a mint (ACS)
Lesbian Squirt - Sponsor of the Dinah Shore Classic (ACS)
Son of Goose - Worst vodka ever. Comes in a plastic squeeze bottle (ACS)
Orange Hitler - Worst Hi-C flavor ever (ACS)

TV Shows/Movies

Cunt du' Jour - A great Bond villain name (ACS)
Coffee and Donuts - (Charlie Coffee III and Johnny Donetti) Johnny's a tough street wise cop whose jive talking and plays by his own rules and Charlie's super uptight (LL)
Pedoph Isle (aka) Pedophile Island - All pedophiles are sent to live on an isolated island, and a 747 full of Boy Scouts crash lands there and they have to fight to survive (Also a place) (ACS)
Anus and Eyeball - Buddy cop TV show duo (ACS)
Pussy Pioneer - John Candy's last movie (ACS)
Red Velvet - Made up movie character Clown played by Paul Giamatti. "Was secret service, and someone died on his watch. Now he's takin to clownin'." Wears a red velvet clown outfit. (ACS)
Destination Of The Semen - (Adam Ray) A movie Harrison Ford passed on twice (ACS)
Gay Eye - Movie where Adam plays Buddy McKlan, a racist homophobic mechanic who is blinded in a freak hot transmission fluid accident. He gets the donor eyes from a gay guy who perished on a moped accident in Antigua. Co-starring Larry the Cable Guy as his best friend. (Co-written by Bryan Cranston) (ACS)
Grinders - Sitcom where Jon Gruden moves in with Johnny Manziel (ACS)
Squishy Red River - Movie that started John Wayne (Show?)
Gusset And Cable - Perfect Cop buddy duo team (AOTH)
Just One Of The Gays - Stars Shia LaBeouf (ACS)
Hard Impact - Sounds like a Van Damme movie from the 90's (ACS)
Hammer Pants And Ice - Worst cop detective duo from the 80's (ACS)
Living With The Kilowatts - Adam's new animated series where they just leave toaster ovens on all day (ACS)
Keep Calm And Rape A Lot - Worst Monty Python film ever (ACS)
Medical Mishaps - New show Dave Coulier and Tawny Kitaen could host (ACS)
Roaming With Bison - Another great Bill Murray movie (ACS)
Gainesville Florida Financial Planner - Sounds like a Saturday Night Live skit (ACS)
Blame the Bee Gees - Adam's next documentary (ACS)
Adam Knees Your Dad In The Nuts - Adam's new game show (ACS)
Navigeddon - Terrorists take over all of the GPS systems of cars, and send them careening into the Grand Canyon (ACS)
Rings Of Honor - Terrorists take over Olympic training facility in Colorado Springs, and the athletes have to use their individual skills to escape. (Cameo by Randy Couture as the salty old coach) (ACS)
Endless Time/Ample Time For Backup - Adam's new Netflix series (ACS)
Tarred n' Feathered - Buddy flick starring a retarded guy and an Indian chief (Show?)
Mr. Will Doo And Can Doo - PSA Motivational cartoon bathroom characters Will Doo (Played by Will Arnette) and Can Doo is shaped like a toilet. Filmed in kitschy Clutch Cargo style animation (ADS)
Robot Lawyer - Great Phil Hartman bit (ACS)
Umpire News Network - Adam's channel with umpires reporting. Unbiased reporting (ACS)
Sofa Tard - New CW show coming soon (Matt) (AOTH)
Junior Fantasy Island - Show where kids of reckless parents are shipped off to live with Bill Cosby and Felicia Rashad (ADS)
2 And A Half Denali's - Hasn't been same since Sheen left (ACS)
So Kanye - Sitcom from the 90's (ACS)
Ridicuopothy - Sounds like a Mike Judge movie (ADS)
Master Buck - One of John Candy's most controversial movies (ACS)
LA HOTT (1) - An 80’s bar with an outdoor door seating area (ACS)
Mother Hitler - Coming to TNT. Starring Patrick Swayze's bother, Don (ACS)
Sink and Bounce - Movie about roller boogie from the 80's, starred Lil' Bow Wow (ACS)
The Debs - A made up CW network show where you just put all the hot chicks in Hollywood (ACS)
The Origin Story Of AIDS - Worst Marvel movie ever (Bryan)(ACS)
Everybody Hates Vinnie - Horrible sitcom (ACS)
Chick Clan - Good movie title (ACS)
Condo in Redondo - Best movie I ever did (ADS)
Red Lobsteria - New show Dr. Drew was talking about where African Americans form their own country (ACS)
Earthquake rehab - Reality show Dr. drew seismic expert and a civil engineer come together (Rainn Wilson) (ACS)
Rooster Jones - Great John Wayne movie. Super Fly meets True Grit (ACS)
Ernest Bigot goes to..... (ACS)
Nickels On The Job - First and only Jewish gum shoe on the job. ABC, Friday nights, 10:00 p.m. (ADS)
Solicitor General - Great Danny Kaye movie (RD)
Disjointed - Lorena Bobbitt biopic (ADS)
Habib and Company - Horrible children's show (MS)
Bobby's Room - Howie Mandel animated project from the 90's (ACS)
Page/Savage - Great cop duo show from the ‘80’s (Adam Ray) (ACS)
Paper Asshole - Great Tatum O’Neal film (ACS)
L.A. HOTT (2) - Failed Steven Bochco series pilot (ACS)
Pieces Of String Too Small To Use - Lena Dunham film from the late 90’s (ACS)
Oscar Squad - New Marvel Movie (Gina) (ACS)
Cortron/Melamine - Transformers (Gina) (ACS)
Anoscope - Worst way to see a movie (ADS)
Practical Rapist - New SNL character (Gina) (ACS)
Superfoot - Worst Marvel movie ever (Bryan) (ACS)
Celebrity Food Chain - Would be a great show (Jeff Cesario) (ACS)
Backsack and Anus - Worst cop duo ever (RS)
Korean moyle - ABC’s next sitcom (Jeff) ACS
Nanny Huntin ‘with Ted Nugent - Great reality show I’d watch (ACS)
Progressive pope - New sitcom (Gina) ACS
Nick Mancuso: Construction Fluffer - New TV Show (AONT)
Rush Blitzer - Adam’s character from his movie, “Snapper” (BSR)
The Baldwin’s and Beyond -Great reality show (RD)
The Rogue Deuce - The next Star Wars movie (ADS)

Books/Coffee Table Books

Dade County Black Prom, 1985 (ACS)
Here Are The Pajamas We Picture You In (ACS)
Three Shitty Homes, One Washing Machine, Zero Dryers - Title of Adam's new book (Ray) (AOTH)
Chapstick And Batteries - Title of Adam's next bestselling book (ACS)
Who The Fuck Put Their Sombrero on My Keys? – Title of Adam’s next book (ACS)
Cunt With A Grunt - Adam's favorite Dr. Seuss book (PM)
You'll Never See A Cockroach Jog (PM)
Kemo Skinny Calves - Adam's new children's book (ADS)
You're Dyslexic And I'm Dumb - Adam and John Popper's collaborative next book (ACS)
I Get It If You’re GWAR - Adam's next book (ACS)
Bulk Magazine - Costco magazine that Jimmy Kimmell graced the cover of twice (ACS)
Do You Have To Take Your Top Off To Dye Your Pubes, Drew? (LL)
Glamping With Moriah - Adam's new book (ACS)
From The Mouths of Babes (Hot Chicks Not Babies) (ACS)
(The) Sweet Spot - Adam's next book (Bryan) (ACS)
I Thought Things Would Be Better When I Was Rich (ACS)
Radio Station Kitchen (ACS)
Post-it Notes In Radio Station Kitchens (ACS)
Comedy Club Green Rooms And The Sofas That Were Not Made For Them (ACS)
Jethro, the Mexican Jew - A great children's book (Gina) (ACS)
Professor and the Construction Worker -The worst children's book ever (ACS)
Willie and the Weed - Good name for a children's book (ACS)
What Black People Think White People Complain About (ACS)
Everyone Eventually Becomes The Man (ACS)
Recipe for Misery (1) - Name Of Adam’s next book (ACS)
In Defense Of Black Face - Adam’s next book (ACS)
Hurry Up And Make Sense (2) - Biography title of the Talking Heads (ACS)

Native American Names

Chief Thunderbear (LL)
Dances With Cocks (ACS)
Dances With Lipstick (ACS)
Ol' Urethra Windows (ACS)
Oxnard - Indian name meaning the balls of a bull (ACS)

V/P Names

Absorbent Rag - Good name for T's V (ACS)
Hurt Locker - Another name for T's V (ACS)
Judge's Mansion - Another name for T's G
Cmarket.com - Another name for T's V (ACS)
City of Industry - Another name for T's V (ACS)
Dutch Mook - Another name for T's V (ACS)s V
No Safe Spaces - Great name for T's V (ACS)
Hobo Stove - Another name for A's V (ACS)
Sausage Grinder - Another name for A's V (ACS)
Dixville Notch - Another name for G's V (ACS)
Snake River Canyon - Another name for G's V (ACS)
Dakota Access Pipeline - Another name for G's V (ACS)
The Holidome - Another name for G’s V (ACS)
Discovery Bay - Great name for G's V (ACS)
B.O. Box - Great name for G's V (ACS)
Sea bag - Good name for G's V (ACS)
El Portal - Great name for G's V (ACS)
Harry Belafonte - Adam's name for his junk, if he were a woman (Show?)
Top Gear - Another name for Adam’s junk (ACS)
El Gordo/King Taco - Good name for G’s V (ACS)
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2018.06.03 08:18 peterboykin Carollaisms J(une)

Carollaisms J(une)
Carollaisms J(une)Carollaisms J(une)Carollaisms J(une)Carollaisms J(une)Carollaisms J(une)Carollaisms (June)Band Names/Rap StarsMitt Romney and the One Percenters (ACS)ManAyz - Rap star (LL)D'Bagz - Rap star (LL)Maxi Pad - An all-girl band that knows how to rock (LL)Dick Tingle - One of the best blues men in the business (Show?)Lynette and the Lackeys (ACS)Straw Hat and the Bowties - Jerry Springer's dixieland band who plays at the Knott's Berry Farm Good Time Theater (ACS)Gut Fluffer (ACS)Johnny Beaumont and The Legionnaires - All wear matching powder blue tuxedoes (ACS)Automatic Vaginismus – Great band name (LL)Dissuade/D’ Suede - Rappeproducer of Kanye/one of Kim's ex beaus (ACS)Starchy Deuce - Band that should be produced by D' Suede (ACS)Narthex - (ACS)Epileptic Declawed Hamster - That is a helluva punk band right there (ACS)Loretta Lynch - Country singer who sang "Stand By Your Man" (ACS)The Areolas - Covered an Eagles song in the ‘90s (ACS)Fleece and Flannel - One of the best lesbian acoustic duos you will ever see (ACS)3 Chainz - Rap star (ACS)Blues Squatter - Adam's dad’s band name (ACS)Tampon Kayak - One of Seattle's greatest, but least heard of indie bands (ACS)Jizz Grenade (LL)Dryer Fire - Hot indie band name (ACS)Iranian Revolutionary Guard - Prince's backup band (ACS)Rape Kit - Name of Adam's band from high school (ACS)Nog Bong - A band Adam was in in high school (ACS)Bum Blazer – Adam’s band in high school (ACS)White Trash Kimchi - Another good band name (Bald Bryan) (ACS)White Noise - Adam's rap name (ADS)Promethazine - Lil Wayne's sister (ADS)Light Rail - Great Rap name (ADS)Danny In The Joint - Good indie band name (ACS)Anal Cleft - One of the worst reggae singers to leave Jamaica (ACS)Anal Cleft and the Taints - Great reggae group (ACS)MEL-ROL - One of The Spice Girls (AOTH)D'bris - Great Rap name (ACS)Cisgender - A militant female rapper....for the ladies (ACS)Krav Maga (1) - Country singing Jew (ACS)Lynette and Paulette - Sounds like a singing duo from the 60's (RD)Nuts In The Sink - Name of Ray’s new band (Ray) (AOTH)SubDude - Pete Holmes' rap name (ACS)Ray And The Enemas - Blues singer and his backup band (ADS)Yakov Crutchfield - He has a show in Branson (ADS)Mac 18 - Adam’s favorite rapper (RD)Tremble Lean – Adam’s rap name (ACBSL)Sticker Back – Worst band out of Canada ever (ACS)Pennywise and Pound Foolish - A band from the ‘90's (RD)Strawberry Shortcake's Neti Pot - Great band name (Twitter)Puffy Elon Musk - Worst rapper ever (ACS)Pantera Club at Laguna Seca (Twitter)Savage Body Attack - New wave romantic band Ace was in when he was 19 (FBL)Jumping Jazzy Jews - Jeff Goldblum's jazz band (ACS)Snore Cherry - Great band name (ACS)Pat Benatard - Pat Benatar cover band (ACS)Rancid Nuts - Good band name (ACS)Gary And The Knotholes - Good band name (AOTH)Tampon Canoe - Good indie band (ACS)One Erection - A good boy band (ACS)Flushin' Dew - A good country duo (ACS)Armo Jeweler - Great band name (RD)Radon - (Lynette thinks) there a Whitesnake cover-band (ACS)The Taste Of Ace - Great band name (ACS)King Grape and the Raisinettes (GS)Concord Grape and the Raisinettes (GS)Gary Taco - Love that band (ACS)The Silence Breakers (2) - Good punk band (Gina) (ACS)Daddy’s Got A Dually – Good country song (ACS)Dip Curtain - Good indie band (ACS)Crystal Lobbyists - Sounds like a great techno band (ACS)Narcissistic Monk -Great indie band (GS)Sporty Prius - Worst of the Spice Girls (ACS)Laden and Bravado - 70s duo who opened for Seals n Crofts (ACS)The Bouncers - great band name (ACS)Hurry up and make sense (1) - a good talking heads album (ACS)Appropriate Sombrero - Maxapada’s next band name (Bryan) (ACS)Flirtatious Contrail - great rap name (GS)Jack Johnson - Guy from The White Stripes aka The Black Stripes (ACS)Song TitlesMeatless Mondays - Horrible Bangles song (Show?)Measles and Commuter Trains - Worst Christmas song ever (ACS)White Guys Be Ownin' Everything - Adam's next hit (ACS)Blood On The Grout - John Cougar Mellencamp song (ACS)No Blood In The Peckeroo - Good John Cougar song (ACS)Mellen's Gold - A three disc box set of nothing but John Cougar Mellencamp hits (ACS)Freaks, Retards and Jews - Not a Cher song (ACS)Pedophile Cops - Good Cheap Trick song (ACS)Pig Anus Soup - Favorite Rolling Stones album (Bryan) (ACS)That Dog Don’t Mess With Olga and Natalia Don’t Spit No Mo’ - Sounds like a Mississippi Delta blues song (Bryan) (ACS)Goggles Are For Pussies - Trace Adkins' number one hit (ACAFBSL)Whistle While You Masturbate - The lost Disney song aka "Whistle While You Jerk" (ACS)12 Pack & Dick's Hard - Name of Adam's new album (Gina) (ACS)Blood and Soil - A good Smithereens song (ACS)Pina Colada in Amsterdam - Worst Jimmy Buffet song ever (ACS)Tough Times In The City - Great Nick Gilder song (ACS)I've Got A Hamster In My Scrotum And He's Looking For His Keys - That's a good country song (ACS)Gay Hitler -Great Elvis Costello song (ACS)Tard On The Tool Shed - Good Mellenamp song (AOTH)Condo in Redondo - Sublime song (ADS)Animoji - Band that sung "Obsession" (ACS)People Who Have Lost People - Worst Barbara Streisand song ever (ACS)Tilted Heart - Great Tammy Wynette song (ADS)Yoga wood - Great Beatles song (ACS)Anal cleft - Song from the Sound of Music (ACS)Morgue Mode - Sounds like a guy from Iceland who is a DJ (ACS)I’ve got a Saturday and two friends - great country song (Gina) (ACS)Recipe for Misery (2) - Title of the next Guns N Roses album (ACS)Circling Back To Baldwin - Good name for a country song (ACS)Keistered in Winnipeg - (Bald’s) favorite Willie Nelson song (ACS)Football Players/Athletes/Teams:Legs Akimbo - Wide Receiver (ACS)Feral Katz - Nose Tackle (ACS)L' Brarian Booker - Wide Receiver (ACS)Oscar Buzz - Linebacker (ACS)DeVigorous Lover - Wide Receiver (ACS)Nadir Zenith - Placekicker (ACS)DeGluten Free - Offensive Lineman (ACS)Tangy Mango - Fullback (ACS)N'Farious Plan - (position?) (ACS)Modular Holmes - (position?) (ACS)Fortuitous Bounce - Safety (ACS)Operatin' Thetan - (ACS) Quarterback for the Washington Redskins (ACS)Minority Banks - HOF OLB who died tragically in a car wreck shortly after his HOF induction, a natural athlete, he played option QB in college along with being a stand out member of the track team, and in high school he was captain of the basketball team. Survived by his twin brother Majority Banks, who also played in the league, and daughter Recuser Banks who many believe was the best athlete in the family (ACS)Coach Platitude - "Take a knee son...helmet's not a chair" (ACS)Glendora Bevmo - Mother of DeVigorous Lover and L' Brarian Booker (different fathers, of course) (ACS)Marshall Law - (Allison) (ACS)Orlando Ceeworld - (position?) (ACS)Du Vatine - (position?) (Show?)Raja Slate - Super fast wide-out out of Marshall via LSU (AOTH)Moe Greene - Great corner for the Washington Redskins in the 80’s (ACS)Bronx Defenders - Sounds like a AAA hockey team (RD)Medical Error - Slipped in the draft due to a video being released just prior (ACS)Homeo Stasis (position?) (ACS)Capybara - The greatest name for a major league skipper (ACS)Ejaxico Johnson (position?) (ACS)Radiant Barrier vs. Attic Fan - The worst WWE matchup ever to grace the stage (AOTH)Bamboo Brick - one of the greatest mixed martial artists on the planet (AOTH)Dexter Methorphan - He did not participate in the combines, but his coaches say he can run a 4.3 (Twitter)Bob Jacuzzi - Great point guard for the Celtics aka "THE COOZE" (ACS)Shame Negation - Picked to leave Clemson early and go very early in the draft this year. (ADS)Entertainment Crackers - Another name for the Washington Generals ACSHardibacker - Good name for an inside backer (ACS)Osmosis - Black dude. Forward for the Knicks who might or might not have been traded (ADS)Onus Wilson - NFL draftee (ACS)World Be Mine - Adam’s new basketball name (ACS)Porn Star Names/Terms/Gay Code:Spoodini - (LL)Rocky Stucco - (AOTH)No Can Doo - Backdoor anal queen of China (ACS)Kristallnacht - Worst porn star name in the business (ACS)Madison Avenue (I am Rappaport Podcast)Hero Du Jour (I am Rappaport Podcast)Kindle Fire (ACS)Jackson Hole - Gay porn actor (ACS)Col. Duke Lacrosse - Adam's porn name (LL)Duke Circumference - Adam's gay porn name (ACS)Rich Data - Gay porn actor (Show?)Tom Foolery - Gay porn actor (Show?)Honey Dijon - Great porn star name (Show?)Aids Machete - One of Adam's gay porn names. "Very short stint, I only did 2 weeks with that name, so it was like 41 movies." (ACS)Bryce Canyon - Great gay porn name (ACS)The Italian Coastguard - A gay move. "Let me just start with basic anal, then I'll slide into the Italian Coast Guard." (ACS)Tetanus Gym - Good gay porn name "Who you working with?" "Tetanus Gym." "Oh boy, make sure you're on top" (ACS)Shared A Back Fence - gay slang (ACS)Mea Culpa - Adam's porn name (ACS)Hand Twins - Gay code (ACS)Backscatter - Porn technology (PM)Cajun Tree Climber - Gay code (AOTH)Snow Blower- Gay code (AOTH)Stump Grinder - Gay code (AOTH)Tumbler And Coaster - Adam's gay slang replacement for "top and bottom" (PM)Go For A Bike Ride - Gay code (ACS)Artie Fartie - Adam's porn name from the 80's (ACS)Road Island Ray - Ray's porn name (AOTH)38KKK -A type of porn that comes out of Kentucky (ACS)Tech Screw - A dirty website for geeks (ACS)Bearvalanche - Worst gay move ever (ACS)Wacked Off Pieces Of Cactus - Gay code for gay rough trade (ACS)Brad Nail - Good gay porn name (ADS)Lightning Rod - Good gay porn name for Milo Yiannopplous (ADS)Milk Barn - Another name for Adam's bathroom sink (ACS)Meat Thievery - That's just good gay code (ACS)Hairy Shin - Adam's gay porn name (ACS)Asian Persuasion - Sounds like a good name for a porn series Asian persuasion 16 (ACS)Cock Holster - Good movie series, cock holster 14 (ACS)Celebrity Du Jour - Great porn name (ACS)Europol - Another great porn name (ACS)Roy Wood - Adam's gay porn name (ACS)Tank slapper - Gay slang (Gina) (ACS)Porch Pirate - Gay term (ACS)Mad Chuck - The world's worst name for a gay porn star (AOTH)Sweat lodge - Gay code (ACS)The L.A. Underground - Sounds like a gay bar (M&J)Skin and grin - Gay slang (ACS)Rear Admiral - The name of one of the best bars on west side (ACS)Loaded for bear - Now a gay term (GS)Fruit Of The Year - A porn Dave (Dameshek) starred in (ACS)The Lebanese Comedian - Ace's favorite sex position (ACS)Cockout - When a gay guy doesn't try very hard (ACS)Margana Wood - Porn name (ACS)Hugh Bris - Porn star (RD)Matte Clear - Fondalier’s gay porn name (AOTH)Palatial Estates – A good 80’s fake tittie porn name (AOTH)Cokie Roberts - Great porn name (ACS)Armenian Christmas - An unspeakable sexual act in prison. "Johnny ratted out the white supremacists to the warden, so they gave him an Armenian Christmas" (Show?)Ride The Pine - Gay slang (ADS)Meet Gaze - Gay slang (ACS)Asshole Rider - Gay slang (ACS)Cash Widedick - Ace's porn name if you can call an apple a honey crisp. (ACS)Shanda Lear - Great stripper name (Gina) (ACS)Fiery Cherry - Good porn name (ACS)Jerk the wheel - Code for masturbation (ACS)Giddyup Titties - Gina’s porn name (Gina) (ACS)French astronaut - Great gay slang (ACS)Mr Bandera - gay code (ACS)Beefmato/Clamato - sounds like names of venerial diseases (ACS)Spanner - Australian gay code (ACS)Rocky tenure - Adam’s gay porn name (ACS)The End Game - One of Stormy Daniels movie titles (RD)Room for cream - Great porno title (Gina) (ACS)Pedialyte shower - Worst sexual act ever (Sklar) (ACS)Foot Zunki - Add-on to the Pedialyte shower (ACS)Self rimming sink - gay slang (AOTH)Harvey Mudd - gay bar drink where vermouth and bartender shit is mixed in a goblet (ACS)Barney’s Beanery - ultimate name for a gay bar (ACS)Parallel park both ways - euphemism for being bi (GS)The Big Three - Gerago’s junk (RD)73 - When a fat guy tries to 69 with a chubby prostitute he met at a ham radio convention(ACS)Backlog - Stormy Daniels movie title (Bryan)(ACS)Miscellaneous PeopleTrajectory Hagar - High school kid "heading down the wrong path" in life (ACS)Slick Mouth - Adam's prison name (ACS)Rich Carless - Cool homeless guy name (ACS)Keyless Chuck - Best homeless guy name (ACS)Nasal Ranger - Worst superhero name ever (Gina) (ACS)Krav Maga (2) - Good name for a sheriff (ADS)Hubcap Annie - Horror that hangs out with Keyless Chuck (ACS)Becky Honkington (Allison) (ACS)Monica Chugscock - (Pronounced "Shuggscawk") (ADS)Tyvek DuPont - Best rich guy’s name (AOTH)Mattress - A Model/actress (ACS)Hofmeister Kink - Nazi war criminal who's been in hiding in Brazil for the past 61 years. aka Jake Johnson (ACS)Serpiginous - The world's wimpiest swordsman. Sir Piginous of Wussville (LL)Chick Fil a - Great play-by-play guy for the Warriors from the 70’s (Show?)Peri Menopausal - Best P.I. working the Chicago beat (LL)Whiskey Dick - The neighborhood pedophile in the clown outfit (ACS)Surge - Guy that drives for ÜBER (ACS)Babbling Brook - Great name for a female cattle auctioneer (PM)Terra Firma - Name of the "woman of color" that heckled Adam at a Ventura live show and was removed by force (The Ranker Podcast)Octomom - Great Batman villain (Bryan) (ACS)Larry The Cabinet Guy - Failed Israeli comic…"Don't get 'er done!" (ACS)Rod Blagojevich - Joe Francis' slimy brother who sells above ground pools out of a primered van (ACS)Cockchug Man - The gay superhero in The Village People that wears just all leather (ACS)MEL-ROL- She's one of The Spice Girls (AOTH)Hand Farts - A new comedian Adam had never heard of (ACS)Juan Jeremy - The greatest international film star ever (ACS)Bitchathane Jackson - Good name for a "sista" (ACS)Tobar - Perfect caveman name (ACS)Vroman - A fast moving Roman (ACS)Korn Syrup and Fructose - Women of color who work at the strip club with Jade (stage 4) (ACS)Fred Meyer - Lucy's neighbor (ACS)Kimchi - The Asian flutist (ACS)Pacoima - The mechanic from Taxi (ACS)Dick Salt - NATO Alliance General (ACS)Dick Salt (2) - Manger of the Mariners in the early 70’s (Bryan) (ACS)Caramel And Fudge - Two more African-American prostitutes that lived in the apartment above Adam’s (ACS)Peaches - The whore that lived upstairs (ACS)F. Me Bailey - Greatest lawyer of all time (RD)Agua Caliente - Loves that guy. He does a great John Madden (ACS)Senior Penis - One the most dangerous drug lords to ever work (ADS)Shill Du'Jour - Good Bond secretary name (RD)Brexit Romero - Sounds like an International assassin (ACS)Lugansk - That gay diver who hit his head and gave the whole Canadian team AIDS (ACS)Leak O'rama - A Dutch action star, starred in “Sudden Death” (AOTH)Vaginismus - Great black guy name (ADS)Normcore - Guy that owns Westwood one (ACS)LaTolstoy - Great black guy name (ACS)Shapiro – Artist who is really good at anime. Died in the 60’s but was a real trendsetter (ACS)Chuck Spears – Good name for a racist. “Hey you workin’ with Chuck Spears over at the Klan?” (ACS)Norethindrone - DAG’s Sister (CLL)La Tuskegee - Black airline pilot (ACS)C-clamps – Nickname for Adam’s step-mom. “Ol’ C-clamps locked me out of the house again.” (ACS)Harry Nilsson - (Gary thinks) he does the voices on The Simpsons (ADS)Nutella - Great name for a crazy black woman (ACS)Sia - The perfect person to break up with. Would be perfect if she was dating Jack (hit the road Jack) (ACS)The Ball Catcher - What Adam used to call Ray's ass in junior high (ACFBSL)MOAB - Matt's new nickname (Mother of All Buttholes) (AONTH)Trip Reeb - Great name for a white guy (ACS)Merle Horn - One of the greatest best ropers to ever come down the Pecos (ACS)The Boring Machine - Lynette's name for Adam (ACS)Avocado Hand - The nickname of Eric Clapton's brother (Chet) who works at a Mexican place and is charge of the guacamole (ACS)Bagel Hand - Clapton's Jewish cousin (ACS)Fa-Sheeya (fascia) - A heavy set woman of color that works at the DMV (ACAFBSL)Ghrelin - New AM/PM mascot (ACS)Krav Maga (3) - An Israeli Captain from 1946 (ACS)Cuban Boa - Sounds like a dark skinned trannie (ACS)Gabardine - She's a very chatty woman of color middle-aged and she'll talk your ear off. (ACS)Guy Dudebro - Greatest name ever (AOTH)Otto Warmbier- Simultaneously the greatest and worst beer master brewer name ever (ACS)Leif Geragos - Greatest rocking attorney ever Viking rocker attorney (ACS)Ernest J. Bigot - "I'm just asking....I'm just wanna know...." (ACS)Panzanella - Cobra's full name (ACS)Sheet Metal Nibbler - Great name for Matt the porcelain punisher (AOTH)Big Grenadine - Sounds like a large black neighbor (ACS)Silent gym - Next to Keyless Chuck, best homeless guy name ever (ACS)Nuchilla - Sounds like a black vampire (Theo Von) (ACS)D' poleon - Black Napoleon (ACS)Luke Rockhold - Sounds like a character on The Flintstones (GS)Sissy squat - She was hot (AOTH)Beulah - The town horror (RD)Ronan Farrow - One of the best wheel men in Europe (ACS)Duke Bagg - Comedian Ian Bagg's brother (ACS)Root ball grinder - A horrible term for a bitchy wife (Ruth Ballgrinder and Harriet Mulcher) (Tim Allen) (ACS)Paul Funyun - Just a big dude who likes to have fun. Has a pink ox as a sidekick (ACS)Page/Savage - A great lawyer team (Adam Ray) (ACS)Ivar the Boneless - Ace’s dad’s nickname in high school. aka Jim the spineless (ACS)Bash Worthy - Comic strip's character name/title (ACS)Uncle Tom-bién - Mexican Uncle Tom (ACS)Alist Poon - An Indian exchange student who has cerebral palsy (ACS)Indignant Asswipes - Good name for an improv troupe (Gina) (ACS)Flora in Fauna - two black chicks that work for him (ADS)Cheap - Name of a he/she that literally went under sexual assignment surgery last month (ACS)Heroin (1)(Pronounced Ehr-o-win by JCVD) A character in Lord Of The Rings (Bryan) (ACS)Yersinia pestis - Ace did Celebrity Apprentice with that dude. He won that year (ADS)Morgue Mode - Sounds like a guy from Iceland who is a DJ (ACS)Rachel Bias - Great stripper name (ACS)Buzz Ramjet - Aviation attorney (ACS)Black Cherry - Stripper name Bryan (ACS)Saffron - Sassy black woman in Meg Whitman movie (ACS)Vibranium - a new black kid name from Black Panther (ACS)Bird Nerd - Marvel superhero (ACS)Morning Zoos/DJ's/Radio StationsGum and Condoms - (Show?)Dusty Labia - Adam's handle when he used to do AM Mornings. (ACS)Asscrack and Backsack in the morning with Sludge (LL)Crockpots and Headphones (ACS)Booger and Floor Wax (ACS)Almonds and Water (ACS)Cold Butter And Calves (ADS)Schluter And The Drain - Schluter has a thick Austrian accent , while "The Drain" has a super low voice (AOTH)Ace Rockolla - Just Google "Ace Rockolla Lightning round...." (LL)Fungus and Mold (Show?)Stupid and Petty (Show?)Eunice and Edgar - Bubba the Love Sponge's parents (ACS)Flip Flops and Fanny Packs (ACS)Hairy Shin - Does a KCRE show in the weekends (ACS)Deep Bra Grooves - Should be a Sirius XM station Channel 248, C+ and above! (ACS)Andy and Opie - Great Radio Show (ACS)QuietRock - Sounds like an easy listening rock station (AOTH)Quiet Crush - A good easy listening radio station (ACS)The Tool Box - SiriusXM took tune station aka KTOL (ACS)Ray's Enema Antics - New podcast on Carolla Digital (Bryan)(ACS)Doug Gets Blown While He Eats Pudding - Doug Benson's next podcast (ACS)Cat Packer - Used to do mornings with her brother, Fudge (ACS)Duke and Shinola - good morning show team (ACS)PlacesBoobville - (LL)Pedoph Isle aka Pedophile Island - Island where are all the pedophiles are sent to live. (Also a TV show/movie idea) (LL)Lil' Lord Fauntleroy’s Academy for Albino Hemophiliacs - Drew's childhood school (LL)Doesntexistizcan - Where presidential candidate Platitude's grandfather was from (ACS)Boga Raton - The world's worst resort spot (Show?)Meat Yard - Great name for a gay bar (ACS)Mister Fister's - Adam's all-time top name for a gay bar (ACS)Sub-Par - Worst name for a submarine sandwich shop (Show?)Queen Mary - Great name for a tranny bar (ACS)NuvaRing - A German racetrack. "The new Nissan GTR turned it in 7:21, faster than the Corvette." (Show?)Louis Pasteur Middle School (ACS)Helm’s Deep - World's first gay bar bakery (ACS)Kal Penn - One of the best sounding names to get an engineering degree from (ACS)Alaska State Motto - Love fishing but I hate your kids? Alaska! (PM)Duke University - John Wayne's college (ACS)Planned Possumhood - Planned Parenthood in Arkansas (ACS)Fruit Stand - Great name for a gay bar (ACS)Poo Poo City - Where Charles Fletcher Loomis' house is located (ACS)Blood Bank - Great name for a check cashing place in the hood (ACS)Bass Manor - Great name for a gay bar (ACS)The Dead C - Sounds like the worst name for a lesbian bar ever (ACS)Wood Bar - Good name for a gay bar (ACS)Ghost Load - Ride at Calico Ghost Town (ADS)Nasacort - Country club for Jewish folks where they play tennis at (ADS)L.A. HOTT (1) - An 80's bar with an outdoor door seating area (ACS)Fairy Wings - Good name for a bar on the west side (ACS)Second Hand/First World - Store that sells rich whitey’s high end stuff (ACS)The Lance Hunter - Perfect name for a gay bar (Dumb People Town)Pervert Park - Theo Vaughn grew up there (ACS)Big Sur - Great name for a big and tall shop (Show?)Studio Centric - Sounds like a Utopia. Between Valley Village and Sherman Oaks (AOTH)Asstard - Thor came from that planet (ACS)Grand Entrance - Great name for a gay bar (AOTH)Thermopolis - Where the Bun Boy is (ACS)The Turkish Embassy - Gay bar (ACS)Low Tide - Gay code for boner in the rear view mirror (ACS)Corumption - On the way to Vegas, where Heidi Fleiss lives with her macaws (ACS)C.C. Fichens - Sounds like a pretzel stand (Gina) (ACS)Timpani Barn - where to get timpani to go, has three big Mexicans in the kitchen (ACS)Heroin (2)(Pronounced Ehr-o-win by JCVD) The health food store in Venice (ACS)Pocket Passers - Next to Mister Fister’s (Gina) (ACS)MiscellaneousCleaning The Pink Turtle - Bryan's name for pleasuring oneself (ACS)Analingus - A new type of breath mint (LL)The Milk Of Arthritic Goats - A rabbi's curse: "May you suckle at the teet of the milk of arthritic goat!!!" (ACS)Carbon Dating - A black dating website (ACS)RU486 - Vanity plate for a guy who runs an abortion clinic (ADS)Jet Green - Amsterdam's Airlines (ACS)Stromer, Oldhafer and Carolla - World's worst law firm (AOTH)Ira Carolla - Sounds like an affliction "Oh my Ira Carolla's acting up" (ACS)Sawjay - Sounds French...gay word for sausage. "I was strokin' this dude’s sawjay" (ACS)Smokeless Cigarette - Name for Dr. Drew's honker after his prostate surgery (ADS)El Niño - Name of "Sinn" strip club DJ's cock (ACS)Blue Man - Crazy hairdresser's macaw who doesn't judge (PM)Lucia - An Italian moped (ACS)American Jewish World Service - A van that's begging to be shot at (ACS)E-aye? - Canadian version of EBay (ACS)Sweatpants Lesbian - What Adam would be. An in-between lesbian. Not a lipstick lesbian, not a butch dyke (ACS)SuckStrong - Bill Clinton's bracelet (ACS)Gaybus - Gay and bogus (ACS)Flappy Bird - The most offensive name for the vagina (ACS)G8 (Summit) - The Pontiac that Oprah gave away on her show (ACS)Oracle A The Delphi - Big new startup company (ADS)Crewkakke - A type of sweater (ACS)The Flying Dutchman - Great name for an Amsterdam airlines (ACS)Cleaning My Chain - Euphemism for beating off (ACS)Awesome Town - A gathering of three or more polar bears (ACS)Avocado - The Greek word for nut sack (ACS)Doucherette - A gum/patch that douchebags chew/use (ACS)Urban Milling -Black guys standing around (AOTH)Synesthesia - When you eat your own hair (ACS)Tuck Rule - When a guy pretends he's a chick and stands in front of the mirror (ACS)My #2 Pencil Is Out Of Lead - Another term for erectile dysfunction (ACS)Float A Bond - When a politician farts (RD)Vaginismus - black people's holiday, accompanied with a lot of ceremonial garb (ADS)Vaseline and Gauze - Elizabeth Taylor's new scent (ACS)Jewber - A drunk on a 10-speed (ACS)Chickpea - What Gina does when we camp (ACS)Oscar Squad (2) - Bad gay code (ACS)Airbus - Worst name for an aircraft. Sounds like “air donkey” (AOTH)Shailene Woodley - Sounds like the most fantastical verb/adverb combo. “I want to Shailene Woodley through a field of poppies with you” (Gina) (Twitter)Asshole Rider (2) - Worst piece of exercise equipment Vinnie’s ever endorsed (ACS)Diario La Prensa - Stealer of the jersey in Spanish (ACS)The Sicilian Fly Swatter - Sounds like a WWF move (Gina) (ACS)Jellyfish - Sounds like something your grandpa would buy for you at the mall (ACS)Fruit Fly - More politically correct term for fag hag (Show?)Jewgling - When a Jew "Googles" their symptoms (ACS)Tavares - David Wild's boner medicine (ACS)Jew -Over - A mulligan from a barmitzva. "Uh, I misread that...can I get a Jew-over?" (ACS)Ossified - That's a Don King word, there (ACS)Zero for Cecil - Worst charity ever (Bald Bryan) (ACS)A++ - A bra that Gina will never see (ACS)Joycelyn - A good name for Curly from the Three Stooges to say (ACS)Phallisee - Latin for "to see the penis" (ADS)Coffee Nap - Euphemism for pooping in your pants (ACS)USS Monitor - Doesn't sound like a ship of war, sounds like a night nurse (ACS)Dotard - A skirt a man wears (ACS)Wilding- Something derogatory that takes place in public pools in certain counties (ACS)Caveat - Latin for shitting on Adam's point (ADS)Festiva - Sounds like a boner medicine (ACS)Depeche Mode - French for “who dealt it?” (ADS)Beefy Clutch – The purse Gina thought Lady Gaga took to the Emmy’s (ACS)Sig Sauer - Something you would yell at Oktoberfest before downing a stiff stein of stout (ACS)Jeans day – Sounds like the special day for your special need son Gene, to raise money (ACS)Wilding - What takes place in public pools in certain counties (GS)4F - Can’t/won’t be eligible for the draft (ACS)Groupie - a kind of fish (ACS)The African chick - Horrible name for a boat (ACS)Inclusion rider - Snowboard for retarded kids (ACS)The Urethra - Bad name for a car (ACS)Mercury retrograde - when you take your index finger and shove it under your sack before you blow, and you belch it up later (ACS)UEFA - Transsexuals playing soccer with a balled up maxi pad (GS)Missed Connections- The worst airline ever (ACS)Carollo - Sounds like a Tool you’d use rarely (ACS)Brembo - that Mexican food company that makes that bread (Matt) (ACS)Futon - Chinese for bear trap (ACS)Food/DrinksDeer Bits - A venison cereal. Made of frosted deer flakes (Show?)Coco Chanel - Nestlé’s newest coffee flavor (ACS)Honey Dicks - Best cereal name ever (ACS)Dawson's Beard - A pudding flavor Ace saw at Whole Foods (ACS)Mighty Mutts - Worst breakfast cereal ever (ADS)Chillax - A cinnamon based drink from "Hector's" country (ACS)Black Dick - An English desert (ACS)Tardy Digression - Sounds like a finger food..."would you like another tardy digression?" "No, I'm saving room for the main meal" (IFYWABC)Double Bird Strike - Mixed drink created by Ace and Teresa. Made with Grey Goose, Wild Turkey, a splash of Canadian Club, and a splash of Hudson River water (ACS)GAYtorade - A sports drink for gay people, because they lose essential body fluids (ACS)University of Illinois At Urbana Champaign - Sounds like a carbonated drink for black people (ACS)Flinch Fuck - Part of a nutritious breakfast, and a healthy relationship (ADS)Phantom Punch - Something Bill Cosby gave his lady friends (ACS)Pansy Sauce - Goes good with some shrimp (ADS)Tilted Pillar - Kick ass IPA (AOTH)Shaver - A good name for a miniature pastrami sandwich (Cousin Sal Show)GPA - Something they add to children's cereal (ACS)Stellwell's - A new low fat snack cracker (ACS)Conchata Ferrell - A great cheese/unwanted cat (ACS)Poopwell's - One of the worst snacks Nabisco has ever put their name on (ACS)Belldini – Latest Taco Bell offering (ACS)Fuzzy Zoeller – Zima with a jigger of peach schnapps (ACS)Millennial Malaise - A sweet honey dipping sauce (ADS)Jelani Cobb - Sounds like an Indian dish (Gina) (ACS)Air Doodle - The very worst Super Bowl snack on the planet (ACS)Faygala - Jewish sports drink (ACS)Stroke Cane - Sounds like some sugary treat, mixed with a reach around (ACS)The Silence Breakers (2) - good name for a mint (ACS)Lesbian Squirt - Sponsor of the Dinah Shore Classic (ACS)Preemptive gay strike - Worst video game ever (ADS)TV Shows/MoviesCunt du' Jour - A great Bond villain name (ACS)Coffee and Donuts - (Charlie Coffee III and Johnny Donetti) Johnny's a tough street wise cop whose jive talking and plays by his own rules and Charlie's super uptight (LL)Pedoph Isle (aka) Pedophile Island - All pedophiles are sent to live on an isolated island, and a 747 full of Boy Scouts crash lands there and they have to fight to survive (Also a place) (ACS)Anus and Eyeball - Buddy cop TV show duo (ACS)Pussy Pioneer - John Candy's last movie (ACS)Red Velvet - Made up movie character Clown played by Paul Giamatti. "Was secret service, and someone died on his watch. Now he's takin to clownin'." Wears a red velvet clown outfit. (ACS)Destination Of The Semen - (Adam Ray) A movie Harrison Ford passed on twice (ACS)Gay Eye - Movie where Adam plays Buddy McKlan, a racist homophobic mechanic who is blinded in a freak hot transmission fluid accident. He gets the donor eyes from a gay guy who perished on a moped accident in Antigua. Co-starring Larry the Cable Guy as his best friend. (Co-written by Bryan Cranston) (ACS)Grinders - Sitcom where Jon Gruden moves in with Johnny Manziel (ACS)Squishy Red River - Movie that started John Wayne (Show?)Gusset And Cable - Perfect Cop buddy duo team (AOTH)Just One Of The Gays - Stars Shia LaBeouf (ACS)Hard Impact - Sounds like a Van Damme movie from the 90's (ACS)Hammer Pants And Ice - Worst cop detective duo from the 80's (ACS)Living With The Kilowatts - Adam's new animated series where they just leave toaster ovens on all day (ACS)Keep Calm And Rape A Lot - Worst Monty Python film ever (ACS)Medical Mishaps - New show Dave Coulier and Tawny Kitaen could host (ACS)Roaming With Bison - Another great Bill Murray movie (ACS)Gainesville Florida Financial Planner - Sounds like a Saturday Night Live skit (ACS)Blame the Bee Gees - Adam's next documentary (ACS)Adam Knees Your Dad In The Nuts - Adam's new game show (ACS)Navigeddon - Terrorists take over all of the GPS systems of cars, and send them careening into the Grand Canyon (ACS)Rings Of Honor - Terrorists take over Olympic training facility in Colorado Springs, and the athletes have to use their individual skills to escape. (Cameo by Randy Couture as the salty old coach) (ACS)Endless Time/Ample Time For Backup - Adam's new Netflix series (ACS)Tarred n' Feathered - Buddy flick starring a retarded guy and an Indian chief (Show?)Mr. Will Doo And Can Doo - PSA Motivational cartoon bathroom characters Will Doo (Played by Will Arnette) and Can Doo is shaped like a toilet. Filmed in kitschy Clutch Cargo style animation (ADS)Robot Lawyer - Great Phil Hartman bit (ACS)Umpire News Network - Adam's channel with umpires reporting. Unbiased reporting (ACS)Sofa Tard - New CW show coming soon (Matt) (AOTH)Junior Fantasy Island - Show where kids of reckless parents are shipped off to live with Bill Cosby and Felicia Rashad (ADS)2 And A Half Denali's - Hasn't been same since Sheen left (ACS)So Kanye - Sitcom from the 90's (ACS)Ridicuopothy - Sounds like a Mike Judge movie (ADS)Master Buck - One of John Candy's most controversial movies (ACS)LA HOTT (1) - An 80’s bar with an outdoor door seating area (ACS)Mother Hitler - Coming to TNT. Starring Patrick Swayze's bother, Don (ACS)Sink and Bounce - Movie about roller boogie from the 80's, starred Lil' Bow Wow (ACS)The Debs - A made up CW network show where you just put all the hot chicks in Hollywood (ACS)The Origin Story Of AIDS - Worst Marvel movie ever (Bryan)(ACS)Everybody Hates Vinnie - Horrible sitcom (ACS)Chick Clan - Good movie title (ACS)Condo in Redondo - Best movie I ever did (ADS)Red Lobsteria - New show Dr. Drew was talking about where African Americans form their own country (ACS)Earthquake rehab - Reality show Dr. drew seismic expert and a civil engineer come together (Rainn Wilson) (ACS)Rooster Jones - Great John Wayne movie. Super Fly meets True Grit (ACS)Ernest Bigot goes to..... (ACS)Nickels On The Job - First and only Jewish gum shoe on the job. ABC, Friday nights, 10:00 p.m. (ADS)Solicitor General - Great Danny Kaye movie (RD)Disjointed - Lorena Bobbitt biopic (ADS)Habib and Company - Horrible children's show (MS)Bobby's Room - Howie Mandel animated project from the 90's (ACS)Page/Savage - Great cop duo show from the ‘80’s (Adam Ray) (ACS)Paper Asshole - Great Tatum O’Neal film (ACS)L.A. HOTT (2) - Failed Steven Bochco series pilot (ACS)Pieces Of String Too Small To Use - Lena Dunham film from the late 90’s (ACS)Oscar Squad - New Marvel Movie (Gina) (ACS)Cortron/Melamine - Transformers (Gina) (ACS)Anoscope - Worst way to see a movie (ADS)Practical Rapist - New SNL character (Gina) (ACS)Superfoot - Worst Marvel movie ever (Bryan) (ACS)Celebrity Food Chain - Would be a great show (Jeff Cesario) (ACS)Backsack and Anus - Worst cop duo ever (RS)Korean moyle - ABC’s next sitcom (Jeff) ACSNanny Huntin ‘with Ted Nugent - Great reality show I’d watch (ACS)Progressive pope - New sitcom (Gina) ACSNick Mancuso: Construction Fluffer - New TV Show (AONT)Rush Blitzer - Adam’s character from his movie, “Snapper” (BSR)Books/Coffee Table BooksDade County Black Prom, 1985 (ACS)Here Are The Pajamas We Picture You In (ACS)Three Shitty Homes, One Washing Machine, Zero Dryers - Title of Adam's new book (Ray) (AOTH)Chapstick And Batteries - Title of Adam's next bestselling book (ACS)Who The Fuck Put Their Sombrero on My Keys? – Title of Adam’s next book (ACS)Cunt With A Grunt - Adam's favorite Dr. Seuss book (PM)You'll Never See A Cockroach Jog (PM)Kemo Skinny Calves - Adam's new children's book (ADS)You're Dyslexic And I'm Dumb - Adam and John Popper's collaborative next book (ACS)I Get It If You’re GWAR - Adam's next book (ACS)Bulk Magazine - Costco magazine that Jimmy Kimmell graced the cover of twice (ACS)Do You Have To Take Your Top Off To Dye Your Pubes, Drew? (LL)Glamping With Moriah - Adam's new book (ACS)From The Mouths of Babes (Hot Chicks Not Babies) (ACS)(The) Sweet Spot - Adam's next book (Bryan) (ACS)I Thought Things Would Be Better When I Was Rich (ACS)Radio Station Kitchen (ACS)Post-it Notes In Radio Station Kitchens (ACS)Comedy Club Green Rooms And The Sofas That Were Not Made For Them (ACS)Jethro, the Mexican Jew - A great children's book (Gina) (ACS)Professor and the Construction Worker -The worst children's book ever (ACS)Willie and the Weed - Good name for a children's book (ACS)What Black People Think White People Complain About (ACS)Everyone Eventually Becomes The Man (ACS)Recipe for Misery (1) - Name Of Adam’s next book (ACS)In Defense Of Black Face - Adam’s next book (ACS)Hurry Up And Make Sense (2) - Biography title of the Talking Heads (ACS)Native American NamesChief Thunderbear (LL)Dances With Cocks (ACS)Dances With Lipstick (ACS)Ol' Urethra Windows (ACS)Oxnard - Indian name meaning the balls of a bull (ACS)V/P NamesAbsorbent Rag - Good name for T's V (ACS)Hurt Locker - Another name for T's V (ACS)Judge's Mansion - Another name for T's GCmarket.com - Another name for T's V (ACS)City of Industry - Another name for T's V (ACS)Dutch Mook - Another name for T's V (ACS)s VNo Safe Spaces - Great name for T's V (ACS)Hobo Stove - Another name for A's V (ACS)Sausage Grinder - Another name for A's V (ACS)Dixville Notch - Another name for G's V (ACS)Snake River Canyon - Another name for G's V (ACS)Dakota Access Pipeline - Another name for G's V (ACS)The Holidome - Another name for G’s V (ACS)Discovery Bay - Great name for G's V (ACS)B.O. Box - Great name for G's V (ACS)Sea bag - Good name for G's V (ACS)El Portal - Great name for G's V (ACS)Harry Belafonte - Adam's name for his junk, if he were a woman (Show?)Top Gear - Another name for Adam’s junk (ACS)El Gordo/King Taco - Good name for G’s V (ACS)Submitted June 02, 2018 at 02:21PM by Texas1971 https://www.reddit.com/AdamCarolla/comments/8o2hxt/carollaisms\\\\\\_june/?utm\\\\\\_source=iftttvia /AdamCarollaSubmitted June 02, 2018 at 02:48PM by peterboykin https://www.reddit.com/MagaFirstNews/comments/8o2oh9/carollaisms\\\\\_june/?utm\\\\\_source=iftttvia /MagaFirstNewsSubmitted June 02, 2018 at 05:23PM by peterboykin https://www.reddit.com/MagaFirstNews/comments/8o3pnj/carollaisms\\\\_june/?utm\\\\_source=iftttvia /MagaFirstNewsSubmitted June 02, 2018 at 07:18PM by peterboykin https://www.reddit.com/MagaFirstNews/comments/8o4g7v/carollaisms\\\_june/?utm\\\_source=iftttvia /MagaFirstNewsSubmitted June 02, 2018 at 08:13PM by peterboykin https://www.reddit.com/MagaFirstNews/comments/8o4scx/carollaisms\\_june/?utm\\_source=iftttvia /MagaFirstNews
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Carollaisms J(une)
Carollaisms J(une)Carollaisms J(une)Carollaisms J(une)Carollaisms J(une)Carollaisms (June)Band Names/Rap StarsMitt Romney and the One Percenters (ACS)ManAyz - Rap star (LL)D'Bagz - Rap star (LL)Maxi Pad - An all-girl band that knows how to rock (LL)Dick Tingle - One of the best blues men in the business (Show?)Lynette and the Lackeys (ACS)Straw Hat and the Bowties - Jerry Springer's dixieland band who plays at the Knott's Berry Farm Good Time Theater (ACS)Gut Fluffer (ACS)Johnny Beaumont and The Legionnaires - All wear matching powder blue tuxedoes (ACS)Automatic Vaginismus – Great band name (LL)Dissuade/D’ Suede - Rappeproducer of Kanye/one of Kim's ex beaus (ACS)Starchy Deuce - Band that should be produced by D' Suede (ACS)Narthex - (ACS)Epileptic Declawed Hamster - That is a helluva punk band right there (ACS)Loretta Lynch - Country singer who sang "Stand By Your Man" (ACS)The Areolas - Covered an Eagles song in the ‘90s (ACS)Fleece and Flannel - One of the best lesbian acoustic duos you will ever see (ACS)3 Chainz - Rap star (ACS)Blues Squatter - Adam's dad’s band name (ACS)Tampon Kayak - One of Seattle's greatest, but least heard of indie bands (ACS)Jizz Grenade (LL)Dryer Fire - Hot indie band name (ACS)Iranian Revolutionary Guard - Prince's backup band (ACS)Rape Kit - Name of Adam's band from high school (ACS)Nog Bong - A band Adam was in in high school (ACS)Bum Blazer – Adam’s band in high school (ACS)White Trash Kimchi - Another good band name (Bald Bryan) (ACS)White Noise - Adam's rap name (ADS)Promethazine - Lil Wayne's sister (ADS)Light Rail - Great Rap name (ADS)Danny In The Joint - Good indie band name (ACS)Anal Cleft - One of the worst reggae singers to leave Jamaica (ACS)Anal Cleft and the Taints - Great reggae group (ACS)MEL-ROL - One of The Spice Girls (AOTH)D'bris - Great Rap name (ACS)Cisgender - A militant female rapper....for the ladies (ACS)Krav Maga (1) - Country singing Jew (ACS)Lynette and Paulette - Sounds like a singing duo from the 60's (RD)Nuts In The Sink - Name of Ray’s new band (Ray) (AOTH)SubDude - Pete Holmes' rap name (ACS)Ray And The Enemas - Blues singer and his backup band (ADS)Yakov Crutchfield - He has a show in Branson (ADS)Mac 18 - Adam’s favorite rapper (RD)Tremble Lean – Adam’s rap name (ACBSL)Sticker Back – Worst band out of Canada ever (ACS)Pennywise and Pound Foolish - A band from the ‘90's (RD)Strawberry Shortcake's Neti Pot - Great band name (Twitter)Puffy Elon Musk - Worst rapper ever (ACS)Pantera Club at Laguna Seca (Twitter)Savage Body Attack - New wave romantic band Ace was in when he was 19 (FBL)Jumping Jazzy Jews - Jeff Goldblum's jazz band (ACS)Snore Cherry - Great band name (ACS)Pat Benatard - Pat Benatar cover band (ACS)Rancid Nuts - Good band name (ACS)Gary And The Knotholes - Good band name (AOTH)Tampon Canoe - Good indie band (ACS)One Erection - A good boy band (ACS)Flushin' Dew - A good country duo (ACS)Armo Jeweler - Great band name (RD)Radon - (Lynette thinks) there a Whitesnake cover-band (ACS)The Taste Of Ace - Great band name (ACS)King Grape and the Raisinettes (GS)Concord Grape and the Raisinettes (GS)Gary Taco - Love that band (ACS)The Silence Breakers (2) - Good punk band (Gina) (ACS)Daddy’s Got A Dually – Good country song (ACS)Dip Curtain - Good indie band (ACS)Crystal Lobbyists - Sounds like a great techno band (ACS)Narcissistic Monk -Great indie band (GS)Sporty Prius - Worst of the Spice Girls (ACS)Laden and Bravado - 70s duo who opened for Seals n Crofts (ACS)The Bouncers - great band name (ACS)Hurry up and make sense (1) - a good talking heads album (ACS)Appropriate Sombrero - Maxapada’s next band name (Bryan) (ACS)Flirtatious Contrail - great rap name (GS)Jack Johnson - Guy from The White Stripes aka The Black Stripes (ACS)Song TitlesMeatless Mondays - Horrible Bangles song (Show?)Measles and Commuter Trains - Worst Christmas song ever (ACS)White Guys Be Ownin' Everything - Adam's next hit (ACS)Blood On The Grout - John Cougar Mellencamp song (ACS)No Blood In The Peckeroo - Good John Cougar song (ACS)Mellen's Gold - A three disc box set of nothing but John Cougar Mellencamp hits (ACS)Freaks, Retards and Jews - Not a Cher song (ACS)Pedophile Cops - Good Cheap Trick song (ACS)Pig Anus Soup - Favorite Rolling Stones album (Bryan) (ACS)That Dog Don’t Mess With Olga and Natalia Don’t Spit No Mo’ - Sounds like a Mississippi Delta blues song (Bryan) (ACS)Goggles Are For Pussies - Trace Adkins' number one hit (ACAFBSL)Whistle While You Masturbate - The lost Disney song aka "Whistle While You Jerk" (ACS)12 Pack & Dick's Hard - Name of Adam's new album (Gina) (ACS)Blood and Soil - A good Smithereens song (ACS)Pina Colada in Amsterdam - Worst Jimmy Buffet song ever (ACS)Tough Times In The City - Great Nick Gilder song (ACS)I've Got A Hamster In My Scrotum And He's Looking For His Keys - That's a good country song (ACS)Gay Hitler -Great Elvis Costello song (ACS)Tard On The Tool Shed - Good Mellenamp song (AOTH)Condo in Redondo - Sublime song (ADS)Animoji - Band that sung "Obsession" (ACS)People Who Have Lost People - Worst Barbara Streisand song ever (ACS)Tilted Heart - Great Tammy Wynette song (ADS)Yoga wood - Great Beatles song (ACS)Anal cleft - Song from the Sound of Music (ACS)Morgue Mode - Sounds like a guy from Iceland who is a DJ (ACS)I’ve got a Saturday and two friends - great country song (Gina) (ACS)Recipe for Misery (2) - Title of the next Guns N Roses album (ACS)Circling Back To Baldwin - Good name for a country song (ACS)Keistered in Winnipeg - (Bald’s) favorite Willie Nelson song (ACS)Football Players/Athletes/Teams:Legs Akimbo - Wide Receiver (ACS)Feral Katz - Nose Tackle (ACS)L' Brarian Booker - Wide Receiver (ACS)Oscar Buzz - Linebacker (ACS)DeVigorous Lover - Wide Receiver (ACS)Nadir Zenith - Placekicker (ACS)DeGluten Free - Offensive Lineman (ACS)Tangy Mango - Fullback (ACS)N'Farious Plan - (position?) (ACS)Modular Holmes - (position?) (ACS)Fortuitous Bounce - Safety (ACS)Operatin' Thetan - (ACS) Quarterback for the Washington Redskins (ACS)Minority Banks - HOF OLB who died tragically in a car wreck shortly after his HOF induction, a natural athlete, he played option QB in college along with being a stand out member of the track team, and in high school he was captain of the basketball team. Survived by his twin brother Majority Banks, who also played in the league, and daughter Recuser Banks who many believe was the best athlete in the family (ACS)Coach Platitude - "Take a knee son...helmet's not a chair" (ACS)Glendora Bevmo - Mother of DeVigorous Lover and L' Brarian Booker (different fathers, of course) (ACS)Marshall Law - (Allison) (ACS)Orlando Ceeworld - (position?) (ACS)Du Vatine - (position?) (Show?)Raja Slate - Super fast wide-out out of Marshall via LSU (AOTH)Moe Greene - Great corner for the Washington Redskins in the 80’s (ACS)Bronx Defenders - Sounds like a AAA hockey team (RD)Medical Error - Slipped in the draft due to a video being released just prior (ACS)Homeo Stasis (position?) (ACS)Capybara - The greatest name for a major league skipper (ACS)Ejaxico Johnson (position?) (ACS)Radiant Barrier vs. Attic Fan - The worst WWE matchup ever to grace the stage (AOTH)Bamboo Brick - one of the greatest mixed martial artists on the planet (AOTH)Dexter Methorphan - He did not participate in the combines, but his coaches say he can run a 4.3 (Twitter)Bob Jacuzzi - Great point guard for the Celtics aka "THE COOZE" (ACS)Shame Negation - Picked to leave Clemson early and go very early in the draft this year. (ADS)Entertainment Crackers - Another name for the Washington Generals ACSHardibacker - Good name for an inside backer (ACS)Osmosis - Black dude. Forward for the Knicks who might or might not have been traded (ADS)Onus Wilson - NFL draftee (ACS)World Be Mine - Adam’s new basketball name (ACS)Porn Star Names/Terms/Gay Code:Spoodini - (LL)Rocky Stucco - (AOTH)No Can Doo - Backdoor anal queen of China (ACS)Kristallnacht - Worst porn star name in the business (ACS)Madison Avenue (I am Rappaport Podcast)Hero Du Jour (I am Rappaport Podcast)Kindle Fire (ACS)Jackson Hole - Gay porn actor (ACS)Col. Duke Lacrosse - Adam's porn name (LL)Duke Circumference - Adam's gay porn name (ACS)Rich Data - Gay porn actor (Show?)Tom Foolery - Gay porn actor (Show?)Honey Dijon - Great porn star name (Show?)Aids Machete - One of Adam's gay porn names. "Very short stint, I only did 2 weeks with that name, so it was like 41 movies." (ACS)Bryce Canyon - Great gay porn name (ACS)The Italian Coastguard - A gay move. "Let me just start with basic anal, then I'll slide into the Italian Coast Guard." (ACS)Tetanus Gym - Good gay porn name "Who you working with?" "Tetanus Gym." "Oh boy, make sure you're on top" (ACS)Shared A Back Fence - gay slang (ACS)Mea Culpa - Adam's porn name (ACS)Hand Twins - Gay code (ACS)Backscatter - Porn technology (PM)Cajun Tree Climber - Gay code (AOTH)Snow Blower- Gay code (AOTH)Stump Grinder - Gay code (AOTH)Tumbler And Coaster - Adam's gay slang replacement for "top and bottom" (PM)Go For A Bike Ride - Gay code (ACS)Artie Fartie - Adam's porn name from the 80's (ACS)Road Island Ray - Ray's porn name (AOTH)38KKK -A type of porn that comes out of Kentucky (ACS)Tech Screw - A dirty website for geeks (ACS)Bearvalanche - Worst gay move ever (ACS)Wacked Off Pieces Of Cactus - Gay code for gay rough trade (ACS)Brad Nail - Good gay porn name (ADS)Lightning Rod - Good gay porn name for Milo Yiannopplous (ADS)Milk Barn - Another name for Adam's bathroom sink (ACS)Meat Thievery - That's just good gay code (ACS)Hairy Shin - Adam's gay porn name (ACS)Asian Persuasion - Sounds like a good name for a porn series Asian persuasion 16 (ACS)Cock Holster - Good movie series, cock holster 14 (ACS)Celebrity Du Jour - Great porn name (ACS)Europol - Another great porn name (ACS)Roy Wood - Adam's gay porn name (ACS)Tank slapper - Gay slang (Gina) (ACS)Porch Pirate - Gay term (ACS)Mad Chuck - The world's worst name for a gay porn star (AOTH)Sweat lodge - Gay code (ACS)The L.A. Underground - Sounds like a gay bar (M&J)Skin and grin - Gay slang (ACS)Rear Admiral - The name of one of the best bars on west side (ACS)Loaded for bear - Now a gay term (GS)Fruit Of The Year - A porn Dave (Dameshek) starred in (ACS)The Lebanese Comedian - Ace's favorite sex position (ACS)Cockout - When a gay guy doesn't try very hard (ACS)Margana Wood - Porn name (ACS)Hugh Bris - Porn star (RD)Matte Clear - Fondalier’s gay porn name (AOTH)Palatial Estates – A good 80’s fake tittie porn name (AOTH)Cokie Roberts - Great porn name (ACS)Armenian Christmas - An unspeakable sexual act in prison. "Johnny ratted out the white supremacists to the warden, so they gave him an Armenian Christmas" (Show?)Ride The Pine - Gay slang (ADS)Meet Gaze - Gay slang (ACS)Asshole Rider - Gay slang (ACS)Cash Widedick - Ace's porn name if you can call an apple a honey crisp. (ACS)Shanda Lear - Great stripper name (Gina) (ACS)Fiery Cherry - Good porn name (ACS)Jerk the wheel - Code for masturbation (ACS)Giddyup Titties - Gina’s porn name (Gina) (ACS)French astronaut - Great gay slang (ACS)Mr Bandera - gay code (ACS)Beefmato/Clamato - sounds like names of venerial diseases (ACS)Spanner - Australian gay code (ACS)Rocky tenure - Adam’s gay porn name (ACS)The End Game - One of Stormy Daniels movie titles (RD)Room for cream - Great porno title (Gina) (ACS)Pedialyte shower - Worst sexual act ever (Sklar) (ACS)Foot Zunki - Add-on to the Pedialyte shower (ACS)Self rimming sink - gay slang (AOTH)Harvey Mudd - gay bar drink where vermouth and bartender shit is mixed in a goblet (ACS)Barney’s Beanery - ultimate name for a gay bar (ACS)Parallel park both ways - euphemism for being bi (GS)The Big Three - Gerago’s junk (RD)73 - When a fat guy tries to 69 with a chubby prostitute he met at a ham radio convention(ACS)Backlog - Stormy Daniels movie title (Bryan)(ACS)Miscellaneous PeopleTrajectory Hagar - High school kid "heading down the wrong path" in life (ACS)Slick Mouth - Adam's prison name (ACS)Rich Carless - Cool homeless guy name (ACS)Keyless Chuck - Best homeless guy name (ACS)Nasal Ranger - Worst superhero name ever (Gina) (ACS)Krav Maga (2) - Good name for a sheriff (ADS)Hubcap Annie - Horror that hangs out with Keyless Chuck (ACS)Becky Honkington (Allison) (ACS)Monica Chugscock - (Pronounced "Shuggscawk") (ADS)Tyvek DuPont - Best rich guy’s name (AOTH)Mattress - A Model/actress (ACS)Hofmeister Kink - Nazi war criminal who's been in hiding in Brazil for the past 61 years. aka Jake Johnson (ACS)Serpiginous - The world's wimpiest swordsman. Sir Piginous of Wussville (LL)Chick Fil a - Great play-by-play guy for the Warriors from the 70’s (Show?)Peri Menopausal - Best P.I. working the Chicago beat (LL)Whiskey Dick - The neighborhood pedophile in the clown outfit (ACS)Surge - Guy that drives for ÜBER (ACS)Babbling Brook - Great name for a female cattle auctioneer (PM)Terra Firma - Name of the "woman of color" that heckled Adam at a Ventura live show and was removed by force (The Ranker Podcast)Octomom - Great Batman villain (Bryan) (ACS)Larry The Cabinet Guy - Failed Israeli comic…"Don't get 'er done!" (ACS)Rod Blagojevich - Joe Francis' slimy brother who sells above ground pools out of a primered van (ACS)Cockchug Man - The gay superhero in The Village People that wears just all leather (ACS)MEL-ROL- She's one of The Spice Girls (AOTH)Hand Farts - A new comedian Adam had never heard of (ACS)Juan Jeremy - The greatest international film star ever (ACS)Bitchathane Jackson - Good name for a "sista" (ACS)Tobar - Perfect caveman name (ACS)Vroman - A fast moving Roman (ACS)Korn Syrup and Fructose - Women of color who work at the strip club with Jade (stage 4) (ACS)Fred Meyer - Lucy's neighbor (ACS)Kimchi - The Asian flutist (ACS)Pacoima - The mechanic from Taxi (ACS)Dick Salt - NATO Alliance General (ACS)Dick Salt (2) - Manger of the Mariners in the early 70’s (Bryan) (ACS)Caramel And Fudge - Two more African-American prostitutes that lived in the apartment above Adam’s (ACS)Peaches - The whore that lived upstairs (ACS)F. Me Bailey - Greatest lawyer of all time (RD)Agua Caliente - Loves that guy. He does a great John Madden (ACS)Senior Penis - One the most dangerous drug lords to ever work (ADS)Shill Du'Jour - Good Bond secretary name (RD)Brexit Romero - Sounds like an International assassin (ACS)Lugansk - That gay diver who hit his head and gave the whole Canadian team AIDS (ACS)Leak O'rama - A Dutch action star, starred in “Sudden Death” (AOTH)Vaginismus - Great black guy name (ADS)Normcore - Guy that owns Westwood one (ACS)LaTolstoy - Great black guy name (ACS)Shapiro – Artist who is really good at anime. Died in the 60’s but was a real trendsetter (ACS)Chuck Spears – Good name for a racist. “Hey you workin’ with Chuck Spears over at the Klan?” (ACS)Norethindrone - DAG’s Sister (CLL)La Tuskegee - Black airline pilot (ACS)C-clamps – Nickname for Adam’s step-mom. “Ol’ C-clamps locked me out of the house again.” (ACS)Harry Nilsson - (Gary thinks) he does the voices on The Simpsons (ADS)Nutella - Great name for a crazy black woman (ACS)Sia - The perfect person to break up with. Would be perfect if she was dating Jack (hit the road Jack) (ACS)The Ball Catcher - What Adam used to call Ray's ass in junior high (ACFBSL)MOAB - Matt's new nickname (Mother of All Buttholes) (AONTH)Trip Reeb - Great name for a white guy (ACS)Merle Horn - One of the greatest best ropers to ever come down the Pecos (ACS)The Boring Machine - Lynette's name for Adam (ACS)Avocado Hand - The nickname of Eric Clapton's brother (Chet) who works at a Mexican place and is charge of the guacamole (ACS)Bagel Hand - Clapton's Jewish cousin (ACS)Fa-Sheeya (fascia) - A heavy set woman of color that works at the DMV (ACAFBSL)Ghrelin - New AM/PM mascot (ACS)Krav Maga (3) - An Israeli Captain from 1946 (ACS)Cuban Boa - Sounds like a dark skinned trannie (ACS)Gabardine - She's a very chatty woman of color middle-aged and she'll talk your ear off. (ACS)Guy Dudebro - Greatest name ever (AOTH)Otto Warmbier- Simultaneously the greatest and worst beer master brewer name ever (ACS)Leif Geragos - Greatest rocking attorney ever Viking rocker attorney (ACS)Ernest J. Bigot - "I'm just asking....I'm just wanna know...." (ACS)Panzanella - Cobra's full name (ACS)Sheet Metal Nibbler - Great name for Matt the porcelain punisher (AOTH)Big Grenadine - Sounds like a large black neighbor (ACS)Silent gym - Next to Keyless Chuck, best homeless guy name ever (ACS)Nuchilla - Sounds like a black vampire (Theo Von) (ACS)D' poleon - Black Napoleon (ACS)Luke Rockhold - Sounds like a character on The Flintstones (GS)Sissy squat - She was hot (AOTH)Beulah - The town horror (RD)Ronan Farrow - One of the best wheel men in Europe (ACS)Duke Bagg - Comedian Ian Bagg's brother (ACS)Root ball grinder - A horrible term for a bitchy wife (Ruth Ballgrinder and Harriet Mulcher) (Tim Allen) (ACS)Paul Funyun - Just a big dude who likes to have fun. Has a pink ox as a sidekick (ACS)Page/Savage - A great lawyer team (Adam Ray) (ACS)Ivar the Boneless - Ace’s dad’s nickname in high school. aka Jim the spineless (ACS)Bash Worthy - Comic strip's character name/title (ACS)Uncle Tom-bién - Mexican Uncle Tom (ACS)Alist Poon - An Indian exchange student who has cerebral palsy (ACS)Indignant Asswipes - Good name for an improv troupe (Gina) (ACS)Flora in Fauna - two black chicks that work for him (ADS)Cheap - Name of a he/she that literally went under sexual assignment surgery last month (ACS)Heroin (1)(Pronounced Ehr-o-win by JCVD) A character in Lord Of The Rings (Bryan) (ACS)Yersinia pestis - Ace did Celebrity Apprentice with that dude. He won that year (ADS)Morgue Mode - Sounds like a guy from Iceland who is a DJ (ACS)Rachel Bias - Great stripper name (ACS)Buzz Ramjet - Aviation attorney (ACS)Black Cherry - Stripper name Bryan (ACS)Saffron - Sassy black woman in Meg Whitman movie (ACS)Vibranium - a new black kid name from Black Panther (ACS)Bird Nerd - Marvel superhero (ACS)Morning Zoos/DJ's/Radio StationsGum and Condoms - (Show?)Dusty Labia - Adam's handle when he used to do AM Mornings. (ACS)Asscrack and Backsack in the morning with Sludge (LL)Crockpots and Headphones (ACS)Booger and Floor Wax (ACS)Almonds and Water (ACS)Cold Butter And Calves (ADS)Schluter And The Drain - Schluter has a thick Austrian accent , while "The Drain" has a super low voice (AOTH)Ace Rockolla - Just Google "Ace Rockolla Lightning round...." (LL)Fungus and Mold (Show?)Stupid and Petty (Show?)Eunice and Edgar - Bubba the Love Sponge's parents (ACS)Flip Flops and Fanny Packs (ACS)Hairy Shin - Does a KCRE show in the weekends (ACS)Deep Bra Grooves - Should be a Sirius XM station Channel 248, C+ and above! (ACS)Andy and Opie - Great Radio Show (ACS)QuietRock - Sounds like an easy listening rock station (AOTH)Quiet Crush - A good easy listening radio station (ACS)The Tool Box - SiriusXM took tune station aka KTOL (ACS)Ray's Enema Antics - New podcast on Carolla Digital (Bryan)(ACS)Doug Gets Blown While He Eats Pudding - Doug Benson's next podcast (ACS)Cat Packer - Used to do mornings with her brother, Fudge (ACS)Duke and Shinola - good morning show team (ACS)PlacesBoobville - (LL)Pedoph Isle aka Pedophile Island - Island where are all the pedophiles are sent to live. (Also a TV show/movie idea) (LL)Lil' Lord Fauntleroy’s Academy for Albino Hemophiliacs - Drew's childhood school (LL)Doesntexistizcan - Where presidential candidate Platitude's grandfather was from (ACS)Boga Raton - The world's worst resort spot (Show?)Meat Yard - Great name for a gay bar (ACS)Mister Fister's - Adam's all-time top name for a gay bar (ACS)Sub-Par - Worst name for a submarine sandwich shop (Show?)Queen Mary - Great name for a tranny bar (ACS)NuvaRing - A German racetrack. "The new Nissan GTR turned it in 7:21, faster than the Corvette." (Show?)Louis Pasteur Middle School (ACS)Helm’s Deep - World's first gay bar bakery (ACS)Kal Penn - One of the best sounding names to get an engineering degree from (ACS)Alaska State Motto - Love fishing but I hate your kids? Alaska! (PM)Duke University - John Wayne's college (ACS)Planned Possumhood - Planned Parenthood in Arkansas (ACS)Fruit Stand - Great name for a gay bar (ACS)Poo Poo City - Where Charles Fletcher Loomis' house is located (ACS)Blood Bank - Great name for a check cashing place in the hood (ACS)Bass Manor - Great name for a gay bar (ACS)The Dead C - Sounds like the worst name for a lesbian bar ever (ACS)Wood Bar - Good name for a gay bar (ACS)Ghost Load - Ride at Calico Ghost Town (ADS)Nasacort - Country club for Jewish folks where they play tennis at (ADS)L.A. HOTT (1) - An 80's bar with an outdoor door seating area (ACS)Fairy Wings - Good name for a bar on the west side (ACS)Second Hand/First World - Store that sells rich whitey’s high end stuff (ACS)The Lance Hunter - Perfect name for a gay bar (Dumb People Town)Pervert Park - Theo Vaughn grew up there (ACS)Big Sur - Great name for a big and tall shop (Show?)Studio Centric - Sounds like a Utopia. Between Valley Village and Sherman Oaks (AOTH)Asstard - Thor came from that planet (ACS)Grand Entrance - Great name for a gay bar (AOTH)Thermopolis - Where the Bun Boy is (ACS)The Turkish Embassy - Gay bar (ACS)Low Tide - Gay code for boner in the rear view mirror (ACS)Corumption - On the way to Vegas, where Heidi Fleiss lives with her macaws (ACS)C.C. Fichens - Sounds like a pretzel stand (Gina) (ACS)Timpani Barn - where to get timpani to go, has three big Mexicans in the kitchen (ACS)Heroin (2)(Pronounced Ehr-o-win by JCVD) The health food store in Venice (ACS)Pocket Passers - Next to Mister Fister’s (Gina) (ACS)MiscellaneousCleaning The Pink Turtle - Bryan's name for pleasuring oneself (ACS)Analingus - A new type of breath mint (LL)The Milk Of Arthritic Goats - A rabbi's curse: "May you suckle at the teet of the milk of arthritic goat!!!" (ACS)Carbon Dating - A black dating website (ACS)RU486 - Vanity plate for a guy who runs an abortion clinic (ADS)Jet Green - Amsterdam's Airlines (ACS)Stromer, Oldhafer and Carolla - World's worst law firm (AOTH)Ira Carolla - Sounds like an affliction "Oh my Ira Carolla's acting up" (ACS)Sawjay - Sounds French...gay word for sausage. "I was strokin' this dude’s sawjay" (ACS)Smokeless Cigarette - Name for Dr. Drew's honker after his prostate surgery (ADS)El Niño - Name of "Sinn" strip club DJ's cock (ACS)Blue Man - Crazy hairdresser's macaw who doesn't judge (PM)Lucia - An Italian moped (ACS)American Jewish World Service - A van that's begging to be shot at (ACS)E-aye? - Canadian version of EBay (ACS)Sweatpants Lesbian - What Adam would be. An in-between lesbian. Not a lipstick lesbian, not a butch dyke (ACS)SuckStrong - Bill Clinton's bracelet (ACS)Gaybus - Gay and bogus (ACS)Flappy Bird - The most offensive name for the vagina (ACS)G8 (Summit) - The Pontiac that Oprah gave away on her show (ACS)Oracle A The Delphi - Big new startup company (ADS)Crewkakke - A type of sweater (ACS)The Flying Dutchman - Great name for an Amsterdam airlines (ACS)Cleaning My Chain - Euphemism for beating off (ACS)Awesome Town - A gathering of three or more polar bears (ACS)Avocado - The Greek word for nut sack (ACS)Doucherette - A gum/patch that douchebags chew/use (ACS)Urban Milling -Black guys standing around (AOTH)Synesthesia - When you eat your own hair (ACS)Tuck Rule - When a guy pretends he's a chick and stands in front of the mirror (ACS)My #2 Pencil Is Out Of Lead - Another term for erectile dysfunction (ACS)Float A Bond - When a politician farts (RD)Vaginismus - black people's holiday, accompanied with a lot of ceremonial garb (ADS)Vaseline and Gauze - Elizabeth Taylor's new scent (ACS)Jewber - A drunk on a 10-speed (ACS)Chickpea - What Gina does when we camp (ACS)Oscar Squad (2) - Bad gay code (ACS)Airbus - Worst name for an aircraft. Sounds like “air donkey” (AOTH)Shailene Woodley - Sounds like the most fantastical verb/adverb combo. “I want to Shailene Woodley through a field of poppies with you” (Gina) (Twitter)Asshole Rider (2) - Worst piece of exercise equipment Vinnie’s ever endorsed (ACS)Diario La Prensa - Stealer of the jersey in Spanish (ACS)The Sicilian Fly Swatter - Sounds like a WWF move (Gina) (ACS)Jellyfish - Sounds like something your grandpa would buy for you at the mall (ACS)Fruit Fly - More politically correct term for fag hag (Show?)Jewgling - When a Jew "Googles" their symptoms (ACS)Tavares - David Wild's boner medicine (ACS)Jew -Over - A mulligan from a barmitzva. "Uh, I misread that...can I get a Jew-over?" (ACS)Ossified - That's a Don King word, there (ACS)Zero for Cecil - Worst charity ever (Bald Bryan) (ACS)A++ - A bra that Gina will never see (ACS)Joycelyn - A good name for Curly from the Three Stooges to say (ACS)Phallisee - Latin for "to see the penis" (ADS)Coffee Nap - Euphemism for pooping in your pants (ACS)USS Monitor - Doesn't sound like a ship of war, sounds like a night nurse (ACS)Dotard - A skirt a man wears (ACS)Wilding- Something derogatory that takes place in public pools in certain counties (ACS)Caveat - Latin for shitting on Adam's point (ADS)Festiva - Sounds like a boner medicine (ACS)Depeche Mode - French for “who dealt it?” (ADS)Beefy Clutch – The purse Gina thought Lady Gaga took to the Emmy’s (ACS)Sig Sauer - Something you would yell at Oktoberfest before downing a stiff stein of stout (ACS)Jeans day – Sounds like the special day for your special need son Gene, to raise money (ACS)Wilding - What takes place in public pools in certain counties (GS)4F - Can’t/won’t be eligible for the draft (ACS)Groupie - a kind of fish (ACS)The African chick - Horrible name for a boat (ACS)Inclusion rider - Snowboard for retarded kids (ACS)The Urethra - Bad name for a car (ACS)Mercury retrograde - when you take your index finger and shove it under your sack before you blow, and you belch it up later (ACS)UEFA - Transsexuals playing soccer with a balled up maxi pad (GS)Missed Connections- The worst airline ever (ACS)Carollo - Sounds like a Tool you’d use rarely (ACS)Brembo - that Mexican food company that makes that bread (Matt) (ACS)Futon - Chinese for bear trap (ACS)Food/DrinksDeer Bits - A venison cereal. Made of frosted deer flakes (Show?)Coco Chanel - Nestlé’s newest coffee flavor (ACS)Honey Dicks - Best cereal name ever (ACS)Dawson's Beard - A pudding flavor Ace saw at Whole Foods (ACS)Mighty Mutts - Worst breakfast cereal ever (ADS)Chillax - A cinnamon based drink from "Hector's" country (ACS)Black Dick - An English desert (ACS)Tardy Digression - Sounds like a finger food..."would you like another tardy digression?" "No, I'm saving room for the main meal" (IFYWABC)Double Bird Strike - Mixed drink created by Ace and Teresa. Made with Grey Goose, Wild Turkey, a splash of Canadian Club, and a splash of Hudson River water (ACS)GAYtorade - A sports drink for gay people, because they lose essential body fluids (ACS)University of Illinois At Urbana Champaign - Sounds like a carbonated drink for black people (ACS)Flinch Fuck - Part of a nutritious breakfast, and a healthy relationship (ADS)Phantom Punch - Something Bill Cosby gave his lady friends (ACS)Pansy Sauce - Goes good with some shrimp (ADS)Tilted Pillar - Kick ass IPA (AOTH)Shaver - A good name for a miniature pastrami sandwich (Cousin Sal Show)GPA - Something they add to children's cereal (ACS)Stellwell's - A new low fat snack cracker (ACS)Conchata Ferrell - A great cheese/unwanted cat (ACS)Poopwell's - One of the worst snacks Nabisco has ever put their name on (ACS)Belldini – Latest Taco Bell offering (ACS)Fuzzy Zoeller – Zima with a jigger of peach schnapps (ACS)Millennial Malaise - A sweet honey dipping sauce (ADS)Jelani Cobb - Sounds like an Indian dish (Gina) (ACS)Air Doodle - The very worst Super Bowl snack on the planet (ACS)Faygala - Jewish sports drink (ACS)Stroke Cane - Sounds like some sugary treat, mixed with a reach around (ACS)The Silence Breakers (2) - good name for a mint (ACS)Lesbian Squirt - Sponsor of the Dinah Shore Classic (ACS)Preemptive gay strike - Worst video game ever (ADS)TV Shows/MoviesCunt du' Jour - A great Bond villain name (ACS)Coffee and Donuts - (Charlie Coffee III and Johnny Donetti) Johnny's a tough street wise cop whose jive talking and plays by his own rules and Charlie's super uptight (LL)Pedoph Isle (aka) Pedophile Island - All pedophiles are sent to live on an isolated island, and a 747 full of Boy Scouts crash lands there and they have to fight to survive (Also a place) (ACS)Anus and Eyeball - Buddy cop TV show duo (ACS)Pussy Pioneer - John Candy's last movie (ACS)Red Velvet - Made up movie character Clown played by Paul Giamatti. "Was secret service, and someone died on his watch. Now he's takin to clownin'." Wears a red velvet clown outfit. (ACS)Destination Of The Semen - (Adam Ray) A movie Harrison Ford passed on twice (ACS)Gay Eye - Movie where Adam plays Buddy McKlan, a racist homophobic mechanic who is blinded in a freak hot transmission fluid accident. He gets the donor eyes from a gay guy who perished on a moped accident in Antigua. Co-starring Larry the Cable Guy as his best friend. (Co-written by Bryan Cranston) (ACS)Grinders - Sitcom where Jon Gruden moves in with Johnny Manziel (ACS)Squishy Red River - Movie that started John Wayne (Show?)Gusset And Cable - Perfect Cop buddy duo team (AOTH)Just One Of The Gays - Stars Shia LaBeouf (ACS)Hard Impact - Sounds like a Van Damme movie from the 90's (ACS)Hammer Pants And Ice - Worst cop detective duo from the 80's (ACS)Living With The Kilowatts - Adam's new animated series where they just leave toaster ovens on all day (ACS)Keep Calm And Rape A Lot - Worst Monty Python film ever (ACS)Medical Mishaps - New show Dave Coulier and Tawny Kitaen could host (ACS)Roaming With Bison - Another great Bill Murray movie (ACS)Gainesville Florida Financial Planner - Sounds like a Saturday Night Live skit (ACS)Blame the Bee Gees - Adam's next documentary (ACS)Adam Knees Your Dad In The Nuts - Adam's new game show (ACS)Navigeddon - Terrorists take over all of the GPS systems of cars, and send them careening into the Grand Canyon (ACS)Rings Of Honor - Terrorists take over Olympic training facility in Colorado Springs, and the athletes have to use their individual skills to escape. (Cameo by Randy Couture as the salty old coach) (ACS)Endless Time/Ample Time For Backup - Adam's new Netflix series (ACS)Tarred n' Feathered - Buddy flick starring a retarded guy and an Indian chief (Show?)Mr. Will Doo And Can Doo - PSA Motivational cartoon bathroom characters Will Doo (Played by Will Arnette) and Can Doo is shaped like a toilet. Filmed in kitschy Clutch Cargo style animation (ADS)Robot Lawyer - Great Phil Hartman bit (ACS)Umpire News Network - Adam's channel with umpires reporting. Unbiased reporting (ACS)Sofa Tard - New CW show coming soon (Matt) (AOTH)Junior Fantasy Island - Show where kids of reckless parents are shipped off to live with Bill Cosby and Felicia Rashad (ADS)2 And A Half Denali's - Hasn't been same since Sheen left (ACS)So Kanye - Sitcom from the 90's (ACS)Ridicuopothy - Sounds like a Mike Judge movie (ADS)Master Buck - One of John Candy's most controversial movies (ACS)LA HOTT (1) - An 80’s bar with an outdoor door seating area (ACS)Mother Hitler - Coming to TNT. Starring Patrick Swayze's bother, Don (ACS)Sink and Bounce - Movie about roller boogie from the 80's, starred Lil' Bow Wow (ACS)The Debs - A made up CW network show where you just put all the hot chicks in Hollywood (ACS)The Origin Story Of AIDS - Worst Marvel movie ever (Bryan)(ACS)Everybody Hates Vinnie - Horrible sitcom (ACS)Chick Clan - Good movie title (ACS)Condo in Redondo - Best movie I ever did (ADS)Red Lobsteria - New show Dr. Drew was talking about where African Americans form their own country (ACS)Earthquake rehab - Reality show Dr. drew seismic expert and a civil engineer come together (Rainn Wilson) (ACS)Rooster Jones - Great John Wayne movie. Super Fly meets True Grit (ACS)Ernest Bigot goes to..... (ACS)Nickels On The Job - First and only Jewish gum shoe on the job. ABC, Friday nights, 10:00 p.m. (ADS)Solicitor General - Great Danny Kaye movie (RD)Disjointed - Lorena Bobbitt biopic (ADS)Habib and Company - Horrible children's show (MS)Bobby's Room - Howie Mandel animated project from the 90's (ACS)Page/Savage - Great cop duo show from the ‘80’s (Adam Ray) (ACS)Paper Asshole - Great Tatum O’Neal film (ACS)L.A. HOTT (2) - Failed Steven Bochco series pilot (ACS)Pieces Of String Too Small To Use - Lena Dunham film from the late 90’s (ACS)Oscar Squad - New Marvel Movie (Gina) (ACS)Cortron/Melamine - Transformers (Gina) (ACS)Anoscope - Worst way to see a movie (ADS)Practical Rapist - New SNL character (Gina) (ACS)Superfoot - Worst Marvel movie ever (Bryan) (ACS)Celebrity Food Chain - Would be a great show (Jeff Cesario) (ACS)Backsack and Anus - Worst cop duo ever (RS)Korean moyle - ABC’s next sitcom (Jeff) ACSNanny Huntin ‘with Ted Nugent - Great reality show I’d watch (ACS)Progressive pope - New sitcom (Gina) ACSNick Mancuso: Construction Fluffer - New TV Show (AONT)Rush Blitzer - Adam’s character from his movie, “Snapper” (BSR)Books/Coffee Table BooksDade County Black Prom, 1985 (ACS)Here Are The Pajamas We Picture You In (ACS)Three Shitty Homes, One Washing Machine, Zero Dryers - Title of Adam's new book (Ray) (AOTH)Chapstick And Batteries - Title of Adam's next bestselling book (ACS)Who The Fuck Put Their Sombrero on My Keys? – Title of Adam’s next book (ACS)Cunt With A Grunt - Adam's favorite Dr. Seuss book (PM)You'll Never See A Cockroach Jog (PM)Kemo Skinny Calves - Adam's new children's book (ADS)You're Dyslexic And I'm Dumb - Adam and John Popper's collaborative next book (ACS)I Get It If You’re GWAR - Adam's next book (ACS)Bulk Magazine - Costco magazine that Jimmy Kimmell graced the cover of twice (ACS)Do You Have To Take Your Top Off To Dye Your Pubes, Drew? (LL)Glamping With Moriah - Adam's new book (ACS)From The Mouths of Babes (Hot Chicks Not Babies) (ACS)(The) Sweet Spot - Adam's next book (Bryan) (ACS)I Thought Things Would Be Better When I Was Rich (ACS)Radio Station Kitchen (ACS)Post-it Notes In Radio Station Kitchens (ACS)Comedy Club Green Rooms And The Sofas That Were Not Made For Them (ACS)Jethro, the Mexican Jew - A great children's book (Gina) (ACS)Professor and the Construction Worker -The worst children's book ever (ACS)Willie and the Weed - Good name for a children's book (ACS)What Black People Think White People Complain About (ACS)Everyone Eventually Becomes The Man (ACS)Recipe for Misery (1) - Name Of Adam’s next book (ACS)In Defense Of Black Face - Adam’s next book (ACS)Hurry Up And Make Sense (2) - Biography title of the Talking Heads (ACS)Native American NamesChief Thunderbear (LL)Dances With Cocks (ACS)Dances With Lipstick (ACS)Ol' Urethra Windows (ACS)Oxnard - Indian name meaning the balls of a bull (ACS)V/P NamesAbsorbent Rag - Good name for T's V (ACS)Hurt Locker - Another name for T's V (ACS)Judge's Mansion - Another name for T's GCmarket.com - Another name for T's V (ACS)City of Industry - Another name for T's V (ACS)Dutch Mook - Another name for T's V (ACS)s VNo Safe Spaces - Great name for T's V (ACS)Hobo Stove - Another name for A's V (ACS)Sausage Grinder - Another name for A's V (ACS)Dixville Notch - Another name for G's V (ACS)Snake River Canyon - Another name for G's V (ACS)Dakota Access Pipeline - Another name for G's V (ACS)The Holidome - Another name for G’s V (ACS)Discovery Bay - Great name for G's V (ACS)B.O. Box - Great name for G's V (ACS)Sea bag - Good name for G's V (ACS)El Portal - Great name for G's V (ACS)Harry Belafonte - Adam's name for his junk, if he were a woman (Show?)Top Gear - Another name for Adam’s junk (ACS)El Gordo/King Taco - Good name for G’s V (ACS)Submitted June 02, 2018 at 02:21PM by Texas1971 https://www.reddit.com/AdamCarolla/comments/8o2hxt/carollaisms\\\\\_june/?utm\\\\\_source=iftttvia /AdamCarollaSubmitted June 02, 2018 at 02:48PM by peterboykin https://www.reddit.com/MagaFirstNews/comments/8o2oh9/carollaisms\\\\_june/?utm\\\\_source=iftttvia /MagaFirstNewsSubmitted June 02, 2018 at 05:23PM by peterboykin https://www.reddit.com/MagaFirstNews/comments/8o3pnj/carollaisms\\\_june/?utm\\\_source=iftttvia /MagaFirstNewsSubmitted June 02, 2018 at 07:18PM by peterboykin https://www.reddit.com/MagaFirstNews/comments/8o4g7v/carollaisms\\_june/?utm\\_source=iftttvia /MagaFirstNews
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2018.06.03 02:13 peterboykin Carollaisms J(une)

Carollaisms J(une)
Carollaisms J(une)Carollaisms J(une)Carollaisms J(une)Carollaisms (June)Band Names/Rap StarsMitt Romney and the One Percenters (ACS)ManAyz - Rap star (LL)D'Bagz - Rap star (LL)Maxi Pad - An all-girl band that knows how to rock (LL)Dick Tingle - One of the best blues men in the business (Show?)Lynette and the Lackeys (ACS)Straw Hat and the Bowties - Jerry Springer's dixieland band who plays at the Knott's Berry Farm Good Time Theater (ACS)Gut Fluffer (ACS)Johnny Beaumont and The Legionnaires - All wear matching powder blue tuxedoes (ACS)Automatic Vaginismus – Great band name (LL)Dissuade/D’ Suede - Rappeproducer of Kanye/one of Kim's ex beaus (ACS)Starchy Deuce - Band that should be produced by D' Suede (ACS)Narthex - (ACS)Epileptic Declawed Hamster - That is a helluva punk band right there (ACS)Loretta Lynch - Country singer who sang "Stand By Your Man" (ACS)The Areolas - Covered an Eagles song in the ‘90s (ACS)Fleece and Flannel - One of the best lesbian acoustic duos you will ever see (ACS)3 Chainz - Rap star (ACS)Blues Squatter - Adam's dad’s band name (ACS)Tampon Kayak - One of Seattle's greatest, but least heard of indie bands (ACS)Jizz Grenade (LL)Dryer Fire - Hot indie band name (ACS)Iranian Revolutionary Guard - Prince's backup band (ACS)Rape Kit - Name of Adam's band from high school (ACS)Nog Bong - A band Adam was in in high school (ACS)Bum Blazer – Adam’s band in high school (ACS)White Trash Kimchi - Another good band name (Bald Bryan) (ACS)White Noise - Adam's rap name (ADS)Promethazine - Lil Wayne's sister (ADS)Light Rail - Great Rap name (ADS)Danny In The Joint - Good indie band name (ACS)Anal Cleft - One of the worst reggae singers to leave Jamaica (ACS)Anal Cleft and the Taints - Great reggae group (ACS)MEL-ROL - One of The Spice Girls (AOTH)D'bris - Great Rap name (ACS)Cisgender - A militant female rapper....for the ladies (ACS)Krav Maga (1) - Country singing Jew (ACS)Lynette and Paulette - Sounds like a singing duo from the 60's (RD)Nuts In The Sink - Name of Ray’s new band (Ray) (AOTH)SubDude - Pete Holmes' rap name (ACS)Ray And The Enemas - Blues singer and his backup band (ADS)Yakov Crutchfield - He has a show in Branson (ADS)Mac 18 - Adam’s favorite rapper (RD)Tremble Lean – Adam’s rap name (ACBSL)Sticker Back – Worst band out of Canada ever (ACS)Pennywise and Pound Foolish - A band from the ‘90's (RD)Strawberry Shortcake's Neti Pot - Great band name (Twitter)Puffy Elon Musk - Worst rapper ever (ACS)Pantera Club at Laguna Seca (Twitter)Savage Body Attack - New wave romantic band Ace was in when he was 19 (FBL)Jumping Jazzy Jews - Jeff Goldblum's jazz band (ACS)Snore Cherry - Great band name (ACS)Pat Benatard - Pat Benatar cover band (ACS)Rancid Nuts - Good band name (ACS)Gary And The Knotholes - Good band name (AOTH)Tampon Canoe - Good indie band (ACS)One Erection - A good boy band (ACS)Flushin' Dew - A good country duo (ACS)Armo Jeweler - Great band name (RD)Radon - (Lynette thinks) there a Whitesnake cover-band (ACS)The Taste Of Ace - Great band name (ACS)King Grape and the Raisinettes (GS)Concord Grape and the Raisinettes (GS)Gary Taco - Love that band (ACS)The Silence Breakers (2) - Good punk band (Gina) (ACS)Daddy’s Got A Dually – Good country song (ACS)Dip Curtain - Good indie band (ACS)Crystal Lobbyists - Sounds like a great techno band (ACS)Narcissistic Monk -Great indie band (GS)Sporty Prius - Worst of the Spice Girls (ACS)Laden and Bravado - 70s duo who opened for Seals n Crofts (ACS)The Bouncers - great band name (ACS)Hurry up and make sense (1) - a good talking heads album (ACS)Appropriate Sombrero - Maxapada’s next band name (Bryan) (ACS)Flirtatious Contrail - great rap name (GS)Jack Johnson - Guy from The White Stripes aka The Black Stripes (ACS)Song TitlesMeatless Mondays - Horrible Bangles song (Show?)Measles and Commuter Trains - Worst Christmas song ever (ACS)White Guys Be Ownin' Everything - Adam's next hit (ACS)Blood On The Grout - John Cougar Mellencamp song (ACS)No Blood In The Peckeroo - Good John Cougar song (ACS)Mellen's Gold - A three disc box set of nothing but John Cougar Mellencamp hits (ACS)Freaks, Retards and Jews - Not a Cher song (ACS)Pedophile Cops - Good Cheap Trick song (ACS)Pig Anus Soup - Favorite Rolling Stones album (Bryan) (ACS)That Dog Don’t Mess With Olga and Natalia Don’t Spit No Mo’ - Sounds like a Mississippi Delta blues song (Bryan) (ACS)Goggles Are For Pussies - Trace Adkins' number one hit (ACAFBSL)Whistle While You Masturbate - The lost Disney song aka "Whistle While You Jerk" (ACS)12 Pack & Dick's Hard - Name of Adam's new album (Gina) (ACS)Blood and Soil - A good Smithereens song (ACS)Pina Colada in Amsterdam - Worst Jimmy Buffet song ever (ACS)Tough Times In The City - Great Nick Gilder song (ACS)I've Got A Hamster In My Scrotum And He's Looking For His Keys - That's a good country song (ACS)Gay Hitler -Great Elvis Costello song (ACS)Tard On The Tool Shed - Good Mellenamp song (AOTH)Condo in Redondo - Sublime song (ADS)Animoji - Band that sung "Obsession" (ACS)People Who Have Lost People - Worst Barbara Streisand song ever (ACS)Tilted Heart - Great Tammy Wynette song (ADS)Yoga wood - Great Beatles song (ACS)Anal cleft - Song from the Sound of Music (ACS)Morgue Mode - Sounds like a guy from Iceland who is a DJ (ACS)I’ve got a Saturday and two friends - great country song (Gina) (ACS)Recipe for Misery (2) - Title of the next Guns N Roses album (ACS)Circling Back To Baldwin - Good name for a country song (ACS)Keistered in Winnipeg - (Bald’s) favorite Willie Nelson song (ACS)Football Players/Athletes/Teams:Legs Akimbo - Wide Receiver (ACS)Feral Katz - Nose Tackle (ACS)L' Brarian Booker - Wide Receiver (ACS)Oscar Buzz - Linebacker (ACS)DeVigorous Lover - Wide Receiver (ACS)Nadir Zenith - Placekicker (ACS)DeGluten Free - Offensive Lineman (ACS)Tangy Mango - Fullback (ACS)N'Farious Plan - (position?) (ACS)Modular Holmes - (position?) (ACS)Fortuitous Bounce - Safety (ACS)Operatin' Thetan - (ACS) Quarterback for the Washington Redskins (ACS)Minority Banks - HOF OLB who died tragically in a car wreck shortly after his HOF induction, a natural athlete, he played option QB in college along with being a stand out member of the track team, and in high school he was captain of the basketball team. Survived by his twin brother Majority Banks, who also played in the league, and daughter Recuser Banks who many believe was the best athlete in the family (ACS)Coach Platitude - "Take a knee son...helmet's not a chair" (ACS)Glendora Bevmo - Mother of DeVigorous Lover and L' Brarian Booker (different fathers, of course) (ACS)Marshall Law - (Allison) (ACS)Orlando Ceeworld - (position?) (ACS)Du Vatine - (position?) (Show?)Raja Slate - Super fast wide-out out of Marshall via LSU (AOTH)Moe Greene - Great corner for the Washington Redskins in the 80’s (ACS)Bronx Defenders - Sounds like a AAA hockey team (RD)Medical Error - Slipped in the draft due to a video being released just prior (ACS)Homeo Stasis (position?) (ACS)Capybara - The greatest name for a major league skipper (ACS)Ejaxico Johnson (position?) (ACS)Radiant Barrier vs. Attic Fan - The worst WWE matchup ever to grace the stage (AOTH)Bamboo Brick - one of the greatest mixed martial artists on the planet (AOTH)Dexter Methorphan - He did not participate in the combines, but his coaches say he can run a 4.3 (Twitter)Bob Jacuzzi - Great point guard for the Celtics aka "THE COOZE" (ACS)Shame Negation - Picked to leave Clemson early and go very early in the draft this year. (ADS)Entertainment Crackers - Another name for the Washington Generals ACSHardibacker - Good name for an inside backer (ACS)Osmosis - Black dude. Forward for the Knicks who might or might not have been traded (ADS)Onus Wilson - NFL draftee (ACS)World Be Mine - Adam’s new basketball name (ACS)Porn Star Names/Terms/Gay Code:Spoodini - (LL)Rocky Stucco - (AOTH)No Can Doo - Backdoor anal queen of China (ACS)Kristallnacht - Worst porn star name in the business (ACS)Madison Avenue (I am Rappaport Podcast)Hero Du Jour (I am Rappaport Podcast)Kindle Fire (ACS)Jackson Hole - Gay porn actor (ACS)Col. Duke Lacrosse - Adam's porn name (LL)Duke Circumference - Adam's gay porn name (ACS)Rich Data - Gay porn actor (Show?)Tom Foolery - Gay porn actor (Show?)Honey Dijon - Great porn star name (Show?)Aids Machete - One of Adam's gay porn names. "Very short stint, I only did 2 weeks with that name, so it was like 41 movies." (ACS)Bryce Canyon - Great gay porn name (ACS)The Italian Coastguard - A gay move. "Let me just start with basic anal, then I'll slide into the Italian Coast Guard." (ACS)Tetanus Gym - Good gay porn name "Who you working with?" "Tetanus Gym." "Oh boy, make sure you're on top" (ACS)Shared A Back Fence - gay slang (ACS)Mea Culpa - Adam's porn name (ACS)Hand Twins - Gay code (ACS)Backscatter - Porn technology (PM)Cajun Tree Climber - Gay code (AOTH)Snow Blower- Gay code (AOTH)Stump Grinder - Gay code (AOTH)Tumbler And Coaster - Adam's gay slang replacement for "top and bottom" (PM)Go For A Bike Ride - Gay code (ACS)Artie Fartie - Adam's porn name from the 80's (ACS)Road Island Ray - Ray's porn name (AOTH)38KKK -A type of porn that comes out of Kentucky (ACS)Tech Screw - A dirty website for geeks (ACS)Bearvalanche - Worst gay move ever (ACS)Wacked Off Pieces Of Cactus - Gay code for gay rough trade (ACS)Brad Nail - Good gay porn name (ADS)Lightning Rod - Good gay porn name for Milo Yiannopplous (ADS)Milk Barn - Another name for Adam's bathroom sink (ACS)Meat Thievery - That's just good gay code (ACS)Hairy Shin - Adam's gay porn name (ACS)Asian Persuasion - Sounds like a good name for a porn series Asian persuasion 16 (ACS)Cock Holster - Good movie series, cock holster 14 (ACS)Celebrity Du Jour - Great porn name (ACS)Europol - Another great porn name (ACS)Roy Wood - Adam's gay porn name (ACS)Tank slapper - Gay slang (Gina) (ACS)Porch Pirate - Gay term (ACS)Mad Chuck - The world's worst name for a gay porn star (AOTH)Sweat lodge - Gay code (ACS)The L.A. Underground - Sounds like a gay bar (M&J)Skin and grin - Gay slang (ACS)Rear Admiral - The name of one of the best bars on west side (ACS)Loaded for bear - Now a gay term (GS)Fruit Of The Year - A porn Dave (Dameshek) starred in (ACS)The Lebanese Comedian - Ace's favorite sex position (ACS)Cockout - When a gay guy doesn't try very hard (ACS)Margana Wood - Porn name (ACS)Hugh Bris - Porn star (RD)Matte Clear - Fondalier’s gay porn name (AOTH)Palatial Estates – A good 80’s fake tittie porn name (AOTH)Cokie Roberts - Great porn name (ACS)Armenian Christmas - An unspeakable sexual act in prison. "Johnny ratted out the white supremacists to the warden, so they gave him an Armenian Christmas" (Show?)Ride The Pine - Gay slang (ADS)Meet Gaze - Gay slang (ACS)Asshole Rider - Gay slang (ACS)Cash Widedick - Ace's porn name if you can call an apple a honey crisp. (ACS)Shanda Lear - Great stripper name (Gina) (ACS)Fiery Cherry - Good porn name (ACS)Jerk the wheel - Code for masturbation (ACS)Giddyup Titties - Gina’s porn name (Gina) (ACS)French astronaut - Great gay slang (ACS)Mr Bandera - gay code (ACS)Beefmato/Clamato - sounds like names of venerial diseases (ACS)Spanner - Australian gay code (ACS)Rocky tenure - Adam’s gay porn name (ACS)The End Game - One of Stormy Daniels movie titles (RD)Room for cream - Great porno title (Gina) (ACS)Pedialyte shower - Worst sexual act ever (Sklar) (ACS)Foot Zunki - Add-on to the Pedialyte shower (ACS)Self rimming sink - gay slang (AOTH)Harvey Mudd - gay bar drink where vermouth and bartender shit is mixed in a goblet (ACS)Barney’s Beanery - ultimate name for a gay bar (ACS)Parallel park both ways - euphemism for being bi (GS)The Big Three - Gerago’s junk (RD)73 - When a fat guy tries to 69 with a chubby prostitute he met at a ham radio convention(ACS)Backlog - Stormy Daniels movie title (Bryan)(ACS)Miscellaneous PeopleTrajectory Hagar - High school kid "heading down the wrong path" in life (ACS)Slick Mouth - Adam's prison name (ACS)Rich Carless - Cool homeless guy name (ACS)Keyless Chuck - Best homeless guy name (ACS)Nasal Ranger - Worst superhero name ever (Gina) (ACS)Krav Maga (2) - Good name for a sheriff (ADS)Hubcap Annie - Horror that hangs out with Keyless Chuck (ACS)Becky Honkington (Allison) (ACS)Monica Chugscock - (Pronounced "Shuggscawk") (ADS)Tyvek DuPont - Best rich guy’s name (AOTH)Mattress - A Model/actress (ACS)Hofmeister Kink - Nazi war criminal who's been in hiding in Brazil for the past 61 years. aka Jake Johnson (ACS)Serpiginous - The world's wimpiest swordsman. Sir Piginous of Wussville (LL)Chick Fil a - Great play-by-play guy for the Warriors from the 70’s (Show?)Peri Menopausal - Best P.I. working the Chicago beat (LL)Whiskey Dick - The neighborhood pedophile in the clown outfit (ACS)Surge - Guy that drives for ÜBER (ACS)Babbling Brook - Great name for a female cattle auctioneer (PM)Terra Firma - Name of the "woman of color" that heckled Adam at a Ventura live show and was removed by force (The Ranker Podcast)Octomom - Great Batman villain (Bryan) (ACS)Larry The Cabinet Guy - Failed Israeli comic…"Don't get 'er done!" (ACS)Rod Blagojevich - Joe Francis' slimy brother who sells above ground pools out of a primered van (ACS)Cockchug Man - The gay superhero in The Village People that wears just all leather (ACS)MEL-ROL- She's one of The Spice Girls (AOTH)Hand Farts - A new comedian Adam had never heard of (ACS)Juan Jeremy - The greatest international film star ever (ACS)Bitchathane Jackson - Good name for a "sista" (ACS)Tobar - Perfect caveman name (ACS)Vroman - A fast moving Roman (ACS)Korn Syrup and Fructose - Women of color who work at the strip club with Jade (stage 4) (ACS)Fred Meyer - Lucy's neighbor (ACS)Kimchi - The Asian flutist (ACS)Pacoima - The mechanic from Taxi (ACS)Dick Salt - NATO Alliance General (ACS)Dick Salt (2) - Manger of the Mariners in the early 70’s (Bryan) (ACS)Caramel And Fudge - Two more African-American prostitutes that lived in the apartment above Adam’s (ACS)Peaches - The whore that lived upstairs (ACS)F. Me Bailey - Greatest lawyer of all time (RD)Agua Caliente - Loves that guy. He does a great John Madden (ACS)Senior Penis - One the most dangerous drug lords to ever work (ADS)Shill Du'Jour - Good Bond secretary name (RD)Brexit Romero - Sounds like an International assassin (ACS)Lugansk - That gay diver who hit his head and gave the whole Canadian team AIDS (ACS)Leak O'rama - A Dutch action star, starred in “Sudden Death” (AOTH)Vaginismus - Great black guy name (ADS)Normcore - Guy that owns Westwood one (ACS)LaTolstoy - Great black guy name (ACS)Shapiro – Artist who is really good at anime. Died in the 60’s but was a real trendsetter (ACS)Chuck Spears – Good name for a racist. “Hey you workin’ with Chuck Spears over at the Klan?” (ACS)Norethindrone - DAG’s Sister (CLL)La Tuskegee - Black airline pilot (ACS)C-clamps – Nickname for Adam’s step-mom. “Ol’ C-clamps locked me out of the house again.” (ACS)Harry Nilsson - (Gary thinks) he does the voices on The Simpsons (ADS)Nutella - Great name for a crazy black woman (ACS)Sia - The perfect person to break up with. Would be perfect if she was dating Jack (hit the road Jack) (ACS)The Ball Catcher - What Adam used to call Ray's ass in junior high (ACFBSL)MOAB - Matt's new nickname (Mother of All Buttholes) (AONTH)Trip Reeb - Great name for a white guy (ACS)Merle Horn - One of the greatest best ropers to ever come down the Pecos (ACS)The Boring Machine - Lynette's name for Adam (ACS)Avocado Hand - The nickname of Eric Clapton's brother (Chet) who works at a Mexican place and is charge of the guacamole (ACS)Bagel Hand - Clapton's Jewish cousin (ACS)Fa-Sheeya (fascia) - A heavy set woman of color that works at the DMV (ACAFBSL)Ghrelin - New AM/PM mascot (ACS)Krav Maga (3) - An Israeli Captain from 1946 (ACS)Cuban Boa - Sounds like a dark skinned trannie (ACS)Gabardine - She's a very chatty woman of color middle-aged and she'll talk your ear off. (ACS)Guy Dudebro - Greatest name ever (AOTH)Otto Warmbier- Simultaneously the greatest and worst beer master brewer name ever (ACS)Leif Geragos - Greatest rocking attorney ever Viking rocker attorney (ACS)Ernest J. Bigot - "I'm just asking....I'm just wanna know...." (ACS)Panzanella - Cobra's full name (ACS)Sheet Metal Nibbler - Great name for Matt the porcelain punisher (AOTH)Big Grenadine - Sounds like a large black neighbor (ACS)Silent gym - Next to Keyless Chuck, best homeless guy name ever (ACS)Nuchilla - Sounds like a black vampire (Theo Von) (ACS)D' poleon - Black Napoleon (ACS)Luke Rockhold - Sounds like a character on The Flintstones (GS)Sissy squat - She was hot (AOTH)Beulah - The town horror (RD)Ronan Farrow - One of the best wheel men in Europe (ACS)Duke Bagg - Comedian Ian Bagg's brother (ACS)Root ball grinder - A horrible term for a bitchy wife (Ruth Ballgrinder and Harriet Mulcher) (Tim Allen) (ACS)Paul Funyun - Just a big dude who likes to have fun. Has a pink ox as a sidekick (ACS)Page/Savage - A great lawyer team (Adam Ray) (ACS)Ivar the Boneless - Ace’s dad’s nickname in high school. aka Jim the spineless (ACS)Bash Worthy - Comic strip's character name/title (ACS)Uncle Tom-bién - Mexican Uncle Tom (ACS)Alist Poon - An Indian exchange student who has cerebral palsy (ACS)Indignant Asswipes - Good name for an improv troupe (Gina) (ACS)Flora in Fauna - two black chicks that work for him (ADS)Cheap - Name of a he/she that literally went under sexual assignment surgery last month (ACS)Heroin (1)(Pronounced Ehr-o-win by JCVD) A character in Lord Of The Rings (Bryan) (ACS)Yersinia pestis - Ace did Celebrity Apprentice with that dude. He won that year (ADS)Morgue Mode - Sounds like a guy from Iceland who is a DJ (ACS)Rachel Bias - Great stripper name (ACS)Buzz Ramjet - Aviation attorney (ACS)Black Cherry - Stripper name Bryan (ACS)Saffron - Sassy black woman in Meg Whitman movie (ACS)Vibranium - a new black kid name from Black Panther (ACS)Bird Nerd - Marvel superhero (ACS)Morning Zoos/DJ's/Radio StationsGum and Condoms - (Show?)Dusty Labia - Adam's handle when he used to do AM Mornings. (ACS)Asscrack and Backsack in the morning with Sludge (LL)Crockpots and Headphones (ACS)Booger and Floor Wax (ACS)Almonds and Water (ACS)Cold Butter And Calves (ADS)Schluter And The Drain - Schluter has a thick Austrian accent , while "The Drain" has a super low voice (AOTH)Ace Rockolla - Just Google "Ace Rockolla Lightning round...." (LL)Fungus and Mold (Show?)Stupid and Petty (Show?)Eunice and Edgar - Bubba the Love Sponge's parents (ACS)Flip Flops and Fanny Packs (ACS)Hairy Shin - Does a KCRE show in the weekends (ACS)Deep Bra Grooves - Should be a Sirius XM station Channel 248, C+ and above! (ACS)Andy and Opie - Great Radio Show (ACS)QuietRock - Sounds like an easy listening rock station (AOTH)Quiet Crush - A good easy listening radio station (ACS)The Tool Box - SiriusXM took tune station aka KTOL (ACS)Ray's Enema Antics - New podcast on Carolla Digital (Bryan)(ACS)Doug Gets Blown While He Eats Pudding - Doug Benson's next podcast (ACS)Cat Packer - Used to do mornings with her brother, Fudge (ACS)Duke and Shinola - good morning show team (ACS)PlacesBoobville - (LL)Pedoph Isle aka Pedophile Island - Island where are all the pedophiles are sent to live. (Also a TV show/movie idea) (LL)Lil' Lord Fauntleroy’s Academy for Albino Hemophiliacs - Drew's childhood school (LL)Doesntexistizcan - Where presidential candidate Platitude's grandfather was from (ACS)Boga Raton - The world's worst resort spot (Show?)Meat Yard - Great name for a gay bar (ACS)Mister Fister's - Adam's all-time top name for a gay bar (ACS)Sub-Par - Worst name for a submarine sandwich shop (Show?)Queen Mary - Great name for a tranny bar (ACS)NuvaRing - A German racetrack. "The new Nissan GTR turned it in 7:21, faster than the Corvette." (Show?)Louis Pasteur Middle School (ACS)Helm’s Deep - World's first gay bar bakery (ACS)Kal Penn - One of the best sounding names to get an engineering degree from (ACS)Alaska State Motto - Love fishing but I hate your kids? Alaska! (PM)Duke University - John Wayne's college (ACS)Planned Possumhood - Planned Parenthood in Arkansas (ACS)Fruit Stand - Great name for a gay bar (ACS)Poo Poo City - Where Charles Fletcher Loomis' house is located (ACS)Blood Bank - Great name for a check cashing place in the hood (ACS)Bass Manor - Great name for a gay bar (ACS)The Dead C - Sounds like the worst name for a lesbian bar ever (ACS)Wood Bar - Good name for a gay bar (ACS)Ghost Load - Ride at Calico Ghost Town (ADS)Nasacort - Country club for Jewish folks where they play tennis at (ADS)L.A. HOTT (1) - An 80's bar with an outdoor door seating area (ACS)Fairy Wings - Good name for a bar on the west side (ACS)Second Hand/First World - Store that sells rich whitey’s high end stuff (ACS)The Lance Hunter - Perfect name for a gay bar (Dumb People Town)Pervert Park - Theo Vaughn grew up there (ACS)Big Sur - Great name for a big and tall shop (Show?)Studio Centric - Sounds like a Utopia. Between Valley Village and Sherman Oaks (AOTH)Asstard - Thor came from that planet (ACS)Grand Entrance - Great name for a gay bar (AOTH)Thermopolis - Where the Bun Boy is (ACS)The Turkish Embassy - Gay bar (ACS)Low Tide - Gay code for boner in the rear view mirror (ACS)Corumption - On the way to Vegas, where Heidi Fleiss lives with her macaws (ACS)C.C. Fichens - Sounds like a pretzel stand (Gina) (ACS)Timpani Barn - where to get timpani to go, has three big Mexicans in the kitchen (ACS)Heroin (2)(Pronounced Ehr-o-win by JCVD) The health food store in Venice (ACS)Pocket Passers - Next to Mister Fister’s (Gina) (ACS)MiscellaneousCleaning The Pink Turtle - Bryan's name for pleasuring oneself (ACS)Analingus - A new type of breath mint (LL)The Milk Of Arthritic Goats - A rabbi's curse: "May you suckle at the teet of the milk of arthritic goat!!!" (ACS)Carbon Dating - A black dating website (ACS)RU486 - Vanity plate for a guy who runs an abortion clinic (ADS)Jet Green - Amsterdam's Airlines (ACS)Stromer, Oldhafer and Carolla - World's worst law firm (AOTH)Ira Carolla - Sounds like an affliction "Oh my Ira Carolla's acting up" (ACS)Sawjay - Sounds French...gay word for sausage. "I was strokin' this dude’s sawjay" (ACS)Smokeless Cigarette - Name for Dr. Drew's honker after his prostate surgery (ADS)El Niño - Name of "Sinn" strip club DJ's cock (ACS)Blue Man - Crazy hairdresser's macaw who doesn't judge (PM)Lucia - An Italian moped (ACS)American Jewish World Service - A van that's begging to be shot at (ACS)E-aye? - Canadian version of EBay (ACS)Sweatpants Lesbian - What Adam would be. An in-between lesbian. Not a lipstick lesbian, not a butch dyke (ACS)SuckStrong - Bill Clinton's bracelet (ACS)Gaybus - Gay and bogus (ACS)Flappy Bird - The most offensive name for the vagina (ACS)G8 (Summit) - The Pontiac that Oprah gave away on her show (ACS)Oracle A The Delphi - Big new startup company (ADS)Crewkakke - A type of sweater (ACS)The Flying Dutchman - Great name for an Amsterdam airlines (ACS)Cleaning My Chain - Euphemism for beating off (ACS)Awesome Town - A gathering of three or more polar bears (ACS)Avocado - The Greek word for nut sack (ACS)Doucherette - A gum/patch that douchebags chew/use (ACS)Urban Milling -Black guys standing around (AOTH)Synesthesia - When you eat your own hair (ACS)Tuck Rule - When a guy pretends he's a chick and stands in front of the mirror (ACS)My #2 Pencil Is Out Of Lead - Another term for erectile dysfunction (ACS)Float A Bond - When a politician farts (RD)Vaginismus - black people's holiday, accompanied with a lot of ceremonial garb (ADS)Vaseline and Gauze - Elizabeth Taylor's new scent (ACS)Jewber - A drunk on a 10-speed (ACS)Chickpea - What Gina does when we camp (ACS)Oscar Squad (2) - Bad gay code (ACS)Airbus - Worst name for an aircraft. Sounds like “air donkey” (AOTH)Shailene Woodley - Sounds like the most fantastical verb/adverb combo. “I want to Shailene Woodley through a field of poppies with you” (Gina) (Twitter)Asshole Rider (2) - Worst piece of exercise equipment Vinnie’s ever endorsed (ACS)Diario La Prensa - Stealer of the jersey in Spanish (ACS)The Sicilian Fly Swatter - Sounds like a WWF move (Gina) (ACS)Jellyfish - Sounds like something your grandpa would buy for you at the mall (ACS)Fruit Fly - More politically correct term for fag hag (Show?)Jewgling - When a Jew "Googles" their symptoms (ACS)Tavares - David Wild's boner medicine (ACS)Jew -Over - A mulligan from a barmitzva. "Uh, I misread that...can I get a Jew-over?" (ACS)Ossified - That's a Don King word, there (ACS)Zero for Cecil - Worst charity ever (Bald Bryan) (ACS)A++ - A bra that Gina will never see (ACS)Joycelyn - A good name for Curly from the Three Stooges to say (ACS)Phallisee - Latin for "to see the penis" (ADS)Coffee Nap - Euphemism for pooping in your pants (ACS)USS Monitor - Doesn't sound like a ship of war, sounds like a night nurse (ACS)Dotard - A skirt a man wears (ACS)Wilding- Something derogatory that takes place in public pools in certain counties (ACS)Caveat - Latin for shitting on Adam's point (ADS)Festiva - Sounds like a boner medicine (ACS)Depeche Mode - French for “who dealt it?” (ADS)Beefy Clutch – The purse Gina thought Lady Gaga took to the Emmy’s (ACS)Sig Sauer - Something you would yell at Oktoberfest before downing a stiff stein of stout (ACS)Jeans day – Sounds like the special day for your special need son Gene, to raise money (ACS)Wilding - What takes place in public pools in certain counties (GS)4F - Can’t/won’t be eligible for the draft (ACS)Groupie - a kind of fish (ACS)The African chick - Horrible name for a boat (ACS)Inclusion rider - Snowboard for retarded kids (ACS)The Urethra - Bad name for a car (ACS)Mercury retrograde - when you take your index finger and shove it under your sack before you blow, and you belch it up later (ACS)UEFA - Transsexuals playing soccer with a balled up maxi pad (GS)Missed Connections- The worst airline ever (ACS)Carollo - Sounds like a Tool you’d use rarely (ACS)Brembo - that Mexican food company that makes that bread (Matt) (ACS)Futon - Chinese for bear trap (ACS)Food/DrinksDeer Bits - A venison cereal. Made of frosted deer flakes (Show?)Coco Chanel - Nestlé’s newest coffee flavor (ACS)Honey Dicks - Best cereal name ever (ACS)Dawson's Beard - A pudding flavor Ace saw at Whole Foods (ACS)Mighty Mutts - Worst breakfast cereal ever (ADS)Chillax - A cinnamon based drink from "Hector's" country (ACS)Black Dick - An English desert (ACS)Tardy Digression - Sounds like a finger food..."would you like another tardy digression?" "No, I'm saving room for the main meal" (IFYWABC)Double Bird Strike - Mixed drink created by Ace and Teresa. Made with Grey Goose, Wild Turkey, a splash of Canadian Club, and a splash of Hudson River water (ACS)GAYtorade - A sports drink for gay people, because they lose essential body fluids (ACS)University of Illinois At Urbana Champaign - Sounds like a carbonated drink for black people (ACS)Flinch Fuck - Part of a nutritious breakfast, and a healthy relationship (ADS)Phantom Punch - Something Bill Cosby gave his lady friends (ACS)Pansy Sauce - Goes good with some shrimp (ADS)Tilted Pillar - Kick ass IPA (AOTH)Shaver - A good name for a miniature pastrami sandwich (Cousin Sal Show)GPA - Something they add to children's cereal (ACS)Stellwell's - A new low fat snack cracker (ACS)Conchata Ferrell - A great cheese/unwanted cat (ACS)Poopwell's - One of the worst snacks Nabisco has ever put their name on (ACS)Belldini – Latest Taco Bell offering (ACS)Fuzzy Zoeller – Zima with a jigger of peach schnapps (ACS)Millennial Malaise - A sweet honey dipping sauce (ADS)Jelani Cobb - Sounds like an Indian dish (Gina) (ACS)Air Doodle - The very worst Super Bowl snack on the planet (ACS)Faygala - Jewish sports drink (ACS)Stroke Cane - Sounds like some sugary treat, mixed with a reach around (ACS)The Silence Breakers (2) - good name for a mint (ACS)Lesbian Squirt - Sponsor of the Dinah Shore Classic (ACS)Preemptive gay strike - Worst video game ever (ADS)TV Shows/MoviesCunt du' Jour - A great Bond villain name (ACS)Coffee and Donuts - (Charlie Coffee III and Johnny Donetti) Johnny's a tough street wise cop whose jive talking and plays by his own rules and Charlie's super uptight (LL)Pedoph Isle (aka) Pedophile Island - All pedophiles are sent to live on an isolated island, and a 747 full of Boy Scouts crash lands there and they have to fight to survive (Also a place) (ACS)Anus and Eyeball - Buddy cop TV show duo (ACS)Pussy Pioneer - John Candy's last movie (ACS)Red Velvet - Made up movie character Clown played by Paul Giamatti. "Was secret service, and someone died on his watch. Now he's takin to clownin'." Wears a red velvet clown outfit. (ACS)Destination Of The Semen - (Adam Ray) A movie Harrison Ford passed on twice (ACS)Gay Eye - Movie where Adam plays Buddy McKlan, a racist homophobic mechanic who is blinded in a freak hot transmission fluid accident. He gets the donor eyes from a gay guy who perished on a moped accident in Antigua. Co-starring Larry the Cable Guy as his best friend. (Co-written by Bryan Cranston) (ACS)Grinders - Sitcom where Jon Gruden moves in with Johnny Manziel (ACS)Squishy Red River - Movie that started John Wayne (Show?)Gusset And Cable - Perfect Cop buddy duo team (AOTH)Just One Of The Gays - Stars Shia LaBeouf (ACS)Hard Impact - Sounds like a Van Damme movie from the 90's (ACS)Hammer Pants And Ice - Worst cop detective duo from the 80's (ACS)Living With The Kilowatts - Adam's new animated series where they just leave toaster ovens on all day (ACS)Keep Calm And Rape A Lot - Worst Monty Python film ever (ACS)Medical Mishaps - New show Dave Coulier and Tawny Kitaen could host (ACS)Roaming With Bison - Another great Bill Murray movie (ACS)Gainesville Florida Financial Planner - Sounds like a Saturday Night Live skit (ACS)Blame the Bee Gees - Adam's next documentary (ACS)Adam Knees Your Dad In The Nuts - Adam's new game show (ACS)Navigeddon - Terrorists take over all of the GPS systems of cars, and send them careening into the Grand Canyon (ACS)Rings Of Honor - Terrorists take over Olympic training facility in Colorado Springs, and the athletes have to use their individual skills to escape. (Cameo by Randy Couture as the salty old coach) (ACS)Endless Time/Ample Time For Backup - Adam's new Netflix series (ACS)Tarred n' Feathered - Buddy flick starring a retarded guy and an Indian chief (Show?)Mr. Will Doo And Can Doo - PSA Motivational cartoon bathroom characters Will Doo (Played by Will Arnette) and Can Doo is shaped like a toilet. Filmed in kitschy Clutch Cargo style animation (ADS)Robot Lawyer - Great Phil Hartman bit (ACS)Umpire News Network - Adam's channel with umpires reporting. Unbiased reporting (ACS)Sofa Tard - New CW show coming soon (Matt) (AOTH)Junior Fantasy Island - Show where kids of reckless parents are shipped off to live with Bill Cosby and Felicia Rashad (ADS)2 And A Half Denali's - Hasn't been same since Sheen left (ACS)So Kanye - Sitcom from the 90's (ACS)Ridicuopothy - Sounds like a Mike Judge movie (ADS)Master Buck - One of John Candy's most controversial movies (ACS)LA HOTT (1) - An 80’s bar with an outdoor door seating area (ACS)Mother Hitler - Coming to TNT. Starring Patrick Swayze's bother, Don (ACS)Sink and Bounce - Movie about roller boogie from the 80's, starred Lil' Bow Wow (ACS)The Debs - A made up CW network show where you just put all the hot chicks in Hollywood (ACS)The Origin Story Of AIDS - Worst Marvel movie ever (Bryan)(ACS)Everybody Hates Vinnie - Horrible sitcom (ACS)Chick Clan - Good movie title (ACS)Condo in Redondo - Best movie I ever did (ADS)Red Lobsteria - New show Dr. Drew was talking about where African Americans form their own country (ACS)Earthquake rehab - Reality show Dr. drew seismic expert and a civil engineer come together (Rainn Wilson) (ACS)Rooster Jones - Great John Wayne movie. Super Fly meets True Grit (ACS)Ernest Bigot goes to..... (ACS)Nickels On The Job - First and only Jewish gum shoe on the job. ABC, Friday nights, 10:00 p.m. (ADS)Solicitor General - Great Danny Kaye movie (RD)Disjointed - Lorena Bobbitt biopic (ADS)Habib and Company - Horrible children's show (MS)Bobby's Room - Howie Mandel animated project from the 90's (ACS)Page/Savage - Great cop duo show from the ‘80’s (Adam Ray) (ACS)Paper Asshole - Great Tatum O’Neal film (ACS)L.A. HOTT (2) - Failed Steven Bochco series pilot (ACS)Pieces Of String Too Small To Use - Lena Dunham film from the late 90’s (ACS)Oscar Squad - New Marvel Movie (Gina) (ACS)Cortron/Melamine - Transformers (Gina) (ACS)Anoscope - Worst way to see a movie (ADS)Practical Rapist - New SNL character (Gina) (ACS)Superfoot - Worst Marvel movie ever (Bryan) (ACS)Celebrity Food Chain - Would be a great show (Jeff Cesario) (ACS)Backsack and Anus - Worst cop duo ever (RS)Korean moyle - ABC’s next sitcom (Jeff) ACSNanny Huntin ‘with Ted Nugent - Great reality show I’d watch (ACS)Progressive pope - New sitcom (Gina) ACSNick Mancuso: Construction Fluffer - New TV Show (AONT)Rush Blitzer - Adam’s character from his movie, “Snapper” (BSR)Books/Coffee Table BooksDade County Black Prom, 1985 (ACS)Here Are The Pajamas We Picture You In (ACS)Three Shitty Homes, One Washing Machine, Zero Dryers - Title of Adam's new book (Ray) (AOTH)Chapstick And Batteries - Title of Adam's next bestselling book (ACS)Who The Fuck Put Their Sombrero on My Keys? – Title of Adam’s next book (ACS)Cunt With A Grunt - Adam's favorite Dr. Seuss book (PM)You'll Never See A Cockroach Jog (PM)Kemo Skinny Calves - Adam's new children's book (ADS)You're Dyslexic And I'm Dumb - Adam and John Popper's collaborative next book (ACS)I Get It If You’re GWAR - Adam's next book (ACS)Bulk Magazine - Costco magazine that Jimmy Kimmell graced the cover of twice (ACS)Do You Have To Take Your Top Off To Dye Your Pubes, Drew? (LL)Glamping With Moriah - Adam's new book (ACS)From The Mouths of Babes (Hot Chicks Not Babies) (ACS)(The) Sweet Spot - Adam's next book (Bryan) (ACS)I Thought Things Would Be Better When I Was Rich (ACS)Radio Station Kitchen (ACS)Post-it Notes In Radio Station Kitchens (ACS)Comedy Club Green Rooms And The Sofas That Were Not Made For Them (ACS)Jethro, the Mexican Jew - A great children's book (Gina) (ACS)Professor and the Construction Worker -The worst children's book ever (ACS)Willie and the Weed - Good name for a children's book (ACS)What Black People Think White People Complain About (ACS)Everyone Eventually Becomes The Man (ACS)Recipe for Misery (1) - Name Of Adam’s next book (ACS)In Defense Of Black Face - Adam’s next book (ACS)Hurry Up And Make Sense (2) - Biography title of the Talking Heads (ACS)Native American NamesChief Thunderbear (LL)Dances With Cocks (ACS)Dances With Lipstick (ACS)Ol' Urethra Windows (ACS)Oxnard - Indian name meaning the balls of a bull (ACS)V/P NamesAbsorbent Rag - Good name for T's V (ACS)Hurt Locker - Another name for T's V (ACS)Judge's Mansion - Another name for T's GCmarket.com - Another name for T's V (ACS)City of Industry - Another name for T's V (ACS)Dutch Mook - Another name for T's V (ACS)s VNo Safe Spaces - Great name for T's V (ACS)Hobo Stove - Another name for A's V (ACS)Sausage Grinder - Another name for A's V (ACS)Dixville Notch - Another name for G's V (ACS)Snake River Canyon - Another name for G's V (ACS)Dakota Access Pipeline - Another name for G's V (ACS)The Holidome - Another name for G’s V (ACS)Discovery Bay - Great name for G's V (ACS)B.O. Box - Great name for G's V (ACS)Sea bag - Good name for G's V (ACS)El Portal - Great name for G's V (ACS)Harry Belafonte - Adam's name for his junk, if he were a woman (Show?)Top Gear - Another name for Adam’s junk (ACS)El Gordo/King Taco - Good name for G’s V (ACS)Submitted June 02, 2018 at 02:21PM by Texas1971 https://www.reddit.com/AdamCarolla/comments/8o2hxt/carollaisms\\\\_june/?utm\\\\_source=iftttvia /AdamCarollaSubmitted June 02, 2018 at 02:48PM by peterboykin https://www.reddit.com/MagaFirstNews/comments/8o2oh9/carollaisms\\\_june/?utm\\\_source=iftttvia /MagaFirstNewsSubmitted June 02, 2018 at 05:23PM by peterboykin https://www.reddit.com/MagaFirstNews/comments/8o3pnj/carollaisms\\_june/?utm\\_source=iftttvia /MagaFirstNews
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2018.06.03 01:18 peterboykin Carollaisms J(une)

Carollaisms J(une)
Carollaisms J(une)Carollaisms J(une)Carollaisms (June)Band Names/Rap StarsMitt Romney and the One Percenters (ACS)ManAyz - Rap star (LL)D'Bagz - Rap star (LL)Maxi Pad - An all-girl band that knows how to rock (LL)Dick Tingle - One of the best blues men in the business (Show?)Lynette and the Lackeys (ACS)Straw Hat and the Bowties - Jerry Springer's dixieland band who plays at the Knott's Berry Farm Good Time Theater (ACS)Gut Fluffer (ACS)Johnny Beaumont and The Legionnaires - All wear matching powder blue tuxedoes (ACS)Automatic Vaginismus – Great band name (LL)Dissuade/D’ Suede - Rappeproducer of Kanye/one of Kim's ex beaus (ACS)Starchy Deuce - Band that should be produced by D' Suede (ACS)Narthex - (ACS)Epileptic Declawed Hamster - That is a helluva punk band right there (ACS)Loretta Lynch - Country singer who sang "Stand By Your Man" (ACS)The Areolas - Covered an Eagles song in the ‘90s (ACS)Fleece and Flannel - One of the best lesbian acoustic duos you will ever see (ACS)3 Chainz - Rap star (ACS)Blues Squatter - Adam's dad’s band name (ACS)Tampon Kayak - One of Seattle's greatest, but least heard of indie bands (ACS)Jizz Grenade (LL)Dryer Fire - Hot indie band name (ACS)Iranian Revolutionary Guard - Prince's backup band (ACS)Rape Kit - Name of Adam's band from high school (ACS)Nog Bong - A band Adam was in in high school (ACS)Bum Blazer – Adam’s band in high school (ACS)White Trash Kimchi - Another good band name (Bald Bryan) (ACS)White Noise - Adam's rap name (ADS)Promethazine - Lil Wayne's sister (ADS)Light Rail - Great Rap name (ADS)Danny In The Joint - Good indie band name (ACS)Anal Cleft - One of the worst reggae singers to leave Jamaica (ACS)Anal Cleft and the Taints - Great reggae group (ACS)MEL-ROL - One of The Spice Girls (AOTH)D'bris - Great Rap name (ACS)Cisgender - A militant female rapper....for the ladies (ACS)Krav Maga (1) - Country singing Jew (ACS)Lynette and Paulette - Sounds like a singing duo from the 60's (RD)Nuts In The Sink - Name of Ray’s new band (Ray) (AOTH)SubDude - Pete Holmes' rap name (ACS)Ray And The Enemas - Blues singer and his backup band (ADS)Yakov Crutchfield - He has a show in Branson (ADS)Mac 18 - Adam’s favorite rapper (RD)Tremble Lean – Adam’s rap name (ACBSL)Sticker Back – Worst band out of Canada ever (ACS)Pennywise and Pound Foolish - A band from the ‘90's (RD)Strawberry Shortcake's Neti Pot - Great band name (Twitter)Puffy Elon Musk - Worst rapper ever (ACS)Pantera Club at Laguna Seca (Twitter)Savage Body Attack - New wave romantic band Ace was in when he was 19 (FBL)Jumping Jazzy Jews - Jeff Goldblum's jazz band (ACS)Snore Cherry - Great band name (ACS)Pat Benatard - Pat Benatar cover band (ACS)Rancid Nuts - Good band name (ACS)Gary And The Knotholes - Good band name (AOTH)Tampon Canoe - Good indie band (ACS)One Erection - A good boy band (ACS)Flushin' Dew - A good country duo (ACS)Armo Jeweler - Great band name (RD)Radon - (Lynette thinks) there a Whitesnake cover-band (ACS)The Taste Of Ace - Great band name (ACS)King Grape and the Raisinettes (GS)Concord Grape and the Raisinettes (GS)Gary Taco - Love that band (ACS)The Silence Breakers (2) - Good punk band (Gina) (ACS)Daddy’s Got A Dually – Good country song (ACS)Dip Curtain - Good indie band (ACS)Crystal Lobbyists - Sounds like a great techno band (ACS)Narcissistic Monk -Great indie band (GS)Sporty Prius - Worst of the Spice Girls (ACS)Laden and Bravado - 70s duo who opened for Seals n Crofts (ACS)The Bouncers - great band name (ACS)Hurry up and make sense (1) - a good talking heads album (ACS)Appropriate Sombrero - Maxapada’s next band name (Bryan) (ACS)Flirtatious Contrail - great rap name (GS)Jack Johnson - Guy from The White Stripes aka The Black Stripes (ACS)Song TitlesMeatless Mondays - Horrible Bangles song (Show?)Measles and Commuter Trains - Worst Christmas song ever (ACS)White Guys Be Ownin' Everything - Adam's next hit (ACS)Blood On The Grout - John Cougar Mellencamp song (ACS)No Blood In The Peckeroo - Good John Cougar song (ACS)Mellen's Gold - A three disc box set of nothing but John Cougar Mellencamp hits (ACS)Freaks, Retards and Jews - Not a Cher song (ACS)Pedophile Cops - Good Cheap Trick song (ACS)Pig Anus Soup - Favorite Rolling Stones album (Bryan) (ACS)That Dog Don’t Mess With Olga and Natalia Don’t Spit No Mo’ - Sounds like a Mississippi Delta blues song (Bryan) (ACS)Goggles Are For Pussies - Trace Adkins' number one hit (ACAFBSL)Whistle While You Masturbate - The lost Disney song aka "Whistle While You Jerk" (ACS)12 Pack & Dick's Hard - Name of Adam's new album (Gina) (ACS)Blood and Soil - A good Smithereens song (ACS)Pina Colada in Amsterdam - Worst Jimmy Buffet song ever (ACS)Tough Times In The City - Great Nick Gilder song (ACS)I've Got A Hamster In My Scrotum And He's Looking For His Keys - That's a good country song (ACS)Gay Hitler -Great Elvis Costello song (ACS)Tard On The Tool Shed - Good Mellenamp song (AOTH)Condo in Redondo - Sublime song (ADS)Animoji - Band that sung "Obsession" (ACS)People Who Have Lost People - Worst Barbara Streisand song ever (ACS)Tilted Heart - Great Tammy Wynette song (ADS)Yoga wood - Great Beatles song (ACS)Anal cleft - Song from the Sound of Music (ACS)Morgue Mode - Sounds like a guy from Iceland who is a DJ (ACS)I’ve got a Saturday and two friends - great country song (Gina) (ACS)Recipe for Misery (2) - Title of the next Guns N Roses album (ACS)Circling Back To Baldwin - Good name for a country song (ACS)Keistered in Winnipeg - (Bald’s) favorite Willie Nelson song (ACS)Football Players/Athletes/Teams:Legs Akimbo - Wide Receiver (ACS)Feral Katz - Nose Tackle (ACS)L' Brarian Booker - Wide Receiver (ACS)Oscar Buzz - Linebacker (ACS)DeVigorous Lover - Wide Receiver (ACS)Nadir Zenith - Placekicker (ACS)DeGluten Free - Offensive Lineman (ACS)Tangy Mango - Fullback (ACS)N'Farious Plan - (position?) (ACS)Modular Holmes - (position?) (ACS)Fortuitous Bounce - Safety (ACS)Operatin' Thetan - (ACS) Quarterback for the Washington Redskins (ACS)Minority Banks - HOF OLB who died tragically in a car wreck shortly after his HOF induction, a natural athlete, he played option QB in college along with being a stand out member of the track team, and in high school he was captain of the basketball team. Survived by his twin brother Majority Banks, who also played in the league, and daughter Recuser Banks who many believe was the best athlete in the family (ACS)Coach Platitude - "Take a knee son...helmet's not a chair" (ACS)Glendora Bevmo - Mother of DeVigorous Lover and L' Brarian Booker (different fathers, of course) (ACS)Marshall Law - (Allison) (ACS)Orlando Ceeworld - (position?) (ACS)Du Vatine - (position?) (Show?)Raja Slate - Super fast wide-out out of Marshall via LSU (AOTH)Moe Greene - Great corner for the Washington Redskins in the 80’s (ACS)Bronx Defenders - Sounds like a AAA hockey team (RD)Medical Error - Slipped in the draft due to a video being released just prior (ACS)Homeo Stasis (position?) (ACS)Capybara - The greatest name for a major league skipper (ACS)Ejaxico Johnson (position?) (ACS)Radiant Barrier vs. Attic Fan - The worst WWE matchup ever to grace the stage (AOTH)Bamboo Brick - one of the greatest mixed martial artists on the planet (AOTH)Dexter Methorphan - He did not participate in the combines, but his coaches say he can run a 4.3 (Twitter)Bob Jacuzzi - Great point guard for the Celtics aka "THE COOZE" (ACS)Shame Negation - Picked to leave Clemson early and go very early in the draft this year. (ADS)Entertainment Crackers - Another name for the Washington Generals ACSHardibacker - Good name for an inside backer (ACS)Osmosis - Black dude. Forward for the Knicks who might or might not have been traded (ADS)Onus Wilson - NFL draftee (ACS)World Be Mine - Adam’s new basketball name (ACS)Porn Star Names/Terms/Gay Code:Spoodini - (LL)Rocky Stucco - (AOTH)No Can Doo - Backdoor anal queen of China (ACS)Kristallnacht - Worst porn star name in the business (ACS)Madison Avenue (I am Rappaport Podcast)Hero Du Jour (I am Rappaport Podcast)Kindle Fire (ACS)Jackson Hole - Gay porn actor (ACS)Col. Duke Lacrosse - Adam's porn name (LL)Duke Circumference - Adam's gay porn name (ACS)Rich Data - Gay porn actor (Show?)Tom Foolery - Gay porn actor (Show?)Honey Dijon - Great porn star name (Show?)Aids Machete - One of Adam's gay porn names. "Very short stint, I only did 2 weeks with that name, so it was like 41 movies." (ACS)Bryce Canyon - Great gay porn name (ACS)The Italian Coastguard - A gay move. "Let me just start with basic anal, then I'll slide into the Italian Coast Guard." (ACS)Tetanus Gym - Good gay porn name "Who you working with?" "Tetanus Gym." "Oh boy, make sure you're on top" (ACS)Shared A Back Fence - gay slang (ACS)Mea Culpa - Adam's porn name (ACS)Hand Twins - Gay code (ACS)Backscatter - Porn technology (PM)Cajun Tree Climber - Gay code (AOTH)Snow Blower- Gay code (AOTH)Stump Grinder - Gay code (AOTH)Tumbler And Coaster - Adam's gay slang replacement for "top and bottom" (PM)Go For A Bike Ride - Gay code (ACS)Artie Fartie - Adam's porn name from the 80's (ACS)Road Island Ray - Ray's porn name (AOTH)38KKK -A type of porn that comes out of Kentucky (ACS)Tech Screw - A dirty website for geeks (ACS)Bearvalanche - Worst gay move ever (ACS)Wacked Off Pieces Of Cactus - Gay code for gay rough trade (ACS)Brad Nail - Good gay porn name (ADS)Lightning Rod - Good gay porn name for Milo Yiannopplous (ADS)Milk Barn - Another name for Adam's bathroom sink (ACS)Meat Thievery - That's just good gay code (ACS)Hairy Shin - Adam's gay porn name (ACS)Asian Persuasion - Sounds like a good name for a porn series Asian persuasion 16 (ACS)Cock Holster - Good movie series, cock holster 14 (ACS)Celebrity Du Jour - Great porn name (ACS)Europol - Another great porn name (ACS)Roy Wood - Adam's gay porn name (ACS)Tank slapper - Gay slang (Gina) (ACS)Porch Pirate - Gay term (ACS)Mad Chuck - The world's worst name for a gay porn star (AOTH)Sweat lodge - Gay code (ACS)The L.A. Underground - Sounds like a gay bar (M&J)Skin and grin - Gay slang (ACS)Rear Admiral - The name of one of the best bars on west side (ACS)Loaded for bear - Now a gay term (GS)Fruit Of The Year - A porn Dave (Dameshek) starred in (ACS)The Lebanese Comedian - Ace's favorite sex position (ACS)Cockout - When a gay guy doesn't try very hard (ACS)Margana Wood - Porn name (ACS)Hugh Bris - Porn star (RD)Matte Clear - Fondalier’s gay porn name (AOTH)Palatial Estates – A good 80’s fake tittie porn name (AOTH)Cokie Roberts - Great porn name (ACS)Armenian Christmas - An unspeakable sexual act in prison. "Johnny ratted out the white supremacists to the warden, so they gave him an Armenian Christmas" (Show?)Ride The Pine - Gay slang (ADS)Meet Gaze - Gay slang (ACS)Asshole Rider - Gay slang (ACS)Cash Widedick - Ace's porn name if you can call an apple a honey crisp. (ACS)Shanda Lear - Great stripper name (Gina) (ACS)Fiery Cherry - Good porn name (ACS)Jerk the wheel - Code for masturbation (ACS)Giddyup Titties - Gina’s porn name (Gina) (ACS)French astronaut - Great gay slang (ACS)Mr Bandera - gay code (ACS)Beefmato/Clamato - sounds like names of venerial diseases (ACS)Spanner - Australian gay code (ACS)Rocky tenure - Adam’s gay porn name (ACS)The End Game - One of Stormy Daniels movie titles (RD)Room for cream - Great porno title (Gina) (ACS)Pedialyte shower - Worst sexual act ever (Sklar) (ACS)Foot Zunki - Add-on to the Pedialyte shower (ACS)Self rimming sink - gay slang (AOTH)Harvey Mudd - gay bar drink where vermouth and bartender shit is mixed in a goblet (ACS)Barney’s Beanery - ultimate name for a gay bar (ACS)Parallel park both ways - euphemism for being bi (GS)The Big Three - Gerago’s junk (RD)73 - When a fat guy tries to 69 with a chubby prostitute he met at a ham radio convention(ACS)Backlog - Stormy Daniels movie title (Bryan)(ACS)Miscellaneous PeopleTrajectory Hagar - High school kid "heading down the wrong path" in life (ACS)Slick Mouth - Adam's prison name (ACS)Rich Carless - Cool homeless guy name (ACS)Keyless Chuck - Best homeless guy name (ACS)Nasal Ranger - Worst superhero name ever (Gina) (ACS)Krav Maga (2) - Good name for a sheriff (ADS)Hubcap Annie - Horror that hangs out with Keyless Chuck (ACS)Becky Honkington (Allison) (ACS)Monica Chugscock - (Pronounced "Shuggscawk") (ADS)Tyvek DuPont - Best rich guy’s name (AOTH)Mattress - A Model/actress (ACS)Hofmeister Kink - Nazi war criminal who's been in hiding in Brazil for the past 61 years. aka Jake Johnson (ACS)Serpiginous - The world's wimpiest swordsman. Sir Piginous of Wussville (LL)Chick Fil a - Great play-by-play guy for the Warriors from the 70’s (Show?)Peri Menopausal - Best P.I. working the Chicago beat (LL)Whiskey Dick - The neighborhood pedophile in the clown outfit (ACS)Surge - Guy that drives for ÜBER (ACS)Babbling Brook - Great name for a female cattle auctioneer (PM)Terra Firma - Name of the "woman of color" that heckled Adam at a Ventura live show and was removed by force (The Ranker Podcast)Octomom - Great Batman villain (Bryan) (ACS)Larry The Cabinet Guy - Failed Israeli comic…"Don't get 'er done!" (ACS)Rod Blagojevich - Joe Francis' slimy brother who sells above ground pools out of a primered van (ACS)Cockchug Man - The gay superhero in The Village People that wears just all leather (ACS)MEL-ROL- She's one of The Spice Girls (AOTH)Hand Farts - A new comedian Adam had never heard of (ACS)Juan Jeremy - The greatest international film star ever (ACS)Bitchathane Jackson - Good name for a "sista" (ACS)Tobar - Perfect caveman name (ACS)Vroman - A fast moving Roman (ACS)Korn Syrup and Fructose - Women of color who work at the strip club with Jade (stage 4) (ACS)Fred Meyer - Lucy's neighbor (ACS)Kimchi - The Asian flutist (ACS)Pacoima - The mechanic from Taxi (ACS)Dick Salt - NATO Alliance General (ACS)Dick Salt (2) - Manger of the Mariners in the early 70’s (Bryan) (ACS)Caramel And Fudge - Two more African-American prostitutes that lived in the apartment above Adam’s (ACS)Peaches - The whore that lived upstairs (ACS)F. Me Bailey - Greatest lawyer of all time (RD)Agua Caliente - Loves that guy. He does a great John Madden (ACS)Senior Penis - One the most dangerous drug lords to ever work (ADS)Shill Du'Jour - Good Bond secretary name (RD)Brexit Romero - Sounds like an International assassin (ACS)Lugansk - That gay diver who hit his head and gave the whole Canadian team AIDS (ACS)Leak O'rama - A Dutch action star, starred in “Sudden Death” (AOTH)Vaginismus - Great black guy name (ADS)Normcore - Guy that owns Westwood one (ACS)LaTolstoy - Great black guy name (ACS)Shapiro – Artist who is really good at anime. Died in the 60’s but was a real trendsetter (ACS)Chuck Spears – Good name for a racist. “Hey you workin’ with Chuck Spears over at the Klan?” (ACS)Norethindrone - DAG’s Sister (CLL)La Tuskegee - Black airline pilot (ACS)C-clamps – Nickname for Adam’s step-mom. “Ol’ C-clamps locked me out of the house again.” (ACS)Harry Nilsson - (Gary thinks) he does the voices on The Simpsons (ADS)Nutella - Great name for a crazy black woman (ACS)Sia - The perfect person to break up with. Would be perfect if she was dating Jack (hit the road Jack) (ACS)The Ball Catcher - What Adam used to call Ray's ass in junior high (ACFBSL)MOAB - Matt's new nickname (Mother of All Buttholes) (AONTH)Trip Reeb - Great name for a white guy (ACS)Merle Horn - One of the greatest best ropers to ever come down the Pecos (ACS)The Boring Machine - Lynette's name for Adam (ACS)Avocado Hand - The nickname of Eric Clapton's brother (Chet) who works at a Mexican place and is charge of the guacamole (ACS)Bagel Hand - Clapton's Jewish cousin (ACS)Fa-Sheeya (fascia) - A heavy set woman of color that works at the DMV (ACAFBSL)Ghrelin - New AM/PM mascot (ACS)Krav Maga (3) - An Israeli Captain from 1946 (ACS)Cuban Boa - Sounds like a dark skinned trannie (ACS)Gabardine - She's a very chatty woman of color middle-aged and she'll talk your ear off. (ACS)Guy Dudebro - Greatest name ever (AOTH)Otto Warmbier- Simultaneously the greatest and worst beer master brewer name ever (ACS)Leif Geragos - Greatest rocking attorney ever Viking rocker attorney (ACS)Ernest J. Bigot - "I'm just asking....I'm just wanna know...." (ACS)Panzanella - Cobra's full name (ACS)Sheet Metal Nibbler - Great name for Matt the porcelain punisher (AOTH)Big Grenadine - Sounds like a large black neighbor (ACS)Silent gym - Next to Keyless Chuck, best homeless guy name ever (ACS)Nuchilla - Sounds like a black vampire (Theo Von) (ACS)D' poleon - Black Napoleon (ACS)Luke Rockhold - Sounds like a character on The Flintstones (GS)Sissy squat - She was hot (AOTH)Beulah - The town horror (RD)Ronan Farrow - One of the best wheel men in Europe (ACS)Duke Bagg - Comedian Ian Bagg's brother (ACS)Root ball grinder - A horrible term for a bitchy wife (Ruth Ballgrinder and Harriet Mulcher) (Tim Allen) (ACS)Paul Funyun - Just a big dude who likes to have fun. Has a pink ox as a sidekick (ACS)Page/Savage - A great lawyer team (Adam Ray) (ACS)Ivar the Boneless - Ace’s dad’s nickname in high school. aka Jim the spineless (ACS)Bash Worthy - Comic strip's character name/title (ACS)Uncle Tom-bién - Mexican Uncle Tom (ACS)Alist Poon - An Indian exchange student who has cerebral palsy (ACS)Indignant Asswipes - Good name for an improv troupe (Gina) (ACS)Flora in Fauna - two black chicks that work for him (ADS)Cheap - Name of a he/she that literally went under sexual assignment surgery last month (ACS)Heroin (1)(Pronounced Ehr-o-win by JCVD) A character in Lord Of The Rings (Bryan) (ACS)Yersinia pestis - Ace did Celebrity Apprentice with that dude. He won that year (ADS)Morgue Mode - Sounds like a guy from Iceland who is a DJ (ACS)Rachel Bias - Great stripper name (ACS)Buzz Ramjet - Aviation attorney (ACS)Black Cherry - Stripper name Bryan (ACS)Saffron - Sassy black woman in Meg Whitman movie (ACS)Vibranium - a new black kid name from Black Panther (ACS)Bird Nerd - Marvel superhero (ACS)Morning Zoos/DJ's/Radio StationsGum and Condoms - (Show?)Dusty Labia - Adam's handle when he used to do AM Mornings. (ACS)Asscrack and Backsack in the morning with Sludge (LL)Crockpots and Headphones (ACS)Booger and Floor Wax (ACS)Almonds and Water (ACS)Cold Butter And Calves (ADS)Schluter And The Drain - Schluter has a thick Austrian accent , while "The Drain" has a super low voice (AOTH)Ace Rockolla - Just Google "Ace Rockolla Lightning round...." (LL)Fungus and Mold (Show?)Stupid and Petty (Show?)Eunice and Edgar - Bubba the Love Sponge's parents (ACS)Flip Flops and Fanny Packs (ACS)Hairy Shin - Does a KCRE show in the weekends (ACS)Deep Bra Grooves - Should be a Sirius XM station Channel 248, C+ and above! (ACS)Andy and Opie - Great Radio Show (ACS)QuietRock - Sounds like an easy listening rock station (AOTH)Quiet Crush - A good easy listening radio station (ACS)The Tool Box - SiriusXM took tune station aka KTOL (ACS)Ray's Enema Antics - New podcast on Carolla Digital (Bryan)(ACS)Doug Gets Blown While He Eats Pudding - Doug Benson's next podcast (ACS)Cat Packer - Used to do mornings with her brother, Fudge (ACS)Duke and Shinola - good morning show team (ACS)PlacesBoobville - (LL)Pedoph Isle aka Pedophile Island - Island where are all the pedophiles are sent to live. (Also a TV show/movie idea) (LL)Lil' Lord Fauntleroy’s Academy for Albino Hemophiliacs - Drew's childhood school (LL)Doesntexistizcan - Where presidential candidate Platitude's grandfather was from (ACS)Boga Raton - The world's worst resort spot (Show?)Meat Yard - Great name for a gay bar (ACS)Mister Fister's - Adam's all-time top name for a gay bar (ACS)Sub-Par - Worst name for a submarine sandwich shop (Show?)Queen Mary - Great name for a tranny bar (ACS)NuvaRing - A German racetrack. "The new Nissan GTR turned it in 7:21, faster than the Corvette." (Show?)Louis Pasteur Middle School (ACS)Helm’s Deep - World's first gay bar bakery (ACS)Kal Penn - One of the best sounding names to get an engineering degree from (ACS)Alaska State Motto - Love fishing but I hate your kids? Alaska! (PM)Duke University - John Wayne's college (ACS)Planned Possumhood - Planned Parenthood in Arkansas (ACS)Fruit Stand - Great name for a gay bar (ACS)Poo Poo City - Where Charles Fletcher Loomis' house is located (ACS)Blood Bank - Great name for a check cashing place in the hood (ACS)Bass Manor - Great name for a gay bar (ACS)The Dead C - Sounds like the worst name for a lesbian bar ever (ACS)Wood Bar - Good name for a gay bar (ACS)Ghost Load - Ride at Calico Ghost Town (ADS)Nasacort - Country club for Jewish folks where they play tennis at (ADS)L.A. HOTT (1) - An 80's bar with an outdoor door seating area (ACS)Fairy Wings - Good name for a bar on the west side (ACS)Second Hand/First World - Store that sells rich whitey’s high end stuff (ACS)The Lance Hunter - Perfect name for a gay bar (Dumb People Town)Pervert Park - Theo Vaughn grew up there (ACS)Big Sur - Great name for a big and tall shop (Show?)Studio Centric - Sounds like a Utopia. Between Valley Village and Sherman Oaks (AOTH)Asstard - Thor came from that planet (ACS)Grand Entrance - Great name for a gay bar (AOTH)Thermopolis - Where the Bun Boy is (ACS)The Turkish Embassy - Gay bar (ACS)Low Tide - Gay code for boner in the rear view mirror (ACS)Corumption - On the way to Vegas, where Heidi Fleiss lives with her macaws (ACS)C.C. Fichens - Sounds like a pretzel stand (Gina) (ACS)Timpani Barn - where to get timpani to go, has three big Mexicans in the kitchen (ACS)Heroin (2)(Pronounced Ehr-o-win by JCVD) The health food store in Venice (ACS)Pocket Passers - Next to Mister Fister’s (Gina) (ACS)MiscellaneousCleaning The Pink Turtle - Bryan's name for pleasuring oneself (ACS)Analingus - A new type of breath mint (LL)The Milk Of Arthritic Goats - A rabbi's curse: "May you suckle at the teet of the milk of arthritic goat!!!" (ACS)Carbon Dating - A black dating website (ACS)RU486 - Vanity plate for a guy who runs an abortion clinic (ADS)Jet Green - Amsterdam's Airlines (ACS)Stromer, Oldhafer and Carolla - World's worst law firm (AOTH)Ira Carolla - Sounds like an affliction "Oh my Ira Carolla's acting up" (ACS)Sawjay - Sounds French...gay word for sausage. "I was strokin' this dude’s sawjay" (ACS)Smokeless Cigarette - Name for Dr. Drew's honker after his prostate surgery (ADS)El Niño - Name of "Sinn" strip club DJ's cock (ACS)Blue Man - Crazy hairdresser's macaw who doesn't judge (PM)Lucia - An Italian moped (ACS)American Jewish World Service - A van that's begging to be shot at (ACS)E-aye? - Canadian version of EBay (ACS)Sweatpants Lesbian - What Adam would be. An in-between lesbian. Not a lipstick lesbian, not a butch dyke (ACS)SuckStrong - Bill Clinton's bracelet (ACS)Gaybus - Gay and bogus (ACS)Flappy Bird - The most offensive name for the vagina (ACS)G8 (Summit) - The Pontiac that Oprah gave away on her show (ACS)Oracle A The Delphi - Big new startup company (ADS)Crewkakke - A type of sweater (ACS)The Flying Dutchman - Great name for an Amsterdam airlines (ACS)Cleaning My Chain - Euphemism for beating off (ACS)Awesome Town - A gathering of three or more polar bears (ACS)Avocado - The Greek word for nut sack (ACS)Doucherette - A gum/patch that douchebags chew/use (ACS)Urban Milling -Black guys standing around (AOTH)Synesthesia - When you eat your own hair (ACS)Tuck Rule - When a guy pretends he's a chick and stands in front of the mirror (ACS)My #2 Pencil Is Out Of Lead - Another term for erectile dysfunction (ACS)Float A Bond - When a politician farts (RD)Vaginismus - black people's holiday, accompanied with a lot of ceremonial garb (ADS)Vaseline and Gauze - Elizabeth Taylor's new scent (ACS)Jewber - A drunk on a 10-speed (ACS)Chickpea - What Gina does when we camp (ACS)Oscar Squad (2) - Bad gay code (ACS)Airbus - Worst name for an aircraft. Sounds like “air donkey” (AOTH)Shailene Woodley - Sounds like the most fantastical verb/adverb combo. “I want to Shailene Woodley through a field of poppies with you” (Gina) (Twitter)Asshole Rider (2) - Worst piece of exercise equipment Vinnie’s ever endorsed (ACS)Diario La Prensa - Stealer of the jersey in Spanish (ACS)The Sicilian Fly Swatter - Sounds like a WWF move (Gina) (ACS)Jellyfish - Sounds like something your grandpa would buy for you at the mall (ACS)Fruit Fly - More politically correct term for fag hag (Show?)Jewgling - When a Jew "Googles" their symptoms (ACS)Tavares - David Wild's boner medicine (ACS)Jew -Over - A mulligan from a barmitzva. "Uh, I misread that...can I get a Jew-over?" (ACS)Ossified - That's a Don King word, there (ACS)Zero for Cecil - Worst charity ever (Bald Bryan) (ACS)A++ - A bra that Gina will never see (ACS)Joycelyn - A good name for Curly from the Three Stooges to say (ACS)Phallisee - Latin for "to see the penis" (ADS)Coffee Nap - Euphemism for pooping in your pants (ACS)USS Monitor - Doesn't sound like a ship of war, sounds like a night nurse (ACS)Dotard - A skirt a man wears (ACS)Wilding- Something derogatory that takes place in public pools in certain counties (ACS)Caveat - Latin for shitting on Adam's point (ADS)Festiva - Sounds like a boner medicine (ACS)Depeche Mode - French for “who dealt it?” (ADS)Beefy Clutch – The purse Gina thought Lady Gaga took to the Emmy’s (ACS)Sig Sauer - Something you would yell at Oktoberfest before downing a stiff stein of stout (ACS)Jeans day – Sounds like the special day for your special need son Gene, to raise money (ACS)Wilding - What takes place in public pools in certain counties (GS)4F - Can’t/won’t be eligible for the draft (ACS)Groupie - a kind of fish (ACS)The African chick - Horrible name for a boat (ACS)Inclusion rider - Snowboard for retarded kids (ACS)The Urethra - Bad name for a car (ACS)Mercury retrograde - when you take your index finger and shove it under your sack before you blow, and you belch it up later (ACS)UEFA - Transsexuals playing soccer with a balled up maxi pad (GS)Missed Connections- The worst airline ever (ACS)Carollo - Sounds like a Tool you’d use rarely (ACS)Brembo - that Mexican food company that makes that bread (Matt) (ACS)Futon - Chinese for bear trap (ACS)Food/DrinksDeer Bits - A venison cereal. Made of frosted deer flakes (Show?)Coco Chanel - Nestlé’s newest coffee flavor (ACS)Honey Dicks - Best cereal name ever (ACS)Dawson's Beard - A pudding flavor Ace saw at Whole Foods (ACS)Mighty Mutts - Worst breakfast cereal ever (ADS)Chillax - A cinnamon based drink from "Hector's" country (ACS)Black Dick - An English desert (ACS)Tardy Digression - Sounds like a finger food..."would you like another tardy digression?" "No, I'm saving room for the main meal" (IFYWABC)Double Bird Strike - Mixed drink created by Ace and Teresa. Made with Grey Goose, Wild Turkey, a splash of Canadian Club, and a splash of Hudson River water (ACS)GAYtorade - A sports drink for gay people, because they lose essential body fluids (ACS)University of Illinois At Urbana Champaign - Sounds like a carbonated drink for black people (ACS)Flinch Fuck - Part of a nutritious breakfast, and a healthy relationship (ADS)Phantom Punch - Something Bill Cosby gave his lady friends (ACS)Pansy Sauce - Goes good with some shrimp (ADS)Tilted Pillar - Kick ass IPA (AOTH)Shaver - A good name for a miniature pastrami sandwich (Cousin Sal Show)GPA - Something they add to children's cereal (ACS)Stellwell's - A new low fat snack cracker (ACS)Conchata Ferrell - A great cheese/unwanted cat (ACS)Poopwell's - One of the worst snacks Nabisco has ever put their name on (ACS)Belldini – Latest Taco Bell offering (ACS)Fuzzy Zoeller – Zima with a jigger of peach schnapps (ACS)Millennial Malaise - A sweet honey dipping sauce (ADS)Jelani Cobb - Sounds like an Indian dish (Gina) (ACS)Air Doodle - The very worst Super Bowl snack on the planet (ACS)Faygala - Jewish sports drink (ACS)Stroke Cane - Sounds like some sugary treat, mixed with a reach around (ACS)The Silence Breakers (2) - good name for a mint (ACS)Lesbian Squirt - Sponsor of the Dinah Shore Classic (ACS)Preemptive gay strike - Worst video game ever (ADS)TV Shows/MoviesCunt du' Jour - A great Bond villain name (ACS)Coffee and Donuts - (Charlie Coffee III and Johnny Donetti) Johnny's a tough street wise cop whose jive talking and plays by his own rules and Charlie's super uptight (LL)Pedoph Isle (aka) Pedophile Island - All pedophiles are sent to live on an isolated island, and a 747 full of Boy Scouts crash lands there and they have to fight to survive (Also a place) (ACS)Anus and Eyeball - Buddy cop TV show duo (ACS)Pussy Pioneer - John Candy's last movie (ACS)Red Velvet - Made up movie character Clown played by Paul Giamatti. "Was secret service, and someone died on his watch. Now he's takin to clownin'." Wears a red velvet clown outfit. (ACS)Destination Of The Semen - (Adam Ray) A movie Harrison Ford passed on twice (ACS)Gay Eye - Movie where Adam plays Buddy McKlan, a racist homophobic mechanic who is blinded in a freak hot transmission fluid accident. He gets the donor eyes from a gay guy who perished on a moped accident in Antigua. Co-starring Larry the Cable Guy as his best friend. (Co-written by Bryan Cranston) (ACS)Grinders - Sitcom where Jon Gruden moves in with Johnny Manziel (ACS)Squishy Red River - Movie that started John Wayne (Show?)Gusset And Cable - Perfect Cop buddy duo team (AOTH)Just One Of The Gays - Stars Shia LaBeouf (ACS)Hard Impact - Sounds like a Van Damme movie from the 90's (ACS)Hammer Pants And Ice - Worst cop detective duo from the 80's (ACS)Living With The Kilowatts - Adam's new animated series where they just leave toaster ovens on all day (ACS)Keep Calm And Rape A Lot - Worst Monty Python film ever (ACS)Medical Mishaps - New show Dave Coulier and Tawny Kitaen could host (ACS)Roaming With Bison - Another great Bill Murray movie (ACS)Gainesville Florida Financial Planner - Sounds like a Saturday Night Live skit (ACS)Blame the Bee Gees - Adam's next documentary (ACS)Adam Knees Your Dad In The Nuts - Adam's new game show (ACS)Navigeddon - Terrorists take over all of the GPS systems of cars, and send them careening into the Grand Canyon (ACS)Rings Of Honor - Terrorists take over Olympic training facility in Colorado Springs, and the athletes have to use their individual skills to escape. (Cameo by Randy Couture as the salty old coach) (ACS)Endless Time/Ample Time For Backup - Adam's new Netflix series (ACS)Tarred n' Feathered - Buddy flick starring a retarded guy and an Indian chief (Show?)Mr. Will Doo And Can Doo - PSA Motivational cartoon bathroom characters Will Doo (Played by Will Arnette) and Can Doo is shaped like a toilet. Filmed in kitschy Clutch Cargo style animation (ADS)Robot Lawyer - Great Phil Hartman bit (ACS)Umpire News Network - Adam's channel with umpires reporting. Unbiased reporting (ACS)Sofa Tard - New CW show coming soon (Matt) (AOTH)Junior Fantasy Island - Show where kids of reckless parents are shipped off to live with Bill Cosby and Felicia Rashad (ADS)2 And A Half Denali's - Hasn't been same since Sheen left (ACS)So Kanye - Sitcom from the 90's (ACS)Ridicuopothy - Sounds like a Mike Judge movie (ADS)Master Buck - One of John Candy's most controversial movies (ACS)LA HOTT (1) - An 80’s bar with an outdoor door seating area (ACS)Mother Hitler - Coming to TNT. Starring Patrick Swayze's bother, Don (ACS)Sink and Bounce - Movie about roller boogie from the 80's, starred Lil' Bow Wow (ACS)The Debs - A made up CW network show where you just put all the hot chicks in Hollywood (ACS)The Origin Story Of AIDS - Worst Marvel movie ever (Bryan)(ACS)Everybody Hates Vinnie - Horrible sitcom (ACS)Chick Clan - Good movie title (ACS)Condo in Redondo - Best movie I ever did (ADS)Red Lobsteria - New show Dr. Drew was talking about where African Americans form their own country (ACS)Earthquake rehab - Reality show Dr. drew seismic expert and a civil engineer come together (Rainn Wilson) (ACS)Rooster Jones - Great John Wayne movie. Super Fly meets True Grit (ACS)Ernest Bigot goes to..... (ACS)Nickels On The Job - First and only Jewish gum shoe on the job. ABC, Friday nights, 10:00 p.m. (ADS)Solicitor General - Great Danny Kaye movie (RD)Disjointed - Lorena Bobbitt biopic (ADS)Habib and Company - Horrible children's show (MS)Bobby's Room - Howie Mandel animated project from the 90's (ACS)Page/Savage - Great cop duo show from the ‘80’s (Adam Ray) (ACS)Paper Asshole - Great Tatum O’Neal film (ACS)L.A. HOTT (2) - Failed Steven Bochco series pilot (ACS)Pieces Of String Too Small To Use - Lena Dunham film from the late 90’s (ACS)Oscar Squad - New Marvel Movie (Gina) (ACS)Cortron/Melamine - Transformers (Gina) (ACS)Anoscope - Worst way to see a movie (ADS)Practical Rapist - New SNL character (Gina) (ACS)Superfoot - Worst Marvel movie ever (Bryan) (ACS)Celebrity Food Chain - Would be a great show (Jeff Cesario) (ACS)Backsack and Anus - Worst cop duo ever (RS)Korean moyle - ABC’s next sitcom (Jeff) ACSNanny Huntin ‘with Ted Nugent - Great reality show I’d watch (ACS)Progressive pope - New sitcom (Gina) ACSNick Mancuso: Construction Fluffer - New TV Show (AONT)Rush Blitzer - Adam’s character from his movie, “Snapper” (BSR)Books/Coffee Table BooksDade County Black Prom, 1985 (ACS)Here Are The Pajamas We Picture You In (ACS)Three Shitty Homes, One Washing Machine, Zero Dryers - Title of Adam's new book (Ray) (AOTH)Chapstick And Batteries - Title of Adam's next bestselling book (ACS)Who The Fuck Put Their Sombrero on My Keys? – Title of Adam’s next book (ACS)Cunt With A Grunt - Adam's favorite Dr. Seuss book (PM)You'll Never See A Cockroach Jog (PM)Kemo Skinny Calves - Adam's new children's book (ADS)You're Dyslexic And I'm Dumb - Adam and John Popper's collaborative next book (ACS)I Get It If You’re GWAR - Adam's next book (ACS)Bulk Magazine - Costco magazine that Jimmy Kimmell graced the cover of twice (ACS)Do You Have To Take Your Top Off To Dye Your Pubes, Drew? (LL)Glamping With Moriah - Adam's new book (ACS)From The Mouths of Babes (Hot Chicks Not Babies) (ACS)(The) Sweet Spot - Adam's next book (Bryan) (ACS)I Thought Things Would Be Better When I Was Rich (ACS)Radio Station Kitchen (ACS)Post-it Notes In Radio Station Kitchens (ACS)Comedy Club Green Rooms And The Sofas That Were Not Made For Them (ACS)Jethro, the Mexican Jew - A great children's book (Gina) (ACS)Professor and the Construction Worker -The worst children's book ever (ACS)Willie and the Weed - Good name for a children's book (ACS)What Black People Think White People Complain About (ACS)Everyone Eventually Becomes The Man (ACS)Recipe for Misery (1) - Name Of Adam’s next book (ACS)In Defense Of Black Face - Adam’s next book (ACS)Hurry Up And Make Sense (2) - Biography title of the Talking Heads (ACS)Native American NamesChief Thunderbear (LL)Dances With Cocks (ACS)Dances With Lipstick (ACS)Ol' Urethra Windows (ACS)Oxnard - Indian name meaning the balls of a bull (ACS)V/P NamesAbsorbent Rag - Good name for T's V (ACS)Hurt Locker - Another name for T's V (ACS)Judge's Mansion - Another name for T's GCmarket.com - Another name for T's V (ACS)City of Industry - Another name for T's V (ACS)Dutch Mook - Another name for T's V (ACS)s VNo Safe Spaces - Great name for T's V (ACS)Hobo Stove - Another name for A's V (ACS)Sausage Grinder - Another name for A's V (ACS)Dixville Notch - Another name for G's V (ACS)Snake River Canyon - Another name for G's V (ACS)Dakota Access Pipeline - Another name for G's V (ACS)The Holidome - Another name for G’s V (ACS)Discovery Bay - Great name for G's V (ACS)B.O. Box - Great name for G's V (ACS)Sea bag - Good name for G's V (ACS)El Portal - Great name for G's V (ACS)Harry Belafonte - Adam's name for his junk, if he were a woman (Show?)Top Gear - Another name for Adam’s junk (ACS)El Gordo/King Taco - Good name for G’s V (ACS)Submitted June 02, 2018 at 02:21PM by Texas1971 https://www.reddit.com/AdamCarolla/comments/8o2hxt/carollaisms\\\_june/?utm\\\_source=iftttvia /AdamCarollaSubmitted June 02, 2018 at 02:48PM by peterboykin https://www.reddit.com/MagaFirstNews/comments/8o2oh9/carollaisms\\_june/?utm\\_source=iftttvia /MagaFirstNews
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2018.06.02 23:23 peterboykin Carollaisms J(une)

Carollaisms J(une)
Carollaisms J(une)Carollaisms (June)Band Names/Rap StarsMitt Romney and the One Percenters (ACS)ManAyz - Rap star (LL)D'Bagz - Rap star (LL)Maxi Pad - An all-girl band that knows how to rock (LL)Dick Tingle - One of the best blues men in the business (Show?)Lynette and the Lackeys (ACS)Straw Hat and the Bowties - Jerry Springer's dixieland band who plays at the Knott's Berry Farm Good Time Theater (ACS)Gut Fluffer (ACS)Johnny Beaumont and The Legionnaires - All wear matching powder blue tuxedoes (ACS)Automatic Vaginismus – Great band name (LL)Dissuade/D’ Suede - Rappeproducer of Kanye/one of Kim's ex beaus (ACS)Starchy Deuce - Band that should be produced by D' Suede (ACS)Narthex - (ACS)Epileptic Declawed Hamster - That is a helluva punk band right there (ACS)Loretta Lynch - Country singer who sang "Stand By Your Man" (ACS)The Areolas - Covered an Eagles song in the ‘90s (ACS)Fleece and Flannel - One of the best lesbian acoustic duos you will ever see (ACS)3 Chainz - Rap star (ACS)Blues Squatter - Adam's dad’s band name (ACS)Tampon Kayak - One of Seattle's greatest, but least heard of indie bands (ACS)Jizz Grenade (LL)Dryer Fire - Hot indie band name (ACS)Iranian Revolutionary Guard - Prince's backup band (ACS)Rape Kit - Name of Adam's band from high school (ACS)Nog Bong - A band Adam was in in high school (ACS)Bum Blazer – Adam’s band in high school (ACS)White Trash Kimchi - Another good band name (Bald Bryan) (ACS)White Noise - Adam's rap name (ADS)Promethazine - Lil Wayne's sister (ADS)Light Rail - Great Rap name (ADS)Danny In The Joint - Good indie band name (ACS)Anal Cleft - One of the worst reggae singers to leave Jamaica (ACS)Anal Cleft and the Taints - Great reggae group (ACS)MEL-ROL - One of The Spice Girls (AOTH)D'bris - Great Rap name (ACS)Cisgender - A militant female rapper....for the ladies (ACS)Krav Maga (1) - Country singing Jew (ACS)Lynette and Paulette - Sounds like a singing duo from the 60's (RD)Nuts In The Sink - Name of Ray’s new band (Ray) (AOTH)SubDude - Pete Holmes' rap name (ACS)Ray And The Enemas - Blues singer and his backup band (ADS)Yakov Crutchfield - He has a show in Branson (ADS)Mac 18 - Adam’s favorite rapper (RD)Tremble Lean – Adam’s rap name (ACBSL)Sticker Back – Worst band out of Canada ever (ACS)Pennywise and Pound Foolish - A band from the ‘90's (RD)Strawberry Shortcake's Neti Pot - Great band name (Twitter)Puffy Elon Musk - Worst rapper ever (ACS)Pantera Club at Laguna Seca (Twitter)Savage Body Attack - New wave romantic band Ace was in when he was 19 (FBL)Jumping Jazzy Jews - Jeff Goldblum's jazz band (ACS)Snore Cherry - Great band name (ACS)Pat Benatard - Pat Benatar cover band (ACS)Rancid Nuts - Good band name (ACS)Gary And The Knotholes - Good band name (AOTH)Tampon Canoe - Good indie band (ACS)One Erection - A good boy band (ACS)Flushin' Dew - A good country duo (ACS)Armo Jeweler - Great band name (RD)Radon - (Lynette thinks) there a Whitesnake cover-band (ACS)The Taste Of Ace - Great band name (ACS)King Grape and the Raisinettes (GS)Concord Grape and the Raisinettes (GS)Gary Taco - Love that band (ACS)The Silence Breakers (2) - Good punk band (Gina) (ACS)Daddy’s Got A Dually – Good country song (ACS)Dip Curtain - Good indie band (ACS)Crystal Lobbyists - Sounds like a great techno band (ACS)Narcissistic Monk -Great indie band (GS)Sporty Prius - Worst of the Spice Girls (ACS)Laden and Bravado - 70s duo who opened for Seals n Crofts (ACS)The Bouncers - great band name (ACS)Hurry up and make sense (1) - a good talking heads album (ACS)Appropriate Sombrero - Maxapada’s next band name (Bryan) (ACS)Flirtatious Contrail - great rap name (GS)Jack Johnson - Guy from The White Stripes aka The Black Stripes (ACS)Song TitlesMeatless Mondays - Horrible Bangles song (Show?)Measles and Commuter Trains - Worst Christmas song ever (ACS)White Guys Be Ownin' Everything - Adam's next hit (ACS)Blood On The Grout - John Cougar Mellencamp song (ACS)No Blood In The Peckeroo - Good John Cougar song (ACS)Mellen's Gold - A three disc box set of nothing but John Cougar Mellencamp hits (ACS)Freaks, Retards and Jews - Not a Cher song (ACS)Pedophile Cops - Good Cheap Trick song (ACS)Pig Anus Soup - Favorite Rolling Stones album (Bryan) (ACS)That Dog Don’t Mess With Olga and Natalia Don’t Spit No Mo’ - Sounds like a Mississippi Delta blues song (Bryan) (ACS)Goggles Are For Pussies - Trace Adkins' number one hit (ACAFBSL)Whistle While You Masturbate - The lost Disney song aka "Whistle While You Jerk" (ACS)12 Pack & Dick's Hard - Name of Adam's new album (Gina) (ACS)Blood and Soil - A good Smithereens song (ACS)Pina Colada in Amsterdam - Worst Jimmy Buffet song ever (ACS)Tough Times In The City - Great Nick Gilder song (ACS)I've Got A Hamster In My Scrotum And He's Looking For His Keys - That's a good country song (ACS)Gay Hitler -Great Elvis Costello song (ACS)Tard On The Tool Shed - Good Mellenamp song (AOTH)Condo in Redondo - Sublime song (ADS)Animoji - Band that sung "Obsession" (ACS)People Who Have Lost People - Worst Barbara Streisand song ever (ACS)Tilted Heart - Great Tammy Wynette song (ADS)Yoga wood - Great Beatles song (ACS)Anal cleft - Song from the Sound of Music (ACS)Morgue Mode - Sounds like a guy from Iceland who is a DJ (ACS)I’ve got a Saturday and two friends - great country song (Gina) (ACS)Recipe for Misery (2) - Title of the next Guns N Roses album (ACS)Circling Back To Baldwin - Good name for a country song (ACS)Keistered in Winnipeg - (Bald’s) favorite Willie Nelson song (ACS)Football Players/Athletes/Teams:Legs Akimbo - Wide Receiver (ACS)Feral Katz - Nose Tackle (ACS)L' Brarian Booker - Wide Receiver (ACS)Oscar Buzz - Linebacker (ACS)DeVigorous Lover - Wide Receiver (ACS)Nadir Zenith - Placekicker (ACS)DeGluten Free - Offensive Lineman (ACS)Tangy Mango - Fullback (ACS)N'Farious Plan - (position?) (ACS)Modular Holmes - (position?) (ACS)Fortuitous Bounce - Safety (ACS)Operatin' Thetan - (ACS) Quarterback for the Washington Redskins (ACS)Minority Banks - HOF OLB who died tragically in a car wreck shortly after his HOF induction, a natural athlete, he played option QB in college along with being a stand out member of the track team, and in high school he was captain of the basketball team. Survived by his twin brother Majority Banks, who also played in the league, and daughter Recuser Banks who many believe was the best athlete in the family (ACS)Coach Platitude - "Take a knee son...helmet's not a chair" (ACS)Glendora Bevmo - Mother of DeVigorous Lover and L' Brarian Booker (different fathers, of course) (ACS)Marshall Law - (Allison) (ACS)Orlando Ceeworld - (position?) (ACS)Du Vatine - (position?) (Show?)Raja Slate - Super fast wide-out out of Marshall via LSU (AOTH)Moe Greene - Great corner for the Washington Redskins in the 80’s (ACS)Bronx Defenders - Sounds like a AAA hockey team (RD)Medical Error - Slipped in the draft due to a video being released just prior (ACS)Homeo Stasis (position?) (ACS)Capybara - The greatest name for a major league skipper (ACS)Ejaxico Johnson (position?) (ACS)Radiant Barrier vs. Attic Fan - The worst WWE matchup ever to grace the stage (AOTH)Bamboo Brick - one of the greatest mixed martial artists on the planet (AOTH)Dexter Methorphan - He did not participate in the combines, but his coaches say he can run a 4.3 (Twitter)Bob Jacuzzi - Great point guard for the Celtics aka "THE COOZE" (ACS)Shame Negation - Picked to leave Clemson early and go very early in the draft this year. (ADS)Entertainment Crackers - Another name for the Washington Generals ACSHardibacker - Good name for an inside backer (ACS)Osmosis - Black dude. Forward for the Knicks who might or might not have been traded (ADS)Onus Wilson - NFL draftee (ACS)World Be Mine - Adam’s new basketball name (ACS)Porn Star Names/Terms/Gay Code:Spoodini - (LL)Rocky Stucco - (AOTH)No Can Doo - Backdoor anal queen of China (ACS)Kristallnacht - Worst porn star name in the business (ACS)Madison Avenue (I am Rappaport Podcast)Hero Du Jour (I am Rappaport Podcast)Kindle Fire (ACS)Jackson Hole - Gay porn actor (ACS)Col. Duke Lacrosse - Adam's porn name (LL)Duke Circumference - Adam's gay porn name (ACS)Rich Data - Gay porn actor (Show?)Tom Foolery - Gay porn actor (Show?)Honey Dijon - Great porn star name (Show?)Aids Machete - One of Adam's gay porn names. "Very short stint, I only did 2 weeks with that name, so it was like 41 movies." (ACS)Bryce Canyon - Great gay porn name (ACS)The Italian Coastguard - A gay move. "Let me just start with basic anal, then I'll slide into the Italian Coast Guard." (ACS)Tetanus Gym - Good gay porn name "Who you working with?" "Tetanus Gym." "Oh boy, make sure you're on top" (ACS)Shared A Back Fence - gay slang (ACS)Mea Culpa - Adam's porn name (ACS)Hand Twins - Gay code (ACS)Backscatter - Porn technology (PM)Cajun Tree Climber - Gay code (AOTH)Snow Blower- Gay code (AOTH)Stump Grinder - Gay code (AOTH)Tumbler And Coaster - Adam's gay slang replacement for "top and bottom" (PM)Go For A Bike Ride - Gay code (ACS)Artie Fartie - Adam's porn name from the 80's (ACS)Road Island Ray - Ray's porn name (AOTH)38KKK -A type of porn that comes out of Kentucky (ACS)Tech Screw - A dirty website for geeks (ACS)Bearvalanche - Worst gay move ever (ACS)Wacked Off Pieces Of Cactus - Gay code for gay rough trade (ACS)Brad Nail - Good gay porn name (ADS)Lightning Rod - Good gay porn name for Milo Yiannopplous (ADS)Milk Barn - Another name for Adam's bathroom sink (ACS)Meat Thievery - That's just good gay code (ACS)Hairy Shin - Adam's gay porn name (ACS)Asian Persuasion - Sounds like a good name for a porn series Asian persuasion 16 (ACS)Cock Holster - Good movie series, cock holster 14 (ACS)Celebrity Du Jour - Great porn name (ACS)Europol - Another great porn name (ACS)Roy Wood - Adam's gay porn name (ACS)Tank slapper - Gay slang (Gina) (ACS)Porch Pirate - Gay term (ACS)Mad Chuck - The world's worst name for a gay porn star (AOTH)Sweat lodge - Gay code (ACS)The L.A. Underground - Sounds like a gay bar (M&J)Skin and grin - Gay slang (ACS)Rear Admiral - The name of one of the best bars on west side (ACS)Loaded for bear - Now a gay term (GS)Fruit Of The Year - A porn Dave (Dameshek) starred in (ACS)The Lebanese Comedian - Ace's favorite sex position (ACS)Cockout - When a gay guy doesn't try very hard (ACS)Margana Wood - Porn name (ACS)Hugh Bris - Porn star (RD)Matte Clear - Fondalier’s gay porn name (AOTH)Palatial Estates – A good 80’s fake tittie porn name (AOTH)Cokie Roberts - Great porn name (ACS)Armenian Christmas - An unspeakable sexual act in prison. "Johnny ratted out the white supremacists to the warden, so they gave him an Armenian Christmas" (Show?)Ride The Pine - Gay slang (ADS)Meet Gaze - Gay slang (ACS)Asshole Rider - Gay slang (ACS)Cash Widedick - Ace's porn name if you can call an apple a honey crisp. (ACS)Shanda Lear - Great stripper name (Gina) (ACS)Fiery Cherry - Good porn name (ACS)Jerk the wheel - Code for masturbation (ACS)Giddyup Titties - Gina’s porn name (Gina) (ACS)French astronaut - Great gay slang (ACS)Mr Bandera - gay code (ACS)Beefmato/Clamato - sounds like names of venerial diseases (ACS)Spanner - Australian gay code (ACS)Rocky tenure - Adam’s gay porn name (ACS)The End Game - One of Stormy Daniels movie titles (RD)Room for cream - Great porno title (Gina) (ACS)Pedialyte shower - Worst sexual act ever (Sklar) (ACS)Foot Zunki - Add-on to the Pedialyte shower (ACS)Self rimming sink - gay slang (AOTH)Harvey Mudd - gay bar drink where vermouth and bartender shit is mixed in a goblet (ACS)Barney’s Beanery - ultimate name for a gay bar (ACS)Parallel park both ways - euphemism for being bi (GS)The Big Three - Gerago’s junk (RD)73 - When a fat guy tries to 69 with a chubby prostitute he met at a ham radio convention(ACS)Backlog - Stormy Daniels movie title (Bryan)(ACS)Miscellaneous PeopleTrajectory Hagar - High school kid "heading down the wrong path" in life (ACS)Slick Mouth - Adam's prison name (ACS)Rich Carless - Cool homeless guy name (ACS)Keyless Chuck - Best homeless guy name (ACS)Nasal Ranger - Worst superhero name ever (Gina) (ACS)Krav Maga (2) - Good name for a sheriff (ADS)Hubcap Annie - Horror that hangs out with Keyless Chuck (ACS)Becky Honkington (Allison) (ACS)Monica Chugscock - (Pronounced "Shuggscawk") (ADS)Tyvek DuPont - Best rich guy’s name (AOTH)Mattress - A Model/actress (ACS)Hofmeister Kink - Nazi war criminal who's been in hiding in Brazil for the past 61 years. aka Jake Johnson (ACS)Serpiginous - The world's wimpiest swordsman. Sir Piginous of Wussville (LL)Chick Fil a - Great play-by-play guy for the Warriors from the 70’s (Show?)Peri Menopausal - Best P.I. working the Chicago beat (LL)Whiskey Dick - The neighborhood pedophile in the clown outfit (ACS)Surge - Guy that drives for ÜBER (ACS)Babbling Brook - Great name for a female cattle auctioneer (PM)Terra Firma - Name of the "woman of color" that heckled Adam at a Ventura live show and was removed by force (The Ranker Podcast)Octomom - Great Batman villain (Bryan) (ACS)Larry The Cabinet Guy - Failed Israeli comic…"Don't get 'er done!" (ACS)Rod Blagojevich - Joe Francis' slimy brother who sells above ground pools out of a primered van (ACS)Cockchug Man - The gay superhero in The Village People that wears just all leather (ACS)MEL-ROL- She's one of The Spice Girls (AOTH)Hand Farts - A new comedian Adam had never heard of (ACS)Juan Jeremy - The greatest international film star ever (ACS)Bitchathane Jackson - Good name for a "sista" (ACS)Tobar - Perfect caveman name (ACS)Vroman - A fast moving Roman (ACS)Korn Syrup and Fructose - Women of color who work at the strip club with Jade (stage 4) (ACS)Fred Meyer - Lucy's neighbor (ACS)Kimchi - The Asian flutist (ACS)Pacoima - The mechanic from Taxi (ACS)Dick Salt - NATO Alliance General (ACS)Dick Salt (2) - Manger of the Mariners in the early 70’s (Bryan) (ACS)Caramel And Fudge - Two more African-American prostitutes that lived in the apartment above Adam’s (ACS)Peaches - The whore that lived upstairs (ACS)F. Me Bailey - Greatest lawyer of all time (RD)Agua Caliente - Loves that guy. He does a great John Madden (ACS)Senior Penis - One the most dangerous drug lords to ever work (ADS)Shill Du'Jour - Good Bond secretary name (RD)Brexit Romero - Sounds like an International assassin (ACS)Lugansk - That gay diver who hit his head and gave the whole Canadian team AIDS (ACS)Leak O'rama - A Dutch action star, starred in “Sudden Death” (AOTH)Vaginismus - Great black guy name (ADS)Normcore - Guy that owns Westwood one (ACS)LaTolstoy - Great black guy name (ACS)Shapiro – Artist who is really good at anime. Died in the 60’s but was a real trendsetter (ACS)Chuck Spears – Good name for a racist. “Hey you workin’ with Chuck Spears over at the Klan?” (ACS)Norethindrone - DAG’s Sister (CLL)La Tuskegee - Black airline pilot (ACS)C-clamps – Nickname for Adam’s step-mom. “Ol’ C-clamps locked me out of the house again.” (ACS)Harry Nilsson - (Gary thinks) he does the voices on The Simpsons (ADS)Nutella - Great name for a crazy black woman (ACS)Sia - The perfect person to break up with. Would be perfect if she was dating Jack (hit the road Jack) (ACS)The Ball Catcher - What Adam used to call Ray's ass in junior high (ACFBSL)MOAB - Matt's new nickname (Mother of All Buttholes) (AONTH)Trip Reeb - Great name for a white guy (ACS)Merle Horn - One of the greatest best ropers to ever come down the Pecos (ACS)The Boring Machine - Lynette's name for Adam (ACS)Avocado Hand - The nickname of Eric Clapton's brother (Chet) who works at a Mexican place and is charge of the guacamole (ACS)Bagel Hand - Clapton's Jewish cousin (ACS)Fa-Sheeya (fascia) - A heavy set woman of color that works at the DMV (ACAFBSL)Ghrelin - New AM/PM mascot (ACS)Krav Maga (3) - An Israeli Captain from 1946 (ACS)Cuban Boa - Sounds like a dark skinned trannie (ACS)Gabardine - She's a very chatty woman of color middle-aged and she'll talk your ear off. (ACS)Guy Dudebro - Greatest name ever (AOTH)Otto Warmbier- Simultaneously the greatest and worst beer master brewer name ever (ACS)Leif Geragos - Greatest rocking attorney ever Viking rocker attorney (ACS)Ernest J. Bigot - "I'm just asking....I'm just wanna know...." (ACS)Panzanella - Cobra's full name (ACS)Sheet Metal Nibbler - Great name for Matt the porcelain punisher (AOTH)Big Grenadine - Sounds like a large black neighbor (ACS)Silent gym - Next to Keyless Chuck, best homeless guy name ever (ACS)Nuchilla - Sounds like a black vampire (Theo Von) (ACS)D' poleon - Black Napoleon (ACS)Luke Rockhold - Sounds like a character on The Flintstones (GS)Sissy squat - She was hot (AOTH)Beulah - The town horror (RD)Ronan Farrow - One of the best wheel men in Europe (ACS)Duke Bagg - Comedian Ian Bagg's brother (ACS)Root ball grinder - A horrible term for a bitchy wife (Ruth Ballgrinder and Harriet Mulcher) (Tim Allen) (ACS)Paul Funyun - Just a big dude who likes to have fun. Has a pink ox as a sidekick (ACS)Page/Savage - A great lawyer team (Adam Ray) (ACS)Ivar the Boneless - Ace’s dad’s nickname in high school. aka Jim the spineless (ACS)Bash Worthy - Comic strip's character name/title (ACS)Uncle Tom-bién - Mexican Uncle Tom (ACS)Alist Poon - An Indian exchange student who has cerebral palsy (ACS)Indignant Asswipes - Good name for an improv troupe (Gina) (ACS)Flora in Fauna - two black chicks that work for him (ADS)Cheap - Name of a he/she that literally went under sexual assignment surgery last month (ACS)Heroin (1)(Pronounced Ehr-o-win by JCVD) A character in Lord Of The Rings (Bryan) (ACS)Yersinia pestis - Ace did Celebrity Apprentice with that dude. He won that year (ADS)Morgue Mode - Sounds like a guy from Iceland who is a DJ (ACS)Rachel Bias - Great stripper name (ACS)Buzz Ramjet - Aviation attorney (ACS)Black Cherry - Stripper name Bryan (ACS)Saffron - Sassy black woman in Meg Whitman movie (ACS)Vibranium - a new black kid name from Black Panther (ACS)Bird Nerd - Marvel superhero (ACS)Morning Zoos/DJ's/Radio StationsGum and Condoms - (Show?)Dusty Labia - Adam's handle when he used to do AM Mornings. (ACS)Asscrack and Backsack in the morning with Sludge (LL)Crockpots and Headphones (ACS)Booger and Floor Wax (ACS)Almonds and Water (ACS)Cold Butter And Calves (ADS)Schluter And The Drain - Schluter has a thick Austrian accent , while "The Drain" has a super low voice (AOTH)Ace Rockolla - Just Google "Ace Rockolla Lightning round...." (LL)Fungus and Mold (Show?)Stupid and Petty (Show?)Eunice and Edgar - Bubba the Love Sponge's parents (ACS)Flip Flops and Fanny Packs (ACS)Hairy Shin - Does a KCRE show in the weekends (ACS)Deep Bra Grooves - Should be a Sirius XM station Channel 248, C+ and above! (ACS)Andy and Opie - Great Radio Show (ACS)QuietRock - Sounds like an easy listening rock station (AOTH)Quiet Crush - A good easy listening radio station (ACS)The Tool Box - SiriusXM took tune station aka KTOL (ACS)Ray's Enema Antics - New podcast on Carolla Digital (Bryan)(ACS)Doug Gets Blown While He Eats Pudding - Doug Benson's next podcast (ACS)Cat Packer - Used to do mornings with her brother, Fudge (ACS)Duke and Shinola - good morning show team (ACS)PlacesBoobville - (LL)Pedoph Isle aka Pedophile Island - Island where are all the pedophiles are sent to live. (Also a TV show/movie idea) (LL)Lil' Lord Fauntleroy’s Academy for Albino Hemophiliacs - Drew's childhood school (LL)Doesntexistizcan - Where presidential candidate Platitude's grandfather was from (ACS)Boga Raton - The world's worst resort spot (Show?)Meat Yard - Great name for a gay bar (ACS)Mister Fister's - Adam's all-time top name for a gay bar (ACS)Sub-Par - Worst name for a submarine sandwich shop (Show?)Queen Mary - Great name for a tranny bar (ACS)NuvaRing - A German racetrack. "The new Nissan GTR turned it in 7:21, faster than the Corvette." (Show?)Louis Pasteur Middle School (ACS)Helm’s Deep - World's first gay bar bakery (ACS)Kal Penn - One of the best sounding names to get an engineering degree from (ACS)Alaska State Motto - Love fishing but I hate your kids? Alaska! (PM)Duke University - John Wayne's college (ACS)Planned Possumhood - Planned Parenthood in Arkansas (ACS)Fruit Stand - Great name for a gay bar (ACS)Poo Poo City - Where Charles Fletcher Loomis' house is located (ACS)Blood Bank - Great name for a check cashing place in the hood (ACS)Bass Manor - Great name for a gay bar (ACS)The Dead C - Sounds like the worst name for a lesbian bar ever (ACS)Wood Bar - Good name for a gay bar (ACS)Ghost Load - Ride at Calico Ghost Town (ADS)Nasacort - Country club for Jewish folks where they play tennis at (ADS)L.A. HOTT (1) - An 80's bar with an outdoor door seating area (ACS)Fairy Wings - Good name for a bar on the west side (ACS)Second Hand/First World - Store that sells rich whitey’s high end stuff (ACS)The Lance Hunter - Perfect name for a gay bar (Dumb People Town)Pervert Park - Theo Vaughn grew up there (ACS)Big Sur - Great name for a big and tall shop (Show?)Studio Centric - Sounds like a Utopia. Between Valley Village and Sherman Oaks (AOTH)Asstard - Thor came from that planet (ACS)Grand Entrance - Great name for a gay bar (AOTH)Thermopolis - Where the Bun Boy is (ACS)The Turkish Embassy - Gay bar (ACS)Low Tide - Gay code for boner in the rear view mirror (ACS)Corumption - On the way to Vegas, where Heidi Fleiss lives with her macaws (ACS)C.C. Fichens - Sounds like a pretzel stand (Gina) (ACS)Timpani Barn - where to get timpani to go, has three big Mexicans in the kitchen (ACS)Heroin (2)(Pronounced Ehr-o-win by JCVD) The health food store in Venice (ACS)Pocket Passers - Next to Mister Fister’s (Gina) (ACS)MiscellaneousCleaning The Pink Turtle - Bryan's name for pleasuring oneself (ACS)Analingus - A new type of breath mint (LL)The Milk Of Arthritic Goats - A rabbi's curse: "May you suckle at the teet of the milk of arthritic goat!!!" (ACS)Carbon Dating - A black dating website (ACS)RU486 - Vanity plate for a guy who runs an abortion clinic (ADS)Jet Green - Amsterdam's Airlines (ACS)Stromer, Oldhafer and Carolla - World's worst law firm (AOTH)Ira Carolla - Sounds like an affliction "Oh my Ira Carolla's acting up" (ACS)Sawjay - Sounds French...gay word for sausage. "I was strokin' this dude’s sawjay" (ACS)Smokeless Cigarette - Name for Dr. Drew's honker after his prostate surgery (ADS)El Niño - Name of "Sinn" strip club DJ's cock (ACS)Blue Man - Crazy hairdresser's macaw who doesn't judge (PM)Lucia - An Italian moped (ACS)American Jewish World Service - A van that's begging to be shot at (ACS)E-aye? - Canadian version of EBay (ACS)Sweatpants Lesbian - What Adam would be. An in-between lesbian. Not a lipstick lesbian, not a butch dyke (ACS)SuckStrong - Bill Clinton's bracelet (ACS)Gaybus - Gay and bogus (ACS)Flappy Bird - The most offensive name for the vagina (ACS)G8 (Summit) - The Pontiac that Oprah gave away on her show (ACS)Oracle A The Delphi - Big new startup company (ADS)Crewkakke - A type of sweater (ACS)The Flying Dutchman - Great name for an Amsterdam airlines (ACS)Cleaning My Chain - Euphemism for beating off (ACS)Awesome Town - A gathering of three or more polar bears (ACS)Avocado - The Greek word for nut sack (ACS)Doucherette - A gum/patch that douchebags chew/use (ACS)Urban Milling -Black guys standing around (AOTH)Synesthesia - When you eat your own hair (ACS)Tuck Rule - When a guy pretends he's a chick and stands in front of the mirror (ACS)My #2 Pencil Is Out Of Lead - Another term for erectile dysfunction (ACS)Float A Bond - When a politician farts (RD)Vaginismus - black people's holiday, accompanied with a lot of ceremonial garb (ADS)Vaseline and Gauze - Elizabeth Taylor's new scent (ACS)Jewber - A drunk on a 10-speed (ACS)Chickpea - What Gina does when we camp (ACS)Oscar Squad (2) - Bad gay code (ACS)Airbus - Worst name for an aircraft. Sounds like “air donkey” (AOTH)Shailene Woodley - Sounds like the most fantastical verb/adverb combo. “I want to Shailene Woodley through a field of poppies with you” (Gina) (Twitter)Asshole Rider (2) - Worst piece of exercise equipment Vinnie’s ever endorsed (ACS)Diario La Prensa - Stealer of the jersey in Spanish (ACS)The Sicilian Fly Swatter - Sounds like a WWF move (Gina) (ACS)Jellyfish - Sounds like something your grandpa would buy for you at the mall (ACS)Fruit Fly - More politically correct term for fag hag (Show?)Jewgling - When a Jew "Googles" their symptoms (ACS)Tavares - David Wild's boner medicine (ACS)Jew -Over - A mulligan from a barmitzva. "Uh, I misread that...can I get a Jew-over?" (ACS)Ossified - That's a Don King word, there (ACS)Zero for Cecil - Worst charity ever (Bald Bryan) (ACS)A++ - A bra that Gina will never see (ACS)Joycelyn - A good name for Curly from the Three Stooges to say (ACS)Phallisee - Latin for "to see the penis" (ADS)Coffee Nap - Euphemism for pooping in your pants (ACS)USS Monitor - Doesn't sound like a ship of war, sounds like a night nurse (ACS)Dotard - A skirt a man wears (ACS)Wilding- Something derogatory that takes place in public pools in certain counties (ACS)Caveat - Latin for shitting on Adam's point (ADS)Festiva - Sounds like a boner medicine (ACS)Depeche Mode - French for “who dealt it?” (ADS)Beefy Clutch – The purse Gina thought Lady Gaga took to the Emmy’s (ACS)Sig Sauer - Something you would yell at Oktoberfest before downing a stiff stein of stout (ACS)Jeans day – Sounds like the special day for your special need son Gene, to raise money (ACS)Wilding - What takes place in public pools in certain counties (GS)4F - Can’t/won’t be eligible for the draft (ACS)Groupie - a kind of fish (ACS)The African chick - Horrible name for a boat (ACS)Inclusion rider - Snowboard for retarded kids (ACS)The Urethra - Bad name for a car (ACS)Mercury retrograde - when you take your index finger and shove it under your sack before you blow, and you belch it up later (ACS)UEFA - Transsexuals playing soccer with a balled up maxi pad (GS)Missed Connections- The worst airline ever (ACS)Carollo - Sounds like a Tool you’d use rarely (ACS)Brembo - that Mexican food company that makes that bread (Matt) (ACS)Futon - Chinese for bear trap (ACS)Food/DrinksDeer Bits - A venison cereal. Made of frosted deer flakes (Show?)Coco Chanel - Nestlé’s newest coffee flavor (ACS)Honey Dicks - Best cereal name ever (ACS)Dawson's Beard - A pudding flavor Ace saw at Whole Foods (ACS)Mighty Mutts - Worst breakfast cereal ever (ADS)Chillax - A cinnamon based drink from "Hector's" country (ACS)Black Dick - An English desert (ACS)Tardy Digression - Sounds like a finger food..."would you like another tardy digression?" "No, I'm saving room for the main meal" (IFYWABC)Double Bird Strike - Mixed drink created by Ace and Teresa. Made with Grey Goose, Wild Turkey, a splash of Canadian Club, and a splash of Hudson River water (ACS)GAYtorade - A sports drink for gay people, because they lose essential body fluids (ACS)University of Illinois At Urbana Champaign - Sounds like a carbonated drink for black people (ACS)Flinch Fuck - Part of a nutritious breakfast, and a healthy relationship (ADS)Phantom Punch - Something Bill Cosby gave his lady friends (ACS)Pansy Sauce - Goes good with some shrimp (ADS)Tilted Pillar - Kick ass IPA (AOTH)Shaver - A good name for a miniature pastrami sandwich (Cousin Sal Show)GPA - Something they add to children's cereal (ACS)Stellwell's - A new low fat snack cracker (ACS)Conchata Ferrell - A great cheese/unwanted cat (ACS)Poopwell's - One of the worst snacks Nabisco has ever put their name on (ACS)Belldini – Latest Taco Bell offering (ACS)Fuzzy Zoeller – Zima with a jigger of peach schnapps (ACS)Millennial Malaise - A sweet honey dipping sauce (ADS)Jelani Cobb - Sounds like an Indian dish (Gina) (ACS)Air Doodle - The very worst Super Bowl snack on the planet (ACS)Faygala - Jewish sports drink (ACS)Stroke Cane - Sounds like some sugary treat, mixed with a reach around (ACS)The Silence Breakers (2) - good name for a mint (ACS)Lesbian Squirt - Sponsor of the Dinah Shore Classic (ACS)Preemptive gay strike - Worst video game ever (ADS)TV Shows/MoviesCunt du' Jour - A great Bond villain name (ACS)Coffee and Donuts - (Charlie Coffee III and Johnny Donetti) Johnny's a tough street wise cop whose jive talking and plays by his own rules and Charlie's super uptight (LL)Pedoph Isle (aka) Pedophile Island - All pedophiles are sent to live on an isolated island, and a 747 full of Boy Scouts crash lands there and they have to fight to survive (Also a place) (ACS)Anus and Eyeball - Buddy cop TV show duo (ACS)Pussy Pioneer - John Candy's last movie (ACS)Red Velvet - Made up movie character Clown played by Paul Giamatti. "Was secret service, and someone died on his watch. Now he's takin to clownin'." Wears a red velvet clown outfit. (ACS)Destination Of The Semen - (Adam Ray) A movie Harrison Ford passed on twice (ACS)Gay Eye - Movie where Adam plays Buddy McKlan, a racist homophobic mechanic who is blinded in a freak hot transmission fluid accident. He gets the donor eyes from a gay guy who perished on a moped accident in Antigua. Co-starring Larry the Cable Guy as his best friend. (Co-written by Bryan Cranston) (ACS)Grinders - Sitcom where Jon Gruden moves in with Johnny Manziel (ACS)Squishy Red River - Movie that started John Wayne (Show?)Gusset And Cable - Perfect Cop buddy duo team (AOTH)Just One Of The Gays - Stars Shia LaBeouf (ACS)Hard Impact - Sounds like a Van Damme movie from the 90's (ACS)Hammer Pants And Ice - Worst cop detective duo from the 80's (ACS)Living With The Kilowatts - Adam's new animated series where they just leave toaster ovens on all day (ACS)Keep Calm And Rape A Lot - Worst Monty Python film ever (ACS)Medical Mishaps - New show Dave Coulier and Tawny Kitaen could host (ACS)Roaming With Bison - Another great Bill Murray movie (ACS)Gainesville Florida Financial Planner - Sounds like a Saturday Night Live skit (ACS)Blame the Bee Gees - Adam's next documentary (ACS)Adam Knees Your Dad In The Nuts - Adam's new game show (ACS)Navigeddon - Terrorists take over all of the GPS systems of cars, and send them careening into the Grand Canyon (ACS)Rings Of Honor - Terrorists take over Olympic training facility in Colorado Springs, and the athletes have to use their individual skills to escape. (Cameo by Randy Couture as the salty old coach) (ACS)Endless Time/Ample Time For Backup - Adam's new Netflix series (ACS)Tarred n' Feathered - Buddy flick starring a retarded guy and an Indian chief (Show?)Mr. Will Doo And Can Doo - PSA Motivational cartoon bathroom characters Will Doo (Played by Will Arnette) and Can Doo is shaped like a toilet. Filmed in kitschy Clutch Cargo style animation (ADS)Robot Lawyer - Great Phil Hartman bit (ACS)Umpire News Network - Adam's channel with umpires reporting. Unbiased reporting (ACS)Sofa Tard - New CW show coming soon (Matt) (AOTH)Junior Fantasy Island - Show where kids of reckless parents are shipped off to live with Bill Cosby and Felicia Rashad (ADS)2 And A Half Denali's - Hasn't been same since Sheen left (ACS)So Kanye - Sitcom from the 90's (ACS)Ridicuopothy - Sounds like a Mike Judge movie (ADS)Master Buck - One of John Candy's most controversial movies (ACS)LA HOTT (1) - An 80’s bar with an outdoor door seating area (ACS)Mother Hitler - Coming to TNT. Starring Patrick Swayze's bother, Don (ACS)Sink and Bounce - Movie about roller boogie from the 80's, starred Lil' Bow Wow (ACS)The Debs - A made up CW network show where you just put all the hot chicks in Hollywood (ACS)The Origin Story Of AIDS - Worst Marvel movie ever (Bryan)(ACS)Everybody Hates Vinnie - Horrible sitcom (ACS)Chick Clan - Good movie title (ACS)Condo in Redondo - Best movie I ever did (ADS)Red Lobsteria - New show Dr. Drew was talking about where African Americans form their own country (ACS)Earthquake rehab - Reality show Dr. drew seismic expert and a civil engineer come together (Rainn Wilson) (ACS)Rooster Jones - Great John Wayne movie. Super Fly meets True Grit (ACS)Ernest Bigot goes to..... (ACS)Nickels On The Job - First and only Jewish gum shoe on the job. ABC, Friday nights, 10:00 p.m. (ADS)Solicitor General - Great Danny Kaye movie (RD)Disjointed - Lorena Bobbitt biopic (ADS)Habib and Company - Horrible children's show (MS)Bobby's Room - Howie Mandel animated project from the 90's (ACS)Page/Savage - Great cop duo show from the ‘80’s (Adam Ray) (ACS)Paper Asshole - Great Tatum O’Neal film (ACS)L.A. HOTT (2) - Failed Steven Bochco series pilot (ACS)Pieces Of String Too Small To Use - Lena Dunham film from the late 90’s (ACS)Oscar Squad - New Marvel Movie (Gina) (ACS)Cortron/Melamine - Transformers (Gina) (ACS)Anoscope - Worst way to see a movie (ADS)Practical Rapist - New SNL character (Gina) (ACS)Superfoot - Worst Marvel movie ever (Bryan) (ACS)Celebrity Food Chain - Would be a great show (Jeff Cesario) (ACS)Backsack and Anus - Worst cop duo ever (RS)Korean moyle - ABC’s next sitcom (Jeff) ACSNanny Huntin ‘with Ted Nugent - Great reality show I’d watch (ACS)Progressive pope - New sitcom (Gina) ACSNick Mancuso: Construction Fluffer - New TV Show (AONT)Rush Blitzer - Adam’s character from his movie, “Snapper” (BSR)Books/Coffee Table BooksDade County Black Prom, 1985 (ACS)Here Are The Pajamas We Picture You In (ACS)Three Shitty Homes, One Washing Machine, Zero Dryers - Title of Adam's new book (Ray) (AOTH)Chapstick And Batteries - Title of Adam's next bestselling book (ACS)Who The Fuck Put Their Sombrero on My Keys? – Title of Adam’s next book (ACS)Cunt With A Grunt - Adam's favorite Dr. Seuss book (PM)You'll Never See A Cockroach Jog (PM)Kemo Skinny Calves - Adam's new children's book (ADS)You're Dyslexic And I'm Dumb - Adam and John Popper's collaborative next book (ACS)I Get It If You’re GWAR - Adam's next book (ACS)Bulk Magazine - Costco magazine that Jimmy Kimmell graced the cover of twice (ACS)Do You Have To Take Your Top Off To Dye Your Pubes, Drew? (LL)Glamping With Moriah - Adam's new book (ACS)From The Mouths of Babes (Hot Chicks Not Babies) (ACS)(The) Sweet Spot - Adam's next book (Bryan) (ACS)I Thought Things Would Be Better When I Was Rich (ACS)Radio Station Kitchen (ACS)Post-it Notes In Radio Station Kitchens (ACS)Comedy Club Green Rooms And The Sofas That Were Not Made For Them (ACS)Jethro, the Mexican Jew - A great children's book (Gina) (ACS)Professor and the Construction Worker -The worst children's book ever (ACS)Willie and the Weed - Good name for a children's book (ACS)What Black People Think White People Complain About (ACS)Everyone Eventually Becomes The Man (ACS)Recipe for Misery (1) - Name Of Adam’s next book (ACS)In Defense Of Black Face - Adam’s next book (ACS)Hurry Up And Make Sense (2) - Biography title of the Talking Heads (ACS)Native American NamesChief Thunderbear (LL)Dances With Cocks (ACS)Dances With Lipstick (ACS)Ol' Urethra Windows (ACS)Oxnard - Indian name meaning the balls of a bull (ACS)V/P NamesAbsorbent Rag - Good name for T's V (ACS)Hurt Locker - Another name for T's V (ACS)Judge's Mansion - Another name for T's GCmarket.com - Another name for T's V (ACS)City of Industry - Another name for T's V (ACS)Dutch Mook - Another name for T's V (ACS)s VNo Safe Spaces - Great name for T's V (ACS)Hobo Stove - Another name for A's V (ACS)Sausage Grinder - Another name for A's V (ACS)Dixville Notch - Another name for G's V (ACS)Snake River Canyon - Another name for G's V (ACS)Dakota Access Pipeline - Another name for G's V (ACS)The Holidome - Another name for G’s V (ACS)Discovery Bay - Great name for G's V (ACS)B.O. Box - Great name for G's V (ACS)Sea bag - Good name for G's V (ACS)El Portal - Great name for G's V (ACS)Harry Belafonte - Adam's name for his junk, if he were a woman (Show?)Top Gear - Another name for Adam’s junk (ACS)El Gordo/King Taco - Good name for G’s V (ACS)Submitted June 02, 2018 at 02:21PM by Texas1971 https://www.reddit.com/AdamCarolla/comments/8o2hxt/carollaisms\\_june/?utm\\_source=iftttvia /AdamCarolla
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2018.06.02 20:48 peterboykin Carollaisms J(une)

Carollaisms J(une)
Carollaisms (June)Band Names/Rap StarsMitt Romney and the One Percenters (ACS)ManAyz - Rap star (LL)D'Bagz - Rap star (LL)Maxi Pad - An all-girl band that knows how to rock (LL)Dick Tingle - One of the best blues men in the business (Show?)Lynette and the Lackeys (ACS)Straw Hat and the Bowties - Jerry Springer's dixieland band who plays at the Knott's Berry Farm Good Time Theater (ACS)Gut Fluffer (ACS)Johnny Beaumont and The Legionnaires - All wear matching powder blue tuxedoes (ACS)Automatic Vaginismus – Great band name (LL)Dissuade/D’ Suede - Rappeproducer of Kanye/one of Kim's ex beaus (ACS)Starchy Deuce - Band that should be produced by D' Suede (ACS)Narthex - (ACS)Epileptic Declawed Hamster - That is a helluva punk band right there (ACS)Loretta Lynch - Country singer who sang "Stand By Your Man" (ACS)The Areolas - Covered an Eagles song in the ‘90s (ACS)Fleece and Flannel - One of the best lesbian acoustic duos you will ever see (ACS)3 Chainz - Rap star (ACS)Blues Squatter - Adam's dad’s band name (ACS)Tampon Kayak - One of Seattle's greatest, but least heard of indie bands (ACS)Jizz Grenade (LL)Dryer Fire - Hot indie band name (ACS)Iranian Revolutionary Guard - Prince's backup band (ACS)Rape Kit - Name of Adam's band from high school (ACS)Nog Bong - A band Adam was in in high school (ACS)Bum Blazer – Adam’s band in high school (ACS)White Trash Kimchi - Another good band name (Bald Bryan) (ACS)White Noise - Adam's rap name (ADS)Promethazine - Lil Wayne's sister (ADS)Light Rail - Great Rap name (ADS)Danny In The Joint - Good indie band name (ACS)Anal Cleft - One of the worst reggae singers to leave Jamaica (ACS)Anal Cleft and the Taints - Great reggae group (ACS)MEL-ROL - One of The Spice Girls (AOTH)D'bris - Great Rap name (ACS)Cisgender - A militant female rapper....for the ladies (ACS)Krav Maga (1) - Country singing Jew (ACS)Lynette and Paulette - Sounds like a singing duo from the 60's (RD)Nuts In The Sink - Name of Ray’s new band (Ray) (AOTH)SubDude - Pete Holmes' rap name (ACS)Ray And The Enemas - Blues singer and his backup band (ADS)Yakov Crutchfield - He has a show in Branson (ADS)Mac 18 - Adam’s favorite rapper (RD)Tremble Lean – Adam’s rap name (ACBSL)Sticker Back – Worst band out of Canada ever (ACS)Pennywise and Pound Foolish - A band from the ‘90's (RD)Strawberry Shortcake's Neti Pot - Great band name (Twitter)Puffy Elon Musk - Worst rapper ever (ACS)Pantera Club at Laguna Seca (Twitter)Savage Body Attack - New wave romantic band Ace was in when he was 19 (FBL)Jumping Jazzy Jews - Jeff Goldblum's jazz band (ACS)Snore Cherry - Great band name (ACS)Pat Benatard - Pat Benatar cover band (ACS)Rancid Nuts - Good band name (ACS)Gary And The Knotholes - Good band name (AOTH)Tampon Canoe - Good indie band (ACS)One Erection - A good boy band (ACS)Flushin' Dew - A good country duo (ACS)Armo Jeweler - Great band name (RD)Radon - (Lynette thinks) there a Whitesnake cover-band (ACS)The Taste Of Ace - Great band name (ACS)King Grape and the Raisinettes (GS)Concord Grape and the Raisinettes (GS)Gary Taco - Love that band (ACS)The Silence Breakers (2) - Good punk band (Gina) (ACS)Daddy’s Got A Dually – Good country song (ACS)Dip Curtain - Good indie band (ACS)Crystal Lobbyists - Sounds like a great techno band (ACS)Narcissistic Monk -Great indie band (GS)Sporty Prius - Worst of the Spice Girls (ACS)Laden and Bravado - 70s duo who opened for Seals n Crofts (ACS)The Bouncers - great band name (ACS)Hurry up and make sense (1) - a good talking heads album (ACS)Appropriate Sombrero - Maxapada’s next band name (Bryan) (ACS)Flirtatious Contrail - great rap name (GS)Jack Johnson - Guy from The White Stripes aka The Black Stripes (ACS)Song TitlesMeatless Mondays - Horrible Bangles song (Show?)Measles and Commuter Trains - Worst Christmas song ever (ACS)White Guys Be Ownin' Everything - Adam's next hit (ACS)Blood On The Grout - John Cougar Mellencamp song (ACS)No Blood In The Peckeroo - Good John Cougar song (ACS)Mellen's Gold - A three disc box set of nothing but John Cougar Mellencamp hits (ACS)Freaks, Retards and Jews - Not a Cher song (ACS)Pedophile Cops - Good Cheap Trick song (ACS)Pig Anus Soup - Favorite Rolling Stones album (Bryan) (ACS)That Dog Don’t Mess With Olga and Natalia Don’t Spit No Mo’ - Sounds like a Mississippi Delta blues song (Bryan) (ACS)Goggles Are For Pussies - Trace Adkins' number one hit (ACAFBSL)Whistle While You Masturbate - The lost Disney song aka "Whistle While You Jerk" (ACS)12 Pack & Dick's Hard - Name of Adam's new album (Gina) (ACS)Blood and Soil - A good Smithereens song (ACS)Pina Colada in Amsterdam - Worst Jimmy Buffet song ever (ACS)Tough Times In The City - Great Nick Gilder song (ACS)I've Got A Hamster In My Scrotum And He's Looking For His Keys - That's a good country song (ACS)Gay Hitler -Great Elvis Costello song (ACS)Tard On The Tool Shed - Good Mellenamp song (AOTH)Condo in Redondo - Sublime song (ADS)Animoji - Band that sung "Obsession" (ACS)People Who Have Lost People - Worst Barbara Streisand song ever (ACS)Tilted Heart - Great Tammy Wynette song (ADS)Yoga wood - Great Beatles song (ACS)Anal cleft - Song from the Sound of Music (ACS)Morgue Mode - Sounds like a guy from Iceland who is a DJ (ACS)I’ve got a Saturday and two friends - great country song (Gina) (ACS)Recipe for Misery (2) - Title of the next Guns N Roses album (ACS)Circling Back To Baldwin - Good name for a country song (ACS)Keistered in Winnipeg - (Bald’s) favorite Willie Nelson song (ACS)Football Players/Athletes/Teams:Legs Akimbo - Wide Receiver (ACS)Feral Katz - Nose Tackle (ACS)L' Brarian Booker - Wide Receiver (ACS)Oscar Buzz - Linebacker (ACS)DeVigorous Lover - Wide Receiver (ACS)Nadir Zenith - Placekicker (ACS)DeGluten Free - Offensive Lineman (ACS)Tangy Mango - Fullback (ACS)N'Farious Plan - (position?) (ACS)Modular Holmes - (position?) (ACS)Fortuitous Bounce - Safety (ACS)Operatin' Thetan - (ACS) Quarterback for the Washington Redskins (ACS)Minority Banks - HOF OLB who died tragically in a car wreck shortly after his HOF induction, a natural athlete, he played option QB in college along with being a stand out member of the track team, and in high school he was captain of the basketball team. Survived by his twin brother Majority Banks, who also played in the league, and daughter Recuser Banks who many believe was the best athlete in the family (ACS)Coach Platitude - "Take a knee son...helmet's not a chair" (ACS)Glendora Bevmo - Mother of DeVigorous Lover and L' Brarian Booker (different fathers, of course) (ACS)Marshall Law - (Allison) (ACS)Orlando Ceeworld - (position?) (ACS)Du Vatine - (position?) (Show?)Raja Slate - Super fast wide-out out of Marshall via LSU (AOTH)Moe Greene - Great corner for the Washington Redskins in the 80’s (ACS)Bronx Defenders - Sounds like a AAA hockey team (RD)Medical Error - Slipped in the draft due to a video being released just prior (ACS)Homeo Stasis (position?) (ACS)Capybara - The greatest name for a major league skipper (ACS)Ejaxico Johnson (position?) (ACS)Radiant Barrier vs. Attic Fan - The worst WWE matchup ever to grace the stage (AOTH)Bamboo Brick - one of the greatest mixed martial artists on the planet (AOTH)Dexter Methorphan - He did not participate in the combines, but his coaches say he can run a 4.3 (Twitter)Bob Jacuzzi - Great point guard for the Celtics aka "THE COOZE" (ACS)Shame Negation - Picked to leave Clemson early and go very early in the draft this year. (ADS)Entertainment Crackers - Another name for the Washington Generals ACSHardibacker - Good name for an inside backer (ACS)Osmosis - Black dude. Forward for the Knicks who might or might not have been traded (ADS)Onus Wilson - NFL draftee (ACS)World Be Mine - Adam’s new basketball name (ACS)Porn Star Names/Terms/Gay Code:Spoodini - (LL)Rocky Stucco - (AOTH)No Can Doo - Backdoor anal queen of China (ACS)Kristallnacht - Worst porn star name in the business (ACS)Madison Avenue (I am Rappaport Podcast)Hero Du Jour (I am Rappaport Podcast)Kindle Fire (ACS)Jackson Hole - Gay porn actor (ACS)Col. Duke Lacrosse - Adam's porn name (LL)Duke Circumference - Adam's gay porn name (ACS)Rich Data - Gay porn actor (Show?)Tom Foolery - Gay porn actor (Show?)Honey Dijon - Great porn star name (Show?)Aids Machete - One of Adam's gay porn names. "Very short stint, I only did 2 weeks with that name, so it was like 41 movies." (ACS)Bryce Canyon - Great gay porn name (ACS)The Italian Coastguard - A gay move. "Let me just start with basic anal, then I'll slide into the Italian Coast Guard." (ACS)Tetanus Gym - Good gay porn name "Who you working with?" "Tetanus Gym." "Oh boy, make sure you're on top" (ACS)Shared A Back Fence - gay slang (ACS)Mea Culpa - Adam's porn name (ACS)Hand Twins - Gay code (ACS)Backscatter - Porn technology (PM)Cajun Tree Climber - Gay code (AOTH)Snow Blower- Gay code (AOTH)Stump Grinder - Gay code (AOTH)Tumbler And Coaster - Adam's gay slang replacement for "top and bottom" (PM)Go For A Bike Ride - Gay code (ACS)Artie Fartie - Adam's porn name from the 80's (ACS)Road Island Ray - Ray's porn name (AOTH)38KKK -A type of porn that comes out of Kentucky (ACS)Tech Screw - A dirty website for geeks (ACS)Bearvalanche - Worst gay move ever (ACS)Wacked Off Pieces Of Cactus - Gay code for gay rough trade (ACS)Brad Nail - Good gay porn name (ADS)Lightning Rod - Good gay porn name for Milo Yiannopplous (ADS)Milk Barn - Another name for Adam's bathroom sink (ACS)Meat Thievery - That's just good gay code (ACS)Hairy Shin - Adam's gay porn name (ACS)Asian Persuasion - Sounds like a good name for a porn series Asian persuasion 16 (ACS)Cock Holster - Good movie series, cock holster 14 (ACS)Celebrity Du Jour - Great porn name (ACS)Europol - Another great porn name (ACS)Roy Wood - Adam's gay porn name (ACS)Tank slapper - Gay slang (Gina) (ACS)Porch Pirate - Gay term (ACS)Mad Chuck - The world's worst name for a gay porn star (AOTH)Sweat lodge - Gay code (ACS)The L.A. Underground - Sounds like a gay bar (M&J)Skin and grin - Gay slang (ACS)Rear Admiral - The name of one of the best bars on west side (ACS)Loaded for bear - Now a gay term (GS)Fruit Of The Year - A porn Dave (Dameshek) starred in (ACS)The Lebanese Comedian - Ace's favorite sex position (ACS)Cockout - When a gay guy doesn't try very hard (ACS)Margana Wood - Porn name (ACS)Hugh Bris - Porn star (RD)Matte Clear - Fondalier’s gay porn name (AOTH)Palatial Estates – A good 80’s fake tittie porn name (AOTH)Cokie Roberts - Great porn name (ACS)Armenian Christmas - An unspeakable sexual act in prison. "Johnny ratted out the white supremacists to the warden, so they gave him an Armenian Christmas" (Show?)Ride The Pine - Gay slang (ADS)Meet Gaze - Gay slang (ACS)Asshole Rider - Gay slang (ACS)Cash Widedick - Ace's porn name if you can call an apple a honey crisp. (ACS)Shanda Lear - Great stripper name (Gina) (ACS)Fiery Cherry - Good porn name (ACS)Jerk the wheel - Code for masturbation (ACS)Giddyup Titties - Gina’s porn name (Gina) (ACS)French astronaut - Great gay slang (ACS)Mr Bandera - gay code (ACS)Beefmato/Clamato - sounds like names of venerial diseases (ACS)Spanner - Australian gay code (ACS)Rocky tenure - Adam’s gay porn name (ACS)The End Game - One of Stormy Daniels movie titles (RD)Room for cream - Great porno title (Gina) (ACS)Pedialyte shower - Worst sexual act ever (Sklar) (ACS)Foot Zunki - Add-on to the Pedialyte shower (ACS)Self rimming sink - gay slang (AOTH)Harvey Mudd - gay bar drink where vermouth and bartender shit is mixed in a goblet (ACS)Barney’s Beanery - ultimate name for a gay bar (ACS)Parallel park both ways - euphemism for being bi (GS)The Big Three - Gerago’s junk (RD)73 - When a fat guy tries to 69 with a chubby prostitute he met at a ham radio convention(ACS)Backlog - Stormy Daniels movie title (Bryan)(ACS)Miscellaneous PeopleTrajectory Hagar - High school kid "heading down the wrong path" in life (ACS)Slick Mouth - Adam's prison name (ACS)Rich Carless - Cool homeless guy name (ACS)Keyless Chuck - Best homeless guy name (ACS)Nasal Ranger - Worst superhero name ever (Gina) (ACS)Krav Maga (2) - Good name for a sheriff (ADS)Hubcap Annie - Horror that hangs out with Keyless Chuck (ACS)Becky Honkington (Allison) (ACS)Monica Chugscock - (Pronounced "Shuggscawk") (ADS)Tyvek DuPont - Best rich guy’s name (AOTH)Mattress - A Model/actress (ACS)Hofmeister Kink - Nazi war criminal who's been in hiding in Brazil for the past 61 years. aka Jake Johnson (ACS)Serpiginous - The world's wimpiest swordsman. Sir Piginous of Wussville (LL)Chick Fil a - Great play-by-play guy for the Warriors from the 70’s (Show?)Peri Menopausal - Best P.I. working the Chicago beat (LL)Whiskey Dick - The neighborhood pedophile in the clown outfit (ACS)Surge - Guy that drives for ÜBER (ACS)Babbling Brook - Great name for a female cattle auctioneer (PM)Terra Firma - Name of the "woman of color" that heckled Adam at a Ventura live show and was removed by force (The Ranker Podcast)Octomom - Great Batman villain (Bryan) (ACS)Larry The Cabinet Guy - Failed Israeli comic…"Don't get 'er done!" (ACS)Rod Blagojevich - Joe Francis' slimy brother who sells above ground pools out of a primered van (ACS)Cockchug Man - The gay superhero in The Village People that wears just all leather (ACS)MEL-ROL- She's one of The Spice Girls (AOTH)Hand Farts - A new comedian Adam had never heard of (ACS)Juan Jeremy - The greatest international film star ever (ACS)Bitchathane Jackson - Good name for a "sista" (ACS)Tobar - Perfect caveman name (ACS)Vroman - A fast moving Roman (ACS)Korn Syrup and Fructose - Women of color who work at the strip club with Jade (stage 4) (ACS)Fred Meyer - Lucy's neighbor (ACS)Kimchi - The Asian flutist (ACS)Pacoima - The mechanic from Taxi (ACS)Dick Salt - NATO Alliance General (ACS)Dick Salt (2) - Manger of the Mariners in the early 70’s (Bryan) (ACS)Caramel And Fudge - Two more African-American prostitutes that lived in the apartment above Adam’s (ACS)Peaches - The whore that lived upstairs (ACS)F. Me Bailey - Greatest lawyer of all time (RD)Agua Caliente - Loves that guy. He does a great John Madden (ACS)Senior Penis - One the most dangerous drug lords to ever work (ADS)Shill Du'Jour - Good Bond secretary name (RD)Brexit Romero - Sounds like an International assassin (ACS)Lugansk - That gay diver who hit his head and gave the whole Canadian team AIDS (ACS)Leak O'rama - A Dutch action star, starred in “Sudden Death” (AOTH)Vaginismus - Great black guy name (ADS)Normcore - Guy that owns Westwood one (ACS)LaTolstoy - Great black guy name (ACS)Shapiro – Artist who is really good at anime. Died in the 60’s but was a real trendsetter (ACS)Chuck Spears – Good name for a racist. “Hey you workin’ with Chuck Spears over at the Klan?” (ACS)Norethindrone - DAG’s Sister (CLL)La Tuskegee - Black airline pilot (ACS)C-clamps – Nickname for Adam’s step-mom. “Ol’ C-clamps locked me out of the house again.” (ACS)Harry Nilsson - (Gary thinks) he does the voices on The Simpsons (ADS)Nutella - Great name for a crazy black woman (ACS)Sia - The perfect person to break up with. Would be perfect if she was dating Jack (hit the road Jack) (ACS)The Ball Catcher - What Adam used to call Ray's ass in junior high (ACFBSL)MOAB - Matt's new nickname (Mother of All Buttholes) (AONTH)Trip Reeb - Great name for a white guy (ACS)Merle Horn - One of the greatest best ropers to ever come down the Pecos (ACS)The Boring Machine - Lynette's name for Adam (ACS)Avocado Hand - The nickname of Eric Clapton's brother (Chet) who works at a Mexican place and is charge of the guacamole (ACS)Bagel Hand - Clapton's Jewish cousin (ACS)Fa-Sheeya (fascia) - A heavy set woman of color that works at the DMV (ACAFBSL)Ghrelin - New AM/PM mascot (ACS)Krav Maga (3) - An Israeli Captain from 1946 (ACS)Cuban Boa - Sounds like a dark skinned trannie (ACS)Gabardine - She's a very chatty woman of color middle-aged and she'll talk your ear off. (ACS)Guy Dudebro - Greatest name ever (AOTH)Otto Warmbier- Simultaneously the greatest and worst beer master brewer name ever (ACS)Leif Geragos - Greatest rocking attorney ever Viking rocker attorney (ACS)Ernest J. Bigot - "I'm just asking....I'm just wanna know...." (ACS)Panzanella - Cobra's full name (ACS)Sheet Metal Nibbler - Great name for Matt the porcelain punisher (AOTH)Big Grenadine - Sounds like a large black neighbor (ACS)Silent gym - Next to Keyless Chuck, best homeless guy name ever (ACS)Nuchilla - Sounds like a black vampire (Theo Von) (ACS)D' poleon - Black Napoleon (ACS)Luke Rockhold - Sounds like a character on The Flintstones (GS)Sissy squat - She was hot (AOTH)Beulah - The town horror (RD)Ronan Farrow - One of the best wheel men in Europe (ACS)Duke Bagg - Comedian Ian Bagg's brother (ACS)Root ball grinder - A horrible term for a bitchy wife (Ruth Ballgrinder and Harriet Mulcher) (Tim Allen) (ACS)Paul Funyun - Just a big dude who likes to have fun. Has a pink ox as a sidekick (ACS)Page/Savage - A great lawyer team (Adam Ray) (ACS)Ivar the Boneless - Ace’s dad’s nickname in high school. aka Jim the spineless (ACS)Bash Worthy - Comic strip's character name/title (ACS)Uncle Tom-bién - Mexican Uncle Tom (ACS)Alist Poon - An Indian exchange student who has cerebral palsy (ACS)Indignant Asswipes - Good name for an improv troupe (Gina) (ACS)Flora in Fauna - two black chicks that work for him (ADS)Cheap - Name of a he/she that literally went under sexual assignment surgery last month (ACS)Heroin (1)(Pronounced Ehr-o-win by JCVD) A character in Lord Of The Rings (Bryan) (ACS)Yersinia pestis - Ace did Celebrity Apprentice with that dude. He won that year (ADS)Morgue Mode - Sounds like a guy from Iceland who is a DJ (ACS)Rachel Bias - Great stripper name (ACS)Buzz Ramjet - Aviation attorney (ACS)Black Cherry - Stripper name Bryan (ACS)Saffron - Sassy black woman in Meg Whitman movie (ACS)Vibranium - a new black kid name from Black Panther (ACS)Bird Nerd - Marvel superhero (ACS)Morning Zoos/DJ's/Radio StationsGum and Condoms - (Show?)Dusty Labia - Adam's handle when he used to do AM Mornings. (ACS)Asscrack and Backsack in the morning with Sludge (LL)Crockpots and Headphones (ACS)Booger and Floor Wax (ACS)Almonds and Water (ACS)Cold Butter And Calves (ADS)Schluter And The Drain - Schluter has a thick Austrian accent , while "The Drain" has a super low voice (AOTH)Ace Rockolla - Just Google "Ace Rockolla Lightning round...." (LL)Fungus and Mold (Show?)Stupid and Petty (Show?)Eunice and Edgar - Bubba the Love Sponge's parents (ACS)Flip Flops and Fanny Packs (ACS)Hairy Shin - Does a KCRE show in the weekends (ACS)Deep Bra Grooves - Should be a Sirius XM station Channel 248, C+ and above! (ACS)Andy and Opie - Great Radio Show (ACS)QuietRock - Sounds like an easy listening rock station (AOTH)Quiet Crush - A good easy listening radio station (ACS)The Tool Box - SiriusXM took tune station aka KTOL (ACS)Ray's Enema Antics - New podcast on Carolla Digital (Bryan)(ACS)Doug Gets Blown While He Eats Pudding - Doug Benson's next podcast (ACS)Cat Packer - Used to do mornings with her brother, Fudge (ACS)Duke and Shinola - good morning show team (ACS)PlacesBoobville - (LL)Pedoph Isle aka Pedophile Island - Island where are all the pedophiles are sent to live. (Also a TV show/movie idea) (LL)Lil' Lord Fauntleroy’s Academy for Albino Hemophiliacs - Drew's childhood school (LL)Doesntexistizcan - Where presidential candidate Platitude's grandfather was from (ACS)Boga Raton - The world's worst resort spot (Show?)Meat Yard - Great name for a gay bar (ACS)Mister Fister's - Adam's all-time top name for a gay bar (ACS)Sub-Par - Worst name for a submarine sandwich shop (Show?)Queen Mary - Great name for a tranny bar (ACS)NuvaRing - A German racetrack. "The new Nissan GTR turned it in 7:21, faster than the Corvette." (Show?)Louis Pasteur Middle School (ACS)Helm’s Deep - World's first gay bar bakery (ACS)Kal Penn - One of the best sounding names to get an engineering degree from (ACS)Alaska State Motto - Love fishing but I hate your kids? Alaska! (PM)Duke University - John Wayne's college (ACS)Planned Possumhood - Planned Parenthood in Arkansas (ACS)Fruit Stand - Great name for a gay bar (ACS)Poo Poo City - Where Charles Fletcher Loomis' house is located (ACS)Blood Bank - Great name for a check cashing place in the hood (ACS)Bass Manor - Great name for a gay bar (ACS)The Dead C - Sounds like the worst name for a lesbian bar ever (ACS)Wood Bar - Good name for a gay bar (ACS)Ghost Load - Ride at Calico Ghost Town (ADS)Nasacort - Country club for Jewish folks where they play tennis at (ADS)L.A. HOTT (1) - An 80's bar with an outdoor door seating area (ACS)Fairy Wings - Good name for a bar on the west side (ACS)Second Hand/First World - Store that sells rich whitey’s high end stuff (ACS)The Lance Hunter - Perfect name for a gay bar (Dumb People Town)Pervert Park - Theo Vaughn grew up there (ACS)Big Sur - Great name for a big and tall shop (Show?)Studio Centric - Sounds like a Utopia. Between Valley Village and Sherman Oaks (AOTH)Asstard - Thor came from that planet (ACS)Grand Entrance - Great name for a gay bar (AOTH)Thermopolis - Where the Bun Boy is (ACS)The Turkish Embassy - Gay bar (ACS)Low Tide - Gay code for boner in the rear view mirror (ACS)Corumption - On the way to Vegas, where Heidi Fleiss lives with her macaws (ACS)C.C. Fichens - Sounds like a pretzel stand (Gina) (ACS)Timpani Barn - where to get timpani to go, has three big Mexicans in the kitchen (ACS)Heroin (2)(Pronounced Ehr-o-win by JCVD) The health food store in Venice (ACS)Pocket Passers - Next to Mister Fister’s (Gina) (ACS)MiscellaneousCleaning The Pink Turtle - Bryan's name for pleasuring oneself (ACS)Analingus - A new type of breath mint (LL)The Milk Of Arthritic Goats - A rabbi's curse: "May you suckle at the teet of the milk of arthritic goat!!!" (ACS)Carbon Dating - A black dating website (ACS)RU486 - Vanity plate for a guy who runs an abortion clinic (ADS)Jet Green - Amsterdam's Airlines (ACS)Stromer, Oldhafer and Carolla - World's worst law firm (AOTH)Ira Carolla - Sounds like an affliction "Oh my Ira Carolla's acting up" (ACS)Sawjay - Sounds French...gay word for sausage. "I was strokin' this dude’s sawjay" (ACS)Smokeless Cigarette - Name for Dr. Drew's honker after his prostate surgery (ADS)El Niño - Name of "Sinn" strip club DJ's cock (ACS)Blue Man - Crazy hairdresser's macaw who doesn't judge (PM)Lucia - An Italian moped (ACS)American Jewish World Service - A van that's begging to be shot at (ACS)E-aye? - Canadian version of EBay (ACS)Sweatpants Lesbian - What Adam would be. An in-between lesbian. Not a lipstick lesbian, not a butch dyke (ACS)SuckStrong - Bill Clinton's bracelet (ACS)Gaybus - Gay and bogus (ACS)Flappy Bird - The most offensive name for the vagina (ACS)G8 (Summit) - The Pontiac that Oprah gave away on her show (ACS)Oracle A The Delphi - Big new startup company (ADS)Crewkakke - A type of sweater (ACS)The Flying Dutchman - Great name for an Amsterdam airlines (ACS)Cleaning My Chain - Euphemism for beating off (ACS)Awesome Town - A gathering of three or more polar bears (ACS)Avocado - The Greek word for nut sack (ACS)Doucherette - A gum/patch that douchebags chew/use (ACS)Urban Milling -Black guys standing around (AOTH)Synesthesia - When you eat your own hair (ACS)Tuck Rule - When a guy pretends he's a chick and stands in front of the mirror (ACS)My #2 Pencil Is Out Of Lead - Another term for erectile dysfunction (ACS)Float A Bond - When a politician farts (RD)Vaginismus - black people's holiday, accompanied with a lot of ceremonial garb (ADS)Vaseline and Gauze - Elizabeth Taylor's new scent (ACS)Jewber - A drunk on a 10-speed (ACS)Chickpea - What Gina does when we camp (ACS)Oscar Squad (2) - Bad gay code (ACS)Airbus - Worst name for an aircraft. Sounds like “air donkey” (AOTH)Shailene Woodley - Sounds like the most fantastical verb/adverb combo. “I want to Shailene Woodley through a field of poppies with you” (Gina) (Twitter)Asshole Rider (2) - Worst piece of exercise equipment Vinnie’s ever endorsed (ACS)Diario La Prensa - Stealer of the jersey in Spanish (ACS)The Sicilian Fly Swatter - Sounds like a WWF move (Gina) (ACS)Jellyfish - Sounds like something your grandpa would buy for you at the mall (ACS)Fruit Fly - More politically correct term for fag hag (Show?)Jewgling - When a Jew "Googles" their symptoms (ACS)Tavares - David Wild's boner medicine (ACS)Jew -Over - A mulligan from a barmitzva. "Uh, I misread that...can I get a Jew-over?" (ACS)Ossified - That's a Don King word, there (ACS)Zero for Cecil - Worst charity ever (Bald Bryan) (ACS)A++ - A bra that Gina will never see (ACS)Joycelyn - A good name for Curly from the Three Stooges to say (ACS)Phallisee - Latin for "to see the penis" (ADS)Coffee Nap - Euphemism for pooping in your pants (ACS)USS Monitor - Doesn't sound like a ship of war, sounds like a night nurse (ACS)Dotard - A skirt a man wears (ACS)Wilding- Something derogatory that takes place in public pools in certain counties (ACS)Caveat - Latin for shitting on Adam's point (ADS)Festiva - Sounds like a boner medicine (ACS)Depeche Mode - French for “who dealt it?” (ADS)Beefy Clutch – The purse Gina thought Lady Gaga took to the Emmy’s (ACS)Sig Sauer - Something you would yell at Oktoberfest before downing a stiff stein of stout (ACS)Jeans day – Sounds like the special day for your special need son Gene, to raise money (ACS)Wilding - What takes place in public pools in certain counties (GS)4F - Can’t/won’t be eligible for the draft (ACS)Groupie - a kind of fish (ACS)The African chick - Horrible name for a boat (ACS)Inclusion rider - Snowboard for retarded kids (ACS)The Urethra - Bad name for a car (ACS)Mercury retrograde - when you take your index finger and shove it under your sack before you blow, and you belch it up later (ACS)UEFA - Transsexuals playing soccer with a balled up maxi pad (GS)Missed Connections- The worst airline ever (ACS)Carollo - Sounds like a Tool you’d use rarely (ACS)Brembo - that Mexican food company that makes that bread (Matt) (ACS)Futon - Chinese for bear trap (ACS)Food/DrinksDeer Bits - A venison cereal. Made of frosted deer flakes (Show?)Coco Chanel - Nestlé’s newest coffee flavor (ACS)Honey Dicks - Best cereal name ever (ACS)Dawson's Beard - A pudding flavor Ace saw at Whole Foods (ACS)Mighty Mutts - Worst breakfast cereal ever (ADS)Chillax - A cinnamon based drink from "Hector's" country (ACS)Black Dick - An English desert (ACS)Tardy Digression - Sounds like a finger food..."would you like another tardy digression?" "No, I'm saving room for the main meal" (IFYWABC)Double Bird Strike - Mixed drink created by Ace and Teresa. Made with Grey Goose, Wild Turkey, a splash of Canadian Club, and a splash of Hudson River water (ACS)GAYtorade - A sports drink for gay people, because they lose essential body fluids (ACS)University of Illinois At Urbana Champaign - Sounds like a carbonated drink for black people (ACS)Flinch Fuck - Part of a nutritious breakfast, and a healthy relationship (ADS)Phantom Punch - Something Bill Cosby gave his lady friends (ACS)Pansy Sauce - Goes good with some shrimp (ADS)Tilted Pillar - Kick ass IPA (AOTH)Shaver - A good name for a miniature pastrami sandwich (Cousin Sal Show)GPA - Something they add to children's cereal (ACS)Stellwell's - A new low fat snack cracker (ACS)Conchata Ferrell - A great cheese/unwanted cat (ACS)Poopwell's - One of the worst snacks Nabisco has ever put their name on (ACS)Belldini – Latest Taco Bell offering (ACS)Fuzzy Zoeller – Zima with a jigger of peach schnapps (ACS)Millennial Malaise - A sweet honey dipping sauce (ADS)Jelani Cobb - Sounds like an Indian dish (Gina) (ACS)Air Doodle - The very worst Super Bowl snack on the planet (ACS)Faygala - Jewish sports drink (ACS)Stroke Cane - Sounds like some sugary treat, mixed with a reach around (ACS)The Silence Breakers (2) - good name for a mint (ACS)Lesbian Squirt - Sponsor of the Dinah Shore Classic (ACS)Preemptive gay strike - Worst video game ever (ADS)TV Shows/MoviesCunt du' Jour - A great Bond villain name (ACS)Coffee and Donuts - (Charlie Coffee III and Johnny Donetti) Johnny's a tough street wise cop whose jive talking and plays by his own rules and Charlie's super uptight (LL)Pedoph Isle (aka) Pedophile Island - All pedophiles are sent to live on an isolated island, and a 747 full of Boy Scouts crash lands there and they have to fight to survive (Also a place) (ACS)Anus and Eyeball - Buddy cop TV show duo (ACS)Pussy Pioneer - John Candy's last movie (ACS)Red Velvet - Made up movie character Clown played by Paul Giamatti. "Was secret service, and someone died on his watch. Now he's takin to clownin'." Wears a red velvet clown outfit. (ACS)Destination Of The Semen - (Adam Ray) A movie Harrison Ford passed on twice (ACS)Gay Eye - Movie where Adam plays Buddy McKlan, a racist homophobic mechanic who is blinded in a freak hot transmission fluid accident. He gets the donor eyes from a gay guy who perished on a moped accident in Antigua. Co-starring Larry the Cable Guy as his best friend. (Co-written by Bryan Cranston) (ACS)Grinders - Sitcom where Jon Gruden moves in with Johnny Manziel (ACS)Squishy Red River - Movie that started John Wayne (Show?)Gusset And Cable - Perfect Cop buddy duo team (AOTH)Just One Of The Gays - Stars Shia LaBeouf (ACS)Hard Impact - Sounds like a Van Damme movie from the 90's (ACS)Hammer Pants And Ice - Worst cop detective duo from the 80's (ACS)Living With The Kilowatts - Adam's new animated series where they just leave toaster ovens on all day (ACS)Keep Calm And Rape A Lot - Worst Monty Python film ever (ACS)Medical Mishaps - New show Dave Coulier and Tawny Kitaen could host (ACS)Roaming With Bison - Another great Bill Murray movie (ACS)Gainesville Florida Financial Planner - Sounds like a Saturday Night Live skit (ACS)Blame the Bee Gees - Adam's next documentary (ACS)Adam Knees Your Dad In The Nuts - Adam's new game show (ACS)Navigeddon - Terrorists take over all of the GPS systems of cars, and send them careening into the Grand Canyon (ACS)Rings Of Honor - Terrorists take over Olympic training facility in Colorado Springs, and the athletes have to use their individual skills to escape. (Cameo by Randy Couture as the salty old coach) (ACS)Endless Time/Ample Time For Backup - Adam's new Netflix series (ACS)Tarred n' Feathered - Buddy flick starring a retarded guy and an Indian chief (Show?)Mr. Will Doo And Can Doo - PSA Motivational cartoon bathroom characters Will Doo (Played by Will Arnette) and Can Doo is shaped like a toilet. Filmed in kitschy Clutch Cargo style animation (ADS)Robot Lawyer - Great Phil Hartman bit (ACS)Umpire News Network - Adam's channel with umpires reporting. Unbiased reporting (ACS)Sofa Tard - New CW show coming soon (Matt) (AOTH)Junior Fantasy Island - Show where kids of reckless parents are shipped off to live with Bill Cosby and Felicia Rashad (ADS)2 And A Half Denali's - Hasn't been same since Sheen left (ACS)So Kanye - Sitcom from the 90's (ACS)Ridicuopothy - Sounds like a Mike Judge movie (ADS)Master Buck - One of John Candy's most controversial movies (ACS)LA HOTT (1) - An 80’s bar with an outdoor door seating area (ACS)Mother Hitler - Coming to TNT. Starring Patrick Swayze's bother, Don (ACS)Sink and Bounce - Movie about roller boogie from the 80's, starred Lil' Bow Wow (ACS)The Debs - A made up CW network show where you just put all the hot chicks in Hollywood (ACS)The Origin Story Of AIDS - Worst Marvel movie ever (Bryan)(ACS)Everybody Hates Vinnie - Horrible sitcom (ACS)Chick Clan - Good movie title (ACS)Condo in Redondo - Best movie I ever did (ADS)Red Lobsteria - New show Dr. Drew was talking about where African Americans form their own country (ACS)Earthquake rehab - Reality show Dr. drew seismic expert and a civil engineer come together (Rainn Wilson) (ACS)Rooster Jones - Great John Wayne movie. Super Fly meets True Grit (ACS)Ernest Bigot goes to..... (ACS)Nickels On The Job - First and only Jewish gum shoe on the job. ABC, Friday nights, 10:00 p.m. (ADS)Solicitor General - Great Danny Kaye movie (RD)Disjointed - Lorena Bobbitt biopic (ADS)Habib and Company - Horrible children's show (MS)Bobby's Room - Howie Mandel animated project from the 90's (ACS)Page/Savage - Great cop duo show from the ‘80’s (Adam Ray) (ACS)Paper Asshole - Great Tatum O’Neal film (ACS)L.A. HOTT (2) - Failed Steven Bochco series pilot (ACS)Pieces Of String Too Small To Use - Lena Dunham film from the late 90’s (ACS)Oscar Squad - New Marvel Movie (Gina) (ACS)Cortron/Melamine - Transformers (Gina) (ACS)Anoscope - Worst way to see a movie (ADS)Practical Rapist - New SNL character (Gina) (ACS)Superfoot - Worst Marvel movie ever (Bryan) (ACS)Celebrity Food Chain - Would be a great show (Jeff Cesario) (ACS)Backsack and Anus - Worst cop duo ever (RS)Korean moyle - ABC’s next sitcom (Jeff) ACSNanny Huntin ‘with Ted Nugent - Great reality show I’d watch (ACS)Progressive pope - New sitcom (Gina) ACSNick Mancuso: Construction Fluffer - New TV Show (AONT)Rush Blitzer - Adam’s character from his movie, “Snapper” (BSR)Books/Coffee Table BooksDade County Black Prom, 1985 (ACS)Here Are The Pajamas We Picture You In (ACS)Three Shitty Homes, One Washing Machine, Zero Dryers - Title of Adam's new book (Ray) (AOTH)Chapstick And Batteries - Title of Adam's next bestselling book (ACS)Who The Fuck Put Their Sombrero on My Keys? – Title of Adam’s next book (ACS)Cunt With A Grunt - Adam's favorite Dr. Seuss book (PM)You'll Never See A Cockroach Jog (PM)Kemo Skinny Calves - Adam's new children's book (ADS)You're Dyslexic And I'm Dumb - Adam and John Popper's collaborative next book (ACS)I Get It If You’re GWAR - Adam's next book (ACS)Bulk Magazine - Costco magazine that Jimmy Kimmell graced the cover of twice (ACS)Do You Have To Take Your Top Off To Dye Your Pubes, Drew? (LL)Glamping With Moriah - Adam's new book (ACS)From The Mouths of Babes (Hot Chicks Not Babies) (ACS)(The) Sweet Spot - Adam's next book (Bryan) (ACS)I Thought Things Would Be Better When I Was Rich (ACS)Radio Station Kitchen (ACS)Post-it Notes In Radio Station Kitchens (ACS)Comedy Club Green Rooms And The Sofas That Were Not Made For Them (ACS)Jethro, the Mexican Jew - A great children's book (Gina) (ACS)Professor and the Construction Worker -The worst children's book ever (ACS)Willie and the Weed - Good name for a children's book (ACS)What Black People Think White People Complain About (ACS)Everyone Eventually Becomes The Man (ACS)Recipe for Misery (1) - Name Of Adam’s next book (ACS)In Defense Of Black Face - Adam’s next book (ACS)Hurry Up And Make Sense (2) - Biography title of the Talking Heads (ACS)Native American NamesChief Thunderbear (LL)Dances With Cocks (ACS)Dances With Lipstick (ACS)Ol' Urethra Windows (ACS)Oxnard - Indian name meaning the balls of a bull (ACS)V/P NamesAbsorbent Rag - Good name for T's V (ACS)Hurt Locker - Another name for T's V (ACS)Judge's Mansion - Another name for T's GCmarket.com - Another name for T's V (ACS)City of Industry - Another name for T's V (ACS)Dutch Mook - Another name for T's V (ACS)s VNo Safe Spaces - Great name for T's V (ACS)Hobo Stove - Another name for A's V (ACS)Sausage Grinder - Another name for A's V (ACS)Dixville Notch - Another name for G's V (ACS)Snake River Canyon - Another name for G's V (ACS)Dakota Access Pipeline - Another name for G's V (ACS)The Holidome - Another name for G’s V (ACS)Discovery Bay - Great name for G's V (ACS)B.O. Box - Great name for G's V (ACS)Sea bag - Good name for G's V (ACS)El Portal - Great name for G's V (ACS)Harry Belafonte - Adam's name for his junk, if he were a woman (Show?)Top Gear - Another name for Adam’s junk (ACS)El Gordo/King Taco - Good name for G’s V (ACS)
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2018.06.02 20:21 Texas1971 Carollaisms J(une)

Carollaisms (June)

Band Names/Rap Stars

Mitt Romney and the One Percenters (ACS)
ManAyz - Rap star (LL)
D'Bagz - Rap star (LL)
Maxi Pad - An all-girl band that knows how to rock (LL)
Dick Tingle - One of the best blues men in the business (Show?)
Lynette and the Lackeys (ACS)
Straw Hat and the Bowties - Jerry Springer's dixieland band who plays at the Knott's Berry Farm Good Time Theater (ACS)
Gut Fluffer (ACS)
Johnny Beaumont and The Legionnaires - All wear matching powder blue tuxedoes (ACS)
Automatic Vaginismus – Great band name (LL)
Dissuade/D’ Suede - Rappeproducer of Kanye/one of Kim's ex beaus (ACS)
Starchy Deuce - Band that should be produced by D' Suede (ACS)
Narthex - (ACS)
Epileptic Declawed Hamster - That is a helluva punk band right there (ACS)
Loretta Lynch - Country singer who sang "Stand By Your Man" (ACS)
The Areolas - Covered an Eagles song in the ‘90s (ACS)
Fleece and Flannel - One of the best lesbian acoustic duos you will ever see (ACS)
3 Chainz - Rap star (ACS)
Blues Squatter - Adam's dad’s band name (ACS)
Tampon Kayak - One of Seattle's greatest, but least heard of indie bands (ACS)
Jizz Grenade (LL)
Dryer Fire - Hot indie band name (ACS)
Iranian Revolutionary Guard - Prince's backup band (ACS)
Rape Kit - Name of Adam's band from high school (ACS)
Nog Bong - A band Adam was in in high school (ACS)
Bum Blazer – Adam’s band in high school (ACS)
White Trash Kimchi - Another good band name (Bald Bryan) (ACS)
White Noise - Adam's rap name (ADS)
Promethazine - Lil Wayne's sister (ADS)
Light Rail - Great Rap name (ADS)
Danny In The Joint - Good indie band name (ACS)
Anal Cleft - One of the worst reggae singers to leave Jamaica (ACS)
Anal Cleft and the Taints - Great reggae group (ACS)
MEL-ROL - One of The Spice Girls (AOTH)
D'bris - Great Rap name (ACS)
Cisgender - A militant female rapper....for the ladies (ACS)
Krav Maga (1) - Country singing Jew (ACS)
Lynette and Paulette - Sounds like a singing duo from the 60's (RD)
Nuts In The Sink - Name of Ray’s new band (Ray) (AOTH)
SubDude - Pete Holmes' rap name (ACS)
Ray And The Enemas - Blues singer and his backup band (ADS)
Yakov Crutchfield - He has a show in Branson (ADS)
Mac 18 - Adam’s favorite rapper (RD)
Tremble Lean – Adam’s rap name (ACBSL)
Sticker Back – Worst band out of Canada ever (ACS)
Pennywise and Pound Foolish - A band from the ‘90's (RD)
Strawberry Shortcake's Neti Pot - Great band name (Twitter)
Puffy Elon Musk - Worst rapper ever (ACS)
Pantera Club at Laguna Seca (Twitter)
Savage Body Attack - New wave romantic band Ace was in when he was 19 (FBL)
Jumping Jazzy Jews - Jeff Goldblum's jazz band (ACS)
Snore Cherry - Great band name (ACS)
Pat Benatard - Pat Benatar cover band (ACS)
Rancid Nuts - Good band name (ACS)
Gary And The Knotholes - Good band name (AOTH)
Tampon Canoe - Good indie band (ACS)
One Erection - A good boy band (ACS)
Flushin' Dew - A good country duo (ACS)
Armo Jeweler - Great band name (RD)
Radon - (Lynette thinks) there a Whitesnake cover-band (ACS)
The Taste Of Ace - Great band name (ACS)
King Grape and the Raisinettes (GS)
Concord Grape and the Raisinettes (GS)
Gary Taco - Love that band (ACS)
The Silence Breakers (2) - Good punk band (Gina) (ACS)
Daddy’s Got A Dually – Good country song (ACS)
Dip Curtain - Good indie band (ACS)
Crystal Lobbyists - Sounds like a great techno band (ACS)
Narcissistic Monk -Great indie band (GS)
Sporty Prius - Worst of the Spice Girls (ACS)
Laden and Bravado - 70s duo who opened for Seals n Crofts (ACS)
The Bouncers - great band name (ACS)
Hurry up and make sense (1) - a good talking heads album (ACS)
Appropriate Sombrero - Maxapada’s next band name (Bryan) (ACS)
Flirtatious Contrail - great rap name (GS)
Jack Johnson - Guy from The White Stripes aka The Black Stripes (ACS)

Song Titles

Meatless Mondays - Horrible Bangles song (Show?)
Measles and Commuter Trains - Worst Christmas song ever (ACS)
White Guys Be Ownin' Everything - Adam's next hit (ACS)
Blood On The Grout - John Cougar Mellencamp song (ACS)
No Blood In The Peckeroo - Good John Cougar song (ACS)
Mellen's Gold - A three disc box set of nothing but John Cougar Mellencamp hits (ACS)
Freaks, Retards and Jews - Not a Cher song (ACS)
Pedophile Cops - Good Cheap Trick song (ACS)
Pig Anus Soup - Favorite Rolling Stones album (Bryan) (ACS)
That Dog Don’t Mess With Olga and Natalia Don’t Spit No Mo’ - Sounds like a Mississippi Delta blues song (Bryan) (ACS)
Goggles Are For Pussies - Trace Adkins' number one hit (ACAFBSL)
Whistle While You Masturbate - The lost Disney song aka "Whistle While You Jerk" (ACS)
12 Pack & Dick's Hard - Name of Adam's new album (Gina) (ACS)
Blood and Soil - A good Smithereens song (ACS)
Pina Colada in Amsterdam - Worst Jimmy Buffet song ever (ACS)
Tough Times In The City - Great Nick Gilder song (ACS)
I've Got A Hamster In My Scrotum And He's Looking For His Keys - That's a good country song (ACS)
Gay Hitler -Great Elvis Costello song (ACS)
Tard On The Tool Shed - Good Mellenamp song (AOTH)
Condo in Redondo - Sublime song (ADS)
Animoji - Band that sung "Obsession" (ACS)
People Who Have Lost People - Worst Barbara Streisand song ever (ACS)
Tilted Heart - Great Tammy Wynette song (ADS)
Yoga wood - Great Beatles song (ACS)
Anal cleft - Song from the Sound of Music (ACS)
Morgue Mode - Sounds like a guy from Iceland who is a DJ (ACS)
I’ve got a Saturday and two friends - great country song (Gina) (ACS)
Recipe for Misery (2) - Title of the next Guns N Roses album (ACS)
Circling Back To Baldwin - Good name for a country song (ACS)
Keistered in Winnipeg - (Bald’s) favorite Willie Nelson song (ACS)

Football Players/Athletes/Teams:

Legs Akimbo - Wide Receiver (ACS)
Feral Katz - Nose Tackle (ACS)
L' Brarian Booker - Wide Receiver (ACS)
Oscar Buzz - Linebacker (ACS)
DeVigorous Lover - Wide Receiver (ACS)
Nadir Zenith - Placekicker (ACS)
DeGluten Free - Offensive Lineman (ACS)
Tangy Mango - Fullback (ACS)
N'Farious Plan - (position?) (ACS)
Modular Holmes - (position?) (ACS)
Fortuitous Bounce - Safety (ACS)
Operatin' Thetan - (ACS) Quarterback for the Washington Redskins (ACS)
Minority Banks - HOF OLB who died tragically in a car wreck shortly after his HOF induction, a natural athlete, he played option QB in college along with being a stand out member of the track team, and in high school he was captain of the basketball team. Survived by his twin brother Majority Banks, who also played in the league, and daughter Recuser Banks who many believe was the best athlete in the family (ACS)
Coach Platitude - "Take a knee son...helmet's not a chair" (ACS)
Glendora Bevmo - Mother of DeVigorous Lover and L' Brarian Booker (different fathers, of course) (ACS)
Marshall Law - (Allison) (ACS)
Orlando Ceeworld - (position?) (ACS)
Du Vatine - (position?) (Show?)
Raja Slate - Super fast wide-out out of Marshall via LSU (AOTH)
Moe Greene - Great corner for the Washington Redskins in the 80’s (ACS)
Bronx Defenders - Sounds like a AAA hockey team (RD)
Medical Error - Slipped in the draft due to a video being released just prior (ACS)
Homeo Stasis (position?) (ACS)
Capybara - The greatest name for a major league skipper (ACS)
Ejaxico Johnson (position?) (ACS)
Radiant Barrier vs. Attic Fan - The worst WWE matchup ever to grace the stage (AOTH)
Bamboo Brick - one of the greatest mixed martial artists on the planet (AOTH)
Dexter Methorphan - He did not participate in the combines, but his coaches say he can run a 4.3 (Twitter)
Bob Jacuzzi - Great point guard for the Celtics aka "THE COOZE" (ACS)
Shame Negation - Picked to leave Clemson early and go very early in the draft this year. (ADS)
Entertainment Crackers - Another name for the Washington Generals ACS
Hardibacker - Good name for an inside backer (ACS)
Osmosis - Black dude. Forward for the Knicks who might or might not have been traded (ADS)
Onus Wilson - NFL draftee (ACS)
World Be Mine - Adam’s new basketball name (ACS)

Porn Star Names/Terms/Gay Code:

Spoodini - (LL)
Rocky Stucco - (AOTH)
No Can Doo - Backdoor anal queen of China (ACS)
Kristallnacht - Worst porn star name in the business (ACS)
Madison Avenue (I am Rappaport Podcast)
Hero Du Jour (I am Rappaport Podcast)
Kindle Fire (ACS)
Jackson Hole - Gay porn actor (ACS)
Col. Duke Lacrosse - Adam's porn name (LL)
Duke Circumference - Adam's gay porn name (ACS)
Rich Data - Gay porn actor (Show?)
Tom Foolery - Gay porn actor (Show?)
Honey Dijon - Great porn star name (Show?)
Aids Machete - One of Adam's gay porn names. "Very short stint, I only did 2 weeks with that name, so it was like 41 movies." (ACS)
Bryce Canyon - Great gay porn name (ACS)
The Italian Coastguard - A gay move. "Let me just start with basic anal, then I'll slide into the Italian Coast Guard." (ACS)
Tetanus Gym - Good gay porn name "Who you working with?" "Tetanus Gym." "Oh boy, make sure you're on top" (ACS)
Shared A Back Fence - gay slang (ACS)
Mea Culpa - Adam's porn name (ACS)
Hand Twins - Gay code (ACS)
Backscatter - Porn technology (PM)
Cajun Tree Climber - Gay code (AOTH)
Snow Blower- Gay code (AOTH)
Stump Grinder - Gay code (AOTH)
Tumbler And Coaster - Adam's gay slang replacement for "top and bottom" (PM)
Go For A Bike Ride - Gay code (ACS)
Artie Fartie - Adam's porn name from the 80's (ACS)
Road Island Ray - Ray's porn name (AOTH)
38KKK -A type of porn that comes out of Kentucky (ACS)
Tech Screw - A dirty website for geeks (ACS)
Bearvalanche - Worst gay move ever (ACS)
Wacked Off Pieces Of Cactus - Gay code for gay rough trade (ACS)
Brad Nail - Good gay porn name (ADS)
Lightning Rod - Good gay porn name for Milo Yiannopplous (ADS)
Milk Barn - Another name for Adam's bathroom sink (ACS)
Meat Thievery - That's just good gay code (ACS)
Hairy Shin - Adam's gay porn name (ACS)
Asian Persuasion - Sounds like a good name for a porn series Asian persuasion 16 (ACS)
Cock Holster - Good movie series, cock holster 14 (ACS)
Celebrity Du Jour - Great porn name (ACS)
Europol - Another great porn name (ACS)
Roy Wood - Adam's gay porn name (ACS)
Tank slapper - Gay slang (Gina) (ACS)
Porch Pirate - Gay term (ACS)
Mad Chuck - The world's worst name for a gay porn star (AOTH)
Sweat lodge - Gay code (ACS)
The L.A. Underground - Sounds like a gay bar (M&J)
Skin and grin - Gay slang (ACS)
Rear Admiral - The name of one of the best bars on west side (ACS)
Loaded for bear - Now a gay term (GS)
Fruit Of The Year - A porn Dave (Dameshek) starred in (ACS)
The Lebanese Comedian - Ace's favorite sex position (ACS)
Cockout - When a gay guy doesn't try very hard (ACS)
Margana Wood - Porn name (ACS)
Hugh Bris - Porn star (RD)
Matte Clear - Fondalier’s gay porn name (AOTH)
Palatial Estates – A good 80’s fake tittie porn name (AOTH)
Cokie Roberts - Great porn name (ACS)
Armenian Christmas - An unspeakable sexual act in prison. "Johnny ratted out the white supremacists to the warden, so they gave him an Armenian Christmas" (Show?)
Ride The Pine - Gay slang (ADS)
Meet Gaze - Gay slang (ACS)
Asshole Rider - Gay slang (ACS)
Cash Widedick - Ace's porn name if you can call an apple a honey crisp. (ACS)
Shanda Lear - Great stripper name (Gina) (ACS)
Fiery Cherry - Good porn name (ACS)
Jerk the wheel - Code for masturbation (ACS)
Giddyup Titties - Gina’s porn name (Gina) (ACS)
French astronaut - Great gay slang (ACS)
Mr Bandera - gay code (ACS)
Beefmato/Clamato - sounds like names of venerial diseases (ACS)
Spanner - Australian gay code (ACS)
Rocky tenure - Adam’s gay porn name (ACS)
The End Game - One of Stormy Daniels movie titles (RD)
Room for cream - Great porno title (Gina) (ACS)
Pedialyte shower - Worst sexual act ever (Sklar) (ACS)
Foot Zunki - Add-on to the Pedialyte shower (ACS)
Self rimming sink - gay slang (AOTH)
Harvey Mudd - gay bar drink where vermouth and bartender shit is mixed in a goblet (ACS)
Barney’s Beanery - ultimate name for a gay bar (ACS)
Parallel park both ways - euphemism for being bi (GS)
The Big Three - Gerago’s junk (RD)
73 - When a fat guy tries to 69 with a chubby prostitute he met at a ham radio convention(ACS)
Backlog - Stormy Daniels movie title (Bryan)(ACS)

Miscellaneous People

Trajectory Hagar - High school kid "heading down the wrong path" in life (ACS)
Slick Mouth - Adam's prison name (ACS)
Rich Carless - Cool homeless guy name (ACS)
Keyless Chuck - Best homeless guy name (ACS)
Nasal Ranger - Worst superhero name ever (Gina) (ACS)
Krav Maga (2) - Good name for a sheriff (ADS)
Hubcap Annie - Horror that hangs out with Keyless Chuck (ACS)
Becky Honkington (Allison) (ACS)
Monica Chugscock - (Pronounced "Shuggscawk") (ADS)
Tyvek DuPont - Best rich guy’s name (AOTH)
Mattress - A Model/actress (ACS)
Hofmeister Kink - Nazi war criminal who's been in hiding in Brazil for the past 61 years. aka Jake Johnson (ACS)
Serpiginous - The world's wimpiest swordsman. Sir Piginous of Wussville (LL)
Chick Fil a - Great play-by-play guy for the Warriors from the 70’s (Show?)
Peri Menopausal - Best P.I. working the Chicago beat (LL)
Whiskey Dick - The neighborhood pedophile in the clown outfit (ACS)
Surge - Guy that drives for ÜBER (ACS)
Babbling Brook - Great name for a female cattle auctioneer (PM)
Terra Firma - Name of the "woman of color" that heckled Adam at a Ventura live show and was removed by force (The Ranker Podcast)
Octomom - Great Batman villain (Bryan) (ACS)
Larry The Cabinet Guy - Failed Israeli comic…"Don't get 'er done!" (ACS)
Rod Blagojevich - Joe Francis' slimy brother who sells above ground pools out of a primered van (ACS)
Cockchug Man - The gay superhero in The Village People that wears just all leather (ACS)
MEL-ROL- She's one of The Spice Girls (AOTH)
Hand Farts - A new comedian Adam had never heard of (ACS)
Juan Jeremy - The greatest international film star ever (ACS)
Bitchathane Jackson - Good name for a "sista" (ACS)
Tobar - Perfect caveman name (ACS)
Vroman - A fast moving Roman (ACS)
Korn Syrup and Fructose - Women of color who work at the strip club with Jade (stage 4) (ACS)
Fred Meyer - Lucy's neighbor (ACS)
Kimchi - The Asian flutist (ACS)
Pacoima - The mechanic from Taxi (ACS)
Dick Salt - NATO Alliance General (ACS)
Dick Salt (2) - Manger of the Mariners in the early 70’s (Bryan) (ACS)
Caramel And Fudge - Two more African-American prostitutes that lived in the apartment above Adam’s (ACS)
Peaches - The whore that lived upstairs (ACS)
F. Me Bailey - Greatest lawyer of all time (RD)
Agua Caliente - Loves that guy. He does a great John Madden (ACS)
Senior Penis - One the most dangerous drug lords to ever work (ADS)
Shill Du'Jour - Good Bond secretary name (RD)
Brexit Romero - Sounds like an International assassin (ACS)
Lugansk - That gay diver who hit his head and gave the whole Canadian team AIDS (ACS)
Leak O'rama - A Dutch action star, starred in “Sudden Death” (AOTH)
Vaginismus - Great black guy name (ADS)
Normcore - Guy that owns Westwood one (ACS)
LaTolstoy - Great black guy name (ACS)
Shapiro – Artist who is really good at anime. Died in the 60’s but was a real trendsetter (ACS)
Chuck Spears – Good name for a racist. “Hey you workin’ with Chuck Spears over at the Klan?” (ACS)
Norethindrone - DAG’s Sister (CLL)
La Tuskegee - Black airline pilot (ACS)
C-clamps – Nickname for Adam’s step-mom. “Ol’ C-clamps locked me out of the house again.” (ACS)
Harry Nilsson - (Gary thinks) he does the voices on The Simpsons (ADS)
Nutella - Great name for a crazy black woman (ACS)
Sia - The perfect person to break up with. Would be perfect if she was dating Jack (hit the road Jack) (ACS)
The Ball Catcher - What Adam used to call Ray's ass in junior high (ACFBSL)
MOAB - Matt's new nickname (Mother of All Buttholes) (AONTH)
Trip Reeb - Great name for a white guy (ACS)
Merle Horn - One of the greatest best ropers to ever come down the Pecos (ACS)
The Boring Machine - Lynette's name for Adam (ACS)
Avocado Hand - The nickname of Eric Clapton's brother (Chet) who works at a Mexican place and is charge of the guacamole (ACS)
Bagel Hand - Clapton's Jewish cousin (ACS)
Fa-Sheeya (fascia) - A heavy set woman of color that works at the DMV (ACAFBSL)
Ghrelin - New AM/PM mascot (ACS)
Krav Maga (3) - An Israeli Captain from 1946 (ACS)
Cuban Boa - Sounds like a dark skinned trannie (ACS)
Gabardine - She's a very chatty woman of color middle-aged and she'll talk your ear off. (ACS)
Guy Dudebro - Greatest name ever (AOTH)
Otto Warmbier- Simultaneously the greatest and worst beer master brewer name ever (ACS)
Leif Geragos - Greatest rocking attorney ever Viking rocker attorney (ACS)
Ernest J. Bigot - "I'm just asking....I'm just wanna know...." (ACS)
Panzanella - Cobra's full name (ACS)
Sheet Metal Nibbler - Great name for Matt the porcelain punisher (AOTH)
Big Grenadine - Sounds like a large black neighbor (ACS)
Silent gym - Next to Keyless Chuck, best homeless guy name ever (ACS)
Nuchilla - Sounds like a black vampire (Theo Von) (ACS)
D' poleon - Black Napoleon (ACS)
Luke Rockhold - Sounds like a character on The Flintstones (GS)
Sissy squat - She was hot (AOTH)
Beulah - The town horror (RD)
Ronan Farrow - One of the best wheel men in Europe (ACS)
Duke Bagg - Comedian Ian Bagg's brother (ACS)
Root ball grinder - A horrible term for a bitchy wife (Ruth Ballgrinder and Harriet Mulcher) (Tim Allen) (ACS)
Paul Funyun - Just a big dude who likes to have fun. Has a pink ox as a sidekick (ACS)
Page/Savage - A great lawyer team (Adam Ray) (ACS)
Ivar the Boneless - Ace’s dad’s nickname in high school. aka Jim the spineless (ACS)
Bash Worthy - Comic strip's character name/title (ACS)
Uncle Tom-bién - Mexican Uncle Tom (ACS)
Alist Poon - An Indian exchange student who has cerebral palsy (ACS)
Indignant Asswipes - Good name for an improv troupe (Gina) (ACS)
Flora in Fauna - two black chicks that work for him (ADS)
Cheap - Name of a he/she that literally went under sexual assignment surgery last month (ACS)
Heroin (1)(Pronounced Ehr-o-win by JCVD) A character in Lord Of The Rings (Bryan) (ACS)
Yersinia pestis - Ace did Celebrity Apprentice with that dude. He won that year (ADS)
Morgue Mode - Sounds like a guy from Iceland who is a DJ (ACS)
Rachel Bias - Great stripper name (ACS)
Buzz Ramjet - Aviation attorney (ACS)
Black Cherry - Stripper name Bryan (ACS)
Saffron - Sassy black woman in Meg Whitman movie (ACS)
Vibranium - a new black kid name from Black Panther (ACS)
Bird Nerd - Marvel superhero (ACS)

Morning Zoos/DJ's/Radio Stations

Gum and Condoms - (Show?)
Dusty Labia - Adam's handle when he used to do AM Mornings. (ACS)
Asscrack and Backsack in the morning with Sludge (LL)
Crockpots and Headphones (ACS)
Booger and Floor Wax (ACS)
Almonds and Water (ACS)
Cold Butter And Calves (ADS)
Schluter And The Drain - Schluter has a thick Austrian accent , while "The Drain" has a super low voice (AOTH)
Ace Rockolla - Just Google "Ace Rockolla Lightning round...." (LL)
Fungus and Mold (Show?)
Stupid and Petty (Show?)
Eunice and Edgar - Bubba the Love Sponge's parents (ACS)
Flip Flops and Fanny Packs (ACS)
Hairy Shin - Does a KCRE show in the weekends (ACS)
Deep Bra Grooves - Should be a Sirius XM station Channel 248, C+ and above! (ACS)
Andy and Opie - Great Radio Show (ACS)
QuietRock - Sounds like an easy listening rock station (AOTH)
Quiet Crush - A good easy listening radio station (ACS)
The Tool Box - SiriusXM took tune station aka KTOL (ACS)
Ray's Enema Antics - New podcast on Carolla Digital (Bryan)(ACS)
Doug Gets Blown While He Eats Pudding - Doug Benson's next podcast (ACS)
Cat Packer - Used to do mornings with her brother, Fudge (ACS)
Duke and Shinola - good morning show team (ACS)

Places

Boobville - (LL)
Pedoph Isle aka Pedophile Island - Island where are all the pedophiles are sent to live. (Also a TV show/movie idea) (LL)
Lil' Lord Fauntleroy’s Academy for Albino Hemophiliacs - Drew's childhood school (LL)
Doesntexistizcan - Where presidential candidate Platitude's grandfather was from (ACS)
Boga Raton - The world's worst resort spot (Show?)
Meat Yard - Great name for a gay bar (ACS)
Mister Fister's - Adam's all-time top name for a gay bar (ACS)
Sub-Par - Worst name for a submarine sandwich shop (Show?)
Queen Mary - Great name for a tranny bar (ACS)
NuvaRing - A German racetrack. "The new Nissan GTR turned it in 7:21, faster than the Corvette." (Show?)
Louis Pasteur Middle School (ACS)
Helm’s Deep - World's first gay bar bakery (ACS)
Kal Penn - One of the best sounding names to get an engineering degree from (ACS)
Alaska State Motto - Love fishing but I hate your kids? Alaska! (PM)
Duke University - John Wayne's college (ACS)
Planned Possumhood - Planned Parenthood in Arkansas (ACS)
Fruit Stand - Great name for a gay bar (ACS)
Poo Poo City - Where Charles Fletcher Loomis' house is located (ACS)
Blood Bank - Great name for a check cashing place in the hood (ACS)
Bass Manor - Great name for a gay bar (ACS)
The Dead C - Sounds like the worst name for a lesbian bar ever (ACS)
Wood Bar - Good name for a gay bar (ACS)
Ghost Load - Ride at Calico Ghost Town (ADS)
Nasacort - Country club for Jewish folks where they play tennis at (ADS)
L.A. HOTT (1) - An 80's bar with an outdoor door seating area (ACS)
Fairy Wings - Good name for a bar on the west side (ACS)
Second Hand/First World - Store that sells rich whitey’s high end stuff (ACS)
The Lance Hunter - Perfect name for a gay bar (Dumb People Town)
Pervert Park - Theo Vaughn grew up there (ACS)
Big Sur - Great name for a big and tall shop (Show?)
Studio Centric - Sounds like a Utopia. Between Valley Village and Sherman Oaks (AOTH)
Asstard - Thor came from that planet (ACS)
Grand Entrance - Great name for a gay bar (AOTH)
Thermopolis - Where the Bun Boy is (ACS)
The Turkish Embassy - Gay bar (ACS)
Low Tide - Gay code for boner in the rear view mirror (ACS)
Corumption - On the way to Vegas, where Heidi Fleiss lives with her macaws (ACS)
C.C. Fichens - Sounds like a pretzel stand (Gina) (ACS)
Timpani Barn - where to get timpani to go, has three big Mexicans in the kitchen (ACS)
Heroin (2)(Pronounced Ehr-o-win by JCVD) The health food store in Venice (ACS)
Pocket Passers - Next to Mister Fister’s (Gina) (ACS)

Miscellaneous

Cleaning The Pink Turtle - Bryan's name for pleasuring oneself (ACS)
Analingus - A new type of breath mint (LL)
The Milk Of Arthritic Goats - A rabbi's curse: "May you suckle at the teet of the milk of arthritic goat!!!" (ACS)
Carbon Dating - A black dating website (ACS)
RU486 - Vanity plate for a guy who runs an abortion clinic (ADS)
Jet Green - Amsterdam's Airlines (ACS)
Stromer, Oldhafer and Carolla - World's worst law firm (AOTH)
Ira Carolla - Sounds like an affliction "Oh my Ira Carolla's acting up" (ACS)
Sawjay - Sounds French...gay word for sausage. "I was strokin' this dude’s sawjay" (ACS)
Smokeless Cigarette - Name for Dr. Drew's honker after his prostate surgery (ADS)
El Niño - Name of "Sinn" strip club DJ's cock (ACS)
Blue Man - Crazy hairdresser's macaw who doesn't judge (PM)
Lucia - An Italian moped (ACS)
American Jewish World Service - A van that's begging to be shot at (ACS)
E-aye? - Canadian version of EBay (ACS)
Sweatpants Lesbian - What Adam would be. An in-between lesbian. Not a lipstick lesbian, not a butch dyke (ACS)
SuckStrong - Bill Clinton's bracelet (ACS)
Gaybus - Gay and bogus (ACS)
Flappy Bird - The most offensive name for the vagina (ACS)
G8 (Summit) - The Pontiac that Oprah gave away on her show (ACS)
Oracle A The Delphi - Big new startup company (ADS)
Crewkakke - A type of sweater (ACS)
The Flying Dutchman - Great name for an Amsterdam airlines (ACS)
Cleaning My Chain - Euphemism for beating off (ACS)
Awesome Town - A gathering of three or more polar bears (ACS)
Avocado - The Greek word for nut sack (ACS)
Doucherette - A gum/patch that douchebags chew/use (ACS)
Urban Milling -Black guys standing around (AOTH)
Synesthesia - When you eat your own hair (ACS)
Tuck Rule - When a guy pretends he's a chick and stands in front of the mirror (ACS)
My #2 Pencil Is Out Of Lead - Another term for erectile dysfunction (ACS)
Float A Bond - When a politician farts (RD)
Vaginismus - black people's holiday, accompanied with a lot of ceremonial garb (ADS)
Vaseline and Gauze - Elizabeth Taylor's new scent (ACS)
Jewber - A drunk on a 10-speed (ACS)
Chickpea - What Gina does when we camp (ACS)
Oscar Squad (2) - Bad gay code (ACS)
Airbus - Worst name for an aircraft. Sounds like “air donkey” (AOTH)
Shailene Woodley - Sounds like the most fantastical verb/adverb combo. “I want to Shailene Woodley through a field of poppies with you” (Gina) (Twitter)
Asshole Rider (2) - Worst piece of exercise equipment Vinnie’s ever endorsed (ACS)
Diario La Prensa - Stealer of the jersey in Spanish (ACS)
The Sicilian Fly Swatter - Sounds like a WWF move (Gina) (ACS)
Jellyfish - Sounds like something your grandpa would buy for you at the mall (ACS)
Fruit Fly - More politically correct term for fag hag (Show?)
Jewgling - When a Jew "Googles" their symptoms (ACS)
Tavares - David Wild's boner medicine (ACS)
Jew -Over - A mulligan from a barmitzva. "Uh, I misread that...can I get a Jew-over?" (ACS)
Ossified - That's a Don King word, there (ACS)
Zero for Cecil - Worst charity ever (Bald Bryan) (ACS)
A++ - A bra that Gina will never see (ACS)
Joycelyn - A good name for Curly from the Three Stooges to say (ACS)
Phallisee - Latin for "to see the penis" (ADS)
Coffee Nap - Euphemism for pooping in your pants (ACS)
USS Monitor - Doesn't sound like a ship of war, sounds like a night nurse (ACS)
Dotard - A skirt a man wears (ACS)
Wilding- Something derogatory that takes place in public pools in certain counties (ACS)
Caveat - Latin for shitting on Adam's point (ADS)
Festiva - Sounds like a boner medicine (ACS)
Depeche Mode - French for “who dealt it?” (ADS)
Beefy Clutch – The purse Gina thought Lady Gaga took to the Emmy’s (ACS)
Sig Sauer - Something you would yell at Oktoberfest before downing a stiff stein of stout (ACS)
Jeans day – Sounds like the special day for your special need son Gene, to raise money (ACS)
Wilding - What takes place in public pools in certain counties (GS)
4F - Can’t/won’t be eligible for the draft (ACS)
Groupie - a kind of fish (ACS)
The African chick - Horrible name for a boat (ACS)
Inclusion rider - Snowboard for retarded kids (ACS)
The Urethra - Bad name for a car (ACS)
Mercury retrograde - when you take your index finger and shove it under your sack before you blow, and you belch it up later (ACS)
UEFA - Transsexuals playing soccer with a balled up maxi pad (GS)
Missed Connections- The worst airline ever (ACS)
Carollo - Sounds like a Tool you’d use rarely (ACS)
Brembo - that Mexican food company that makes that bread (Matt) (ACS)
Futon - Chinese for bear trap (ACS)

Food/Drinks

Deer Bits - A venison cereal. Made of frosted deer flakes (Show?)
Coco Chanel - Nestlé’s newest coffee flavor (ACS)
Honey Dicks - Best cereal name ever (ACS)
Dawson's Beard - A pudding flavor Ace saw at Whole Foods (ACS)
Mighty Mutts - Worst breakfast cereal ever (ADS)
Chillax - A cinnamon based drink from "Hector's" country (ACS)
Black Dick - An English desert (ACS)
Tardy Digression - Sounds like a finger food..."would you like another tardy digression?" "No, I'm saving room for the main meal" (IFYWABC)
Double Bird Strike - Mixed drink created by Ace and Teresa. Made with Grey Goose, Wild Turkey, a splash of Canadian Club, and a splash of Hudson River water (ACS)
GAYtorade - A sports drink for gay people, because they lose essential body fluids (ACS)
University of Illinois At Urbana Champaign - Sounds like a carbonated drink for black people (ACS)
Flinch Fuck - Part of a nutritious breakfast, and a healthy relationship (ADS)
Phantom Punch - Something Bill Cosby gave his lady friends (ACS)
Pansy Sauce - Goes good with some shrimp (ADS)
Tilted Pillar - Kick ass IPA (AOTH)
Shaver - A good name for a miniature pastrami sandwich (Cousin Sal Show)
GPA - Something they add to children's cereal (ACS)
Stellwell's - A new low fat snack cracker (ACS)
Conchata Ferrell - A great cheese/unwanted cat (ACS)
Poopwell's - One of the worst snacks Nabisco has ever put their name on (ACS)
Belldini – Latest Taco Bell offering (ACS)
Fuzzy Zoeller – Zima with a jigger of peach schnapps (ACS)
Millennial Malaise - A sweet honey dipping sauce (ADS)
Jelani Cobb - Sounds like an Indian dish (Gina) (ACS)
Air Doodle - The very worst Super Bowl snack on the planet (ACS)
Faygala - Jewish sports drink (ACS)
Stroke Cane - Sounds like some sugary treat, mixed with a reach around (ACS)
The Silence Breakers (2) - good name for a mint (ACS)
Lesbian Squirt - Sponsor of the Dinah Shore Classic (ACS)
Preemptive gay strike - Worst video game ever (ADS)

TV Shows/Movies

Cunt du' Jour - A great Bond villain name (ACS)
Coffee and Donuts - (Charlie Coffee III and Johnny Donetti) Johnny's a tough street wise cop whose jive talking and plays by his own rules and Charlie's super uptight (LL)
Pedoph Isle (aka) Pedophile Island - All pedophiles are sent to live on an isolated island, and a 747 full of Boy Scouts crash lands there and they have to fight to survive (Also a place) (ACS)
Anus and Eyeball - Buddy cop TV show duo (ACS)
Pussy Pioneer - John Candy's last movie (ACS)
Red Velvet - Made up movie character Clown played by Paul Giamatti. "Was secret service, and someone died on his watch. Now he's takin to clownin'." Wears a red velvet clown outfit. (ACS)
Destination Of The Semen - (Adam Ray) A movie Harrison Ford passed on twice (ACS)
Gay Eye - Movie where Adam plays Buddy McKlan, a racist homophobic mechanic who is blinded in a freak hot transmission fluid accident. He gets the donor eyes from a gay guy who perished on a moped accident in Antigua. Co-starring Larry the Cable Guy as his best friend. (Co-written by Bryan Cranston) (ACS)
Grinders - Sitcom where Jon Gruden moves in with Johnny Manziel (ACS)
Squishy Red River - Movie that started John Wayne (Show?)
Gusset And Cable - Perfect Cop buddy duo team (AOTH)
Just One Of The Gays - Stars Shia LaBeouf (ACS)
Hard Impact - Sounds like a Van Damme movie from the 90's (ACS)
Hammer Pants And Ice - Worst cop detective duo from the 80's (ACS)
Living With The Kilowatts - Adam's new animated series where they just leave toaster ovens on all day (ACS)
Keep Calm And Rape A Lot - Worst Monty Python film ever (ACS)
Medical Mishaps - New show Dave Coulier and Tawny Kitaen could host (ACS)
Roaming With Bison - Another great Bill Murray movie (ACS)
Gainesville Florida Financial Planner - Sounds like a Saturday Night Live skit (ACS)
Blame the Bee Gees - Adam's next documentary (ACS)
Adam Knees Your Dad In The Nuts - Adam's new game show (ACS)
Navigeddon - Terrorists take over all of the GPS systems of cars, and send them careening into the Grand Canyon (ACS)
Rings Of Honor - Terrorists take over Olympic training facility in Colorado Springs, and the athletes have to use their individual skills to escape. (Cameo by Randy Couture as the salty old coach) (ACS)
Endless Time/Ample Time For Backup - Adam's new Netflix series (ACS)
Tarred n' Feathered - Buddy flick starring a retarded guy and an Indian chief (Show?)
Mr. Will Doo And Can Doo - PSA Motivational cartoon bathroom characters Will Doo (Played by Will Arnette) and Can Doo is shaped like a toilet. Filmed in kitschy Clutch Cargo style animation (ADS)
Robot Lawyer - Great Phil Hartman bit (ACS)
Umpire News Network - Adam's channel with umpires reporting. Unbiased reporting (ACS)
Sofa Tard - New CW show coming soon (Matt) (AOTH)
Junior Fantasy Island - Show where kids of reckless parents are shipped off to live with Bill Cosby and Felicia Rashad (ADS)
2 And A Half Denali's - Hasn't been same since Sheen left (ACS)
So Kanye - Sitcom from the 90's (ACS)
Ridicuopothy - Sounds like a Mike Judge movie (ADS)
Master Buck - One of John Candy's most controversial movies (ACS)
LA HOTT (1) - An 80’s bar with an outdoor door seating area (ACS)
Mother Hitler - Coming to TNT. Starring Patrick Swayze's bother, Don (ACS)
Sink and Bounce - Movie about roller boogie from the 80's, starred Lil' Bow Wow (ACS)
The Debs - A made up CW network show where you just put all the hot chicks in Hollywood (ACS)
The Origin Story Of AIDS - Worst Marvel movie ever (Bryan)(ACS)
Everybody Hates Vinnie - Horrible sitcom (ACS)
Chick Clan - Good movie title (ACS)
Condo in Redondo - Best movie I ever did (ADS)
Red Lobsteria - New show Dr. Drew was talking about where African Americans form their own country (ACS)
Earthquake rehab - Reality show Dr. drew seismic expert and a civil engineer come together (Rainn Wilson) (ACS)
Rooster Jones - Great John Wayne movie. Super Fly meets True Grit (ACS)
Ernest Bigot goes to..... (ACS)
Nickels On The Job - First and only Jewish gum shoe on the job. ABC, Friday nights, 10:00 p.m. (ADS)
Solicitor General - Great Danny Kaye movie (RD)
Disjointed - Lorena Bobbitt biopic (ADS)
Habib and Company - Horrible children's show (MS)
Bobby's Room - Howie Mandel animated project from the 90's (ACS)
Page/Savage - Great cop duo show from the ‘80’s (Adam Ray) (ACS)
Paper Asshole - Great Tatum O’Neal film (ACS)
L.A. HOTT (2) - Failed Steven Bochco series pilot (ACS)
Pieces Of String Too Small To Use - Lena Dunham film from the late 90’s (ACS)
Oscar Squad - New Marvel Movie (Gina) (ACS)
Cortron/Melamine - Transformers (Gina) (ACS)
Anoscope - Worst way to see a movie (ADS)
Practical Rapist - New SNL character (Gina) (ACS)
Superfoot - Worst Marvel movie ever (Bryan) (ACS)
Celebrity Food Chain - Would be a great show (Jeff Cesario) (ACS)
Backsack and Anus - Worst cop duo ever (RS)
Korean moyle - ABC’s next sitcom (Jeff) ACS
Nanny Huntin ‘with Ted Nugent - Great reality show I’d watch (ACS)
Progressive pope - New sitcom (Gina) ACS
Nick Mancuso: Construction Fluffer - New TV Show (AONT)
Rush Blitzer - Adam’s character from his movie, “Snapper” (BSR)

Books/Coffee Table Books

Dade County Black Prom, 1985 (ACS)
Here Are The Pajamas We Picture You In (ACS)
Three Shitty Homes, One Washing Machine, Zero Dryers - Title of Adam's new book (Ray) (AOTH)
Chapstick And Batteries - Title of Adam's next bestselling book (ACS)
Who The Fuck Put Their Sombrero on My Keys? – Title of Adam’s next book (ACS)
Cunt With A Grunt - Adam's favorite Dr. Seuss book (PM)
You'll Never See A Cockroach Jog (PM)
Kemo Skinny Calves - Adam's new children's book (ADS)
You're Dyslexic And I'm Dumb - Adam and John Popper's collaborative next book (ACS)
I Get It If You’re GWAR - Adam's next book (ACS)
Bulk Magazine - Costco magazine that Jimmy Kimmell graced the cover of twice (ACS)
Do You Have To Take Your Top Off To Dye Your Pubes, Drew? (LL)
Glamping With Moriah - Adam's new book (ACS)
From The Mouths of Babes (Hot Chicks Not Babies) (ACS)
(The) Sweet Spot - Adam's next book (Bryan) (ACS)
I Thought Things Would Be Better When I Was Rich (ACS)
Radio Station Kitchen (ACS)
Post-it Notes In Radio Station Kitchens (ACS)
Comedy Club Green Rooms And The Sofas That Were Not Made For Them (ACS)
Jethro, the Mexican Jew - A great children's book (Gina) (ACS)
Professor and the Construction Worker -The worst children's book ever (ACS)
Willie and the Weed - Good name for a children's book (ACS)
What Black People Think White People Complain About (ACS)
Everyone Eventually Becomes The Man (ACS)
Recipe for Misery (1) - Name Of Adam’s next book (ACS)
In Defense Of Black Face - Adam’s next book (ACS)
Hurry Up And Make Sense (2) - Biography title of the Talking Heads (ACS)

Native American Names

Chief Thunderbear (LL)
Dances With Cocks (ACS)
Dances With Lipstick (ACS)
Ol' Urethra Windows (ACS)
Oxnard - Indian name meaning the balls of a bull (ACS)

V/P Names

Absorbent Rag - Good name for T's V (ACS)
Hurt Locker - Another name for T's V (ACS)
Judge's Mansion - Another name for T's G
Cmarket.com - Another name for T's V (ACS)
City of Industry - Another name for T's V (ACS)
Dutch Mook - Another name for T's V (ACS)s V
No Safe Spaces - Great name for T's V (ACS)
Hobo Stove - Another name for A's V (ACS)
Sausage Grinder - Another name for A's V (ACS)
Dixville Notch - Another name for G's V (ACS)
Snake River Canyon - Another name for G's V (ACS)
Dakota Access Pipeline - Another name for G's V (ACS)
The Holidome - Another name for G’s V (ACS)
Discovery Bay - Great name for G's V (ACS)
B.O. Box - Great name for G's V (ACS)
Sea bag - Good name for G's V (ACS)
El Portal - Great name for G's V (ACS)
Harry Belafonte - Adam's name for his junk, if he were a woman (Show?)
Top Gear - Another name for Adam’s junk (ACS)
El Gordo/King Taco - Good name for G’s V (ACS)
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Carollaisms (May)

Band Names/Rap Stars

Mitt Romney and the One Percenters (ACS)
ManAyz - Rap star (LL)
D'Bagz - Rap star (LL)
Maxi Pad - An all-girl band that knows how to rock (LL)
Dick Tingle - One of the best blues men in the business (Show?)
Lynette and the Lackeys (ACS)
Straw Hat and the Bowties - Jerry Springer's dixieland band who plays at the Knott's Berry Farm Good Time Theater (ACS)
Gut Fluffer (ACS)
Johnny Beaumont and The Legionnaires - All wear matching powder blue tuxedoes (ACS)
Automatic Vaginismus – Great band name (LL)
Dissuade/D’ Suede - Rappeproducer of Kanye/one of Kim's ex beaus (ACS)
Starchy Deuce - Band that should be produced by D' Suede (ACS)
Narthex - (ACS)
Epileptic Declawed Hamster - That is a helluva punk band right there (ACS)
Loretta Lynch - Country singer who sang "Stand By Your Man" (ACS)
The Areolas - Covered an Eagles song in the ‘90s (ACS)
Fleece and Flannel - One of the best lesbian acoustic duos you will ever see (ACS)
3 Chainz - Rap star (ACS)
Blues Squatter - Adam's dad’s band name (ACS)
Tampon Kayak - One of Seattle's greatest, but least heard of indie bands (ACS)
Jizz Grenade (LL)
Dryer Fire - Hot indie band name (ACS)
Iranian Revolutionary Guard - Prince's backup band (ACS)
Rape Kit - Name of Adam's band from high school (ACS)
Nog Bong - A band Adam was in in high school (ACS)
Bum Blazer – Adam’s band in high school (ACS)
White Trash Kimchi - Another good band name (Bald Bryan) (ACS)
White Noise - Adam's rap name (ADS)
Promethazine - Lil Wayne's sister (ADS)
Light Rail - Great Rap name (ADS)
Danny In The Joint - Good indie band name (ACS)
Anal Cleft - One of the worst reggae singers to leave Jamaica (ACS)
Anal Cleft and the Taints - Great reggae group (ACS)
MEL-ROL - One of The Spice Girls (AOTH)
D'bris - Great Rap name (ACS)
Cisgender - A militant female rapper....for the ladies (ACS)
Krav Maga (1) - Country singing Jew (ACS)
Lynette and Paulette - Sounds like a singing duo from the 60's (RD)
Nuts In The Sink - Name of Ray’s new band (Ray) (AOTH)
SubDude - Pete Holmes' rap name (ACS)
Ray And The Enemas - Blues singer and his backup band (ADS)
Yakov Crutchfield - He has a show in Branson (ADS)
Mac 18 - Adam’s favorite rapper (RD)
Tremble Lean – Adam’s rap name (ACBSL)
Sticker Back – Worst band out of Canada ever (ACS)
Pennywise and Pound Foolish - A band from the ‘90's (RD)
Strawberry Shortcake's Neti Pot - Great band name (Twitter)
Puffy Elon Musk - Worst rapper ever (ACS)
Pantera Club at Laguna Seca (Twitter)
Savage Body Attack - New wave romantic band Ace was in when he was 19 (FBL)
Jumping Jazzy Jews - Jeff Goldblum's jazz band (ACS)
Snore Cherry - Great band name (ACS)
Pat Benatard - Pat Benatar cover band (ACS)
Rancid Nuts - Good band name (ACS)
Gary And The Knotholes - Good band name (AOTH)
Tampon Canoe - Good indie band (ACS)
One Erection - A good boy band (ACS)
Flushin' Dew - A good country duo (ACS)
Armo Jeweler - Great band name (RD)
Radon - (Lynette thinks) there a Whitesnake cover-band (ACS)
The Taste Of Ace - Great band name (ACS)
King Grape and the Raisinettes (GS)
Concord Grape and the Raisinettes (GS)
Gary Taco - Love that band (ACS)
The Silence Breakers (2) - Good punk band (Gina) (ACS)
Daddy’s Got A Dually – Good country song (ACS)
Dip Curtain - Good indie band (ACS)
Crystal Lobbyists - Sounds like a great techno band (ACS)
Narcissistic Monk -Great indie band (GS)
Sporty Prius - Worst of the Spice Girls (ACS)

Song Titles

Meatless Mondays - Horrible Bangles song (Show?)
Measles and Commuter Trains - Worst Christmas song ever (ACS)
White Guys Be Ownin' Everything - Adam's next hit (ACS)
Blood On The Grout - John Cougar Mellencamp song (ACS)
No Blood In The Peckeroo - Good John Cougar song (ACS)
Mellen's Gold - A three disc box set of nothing but John Cougar Mellencamp hits (ACS)
Freaks, Retards and Jews - Not a Cher song (ACS)
Pedophile Cops - Good Cheap Trick song (ACS)
Pig Anus Soup - Favorite Rolling Stones album (Bryan) (ACS)
That Dog Don’t Mess With Olga and Natalia Don’t Spit No Mo’ - Sounds like a Mississippi Delta blues song (Bryan) (ACS)
Goggles Are For Pussies - Trace Adkins' number one hit (ACAFBSL)
Whistle While You Masturbate - The lost Disney song aka "Whistle While You Jerk" (ACS)
12 Pack & Dick's Hard - Name of Adam's new album (Gina) (ACS)
Blood and Soil - A good Smithereens song (ACS)
Pina Colada in Amsterdam - Worst Jimmy Buffet song ever (ACS)
Tough Times In The City - Great Nick Gilder song (ACS)
I've Got A Hamster In My Scrotum And He's Looking For His Keys - That's a good country song (ACS)
Gay Hitler -Great Elvis Costello song (ACS)
Tard On The Tool Shed - Good Mellenamp song (AOTH)
Condo in Redondo - Sublime song (ADS)
Animoji - Band that sung "Obsession" (ACS)
People Who Have Lost People - Worst Barbara Streisand song ever (ACS)
Tilted Heart - Great Tammy Wynette song (ADS)
Yoga wood - Great Beatles song (ACS)
Anal cleft - Song from the Sound of Music (ACS)
Morgue Mode - Sounds like a guy from Iceland who is a DJ (ACS)
I’ve got a Saturday and two friends - great country song (Gina) (ACS)
Recipe for Misery (2) - Title of the next Guns N Roses album (ACS)

Football Players/Athletes/Teams:

Legs Akimbo - Wide Receiver (ACS)
Feral Katz - Nose Tackle (ACS)
L' Brarian Booker - Wide Receiver (ACS)
Oscar Buzz - Linebacker (ACS)
DeVigorous Lover - Wide Receiver (ACS)
Nadir Zenith - Placekicker (ACS)
DeGluten Free - Offensive Lineman (ACS)
Tangy Mango - Fullback (ACS)
N'Farious Plan - (position?) (ACS)
Modular Holmes - (position?) (ACS)
Fortuitous Bounce - Safety (ACS)
Operatin' Thetan - (ACS) Quarterback for the Washington Redskins (ACS)
Minority Banks - HOF OLB who died tragically in a car wreck shortly after his HOF induction, a natural athlete, he played option QB in college along with being a stand out member of the track team, and in high school he was captain of the basketball team. Survived by his twin brother Majority Banks, who also played in the league, and daughter Recuser Banks who many believe was the best athlete in the family (ACS)
Coach Platitude - "Take a knee son...helmet's not a chair" (ACS)
Glendora Bevmo - Mother of DeVigorous Lover and L' Brarian Booker (different fathers, of course) (ACS)
Marshall Law - (Allison) (ACS)
Orlando Ceeworld - (position?) (ACS)
Du Vatine - (position?) (Show?)
Raja Slate - Super fast wide-out out of Marshall via LSU (AOTH)
Moe Greene - Great corner for the Washington Redskins in the 80’s (ACS)
Bronx Defenders - Sounds like a AAA hockey team (RD)
Medical Error - Slipped in the draft due to a video being released just prior (ACS)
Homeo Stasis (position?) (ACS)
Capybara - The greatest name for a major league skipper (ACS)
Ejaxico Johnson (position?) (ACS)
Radiant Barrier vs. Attic Fan - The worst WWE matchup ever to grace the stage (AOTH)
Bamboo Brick - one of the greatest mixed martial artists on the planet (AOTH)
Dexter Methorphan - He did not participate in the combines, but his coaches say he can run a 4.3 (Twitter)
Bob Jacuzzi - Great point guard for the Celtics aka "THE COOZE" (ACS)
Shame Negation - Picked to leave Clemson early and go very early in the draft this year. (ADS)
Entertainment Crackers - Another name for the Washington Generals ACS
Hardibacker - Good name for an inside backer (ACS)
Osmosis - Black dude. Forward for the Knicks who might or might not have been traded (ADS)
Onus Wilson - NFL draftee (ACS)

Porn Star Names/Terms/Gay Code:

Spoodini - (LL)
Rocky Stucco - (AOTH)
No Can Doo - Backdoor anal queen of China (ACS)
Kristallnacht - Worst porn star name in the business (ACS)
Madison Avenue (I am Rappaport Podcast)
Hero Du Jour (I am Rappaport Podcast)
Kindle Fire (ACS)
Jackson Hole - Gay porn actor (ACS)
Col. Duke Lacrosse - Adam's porn name (LL)
Duke Circumference - Adam's gay porn name (ACS)
Rich Data - Gay porn actor (Show?)
Tom Foolery - Gay porn actor (Show?)
Honey Dijon - Great porn star name (Show?)
Aids Machete - One of Adam's gay porn names. "Very short stint, I only did 2 weeks with that name, so it was like 41 movies." (ACS)
Bryce Canyon - Great gay porn name (ACS)
The Italian Coastguard - A gay move. "Let me just start with basic anal, then I'll slide into the Italian Coast Guard." (ACS)
Tetanus Gym - Good gay porn name "Who you working with?" "Tetanus Gym." "Oh boy, make sure you're on top" (ACS)
Shared A Back Fence - gay slang (ACS)
Mea Culpa - Adam's porn name (ACS)
Hand Twins - Gay code (ACS)
Backscatter - Porn technology (PM)
Cajun Tree Climber - Gay code (AOTH)
Snow Blower- Gay code (AOTH)
Stump Grinder - Gay code (AOTH)
Tumbler And Coaster - Adam's gay slang replacement for "top and bottom" (PM)
Go For A Bike Ride - Gay code (ACS)
Artie Fartie - Adam's porn name from the 80's (ACS)
Road Island Ray - Ray's porn name (AOTH)
38KKK -A type of porn that comes out of Kentucky (ACS)
Tech Screw - A dirty website for geeks (ACS)
Bearvalanche - Worst gay move ever (ACS)
Wacked Off Pieces Of Cactus - Gay code for gay rough trade (ACS)
Brad Nail - Good gay porn name (ADS)
Lightning Rod - Good gay porn name for Milo Yiannopplous (ADS)
Milk Barn - Another name for Adam's bathroom sink (ACS)
Meat Thievery - That's just good gay code (ACS)
Hairy Shin - Adam's gay porn name (ACS)
Asian Persuasion - Sounds like a good name for a porn series Asian persuasion 16 (ACS)
Cock Holster - Good movie series, cock holster 14 (ACS)
Celebrity Du Jour - Great porn name (ACS)
Europol - Another great porn name (ACS)
Roy Wood - Adam's gay porn name (ACS)
Tank slapper - Gay slang (Gina) (ACS)
Porch Pirate - Gay term (ACS)
Mad Chuck - The world's worst name for a gay porn star (AOTH)
Sweat lodge - Gay code (ACS)
The L.A. Underground - Sounds like a gay bar (M&J)
Skin and grin - Gay slang (ACS)
Rear Admiral - The name of one of the best bars on west side (ACS)
Loaded for bear - Now a gay term (GS)
Fruit Of The Year - A porn Dave (Dameshek) starred in (ACS)
The Lebanese Comedian - Ace's favorite sex position (ACS)
Cockout - When a gay guy doesn't try very hard (ACS)
Margana Wood - Porn name (ACS)
Hugh Bris - Porn star (RD)
Matte Clear - Fondalier’s gay porn name (AOTH)
Palatial Estates – A good 80’s fake tittie porn name (AOTH)
Cokie Roberts - Great porn name (ACS)
Armenian Christmas - An unspeakable sexual act in prison. "Johnny ratted out the white supremacists to the warden, so they gave him an Armenian Christmas" (Show?)
Ride The Pine - Gay slang (ADS)
Meet Gaze - Gay slang (ACS)
Asshole Rider - Gay slang (ACS)
Cash Widedick - Ace's porn name if you can call an apple a honey crisp. (ACS)
Shanda Lear - Great stripper name (Gina) (ACS)
Fiery Cherry - Good porn name (ACS)
Jerk the wheel - Code for masturbation (ACS)
Giddyup Titties - Gina’s porn name (Gina) (ACS)
French astronaut - Great gay slang (ACS)
Mr Bandera - gay code (ACS)
Beefmato/Clamato - sounds like names of venerial diseases (ACS)
Spanner - Australian gay code (ACS)
Rocky tenure - Adam’s gay porn name (ACS)
The End Game - One of Stormy Daniels movie titles (RD)
Room for cream - Great porno title (Gina) (ACS)
Pedialyte shower - Worst sexual act ever (Sklar) (ACS)
Foot Zunki - Add-on to the Pedialyte shower (ACS)

Miscellaneous People

Trajectory Hagar - High school kid "heading down the wrong path" in life (ACS)
Slick Mouth - Adam's prison name (ACS)
Rich Carless - Cool homeless guy name (ACS)
Keyless Chuck - Best homeless guy name (ACS)
Nasal Ranger - Worst superhero name ever (Gina) (ACS)
Krav Maga (2) - Good name for a sheriff (ADS)
Hubcap Annie - Horror that hangs out with Keyless Chuck (ACS)
Becky Honkington (Allison) (ACS)
Monica Chugscock - (Pronounced "Shuggscawk") (ADS)
Tyvek DuPont - Best rich guy’s name (AOTH)
Mattress - A Model/actress (ACS)
Hofmeister Kink - Nazi war criminal who's been in hiding in Brazil for the past 61 years. aka Jake Johnson (ACS)
Serpiginous - The world's wimpiest swordsman. Sir Piginous of Wussville (LL)
Chick Fil a - Great play-by-play guy for the Warriors from the 70’s (Show?)
Peri Menopausal - Best P.I. working the Chicago beat (LL)
Whiskey Dick - The neighborhood pedophile in the clown outfit (ACS)
Surge - Guy that drives for ÜBER (ACS)
Babbling Brook - Great name for a female cattle auctioneer (PM)
Terra Firma - Name of the "woman of color" that heckled Adam at a Ventura live show and was removed by force (The Ranker Podcast)
Octomom - Great Batman villain (Bryan) (ACS)
Larry The Cabinet Guy - Failed Israeli comic…"Don't get 'er done!" (ACS)
Rod Blagojevich - Joe Francis' slimy brother who sells above ground pools out of a primered van (ACS)
Cockchug Man - The gay superhero in The Village People that wears just all leather (ACS)
MEL-ROL- She's one of The Spice Girls (AOTH)
Hand Farts - A new comedian Adam had never heard of (ACS)
Juan Jeremy - The greatest international film star ever (ACS)
Bitchathane Jackson - Good name for a "sista" (ACS)
Tobar - Perfect caveman name (ACS)
Vroman - A fast moving Roman (ACS)
Korn Syrup and Fructose - Women of color who work at the strip club with Jade (stage 4) (ACS)
Fred Meyer - Lucy's neighbor (ACS)
Kimchi - The Asian flutist (ACS)
Pacoima - The mechanic from Taxi (ACS)
Dick Salt - NATO Alliance General (ACS)
Dick Salt (2) - Manger of the Mariners in the early 70’s (Bryan) (ACS)
Caramel And Fudge - Two more African-American prostitutes that lived in the apartment above Adam’s (ACS)
Peaches - The whore that lived upstairs (ACS)
F. Me Bailey - Greatest lawyer of all time (RD)
Agua Caliente - Loves that guy. He does a great John Madden (ACS)
Senior Penis - One the most dangerous drug lords to ever work (ADS)
Shill Du'Jour - Good Bond secretary name (RD)
Brexit Romero - Sounds like an International assassin (ACS)
Lugansk - That gay diver who hit his head and gave the whole Canadian team AIDS (ACS)
Leak O'rama - A Dutch action star, starred in “Sudden Death” (AOTH)
Vaginismus - Great black guy name (ADS)
Normcore - Guy that owns Westwood one (ACS)
LaTolstoy - Great black guy name (ACS)
Shapiro – Artist who is really good at anime. Died in the 60’s but was a real trendsetter (ACS)
Chuck Spears – Good name for a racist. “Hey you workin’ with Chuck Spears over at the Klan?” (ACS)
Norethindrone - DAG’s Sister (CLL)
La Tuskegee - Black airline pilot (ACS)
C-clamps – Nickname for Adam’s step-mom. “Ol’ C-clamps locked me out of the house again.” (ACS)
Harry Nilsson - (Gary thinks) he does the voices on The Simpsons (ADS)
Nutella - Great name for a crazy black woman (ACS)
Sia - The perfect person to break up with. Would be perfect if she was dating Jack (hit the road Jack) (ACS)
The Ball Catcher - What Adam used to call Ray's ass in junior high (ACFBSL)
MOAB - Matt's new nickname (Mother of All Buttholes) (AONTH)
Trip Reeb - Great name for a white guy (ACS)
Merle Horn - One of the greatest best ropers to ever come down the Pecos (ACS)
The Boring Machine - Lynette's name for Adam (ACS)
Avocado Hand - The nickname of Eric Clapton's brother (Chet) who works at a Mexican place and is charge of the guacamole (ACS)
Bagel Hand - Clapton's Jewish cousin (ACS)
Fa-Sheeya (fascia) - A heavy set woman of color that works at the DMV (ACAFBSL)
Ghrelin - New AM/PM mascot (ACS)
Krav Maga (3) - An Israeli Captain from 1946 (ACS)
Cuban Boa - Sounds like a dark skinned trannie (ACS)
Gabardine - She's a very chatty woman of color middle-aged and she'll talk your ear off. (ACS)
Guy Dudebro - Greatest name ever (AOTH)
Otto Warmbier- Simultaneously the greatest and worst beer master brewer name ever (ACS)
Leif Geragos - Greatest rocking attorney ever Viking rocker attorney (ACS)
Ernest J. Bigot - "I'm just asking....I'm just wanna know...." (ACS)
Panzanella - Cobra's full name (ACS)
Sheet Metal Nibbler - Great name for Matt the porcelain punisher (AOTH)
Big Grenadine - Sounds like a large black neighbor (ACS)
Silent gym - Next to Keyless Chuck, best homeless guy name ever (ACS)
Nuchilla - Sounds like a black vampire (Theo Von) (ACS)
D' poleon - Black Napoleon (ACS)
Luke Rockhold - Sounds like a character on The Flintstones (GS)
Sissy squat - She was hot (AOTH)
Beulah - The town horror (RD)
Ronan Farrow - One of the best wheel men in Europe (ACS)
Duke Bagg - Comedian Ian Bagg's brother (ACS)
Root ball grinder - A horrible term for a bitchy wife (Ruth Ballgrinder and Harriet Mulcher) (Tim Allen) (ACS)
Paul Funyun - Just a big dude who likes to have fun. Has a pink ox as a sidekick (ACS)
Page/Savage - A great lawyer team (Adam Ray) (ACS)
Ivar the Boneless - Ace’s dad’s nickname in high school. aka Jim the spineless (ACS)
Bash Worthy - Comic strip's character name/title (ACS)
Uncle Tom-bién - Mexican Uncle Tom (ACS)
Alist Poon - An Indian exchange student who has cerebral palsy (ACS)
Indignant Asswipes - Good name for an improv troupe (Gina) (ACS)
Flora in Fauna - two black chicks that work for him (ADS)
Cheap - Name of a he/she that literally went under sexual assignment surgery last month (ACS)
Heroin (1)(Pronounced Ehr-o-win by JCVD) A character in Lord Of The Rings (Bryan) (ACS)
Yersinia pestis - Ace did Celebrity Apprentice with that dude. He won that year (ADS)
Morgue Mode - Sounds like a guy from Iceland who is a DJ (ACS)
Rachel Bias - Great stripper name (ACS)
Buzz Ramjet - Aviation attorney (ACS)
Black Cherry - Stripper name Bryan (ACS)

Morning Zoos/DJ's/Radio Stations

Gum and Condoms - (Show?)
Dusty Labia - Adam's handle when he used to do AM Mornings. (ACS)
Asscrack and Backsack in the morning with Sludge (LL)
Crockpots and Headphones (ACS)
Booger and Floor Wax (ACS)
Almonds and Water (ACS)
Cold Butter And Calves (ADS)
Schluter And The Drain - Schluter has a thick Austrian accent , while "The Drain" has a super low voice (AOTH)
Ace Rockolla - Just Google "Ace Rockolla Lightning round...." (LL)
Fungus and Mold (Show?)
Stupid and Petty (Show?)
Eunice and Edgar - Bubba the Love Sponge's parents (ACS)
Flip Flops and Fanny Packs (ACS)
Hairy Shin - Does a KCRE show in the weekends (ACS)
Deep Bra Grooves - Should be a Sirius XM station Channel 248, C+ and above! (ACS)
Andy and Opie - Great Radio Show (ACS)
QuietRock - Sounds like an easy listening rock station (AOTH)
Quiet Crush - A good easy listening radio station (ACS)
The Tool Box - SiriusXM took tune station aka KTOL (ACS)
Ray's Enema Antics - New podcast on Carolla Digital (Bryan)(ACS)
Doug Gets Blown While He Eats Pudding - Doug Benson's next podcast (ACS)
Cat Packer - Used to do mornings with her brother, Fudge (ACS)

Places

Boobville - (LL)
Pedoph Isle aka Pedophile Island - Island where are all the pedophiles are sent to live. (Also a TV show/movie idea) (LL)
Lil' Lord Fauntleroy’s Academy for Albino Hemophiliacs - Drew's childhood school (LL)
Doesntexistizcan - Where presidential candidate Platitude's grandfather was from (ACS)
Boga Raton - The world's worst resort spot (Show?)
Meat Yard - Great name for a gay bar (ACS)
Mister Fister's - Adam's all-time top name for a gay bar (ACS)
Sub-Par - Worst name for a submarine sandwich shop (Show?)
Queen Mary - Great name for a tranny bar (ACS)
NuvaRing - A German racetrack. "The new Nissan GTR turned it in 7:21, faster than the Corvette." (Show?)
Louis Pasteur Middle School (ACS)
Helm’s Deep - World's first gay bar bakery (ACS)
Kal Penn - One of the best sounding names to get an engineering degree from (ACS)
Alaska State Motto - Love fishing but I hate your kids? Alaska! (PM)
Duke University - John Wayne's college (ACS)
Planned Possumhood - Planned Parenthood in Arkansas (ACS)
Fruit Stand - Great name for a gay bar (ACS)
Poo Poo City - Where Charles Fletcher Loomis' house is located (ACS)
Blood Bank - Great name for a check cashing place in the hood (ACS)
Bass Manor - Great name for a gay bar (ACS)
The Dead C - Sounds like the worst name for a lesbian bar ever (ACS)
Wood Bar - Good name for a gay bar (ACS)
Ghost Load - Ride at Calico Ghost Town (ADS)
Nasacort - Country club for Jewish folks where they play tennis at (ADS)
L.A. HOTT (1) - An 80's bar with an outdoor door seating area (ACS)
Fairy Wings - Good name for a bar on the west side (ACS)
Second Hand/First World - Store that sells rich whitey’s high end stuff (ACS)
The Lance Hunter - Perfect name for a gay bar (Dumb People Town)
Pervert Park - Theo Vaughn grew up there (ACS)
Big Sur - Great name for a big and tall shop (Show?)
Studio Centric - Sounds like a Utopia. Between Valley Village and Sherman Oaks (AOTH)
Asstard - Thor came from that planet (ACS)
Grand Entrance - Great name for a gay bar (AOTH)
Thermopolis - Where the Bun Boy is (ACS)
The Turkish Embassy - Gay bar (ACS)
Low Tide - Gay code for boner in the rear view mirror (ACS)
Corumption - On the way to Vegas, where Heidi Fleiss lives with her macaws (ACS)
C.C. Fichens - Sounds like a pretzel stand (Gina) (ACS)
Timpani Barn - where to get timpani to go, has three big Mexicans in the kitchen (ACS)
Heroin (2)(Pronounced Ehr-o-win by JCVD) The health food store in Venice (ACS)
Pocket Passers - Next to Mister Fister’s (Gina) (ACS)

Miscellaneous

Cleaning The Pink Turtle - Bryan's name for pleasuring oneself (ACS)
Analingus - A new type of breath mint (LL)
The Milk Of Arthritic Goats - A rabbi's curse: "May you suckle at the teet of the milk of arthritic goat!!!" (ACS)
Carbon Dating - A black dating website (ACS)
RU486 - Vanity plate for a guy who runs an abortion clinic (ADS)
Jet Green - Amsterdam's Airlines (ACS)
Stromer, Oldhafer and Carolla - World's worst law firm (AOTH)
Ira Carolla - Sounds like an affliction "Oh my Ira Carolla's acting up" (ACS)
Sawjay - Sounds French...gay word for sausage. "I was strokin' this dude’s sawjay" (ACS)
Smokeless Cigarette - Name for Dr. Drew's honker after his prostate surgery (ADS)
El Niño - Name of "Sinn" strip club DJ's cock (ACS)
Blue Man - Crazy hairdresser's macaw who doesn't judge (PM)
Lucia - An Italian moped (ACS)
American Jewish World Service - A van that's begging to be shot at (ACS)
E-aye? - Canadian version of EBay (ACS)
Sweatpants Lesbian - What Adam would be. An in-between lesbian. Not a lipstick lesbian, not a butch dyke (ACS)
SuckStrong - Bill Clinton's bracelet (ACS)
Gaybus - Gay and bogus (ACS)
Flappy Bird - The most offensive name for the vagina (ACS)
G8 (Summit) - The Pontiac that Oprah gave away on her show (ACS)
Oracle A The Delphi - Big new startup company (ADS)
Crewkakke - A type of sweater (ACS)
The Flying Dutchman - Great name for an Amsterdam airlines (ACS)
Cleaning My Chain - Euphemism for beating off (ACS)
Awesome Town - A gathering of three or more polar bears (ACS)
Avocado - The Greek word for nut sack (ACS)
Doucherette - A gum/patch that douchebags chew/use (ACS)
Urban Milling -Black guys standing around (AOTH)
Synesthesia - When you eat your own hair (ACS)
Tuck Rule - When a guy pretends he's a chick and stands in front of the mirror (ACS)
My #2 Pencil Is Out Of Lead - Another term for erectile dysfunction (ACS)
Float A Bond - When a politician farts (RD)
Vaginismus - black people's holiday, accompanied with a lot of ceremonial garb (ADS)
Vaseline and Gauze - Elizabeth Taylor's new scent (ACS)
Jewber - A drunk on a 10-speed (ACS)
Chickpea - What Gina does when we camp (ACS)
Oscar Squad (2) - Bad gay code (ACS)
Airbus - Worst name for an aircraft. Sounds like “air donkey” (AOTH)
Shailene Woodley - Sounds like the most fantastical verb/adverb combo. “I want to Shailene Woodley through a field of poppies with you” (Gina) (Twitter)
Asshole Rider (2) - Worst piece of exercise equipment Vinnie’s ever endorsed (ACS)
Diario La Prensa - Stealer of the jersey in Spanish (ACS)
The Sicilian Fly Swatter - Sounds like a WWF move (Gina) (ACS)
Jellyfish - Sounds like something your grandpa would buy for you at the mall (ACS)
Fruit Fly - More politically correct term for fag hag (Show?)
Jewgling - When a Jew "Googles" their symptoms (ACS)
Tavares - David Wild's boner medicine (ACS)
Jew -Over - A mulligan from a barmitzva. "Uh, I misread that...can I get a Jew-over?" (ACS)
Ossified - That's a Don King word, there (ACS)
Zero for Cecil - Worst charity ever (Bald Bryan) (ACS)
A++ - A bra that Gina will never see (ACS)
Joycelyn - A good name for Curly from the Three Stooges to say (ACS)
Phallisee - Latin for "to see the penis" (ADS)
Coffee Nap - Euphemism for pooping in your pants (ACS)
USS Monitor - Doesn't sound like a ship of war, sounds like a night nurse (ACS)
Dotard - A skirt a man wears (ACS)
Wilding- Something derogatory that takes place in public pools in certain counties (ACS)
Caveat - Latin for shitting on Adam's point (ADS)
Festiva - Sounds like a boner medicine (ACS)
Depeche Mode - French for “who dealt it?” (ADS)
Beefy Clutch – The purse Gina thought Lady Gaga took to the Emmy’s (ACS)
Sig Sauer - Something you would yell at Oktoberfest before downing a stiff stein of stout (ACS)
Jeans day – Sounds like the special day for your special need son Gene, to raise money (ACS)
Wilding - What takes place in public pools in certain counties (GS)
4F - Can’t/won’t be eligible for the draft (ACS)
Groupie - a kind of fish (ACS)
The African chick - Horrible name for a boat (ACS)
Inclusion rider - Snowboard for retarded kids (ACS)
The Urethra - Bad name for a car (ACS)
Mercury retrograde - when you take your index finger and shove it under your sack before you blow, and you belch it up later (ACS)
UEFA - Transsexuals playing soccer with a balled up maxi pad (GS)
Missed Connections- The worst airline ever (ACS)
Carollo - Sounds like a Tool you’d use rarely (ACS)
Brembo - that Mexican food company that makes that bread (Matt) (ACS)

Food/Drinks

Deer Bits - A venison cereal. Made of frosted deer flakes (Show?)
Coco Chanel - Nestlé’s newest coffee flavor (ACS)
Honey Dicks - Best cereal name ever (ACS)
Dawson's Beard - A pudding flavor Ace saw at Whole Foods (ACS)
Mighty Mutts - Worst breakfast cereal ever (ADS)
Chillax - A cinnamon based drink from "Hector's" country (ACS)
Black Dick - An English desert (ACS)
Tardy Digression - Sounds like a finger food..."would you like another tardy digression?" "No, I'm saving room for the main meal" (IFYWABC)
Double Bird Strike - Mixed drink created by Ace and Teresa. Made with Grey Goose, Wild Turkey, a splash of Canadian Club, and a splash of Hudson River water (ACS)
GAYtorade - A sports drink for gay people, because they lose essential body fluids (ACS)
University of Illinois At Urbana Champaign - Sounds like a carbonated drink for black people (ACS)
Flinch Fuck - Part of a nutritious breakfast, and a healthy relationship (ADS)
Phantom Punch - Something Bill Cosby gave his lady friends (ACS)
Pansy Sauce - Goes good with some shrimp (ADS)
Tilted Pillar - Kick ass IPA (AOTH)
Shaver - A good name for a miniature pastrami sandwich (Cousin Sal Show)
GPA - Something they add to children's cereal (ACS)
Stellwell's - A new low fat snack cracker (ACS)
Conchata Ferrell - A great cheese/unwanted cat (ACS)
Poopwell's - One of the worst snacks Nabisco has ever put their name on (ACS)
Belldini – Latest Taco Bell offering (ACS)
Fuzzy Zoeller – Zima with a jigger of peach schnapps (ACS)
Millennial Malaise - A sweet honey dipping sauce (ADS)
Jelani Cobb - Sounds like an Indian dish (Gina) (ACS)
Air Doodle - The very worst Super Bowl snack on the planet (ACS)
Faygala - Jewish sports drink (ACS)
Stroke Cane - Sounds like some sugary treat, mixed with a reach around (ACS)
The Silence Breakers (2) - good name for a mint (ACS)
Lesbian Squirt - Sponsor of the Dinah Shore Classic (ACS)
Preemptive gay strike - Worst video game ever (ADS)

TV Shows/Movies

Cunt du' Jour - A great Bond villain name (ACS)
Coffee and Donuts - (Charlie Coffee III and Johnny Donetti) Johnny's a tough street wise cop whose jive talking and plays by his own rules and Charlie's super uptight (LL)
Pedoph Isle (aka) Pedophile Island - All pedophiles are sent to live on an isolated island, and a 747 full of Boy Scouts crash lands there and they have to fight to survive (Also a place) (ACS)
Anus and Eyeball - Buddy cop TV show duo (ACS)
Pussy Pioneer - John Candy's last movie (ACS)
Red Velvet - Made up movie character Clown played by Paul Giamatti. "Was secret service, and someone died on his watch. Now he's takin to clownin'." Wears a red velvet clown outfit. (ACS)
Destination Of The Semen - (Adam Ray) A movie Harrison Ford passed on twice (ACS)
Gay Eye - Movie where Adam plays Buddy McKlan, a racist homophobic mechanic who is blinded in a freak hot transmission fluid accident. He gets the donor eyes from a gay guy who perished on a moped accident in Antigua. Co-starring Larry the Cable Guy as his best friend. (Co-written by Bryan Cranston) (ACS)
Grinders - Sitcom where Jon Gruden moves in with Johnny Manziel (ACS)
Squishy Red River - Movie that started John Wayne (Show?)
Gusset And Cable - Perfect Cop buddy duo team (AOTH)
Just One Of The Gays - Stars Shia LaBeouf (ACS)
Hard Impact - Sounds like a Van Damme movie from the 90's (ACS)
Hammer Pants And Ice - Worst cop detective duo from the 80's (ACS)
Living With The Kilowatts - Adam's new animated series where they just leave toaster ovens on all day (ACS)
Keep Calm And Rape A Lot - Worst Monty Python film ever (ACS)
Medical Mishaps - New show Dave Coulier and Tawny Kitaen could host (ACS)
Roaming With Bison - Another great Bill Murray movie (ACS)
Gainesville Florida Financial Planner - Sounds like a Saturday Night Live skit (ACS)
Blame the Bee Gees - Adam's next documentary (ACS)
Adam Knees Your Dad In The Nuts - Adam's new game show (ACS)
Navigeddon - Terrorists take over all of the GPS systems of cars, and send them careening into the Grand Canyon (ACS)
Rings Of Honor - Terrorists take over Olympic training facility in Colorado Springs, and the athletes have to use their individual skills to escape. (Cameo by Randy Couture as the salty old coach) (ACS)
Endless Time/Ample Time For Backup - Adam's new Netflix series (ACS)
Tarred n' Feathered - Buddy flick starring a retarded guy and an Indian chief (Show?)
Mr. Will Doo And Can Doo - PSA Motivational cartoon bathroom characters Will Doo (Played by Will Arnette) and Can Doo is shaped like a toilet. Filmed in kitschy Clutch Cargo style animation (ADS)
Robot Lawyer - Great Phil Hartman bit (ACS)
Umpire News Network - Adam's channel with umpires reporting. Unbiased reporting (ACS)
Sofa Tard - New CW show coming soon (Matt) (AOTH)
Junior Fantasy Island - Show where kids of reckless parents are shipped off to live with Bill Cosby and Felicia Rashad (ADS)
2 And A Half Denali's - Hasn't been same since Sheen left (ACS)
So Kanye - Sitcom from the 90's (ACS)
Ridicuopothy - Sounds like a Mike Judge movie (ADS)
Master Buck - One of John Candy's most controversial movies (ACS)
LA HOTT (1) - An 80’s bar with an outdoor door seating area (ACS)
Mother Hitler - Coming to TNT. Starring Patrick Swayze's bother, Don (ACS)
Sink and Bounce - Movie about roller boogie from the 80's, starred Lil' Bow Wow (ACS)
The Debs - A made up CW network show where you just put all the hot chicks in Hollywood (ACS)
The Origin Story Of AIDS - Worst Marvel movie ever (Bryan)(ACS)
Everybody Hates Vinnie - Horrible sitcom (ACS)
Chick Clan - Good movie title (ACS)
Condo in Redondo - Best movie I ever did (ADS)
Red Lobsteria - New show Dr. Drew was talking about where African Americans form their own country (ACS)
Earthquake rehab - Reality show Dr. drew seismic expert and a civil engineer come together (Rainn Wilson) (ACS)
Rooster Jones - Great John Wayne movie. Super Fly meets True Grit (ACS)
Ernest Bigot goes to..... (ACS)
Nickels On The Job - First and only Jewish gum shoe on the job. ABC, Friday nights, 10:00 p.m. (ADS)
Solicitor General - Great Danny Kaye movie (RD)
Disjointed - Lorena Bobbitt biopic (ADS)
Habib and Company - Horrible children's show (MS)
Bobby's Room - Howie Mandel animated project from the 90's (ACS)
Page/Savage - Great cop duo show from the ‘80’s (Adam Ray) (ACS)
Paper Asshole - Great Tatum O’Neal film (ACS)
L.A. HOTT (2) - Failed Steven Bochco series pilot (ACS)
Pieces Of String Too Small To Use - Lena Dunham film from the late 90’s (ACS)
Oscar Squad - New Marvel Movie (Gina) (ACS)
Cortron/Melamine - Transformers (Gina) (ACS)
Anoscope - Worst way to see a movie (ADS)
Practical Rapist - New SNL character (Gina) (ACS)
Superfoot - Worst Marvel movie ever (Bryan) (ACS)
Celebrity Food Chain - Would be a great show (Jeff Cesario) (ACS)
Backsack and Anus - Worst cop duo ever (RS)
Korean moyle - ABC’s next sitcom (Jeff) ACS
Nanny Huntin ‘with Ted Nugent - Great reality show I’d watch (ACS)
Progressive pope - New sitcom (Gina) ACS
Nick Mancuso: Construction Fluffer - New TV Show (AONT)

Books/Coffee Table Books

Dade County Black Prom, 1985 (ACS)
Here Are The Pajamas We Picture You In (ACS)
Three Shitty Homes, One Washing Machine, Zero Dryers - Title of Adam's new book (Ray) (AOTH)
Chapstick And Batteries - Title of Adam's next bestselling book (ACS)
Who The Fuck Put Their Sombrero on My Keys? – Title of Adam’s next book (ACS)
Cunt With A Grunt - Adam's favorite Dr. Seuss book (PM)
You'll Never See A Cockroach Jog (PM)
Kemo Skinny Calves - Adam's new children's book (ADS)
You're Dyslexic And I'm Dumb - Adam and John Popper's collaborative next book (ACS)
I Get It If You’re GWAR - Adam's next book (ACS)
Bulk Magazine - Costco magazine that Jimmy Kimmell graced the cover of twice (ACS)
Do You Have To Take Your Top Off To Dye Your Pubes, Drew? (LL)
Glamping With Moriah - Adam's new book (ACS)
From The Mouths of Babes (Hot Chicks Not Babies) (ACS)
(The) Sweet Spot - Adam's next book (Bryan) (ACS)
I Thought Things Would Be Better When I Was Rich (ACS)
Radio Station Kitchen (ACS)
Post-it Notes In Radio Station Kitchens (ACS)
Comedy Club Green Rooms And The Sofas That Were Not Made For Them (ACS)
Jethro, the Mexican Jew - A great children's book (Gina) (ACS)
Professor and the Construction Worker -The worst children's book ever (ACS)
Willie and the Weed - Good name for a children's book (ACS)
What Black People Think White People Complain About (ACS)
Everyone Eventually Becomes The Man (ACS)
Recipe for Misery (1) - Name Of Adam’s next book (ACS)
In Defense Of Black Face - Adam’s next book (ACS)

Native American Names

Chief Thunderbear (LL)
Dances With Cocks (ACS)
Dances With Lipstick (ACS)
Ol' Urethra Windows (ACS)
Oxnard - Indian name meaning the balls of a bull (ACS)

V/P Names

Absorbent Rag - Good name for T's V (ACS)
Hurt Locker - Another name for T's V (ACS)
Judge's Mansion - Another name for T's G
Cmarket.com - Another name for T's V (ACS)
City of Industry - Another name for T's V (ACS)
Dutch Mook - Another name for T's V (ACS)s V
No Safe Spaces - Great name for T's V (ACS)
Hobo Stove - Another name for A's V (ACS)
Sausage Grinder - Another name for A's V (ACS)
Dixville Notch - Another name for G's V (ACS)
Snake River Canyon - Another name for G's V (ACS)
Dakota Access Pipeline - Another name for G's V (ACS)
The Holidome - Another name for G’s V (ACS)
Discovery Bay - Great name for G's V (ACS)
B.O. Box - Great name for G's V (ACS)
Sea bag - Good name for G's V (ACS)
El Portal - Great name for G's V (ACS)
Harry Belafonte - Adam's name for his junk, if he were a woman (Show?)
Top Gear - Another name for Adam’s junk (ACS)
El Gordo/King Taco - Good name for G’s V (ACS)
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2018.04.04 01:48 Texas1971 Carollaisms (April)

Carollaisms (April)

Band Names/Rap Stars

Mitt Romney and the One Percenters (ACS)
ManAyz - Rap star (LL)
D'Bagz - Rap star (LL)
Maxi Pad - An all-girl band that knows how to rock (LL)
Dick Tingle - One of the best blues men in the business (Show?)
Lynette and the Lackeys (ACS)
Straw Hat and the Bowties - Jerry Springer's dixieland band who plays at the Knott's Berry Farm Good Time Theater (ACS)
Gut Fluffer (ACS)
Johnny Beaumont and The Legionnaires - All wear matching powder blue tuxedoes (ACS)
Automatic Vaginismus – Great band name (LL)
Dissuade/D’ Suede - Rappeproducer of Kanye/one of Kim's ex beaus (ACS)
Starchy Deuce - Band that should be produced by D' Suede (ACS)
Narthex - (ACS)
Epileptic Declawed Hamster - That is a helluva punk band right there (ACS)
Loretta Lynch - Country singer who sang "Stand By Your Man" (ACS)
The Areolas - Covered an Eagles song in the ‘90s (ACS)
Fleece and Flannel - One of the best lesbian acoustic duos you will ever see (ACS)
3 Chainz - Rap star (ACS)
Blues Squatter - Adam's dad’s band name (ACS)
Tampon Kayak - One of Seattle's greatest, but least heard of indie bands (ACS)
Jizz Grenade (LL)
Dryer Fire - Hot indie band name (ACS)
Iranian Revolutionary Guard - Prince's backup band (ACS)
Rape Kit - Name of Adam's band from high school (ACS)
Nog Bong - A band Adam was in in high school (ACS)
Bum Blazer – Adam’s band in high school (ACS)
White Trash Kimchi - Another good band name (Bald Bryan) (ACS)
White Noise - Adam's rap name (ADS)
Promethazine - Lil Wayne's sister (ADS)
Light Rail - Great Rap name (ADS)
Danny In The Joint - Good indie band name (ACS)
Anal Cleft - One of the worst reggae singers to leave Jamaica (ACS)
Anal Cleft and the Taints - Great reggae group (ACS)
MEL-ROL - One of The Spice Girls (AOTH)
D'bris - Great Rap name (ACS)
Cisgender - A militant female rapper....for the ladies (ACS)
Krav Maga (1) - Country singing Jew (ACS)
Lynette and Paulette - Sounds like a singing duo from the 60's (RD)
Nuts In The Sink - Name of Ray’s new band (Ray) (AOTH)
SubDude - Pete Holmes' rap name (ACS)
Ray And The Enemas - Blues singer and his backup band (ADS)
Yakov Crutchfield - He has a show in Branson (ADS)
Mac 18 - Adam’s favorite rapper (RD)
Tremble Lean – Adam’s rap name (ACBSL)
Sticker Back – Worst band out of Canada ever (ACS)
Pennywise and Pound Foolish - A band from the ‘90's (RD)
Strawberry Shortcake's Neti Pot - Great band name (Twitter)
Puffy Elon Musk - Worst rapper ever (ACS)
Pantera Club at Laguna Seca (Twitter)
Savage Body Attack - New wave romantic band Ace was in when he was 19 (FBL)
Jumping Jazzy Jews - Jeff Goldblum's jazz band (ACS)
Snore Cherry - Great band name (ACS)
Pat Benatard - Pat Benatar cover band (ACS)
Rancid Nuts - Good band name (ACS)
Gary And The Knotholes - Good band name (AOTH)
Tampon Canoe - Good indie band (ACS)
One Erection - A good boy band (ACS)
Flushin' Dew - A good country duo (ACS)
Armo Jeweler - Great band name (RD)
Radon - (Lynette thinks) there a Whitesnake cover-band (ACS)
The Taste Of Ace - Great band name (ACS)
King Grape and the Raisinettes (GS)
Concord Grape and the Raisinettes (GS)
Gary Taco - Love that band (ACS)
The Silence Breakers (2) - Good punk band (Gina) (ACS)
Daddy’s Got A Dually – Good country song (ACS)
Dip Curtain - Good indie band (ACS)
Crystal Lobbyists - Sounds like a great techno band (ACS)

Song Titles

Meatless Mondays - Horrible Bangles song (Show?)
Measles and Commuter Trains - Worst Christmas song ever (ACS)
White Guys Be Ownin' Everything - Adam's next hit (ACS)
Blood On The Grout - John Cougar Mellencamp song (ACS)
No Blood In The Peckeroo - Good John Cougar song (ACS)
Mellen's Gold - A three disc box set of nothing but John Cougar Mellencamp hits (ACS)
Freaks, Retards and Jews - Not a Cher song (ACS)
Pedophile Cops - Good Cheap Trick song (ACS)
Pig Anus Soup - Favorite Rolling Stones album (Bryan) (ACS)
That Dog Don’t Mess With Olga and Natalia Don’t Spit No Mo’ - Sounds like a Mississippi Delta blues song (Bryan) (ACS)
Goggles Are For Pussies - Trace Adkins' number one hit (ACAFBSL)
Whistle While You Masturbate - The lost Disney song aka "Whistle While You Jerk" (ACS)
12 Pack & Dick's Hard - Name of Adam's new album (Gina) (ACS)
Blood and Soil - A good Smithereens song (ACS)
Pina Colada in Amsterdam - Worst Jimmy Buffet song ever (ACS)
Tough Times In The City - Great Nick Gilder song (ACS)
I've Got A Hamster In My Scrotum And He's Looking For His Keys - That's a good country song (ACS)
Gay Hitler -Great Elvis Costello song (ACS)
Tard On The Tool Shed - Good Mellenamp song (AOTH)
Condo in Redondo - Sublime song (ADS)
Animoji - Band that sung "Obsession" (ACS)
People Who Have Lost People - Worst Barbara Streisand song ever (ACS)
Tilted Heart - Great Tammy Wynette song (ADS)
Yoga wood - Great Beatles song (ACS)
Anal cleft - Song from the Sound of Music (ACS)
Morgue Mode - Sounds like a guy from Iceland who is a DJ (ACS)
I’ve got a Saturday and two friends - great country song (Gina) (ACS)

Football Players/Athletes/Teams:

Legs Akimbo - Wide Receiver (ACS)
Feral Katz - Nose Tackle (ACS)
L' Brarian Booker - Wide Receiver (ACS)
Oscar Buzz - Linebacker (ACS)
DeVigorous Lover - Wide Receiver (ACS)
Nadir Zenith - Placekicker (ACS)
DeGluten Free - Offensive Lineman (ACS)
Tangy Mango - Fullback (ACS)
N'Farious Plan - (position?) (ACS)
Modular Holmes - (position?) (ACS)
Fortuitous Bounce - Safety (ACS)
Operatin' Thetan - (ACS) Quarterback for the Washington Redskins (ACS)
Minority Banks - HOF OLB who died tragically in a car wreck shortly after his HOF induction, a natural athlete, he played option QB in college along with being a stand out member of the track team, and in high school he was captain of the basketball team. Survived by his twin brother Majority Banks, who also played in the league, and daughter Recuser Banks who many believe was the best athlete in the family (ACS)
Coach Platitude - "Take a knee son...helmet's not a chair" (ACS)
Glendora Bevmo - Mother of DeVigorous Lover and L' Brarian Booker (different fathers, of course) (ACS)
Marshall Law - (Allison) (ACS)
Orlando Ceeworld - (position?) (ACS)
Du Vatine - (position?) (Show?)
Raja Slate - Super fast wide-out out of Marshall via LSU (AOTH)
Moe Greene - Great corner for the Washington Redskins in the 80’s (ACS)
Bronx Defenders - Sounds like a AAA hockey team (RD)
Medical Error - Slipped in the draft due to a video being released just prior (ACS)
Homeo Stasis (position?) (ACS)
Capybara - The greatest name for a major league skipper (ACS)
Ejaxico Johnson (position?) (ACS)
Radiant Barrier vs. Attic Fan - The worst WWE matchup ever to grace the stage (AOTH)
Bamboo Brick - one of the greatest mixed martial artists on the planet (AOTH)
Dexter Methorphan - He did not participate in the combines, but his coaches say he can run a 4.3 (Twitter)
Bob Jacuzzi - Great point guard for the Celtics aka "THE COOZE" (ACS)
Shame Negation - Picked to leave Clemson early and go very early in the draft this year. (ADS)
Entertainment Crackers - Another name for the Washington Generals ACS
Hardibacker - Good name for an inside backer (ACS)
Osmosis - Black dude. Forward for the Knicks who might or might not have been traded (ADS)

Porn Star Names/Terms/Gay Code:

Spoodini - (LL)
Rocky Stucco - (AOTH)
No Can Doo - Backdoor anal queen of China (ACS)
Kristallnacht - Worst porn star name in the business (ACS)
Madison Avenue (I am Rappaport Podcast)
Hero Du Jour (I am Rappaport Podcast)
Kindle Fire (ACS)
Jackson Hole - Gay porn actor (ACS)
Col. Duke Lacrosse - Adam's porn name (LL)
Duke Circumference - Adam's gay porn name (ACS)
Rich Data - Gay porn actor (Show?)
Tom Foolery - Gay porn actor (Show?)
Honey Dijon - Great porn star name (Show?)
Aids Machete - One of Adam's gay porn names. "Very short stint, I only did 2 weeks with that name, so it was like 41 movies." (ACS)
Bryce Canyon - Great gay porn name (ACS)
The Italian Coastguard - A gay move. "Let me just start with basic anal, then I'll slide into the Italian Coast Guard." (ACS)
Tetanus Gym - Good gay porn name "Who you working with?" "Tetanus Gym." "Oh boy, make sure you're on top" (ACS)
Shared A Back Fence - gay slang (ACS)
Mea Culpa - Adam's porn name (ACS)
Hand Twins - Gay code (ACS)
Backscatter - Porn technology (PM)
Cajun Tree Climber - Gay code (AOTH)
Snow Blower- Gay code (AOTH)
Stump Grinder - Gay code (AOTH)
Tumbler And Coaster - Adam's gay slang replacement for "top and bottom" (PM)
Go For A Bike Ride - Gay code (ACS)
Artie Fartie - Adam's porn name from the 80's (ACS)
Road Island Ray - Ray's porn name (AOTH)
38KKK -A type of porn that comes out of Kentucky (ACS)
Tech Screw - A dirty website for geeks (ACS)
Bearvalanche - Worst gay move ever (ACS)
Wacked Off Pieces Of Cactus - Gay code for gay rough trade (ACS)
Brad Nail - Good gay porn name (ADS)
Lightning Rod - Good gay porn name for Milo Yiannopplous (ADS)
Milk Barn - Another name for Adam's bathroom sink (ACS)
Meat Thievery - That's just good gay code (ACS)
Hairy Shin - Adam's gay porn name (ACS)
Asian Persuasion - Sounds like a good name for a porn series Asian persuasion 16 (ACS)
Cock Holster - Good movie series, cock holster 14 (ACS)
Celebrity Du Jour - Great porn name (ACS)
Europol - Another great porn name (ACS)
Roy Wood - Adam's gay porn name (ACS)
Tank slapper - Gay slang (Gina) (ACS)
Porch Pirate - Gay term (ACS)
Mad Chuck - The world's worst name for a gay porn star (AOTH)
Sweat lodge - Gay code (ACS)
The L.A. Underground - Sounds like a gay bar (M&J)
Skin and grin - Gay slang (ACS)
Rear Admiral - The name of one of the best bars on west side (ACS)
Loaded for bear - Now a gay term (GS)
Fruit Of The Year - A porn Dave (Dameshek) starred in (ACS)
The Lebanese Comedian - Ace's favorite sex position (ACS)
Cockout - When a gay guy doesn't try very hard (ACS)
Margana Wood - Porn name (ACS)
Hugh Bris - Porn star (RD)
Matte Clear - Fondalier’s gay porn name (AOTH)
Palatial Estates – A good 80’s fake tittie porn name (AOTH)
Cokie Roberts - Great porn name (ACS)
Armenian Christmas - An unspeakable sexual act in prison. "Johnny ratted out the white supremacists to the warden, so they gave him an Armenian Christmas" (Show?)
Ride The Pine - Gay slang (ADS)
Meet Gaze - Gay slang (ACS)
Asshole Rider - Gay slang (ACS)
Cash Widedick - Ace's porn name if you can call an apple a honey crisp. (ACS)
Shanda Lear - Great stripper name (Gina) (ACS)
Fiery Cherry - Good porn name (ACS)
Jerk the wheel - Code for masturbation (ACS)
Giddyup Titties - Gina’s porn name (Gina) (ACS)
French astronaut - Great gay slang (ACS)
Mr Bandera - gay code (ACS)
Beefmato/Clamato - sounds like names of venerial diseases (ACS)
Spanner - Australian gay code (ACS)
Rocky tenure - Adam’s gay porn name (ACS)
The End Game - One of Stormy Daniels movie titles (RD)

Miscellaneous People

Trajectory Hagar - High school kid "heading down the wrong path" in life (ACS)
Slick Mouth - Adam's prison name (ACS)
Rich Carless - Cool homeless guy name (ACS)
Keyless Chuck - Best homeless guy name (ACS)
Nasal Ranger - Worst superhero name ever (Gina) (ACS)
Krav Maga (2) - Good name for a sheriff (ADS)
Hubcap Annie - Horror that hangs out with Keyless Chuck (ACS)
Becky Honkington (Allison) (ACS)
Monica Chugscock - (Pronounced "Shuggscawk") (ADS)
Tyvek DuPont - Best rich guy’s name (AOTH)
Mattress - A Model/actress (ACS)
Hofmeister Kink - Nazi war criminal who's been in hiding in Brazil for the past 61 years. aka Jake Johnson (ACS)
Serpiginous - The world's wimpiest swordsman. Sir Piginous of Wussville (LL)
Chick Fil a - Great play-by-play guy for the Warriors from the 70’s (Show?)
Peri Menopausal - Best P.I. working the Chicago beat (LL)
Whiskey Dick - The neighborhood pedophile in the clown outfit (ACS)
Surge - Guy that drives for ÜBER (ACS)
Babbling Brook - Great name for a female cattle auctioneer (PM)
Terra Firma - Name of the "woman of color" that heckled Adam at a Ventura live show and was removed by force (The Ranker Podcast)
Octomom - Great Batman villain (Bryan) (ACS)
Larry The Cabinet Guy - Failed Israeli comic…"Don't get 'er done!" (ACS)
Rod Blagojevich - Joe Francis' slimy brother who sells above ground pools out of a primered van (ACS)
Cockchug Man - The gay superhero in The Village People that wears just all leather (ACS)
MEL-ROL- She's one of The Spice Girls (AOTH)
Hand Farts - A new comedian Adam had never heard of (ACS)
Juan Jeremy - The greatest international film star ever (ACS)
Bitchathane Jackson - Good name for a "sista" (ACS)
Tobar - Perfect caveman name (ACS)
Vroman - A fast moving Roman (ACS)
Korn Syrup and Fructose - Women of color who work at the strip club with Jade (stage 4) (ACS)
Fred Meyer - Lucy's neighbor (ACS)
Kimchi - The Asian flutist (ACS)
Pacoima - The mechanic from Taxi (ACS)
Dick Salt - NATO Alliance General (ACS)
Dick Salt (2) - Manger of the Mariners in the early 70’s (Bryan) (ACS)
Caramel And Fudge - Two more African-American prostitutes that lived in the apartment above Adam’s (ACS)
Peaches - The whore that lived upstairs (ACS)
F. Me Bailey - Greatest lawyer of all time (RD)
Agua Caliente - Loves that guy. He does a great John Madden (ACS)
Senior Penis - One the most dangerous drug lords to ever work (ADS)
Shill Du'Jour - Good Bond secretary name (RD)
Brexit Romero - Sounds like an International assassin (ACS)
Lugansk - That gay diver who hit his head and gave the whole Canadian team AIDS (ACS)
Leak O'rama - A Dutch action star, starred in “Sudden Death” (AOTH)
Vaginismus - Great black guy name (ADS)
Normcore - Guy that owns Westwood one (ACS)
LaTolstoy - Great black guy name (ACS)
Shapiro – Artist who is really good at anime. Died in the 60’s but was a real trendsetter (ACS)
Chuck Spears – Good name for a racist. “Hey you workin’ with Chuck Spears over at the Klan?” (ACS)
Norethindrone - DAG’s Sister (CLL)
La Tuskegee - Black airline pilot (ACS)
C-clamps – Nickname for Adam’s step-mom. “Ol’ C-clamps locked me out of the house again.” (ACS)
Harry Nilsson - (Gary thinks) he does the voices on The Simpsons (ADS)
Nutella - Great name for a crazy black woman (ACS)
Sia - The perfect person to break up with. Would be perfect if she was dating Jack (hit the road Jack) (ACS)
The Ball Catcher - What Adam used to call Ray's ass in junior high (ACFBSL)
MOAB - Matt's new nickname (Mother of All Buttholes) (AONTH)
Trip Reeb - Great name for a white guy (ACS)
Merle Horn - One of the greatest best ropers to ever come down the Pecos (ACS)
The Boring Machine - Lynette's name for Adam (ACS)
Avocado Hand - The nickname of Eric Clapton's brother (Chet) who works at a Mexican place and is charge of the guacamole (ACS)
Bagel Hand - Clapton's Jewish cousin (ACS)
Fa-Sheeya (fascia) - A heavy set woman of color that works at the DMV (ACAFBSL)
Ghrelin - New AM/PM mascot (ACS)
Krav Maga (3) - An Israeli Captain from 1946 (ACS)
Cuban Boa - Sounds like a dark skinned trannie (ACS)
Gabardine - She's a very chatty woman of color middle-aged and she'll talk your ear off. (ACS)
Guy Dudebro - Greatest name ever (AOTH)
Otto Warmbier- Simultaneously the greatest and worst beer master brewer name ever (ACS)
Leif Geragos - Greatest rocking attorney ever Viking rocker attorney (ACS)
Ernest J. Bigot - "I'm just asking....I'm just wanna know...." (ACS)
Panzanella - Cobra's full name (ACS)
Sheet Metal Nibbler - Great name for Matt the porcelain punisher (AOTH)
Big Grenadine - Sounds like a large black neighbor (ACS)
Silent gym - Next to Keyless Chuck, best homeless guy name ever (ACS)
Nuchilla - Sounds like a black vampire (Theo Von) (ACS)
D' poleon - Black Napoleon (ACS)
Luke Rockhold - Sounds like a character on The Flintstones (GS)
Sissy squat - She was hot (AOTH)
Beulah - The town horror (RD)
Ronan Farrow - One of the best wheel men in Europe (ACS)
Duke Bagg - Comedian Ian Bagg's brother (ACS)
Root ball grinder - A horrible term for a bitchy wife (Ruth Ballgrinder and Harriet Mulcher) (Tim Allen) (ACS)
Paul Funyun - Just a big dude who likes to have fun. Has a pink ox as a sidekick (ACS)
Page/Savage - A great lawyer team (Adam Ray) (ACS)
Ivar the Boneless - Ace’s dad’s nickname in high school. aka Jim the spineless (ACS)
Bash Worthy - Comic strip's character name/title (ACS)
Uncle Tom-bién - Mexican Uncle Tom (ACS)
Alist Poon - An Indian exchange student who has cerebral palsy (ACS)
Indignant Asswipes - Good name for an improv troupe (Gina) (ACS)
Flora in Fauna - two black chicks that work for him (ADS)
Cheap - Name of a he/she that literally went under sexual assignment surgery last month (ACS)
Heroin (1)(Pronounced Ehr-o-win by JCVD) A character in Lord Of The Rings (Bryan) (ACS)
Yersinia pestis - Ace did Celebrity Apprentice with that dude. He won that year (ADS)
Morgue Mode - Sounds like a guy from Iceland who is a DJ (ACS)

Morning Zoos/DJ's/Radio Stations

Gum and Condoms - (Show?)
Dusty Labia - Adam's handle when he used to do AM Mornings. (ACS)
Asscrack and Backsack in the morning with Sludge (LL)
Crockpots and Headphones (ACS)
Booger and Floor Wax (ACS)
Almonds and Water (ACS)
Cold Butter And Calves (ADS)
Schluter And The Drain - Schluter has a thick Austrian accent , while "The Drain" has a super low voice (AOTH)
Ace Rockolla - Just Google "Ace Rockolla Lightning round...." (LL)
Fungus and Mold (Show?)
Stupid and Petty (Show?)
Eunice and Edgar - Bubba the Love Sponge's parents (ACS)
Flip Flops and Fanny Packs (ACS)
Hairy Shin - Does a KCRE show in the weekends (ACS)
Deep Bra Grooves - Should be a Sirius XM station Channel 248, C+ and above! (ACS)
Andy and Opie - Great Radio Show (ACS)
QuietRock - Sounds like an easy listening rock station (AOTH)
Quiet Crush - A good easy listening radio station (ACS)
The Tool Box - SiriusXM took tune station aka KTOL (ACS)
Ray's Enema Antics - New podcast on Carolla Digital (Bryan)(ACS)
Doug Gets Blown While He Eats Pudding - Doug Benson's next podcast (ACS)
Cat Packer - Used to do mornings with her brother, Fudge (ACS)

Places

Boobville - (LL)
Pedoph Isle aka Pedophile Island - Island where are all the pedophiles are sent to live. (Also a TV show/movie idea) (LL)
Lil' Lord Fauntleroy’s Academy for Albino Hemophiliacs - Drew's childhood school (LL)
Doesntexistizcan - Where presidential candidate Platitude's grandfather was from (ACS)
Boga Raton - The world's worst resort spot (Show?)
Meat Yard - Great name for a gay bar (ACS)
Mister Fister's - Adam's all-time top name for a gay bar (ACS)
Sub-Par - Worst name for a submarine sandwich shop (Show?)
Queen Mary - Great name for a tranny bar (ACS)
NuvaRing - A German racetrack. "The new Nissan GTR turned it in 7:21, faster than the Corvette." (Show?)
Louis Pasteur Middle School (ACS)
Helm’s Deep - World's first gay bar bakery (ACS)
Kal Penn - One of the best sounding names to get an engineering degree from (ACS)
Alaska State Motto - Love fishing but I hate your kids? Alaska! (PM)
Duke University - John Wayne's college (ACS)
Planned Possumhood - Planned Parenthood in Arkansas (ACS)
Fruit Stand - Great name for a gay bar (ACS)
Poo Poo City - Where Charles Fletcher Loomis' house is located (ACS)
Blood Bank - Great name for a check cashing place in the hood (ACS)
Bass Manor - Great name for a gay bar (ACS)
The Dead C - Sounds like the worst name for a lesbian bar ever (ACS)
Wood Bar - Good name for a gay bar (ACS)
Ghost Load - Ride at Calico Ghost Town (ADS)
Nasacort - Country club for Jewish folks where they play tennis at (ADS)
L.A. HOTT (1) - An 80's bar with an outdoor door seating area (ACS)
Fairy Wings - Good name for a bar on the west side (ACS)
Second Hand/First World - Store that sells rich whitey’s high end stuff (ACS)
The Lance Hunter - Perfect name for a gay bar (Dumb People Town)
Pervert Park - Theo Vaughn grew up there (ACS)
Big Sur - Great name for a big and tall shop (Show?)
Studio Centric - Sounds like a Utopia. Between Valley Village and Sherman Oaks (AOTH)
Asstard - Thor came from that planet (ACS)
Grand Entrance - Great name for a gay bar (AOTH)
Thermopolis - Where the Bun Boy is (ACS)
The Turkish Embassy - Gay bar (ACS)
Low Tide - Gay code for boner in the rear view mirror (ACS)
Corumption - On the way to Vegas, where Heidi Fleiss lives with her macaws (ACS)
C.C. Fichens - Sounds like a pretzel stand (Gina) (ACS)
Timpani Barn - where to get timpani to go, has three big Mexicans in the kitchen (ACS)
Heroin (2)(Pronounced Ehr-o-win by JCVD) The health food store in Venice (ACS)

Miscellaneous

Cleaning The Pink Turtle - Bryan's name for pleasuring oneself (ACS)
Analingus - A new type of breath mint (LL)
The Milk Of Arthritic Goats - A rabbi's curse: "May you suckle at the teet of the milk of arthritic goat!!!" (ACS)
Carbon Dating - A black dating website (ACS)
RU486 - Vanity plate for a guy who runs an abortion clinic (ADS)
Jet Green - Amsterdam's Airlines (ACS)
Stromer, Oldhafer and Carolla - World's worst law firm (AOTH)
Ira Carolla - Sounds like an affliction "Oh my Ira Carolla's acting up" (ACS)
Sawjay - Sounds French...gay word for sausage. "I was strokin' this dude’s sawjay" (ACS)
Smokeless Cigarette - Name for Dr. Drew's honker after his prostate surgery (ADS)
El Niño - Name of "Sinn" strip club DJ's cock (ACS)
Blue Man - Crazy hairdresser's macaw who doesn't judge (PM)
Lucia - An Italian moped (ACS)
American Jewish World Service - A van that's begging to be shot at (ACS)
E-aye? - Canadian version of EBay (ACS)
Sweatpants Lesbian - What Adam would be. An in-between lesbian. Not a lipstick lesbian, not a butch dyke (ACS)
SuckStrong - Bill Clinton's bracelet (ACS)
Gaybus - Gay and bogus (ACS)
Flappy Bird - The most offensive name for the vagina (ACS)
G8 (Summit) - The Pontiac that Oprah gave away on her show (ACS)
Oracle A The Delphi - Big new startup company (ADS)
Crewkakke - A type of sweater (ACS)
The Flying Dutchman - Great name for an Amsterdam airlines (ACS)
Cleaning My Chain - Euphemism for beating off (ACS)
Awesome Town - A gathering of three or more polar bears (ACS)
Avocado - The Greek word for nut sack (ACS)
Doucherette - A gum/patch that douchebags chew/use (ACS)
Urban Milling -Black guys standing around (AOTH)
Synesthesia - When you eat your own hair (ACS)
Tuck Rule - When a guy pretends he's a chick and stands in front of the mirror (ACS)
My #2 Pencil Is Out Of Lead - Another term for erectile dysfunction (ACS)
Float A Bond - When a politician farts (RD)
Vaginismus - black people's holiday, accompanied with a lot of ceremonial garb (ADS)
Vaseline and Gauze - Elizabeth Taylor's new scent (ACS)
Jewber - A drunk on a 10-speed (ACS)
Chickpea - What Gina does when we camp (ACS)
Oscar Squad (2) - Bad gay code (ACS)
Airbus - Worst name for an aircraft. Sounds like “air donkey” (AOTH)
Shailene Woodley - Sounds like the most fantastical verb/adverb combo. “I want to Shailene Woodley through a field of poppies with you” (Gina) (Twitter)
Asshole Rider (2) - Worst piece of exercise equipment Vinnie’s ever endorsed (ACS)
Diario La Prensa - Stealer of the jersey in Spanish (ACS)
The Sicilian Fly Swatter - Sounds like a WWF move (Gina) (ACS)
Jellyfish - Sounds like something your grandpa would buy for you at the mall (ACS)
Fruit Fly - More politically correct term for fag hag (Show?)
Jewgling - When a Jew "Googles" their symptoms (ACS)
Tavares - David Wild's boner medicine (ACS)
Jew -Over - A mulligan from a barmitzva. "Uh, I misread that...can I get a Jew-over?" (ACS)
Ossified - That's a Don King word, there (ACS)
Zero for Cecil - Worst charity ever (Bald Bryan) (ACS)
A++ - A bra that Gina will never see (ACS)
Joycelyn - A good name for Curly from the Three Stooges to say (ACS)
Phallisee - Latin for "to see the penis" (ADS)
Coffee Nap - Euphemism for pooping in your pants (ACS)
USS Monitor - Doesn't sound like a ship of war, sounds like a night nurse (ACS)
Dotard - A skirt a man wears (ACS)
Wilding- Something derogatory that takes place in public pools in certain counties (ACS)
Caveat - Latin for shitting on Adam's point (ADS)
Festiva - Sounds like a boner medicine (ACS)
Depeche Mode - French for “who dealt it?” (ADS)
Beefy Clutch – The purse Gina thought Lady Gaga took to the Emmy’s (ACS)
Sig Sauer - Something you would yell at Oktoberfest before downing a stiff stein of stout (ACS)
Jeans day – Sounds like the special day for your special need son Gene, to raise money (ACS)
Wilding - What takes place in public pools in certain counties (GS)
4F - Can’t/won’t be eligible for the draft (ACS)
Groupie - a kind of fish (ACS)
The African chick - Horrible name for a boat (ACS)
Inclusion rider - Snowboard for retarded kids (ACS)
The Urethra - Bad name for a car (ACS)
Mercury retrograde - when you take your index finger and shove it under your sack before you blow, and you belch it up later (ACS)
UEFA - Transsexuals playing soccer with a balled up maxi pad (GS)
Missed Connections- The worst airline ever (ACS)
Carollo - Sounds like a Tool you’d use rarely (ACS)

Food/Drinks

Deer Bits - A venison cereal. Made of frosted deer flakes (Show?)
Coco Chanel - Nestlé’s newest coffee flavor (ACS)
Honey Dicks - Best cereal name ever (ACS)
Dawson's Beard - A pudding flavor Ace saw at Whole Foods (ACS)
Mighty Mutts - Worst breakfast cereal ever (ADS)
Chillax - A cinnamon based drink from "Hector's" country (ACS)
Black Dick - An English desert (ACS)
Tardy Digression - Sounds like a finger food..."would you like another tardy digression?" "No, I'm saving room for the main meal" (IFYWABC)
Double Bird Strike - Mixed drink created by Ace and Teresa. Made with Grey Goose, Wild Turkey, a splash of Canadian Club, and a splash of Hudson River water (ACS)
GAYtorade - A sports drink for gay people, because they lose essential body fluids (ACS)
University of Illinois At Urbana Champaign - Sounds like a carbonated drink for black people (ACS)
Flinch Fuck - Part of a nutritious breakfast, and a healthy relationship (ADS)
Phantom Punch - Something Bill Cosby gave his lady friends (ACS)
Pansy Sauce - Goes good with some shrimp (ADS)
Tilted Pillar - Kick ass IPA (AOTH)
Shaver - A good name for a miniature pastrami sandwich (Cousin Sal Show)
GPA - Something they add to children's cereal (ACS)
Stellwell's - A new low fat snack cracker (ACS)
Conchata Ferrell - A great cheese/unwanted cat (ACS)
Poopwell's - One of the worst snacks Nabisco has ever put their name on (ACS)
Belldini – Latest Taco Bell offering (ACS)
Fuzzy Zoeller – Zima with a jigger of peach schnapps (ACS)
Millennial Malaise - A sweet honey dipping sauce (ADS)
Jelani Cobb - Sounds like an Indian dish (Gina) (ACS)
Air Doodle - The very worst Super Bowl snack on the planet (ACS)
Faygala - Jewish sports drink (ACS)
Stroke Cane - Sounds like some sugary treat, mixed with a reach around (ACS)
The Silence Breakers (2) - good name for a mint (ACS)
Lesbian Squirt - Sponsor of the Dinah Shore Classic (ACS)
Preemptive gay strike - Worst video game ever (ADS)

TV Shows/Movies

Cunt du' Jour - A great Bond villain name (ACS)
Coffee and Donuts - (Charlie Coffee III and Johnny Donetti) Johnny's a tough street wise cop whose jive talking and plays by his own rules and Charlie's super uptight (LL)
Pedoph Isle (aka) Pedophile Island - All pedophiles are sent to live on an isolated island, and a 747 full of Boy Scouts crash lands there and they have to fight to survive (Also a place) (ACS)
Anus and Eyeball - Buddy cop TV show duo (ACS)
Pussy Pioneer - John Candy's last movie (ACS)
Red Velvet - Made up movie character Clown played by Paul Giamatti. "Was secret service, and someone died on his watch. Now he's takin to clownin'." Wears a red velvet clown outfit. (ACS)
Destination Of The Semen - (Adam Ray) A movie Harrison Ford passed on twice (ACS)
Gay Eye - Movie where Adam plays Buddy McKlan, a racist homophobic mechanic who is blinded in a freak hot transmission fluid accident. He gets the donor eyes from a gay guy who perished on a moped accident in Antigua. Co-starring Larry the Cable Guy as his best friend. (Co-written by Bryan Cranston) (ACS)
Grinders - Sitcom where Jon Gruden moves in with Johnny Manziel (ACS)
Squishy Red River - Movie that started John Wayne (Show?)
Gusset And Cable - Perfect Cop buddy duo team (AOTH)
Just One Of The Gays - Stars Shia LaBeouf (ACS)
Hard Impact - Sounds like a Van Damme movie from the 90's (ACS)
Hammer Pants And Ice - Worst cop detective duo from the 80's (ACS)
Living With The Kilowatts - Adam's new animated series where they just leave toaster ovens on all day (ACS)
Keep Calm And Rape A Lot - Worst Monty Python film ever (ACS)
Medical Mishaps - New show Dave Coulier and Tawny Kitaen could host (ACS)
Roaming With Bison - Another great Bill Murray movie (ACS)
Gainesville Florida Financial Planner - Sounds like a Saturday Night Live skit (ACS)
Blame the Bee Gees - Adam's next documentary (ACS)
Adam Knees Your Dad In The Nuts - Adam's new game show (ACS)
Navigeddon - Terrorists take over all of the GPS systems of cars, and send them careening into the Grand Canyon (ACS)
Rings Of Honor - Terrorists take over Olympic training facility in Colorado Springs, and the athletes have to use their individual skills to escape. (Cameo by Randy Couture as the salty old coach) (ACS)
Endless Time/Ample Time For Backup - Adam's new Netflix series (ACS)
Tarred n' Feathered - Buddy flick starring a retarded guy and an Indian chief (Show?)
Mr. Will Doo And Can Doo - PSA Motivational cartoon bathroom characters Will Doo (Played by Will Arnette) and Can Doo is shaped like a toilet. Filmed in kitschy Clutch Cargo style animation (ADS)
Robot Lawyer - Great Phil Hartman bit (ACS)
Umpire News Network - Adam's channel with umpires reporting. Unbiased reporting (ACS)
Sofa Tard - New CW show coming soon (Matt) (AOTH)
Junior Fantasy Island - Show where kids of reckless parents are shipped off to live with Bill Cosby and Felicia Rashad (ADS)
2 And A Half Denali's - Hasn't been same since Sheen left (ACS)
So Kanye - Sitcom from the 90's (ACS)
Ridicuopothy - Sounds like a Mike Judge movie (ADS)
Master Buck - One of John Candy's most controversial movies (ACS)
LA HOTT (1) - An 80’s bar with an outdoor door seating area (ACS)
Mother Hitler - Coming to TNT. Starring Patrick Swayze's bother, Don (ACS)
Sink and Bounce - Movie about roller boogie from the 80's, starred Lil' Bow Wow (ACS)
The Debs - A made up CW network show where you just put all the hot chicks in Hollywood (ACS)
The Origin Story Of AIDS - Worst Marvel movie ever (Bryan)(ACS)
Everybody Hates Vinnie - Horrible sitcom (ACS)
Chick Clan - Good movie title (ACS)
Condo in Redondo - Best movie I ever did (ADS)
Red Lobsteria - New show Dr. Drew was talking about where African Americans form their own country (ACS)
Earthquake rehab - Reality show Dr. drew seismic expert and a civil engineer come together (Rainn Wilson) (ACS)
Rooster Jones - Great John Wayne movie. Super Fly meets True Grit (ACS)
Ernest Bigot goes to..... (ACS)
Nickels On The Job - First and only Jewish gum shoe on the job. ABC, Friday nights, 10:00 p.m. (ADS)
Solicitor General - Great Danny Kaye movie (RD)
Disjointed - Lorena Bobbitt biopic (ADS)
Habib and Company - Horrible children's show (MS)
Bobby's Room - Howie Mandel animated project from the 90's (ACS)
Page/Savage - Great cop duo show from the ‘80’s (Adam Ray) (ACS)
Paper Asshole - Great Tatum O’Neal film (ACS)
L.A. HOTT (2) - Failed Steven Bochco series pilot (ACS)
Pieces Of String Too Small To Use - Lena Dunham film from the late 90’s (ACS)
Oscar Squad - New Marvel Movie (Gina) (ACS)
Cortron/Melamine - Transformers (Gina) (ACS)
Anoscope - Worst way to see a movie (ADS)
Practical Rapist - New SNL character (Gina) (ACS)
Superfoot - Worst Marvel movie ever (Bryan) (ACS)
Celebrity Food Chain - Would be a great show (Jeff Cesario) (ACS)
Backsack and Anus - Worst cop duo ever (RS)
Korean moyle - ABC’s next sitcom (Jeff) ACS
Nanny Huntin ‘with Ted Nugent - Great reality show I’d watch (ACS)
Progressive pope - New sitcom (Gina) ACS

Books/Coffee Table Books

Dade County Black Prom, 1985 (ACS)
Here Are The Pajamas We Picture You In (ACS)
Three Shitty Homes, One Washing Machine, Zero Dryers - Title of Adam's new book (Ray) (AOTH)
Chapstick And Batteries - Title of Adam's next bestselling book (ACS)
Who The Fuck Put Their Sombrero on My Keys? – Title of Adam’s next book (ACS)
Cunt With A Grunt - Adam's favorite Dr. Seuss book (PM)
You'll Never See A Cockroach Jog (PM)
Kemo Skinny Calves - Adam's new children's book (ADS)
You're Dyslexic And I'm Dumb - Adam and John Popper's collaborative next book (ACS)
I Get It If You’re GWAR - Adam's next book (ACS)
Bulk Magazine - Costco magazine that Jimmy Kimmell graced the cover of twice (ACS)
Do You Have To Take Your Top Off To Dye Your Pubes, Drew? (LL)
Glamping With Moriah - Adam's new book (ACS)
From The Mouths of Babes (Hot Chicks Not Babies) (ACS)
(The) Sweet Spot - Adam's next book (Bryan) (ACS)
I Thought Things Would Be Better When I Was Rich (ACS)
Radio Station Kitchen (ACS)
Post-it Notes In Radio Station Kitchens (ACS)
Comedy Club Green Rooms And The Sofas That Were Not Made For Them (ACS)
Jethro, the Mexican Jew - A great children's book (Gina) (ACS)
Professor and the Construction Worker -The worst children's book ever (ACS)
Willie and the Weed - Good name for a children's book (ACS)
What Black People Think White People Complain About (ACS)
Everyone Eventually Becomes The Man (ACS)

Native American Names

Chief Thunderbear (LL)
Dances With Cocks (ACS)
Dances With Lipstick (ACS)
Ol' Urethra Windows (ACS)
Oxnard - Indian name meaning the balls of a bull (ACS)

V/P Names

Absorbent Rag - Good name for T's V (ACS)
Hurt Locker - Another name for T's V (ACS)
Judge's Mansion - Another name for T's G
Cmarket.com - Another name for T's V (ACS)
City of Industry - Another name for T's V (ACS)
Dutch Mook - Another name for T's V (ACS)s V
No Safe Spaces - Great name for T's V (ACS)
Hobo Stove - Another name for A's V (ACS)
Sausage Grinder - Another name for A's V (ACS)
Dixville Notch - Another name for G's V (ACS)
Snake River Canyon - Another name for G's V (ACS)
Dakota Access Pipeline - Another name for G's V (ACS)
The Holidome - Another name for G’s V (ACS)
Discovery Bay - Great name for G's V (ACS)
B.O. Box - Great name for G's V (ACS)
Sea bag - Good name for G's V (ACS)
El Portal - Great name for G's V (ACS)
Harry Belafonte - Adam's name for his junk, if he were a woman (Show?)
Top Gear - Another name for Adam’s junk (ACS)
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2018.04.04 01:48 Texas1971 Carollaisms (April)

Carollaisms (April)

Band Names/Rap Stars

Mitt Romney and the One Percenters (ACS)
ManAyz - Rap star (LL)
D'Bagz - Rap star (LL)
Maxi Pad - An all-girl band that knows how to rock (LL)
Dick Tingle - One of the best blues men in the business (Show?)
Lynette and the Lackeys (ACS)
Straw Hat and the Bowties - Jerry Springer's dixieland band who plays at the Knott's Berry Farm Good Time Theater (ACS)
Gut Fluffer (ACS)
Johnny Beaumont and The Legionnaires - All wear matching powder blue tuxedoes (ACS)
Automatic Vaginismus – Great band name (LL)
Dissuade/D’ Suede - Rappeproducer of Kanye/one of Kim's ex beaus (ACS)
Starchy Deuce - Band that should be produced by D' Suede (ACS)
Narthex - (ACS)
Epileptic Declawed Hamster - That is a helluva punk band right there (ACS)
Loretta Lynch - Country singer who sang "Stand By Your Man" (ACS)
The Areolas - Covered an Eagles song in the ‘90s (ACS)
Fleece and Flannel - One of the best lesbian acoustic duos you will ever see (ACS)
3 Chainz - Rap star (ACS)
Blues Squatter - Adam's dad’s band name (ACS)
Tampon Kayak - One of Seattle's greatest, but least heard of indie bands (ACS)
Jizz Grenade (LL)
Dryer Fire - Hot indie band name (ACS)
Iranian Revolutionary Guard - Prince's backup band (ACS)
Rape Kit - Name of Adam's band from high school (ACS)
Nog Bong - A band Adam was in in high school (ACS)
Bum Blazer – Adam’s band in high school (ACS)
White Trash Kimchi - Another good band name (Bald Bryan) (ACS)
White Noise - Adam's rap name (ADS)
Promethazine - Lil Wayne's sister (ADS)
Light Rail - Great Rap name (ADS)
Danny In The Joint - Good indie band name (ACS)
Anal Cleft - One of the worst reggae singers to leave Jamaica (ACS)
Anal Cleft and the Taints - Great reggae group (ACS)
MEL-ROL - One of The Spice Girls (AOTH)
D'bris - Great Rap name (ACS)
Cisgender - A militant female rapper....for the ladies (ACS)
Krav Maga (1) - Country singing Jew (ACS)
Lynette and Paulette - Sounds like a singing duo from the 60's (RD)
Nuts In The Sink - Name of Ray’s new band (Ray) (AOTH)
SubDude - Pete Holmes' rap name (ACS)
Ray And The Enemas - Blues singer and his backup band (ADS)
Yakov Crutchfield - He has a show in Branson (ADS)
Mac 18 - Adam’s favorite rapper (RD)
Tremble Lean – Adam’s rap name (ACBSL)
Sticker Back – Worst band out of Canada ever (ACS)
Pennywise and Pound Foolish - A band from the ‘90's (RD)
Strawberry Shortcake's Neti Pot - Great band name (Twitter)
Puffy Elon Musk - Worst rapper ever (ACS)
Pantera Club at Laguna Seca (Twitter)
Savage Body Attack - New wave romantic band Ace was in when he was 19 (FBL)
Jumping Jazzy Jews - Jeff Goldblum's jazz band (ACS)
Snore Cherry - Great band name (ACS)
Pat Benatard - Pat Benatar cover band (ACS)
Rancid Nuts - Good band name (ACS)
Gary And The Knotholes - Good band name (AOTH)
Tampon Canoe - Good indie band (ACS)
One Erection - A good boy band (ACS)
Flushin' Dew - A good country duo (ACS)
Armo Jeweler - Great band name (RD)
Radon - (Lynette thinks) there a Whitesnake cover-band (ACS)
The Taste Of Ace - Great band name (ACS)
King Grape and the Raisinettes (GS)
Concord Grape and the Raisinettes (GS)
Gary Taco - Love that band (ACS)
The Silence Breakers (2) - Good punk band (Gina) (ACS)
Daddy’s Got A Dually – Good country song (ACS)
Dip Curtain - Good indie band (ACS)
Crystal Lobbyists - Sounds like a great techno band (ACS)

Song Titles

Meatless Mondays - Horrible Bangles song (Show?)
Measles and Commuter Trains - Worst Christmas song ever (ACS)
White Guys Be Ownin' Everything - Adam's next hit (ACS)
Blood On The Grout - John Cougar Mellencamp song (ACS)
No Blood In The Peckeroo - Good John Cougar song (ACS)
Mellen's Gold - A three disc box set of nothing but John Cougar Mellencamp hits (ACS)
Freaks, Retards and Jews - Not a Cher song (ACS)
Pedophile Cops - Good Cheap Trick song (ACS)
Pig Anus Soup - Favorite Rolling Stones album (Bryan) (ACS)
That Dog Don’t Mess With Olga and Natalia Don’t Spit No Mo’ - Sounds like a Mississippi Delta blues song (Bryan) (ACS)
Goggles Are For Pussies - Trace Adkins' number one hit (ACAFBSL)
Whistle While You Masturbate - The lost Disney song aka "Whistle While You Jerk" (ACS)
12 Pack & Dick's Hard - Name of Adam's new album (Gina) (ACS)
Blood and Soil - A good Smithereens song (ACS)
Pina Colada in Amsterdam - Worst Jimmy Buffet song ever (ACS)
Tough Times In The City - Great Nick Gilder song (ACS)
I've Got A Hamster In My Scrotum And He's Looking For His Keys - That's a good country song (ACS)
Gay Hitler -Great Elvis Costello song (ACS)
Tard On The Tool Shed - Good Mellenamp song (AOTH)
Condo in Redondo - Sublime song (ADS)
Animoji - Band that sung "Obsession" (ACS)
People Who Have Lost People - Worst Barbara Streisand song ever (ACS)
Tilted Heart - Great Tammy Wynette song (ADS)
Yoga wood - Great Beatles song (ACS)
Anal cleft - Song from the Sound of Music (ACS)
Morgue Mode - Sounds like a guy from Iceland who is a DJ (ACS)
I’ve got a Saturday and two friends - great country song (Gina) (ACS)

Football Players/Athletes/Teams:

Legs Akimbo - Wide Receiver (ACS)
Feral Katz - Nose Tackle (ACS)
L' Brarian Booker - Wide Receiver (ACS)
Oscar Buzz - Linebacker (ACS)
DeVigorous Lover - Wide Receiver (ACS)
Nadir Zenith - Placekicker (ACS)
DeGluten Free - Offensive Lineman (ACS)
Tangy Mango - Fullback (ACS)
N'Farious Plan - (position?) (ACS)
Modular Holmes - (position?) (ACS)
Fortuitous Bounce - Safety (ACS)
Operatin' Thetan - (ACS) Quarterback for the Washington Redskins (ACS)
Minority Banks - HOF OLB who died tragically in a car wreck shortly after his HOF induction, a natural athlete, he played option QB in college along with being a stand out member of the track team, and in high school he was captain of the basketball team. Survived by his twin brother Majority Banks, who also played in the league, and daughter Recuser Banks who many believe was the best athlete in the family (ACS)
Coach Platitude - "Take a knee son...helmet's not a chair" (ACS)
Glendora Bevmo - Mother of DeVigorous Lover and L' Brarian Booker (different fathers, of course) (ACS)
Marshall Law - (Allison) (ACS)
Orlando Ceeworld - (position?) (ACS)
Du Vatine - (position?) (Show?)
Raja Slate - Super fast wide-out out of Marshall via LSU (AOTH)
Moe Greene - Great corner for the Washington Redskins in the 80’s (ACS)
Bronx Defenders - Sounds like a AAA hockey team (RD)
Medical Error - Slipped in the draft due to a video being released just prior (ACS)
Homeo Stasis (position?) (ACS)
Capybara - The greatest name for a major league skipper (ACS)
Ejaxico Johnson (position?) (ACS)
Radiant Barrier vs. Attic Fan - The worst WWE matchup ever to grace the stage (AOTH)
Bamboo Brick - one of the greatest mixed martial artists on the planet (AOTH)
Dexter Methorphan - He did not participate in the combines, but his coaches say he can run a 4.3 (Twitter)
Bob Jacuzzi - Great point guard for the Celtics aka "THE COOZE" (ACS)
Shame Negation - Picked to leave Clemson early and go very early in the draft this year. (ADS)
Entertainment Crackers - Another name for the Washington Generals ACS
Hardibacker - Good name for an inside backer (ACS)
Osmosis - Black dude. Forward for the Knicks who might or might not have been traded (ADS)

Porn Star Names/Terms/Gay Code:

Spoodini - (LL)
Rocky Stucco - (AOTH)
No Can Doo - Backdoor anal queen of China (ACS)
Kristallnacht - Worst porn star name in the business (ACS)
Madison Avenue (I am Rappaport Podcast)
Hero Du Jour (I am Rappaport Podcast)
Kindle Fire (ACS)
Jackson Hole - Gay porn actor (ACS)
Col. Duke Lacrosse - Adam's porn name (LL)
Duke Circumference - Adam's gay porn name (ACS)
Rich Data - Gay porn actor (Show?)
Tom Foolery - Gay porn actor (Show?)
Honey Dijon - Great porn star name (Show?)
Aids Machete - One of Adam's gay porn names. "Very short stint, I only did 2 weeks with that name, so it was like 41 movies." (ACS)
Bryce Canyon - Great gay porn name (ACS)
The Italian Coastguard - A gay move. "Let me just start with basic anal, then I'll slide into the Italian Coast Guard." (ACS)
Tetanus Gym - Good gay porn name "Who you working with?" "Tetanus Gym." "Oh boy, make sure you're on top" (ACS)
Shared A Back Fence - gay slang (ACS)
Mea Culpa - Adam's porn name (ACS)
Hand Twins - Gay code (ACS)
Backscatter - Porn technology (PM)
Cajun Tree Climber - Gay code (AOTH)
Snow Blower- Gay code (AOTH)
Stump Grinder - Gay code (AOTH)
Tumbler And Coaster - Adam's gay slang replacement for "top and bottom" (PM)
Go For A Bike Ride - Gay code (ACS)
Artie Fartie - Adam's porn name from the 80's (ACS)
Road Island Ray - Ray's porn name (AOTH)
38KKK -A type of porn that comes out of Kentucky (ACS)
Tech Screw - A dirty website for geeks (ACS)
Bearvalanche - Worst gay move ever (ACS)
Wacked Off Pieces Of Cactus - Gay code for gay rough trade (ACS)
Brad Nail - Good gay porn name (ADS)
Lightning Rod - Good gay porn name for Milo Yiannopplous (ADS)
Milk Barn - Another name for Adam's bathroom sink (ACS)
Meat Thievery - That's just good gay code (ACS)
Hairy Shin - Adam's gay porn name (ACS)
Asian Persuasion - Sounds like a good name for a porn series Asian persuasion 16 (ACS)
Cock Holster - Good movie series, cock holster 14 (ACS)
Celebrity Du Jour - Great porn name (ACS)
Europol - Another great porn name (ACS)
Roy Wood - Adam's gay porn name (ACS)
Tank slapper - Gay slang (Gina) (ACS)
Porch Pirate - Gay term (ACS)
Mad Chuck - The world's worst name for a gay porn star (AOTH)
Sweat lodge - Gay code (ACS)
The L.A. Underground - Sounds like a gay bar (M&J)
Skin and grin - Gay slang (ACS)
Rear Admiral - The name of one of the best bars on west side (ACS)
Loaded for bear - Now a gay term (GS)
Fruit Of The Year - A porn Dave (Dameshek) starred in (ACS)
The Lebanese Comedian - Ace's favorite sex position (ACS)
Cockout - When a gay guy doesn't try very hard (ACS)
Margana Wood - Porn name (ACS)
Hugh Bris - Porn star (RD)
Matte Clear - Fondalier’s gay porn name (AOTH)
Palatial Estates – A good 80’s fake tittie porn name (AOTH)
Cokie Roberts - Great porn name (ACS)
Armenian Christmas - An unspeakable sexual act in prison. "Johnny ratted out the white supremacists to the warden, so they gave him an Armenian Christmas" (Show?)
Ride The Pine - Gay slang (ADS)
Meet Gaze - Gay slang (ACS)
Asshole Rider - Gay slang (ACS)
Cash Widedick - Ace's porn name if you can call an apple a honey crisp. (ACS)
Shanda Lear - Great stripper name (Gina) (ACS)
Fiery Cherry - Good porn name (ACS)
Jerk the wheel - Code for masturbation (ACS)
Giddyup Titties - Gina’s porn name (Gina) (ACS)
French astronaut - Great gay slang (ACS)
Mr Bandera - gay code (ACS)
Beefmato/Clamato - sounds like names of venerial diseases (ACS)
Spanner - Australian gay code (ACS)
Rocky tenure - Adam’s gay porn name (ACS)
The End Game - One of Stormy Daniels movie titles (RD)

Miscellaneous People

Trajectory Hagar - High school kid "heading down the wrong path" in life (ACS)
Slick Mouth - Adam's prison name (ACS)
Rich Carless - Cool homeless guy name (ACS)
Keyless Chuck - Best homeless guy name (ACS)
Nasal Ranger - Worst superhero name ever (Gina) (ACS)
Krav Maga (2) - Good name for a sheriff (ADS)
Hubcap Annie - Horror that hangs out with Keyless Chuck (ACS)
Becky Honkington (Allison) (ACS)
Monica Chugscock - (Pronounced "Shuggscawk") (ADS)
Tyvek DuPont - Best rich guy’s name (AOTH)
Mattress - A Model/actress (ACS)
Hofmeister Kink - Nazi war criminal who's been in hiding in Brazil for the past 61 years. aka Jake Johnson (ACS)
Serpiginous - The world's wimpiest swordsman. Sir Piginous of Wussville (LL)
Chick Fil a - Great play-by-play guy for the Warriors from the 70’s (Show?)
Peri Menopausal - Best P.I. working the Chicago beat (LL)
Whiskey Dick - The neighborhood pedophile in the clown outfit (ACS)
Surge - Guy that drives for ÜBER (ACS)
Babbling Brook - Great name for a female cattle auctioneer (PM)
Terra Firma - Name of the "woman of color" that heckled Adam at a Ventura live show and was removed by force (The Ranker Podcast)
Octomom - Great Batman villain (Bryan) (ACS)
Larry The Cabinet Guy - Failed Israeli comic…"Don't get 'er done!" (ACS)
Rod Blagojevich - Joe Francis' slimy brother who sells above ground pools out of a primered van (ACS)
Cockchug Man - The gay superhero in The Village People that wears just all leather (ACS)
MEL-ROL- She's one of The Spice Girls (AOTH)
Hand Farts - A new comedian Adam had never heard of (ACS)
Juan Jeremy - The greatest international film star ever (ACS)
Bitchathane Jackson - Good name for a "sista" (ACS)
Tobar - Perfect caveman name (ACS)
Vroman - A fast moving Roman (ACS)
Korn Syrup and Fructose - Women of color who work at the strip club with Jade (stage 4) (ACS)
Fred Meyer - Lucy's neighbor (ACS)
Kimchi - The Asian flutist (ACS)
Pacoima - The mechanic from Taxi (ACS)
Dick Salt - NATO Alliance General (ACS)
Dick Salt (2) - Manger of the Mariners in the early 70’s (Bryan) (ACS)
Caramel And Fudge - Two more African-American prostitutes that lived in the apartment above Adam’s (ACS)
Peaches - The whore that lived upstairs (ACS)
F. Me Bailey - Greatest lawyer of all time (RD)
Agua Caliente - Loves that guy. He does a great John Madden (ACS)
Senior Penis - One the most dangerous drug lords to ever work (ADS)
Shill Du'Jour - Good Bond secretary name (RD)
Brexit Romero - Sounds like an International assassin (ACS)
Lugansk - That gay diver who hit his head and gave the whole Canadian team AIDS (ACS)
Leak O'rama - A Dutch action star, starred in “Sudden Death” (AOTH)
Vaginismus - Great black guy name (ADS)
Normcore - Guy that owns Westwood one (ACS)
LaTolstoy - Great black guy name (ACS)
Shapiro – Artist who is really good at anime. Died in the 60’s but was a real trendsetter (ACS)
Chuck Spears – Good name for a racist. “Hey you workin’ with Chuck Spears over at the Klan?” (ACS)
Norethindrone - DAG’s Sister (CLL)
La Tuskegee - Black airline pilot (ACS)
C-clamps – Nickname for Adam’s step-mom. “Ol’ C-clamps locked me out of the house again.” (ACS)
Harry Nilsson - (Gary thinks) he does the voices on The Simpsons (ADS)
Nutella - Great name for a crazy black woman (ACS)
Sia - The perfect person to break up with. Would be perfect if she was dating Jack (hit the road Jack) (ACS)
The Ball Catcher - What Adam used to call Ray's ass in junior high (ACFBSL)
MOAB - Matt's new nickname (Mother of All Buttholes) (AONTH)
Trip Reeb - Great name for a white guy (ACS)
Merle Horn - One of the greatest best ropers to ever come down the Pecos (ACS)
The Boring Machine - Lynette's name for Adam (ACS)
Avocado Hand - The nickname of Eric Clapton's brother (Chet) who works at a Mexican place and is charge of the guacamole (ACS)
Bagel Hand - Clapton's Jewish cousin (ACS)
Fa-Sheeya (fascia) - A heavy set woman of color that works at the DMV (ACAFBSL)
Ghrelin - New AM/PM mascot (ACS)
Krav Maga (3) - An Israeli Captain from 1946 (ACS)
Cuban Boa - Sounds like a dark skinned trannie (ACS)
Gabardine - She's a very chatty woman of color middle-aged and she'll talk your ear off. (ACS)
Guy Dudebro - Greatest name ever (AOTH)
Otto Warmbier- Simultaneously the greatest and worst beer master brewer name ever (ACS)
Leif Geragos - Greatest rocking attorney ever Viking rocker attorney (ACS)
Ernest J. Bigot - "I'm just asking....I'm just wanna know...." (ACS)
Panzanella - Cobra's full name (ACS)
Sheet Metal Nibbler - Great name for Matt the porcelain punisher (AOTH)
Big Grenadine - Sounds like a large black neighbor (ACS)
Silent gym - Next to Keyless Chuck, best homeless guy name ever (ACS)
Nuchilla - Sounds like a black vampire (Theo Von) (ACS)
D' poleon - Black Napoleon (ACS)
Luke Rockhold - Sounds like a character on The Flintstones (GS)
Sissy squat - She was hot (AOTH)
Beulah - The town horror (RD)
Ronan Farrow - One of the best wheel men in Europe (ACS)
Duke Bagg - Comedian Ian Bagg's brother (ACS)
Root ball grinder - A horrible term for a bitchy wife (Ruth Ballgrinder and Harriet Mulcher) (Tim Allen) (ACS)
Paul Funyun - Just a big dude who likes to have fun. Has a pink ox as a sidekick (ACS)
Page/Savage - A great lawyer team (Adam Ray) (ACS)
Ivar the Boneless - Ace’s dad’s nickname in high school. aka Jim the spineless (ACS)
Bash Worthy - Comic strip's character name/title (ACS)
Uncle Tom-bién - Mexican Uncle Tom (ACS)
Alist Poon - An Indian exchange student who has cerebral palsy (ACS)
Indignant Asswipes - Good name for an improv troupe (Gina) (ACS)
Flora in Fauna - two black chicks that work for him (ADS)
Cheap - Name of a he/she that literally went under sexual assignment surgery last month (ACS)
Heroin (1)(Pronounced Ehr-o-win by JCVD) A character in Lord Of The Rings (Bryan) (ACS)
Yersinia pestis - Ace did Celebrity Apprentice with that dude. He won that year (ADS)
Morgue Mode - Sounds like a guy from Iceland who is a DJ (ACS)

Morning Zoos/DJ's/Radio Stations

Gum and Condoms - (Show?)
Dusty Labia - Adam's handle when he used to do AM Mornings. (ACS)
Asscrack and Backsack in the morning with Sludge (LL)
Crockpots and Headphones (ACS)
Booger and Floor Wax (ACS)
Almonds and Water (ACS)
Cold Butter And Calves (ADS)
Schluter And The Drain - Schluter has a thick Austrian accent , while "The Drain" has a super low voice (AOTH)
Ace Rockolla - Just Google "Ace Rockolla Lightning round...." (LL)
Fungus and Mold (Show?)
Stupid and Petty (Show?)
Eunice and Edgar - Bubba the Love Sponge's parents (ACS)
Flip Flops and Fanny Packs (ACS)
Hairy Shin - Does a KCRE show in the weekends (ACS)
Deep Bra Grooves - Should be a Sirius XM station Channel 248, C+ and above! (ACS)
Andy and Opie - Great Radio Show (ACS)
QuietRock - Sounds like an easy listening rock station (AOTH)
Quiet Crush - A good easy listening radio station (ACS)
The Tool Box - SiriusXM took tune station aka KTOL (ACS)
Ray's Enema Antics - New podcast on Carolla Digital (Bryan)(ACS)
Doug Gets Blown While He Eats Pudding - Doug Benson's next podcast (ACS)
Cat Packer - Used to do mornings with her brother, Fudge (ACS)

Places

Boobville - (LL)
Pedoph Isle aka Pedophile Island - Island where are all the pedophiles are sent to live. (Also a TV show/movie idea) (LL)
Lil' Lord Fauntleroy’s Academy for Albino Hemophiliacs - Drew's childhood school (LL)
Doesntexistizcan - Where presidential candidate Platitude's grandfather was from (ACS)
Boga Raton - The world's worst resort spot (Show?)
Meat Yard - Great name for a gay bar (ACS)
Mister Fister's - Adam's all-time top name for a gay bar (ACS)
Sub-Par - Worst name for a submarine sandwich shop (Show?)
Queen Mary - Great name for a tranny bar (ACS)
NuvaRing - A German racetrack. "The new Nissan GTR turned it in 7:21, faster than the Corvette." (Show?)
Louis Pasteur Middle School (ACS)
Helm’s Deep - World's first gay bar bakery (ACS)
Kal Penn - One of the best sounding names to get an engineering degree from (ACS)
Alaska State Motto - Love fishing but I hate your kids? Alaska! (PM)
Duke University - John Wayne's college (ACS)
Planned Possumhood - Planned Parenthood in Arkansas (ACS)
Fruit Stand - Great name for a gay bar (ACS)
Poo Poo City - Where Charles Fletcher Loomis' house is located (ACS)
Blood Bank - Great name for a check cashing place in the hood (ACS)
Bass Manor - Great name for a gay bar (ACS)
The Dead C - Sounds like the worst name for a lesbian bar ever (ACS)
Wood Bar - Good name for a gay bar (ACS)
Ghost Load - Ride at Calico Ghost Town (ADS)
Nasacort - Country club for Jewish folks where they play tennis at (ADS)
L.A. HOTT (1) - An 80's bar with an outdoor door seating area (ACS)
Fairy Wings - Good name for a bar on the west side (ACS)
Second Hand/First World - Store that sells rich whitey’s high end stuff (ACS)
The Lance Hunter - Perfect name for a gay bar (Dumb People Town)
Pervert Park - Theo Vaughn grew up there (ACS)
Big Sur - Great name for a big and tall shop (Show?)
Studio Centric - Sounds like a Utopia. Between Valley Village and Sherman Oaks (AOTH)
Asstard - Thor came from that planet (ACS)
Grand Entrance - Great name for a gay bar (AOTH)
Thermopolis - Where the Bun Boy is (ACS)
The Turkish Embassy - Gay bar (ACS)
Low Tide - Gay code for boner in the rear view mirror (ACS)
Corumption - On the way to Vegas, where Heidi Fleiss lives with her macaws (ACS)
C.C. Fichens - Sounds like a pretzel stand (Gina) (ACS)
Timpani Barn - where to get timpani to go, has three big Mexicans in the kitchen (ACS)
Heroin (2)(Pronounced Ehr-o-win by JCVD) The health food store in Venice (ACS)

Miscellaneous

Cleaning The Pink Turtle - Bryan's name for pleasuring oneself (ACS)
Analingus - A new type of breath mint (LL)
The Milk Of Arthritic Goats - A rabbi's curse: "May you suckle at the teet of the milk of arthritic goat!!!" (ACS)
Carbon Dating - A black dating website (ACS)
RU486 - Vanity plate for a guy who runs an abortion clinic (ADS)
Jet Green - Amsterdam's Airlines (ACS)
Stromer, Oldhafer and Carolla - World's worst law firm (AOTH)
Ira Carolla - Sounds like an affliction "Oh my Ira Carolla's acting up" (ACS)
Sawjay - Sounds French...gay word for sausage. "I was strokin' this dude’s sawjay" (ACS)
Smokeless Cigarette - Name for Dr. Drew's honker after his prostate surgery (ADS)
El Niño - Name of "Sinn" strip club DJ's cock (ACS)
Blue Man - Crazy hairdresser's macaw who doesn't judge (PM)
Lucia - An Italian moped (ACS)
American Jewish World Service - A van that's begging to be shot at (ACS)
E-aye? - Canadian version of EBay (ACS)
Sweatpants Lesbian - What Adam would be. An in-between lesbian. Not a lipstick lesbian, not a butch dyke (ACS)
SuckStrong - Bill Clinton's bracelet (ACS)
Gaybus - Gay and bogus (ACS)
Flappy Bird - The most offensive name for the vagina (ACS)
G8 (Summit) - The Pontiac that Oprah gave away on her show (ACS)
Oracle A The Delphi - Big new startup company (ADS)
Crewkakke - A type of sweater (ACS)
The Flying Dutchman - Great name for an Amsterdam airlines (ACS)
Cleaning My Chain - Euphemism for beating off (ACS)
Awesome Town - A gathering of three or more polar bears (ACS)
Avocado - The Greek word for nut sack (ACS)
Doucherette - A gum/patch that douchebags chew/use (ACS)
Urban Milling -Black guys standing around (AOTH)
Synesthesia - When you eat your own hair (ACS)
Tuck Rule - When a guy pretends he's a chick and stands in front of the mirror (ACS)
My #2 Pencil Is Out Of Lead - Another term for erectile dysfunction (ACS)
Float A Bond - When a politician farts (RD)
Vaginismus - black people's holiday, accompanied with a lot of ceremonial garb (ADS)
Vaseline and Gauze - Elizabeth Taylor's new scent (ACS)
Jewber - A drunk on a 10-speed (ACS)
Chickpea - What Gina does when we camp (ACS)
Oscar Squad (2) - Bad gay code (ACS)
Airbus - Worst name for an aircraft. Sounds like “air donkey” (AOTH)
Shailene Woodley - Sounds like the most fantastical verb/adverb combo. “I want to Shailene Woodley through a field of poppies with you” (Gina) (Twitter)
Asshole Rider (2) - Worst piece of exercise equipment Vinnie’s ever endorsed (ACS)
Diario La Prensa - Stealer of the jersey in Spanish (ACS)
The Sicilian Fly Swatter - Sounds like a WWF move (Gina) (ACS)
Jellyfish - Sounds like something your grandpa would buy for you at the mall (ACS)
Fruit Fly - More politically correct term for fag hag (Show?)
Jewgling - When a Jew "Googles" their symptoms (ACS)
Tavares - David Wild's boner medicine (ACS)
Jew -Over - A mulligan from a barmitzva. "Uh, I misread that...can I get a Jew-over?" (ACS)
Ossified - That's a Don King word, there (ACS)
Zero for Cecil - Worst charity ever (Bald Bryan) (ACS)
A++ - A bra that Gina will never see (ACS)
Joycelyn - A good name for Curly from the Three Stooges to say (ACS)
Phallisee - Latin for "to see the penis" (ADS)
Coffee Nap - Euphemism for pooping in your pants (ACS)
USS Monitor - Doesn't sound like a ship of war, sounds like a night nurse (ACS)
Dotard - A skirt a man wears (ACS)
Wilding- Something derogatory that takes place in public pools in certain counties (ACS)
Caveat - Latin for shitting on Adam's point (ADS)
Festiva - Sounds like a boner medicine (ACS)
Depeche Mode - French for “who dealt it?” (ADS)
Beefy Clutch – The purse Gina thought Lady Gaga took to the Emmy’s (ACS)
Sig Sauer - Something you would yell at Oktoberfest before downing a stiff stein of stout (ACS)
Jeans day – Sounds like the special day for your special need son Gene, to raise money (ACS)
Wilding - What takes place in public pools in certain counties (GS)
4F - Can’t/won’t be eligible for the draft (ACS)
Groupie - a kind of fish (ACS)
The African chick - Horrible name for a boat (ACS)
Inclusion rider - Snowboard for retarded kids (ACS)
The Urethra - Bad name for a car (ACS)
Mercury retrograde - when you take your index finger and shove it under your sack before you blow, and you belch it up later (ACS)
UEFA - Transsexuals playing soccer with a balled up maxi pad (GS)
Missed Connections- The worst airline ever (ACS)
Carollo - Sounds like a Tool you’d use rarely (ACS)

Food/Drinks

Deer Bits - A venison cereal. Made of frosted deer flakes (Show?)
Coco Chanel - Nestlé’s newest coffee flavor (ACS)
Honey Dicks - Best cereal name ever (ACS)
Dawson's Beard - A pudding flavor Ace saw at Whole Foods (ACS)
Mighty Mutts - Worst breakfast cereal ever (ADS)
Chillax - A cinnamon based drink from "Hector's" country (ACS)
Black Dick - An English desert (ACS)
Tardy Digression - Sounds like a finger food..."would you like another tardy digression?" "No, I'm saving room for the main meal" (IFYWABC)
Double Bird Strike - Mixed drink created by Ace and Teresa. Made with Grey Goose, Wild Turkey, a splash of Canadian Club, and a splash of Hudson River water (ACS)
GAYtorade - A sports drink for gay people, because they lose essential body fluids (ACS)
University of Illinois At Urbana Champaign - Sounds like a carbonated drink for black people (ACS)
Flinch Fuck - Part of a nutritious breakfast, and a healthy relationship (ADS)
Phantom Punch - Something Bill Cosby gave his lady friends (ACS)
Pansy Sauce - Goes good with some shrimp (ADS)
Tilted Pillar - Kick ass IPA (AOTH)
Shaver - A good name for a miniature pastrami sandwich (Cousin Sal Show)
GPA - Something they add to children's cereal (ACS)
Stellwell's - A new low fat snack cracker (ACS)
Conchata Ferrell - A great cheese/unwanted cat (ACS)
Poopwell's - One of the worst snacks Nabisco has ever put their name on (ACS)
Belldini – Latest Taco Bell offering (ACS)
Fuzzy Zoeller – Zima with a jigger of peach schnapps (ACS)
Millennial Malaise - A sweet honey dipping sauce (ADS)
Jelani Cobb - Sounds like an Indian dish (Gina) (ACS)
Air Doodle - The very worst Super Bowl snack on the planet (ACS)
Faygala - Jewish sports drink (ACS)
Stroke Cane - Sounds like some sugary treat, mixed with a reach around (ACS)
The Silence Breakers (2) - good name for a mint (ACS)
Lesbian Squirt - Sponsor of the Dinah Shore Classic (ACS)
Preemptive gay strike - Worst video game ever (ADS)

TV Shows/Movies

Cunt du' Jour - A great Bond villain name (ACS)
Coffee and Donuts - (Charlie Coffee III and Johnny Donetti) Johnny's a tough street wise cop whose jive talking and plays by his own rules and Charlie's super uptight (LL)
Pedoph Isle (aka) Pedophile Island - All pedophiles are sent to live on an isolated island, and a 747 full of Boy Scouts crash lands there and they have to fight to survive (Also a place) (ACS)
Anus and Eyeball - Buddy cop TV show duo (ACS)
Pussy Pioneer - John Candy's last movie (ACS)
Red Velvet - Made up movie character Clown played by Paul Giamatti. "Was secret service, and someone died on his watch. Now he's takin to clownin'." Wears a red velvet clown outfit. (ACS)
Destination Of The Semen - (Adam Ray) A movie Harrison Ford passed on twice (ACS)
Gay Eye - Movie where Adam plays Buddy McKlan, a racist homophobic mechanic who is blinded in a freak hot transmission fluid accident. He gets the donor eyes from a gay guy who perished on a moped accident in Antigua. Co-starring Larry the Cable Guy as his best friend. (Co-written by Bryan Cranston) (ACS)
Grinders - Sitcom where Jon Gruden moves in with Johnny Manziel (ACS)
Squishy Red River - Movie that started John Wayne (Show?)
Gusset And Cable - Perfect Cop buddy duo team (AOTH)
Just One Of The Gays - Stars Shia LaBeouf (ACS)
Hard Impact - Sounds like a Van Damme movie from the 90's (ACS)
Hammer Pants And Ice - Worst cop detective duo from the 80's (ACS)
Living With The Kilowatts - Adam's new animated series where they just leave toaster ovens on all day (ACS)
Keep Calm And Rape A Lot - Worst Monty Python film ever (ACS)
Medical Mishaps - New show Dave Coulier and Tawny Kitaen could host (ACS)
Roaming With Bison - Another great Bill Murray movie (ACS)
Gainesville Florida Financial Planner - Sounds like a Saturday Night Live skit (ACS)
Blame the Bee Gees - Adam's next documentary (ACS)
Adam Knees Your Dad In The Nuts - Adam's new game show (ACS)
Navigeddon - Terrorists take over all of the GPS systems of cars, and send them careening into the Grand Canyon (ACS)
Rings Of Honor - Terrorists take over Olympic training facility in Colorado Springs, and the athletes have to use their individual skills to escape. (Cameo by Randy Couture as the salty old coach) (ACS)
Endless Time/Ample Time For Backup - Adam's new Netflix series (ACS)
Tarred n' Feathered - Buddy flick starring a retarded guy and an Indian chief (Show?)
Mr. Will Doo And Can Doo - PSA Motivational cartoon bathroom characters Will Doo (Played by Will Arnette) and Can Doo is shaped like a toilet. Filmed in kitschy Clutch Cargo style animation (ADS)
Robot Lawyer - Great Phil Hartman bit (ACS)
Umpire News Network - Adam's channel with umpires reporting. Unbiased reporting (ACS)
Sofa Tard - New CW show coming soon (Matt) (AOTH)
Junior Fantasy Island - Show where kids of reckless parents are shipped off to live with Bill Cosby and Felicia Rashad (ADS)
2 And A Half Denali's - Hasn't been same since Sheen left (ACS)
So Kanye - Sitcom from the 90's (ACS)
Ridicuopothy - Sounds like a Mike Judge movie (ADS)
Master Buck - One of John Candy's most controversial movies (ACS)
LA HOTT (1) - An 80’s bar with an outdoor door seating area (ACS)
Mother Hitler - Coming to TNT. Starring Patrick Swayze's bother, Don (ACS)
Sink and Bounce - Movie about roller boogie from the 80's, starred Lil' Bow Wow (ACS)
The Debs - A made up CW network show where you just put all the hot chicks in Hollywood (ACS)
The Origin Story Of AIDS - Worst Marvel movie ever (Bryan)(ACS)
Everybody Hates Vinnie - Horrible sitcom (ACS)
Chick Clan - Good movie title (ACS)
Condo in Redondo - Best movie I ever did (ADS)
Red Lobsteria - New show Dr. Drew was talking about where African Americans form their own country (ACS)
Earthquake rehab - Reality show Dr. drew seismic expert and a civil engineer come together (Rainn Wilson) (ACS)
Rooster Jones - Great John Wayne movie. Super Fly meets True Grit (ACS)
Ernest Bigot goes to..... (ACS)
Nickels On The Job - First and only Jewish gum shoe on the job. ABC, Friday nights, 10:00 p.m. (ADS)
Solicitor General - Great Danny Kaye movie (RD)
Disjointed - Lorena Bobbitt biopic (ADS)
Habib and Company - Horrible children's show (MS)
Bobby's Room - Howie Mandel animated project from the 90's (ACS)
Page/Savage - Great cop duo show from the ‘80’s (Adam Ray) (ACS)
Paper Asshole - Great Tatum O’Neal film (ACS)
L.A. HOTT (2) - Failed Steven Bochco series pilot (ACS)
Pieces Of String Too Small To Use - Lena Dunham film from the late 90’s (ACS)
Oscar Squad - New Marvel Movie (Gina) (ACS)
Cortron/Melamine - Transformers (Gina) (ACS)
Anoscope - Worst way to see a movie (ADS)
Practical Rapist - New SNL character (Gina) (ACS)
Superfoot - Worst Marvel movie ever (Bryan) (ACS)
Celebrity Food Chain - Would be a great show (Jeff Cesario) (ACS)
Backsack and Anus - Worst cop duo ever (RS)
Korean moyle - ABC’s next sitcom (Jeff) ACS
Nanny Huntin ‘with Ted Nugent - Great reality show I’d watch (ACS)
Progressive pope - New sitcom (Gina) ACS

Books/Coffee Table Books

Dade County Black Prom, 1985 (ACS)
Here Are The Pajamas We Picture You In (ACS)
Three Shitty Homes, One Washing Machine, Zero Dryers - Title of Adam's new book (Ray) (AOTH)
Chapstick And Batteries - Title of Adam's next bestselling book (ACS)
Who The Fuck Put Their Sombrero on My Keys? – Title of Adam’s next book (ACS)
Cunt With A Grunt - Adam's favorite Dr. Seuss book (PM)
You'll Never See A Cockroach Jog (PM)
Kemo Skinny Calves - Adam's new children's book (ADS)
You're Dyslexic And I'm Dumb - Adam and John Popper's collaborative next book (ACS)
I Get It If You’re GWAR - Adam's next book (ACS)
Bulk Magazine - Costco magazine that Jimmy Kimmell graced the cover of twice (ACS)
Do You Have To Take Your Top Off To Dye Your Pubes, Drew? (LL)
Glamping With Moriah - Adam's new book (ACS)
From The Mouths of Babes (Hot Chicks Not Babies) (ACS)
(The) Sweet Spot - Adam's next book (Bryan) (ACS)
I Thought Things Would Be Better When I Was Rich (ACS)
Radio Station Kitchen (ACS)
Post-it Notes In Radio Station Kitchens (ACS)
Comedy Club Green Rooms And The Sofas That Were Not Made For Them (ACS)
Jethro, the Mexican Jew - A great children's book (Gina) (ACS)
Professor and the Construction Worker -The worst children's book ever (ACS)
Willie and the Weed - Good name for a children's book (ACS)
What Black People Think White People Complain About (ACS)
Everyone Eventually Becomes The Man (ACS)

Native American Names

Chief Thunderbear (LL)
Dances With Cocks (ACS)
Dances With Lipstick (ACS)
Ol' Urethra Windows (ACS)
Oxnard - Indian name meaning the balls of a bull (ACS)

V/P Names

Absorbent Rag - Good name for T's V (ACS)
Hurt Locker - Another name for T's V (ACS)
Judge's Mansion - Another name for T's G
Cmarket.com - Another name for T's V (ACS)
City of Industry - Another name for T's V (ACS)
Dutch Mook - Another name for T's V (ACS)s V
No Safe Spaces - Great name for T's V (ACS)
Hobo Stove - Another name for A's V (ACS)
Sausage Grinder - Another name for A's V (ACS)
Dixville Notch - Another name for G's V (ACS)
Snake River Canyon - Another name for G's V (ACS)
Dakota Access Pipeline - Another name for G's V (ACS)
The Holidome - Another name for G’s V (ACS)
Discovery Bay - Great name for G's V (ACS)
B.O. Box - Great name for G's V (ACS)
Sea bag - Good name for G's V (ACS)
El Portal - Great name for G's V (ACS)
Harry Belafonte - Adam's name for his junk, if he were a woman (Show?)
Top Gear - Another name for Adam’s junk (ACS)
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2018.03.01 17:57 Texas1971 Carollaisms (March)

Carollaisms (March)

Band Names/Rap Stars

Mitt Romney and the One Percenters (ACS)
ManAyz - Rap star (LL)
D'Bagz - Rap star (LL)
Maxi Pad - An all-girl band that knows how to rock (LL)
Dick Tingle - One of the best blues men in the business (Show?)
Lynette and the Lackeys (ACS)
Straw Hat and the Bowties - Jerry Springer's dixieland band who plays at the Knott's Berry Farm Good Time Theater (ACS)
Gut Fluffer (ACS)
Johnny Beaumont and The Legionnaires - All wear matching powder blue tuxedoes (ACS)
Automatic Vaginismus – Great band name (LL)
Dissuade/D’ Suede - Rappeproducer of Kanye/one of Kim's ex beaus (ACS)
Starchy Deuce - Band that should be produced by D' Suede (ACS)
Narthex - (ACS)
Epileptic Declawed Hamster - That is a helluva punk band right there (ACS)
Loretta Lynch - Country singer who sang "Stand By Your Man" (ACS)
The Areolas - Covered an Eagles song in the ‘90s (ACS)
Fleece and Flannel - One of the best lesbian acoustic duos you will ever see (ACS)
3 Chainz - Rap star (ACS)
Blues Squatter - Adam's dad’s band name (ACS)
Tampon Kayak - One of Seattle's greatest, but least heard of indie bands (ACS)
Jizz Grenade (LL)
Dryer Fire - Hot indie band name (ACS)
Iranian Revolutionary Guard - Prince's backup band (ACS)
Rape Kit - Name of Adam's band from high school (ACS)
Nog Bong - A band Adam was in in high school (ACS)
Bum Blazer – Adam’s band in high school (ACS)
White Trash Kimchi - Another good band name (Bald Bryan) (ACS)
White Noise - Adam's rap name (ADS)
Promethazine - Lil Wayne's sister (ADS)
Light Rail - Great Rap name (ADS)
Danny In The Joint - Good indie band name (ACS)
Anal Cleft - One of the worst reggae singers to leave Jamaica (ACS)
Anal Cleft and the Taints - Great reggae group (ACS)
MEL-ROL - One of The Spice Girls (AOTH)
D'bris - Great Rap name (ACS)
Cisgender - A militant female rapper....for the ladies (ACS)
Krav Maga (1) - Country singing Jew (ACS)
Lynette and Paulette - Sounds like a singing duo from the 60's (RD)
Nuts In The Sink - Name of Ray’s new band (Ray) (AOTH)
SubDude - Pete Holmes' rap name (ACS)
Ray And The Enemas - Blues singer and his backup band (ADS)
Yakov Crutchfield - He has a show in Branson (ADS)
Mac 18 - Adam’s favorite rapper (RD)
Tremble Lean – Adam’s rap name (ACBSL)
Sticker Back – Worst band out of Canada ever (ACS)
Pennywise and Pound Foolish - A band from the ‘90's (RD)
Strawberry Shortcake's Neti Pot - Great band name (Twitter)
Puffy Elon Musk - Worst rapper ever (ACS)
Pantera Club at Laguna Seca (Twitter)
Savage Body Attack - New wave romantic band Ace was in when he was 19 (FBL)
Jumping Jazzy Jews - Jeff Goldblum's jazz band (ACS)
Snore Cherry - Great band name (ACS)
Pat Benatard - Pat Benatar cover band (ACS)
Rancid Nuts - Good band name (ACS)
Gary And The Knotholes - Good band name (AOTH)
Tampon Canoe - Good indie band (ACS)
One Erection - A good boy band (ACS)
Flushin' Dew - A good country duo (ACS)
Armo Jeweler - Great band name (RD)
Radon - (Lynette thinks) there a Whitesnake cover-band (ACS)
The Taste Of Ace - Great band name (ACS)
King Grape and the Raisinettes (GS)
Concord Grape and the Raisinettes (GS)
Gary Taco - Love that band (ACS)
The Silence Breakers (2) - Good punk band (Gina) (ACS)
Daddy’s Got A Dually – Good country song (ACS)
Dip Curtain - Good indie band (ACS)

Song Titles

Meatless Mondays - Horrible Bangles song (Show?)
Measles and Commuter Trains - Worst Christmas song ever (ACS)
White Guys Be Ownin' Everything - Adam's next hit (ACS)
Blood On The Grout - John Cougar Mellencamp song (ACS)
No Blood In The Peckeroo - Good John Cougar song (ACS)
Mellen's Gold - A three disc box set of nothing but John Cougar Mellencamp hits (ACS)
Freaks, Retards and Jews - Not a Cher song (ACS)
Pedophile Cops - Good Cheap Trick song (ACS)
Pig Anus Soup - Favorite Rolling Stones album (Bryan) (ACS)
That Dog Don’t Mess With Olga and Natalia Don’t Spit No Mo’ - Sounds like a Mississippi Delta blues song (Bryan) (ACS)
Goggles Are For Pussies - Trace Adkins' number one hit (ACAFBSL)
Whistle While You Masturbate - The lost Disney song aka "Whistle While You Jerk" (ACS)
12 Pack & Dick's Hard - Name of Adam's new album (Gina) (ACS)
Blood and Soil - A good Smithereens song (ACS)
Pina Colada in Amsterdam - Worst Jimmy Buffet song ever (ACS)
Tough Times In The City - Great Nick Gilder song (ACS)
I've Got A Hamster In My Scrotum And He's Looking For His Keys - That's a good country song (ACS)
Gay Hitler -Great Elvis Costello song (ACS)
Tard On The Tool Shed - Good Mellenamp song (AOTH)
Condo in Redondo - Sublime song (ADS)
Animoji - Band that sung "Obsession" (ACS)
People Who Have Lost People - Worst Barbara Streisand song ever (ACS)
Tilted Heart - Great Tammy Wynette song (ADS)
Yoga wood - Great Beatles song (ACS)
Anal cleft - Song from the Sound of Music (ACS)

Football Players/Athletes/Teams:

Legs Akimbo - Wide Receiver (ACS)
Feral Katz - Nose Tackle (ACS)
L' Brarian Booker - Wide Receiver (ACS)
Oscar Buzz - Linebacker (ACS)
DeVigorous Lover - Wide Receiver (ACS)
Nadir Zenith - Placekicker (ACS)
DeGluten Free - Offensive Lineman (ACS)
Tangy Mango - Fullback (ACS)
N'Farious Plan - (position?) (ACS)
Modular Holmes - (position?) (ACS)
Fortuitous Bounce - Safety (ACS)
Operatin' Thetan - (ACS) Quarterback for the Washington Redskins (ACS)
Minority Banks - HOF OLB who died tragically in a car wreck shortly after his HOF induction, a natural athlete, he played option QB in college along with being a stand out member of the track team, and in high school he was captain of the basketball team. Survived by his twin brother Majority Banks, who also played in the league, and daughter Recuser Banks who many believe was the best athlete in the family (ACS)
Coach Platitude - "Take a knee son...helmet's not a chair" (ACS)
Glendora Bevmo - Mother of DeVigorous Lover and L' Brarian Booker (different fathers, of course) (ACS)
Marshall Law - (Allison) (ACS)
Orlando Ceeworld - (position?) (ACS)
Du Vatine - (position?) (Show?)
Raja Slate - Super fast wide-out out of Marshall via LSU (AOTH)
Moe Greene - Great corner for the Washington Redskins in the 80’s (ACS)
Bronx Defenders - Sounds like a AAA hockey team (RD)
Medical Error - Slipped in the draft due to a video being released just prior (ACS)
Homeo Stasis (position?) (ACS)
Capybara - The greatest name for a major league skipper (ACS)
Ejaxico Johnson (position?) (ACS)
Radiant Barrier vs. Attic Fan - The worst WWE matchup ever to grace the stage (AOTH)
Bamboo Brick - one of the greatest mixed martial artists on the planet (AOTH)
Dexter Methorphan - He did not participate in the combines, but his coaches say he can run a 4.3 (Twitter)
Bob Jacuzzi - Great point guard for the Celtics aka "THE COOZE" (ACS)
Shame Negation - Picked to leave Clemson early and go very early in the draft this year. (ADS)
Entertainment Crackers - Another name for the Washington Generals ACS
Hardibacker - Good name for an inside backer (ACS)
Osmosis - Black dude. Forward for the Knicks who might or might not have been traded (ADS)

Porn Star Names/Terms/Gay Code:

Spoodini - (LL)
Rocky Stucco - (AOTH)
No Can Doo - Backdoor anal queen of China (ACS)
Kristallnacht - Worst porn star name in the business (ACS)
Madison Avenue (I am Rappaport Podcast)
Hero Du Jour (I am Rappaport Podcast)
Kindle Fire (ACS)
Jackson Hole - Gay porn actor (ACS)
Col. Duke Lacrosse - Adam's porn name (LL)
Duke Circumference - Adam's gay porn name (ACS)
Rich Data - Gay porn actor (Show?)
Tom Foolery - Gay porn actor (Show?)
Honey Dijon - Great porn star name (Show?)
Aids Machete - One of Adam's gay porn names. "Very short stint, I only did 2 weeks with that name, so it was like 41 movies." (ACS)
Bryce Canyon - Great gay porn name (ACS)
The Italian Coastguard - A gay move. "Let me just start with basic anal, then I'll slide into the Italian Coast Guard." (ACS)
Tetanus Gym - Good gay porn name "Who you working with?" "Tetanus Gym." "Oh boy, make sure you're on top" (ACS)
Shared A Back Fence - gay slang (ACS)
Mea Culpa - Adam's porn name (ACS)
Hand Twins - Gay code (ACS)
Backscatter - Porn technology (PM)
Cajun Tree Climber - Gay code (AOTH)
Snow Blower- Gay code (AOTH)
Stump Grinder - Gay code (AOTH)
Tumbler And Coaster - Adam's gay slang replacement for "top and bottom" (PM)
Go For A Bike Ride - Gay code (ACS)
Artie Fartie - Adam's porn name from the 80's (ACS)
Road Island Ray - Ray's porn name (AOTH)
38KKK -A type of porn that comes out of Kentucky (ACS)
Tech Screw - A dirty website for geeks (ACS)
Bearvalanche - Worst gay move ever (ACS)
Wacked Off Pieces Of Cactus - Gay code for gay rough trade (ACS)
Brad Nail - Good gay porn name (ADS)
Lightning Rod - Good gay porn name for Milo Yiannopplous (ADS)
Milk Barn - Another name for Adam's bathroom sink (ACS)
Meat Thievery - That's just good gay code (ACS)
Hairy Shin - Adam's gay porn name (ACS)
Asian Persuasion - Sounds like a good name for a porn series Asian persuasion 16 (ACS)
Cock Holster - Good movie series, cock holster 14 (ACS)
Celebrity Du Jour - Great porn name (ACS)
Europol - Another great porn name (ACS)
Roy Wood - Adam's gay porn name (ACS)
Tank slapper - Gay slang (Gina) (ACS)
Porch Pirate - Gay term (ACS)
Mad Chuck - The world's worst name for a gay porn star (AOTH)
Sweat lodge - Gay code (ACS)
The L.A. Underground - Sounds like a gay bar (M&J)
Skin and grin - Gay slang (ACS)
Rear Admiral - The name of one of the best bars on west side (ACS)
Loaded for bear - Now a gay term (GS)
Fruit Of The Year - A porn Dave (Dameshek) starred in (ACS)
The Lebanese Comedian - Ace's favorite sex position (ACS)
Cockout - When a gay guy doesn't try very hard (ACS)
Margana Wood - Porn name (ACS)
Hugh Bris - Porn star (RD)
Matte Clear - Fondalier’s gay porn name (AOTH)
Palatial Estates – A good 80’s fake tittie porn name (AOTH)
Cokie Roberts - Great porn name (ACS)
Armenian Christmas - An unspeakable sexual act in prison. "Johnny ratted out the white supremacists to the warden, so they gave him an Armenian Christmas" (Show?)
Ride The Pine - Gay slang (ADS)
Meet Gaze - Gay slang (ACS)
Asshole Rider - Gay slang (ACS)
Cash Widedick - Ace's porn name if you can call an apple a honey crisp. (ACS)
Shanda Lear - Great stripper name (Gina) (ACS)
Fiery Cherry - Good porn name (ACS)
Jerk the wheel - Code for masturbation (ACS)
Giddyup Titties - Gina’s porn name (Gina) (ACS)
French astronaut - Great gay slang (ACS)
Mr Bandera - gay code (ACS)
Beefmato/Clamato - sounds like names of venerial diseases (ACS)

Miscellaneous People

Trajectory Hagar - High school kid "heading down the wrong path" in life (ACS)
Slick Mouth - Adam's prison name (ACS)
Rich Carless - Cool homeless guy name (ACS)
Keyless Chuck - Best homeless guy name (ACS)
Nasal Ranger - Worst superhero name ever (Gina) (ACS)
Krav Maga (2) - Good name for a sheriff (ADS)
Hubcap Annie - Horror that hangs out with Keyless Chuck (ACS)
Becky Honkington (Allison) (ACS)
Monica Chugscock - (Pronounced "Shuggscawk") (ADS)
Tyvek DuPont - Best rich guy’s name (AOTH)
Mattress - A Model/actress (ACS)
Hofmeister Kink - Nazi war criminal who's been in hiding in Brazil for the past 61 years. aka Jake Johnson (ACS)
Serpiginous - The world's wimpiest swordsman. Sir Piginous of Wussville (LL)
Chick Fil a - Great play-by-play guy for the Warriors from the 70’s (Show?)
Peri Menopausal - Best P.I. working the Chicago beat (LL)
Whiskey Dick - The neighborhood pedophile in the clown outfit (ACS)
Surge - Guy that drives for ÜBER (ACS)
Babbling Brook - Great name for a female cattle auctioneer (PM)
Terra Firma - Name of the "woman of color" that heckled Adam at a Ventura live show and was removed by force (The Ranker Podcast)
Octomom - Great Batman villain (Bryan) (ACS)
Larry The Cabinet Guy - Failed Israeli comic…"Don't get 'er done!" (ACS)
Rod Blagojevich - Joe Francis' slimy brother who sells above ground pools out of a primered van (ACS)
Cockchug Man - The gay superhero in The Village People that wears just all leather (ACS)
MEL-ROL- She's one of The Spice Girls (AOTH)
Hand Farts - A new comedian Adam had never heard of (ACS)
Juan Jeremy - The greatest international film star ever (ACS)
Bitchathane Jackson - Good name for a "sista" (ACS)
Tobar - Perfect caveman name (ACS)
Vroman - A fast moving Roman (ACS)
Korn Syrup and Fructose - Women of color who work at the strip club with Jade (stage 4) (ACS)
Fred Meyer - Lucy's neighbor (ACS)
Kimchi - The Asian flutist (ACS)
Pacoima - The mechanic from Taxi (ACS)
Dick Salt - NATO Alliance General (ACS)
Dick Salt (2) - Manger of the Mariners in the early 70’s (Bryan) (ACS)
Caramel And Fudge - Two more African-American prostitutes that lived in the apartment above Adam’s (ACS)
Peaches - The whore that lived upstairs (ACS)
F. Me Bailey - Greatest lawyer of all time (RD)
Agua Caliente - Loves that guy. He does a great John Madden (ACS)
Senior Penis - One the most dangerous drug lords to ever work (ADS)
Shill Du'Jour - Good Bond secretary name (RD)
Brexit Romero - Sounds like an International assassin (ACS)
Lugansk - That gay diver who hit his head and gave the whole Canadian team AIDS (ACS)
Leak O'rama - A Dutch action star, starred in “Sudden Death” (AOTH)
Vaginismus - Great black guy name (ADS)
Normcore - Guy that owns Westwood one (ACS)
LaTolstoy - Great black guy name (ACS)
Shapiro – Artist who is really good at anime. Died in the 60’s but was a real trendsetter (ACS)
Chuck Spears – Good name for a racist. “Hey you workin’ with Chuck Spears over at the Klan?” (ACS)
Norethindrone - DAG’s Sister (CLL)
La Tuskegee - Black airline pilot (ACS)
C-clamps – Nickname for Adam’s step-mom. “Ol’ C-clamps locked me out of the house again.” (ACS)
Harry Nilsson - (Gary thinks) he does the voices on The Simpsons (ADS)
Nutella - Great name for a crazy black woman (ACS)
Sia - The perfect person to break up with. Would be perfect if she was dating Jack (hit the road Jack) (ACS)
The Ball Catcher - What Adam used to call Ray's ass in junior high (ACFBSL)
MOAB - Matt's new nickname (Mother of All Buttholes) (AONTH)
Trip Reeb - Great name for a white guy (ACS)
Merle Horn - One of the greatest best ropers to ever come down the Pecos (ACS)
The Boring Machine - Lynette's name for Adam (ACS)
Avocado Hand - The nickname of Eric Clapton's brother (Chet) who works at a Mexican place and is charge of the guacamole (ACS)
Bagel Hand - Clapton's Jewish cousin (ACS)
Fa-Sheeya (fascia) - A heavy set woman of color that works at the DMV (ACAFBSL)
Ghrelin - New AM/PM mascot (ACS)
Krav Maga (3) - An Israeli Captain from 1946 (ACS)
Cuban Boa - Sounds like a dark skinned trannie (ACS)
Gabardine - She's a very chatty woman of color middle-aged and she'll talk your ear off. (ACS)
Guy Dudebro - Greatest name ever (AOTH)
Otto Warmbier- Simultaneously the greatest and worst beer master brewer name ever (ACS)
Leif Geragos - Greatest rocking attorney ever Viking rocker attorney (ACS)
Ernest J. Bigot - "I'm just asking....I'm just wanna know...." (ACS)
Panzanella - Cobra's full name (ACS)
Sheet Metal Nibbler - Great name for Matt the porcelain punisher (AOTH)
Big Grenadine - Sounds like a large black neighbor (ACS)
Silent gym - Next to Keyless Chuck, best homeless guy name ever (ACS)
Nuchilla - Sounds like a black vampire (Theo Von) (ACS)
D' poleon - Black Napoleon (ACS)
Luke Rockhold - Sounds like a character on The Flintstones (GS)
Sissy squat - She was hot (AOTH)
Beulah - The town horror (RD)
Ronan Farrow - One of the best wheel men in Europe (ACS)
Duke Bagg - Comedian Ian Bagg's brother (ACS)
Root ball grinder - A horrible term for a bitchy wife (Ruth Ballgrinder and Harriet Mulcher) (Tim Allen) (ACS)
Paul Funyun - Just a big dude who likes to have fun. Has a pink ox as a sidekick (ACS)
Page/Savage - A great lawyer team (Adam Ray) (ACS)
Ivar the Boneless - Ace’s dad’s nickname in high school. aka Jim the spineless (ACS)
Bash Worthy - Comic strip's character name/title (ACS)
Uncle Tom-bién - Mexican Uncle Tom (ACS)
Alist Poon - An Indian exchange student who has cerebral palsy (ACS)
Indignant Asswipes - Good name for an improv troupe (Gina) (ACS)
Flora in Fauna - two black chicks that work for him (ADS)
Cheap - Name of a he/she that literally went under sexual assignment surgery last month (ACS)
Heroin (1)(Pronounced Ehr-o-win by JCVD) A character in Lord Of The Rings (Bryan) (ACS)
Yersinia pestis - Ace did Celebrity Apprentice with that dude. He won that year (ADS)

Morning Zoos/DJ's/Radio Stations

Gum and Condoms - (Show?)
Dusty Labia - Adam's handle when he used to do AM Mornings. (ACS)
Asscrack and Backsack in the morning with Sludge (LL)
Crockpots and Headphones (ACS)
Booger and Floor Wax (ACS)
Almonds and Water (ACS)
Cold Butter And Calves (ADS)
Schluter And The Drain - Schluter has a thick Austrian accent , while "The Drain" has a super low voice (AOTH)
Ace Rockolla - Just Google "Ace Rockolla Lightning round...." (LL)
Fungus and Mold (Show?)
Stupid and Petty (Show?)
Eunice and Edgar - Bubba the Love Sponge's parents (ACS)
Flip Flops and Fanny Packs (ACS)
Hairy Shin - Does a KCRE show in the weekends (ACS)
Deep Bra Grooves - Should be a Sirius XM station Channel 248, C+ and above! (ACS)
Andy and Opie - Great Radio Show (ACS)
QuietRock - Sounds like an easy listening rock station (AOTH)
Quiet Crush - A good easy listening radio station (ACS)
The Tool Box - SiriusXM took tune station aka KTOL (ACS)
Ray's Enema Antics - New podcast on Carolla Digital (Bryan)(ACS)
Doug Gets Blown While He Eats Pudding - Doug Benson's next podcast (ACS)
Cat Packer - Used to do mornings with her brother, Fudge (ACS)

Places

Boobville - (LL)
Pedoph Isle aka Pedophile Island - Island where are all the pedophiles are sent to live. (Also a TV show/movie idea) (LL)
Lil' Lord Fauntleroy’s Academy for Albino Hemophiliacs - Drew's childhood school (LL)
Doesntexistizcan - Where presidential candidate Platitude's grandfather was from (ACS)
Boga Raton - The world's worst resort spot (Show?)
Meat Yard - Great name for a gay bar (ACS)
Mister Fister's - Adam's all-time top name for a gay bar (ACS)
Sub-Par - Worst name for a submarine sandwich shop (Show?)
Queen Mary - Great name for a tranny bar (ACS)
NuvaRing - A German racetrack. "The new Nissan GTR turned it in 7:21, faster than the Corvette." (Show?)
Louis Pasteur Middle School (ACS)
Helm’s Deep - World's first gay bar bakery (ACS)
Kal Penn - One of the best sounding names to get an engineering degree from (ACS)
Alaska State Motto - Love fishing but I hate your kids? Alaska! (PM)
Duke University - John Wayne's college (ACS)
Planned Possumhood - Planned Parenthood in Arkansas (ACS)
Fruit Stand - Great name for a gay bar (ACS)
Poo Poo City - Where Charles Fletcher Loomis' house is located (ACS)
Blood Bank - Great name for a check cashing place in the hood (ACS)
Bass Manor - Great name for a gay bar (ACS)
The Dead C - Sounds like the worst name for a lesbian bar ever (ACS)
Wood Bar - Good name for a gay bar (ACS)
Ghost Load - Ride at Calico Ghost Town (ADS)
Nasacort - Country club for Jewish folks where they play tennis at (ADS)
L.A. HOTT (1) - An 80's bar with an outdoor door seating area (ACS)
Fairy Wings - Good name for a bar on the west side (ACS)
Second Hand/First World - Store that sells rich whitey’s high end stuff (ACS)
The Lance Hunter - Perfect name for a gay bar (Dumb People Town)
Pervert Park - Theo Vaughn grew up there (ACS)
Big Sur - Great name for a big and tall shop (Show?)
Studio Centric - Sounds like a Utopia. Between Valley Village and Sherman Oaks (AOTH)
Asstard - Thor came from that planet (ACS)
Grand Entrance - Great name for a gay bar (AOTH)
Thermopolis - Where the Bun Boy is (ACS)
The Turkish Embassy - Gay bar (ACS)
Low Tide - Gay code for boner in the rear view mirror (ACS)
Corumption - On the way to Vegas, where Heidi Fleiss lives with her macaws (ACS)
C.C. Fichens - Sounds like a pretzel stand (Gina) (ACS)
Timpani Barn - where to get timpani to go, has three big Mexicans in the kitchen (ACS)
Heroin (2)(Pronounced Ehr-o-win by JCVD) The health food store in Venice (ACS)

Miscellaneous

Cleaning The Pink Turtle - Bryan's name for pleasuring oneself (ACS)
Analingus - A new type of breath mint (LL)
The Milk Of Arthritic Goats - A rabbi's curse: "May you suckle at the teet of the milk of arthritic goat!!!" (ACS)
Carbon Dating - A black dating website (ACS)
RU486 - Vanity plate for a guy who runs an abortion clinic (ADS)
Jet Green - Amsterdam's Airlines (ACS)
Stromer, Oldhafer and Carolla - World's worst law firm (AOTH)
Ira Carolla - Sounds like an affliction "Oh my Ira Carolla's acting up" (ACS)
Sawjay - Sounds French...gay word for sausage. "I was strokin' this dude’s sawjay" (ACS)
Smokeless Cigarette - Name for Dr. Drew's honker after his prostate surgery (ADS)
El Niño - Name of "Sinn" strip club DJ's cock (ACS)
Blue Man - Crazy hairdresser's macaw who doesn't judge (PM)
Lucia - An Italian moped (ACS)
American Jewish World Service - A van that's begging to be shot at (ACS)
E-aye? - Canadian version of EBay (ACS)
Sweatpants Lesbian - What Adam would be. An in-between lesbian. Not a lipstick lesbian, not a butch dyke (ACS)
SuckStrong - Bill Clinton's bracelet (ACS)
Gaybus - Gay and bogus (ACS)
Flappy Bird - The most offensive name for the vagina (ACS)
G8 (Summit) - The Pontiac that Oprah gave away on her show (ACS)
Oracle A The Delphi - Big new startup company (ADS)
Crewkakke - A type of sweater (ACS)
The Flying Dutchman - Great name for an Amsterdam airlines (ACS)
Cleaning My Chain - Euphemism for beating off (ACS)
Awesome Town - A gathering of three or more polar bears (ACS)
Avocado - The Greek word for nut sack (ACS)
Doucherette - A gum/patch that douchebags chew/use (ACS)
Urban Milling -Black guys standing around (AOTH)
Synesthesia - When you eat your own hair (ACS)
Tuck Rule - When a guy pretends he's a chick and stands in front of the mirror (ACS)
My #2 Pencil Is Out Of Lead - Another term for erectile dysfunction (ACS)
Float A Bond - When a politician farts (RD)
Vaginismus - black people's holiday, accompanied with a lot of ceremonial garb (ADS)
Vaseline and Gauze - Elizabeth Taylor's new scent (ACS)
Jewber - A drunk on a 10-speed (ACS)
Chickpea - What Gina does when we camp (ACS)
Oscar Squad (2) - Bad gay code (ACS)
Airbus - Worst name for an aircraft. Sounds like “air donkey” (AOTH)
Shailene Woodley - Sounds like the most fantastical verb/adverb combo. “I want to Shailene Woodley through a field of poppies with you” (Gina) (Twitter)
Asshole Rider (2) - Worst piece of exercise equipment Vinnie’s ever endorsed (ACS)
Diario La Prensa - Stealer of the jersey in Spanish (ACS)
The Sicilian Fly Swatter - Sounds like a WWF move (Gina) (ACS)
Jellyfish - Sounds like something your grandpa would buy for you at the mall (ACS)
Fruit Fly - More politically correct term for fag hag (Show?)
Jewgling - When a Jew "Googles" their symptoms (ACS)
Tavares - David Wild's boner medicine (ACS)
Jew -Over - A mulligan from a barmitzva. "Uh, I misread that...can I get a Jew-over?" (ACS)
Ossified - That's a Don King word, there (ACS)
Zero for Cecil - Worst charity ever (Bald Bryan) (ACS)
A++ - A bra that Gina will never see (ACS)
Joycelyn - A good name for Curly from the Three Stooges to say (ACS)
Phallisee - Latin for "to see the penis" (ADS)
Coffee Nap - Euphemism for pooping in your pants (ACS)
USS Monitor - Doesn't sound like a ship of war, sounds like a night nurse (ACS)
Dotard - A skirt a man wears (ACS)
Wilding- Something derogatory that takes place in public pools in certain counties (ACS)
Caveat - Latin for shitting on Adam's point (ADS)
Festiva - Sounds like a boner medicine (ACS)
Depeche Mode - French for “who dealt it?” (ADS)
Beefy Clutch – The purse Gina thought Lady Gaga took to the Emmy’s (ACS)
Sig Sauer - Something you would yell at Oktoberfest before downing a stiff stein of stout (ACS)
Jeans day – Sounds like the special day for your special need son Gene, to raise money (ACS)
Wilding - What takes place in public pools in certain counties (GS)
4F - Can’t/won’t be eligible for the draft (ACS)
Groupie - a kind of fish (ACS)
The African chick - Horrible name for a boat (ACS)

Food/Drinks

Deer Bits - A venison cereal. Made of frosted deer flakes (Show?)
Coco Chanel - Nestlé’s newest coffee flavor (ACS)
Honey Dicks - Best cereal name ever (ACS)
Dawson's Beard - A pudding flavor Ace saw at Whole Foods (ACS)
Mighty Mutts - Worst breakfast cereal ever (ADS)
Chillax - A cinnamon based drink from "Hector's" country (ACS)
Black Dick - An English desert (ACS)
Tardy Digression - Sounds like a finger food..."would you like another tardy digression?" "No, I'm saving room for the main meal" (IFYWABC)
Double Bird Strike - Mixed drink created by Ace and Teresa. Made with Grey Goose, Wild Turkey, a splash of Canadian Club, and a splash of Hudson River water (ACS)
GAYtorade - A sports drink for gay people, because they lose essential body fluids (ACS)
University of Illinois At Urbana Champaign - Sounds like a carbonated drink for black people (ACS)
Flinch Fuck - Part of a nutritious breakfast, and a healthy relationship (ADS)
Phantom Punch - Something Bill Cosby gave his lady friends (ACS)
Pansy Sauce - Goes good with some shrimp (ADS)
Tilted Pillar - Kick ass IPA (AOTH)
Shaver - A good name for a miniature pastrami sandwich (Cousin Sal Show)
GPA - Something they add to children's cereal (ACS)
Stellwell's - A new low fat snack cracker (ACS)
Conchata Ferrell - A great cheese/unwanted cat (ACS)
Poopwell's - One of the worst snacks Nabisco has ever put their name on (ACS)
Belldini – Latest Taco Bell offering (ACS)
Fuzzy Zoeller – Zima with a jigger of peach schnapps (ACS)
Millennial Malaise - A sweet honey dipping sauce (ADS)
Jelani Cobb - Sounds like an Indian dish (Gina) (ACS)
Air Doodle - The very worst Super Bowl snack on the planet (ACS)
Faygala - Jewish sports drink (ACS)
Stroke Cane - Sounds like some sugary treat, mixed with a reach around (ACS)
The Silence Breakers (2) - good name for a mint (ACS)
Lesbian Squirt - Sponsor of the Dinah Shore Classic (ACS)
Preemptive gay strike - Worst video game ever (ADS)

TV Shows/Movies

Cunt du' Jour - A great Bond villain name (ACS)
Coffee and Donuts - (Charlie Coffee III and Johnny Donetti) Johnny's a tough street wise cop whose jive talking and plays by his own rules and Charlie's super uptight (LL)
Pedoph Isle (aka) Pedophile Island - All pedophiles are sent to live on an isolated island, and a 747 full of Boy Scouts crash lands there and they have to fight to survive (Also a place) (ACS)
Anus and Eyeball - Buddy cop TV show duo (ACS)
Pussy Pioneer - John Candy's last movie (ACS)
Red Velvet - Made up movie character Clown played by Paul Giamatti. "Was secret service, and someone died on his watch. Now he's takin to clownin'." Wears a red velvet clown outfit. (ACS)
Destination Of The Semen - (Adam Ray) A movie Harrison Ford passed on twice (ACS)
Gay Eye - Movie where Adam plays Buddy McKlan, a racist homophobic mechanic who is blinded in a freak hot transmission fluid accident. He gets the donor eyes from a gay guy who perished on a moped accident in Antigua. Co-starring Larry the Cable Guy as his best friend. (Co-written by Bryan Cranston) (ACS)
Grinders - Sitcom where Jon Gruden moves in with Johnny Manziel (ACS)
Squishy Red River - Movie that started John Wayne (Show?)
Gusset And Cable - Perfect Cop buddy duo team (AOTH)
Just One Of The Gays - Stars Shia LaBeouf (ACS)
Hard Impact - Sounds like a Van Damme movie from the 90's (ACS)
Hammer Pants And Ice - Worst cop detective duo from the 80's (ACS)
Living With The Kilowatts - Adam's new animated series where they just leave toaster ovens on all day (ACS)
Keep Calm And Rape A Lot - Worst Monty Python film ever (ACS)
Medical Mishaps - New show Dave Coulier and Tawny Kitaen could host (ACS)
Roaming With Bison - Another great Bill Murray movie (ACS)
Gainesville Florida Financial Planner - Sounds like a Saturday Night Live skit (ACS)
Blame the Bee Gees - Adam's next documentary (ACS)
Adam Knees Your Dad In The Nuts - Adam's new game show (ACS)
Navigeddon - Terrorists take over all of the GPS systems of cars, and send them careening into the Grand Canyon (ACS)
Rings Of Honor - Terrorists take over Olympic training facility in Colorado Springs, and the athletes have to use their individual skills to escape. (Cameo by Randy Couture as the salty old coach) (ACS)
Endless Time/Ample Time For Backup - Adam's new Netflix series (ACS)
Tarred n' Feathered - Buddy flick starring a retarded guy and an Indian chief (Show?)
Mr. Will Doo And Can Doo - PSA Motivational cartoon bathroom characters Will Doo (Played by Will Arnette) and Can Doo is shaped like a toilet. Filmed in kitschy Clutch Cargo style animation (ADS)
Robot Lawyer - Great Phil Hartman bit (ACS)
Umpire News Network - Adam's channel with umpires reporting. Unbiased reporting (ACS)
Sofa Tard - New CW show coming soon (Matt) (AOTH)
Junior Fantasy Island - Show where kids of reckless parents are shipped off to live with Bill Cosby and Felicia Rashad (ADS)
2 And A Half Denali's - Hasn't been same since Sheen left (ACS)
So Kanye - Sitcom from the 90's (ACS)
Ridicuopothy - Sounds like a Mike Judge movie (ADS)
Master Buck - One of John Candy's most controversial movies (ACS)
LA HOTT (1) - An 80’s bar with an outdoor door seating area (ACS)
Mother Hitler - Coming to TNT. Starring Patrick Swayze's bother, Don (ACS)
Sink and Bounce - Movie about roller boogie from the 80's, starred Lil' Bow Wow (ACS)
The Debs - A made up CW network show where you just put all the hot chicks in Hollywood (ACS)
The Origin Story Of AIDS - Worst Marvel movie ever (Bryan)(ACS)
Everybody Hates Vinnie - Horrible sitcom (ACS)
Chick Clan - Good movie title (ACS)
Condo in Redondo - Best movie I ever did (ADS)
Red Lobsteria - New show Dr. Drew was talking about where African Americans form their own country (ACS)
Earthquake rehab - Reality show Dr. drew seismic expert and a civil engineer come together (Rainn Wilson) (ACS)
Rooster Jones - Great John Wayne movie. Super Fly meets True Grit (ACS)
Ernest Bigot goes to..... (ACS)
Nickels On The Job - First and only Jewish gum shoe on the job. ABC, Friday nights, 10:00 p.m. (ADS)
Solicitor General - Great Danny Kaye movie (RD)
Disjointed - Lorena Bobbitt biopic (ADS)
Habib and Company - Horrible children's show (MS)
Bobby's Room - Howie Mandel animated project from the 90's (ACS)
Page/Savage - Great cop duo show from the ‘80’s (Adam Ray) (ACS)
Paper Asshole - Great Tatum O’Neal film (ACS)
L.A. HOTT (2) - Failed Steven Bochco series pilot (ACS)
Pieces Of String Too Small To Use - Lena Dunham film from the late 90’s (ACS)
Oscar Squad - New Marvel Movie (Gina) (ACS)
Cortron/Melamine - Transformers (Gina) (ACS)
Anoscope - Worst way to see a movie (ADS)
Practical Rapist - New SNL character (Gina) (ACS)
Superfoot - Worst Marvel movie ever (Bryan) (ACS)
Celebrity Food Chain - Would be a great show (Jeff Cesario) (ACS)

Books/Coffee Table Books

Dade County Black Prom, 1985 (ACS)
Here Are The Pajamas We Picture You In (ACS)
Three Shitty Homes, One Washing Machine, Zero Dryers - Title of Adam's new book (Ray) (AOTH)
Chapstick And Batteries - Title of Adam's next bestselling book (ACS)
Who The Fuck Put Their Sombrero on My Keys? – Title of Adam’s next book (ACS)
Cunt With A Grunt - Adam's favorite Dr. Seuss book (PM)
You'll Never See A Cockroach Jog (PM)
Kemo Skinny Calves - Adam's new children's book (ADS)
You're Dyslexic And I'm Dumb - Adam and John Popper's collaborative next book (ACS)
I Get It If You’re GWAR - Adam's next book (ACS)
Bulk Magazine - Costco magazine that Jimmy Kimmell graced the cover of twice (ACS)
Do You Have To Take Your Top Off To Dye Your Pubes, Drew? (LL)
Glamping With Moriah - Adam's new book (ACS)
From The Mouths of Babes (Hot Chicks Not Babies) (ACS)
(The) Sweet Spot - Adam's next book (Bryan) (ACS)
I Thought Things Would Be Better When I Was Rich (ACS)
Radio Station Kitchen (ACS)
Post-it Notes In Radio Station Kitchens (ACS)
Comedy Club Green Rooms And The Sofas That Were Not Made For Them (ACS)
Jethro, the Mexican Jew - A great children's book (Gina) (ACS)
Professor and the Construction Worker -The worst children's book ever (ACS)
Willie and the Weed - Good name for a children's book (ACS)
What Black People Think White People Complain About (ACS)
Everyone Eventually Becomes The Man (ACS)

Native American Names

Chief Thunderbear (LL)
Dances With Cocks (ACS)
Dances With Lipstick (ACS)
Ol' Urethra Windows (ACS)
Oxnard - Indian name meaning the balls of a bull (ACS)

V/P Names

Absorbent Rag - Good name for T's V (ACS)
Hurt Locker - Another name for T's V (ACS)
Judge's Mansion - Another name for T's G
Cmarket.com - Another name for T's V (ACS)
City of Industry - Another name for T's V (ACS)
Dutch Mook - Another name for T's V (ACS)s V
No Safe Spaces - Great name for T's V (ACS)
Hobo Stove - Another name for A's V (ACS)
Sausage Grinder - Another name for A's V (ACS)
Dixville Notch - Another name for G's V (ACS)
Snake River Canyon - Another name for G's V (ACS)
Dakota Access Pipeline - Another name for G's V (ACS)
The Holidome - Another name for G’s V (ACS)
Discovery Bay - Great name for G's V (ACS)
B.O. Box - Great name for G's V (ACS)
Sea bag - Good name for G's V (ACS)
El Portal - Great name for G's V (ACS)
Harry Belafonte - Adam's name for his junk, if he were a woman (Show?)
Top Gear - Another name for Adam’s junk (ACS)
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Carollaisms (March)

Band Names/Rap Stars

Mitt Romney and the One Percenters (ACS)
ManAyz - Rap star (LL)
D'Bagz - Rap star (LL)
Maxi Pad - An all-girl band that knows how to rock (LL)
Dick Tingle - One of the best blues men in the business (Show?)
Lynette and the Lackeys (ACS)
Straw Hat and the Bowties - Jerry Springer's dixieland band who plays at the Knott's Berry Farm Good Time Theater (ACS)
Gut Fluffer (ACS)
Johnny Beaumont and The Legionnaires - All wear matching powder blue tuxedoes (ACS)
Automatic Vaginismus – Great band name (LL)
Dissuade/D’ Suede - Rappeproducer of Kanye/one of Kim's ex beaus (ACS)
Starchy Deuce - Band that should be produced by D' Suede (ACS)
Narthex - (ACS)
Epileptic Declawed Hamster - That is a helluva punk band right there (ACS)
Loretta Lynch - Country singer who sang "Stand By Your Man" (ACS)
The Areolas - Covered an Eagles song in the ‘90s (ACS)
Fleece and Flannel - One of the best lesbian acoustic duos you will ever see (ACS)
3 Chainz - Rap star (ACS)
Blues Squatter - Adam's dad’s band name (ACS)
Tampon Kayak - One of Seattle's greatest, but least heard of indie bands (ACS)
Jizz Grenade (LL)
Dryer Fire - Hot indie band name (ACS)
Iranian Revolutionary Guard - Prince's backup band (ACS)
Rape Kit - Name of Adam's band from high school (ACS)
Nog Bong - A band Adam was in in high school (ACS)
Bum Blazer – Adam’s band in high school (ACS)
White Trash Kimchi - Another good band name (Bald Bryan) (ACS)
White Noise - Adam's rap name (ADS)
Promethazine - Lil Wayne's sister (ADS)
Light Rail - Great Rap name (ADS)
Danny In The Joint - Good indie band name (ACS)
Anal Cleft - One of the worst reggae singers to leave Jamaica (ACS)
Anal Cleft and the Taints - Great reggae group (ACS)
MEL-ROL - One of The Spice Girls (AOTH)
D'bris - Great Rap name (ACS)
Cisgender - A militant female rapper....for the ladies (ACS)
Krav Maga (1) - Country singing Jew (ACS)
Lynette and Paulette - Sounds like a singing duo from the 60's (RD)
Nuts In The Sink - Name of Ray’s new band (Ray) (AOTH)
SubDude - Pete Holmes' rap name (ACS)
Ray And The Enemas - Blues singer and his backup band (ADS)
Yakov Crutchfield - He has a show in Branson (ADS)
Mac 18 - Adam’s favorite rapper (RD)
Tremble Lean – Adam’s rap name (ACBSL)
Sticker Back – Worst band out of Canada ever (ACS)
Pennywise and Pound Foolish - A band from the ‘90's (RD)
Strawberry Shortcake's Neti Pot - Great band name (Twitter)
Puffy Elon Musk - Worst rapper ever (ACS)
Pantera Club at Laguna Seca (Twitter)
Savage Body Attack - New wave romantic band Ace was in when he was 19 (FBL)
Jumping Jazzy Jews - Jeff Goldblum's jazz band (ACS)
Snore Cherry - Great band name (ACS)
Pat Benatard - Pat Benatar cover band (ACS)
Rancid Nuts - Good band name (ACS)
Gary And The Knotholes - Good band name (AOTH)
Tampon Canoe - Good indie band (ACS)
One Erection - A good boy band (ACS)
Flushin' Dew - A good country duo (ACS)
Armo Jeweler - Great band name (RD)
Radon - (Lynette thinks) there a Whitesnake cover-band (ACS)
The Taste Of Ace - Great band name (ACS)
King Grape and the Raisinettes (GS)
Concord Grape and the Raisinettes (GS)
Gary Taco - Love that band (ACS)
The Silence Breakers (2) - Good punk band (Gina) (ACS)
Daddy’s Got A Dually – Good country song (ACS)
Dip Curtain - Good indie band (ACS)

Song Titles

Meatless Mondays - Horrible Bangles song (Show?)
Measles and Commuter Trains - Worst Christmas song ever (ACS)
White Guys Be Ownin' Everything - Adam's next hit (ACS)
Blood On The Grout - John Cougar Mellencamp song (ACS)
No Blood In The Peckeroo - Good John Cougar song (ACS)
Mellen's Gold - A three disc box set of nothing but John Cougar Mellencamp hits (ACS)
Freaks, Retards and Jews - Not a Cher song (ACS)
Pedophile Cops - Good Cheap Trick song (ACS)
Pig Anus Soup - Favorite Rolling Stones album (Bryan) (ACS)
That Dog Don’t Mess With Olga and Natalia Don’t Spit No Mo’ - Sounds like a Mississippi Delta blues song (Bryan) (ACS)
Goggles Are For Pussies - Trace Adkins' number one hit (ACAFBSL)
Whistle While You Masturbate - The lost Disney song aka "Whistle While You Jerk" (ACS)
12 Pack & Dick's Hard - Name of Adam's new album (Gina) (ACS)
Blood and Soil - A good Smithereens song (ACS)
Pina Colada in Amsterdam - Worst Jimmy Buffet song ever (ACS)
Tough Times In The City - Great Nick Gilder song (ACS)
I've Got A Hamster In My Scrotum And He's Looking For His Keys - That's a good country song (ACS)
Gay Hitler -Great Elvis Costello song (ACS)
Tard On The Tool Shed - Good Mellenamp song (AOTH)
Condo in Redondo - Sublime song (ADS)
Animoji - Band that sung "Obsession" (ACS)
People Who Have Lost People - Worst Barbara Streisand song ever (ACS)
Tilted Heart - Great Tammy Wynette song (ADS)
Yoga wood - Great Beatles song (ACS)
Anal cleft - Song from the Sound of Music (ACS)

Football Players/Athletes/Teams:

Legs Akimbo - Wide Receiver (ACS)
Feral Katz - Nose Tackle (ACS)
L' Brarian Booker - Wide Receiver (ACS)
Oscar Buzz - Linebacker (ACS)
DeVigorous Lover - Wide Receiver (ACS)
Nadir Zenith - Placekicker (ACS)
DeGluten Free - Offensive Lineman (ACS)
Tangy Mango - Fullback (ACS)
N'Farious Plan - (position?) (ACS)
Modular Holmes - (position?) (ACS)
Fortuitous Bounce - Safety (ACS)
Operatin' Thetan - (ACS) Quarterback for the Washington Redskins (ACS)
Minority Banks - HOF OLB who died tragically in a car wreck shortly after his HOF induction, a natural athlete, he played option QB in college along with being a stand out member of the track team, and in high school he was captain of the basketball team. Survived by his twin brother Majority Banks, who also played in the league, and daughter Recuser Banks who many believe was the best athlete in the family (ACS)
Coach Platitude - "Take a knee son...helmet's not a chair" (ACS)
Glendora Bevmo - Mother of DeVigorous Lover and L' Brarian Booker (different fathers, of course) (ACS)
Marshall Law - (Allison) (ACS)
Orlando Ceeworld - (position?) (ACS)
Du Vatine - (position?) (Show?)
Raja Slate - Super fast wide-out out of Marshall via LSU (AOTH)
Moe Greene - Great corner for the Washington Redskins in the 80’s (ACS)
Bronx Defenders - Sounds like a AAA hockey team (RD)
Medical Error - Slipped in the draft due to a video being released just prior (ACS)
Homeo Stasis (position?) (ACS)
Capybara - The greatest name for a major league skipper (ACS)
Ejaxico Johnson (position?) (ACS)
Radiant Barrier vs. Attic Fan - The worst WWE matchup ever to grace the stage (AOTH)
Bamboo Brick - one of the greatest mixed martial artists on the planet (AOTH)
Dexter Methorphan - He did not participate in the combines, but his coaches say he can run a 4.3 (Twitter)
Bob Jacuzzi - Great point guard for the Celtics aka "THE COOZE" (ACS)
Shame Negation - Picked to leave Clemson early and go very early in the draft this year. (ADS)
Entertainment Crackers - Another name for the Washington Generals ACS
Hardibacker - Good name for an inside backer (ACS)
Osmosis - Black dude. Forward for the Knicks who might or might not have been traded (ADS)

Porn Star Names/Terms/Gay Code:

Spoodini - (LL)
Rocky Stucco - (AOTH)
No Can Doo - Backdoor anal queen of China (ACS)
Kristallnacht - Worst porn star name in the business (ACS)
Madison Avenue (I am Rappaport Podcast)
Hero Du Jour (I am Rappaport Podcast)
Kindle Fire (ACS)
Jackson Hole - Gay porn actor (ACS)
Col. Duke Lacrosse - Adam's porn name (LL)
Duke Circumference - Adam's gay porn name (ACS)
Rich Data - Gay porn actor (Show?)
Tom Foolery - Gay porn actor (Show?)
Honey Dijon - Great porn star name (Show?)
Aids Machete - One of Adam's gay porn names. "Very short stint, I only did 2 weeks with that name, so it was like 41 movies." (ACS)
Bryce Canyon - Great gay porn name (ACS)
The Italian Coastguard - A gay move. "Let me just start with basic anal, then I'll slide into the Italian Coast Guard." (ACS)
Tetanus Gym - Good gay porn name "Who you working with?" "Tetanus Gym." "Oh boy, make sure you're on top" (ACS)
Shared A Back Fence - gay slang (ACS)
Mea Culpa - Adam's porn name (ACS)
Hand Twins - Gay code (ACS)
Backscatter - Porn technology (PM)
Cajun Tree Climber - Gay code (AOTH)
Snow Blower- Gay code (AOTH)
Stump Grinder - Gay code (AOTH)
Tumbler And Coaster - Adam's gay slang replacement for "top and bottom" (PM)
Go For A Bike Ride - Gay code (ACS)
Artie Fartie - Adam's porn name from the 80's (ACS)
Road Island Ray - Ray's porn name (AOTH)
38KKK -A type of porn that comes out of Kentucky (ACS)
Tech Screw - A dirty website for geeks (ACS)
Bearvalanche - Worst gay move ever (ACS)
Wacked Off Pieces Of Cactus - Gay code for gay rough trade (ACS)
Brad Nail - Good gay porn name (ADS)
Lightning Rod - Good gay porn name for Milo Yiannopplous (ADS)
Milk Barn - Another name for Adam's bathroom sink (ACS)
Meat Thievery - That's just good gay code (ACS)
Hairy Shin - Adam's gay porn name (ACS)
Asian Persuasion - Sounds like a good name for a porn series Asian persuasion 16 (ACS)
Cock Holster - Good movie series, cock holster 14 (ACS)
Celebrity Du Jour - Great porn name (ACS)
Europol - Another great porn name (ACS)
Roy Wood - Adam's gay porn name (ACS)
Tank slapper - Gay slang (Gina) (ACS)
Porch Pirate - Gay term (ACS)
Mad Chuck - The world's worst name for a gay porn star (AOTH)
Sweat lodge - Gay code (ACS)
The L.A. Underground - Sounds like a gay bar (M&J)
Skin and grin - Gay slang (ACS)
Rear Admiral - The name of one of the best bars on west side (ACS)
Loaded for bear - Now a gay term (GS)
Fruit Of The Year - A porn Dave (Dameshek) starred in (ACS)
The Lebanese Comedian - Ace's favorite sex position (ACS)
Cockout - When a gay guy doesn't try very hard (ACS)
Margana Wood - Porn name (ACS)
Hugh Bris - Porn star (RD)
Matte Clear - Fondalier’s gay porn name (AOTH)
Palatial Estates – A good 80’s fake tittie porn name (AOTH)
Cokie Roberts - Great porn name (ACS)
Armenian Christmas - An unspeakable sexual act in prison. "Johnny ratted out the white supremacists to the warden, so they gave him an Armenian Christmas" (Show?)
Ride The Pine - Gay slang (ADS)
Meet Gaze - Gay slang (ACS)
Asshole Rider - Gay slang (ACS)
Cash Widedick - Ace's porn name if you can call an apple a honey crisp. (ACS)
Shanda Lear - Great stripper name (Gina) (ACS)
Fiery Cherry - Good porn name (ACS)
Jerk the wheel - Code for masturbation (ACS)
Giddyup Titties - Gina’s porn name (Gina) (ACS)
French astronaut - Great gay slang (ACS)
Mr Bandera - gay code (ACS)
Beefmato/Clamato - sounds like names of venerial diseases (ACS)

Miscellaneous People

Trajectory Hagar - High school kid "heading down the wrong path" in life (ACS)
Slick Mouth - Adam's prison name (ACS)
Rich Carless - Cool homeless guy name (ACS)
Keyless Chuck - Best homeless guy name (ACS)
Nasal Ranger - Worst superhero name ever (Gina) (ACS)
Krav Maga (2) - Good name for a sheriff (ADS)
Hubcap Annie - Horror that hangs out with Keyless Chuck (ACS)
Becky Honkington (Allison) (ACS)
Monica Chugscock - (Pronounced "Shuggscawk") (ADS)
Tyvek DuPont - Best rich guy’s name (AOTH)
Mattress - A Model/actress (ACS)
Hofmeister Kink - Nazi war criminal who's been in hiding in Brazil for the past 61 years. aka Jake Johnson (ACS)
Serpiginous - The world's wimpiest swordsman. Sir Piginous of Wussville (LL)
Chick Fil a - Great play-by-play guy for the Warriors from the 70’s (Show?)
Peri Menopausal - Best P.I. working the Chicago beat (LL)
Whiskey Dick - The neighborhood pedophile in the clown outfit (ACS)
Surge - Guy that drives for ÜBER (ACS)
Babbling Brook - Great name for a female cattle auctioneer (PM)
Terra Firma - Name of the "woman of color" that heckled Adam at a Ventura live show and was removed by force (The Ranker Podcast)
Octomom - Great Batman villain (Bryan) (ACS)
Larry The Cabinet Guy - Failed Israeli comic…"Don't get 'er done!" (ACS)
Rod Blagojevich - Joe Francis' slimy brother who sells above ground pools out of a primered van (ACS)
Cockchug Man - The gay superhero in The Village People that wears just all leather (ACS)
MEL-ROL- She's one of The Spice Girls (AOTH)
Hand Farts - A new comedian Adam had never heard of (ACS)
Juan Jeremy - The greatest international film star ever (ACS)
Bitchathane Jackson - Good name for a "sista" (ACS)
Tobar - Perfect caveman name (ACS)
Vroman - A fast moving Roman (ACS)
Korn Syrup and Fructose - Women of color who work at the strip club with Jade (stage 4) (ACS)
Fred Meyer - Lucy's neighbor (ACS)
Kimchi - The Asian flutist (ACS)
Pacoima - The mechanic from Taxi (ACS)
Dick Salt - NATO Alliance General (ACS)
Dick Salt (2) - Manger of the Mariners in the early 70’s (Bryan) (ACS)
Caramel And Fudge - Two more African-American prostitutes that lived in the apartment above Adam’s (ACS)
Peaches - The whore that lived upstairs (ACS)
F. Me Bailey - Greatest lawyer of all time (RD)
Agua Caliente - Loves that guy. He does a great John Madden (ACS)
Senior Penis - One the most dangerous drug lords to ever work (ADS)
Shill Du'Jour - Good Bond secretary name (RD)
Brexit Romero - Sounds like an International assassin (ACS)
Lugansk - That gay diver who hit his head and gave the whole Canadian team AIDS (ACS)
Leak O'rama - A Dutch action star, starred in “Sudden Death” (AOTH)
Vaginismus - Great black guy name (ADS)
Normcore - Guy that owns Westwood one (ACS)
LaTolstoy - Great black guy name (ACS)
Shapiro – Artist who is really good at anime. Died in the 60’s but was a real trendsetter (ACS)
Chuck Spears – Good name for a racist. “Hey you workin’ with Chuck Spears over at the Klan?” (ACS)
Norethindrone - DAG’s Sister (CLL)
La Tuskegee - Black airline pilot (ACS)
C-clamps – Nickname for Adam’s step-mom. “Ol’ C-clamps locked me out of the house again.” (ACS)
Harry Nilsson - (Gary thinks) he does the voices on The Simpsons (ADS)
Nutella - Great name for a crazy black woman (ACS)
Sia - The perfect person to break up with. Would be perfect if she was dating Jack (hit the road Jack) (ACS)
The Ball Catcher - What Adam used to call Ray's ass in junior high (ACFBSL)
MOAB - Matt's new nickname (Mother of All Buttholes) (AONTH)
Trip Reeb - Great name for a white guy (ACS)
Merle Horn - One of the greatest best ropers to ever come down the Pecos (ACS)
The Boring Machine - Lynette's name for Adam (ACS)
Avocado Hand - The nickname of Eric Clapton's brother (Chet) who works at a Mexican place and is charge of the guacamole (ACS)
Bagel Hand - Clapton's Jewish cousin (ACS)
Fa-Sheeya (fascia) - A heavy set woman of color that works at the DMV (ACAFBSL)
Ghrelin - New AM/PM mascot (ACS)
Krav Maga (3) - An Israeli Captain from 1946 (ACS)
Cuban Boa - Sounds like a dark skinned trannie (ACS)
Gabardine - She's a very chatty woman of color middle-aged and she'll talk your ear off. (ACS)
Guy Dudebro - Greatest name ever (AOTH)
Otto Warmbier- Simultaneously the greatest and worst beer master brewer name ever (ACS)
Leif Geragos - Greatest rocking attorney ever Viking rocker attorney (ACS)
Ernest J. Bigot - "I'm just asking....I'm just wanna know...." (ACS)
Panzanella - Cobra's full name (ACS)
Sheet Metal Nibbler - Great name for Matt the porcelain punisher (AOTH)
Big Grenadine - Sounds like a large black neighbor (ACS)
Silent gym - Next to Keyless Chuck, best homeless guy name ever (ACS)
Nuchilla - Sounds like a black vampire (Theo Von) (ACS)
D' poleon - Black Napoleon (ACS)
Luke Rockhold - Sounds like a character on The Flintstones (GS)
Sissy squat - She was hot (AOTH)
Beulah - The town horror (RD)
Ronan Farrow - One of the best wheel men in Europe (ACS)
Duke Bagg - Comedian Ian Bagg's brother (ACS)
Root ball grinder - A horrible term for a bitchy wife (Ruth Ballgrinder and Harriet Mulcher) (Tim Allen) (ACS)
Paul Funyun - Just a big dude who likes to have fun. Has a pink ox as a sidekick (ACS)
Page/Savage - A great lawyer team (Adam Ray) (ACS)
Ivar the Boneless - Ace’s dad’s nickname in high school. aka Jim the spineless (ACS)
Bash Worthy - Comic strip's character name/title (ACS)
Uncle Tom-bién - Mexican Uncle Tom (ACS)
Alist Poon - An Indian exchange student who has cerebral palsy (ACS)
Indignant Asswipes - Good name for an improv troupe (Gina) (ACS)
Flora in Fauna - two black chicks that work for him (ADS)
Cheap - Name of a he/she that literally went under sexual assignment surgery last month (ACS)
Heroin (1)(Pronounced Ehr-o-win by JCVD) A character in Lord Of The Rings (Bryan) (ACS)
Yersinia pestis - Ace did Celebrity Apprentice with that dude. He won that year (ADS)

Morning Zoos/DJ's/Radio Stations

Gum and Condoms - (Show?)
Dusty Labia - Adam's handle when he used to do AM Mornings. (ACS)
Asscrack and Backsack in the morning with Sludge (LL)
Crockpots and Headphones (ACS)
Booger and Floor Wax (ACS)
Almonds and Water (ACS)
Cold Butter And Calves (ADS)
Schluter And The Drain - Schluter has a thick Austrian accent , while "The Drain" has a super low voice (AOTH)
Ace Rockolla - Just Google "Ace Rockolla Lightning round...." (LL)
Fungus and Mold (Show?)
Stupid and Petty (Show?)
Eunice and Edgar - Bubba the Love Sponge's parents (ACS)
Flip Flops and Fanny Packs (ACS)
Hairy Shin - Does a KCRE show in the weekends (ACS)
Deep Bra Grooves - Should be a Sirius XM station Channel 248, C+ and above! (ACS)
Andy and Opie - Great Radio Show (ACS)
QuietRock - Sounds like an easy listening rock station (AOTH)
Quiet Crush - A good easy listening radio station (ACS)
The Tool Box - SiriusXM took tune station aka KTOL (ACS)
Ray's Enema Antics - New podcast on Carolla Digital (Bryan)(ACS)
Doug Gets Blown While He Eats Pudding - Doug Benson's next podcast (ACS)
Cat Packer - Used to do mornings with her brother, Fudge (ACS)

Places

Boobville - (LL)
Pedoph Isle aka Pedophile Island - Island where are all the pedophiles are sent to live. (Also a TV show/movie idea) (LL)
Lil' Lord Fauntleroy’s Academy for Albino Hemophiliacs - Drew's childhood school (LL)
Doesntexistizcan - Where presidential candidate Platitude's grandfather was from (ACS)
Boga Raton - The world's worst resort spot (Show?)
Meat Yard - Great name for a gay bar (ACS)
Mister Fister's - Adam's all-time top name for a gay bar (ACS)
Sub-Par - Worst name for a submarine sandwich shop (Show?)
Queen Mary - Great name for a tranny bar (ACS)
NuvaRing - A German racetrack. "The new Nissan GTR turned it in 7:21, faster than the Corvette." (Show?)
Louis Pasteur Middle School (ACS)
Helm’s Deep - World's first gay bar bakery (ACS)
Kal Penn - One of the best sounding names to get an engineering degree from (ACS)
Alaska State Motto - Love fishing but I hate your kids? Alaska! (PM)
Duke University - John Wayne's college (ACS)
Planned Possumhood - Planned Parenthood in Arkansas (ACS)
Fruit Stand - Great name for a gay bar (ACS)
Poo Poo City - Where Charles Fletcher Loomis' house is located (ACS)
Blood Bank - Great name for a check cashing place in the hood (ACS)
Bass Manor - Great name for a gay bar (ACS)
The Dead C - Sounds like the worst name for a lesbian bar ever (ACS)
Wood Bar - Good name for a gay bar (ACS)
Ghost Load - Ride at Calico Ghost Town (ADS)
Nasacort - Country club for Jewish folks where they play tennis at (ADS)
L.A. HOTT (1) - An 80's bar with an outdoor door seating area (ACS)
Fairy Wings - Good name for a bar on the west side (ACS)
Second Hand/First World - Store that sells rich whitey’s high end stuff (ACS)
The Lance Hunter - Perfect name for a gay bar (Dumb People Town)
Pervert Park - Theo Vaughn grew up there (ACS)
Big Sur - Great name for a big and tall shop (Show?)
Studio Centric - Sounds like a Utopia. Between Valley Village and Sherman Oaks (AOTH)
Asstard - Thor came from that planet (ACS)
Grand Entrance - Great name for a gay bar (AOTH)
Thermopolis - Where the Bun Boy is (ACS)
The Turkish Embassy - Gay bar (ACS)
Low Tide - Gay code for boner in the rear view mirror (ACS)
Corumption - On the way to Vegas, where Heidi Fleiss lives with her macaws (ACS)
C.C. Fichens - Sounds like a pretzel stand (Gina) (ACS)
Timpani Barn - where to get timpani to go, has three big Mexicans in the kitchen (ACS)
Heroin (2)(Pronounced Ehr-o-win by JCVD) The health food store in Venice (ACS)

Miscellaneous

Cleaning The Pink Turtle - Bryan's name for pleasuring oneself (ACS)
Analingus - A new type of breath mint (LL)
The Milk Of Arthritic Goats - A rabbi's curse: "May you suckle at the teet of the milk of arthritic goat!!!" (ACS)
Carbon Dating - A black dating website (ACS)
RU486 - Vanity plate for a guy who runs an abortion clinic (ADS)
Jet Green - Amsterdam's Airlines (ACS)
Stromer, Oldhafer and Carolla - World's worst law firm (AOTH)
Ira Carolla - Sounds like an affliction "Oh my Ira Carolla's acting up" (ACS)
Sawjay - Sounds French...gay word for sausage. "I was strokin' this dude’s sawjay" (ACS)
Smokeless Cigarette - Name for Dr. Drew's honker after his prostate surgery (ADS)
El Niño - Name of "Sinn" strip club DJ's cock (ACS)
Blue Man - Crazy hairdresser's macaw who doesn't judge (PM)
Lucia - An Italian moped (ACS)
American Jewish World Service - A van that's begging to be shot at (ACS)
E-aye? - Canadian version of EBay (ACS)
Sweatpants Lesbian - What Adam would be. An in-between lesbian. Not a lipstick lesbian, not a butch dyke (ACS)
SuckStrong - Bill Clinton's bracelet (ACS)
Gaybus - Gay and bogus (ACS)
Flappy Bird - The most offensive name for the vagina (ACS)
G8 (Summit) - The Pontiac that Oprah gave away on her show (ACS)
Oracle A The Delphi - Big new startup company (ADS)
Crewkakke - A type of sweater (ACS)
The Flying Dutchman - Great name for an Amsterdam airlines (ACS)
Cleaning My Chain - Euphemism for beating off (ACS)
Awesome Town - A gathering of three or more polar bears (ACS)
Avocado - The Greek word for nut sack (ACS)
Doucherette - A gum/patch that douchebags chew/use (ACS)
Urban Milling -Black guys standing around (AOTH)
Synesthesia - When you eat your own hair (ACS)
Tuck Rule - When a guy pretends he's a chick and stands in front of the mirror (ACS)
My #2 Pencil Is Out Of Lead - Another term for erectile dysfunction (ACS)
Float A Bond - When a politician farts (RD)
Vaginismus - black people's holiday, accompanied with a lot of ceremonial garb (ADS)
Vaseline and Gauze - Elizabeth Taylor's new scent (ACS)
Jewber - A drunk on a 10-speed (ACS)
Chickpea - What Gina does when we camp (ACS)
Oscar Squad (2) - Bad gay code (ACS)
Airbus - Worst name for an aircraft. Sounds like “air donkey” (AOTH)
Shailene Woodley - Sounds like the most fantastical verb/adverb combo. “I want to Shailene Woodley through a field of poppies with you” (Gina) (Twitter)
Asshole Rider (2) - Worst piece of exercise equipment Vinnie’s ever endorsed (ACS)
Diario La Prensa - Stealer of the jersey in Spanish (ACS)
The Sicilian Fly Swatter - Sounds like a WWF move (Gina) (ACS)
Jellyfish - Sounds like something your grandpa would buy for you at the mall (ACS)
Fruit Fly - More politically correct term for fag hag (Show?)
Jewgling - When a Jew "Googles" their symptoms (ACS)
Tavares - David Wild's boner medicine (ACS)
Jew -Over - A mulligan from a barmitzva. "Uh, I misread that...can I get a Jew-over?" (ACS)
Ossified - That's a Don King word, there (ACS)
Zero for Cecil - Worst charity ever (Bald Bryan) (ACS)
A++ - A bra that Gina will never see (ACS)
Joycelyn - A good name for Curly from the Three Stooges to say (ACS)
Phallisee - Latin for "to see the penis" (ADS)
Coffee Nap - Euphemism for pooping in your pants (ACS)
USS Monitor - Doesn't sound like a ship of war, sounds like a night nurse (ACS)
Dotard - A skirt a man wears (ACS)
Wilding- Something derogatory that takes place in public pools in certain counties (ACS)
Caveat - Latin for shitting on Adam's point (ADS)
Festiva - Sounds like a boner medicine (ACS)
Depeche Mode - French for “who dealt it?” (ADS)
Beefy Clutch – The purse Gina thought Lady Gaga took to the Emmy’s (ACS)
Sig Sauer - Something you would yell at Oktoberfest before downing a stiff stein of stout (ACS)
Jeans day – Sounds like the special day for your special need son Gene, to raise money (ACS)
Wilding - What takes place in public pools in certain counties (GS)
4F - Can’t/won’t be eligible for the draft (ACS)
Groupie - a kind of fish (ACS)
The African chick - Horrible name for a boat (ACS)

Food/Drinks

Deer Bits - A venison cereal. Made of frosted deer flakes (Show?)
Coco Chanel - Nestlé’s newest coffee flavor (ACS)
Honey Dicks - Best cereal name ever (ACS)
Dawson's Beard - A pudding flavor Ace saw at Whole Foods (ACS)
Mighty Mutts - Worst breakfast cereal ever (ADS)
Chillax - A cinnamon based drink from "Hector's" country (ACS)
Black Dick - An English desert (ACS)
Tardy Digression - Sounds like a finger food..."would you like another tardy digression?" "No, I'm saving room for the main meal" (IFYWABC)
Double Bird Strike - Mixed drink created by Ace and Teresa. Made with Grey Goose, Wild Turkey, a splash of Canadian Club, and a splash of Hudson River water (ACS)
GAYtorade - A sports drink for gay people, because they lose essential body fluids (ACS)
University of Illinois At Urbana Champaign - Sounds like a carbonated drink for black people (ACS)
Flinch Fuck - Part of a nutritious breakfast, and a healthy relationship (ADS)
Phantom Punch - Something Bill Cosby gave his lady friends (ACS)
Pansy Sauce - Goes good with some shrimp (ADS)
Tilted Pillar - Kick ass IPA (AOTH)
Shaver - A good name for a miniature pastrami sandwich (Cousin Sal Show)
GPA - Something they add to children's cereal (ACS)
Stellwell's - A new low fat snack cracker (ACS)
Conchata Ferrell - A great cheese/unwanted cat (ACS)
Poopwell's - One of the worst snacks Nabisco has ever put their name on (ACS)
Belldini – Latest Taco Bell offering (ACS)
Fuzzy Zoeller – Zima with a jigger of peach schnapps (ACS)
Millennial Malaise - A sweet honey dipping sauce (ADS)
Jelani Cobb - Sounds like an Indian dish (Gina) (ACS)
Air Doodle - The very worst Super Bowl snack on the planet (ACS)
Faygala - Jewish sports drink (ACS)
Stroke Cane - Sounds like some sugary treat, mixed with a reach around (ACS)
The Silence Breakers (2) - good name for a mint (ACS)
Lesbian Squirt - Sponsor of the Dinah Shore Classic (ACS)
Preemptive gay strike - Worst video game ever (ADS)

TV Shows/Movies

Cunt du' Jour - A great Bond villain name (ACS)
Coffee and Donuts - (Charlie Coffee III and Johnny Donetti) Johnny's a tough street wise cop whose jive talking and plays by his own rules and Charlie's super uptight (LL)
Pedoph Isle (aka) Pedophile Island - All pedophiles are sent to live on an isolated island, and a 747 full of Boy Scouts crash lands there and they have to fight to survive (Also a place) (ACS)
Anus and Eyeball - Buddy cop TV show duo (ACS)
Pussy Pioneer - John Candy's last movie (ACS)
Red Velvet - Made up movie character Clown played by Paul Giamatti. "Was secret service, and someone died on his watch. Now he's takin to clownin'." Wears a red velvet clown outfit. (ACS)
Destination Of The Semen - (Adam Ray) A movie Harrison Ford passed on twice (ACS)
Gay Eye - Movie where Adam plays Buddy McKlan, a racist homophobic mechanic who is blinded in a freak hot transmission fluid accident. He gets the donor eyes from a gay guy who perished on a moped accident in Antigua. Co-starring Larry the Cable Guy as his best friend. (Co-written by Bryan Cranston) (ACS)
Grinders - Sitcom where Jon Gruden moves in with Johnny Manziel (ACS)
Squishy Red River - Movie that started John Wayne (Show?)
Gusset And Cable - Perfect Cop buddy duo team (AOTH)
Just One Of The Gays - Stars Shia LaBeouf (ACS)
Hard Impact - Sounds like a Van Damme movie from the 90's (ACS)
Hammer Pants And Ice - Worst cop detective duo from the 80's (ACS)
Living With The Kilowatts - Adam's new animated series where they just leave toaster ovens on all day (ACS)
Keep Calm And Rape A Lot - Worst Monty Python film ever (ACS)
Medical Mishaps - New show Dave Coulier and Tawny Kitaen could host (ACS)
Roaming With Bison - Another great Bill Murray movie (ACS)
Gainesville Florida Financial Planner - Sounds like a Saturday Night Live skit (ACS)
Blame the Bee Gees - Adam's next documentary (ACS)
Adam Knees Your Dad In The Nuts - Adam's new game show (ACS)
Navigeddon - Terrorists take over all of the GPS systems of cars, and send them careening into the Grand Canyon (ACS)
Rings Of Honor - Terrorists take over Olympic training facility in Colorado Springs, and the athletes have to use their individual skills to escape. (Cameo by Randy Couture as the salty old coach) (ACS)
Endless Time/Ample Time For Backup - Adam's new Netflix series (ACS)
Tarred n' Feathered - Buddy flick starring a retarded guy and an Indian chief (Show?)
Mr. Will Doo And Can Doo - PSA Motivational cartoon bathroom characters Will Doo (Played by Will Arnette) and Can Doo is shaped like a toilet. Filmed in kitschy Clutch Cargo style animation (ADS)
Robot Lawyer - Great Phil Hartman bit (ACS)
Umpire News Network - Adam's channel with umpires reporting. Unbiased reporting (ACS)
Sofa Tard - New CW show coming soon (Matt) (AOTH)
Junior Fantasy Island - Show where kids of reckless parents are shipped off to live with Bill Cosby and Felicia Rashad (ADS)
2 And A Half Denali's - Hasn't been same since Sheen left (ACS)
So Kanye - Sitcom from the 90's (ACS)
Ridicuopothy - Sounds like a Mike Judge movie (ADS)
Master Buck - One of John Candy's most controversial movies (ACS)
LA HOTT (1) - An 80’s bar with an outdoor door seating area (ACS)
Mother Hitler - Coming to TNT. Starring Patrick Swayze's bother, Don (ACS)
Sink and Bounce - Movie about roller boogie from the 80's, starred Lil' Bow Wow (ACS)
The Debs - A made up CW network show where you just put all the hot chicks in Hollywood (ACS)
The Origin Story Of AIDS - Worst Marvel movie ever (Bryan)(ACS)
Everybody Hates Vinnie - Horrible sitcom (ACS)
Chick Clan - Good movie title (ACS)
Condo in Redondo - Best movie I ever did (ADS)
Red Lobsteria - New show Dr. Drew was talking about where African Americans form their own country (ACS)
Earthquake rehab - Reality show Dr. drew seismic expert and a civil engineer come together (Rainn Wilson) (ACS)
Rooster Jones - Great John Wayne movie. Super Fly meets True Grit (ACS)
Ernest Bigot goes to..... (ACS)
Nickels On The Job - First and only Jewish gum shoe on the job. ABC, Friday nights, 10:00 p.m. (ADS)
Solicitor General - Great Danny Kaye movie (RD)
Disjointed - Lorena Bobbitt biopic (ADS)
Habib and Company - Horrible children's show (MS)
Bobby's Room - Howie Mandel animated project from the 90's (ACS)
Page/Savage - Great cop duo show from the ‘80’s (Adam Ray) (ACS)
Paper Asshole - Great Tatum O’Neal film (ACS)
L.A. HOTT (2) - Failed Steven Bochco series pilot (ACS)
Pieces Of String Too Small To Use - Lena Dunham film from the late 90’s (ACS)
Oscar Squad - New Marvel Movie (Gina) (ACS)
Cortron/Melamine - Transformers (Gina) (ACS)
Anoscope - Worst way to see a movie (ADS)
Practical Rapist - New SNL character (Gina) (ACS)
Superfoot - Worst Marvel movie ever (Bryan) (ACS)
Celebrity Food Chain - Would be a great show (Jeff Cesario) (ACS)

Books/Coffee Table Books

Dade County Black Prom, 1985 (ACS)
Here Are The Pajamas We Picture You In (ACS)
Three Shitty Homes, One Washing Machine, Zero Dryers - Title of Adam's new book (Ray) (AOTH)
Chapstick And Batteries - Title of Adam's next bestselling book (ACS)
Who The Fuck Put Their Sombrero on My Keys? – Title of Adam’s next book (ACS)
Cunt With A Grunt - Adam's favorite Dr. Seuss book (PM)
You'll Never See A Cockroach Jog (PM)
Kemo Skinny Calves - Adam's new children's book (ADS)
You're Dyslexic And I'm Dumb - Adam and John Popper's collaborative next book (ACS)
I Get It If You’re GWAR - Adam's next book (ACS)
Bulk Magazine - Costco magazine that Jimmy Kimmell graced the cover of twice (ACS)
Do You Have To Take Your Top Off To Dye Your Pubes, Drew? (LL)
Glamping With Moriah - Adam's new book (ACS)
From The Mouths of Babes (Hot Chicks Not Babies) (ACS)
(The) Sweet Spot - Adam's next book (Bryan) (ACS)
I Thought Things Would Be Better When I Was Rich (ACS)
Radio Station Kitchen (ACS)
Post-it Notes In Radio Station Kitchens (ACS)
Comedy Club Green Rooms And The Sofas That Were Not Made For Them (ACS)
Jethro, the Mexican Jew - A great children's book (Gina) (ACS)
Professor and the Construction Worker -The worst children's book ever (ACS)
Willie and the Weed - Good name for a children's book (ACS)
What Black People Think White People Complain About (ACS)
Everyone Eventually Becomes The Man (ACS)

Native American Names

Chief Thunderbear (LL)
Dances With Cocks (ACS)
Dances With Lipstick (ACS)
Ol' Urethra Windows (ACS)
Oxnard - Indian name meaning the balls of a bull (ACS)

V/P Names

Absorbent Rag - Good name for T's V (ACS)
Hurt Locker - Another name for T's V (ACS)
Judge's Mansion - Another name for T's G
Cmarket.com - Another name for T's V (ACS)
City of Industry - Another name for T's V (ACS)
Dutch Mook - Another name for T's V (ACS)s V
No Safe Spaces - Great name for T's V (ACS)
Hobo Stove - Another name for A's V (ACS)
Sausage Grinder - Another name for A's V (ACS)
Dixville Notch - Another name for G's V (ACS)
Snake River Canyon - Another name for G's V (ACS)
Dakota Access Pipeline - Another name for G's V (ACS)
The Holidome - Another name for G’s V (ACS)
Discovery Bay - Great name for G's V (ACS)
B.O. Box - Great name for G's V (ACS)
Sea bag - Good name for G's V (ACS)
El Portal - Great name for G's V (ACS)
Harry Belafonte - Adam's name for his junk, if he were a woman (Show?)
Top Gear - Another name for Adam’s junk (ACS)
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2018.02.15 07:12 Texas1971 Carollaisms

Carollaisms

Band Names/Rap Stars

Mitt Romney and the One Percenters (ACS)
ManAyz - Rap star (LL)
D'Bagz - Rap star (LL)
Maxi Pad - An all-girl band that knows how to rock (LL)
Dick Tingle - One of the best blues men in the business (Show?)
Lynette and the Lackeys (ACS)
Straw Hat and the Bowties - Jerry Springer's dixieland band who plays at the Knott's Berry Farm Good Time Theater (ACS)
Gut Fluffer (ACS)
Johnny Beaumont and The Legionnaires - All wear matching powder blue tuxedoes (ACS)
Automatic Vaginismus – Great band name (LL)
Dissuade/D’ Suede - Rappeproducer of Kanye/one of Kim's ex beaus (ACS)
Starchy Deuce - Band that should be produced by D' Suede (ACS)
Narthex - (ACS)
Epileptic Declawed Hamster - That is a helluva punk band right there (ACS)
Loretta Lynch - Country singer who sang "Stand By Your Man" (ACS)
The Areolas - Covered an Eagles song in the ‘90s (ACS)
Fleece and Flannel - One of the best lesbian acoustic duos you will ever see (ACS)
3 Chainz - Rap star (ACS)
Blues Squatter - Adam's dad’s band name (ACS)
Tampon Kayak - One of Seattle's greatest, but least heard of indie bands (ACS)
Jizz Grenade (LL)
Dryer Fire - Hot indie band name (ACS)
Iranian Revolutionary Guard - Prince's backup band (ACS)
Rape Kit - Name of Adam's band from high school (ACS)
Nog Bong - A band Adam was in in high school (ACS)
Bum Blazer – Adam’s band in high school (ACS)
White Trash Kimchi - Another good band name (Bald Bryan) (ACS)
White Noise - Adam's rap name (ADS)
Promethazine - Lil Wayne's sister (ADS)
Light Rail - Great Rap name (ADS)
Danny In The Joint - Good indie band name (ACS)
Anal Cleft - One of the worst reggae singers to leave Jamaica (ACS)
Anal Cleft and the Taints - Great reggae group (ACS)
MEL-ROL - One of The Spice Girls (AOTH)
D'bris - Great Rap name (ACS)
Cisgender - A militant female rapper....for the ladies (ACS)
Krav Maga (1) - Country singing Jew (ACS)
Lynette and Paulette - Sounds like a singing duo from the 60's (RD)
Nuts In The Sink - Name of Ray’s new band (Ray) (AOTH)
SubDude - Pete Holmes' rap name (ACS)
Ray And The Enemas - Blues singer and his backup band (ADS)
Yakov Crutchfield - He has a show in Branson (ADS)
Mac 18 - Adam’s favorite rapper (RD)
Tremble Lean – Adam’s rap name (ACBSL)
Sticker Back – Worst band out of Canada ever (ACS)
Pennywise and Pound Foolish - A band from the ‘90's (RD)
Strawberry Shortcake's Neti Pot - Great band name (Twitter)
Puffy Elon Musk - Worst rapper ever (ACS)
Pantera Club at Laguna Seca (Twitter)
Savage Body Attack - New wave romantic band Ace was in when he was 19 (FBL)
Jumping Jazzy Jews - Jeff Goldblum's jazz band (ACS)
Snore Cherry - Great band name (ACS)
Pat Benatard - Pat Benatar cover band (ACS)
Rancid Nuts - Good band name (ACS)
Gary And The Knotholes - Good band name (AOTH)
Tampon Canoe - Good indie band (ACS)
One Erection - A good boy band (ACS)
Flushin' Dew - A good country duo (ACS)
Armo Jeweler - Great band name (RD)
Radon - (Lynette thinks) there a Whitesnake cover-band (ACS)
The Taste Of Ace - Great band name (ACS)
King Grape and the Raisinettes (GS)
Concord Grape and the Raisinettes (GS)
Gary Taco - Love that band (ACS)
The Silence Breakers (2) - Good punk band (Gina) (ACS)
Daddy’s Got A Dually – Good country song (ACS)
Dip Curtain - Good indie band (ACS)

Song Titles

Meatless Mondays - Horrible Bangles song (Show?)
Measles and Commuter Trains - Worst Christmas song ever (ACS)
White Guys Be Ownin' Everything - Adam's next hit (ACS)
Blood On The Grout - John Cougar Mellencamp song (ACS)
No Blood In The Peckeroo - Good John Cougar song (ACS)
Mellen's Gold - A three disc box set of nothing but John Cougar Mellencamp hits (ACS)
Freaks, Retards and Jews - Not a Cher song (ACS)
Pedophile Cops - Good Cheap Trick song (ACS)
Pig Anus Soup - Favorite Rolling Stones album (Bryan) (ACS)
That Dog Don’t Mess With Olga and Natalia Don’t Spit No Mo’ - Sounds like a Mississippi Delta blues song (Bryan) (ACS)
Goggles Are For Pussies - Trace Adkins' number one hit (ACAFBSL)
Whistle While You Masturbate - The lost Disney song aka "Whistle While You Jerk" (ACS)
12 Pack & Dick's Hard - Name of Adam's new album (Gina) (ACS)
Blood and Soil - A good Smithereens song (ACS)
Pina Colada in Amsterdam - Worst Jimmy Buffet song ever (ACS)
Tough Times In The City - Great Nick Gilder song (ACS)
I've Got A Hamster In My Scrotum And He's Looking For His Keys - That's a good country song (ACS)
Gay Hitler -Great Elvis Costello song (ACS)
Tard On The Tool Shed - Good Mellenamp song (AOTH)
Condo in Redondo - Sublime song (ADS)
Animoji - Band that sung "Obsession" (ACS)
People Who Have Lost People - Worst Barbara Streisand song ever (ACS)
Tilted Heart - Great Tammy Wynette song (ADS)
Yoga wood - Great Beatles song (ACS)
Anal cleft - Song from the Sound of Music (ACS)

Football Players/Athletes/Teams:

Legs Akimbo - Wide Receiver (ACS)
Feral Katz - Nose Tackle (ACS)
L' Brarian Booker - Wide Receiver (ACS)
Oscar Buzz - Linebacker (ACS)
DeVigorous Lover - Wide Receiver (ACS)
Nadir Zenith - Placekicker (ACS)
DeGluten Free - Offensive Lineman (ACS)
Tangy Mango - Fullback (ACS)
N'Farious Plan - (position?) (ACS)
Modular Holmes - (position?) (ACS)
Fortuitous Bounce - Safety (ACS)
Operatin' Thetan - (ACS) Quarterback for the Washington Redskins (ACS)
Minority Banks - HOF OLB who died tragically in a car wreck shortly after his HOF induction, a natural athlete, he played option QB in college along with being a stand out member of the track team, and in high school he was captain of the basketball team. Survived by his twin brother Majority Banks, who also played in the league, and daughter Recuser Banks who many believe was the best athlete in the family (ACS)
Coach Platitude - "Take a knee son...helmet's not a chair" (ACS)
Glendora Bevmo - Mother of DeVigorous Lover and L' Brarian Booker (different fathers, of course) (ACS)
Marshall Law - (Allison) (ACS)
Orlando Ceeworld - (position?) (ACS)
Du Vatine - (position?) (Show?)
Raja Slate - Super fast wide-out out of Marshall via LSU (AOTH)
Moe Greene - Great corner for the Washington Redskins in the 80’s (ACS)
Bronx Defenders - Sounds like a AAA hockey team (RD)
Medical Error - Slipped in the draft due to a video being released just prior (ACS)
Homeo Stasis (position?) (ACS)
Capybara - The greatest name for a major league skipper (ACS)
Ejaxico Johnson (position?) (ACS)
Radiant Barrier vs. Attic Fan - The worst WWE matchup ever to grace the stage (AOTH)
Bamboo Brick - one of the greatest mixed martial artists on the planet (AOTH)
Dexter Methorphan - He did not participate in the combines, but his coaches say he can run a 4.3 (Twitter)
Bob Jacuzzi - Great point guard for the Celtics aka "THE COOZE" (ACS)
Shame Negation - Picked to leave Clemson early and go very early in the draft this year. (ADS)
Entertainment Crackers - Another name for the Washington Generals ACS
Hardibacker - Good name for an inside backer (ACS)
Osmosis - Black dude. Forward for the Knicks who might or might not have been traded (ADS)

Porn Star Names/Terms/Gay Code:

Spoodini - (LL)
Rocky Stucco - (AOTH)
No Can Doo - Backdoor anal queen of China (ACS)
Kristallnacht - Worst porn star name in the business (ACS)
Madison Avenue (I am Rappaport Podcast)
Hero Du Jour (I am Rappaport Podcast)
Kindle Fire (ACS)
Jackson Hole - Gay porn actor (ACS)
Col. Duke Lacrosse - Adam's porn name (LL)
Duke Circumference - Adam's gay porn name (ACS)
Rich Data - Gay porn actor (Show?)
Tom Foolery - Gay porn actor (Show?)
Honey Dijon - Great porn star name (Show?)
Aids Machete - One of Adam's gay porn names. "Very short stint, I only did 2 weeks with that name, so it was like 41 movies." (ACS)
Bryce Canyon - Great gay porn name (ACS)
The Italian Coastguard - A gay move. "Let me just start with basic anal, then I'll slide into the Italian Coast Guard." (ACS)
Tetanus Gym - Good gay porn name "Who you working with?" "Tetanus Gym." "Oh boy, make sure you're on top" (ACS)
Shared A Back Fence - gay slang (ACS)
Mea Culpa - Adam's porn name (ACS)
Hand Twins - Gay code (ACS)
Backscatter - Porn technology (PM)
Cajun Tree Climber - Gay code (AOTH)
Snow Blower- Gay code (AOTH)
Stump Grinder - Gay code (AOTH)
Tumbler And Coaster - Adam's gay slang replacement for "top and bottom" (PM)
Go For A Bike Ride - Gay code (ACS)
Artie Fartie - Adam's porn name from the 80's (ACS)
Road Island Ray - Ray's porn name (AOTH)
38KKK -A type of porn that comes out of Kentucky (ACS)
Tech Screw - A dirty website for geeks (ACS)
Bearvalanche - Worst gay move ever (ACS)
Wacked Off Pieces Of Cactus - Gay code for gay rough trade (ACS)
Brad Nail - Good gay porn name (ADS)
Lightning Rod - Good gay porn name for Milo Yiannopplous (ADS)
Milk Barn - Another name for Adam's bathroom sink (ACS)
Meat Thievery - That's just good gay code (ACS)
Hairy Shin - Adam's gay porn name (ACS)
Asian Persuasion - Sounds like a good name for a porn series Asian persuasion 16 (ACS)
Cock Holster - Good movie series, cock holster 14 (ACS)
Celebrity Du Jour - Great porn name (ACS)
Europol - Another great porn name (ACS)
Roy Wood - Adam's gay porn name (ACS)
Tank slapper - Gay slang (Gina) (ACS)
Porch Pirate - Gay term (ACS)
Mad Chuck - The world's worst name for a gay porn star (AOTH)
Sweat lodge - Gay code (ACS)
The L.A. Underground - Sounds like a gay bar (M&J)
Skin and grin - Gay slang (ACS)
Rear Admiral - The name of one of the best bars on west side (ACS)
Loaded for bear - Now a gay term (GS)
Fruit Of The Year - A porn Dave (Dameshek) starred in (ACS)
The Lebanese Comedian - Ace's favorite sex position (ACS)
Cockout - When a gay guy doesn't try very hard (ACS)
Margana Wood - Porn name (ACS)
Hugh Bris - Porn star (RD)
Matte Clear - Fondalier’s gay porn name (AOTH)
Palatial Estates – A good 80’s fake tittie porn name (AOTH)
Cokie Roberts - Great porn name (ACS)
Armenian Christmas - An unspeakable sexual act in prison. "Johnny ratted out the white supremacists to the warden, so they gave him an Armenian Christmas" (Show?)
Ride The Pine - Gay slang (ADS)
Meet Gaze - Gay slang (ACS)
Asshole Rider - Gay slang (ACS)
Cash Widedick - Ace's porn name if you can call an apple a honey crisp. (ACS)
Shanda Lear - Great stripper name (Gina) (ACS)
Fiery Cherry - Good porn name (ACS)
Jerk the wheel - Code for masturbation (ACS)
Giddyup Titties - Gina’s porn name (Gina) (ACS)
French astronaut - Great gay slang (ACS)

Miscellaneous People

Trajectory Hagar - High school kid "heading down the wrong path" in life (ACS)
Slick Mouth - Adam's prison name (ACS)
Rich Carless - Cool homeless guy name (ACS)
Keyless Chuck - Best homeless guy name (ACS)
Nasal Ranger - Worst superhero name ever (Gina) (ACS)
Krav Maga (2) - Good name for a sheriff (ADS)
Hubcap Annie - Horror that hangs out with Keyless Chuck (ACS)
Becky Honkington (Allison) (ACS)
Monica Chugscock - (Pronounced "Shuggscawk") (ADS)
Tyvek DuPont - Best rich guy’s name (AOTH)
Mattress - A Model/actress (ACS)
Hofmeister Kink - Nazi war criminal who's been in hiding in Brazil for the past 61 years. aka Jake Johnson (ACS)
Serpiginous - The world's wimpiest swordsman. Sir Piginous of Wussville (LL)
Chick Fil a - Great play-by-play guy for the Warriors from the 70’s (Show?)
Peri Menopausal - Best P.I. working the Chicago beat (LL)
Whiskey Dick - The neighborhood pedophile in the clown outfit (ACS)
Surge - Guy that drives for ÜBER (ACS)
Babbling Brook - Great name for a female cattle auctioneer (PM)
Terra Firma - Name of the "woman of color" that heckled Adam at a Ventura live show and was removed by force (The Ranker Podcast)
Octomom - Great Batman villain (Bryan) (ACS)
Larry The Cabinet Guy - Failed Israeli comic…"Don't get 'er done!" (ACS)
Rod Blagojevich - Joe Francis' slimy brother who sells above ground pools out of a primered van (ACS)
Cockchug Man - The gay superhero in The Village People that wears just all leather (ACS)
MEL-ROL- She's one of The Spice Girls (AOTH)
Hand Farts - A new comedian Adam had never heard of (ACS)
Juan Jeremy - The greatest international film star ever (ACS)
Bitchathane Jackson - Good name for a "sista" (ACS)
Tobar - Perfect caveman name (ACS)
Vroman - A fast moving Roman (ACS)
Korn Syrup and Fructose - Women of color who work at the strip club with Jade (stage 4) (ACS)
Fred Meyer - Lucy's neighbor (ACS)
Kimchi - The Asian flutist (ACS)
Pacoima - The mechanic from Taxi (ACS)
Dick Salt - NATO Alliance General (ACS)
Dick Salt (2) - Manger of the Mariners in the early 70’s (Bryan) (ACS)
Caramel And Fudge - Two more African-American prostitutes that lived in the apartment above Adam’s (ACS)
Peaches - The whore that lived upstairs (ACS)
F. Me Bailey - Greatest lawyer of all time (RD)
Agua Caliente - Loves that guy. He does a great John Madden (ACS)
Senior Penis - One the most dangerous drug lords to ever work (ADS)
Shill Du'Jour - Good Bond secretary name (RD)
Brexit Romero - Sounds like an International assassin (ACS)
Lugansk - That gay diver who hit his head and gave the whole Canadian team AIDS (ACS)
Leak O'rama - A Dutch action star, starred in “Sudden Death” (AOTH)
Vaginismus - Great black guy name (ADS)
Normcore - Guy that owns Westwood one (ACS)
LaTolstoy - Great black guy name (ACS)
Shapiro – Artist who is really good at anime. Died in the 60’s but was a real trendsetter (ACS)
Chuck Spears – Good name for a racist. “Hey you workin’ with Chuck Spears over at the Klan?” (ACS)
Norethindrone - DAG’s Sister (CLL)
La Tuskegee - Black airline pilot (ACS)
C-clamps – Nickname for Adam’s step-mom. “Ol’ C-clamps locked me out of the house again.” (ACS)
Harry Nilsson - (Gary thinks) he does the voices on The Simpsons (ADS)
Nutella - Great name for a crazy black woman (ACS)
Sia - The perfect person to break up with. Would be perfect if she was dating Jack (hit the road Jack) (ACS)
The Ball Catcher - What Adam used to call Ray's ass in junior high (ACFBSL)
MOAB - Matt's new nickname (Mother of All Buttholes) (AONTH)
Trip Reeb - Great name for a white guy (ACS)
Merle Horn - One of the greatest best ropers to ever come down the Pecos (ACS)
The Boring Machine - Lynette's name for Adam (ACS)
Avocado Hand - The nickname of Eric Clapton's brother (Chet) who works at a Mexican place and is charge of the guacamole (ACS)
Bagel Hand - Clapton's Jewish cousin (ACS)
Fa-Sheeya (fascia) - A heavy set woman of color that works at the DMV (ACAFBSL)
Ghrelin - New AM/PM mascot (ACS)
Krav Maga (3) - An Israeli Captain from 1946 (ACS)
Cuban Boa - Sounds like a dark skinned trannie (ACS)
Gabardine - She's a very chatty woman of color middle-aged and she'll talk your ear off. (ACS)
Guy Dudebro - Greatest name ever (AOTH)
Otto Warmbier- Simultaneously the greatest and worst beer master brewer name ever (ACS)
Leif Geragos - Greatest rocking attorney ever Viking rocker attorney (ACS)
Ernest J. Bigot - "I'm just asking....I'm just wanna know...." (ACS)
Panzanella - Cobra's full name (ACS)
Sheet Metal Nibbler - Great name for Matt the porcelain punisher (AOTH)
Big Grenadine - Sounds like a large black neighbor (ACS)
Silent gym - Next to Keyless Chuck, best homeless guy name ever (ACS)
Nuchilla - Sounds like a black vampire (Theo Von) (ACS)
D' poleon - Black Napoleon (ACS)
Luke Rockhold - Sounds like a character on The Flintstones (GS)
Sissy squat - She was hot (AOTH)
Beulah - The town horror (RD)
Ronan Farrow - One of the best wheel men in Europe (ACS)
Duke Bagg - Comedian Ian Bagg's brother (ACS)
Root ball grinder - A horrible term for a bitchy wife (Ruth Ballgrinder and Harriet Mulcher) (Tim Allen) (ACS)
Paul Funyun - Just a big dude who likes to have fun. Has a pink ox as a sidekick (ACS)
Page/Savage - A great lawyer team (Adam Ray) (ACS)
Ivar the Boneless - Ace’s dad’s nickname in high school. aka Jim the spineless (ACS)
Bash Worthy - Comic strip's character name/title (ACS)
Uncle Tom-bién - Mexican Uncle Tom (ACS)
Alist Poon - An Indian exchange student who has cerebral palsy (ACS)
Indignant Asswipes - Good name for an improv troupe (Gina) (ACS)
Flora in Fauna - two black chicks that work for him (ADS)

Morning Zoos/DJ's/Radio Stations

Gum and Condoms - (Show?)
Dusty Labia - Adam's handle when he used to do AM Mornings. (ACS)
Asscrack and Backsack in the morning with Sludge (LL)
Crockpots and Headphones (ACS)
Booger and Floor Wax (ACS)
Almonds and Water (ACS)
Cold Butter And Calves (ADS)
Schluter And The Drain - Schluter has a thick Austrian accent , while "The Drain" has a super low voice (AOTH)
Ace Rockolla - Just Google "Ace Rockolla Lightning round...." (LL)
Fungus and Mold (Show?)
Stupid and Petty (Show?)
Eunice and Edgar - Bubba the Love Sponge's parents (ACS)
Flip Flops and Fanny Packs (ACS)
Hairy Shin - Does a KCRE show in the weekends (ACS)
Deep Bra Grooves - Should be a Sirius XM station Channel 248, C+ and above! (ACS)
Andy and Opie - Great Radio Show (ACS)
QuietRock - Sounds like an easy listening rock station (AOTH)
Quiet Crush - A good easy listening radio station (ACS)
The Tool Box - SiriusXM took tune station aka KTOL (ACS)
Ray's Enema Antics - New podcast on Carolla Digital (Bryan)(ACS)
Doug Gets Blown While He Eats Pudding - Doug Benson's next podcast (ACS)
Cat Packer - Used to do mornings with her brother, Fudge (ACS)

Places

Boobville - (LL)
Pedoph Isle aka Pedophile Island - Island where are all the pedophiles are sent to live. (Also a TV show/movie idea) (LL)
Lil' Lord Fauntleroy’s Academy for Albino Hemophiliacs - Drew's childhood school (LL)
Doesntexistizcan - Where presidential candidate Platitude's grandfather was from (ACS)
Boga Raton - The world's worst resort spot (Show?)
Meat Yard - Great name for a gay bar (ACS)
Mister Fister's - Adam's all-time top name for a gay bar (ACS)
Sub-Par - Worst name for a submarine sandwich shop (Show?)
Queen Mary - Great name for a tranny bar (ACS)
NuvaRing - A German racetrack. "The new Nissan GTR turned it in 7:21, faster than the Corvette." (Show?)
Louis Pasteur Middle School (ACS)
Helm’s Deep - World's first gay bar bakery (ACS)
Kal Penn - One of the best sounding names to get an engineering degree from (ACS)
Alaska State Motto - Love fishing but I hate your kids? Alaska! (PM)
Duke University - John Wayne's college (ACS)
Planned Possumhood - Planned Parenthood in Arkansas (ACS)
Fruit Stand - Great name for a gay bar (ACS)
Poo Poo City - Where Charles Fletcher Loomis' house is located (ACS)
Blood Bank - Great name for a check cashing place in the hood (ACS)
Bass Manor - Great name for a gay bar (ACS)
The Dead C - Sounds like the worst name for a lesbian bar ever (ACS)
Wood Bar - Good name for a gay bar (ACS)
Ghost Load - Ride at Calico Ghost Town (ADS)
Nasacort - Country club for Jewish folks where they play tennis at (ADS)
L.A. HOTT (1) - An 80's bar with an outdoor door seating area (ACS)
Fairy Wings - Good name for a bar on the west side (ACS)
Second Hand/First World - Store that sells rich whitey’s high end stuff (ACS)
The Lance Hunter - Perfect name for a gay bar (Dumb People Town)
Pervert Park - Theo Vaughn grew up there (ACS)
Big Sur - Great name for a big and tall shop (Show?)
Studio Centric - Sounds like a Utopia. Between Valley Village and Sherman Oaks (AOTH)
Asstard - Thor came from that planet (ACS)
Grand Entrance - Great name for a gay bar (AOTH)
Thermopolis - Where the Bun Boy is (ACS)
The Turkish Embassy - Gay bar (ACS)
Low Tide - Gay code for boner in the rear view mirror (ACS)
Corumption - On the way to Vegas, where Heidi Fleiss lives with her macaws (ACS)
C.C. Fichens - Sounds like a pretzel stand (Gina) (ACS)
Timpani Barn - where to get timpani to go, has three big Mexicans in the kitchen (ACS)

Miscellaneous

Cleaning The Pink Turtle - Bryan's name for pleasuring oneself (ACS)
Analingus - A new type of breath mint (LL)
The Milk Of Arthritic Goats - A rabbi's curse: "May you suckle at the teet of the milk of arthritic goat!!!" (ACS)
Carbon Dating - A black dating website (ACS)
RU486 - Vanity plate for a guy who runs an abortion clinic (ADS)
Jet Green - Amsterdam's Airlines (ACS)
Stromer, Oldhafer and Carolla - World's worst law firm (AOTH)
Ira Carolla - Sounds like an affliction "Oh my Ira Carolla's acting up" (ACS)
Sawjay - Sounds French...gay word for sausage. "I was strokin' this dude’s sawjay" (ACS)
Smokeless Cigarette - Name for Dr. Drew's honker after his prostate surgery (ADS)
El Niño - Name of "Sinn" strip club DJ's cock (ACS)
Blue Man - Crazy hairdresser's macaw who doesn't judge (PM)
Lucia - An Italian moped (ACS)
American Jewish World Service - A van that's begging to be shot at (ACS)
E-aye? - Canadian version of EBay (ACS)
Sweatpants Lesbian - What Adam would be. An in-between lesbian. Not a lipstick lesbian, not a butch dyke (ACS)
SuckStrong - Bill Clinton's bracelet (ACS)
Gaybus - Gay and bogus (ACS)
Flappy Bird - The most offensive name for the vagina (ACS)
G8 (Summit) - The Pontiac that Oprah gave away on her show (ACS)
Oracle A The Delphi - Big new startup company (ADS)
Crewkakke - A type of sweater (ACS)
The Flying Dutchman - Great name for an Amsterdam airlines (ACS)
Cleaning My Chain - Euphemism for beating off (ACS)
Awesome Town - A gathering of three or more polar bears (ACS)
Avocado - The Greek word for nut sack (ACS)
Doucherette - A gum/patch that douchebags chew/use (ACS)
Urban Milling -Black guys standing around (AOTH)
Synesthesia - When you eat your own hair (ACS)
Tuck Rule - When a guy pretends he's a chick and stands in front of the mirror (ACS)
My #2 Pencil Is Out Of Lead - Another term for erectile dysfunction (ACS)
Float A Bond - When a politician farts (RD)
Vaginismus - black people's holiday, accompanied with a lot of ceremonial garb (ADS)
Vaseline and Gauze - Elizabeth Taylor's new scent (ACS)
Jewber - A drunk on a 10-speed (ACS)
Chickpea - What Gina does when we camp (ACS)
Oscar Squad (2) - Bad gay code (ACS)
Airbus - Worst name for an aircraft. Sounds like “air donkey” (AOTH)
Shailene Woodley - Sounds like the most fantastical verb/adverb combo. “I want to Shailene Woodley through a field of poppies with you” (Gina) (Twitter)
Asshole Rider (2) - Worst piece of exercise equipment Vinnie’s ever endorsed (ACS)
Diario La Prensa - Stealer of the jersey in Spanish (ACS)
The Sicilian Fly Swatter - Sounds like a WWF move (Gina) (ACS)
Jellyfish - Sounds like something your grandpa would buy for you at the mall (ACS)
Fruit Fly - More politically correct term for fag hag (Show?)
Jewgling - When a Jew "Googles" their symptoms (ACS)
Tavares - David Wild's boner medicine (ACS)
Jew -Over - A mulligan from a barmitzva. "Uh, I misread that...can I get a Jew-over?" (ACS)
Ossified - That's a Don King word, there (ACS)
Zero for Cecil - Worst charity ever (Bald Bryan) (ACS)
A++ - A bra that Gina will never see (ACS)
Joycelyn - A good name for Curly from the Three Stooges to say (ACS)
Phallisee - Latin for "to see the penis" (ADS)
Coffee Nap - Euphemism for pooping in your pants (ACS)
USS Monitor - Doesn't sound like a ship of war, sounds like a night nurse (ACS)
Dotard - A skirt a man wears (ACS)
Wilding- Something derogatory that takes place in public pools in certain counties (ACS)
Caveat - Latin for shitting on Adam's point (ADS)
Festiva - Sounds like a boner medicine (ACS)
Depeche Mode - French for “who dealt it?” (ADS)
Beefy Clutch – The purse Gina thought Lady Gaga took to the Emmy’s (ACS)
Sig Sauer - Something you would yell at Oktoberfest before downing a stiff stein of stout (ACS)
Jeans day – Sounds like the special day for your special need son Gene, to raise money (ACS)
Wilding - What takes place in public pools in certain counties (GS)

Food/Drinks

Deer Bits - A venison cereal. Made of frosted deer flakes (Show?)
Coco Chanel - Nestlé’s newest coffee flavor (ACS)
Honey Dicks - Best cereal name ever (ACS)
Dawson's Beard - A pudding flavor Ace saw at Whole Foods (ACS)
Mighty Mutts - Worst breakfast cereal ever (ADS)
Chillax - A cinnamon based drink from "Hector's" country (ACS)
Black Dick - An English desert (ACS)
Tardy Digression - Sounds like a finger food..."would you like another tardy digression?" "No, I'm saving room for the main meal" (IFYWABC)
Double Bird Strike - Mixed drink created by Ace and Teresa. Made with Grey Goose, Wild Turkey, a splash of Canadian Club, and a splash of Hudson River water (ACS)
GAYtorade - A sports drink for gay people, because they lose essential body fluids (ACS)
University of Illinois At Urbana Champaign - Sounds like a carbonated drink for black people (ACS)
Flinch Fuck - Part of a nutritious breakfast, and a healthy relationship (ADS)
Phantom Punch - Something Bill Cosby gave his lady friends (ACS)
Pansy Sauce - Goes good with some shrimp (ADS)
Tilted Pillar - Kick ass IPA (AOTH)
Shaver - A good name for a miniature pastrami sandwich (Cousin Sal Show)
GPA - Something they add to children's cereal (ACS)
Stellwell's - A new low fat snack cracker (ACS)
Conchata Ferrell - A great cheese/unwanted cat (ACS)
Poopwell's - One of the worst snacks Nabisco has ever put their name on (ACS)
Belldini – Latest Taco Bell offering (ACS)
Fuzzy Zoeller – Zima with a jigger of peach schnapps (ACS)
Millennial Malaise - A sweet honey dipping sauce (ADS)
Jelani Cobb - Sounds like an Indian dish (Gina) (ACS)
Air Doodle - The very worst Super Bowl snack on the planet (ACS)
Faygala - Jewish sports drink (ACS)
Stroke Cane - Sounds like some sugary treat, mixed with a reach around (ACS)
The Silence Breakers (2) - good name for a mint (ACS)
Lesbian Squirt - Sponsor of the Dinah Shore Classic (ACS)
Preemptive gay strike - Worst video game ever (ADS)

TV Shows/Movies

Cunt du' Jour - A great Bond villain name (ACS)
Coffee and Donuts - (Charlie Coffee III and Johnny Donetti) Johnny's a tough street wise cop whose jive talking and plays by his own rules and Charlie's super uptight (LL)
Pedoph Isle (aka) Pedophile Island - All pedophiles are sent to live on an isolated island, and a 747 full of Boy Scouts crash lands there and they have to fight to survive (Also a place) (ACS)
Anus and Eyeball - Buddy cop TV show duo (ACS)
Pussy Pioneer - John Candy's last movie (ACS)
Red Velvet - Made up movie character Clown played by Paul Giamatti. "Was secret service, and someone died on his watch. Now he's takin to clownin'." Wears a red velvet clown outfit. (ACS)
Destination Of The Semen - (Adam Ray) A movie Harrison Ford passed on twice (ACS)
Gay Eye - Movie where Adam plays Buddy McKlan, a racist homophobic mechanic who is blinded in a freak hot transmission fluid accident. He gets the donor eyes from a gay guy who perished on a moped accident in Antigua. Co-starring Larry the Cable Guy as his best friend. (Co-written by Bryan Cranston) (ACS)
Grinders - Sitcom where Jon Gruden moves in with Johnny Manziel (ACS)
Squishy Red River - Movie that started John Wayne (Show?)
Gusset And Cable - Perfect Cop buddy duo team (AOTH)
Just One Of The Gays - Stars Shia LaBeouf (ACS)
Hard Impact - Sounds like a Van Damme movie from the 90's (ACS)
Hammer Pants And Ice - Worst cop detective duo from the 80's (ACS)
Living With The Kilowatts - Adam's new animated series where they just leave toaster ovens on all day (ACS)
Keep Calm And Rape A Lot - Worst Monty Python film ever (ACS)
Medical Mishaps - New show Dave Coulier and Tawny Kitaen could host (ACS)
Roaming With Bison - Another great Bill Murray movie (ACS)
Gainesville Florida Financial Planner - Sounds like a Saturday Night Live skit (ACS)
Blame the Bee Gees - Adam's next documentary (ACS)
Adam Knees Your Dad In The Nuts - Adam's new game show (ACS)
Navigeddon - Terrorists take over all of the GPS systems of cars, and send them careening into the Grand Canyon (ACS)
Rings Of Honor - Terrorists take over Olympic training facility in Colorado Springs, and the athletes have to use their individual skills to escape. (Cameo by Randy Couture as the salty old coach) (ACS)
Endless Time/Ample Time For Backup - Adam's new Netflix series (ACS)
Tarred n' Feathered - Buddy flick starring a retarded guy and an Indian chief (Show?)
Mr. Will Doo And Can Doo - PSA Motivational cartoon bathroom characters Will Doo (Played by Will Arnette) and Can Doo is shaped like a toilet. Filmed in kitschy Clutch Cargo style animation (ADS)
Robot Lawyer - Great Phil Hartman bit (ACS)
Umpire News Network - Adam's channel with umpires reporting. Unbiased reporting (ACS)
Sofa Tard - New CW show coming soon (Matt) (AOTH)
Junior Fantasy Island - Show where kids of reckless parents are shipped off to live with Bill Cosby and Felicia Rashad (ADS)
2 And A Half Denali's - Hasn't been same since Sheen left (ACS)
So Kanye - Sitcom from the 90's (ACS)
Ridicuopothy - Sounds like a Mike Judge movie (ADS)
Master Buck - One of John Candy's most controversial movies (ACS)
LA HOTT (1) - An 80’s bar with an outdoor door seating area (ACS)
Mother Hitler - Coming to TNT. Starring Patrick Swayze's bother, Don (ACS)
Sink and Bounce - Movie about roller boogie from the 80's, starred Lil' Bow Wow (ACS)
The Debs - A made up CW network show where you just put all the hot chicks in Hollywood (ACS)
The Origin Story Of AIDS - Worst Marvel movie ever (Bryan)(ACS)
Everybody Hates Vinnie - Horrible sitcom (ACS)
Chick Clan - Good movie title (ACS)
Condo in Redondo - Best movie I ever did (ADS)
Red Lobsteria - New show Dr. Drew was talking about where African Americans form their own country (ACS)
Earthquake rehab - Reality show Dr. drew seismic expert and a civil engineer come together (Rainn Wilson) (ACS)
Rooster Jones - Great John Wayne movie. Super Fly meets True Grit (ACS)
Ernest Bigot goes to..... (ACS)
Nickels On The Job - First and only Jewish gum shoe on the job. ABC, Friday nights, 10:00 p.m. (ADS)
Solicitor General - Great Danny Kaye movie (RD)
Disjointed - Lorena Bobbitt biopic (ADS)
Habib and Company - Horrible children's show (MS)
Bobby's Room - Howie Mandel animated project from the 90's (ACS)
Page/Savage - Great cop duo show from the ‘80’s (Adam Ray) (ACS)
Paper Asshole - Great Tatum O’Neal film (ACS)
L.A. HOTT (2) - Failed Steven Bochco series pilot (ACS)
Pieces Of String Too Small To Use - Lena Dunham film from the late 90’s (ACS)
Oscar Squad - New Marvel Movie (Gina) (ACS)
Cortron/Melamine - Transformers (Gina) (ACS)
Anoscope - Worst way to see a movie (ADS)
Practical Rapist - New SNL character (Gina) (ACS)
Superfoot - Worst Marvel movie ever (Bryan) (ACS)

Books/Coffee Table Books

Dade County Black Prom, 1985 (ACS)
Here Are The Pajamas We Picture You In (ACS)
Three Shitty Homes, One Washing Machine, Zero Dryers - Title of Adam's new book (Ray) (AOTH)
Chapstick And Batteries - Title of Adam's next bestselling book (ACS)
Who The Fuck Put Their Sombrero on My Keys? – Title of Adam’s next book (ACS)
Cunt With A Grunt - Adam's favorite Dr. Seuss book (PM)
You'll Never See A Cockroach Jog (PM)
Kemo Skinny Calves - Adam's new children's book (ADS)
You're Dyslexic And I'm Dumb - Adam and John Popper's collaborative next book (ACS)
I Get It If You’re GWAR - Adam's next book (ACS)
Bulk Magazine - Costco magazine that Jimmy Kimmell graced the cover of twice (ACS)
Do You Have To Take Your Top Off To Dye Your Pubes, Drew? (LL)
Glamping With Moriah - Adam's new book (ACS)
From The Mouths of Babes (Hot Chicks Not Babies) (ACS)
(The) Sweet Spot - Adam's next book (Bryan) (ACS)
I Thought Things Would Be Better When I Was Rich (ACS)
Radio Station Kitchen (ACS)
Post-it Notes In Radio Station Kitchens (ACS)
Comedy Club Green Rooms And The Sofas That Were Not Made For Them (ACS)
Jethro, the Mexican Jew - A great children's book (Gina) (ACS)
Professor and the Construction Worker -The worst children's book ever (ACS)
Willie and the Weed - Good name for a children's book (ACS)
What Black People Think White People Complain About (ACS)
Everyone Eventually Becomes The Man (ACS)

Native American Names

Chief Thunderbear (LL)
Dances With Cocks (ACS)
Dances With Lipstick (ACS)
Ol' Urethra Windows (ACS)
Oxnard - Indian name meaning the balls of a bull (ACS)

V/P Names

Absorbent Rag - Good name for T's V (ACS)
Hurt Locker - Another name for T's V (ACS)
Judge's Mansion - Another name for T's G
Cmarket.com - Another name for T's V (ACS)
City of Industry - Another name for T's V (ACS)
Dutch Mook - Another name for T's V (ACS)s V
No Safe Spaces - Great name for T's V (ACS)
Hobo Stove - Another name for A's V (ACS)
Sausage Grinder - Another name for A's V (ACS)
Dixville Notch - Another name for G's V (ACS)
Snake River Canyon - Another name for G's V (ACS)
Dakota Access Pipeline - Another name for G's V (ACS)
The Holidome - Another name for G’s V (ACS)
Discovery Bay - Great name for G's V (ACS)
B.O. Box - Great name for G's V (ACS)
Sea bag - Good name for G's V (ACS)
El Portal - Great name for G's V (ACS)
Harry Belafonte - Adam's name for his junk, if he were a woman (Show?)
Top Gear - Another name for Adam’s junk (ACS)
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Carollaisms

Band Names/Rap Stars

Mitt Romney and the One Percenters (ACS)
ManAyz - Rap star (LL)
D'Bagz - Rap star (LL)
Maxi Pad - An all-girl band that knows how to rock (LL)
Dick Tingle - One of the best blues men in the business (Show?)
Lynette and the Lackeys (ACS)
Straw Hat and the Bowties - Jerry Springer's dixieland band who plays at the Knott's Berry Farm Good Time Theater (ACS)
Gut Fluffer (ACS)
Johnny Beaumont and The Legionnaires - All wear matching powder blue tuxedoes (ACS)
Automatic Vaginismus – Great band name (LL)
Dissuade/D’ Suede - Rappeproducer of Kanye/one of Kim's ex beaus (ACS)
Starchy Deuce - Band that should be produced by D' Suede (ACS)
Narthex - (ACS)
Epileptic Declawed Hamster - That is a helluva punk band right there (ACS)
Loretta Lynch - Country singer who sang "Stand By Your Man" (ACS)
The Areolas - Covered an Eagles song in the ‘90s (ACS)
Fleece and Flannel - One of the best lesbian acoustic duos you will ever see (ACS)
3 Chainz - Rap star (ACS)
Blues Squatter - Adam's dad’s band name (ACS)
Tampon Kayak - One of Seattle's greatest, but least heard of indie bands (ACS)
Jizz Grenade (LL)
Dryer Fire - Hot indie band name (ACS)
Iranian Revolutionary Guard - Prince's backup band (ACS)
Rape Kit - Name of Adam's band from high school (ACS)
Nog Bong - A band Adam was in in high school (ACS)
Bum Blazer – Adam’s band in high school (ACS)
White Trash Kimchi - Another good band name (Bald Bryan) (ACS)
White Noise - Adam's rap name (ADS)
Promethazine - Lil Wayne's sister (ADS)
Light Rail - Great Rap name (ADS)
Danny In The Joint - Good indie band name (ACS)
Anal Cleft - One of the worst reggae singers to leave Jamaica (ACS)
Anal Cleft and the Taints - Great reggae group (ACS)
MEL-ROL - One of The Spice Girls (AOTH)
D'bris - Great Rap name (ACS)
Cisgender - A militant female rapper....for the ladies (ACS)
Krav Maga (1) - Country singing Jew (ACS)
Lynette and Paulette - Sounds like a singing duo from the 60's (RD)
Nuts In The Sink - Name of Ray’s new band (Ray) (AOTH)
SubDude - Pete Holmes' rap name (ACS)
Ray And The Enemas - Blues singer and his backup band (ADS)
Yakov Crutchfield - He has a show in Branson (ADS)
Mac 18 - Adam’s favorite rapper (RD)
Tremble Lean – Adam’s rap name (ACBSL)
Sticker Back – Worst band out of Canada ever (ACS)
Pennywise and Pound Foolish - A band from the ‘90's (RD)
Strawberry Shortcake's Neti Pot - Great band name (Twitter)
Puffy Elon Musk - Worst rapper ever (ACS)
Pantera Club at Laguna Seca (Twitter)
Savage Body Attack - New wave romantic band Ace was in when he was 19 (FBL)
Jumping Jazzy Jews - Jeff Goldblum's jazz band (ACS)
Snore Cherry - Great band name (ACS)
Pat Benatard - Pat Benatar cover band (ACS)
Rancid Nuts - Good band name (ACS)
Gary And The Knotholes - Good band name (AOTH)
Tampon Canoe - Good indie band (ACS)
One Erection - A good boy band (ACS)
Flushin' Dew - A good country duo (ACS)
Armo Jeweler - Great band name (RD)
Radon - (Lynette thinks) there a Whitesnake cover-band (ACS)
The Taste Of Ace - Great band name (ACS)
King Grape and the Raisinettes (GS)
Concord Grape and the Raisinettes (GS)
Gary Taco - Love that band (ACS)
The Silence Breakers (2) - Good punk band (Gina) (ACS)
Daddy’s Got A Dually – Good country song (ACS)
Dip Curtain - Good indie band (ACS)

Song Titles

Meatless Mondays - Horrible Bangles song (Show?)
Measles and Commuter Trains - Worst Christmas song ever (ACS)
White Guys Be Ownin' Everything - Adam's next hit (ACS)
Blood On The Grout - John Cougar Mellencamp song (ACS)
No Blood In The Peckeroo - Good John Cougar song (ACS)
Mellen's Gold - A three disc box set of nothing but John Cougar Mellencamp hits (ACS)
Freaks, Retards and Jews - Not a Cher song (ACS)
Pedophile Cops - Good Cheap Trick song (ACS)
Pig Anus Soup - Favorite Rolling Stones album (Bryan) (ACS)
That Dog Don’t Mess With Olga and Natalia Don’t Spit No Mo’ - Sounds like a Mississippi Delta blues song (Bryan) (ACS)
Goggles Are For Pussies - Trace Adkins' number one hit (ACAFBSL)
Whistle While You Masturbate - The lost Disney song aka "Whistle While You Jerk" (ACS)
12 Pack & Dick's Hard - Name of Adam's new album (Gina) (ACS)
Blood and Soil - A good Smithereens song (ACS)
Pina Colada in Amsterdam - Worst Jimmy Buffet song ever (ACS)
Tough Times In The City - Great Nick Gilder song (ACS)
I've Got A Hamster In My Scrotum And He's Looking For His Keys - That's a good country song (ACS)
Gay Hitler -Great Elvis Costello song (ACS)
Tard On The Tool Shed - Good Mellenamp song (AOTH)
Condo in Redondo - Sublime song (ADS)
Animoji - Band that sung "Obsession" (ACS)
People Who Have Lost People - Worst Barbara Streisand song ever (ACS)
Tilted Heart - Great Tammy Wynette song (ADS)

Football Players/Athletes/Teams:

Legs Akimbo - Wide Receiver (ACS)
Feral Katz - Nose Tackle (ACS)
L' Brarian Booker - Wide Receiver (ACS)
Oscar Buzz - Linebacker (ACS)
DeVigorous Lover - Wide Receiver (ACS)
Nadir Zenith - Placekicker (ACS)
DeGluten Free - Offensive Lineman (ACS)
Tangy Mango - Fullback (ACS)
N'Farious Plan - (position?) (ACS)
Modular Holmes - (position?) (ACS)
Fortuitous Bounce - Safety (ACS)
Operatin' Thetan - (ACS) Quarterback for the Washington Redskins (ACS)
Minority Banks - HOF OLB who died tragically in a car wreck shortly after his HOF induction, a natural athlete, he played option QB in college along with being a stand out member of the track team, and in high school he was captain of the basketball team. Survived by his twin brother Majority Banks, who also played in the league, and daughter Recuser Banks who many believe was the best athlete in the family (Show?)
Coach Platitude - "Take a knee son...helmet's not a chair" (ACS)
Glendora Bevmo - Mother of DeVigorous Lover and L' Brarian Booker (different fathers, of course) (ACS)
Marshall Law - (Allison) (ACS)
Orlando Ceeworld - (position?) (ACS)
Du Vatine - (position?) (Show?)
Raja Slate - Super fast wide-out out of Marshall via LSU (AOTH)
Moe Greene - Great corner for the Washington Redskins in the 80’s (ACS)
Bronx Defenders - Sounds like a AAA hockey team (RD)
Medical Error - Slipped in the draft due to a video being released just prior (ACS)
Homeo Stasis (position?) (ACS)
Capybara - The greatest name for a major league skipper (ACS)
Ejaxico Johnson (position?) (ACS)
Radiant Barrier vs. Attic Fan - The worst WWE matchup ever to grace the stage (AOTH)
Bamboo Brick - one of the greatest mixed martial artists on the planet (AOTH)
Dexter Methorphan - He did not participate in the combines, but his coaches say he can run a 4.3 (Twitter)
Bob Jacuzzi - Great point guard for the Celtics aka "THE COOZE" (ACS)
Shame Negation - Picked to leave Clemson early and go very early in the draft this year. (ADS)
Entertainment Crackers - Another name for the Washington Generals ACS
Hardibacker - Good name for an inside backer (ACS)
Osmosis - Black dude. Forward for the Knicks who might or might not have been traded (ADS)

Porn Star Names/Terms/Gay Code:

Spoodini - (LL)
Rocky Stucco - (AOTH)
No Can Doo - Backdoor anal queen of China (ACS)
Kristallnacht - Worst porn star name in the business (ACS)
Madison Avenue (I am Rappaport Podcast)
Hero Du Jour (I am Rappaport Podcast)
Kindle Fire (ACS)
Jackson Hole - Gay porn actor (ACS)
Col. Duke Lacrosse - Adam's porn name (LL)
Duke Circumference - Adam's gay porn name (ACS)
Rich Data - Gay porn actor (Show?)
Tom Foolery - Gay porn actor (Show?)
Honey Dijon - Great porn star name (Show?)
Aids Machete - One of Adam's gay porn names. "Very short stint, I only did 2 weeks with that name, so it was like 41 movies." (ACS)
Bryce Canyon - Great gay porn name (ACS)
The Italian Coastguard - A gay move. "Let me just start with basic anal, then I'll slide into the Italian Coast Guard." (ACS)
Tetanus Gym - Good gay porn name "Who you working with?" "Tetanus Gym." "Oh boy, make sure you're on top" (ACS)
Shared A Back Fence - gay slang (ACS)
Mea Culpa - Adam's porn name (ACS)
Hand Twins - Gay code (ACS)
Backscatter - Porn technology (PM)
Cajun Tree Climber - Gay code (AOTH)
Snow Blower- Gay code (AOTH)
Stump Grinder - Gay code (AOTH)
Tumbler And Coaster - Adam's gay slang replacement for "top and bottom" (PM)
Go For A Bike Ride - Gay code (ACS)
Artie Fartie - Adam's porn name from the 80's (ACS)
Road Island Ray - Ray's porn name (AOTH)
38KKK -A type of porn that comes out of Kentucky (ACS)
Tech Screw - A dirty website for geeks (ACS)
Bearvalanche - Worst gay move ever (ACS)
Wacked Off Pieces Of Cactus - Gay code for gay rough trade (ACS)
Brad Nail - Good gay porn name (ADS)
Lightning Rod - Good gay porn name for Milo Yiannopplous (ADS)
Milk Barn - Another name for Adam's bathroom sink (ACS)
Meat Thievery - That's just good gay code (ACS)
Hairy Shin - Adam's gay porn name (ACS)
Asian Persuasion - Sounds like a good name for a porn series Asian persuasion 16 (ACS)
Cock Holster - Good movie series, cock holster 14 (ACS)
Celebrity Du Jour - Great porn name (ACS)
Europol - Another great porn name (ACS)
Roy Wood - Adam's gay porn name (ACS)
Tank slapper - Gay slang (Gina) (ACS)
Porch Pirate - Gay term (ACS)
Mad Chuck - The world's worst name for a gay porn star (AOTH)
Sweat lodge - Gay code (ACS)
The L.A. Underground - Sounds like a gay bar (M&J)
Skin and grin - Gay slang (ACS)
Rear Admiral - The name of one of the best bars on west side (ACS)
Loaded for bear - Now a gay term (GS)
Fruit Of The Year - A porn Dave (Dameshek) starred in (ACS)
The Lebanese Comedian - Ace's favorite sex position (ACS)
Cockout - When a gay guy doesn't try very hard (ACS)
Margana Wood - Porn name (ACS)
Hugh Bris - Porn star (RD)
Matte Clear - Fondalier’s gay porn name (AOTH)
Palatial Estates – A good 80’s fake tittie porn name (AOTH)
Cokie Roberts - Great porn name (ACS)
Armenian Christmas - An unspeakable sexual act in prison. "Johnny ratted out the white supremacists to the warden, so they gave him an Armenian Christmas" (Show?)
Ride The Pine - Gay slang (ADS)
Meet Gaze - Gay slang (ACS)
Asshole Rider - Gay slang (ACS)
Cash Widedick - Ace's porn name if you can call an apple a honey crisp. (ACS)
Shanda Lear - Great stripper name (Gina) (ACS)
Fiery Cherry - Good porn name (ACS)
Jerk the wheel - Code for masturbation (ACS)
Giddyup Titties - Gina’s porn name (Gina) (ACS)

Miscellaneous People

Trajectory Hagar - High school kid "heading down the wrong path" in life (ACS)
Slick Mouth - Adam's prison name (ACS)
Rich Carless - Cool homeless guy name (ACS)
Keyless Chuck - Best homeless guy name (ACS)
Nasal Ranger - Worst superhero name ever (Gina) (ACS)
Krav Maga (2) - Good name for a sheriff (ADS)
Hubcap Annie - Horror that hangs out with Keyless Chuck (ACS)
Becky Honkington (Allison) (ACS)
Monica Chugscock - (Pronounced "Shuggscawk") (ADS)
Tyvek DuPont - Best rich guy’s name (AOTH)
Mattress - A Model/actress (ACS)
Hofmeister Kink - Nazi war criminal who's been in hiding in Brazil for the past 61 years. aka Jake Johnson (ACS)
Serpiginous - The world's wimpiest swordsman. Sir Piginous of Wussville (LL)
Chick Fil a - Great play-by-play guy for the Warriors from the 70’s (Show?)
Peri Menopausal - Best P.I. working the Chicago beat (LL)
Whiskey Dick - The neighborhood pedophile in the clown outfit (ACS)
Surge - Guy that drives for ÜBER (ACS)
Babbling Brook - Great name for a female cattle auctioneer (PM)
Terra Firma - Name of the "woman of color" that heckled Adam at a Ventura live show and was removed by force (The Ranker Podcast)
Octomom - Great Batman villain (Bryan) (ACS)
Larry The Cabinet Guy - Failed Israeli comic…"Don't get 'er done!" (ACS)
Rod Blagojevich - Joe Francis' slimy brother who sells above ground pools out of a primered van (ACS)
Cockchug Man - The gay superhero in The Village People that wears just all leather (ACS)
MEL-ROL- She's one of The Spice Girls (AOTH)
Hand Farts - A new comedian Adam had never heard of (ACS)
Juan Jeremy - The greatest international film star ever (ACS)
Bitchathane Jackson - Good name for a "sista" (ACS)
Tobar - Perfect caveman name (ACS)
Vroman - A fast moving Roman (ACS)
Korn Syrup and Fructose - Women of color who work at the strip club with Jade (stage 4) (ACS)
Fred Meyer - Lucy's neighbor (ACS)
Kimchi - The Asian flutist (ACS)
Pacoima - The mechanic from Taxi (ACS)
Dick Salt - NATO Alliance General (ACS)
Dick Salt (2) - Manger of the Mariners in the early 70’s (Bryan) (ACS)
Caramel And Fudge - Two more African-American prostitutes that lived in the apartment above Adam’s (ACS)
Peaches - The whore that lived upstairs (ACS)
F. Me Bailey - Greatest lawyer of all time (RD)
Agua Caliente - Loves that guy. He does a great John Madden (ACS)
Senior Penis - One the most dangerous drug lords to ever work (ADS)
Shill Du'Jour - Good Bond secretary name (RD)
Brexit Romero - Sounds like an International assassin (ACS)
Lugansk - That gay diver who hit his head and gave the whole Canadian team AIDS (ACS)
Leak O'rama - A Dutch action star, starred in “Sudden Death” (AOTH)
Vaginismus - Great black guy name (ADS)
Normcore - Guy that owns Westwood one (ACS)
LaTolstoy - Great black guy name (ACS)
Shapiro – Artist who is really good at anime. Died in the 60’s but was a real trendsetter (ACS)
Chuck Spears – Good name for a racist. “Hey you workin’ with Chuck Spears over at the Klan?” (ACS)
Norethindrone - DAG’s Sister (CLL)
La Tuskegee - Black airline pilot (ACS)
C-clamps – Nickname for Adam’s step-mom. “Ol’ C-clamps locked me out of the house again.” (ACS)
Harry Nilsson - (Gary thinks) he does the voices on The Simpsons (ADS)
Nutella - Great name for a crazy black woman (ACS)
Sia - The perfect person to break up with. Would be perfect if she was dating Jack (hit the road Jack) (ACS)
The Ball Catcher - What Adam used to call Ray's ass in junior high (ACFBSL)
MOAB - Matt's new nickname (Mother of All Buttholes) (AONTH)
Trip Reeb - Great name for a white guy (ACS)
Merle Horn - One of the greatest best ropers to ever come down the Pecos (ACS)
The Boring Machine - Lynette's name for Adam (ACS)
Avocado Hand - The nickname of Eric Clapton's brother (Chet) who works at a Mexican place and is charge of the guacamole (ACS)
Bagel Hand - Clapton's Jewish cousin (ACS)
Fa-Sheeya (fascia) - A heavy set woman of color that works at the DMV (ACAFBSL)
Ghrelin - New AM/PM mascot (ACS)
Krav Maga (3) - An Israeli Captain from 1946 (ACS)
Cuban Boa - Sounds like a dark skinned trannie (ACS)
Gabardine - She's a very chatty woman of color middle-aged and she'll talk your ear off. (ACS)
Guy Dudebro - Greatest name ever (AOTH)
Otto Warmbier- Simultaneously the greatest and worst beer master brewer name ever (ACS)
Leif Geragos - Greatest rocking attorney ever Viking rocker attorney (ACS)
Ernest J. Bigot - "I'm just asking....I'm just wanna know...." (ACS)
Panzanella - Cobra's full name (ACS)
Sheet Metal Nibbler - Great name for Matt the porcelain punisher (AOTH)
Big Grenadine - Sounds like a large black neighbor (ACS)
Silent gym - Next to Keyless Chuck, best homeless guy name ever (ACS)
Nuchilla - Sounds like a black vampire (Theo Von) (ACS)
D' poleon - Black Napoleon (ACS)
Luke Rockhold - Sounds like a character on The Flintstones (GS)
Sissy squat - She was hot (AOTH)
Beulah - The town horror (RD)
Ronan Farrow - One of the best wheel men in Europe (ACS)
Duke Bagg - Comedian Ian Bagg's brother (ACS)
Root ball grinder - A horrible term for a bitchy wife (Ruth Ballgrinder and Harriet Mulcher) (Tim Allen) (ACS)
Paul Funyun - Just a big dude who likes to have fun. Has a pink ox as a sidekick (ACS)
Page/Savage - A great lawyer team (Adam Ray) (ACS)
Ivar the Boneless - Ace’s dad’s nickname in high school. aka Jim the spineless (ACS)
Bash Worthy - Comic strip's character name/title (ACS)
Uncle Tom-bién - Mexican Uncle Tom (ACS)
Alist Poon - An Indian exchange student who has cerebral palsy (ACS)
Indignant Asswipes - Good name for an improv troupe (Gina) (ACS)

Morning Zoos/DJ's/Radio Stations

Gum and Condoms - (Show?)
Dusty Labia - Adam's handle when he used to do AM Mornings. (ACS)
Asscrack and Backsack in the morning with Sludge (LL)
Crockpots and Headphones (ACS)
Booger and Floor Wax (ACS)
Almonds and Water (ACS)
Cold Butter And Calves (ADS)
Schluter And The Drain - Schluter has a thick Austrian accent , while "The Drain" has a super low voice (AOTH)
Ace Rockolla - Just Google "Ace Rockolla Lightning round...." (LL)
Fungus and Mold (Show?)
Stupid and Petty (Show?)
Eunice and Edgar - Bubba the Love Sponge's parents (ACS)
Flip Flops and Fanny Packs (ACS)
Hairy Shin - Does a KCRE show in the weekends (ACS)
Deep Bra Grooves - Should be a Sirius XM station Channel 248, C+ and above! (ACS)
Andy and Opie - Great Radio Show (ACS)
QuietRock - Sounds like an easy listening rock station (AOTH)
Quiet Crush - A good easy listening radio station (ACS)
The Tool Box - SiriusXM took tune station aka KTOL (ACS)
Ray's Enema Antics - New podcast on Carolla Digital (Bryan)(ACS)
Doug Gets Blown While He Eats Pudding - Doug Benson's next podcast (ACS)
Cat Packer - Used to do mornings with her brother, Fudge (ACS)

Places

Boobville - (LL)
Pedoph Isle aka Pedophile Island - Island where are all the pedophiles are sent to live. (Also a TV show/movie idea) (LL)
Lil' Lord Fauntleroy’s Academy for Albino Hemophiliacs - Drew's childhood school (LL)
Doesntexistizcan - Where presidential candidate Platitude's grandfather was from (ACS)
Boga Raton - The world's worst resort spot (Show?)
Meat Yard - Great name for a gay bar (ACS)
Mister Fister's - Adam's all-time top name for a gay bar (ACS)
Sub-Par - Worst name for a submarine sandwich shop (Show?)
Queen Mary - Great name for a tranny bar (ACS)
NuvaRing - A German racetrack. "The new Nissan GTR turned it in 7:21, faster than the Corvette." (Show?)
Louis Pasteur Middle School (ACS)
Helm’s Deep - World's first gay bar bakery (ACS)
Kal Penn - One of the best sounding names to get an engineering degree from (ACS)
Alaska State Motto - Love fishing but I hate your kids? Alaska! (PM)
Duke University - John Wayne's college (ACS)
Planned Possumhood - Planned Parenthood in Arkansas (ACS)
Fruit Stand - Great name for a gay bar (ACS)
Poo Poo City - Where Charles Fletcher Loomis' house is located (ACS)
Blood Bank - Great name for a check cashing place in the hood (ACS)
Bass Manor - Great name for a gay bar (ACS)
The Dead C - Sounds like the worst name for a lesbian bar ever (ACS)
Wood Bar - Good name for a gay bar (ACS)
Ghost Load - Ride at Calico Ghost Town (ADS)
Nasacort - Country club for Jewish folks where they play tennis at (ADS)
L.A. HOTT (1) - An 80's bar with an outdoor door seating area (ACS)
Fairy Wings - Good name for a bar on the west side (ACS)
Second Hand/First World - Store that sells rich whitey’s high end stuff (ACS)
The Lance Hunter - Perfect name for a gay bar (Dumb People Town)
Pervert Park - Theo Vaughn grew up there (ACS)
Big Sur - Great name for a big and tall shop (Show?)
Studio Centric - Sounds like a Utopia. Between Valley Village and Sherman Oaks (AOTH)
Asstard - Thor came from that planet (ACS)
Grand Entrance - Great name for a gay bar (AOTH)
Thermopolis - Where the Bun Boy is (ACS)
The Turkish Embassy - Gay bar (ACS)
Low Tide - Gay code for boner in the rear view mirror (ACS)
Corumption - On the way to Vegas, where Heidi Fleiss lives with her macaws (ACS)
C.C. Fichens - Sounds like a pretzel stand (Gina) (ACS)
Timpani Barn - where to get timpani to go, has three big Mexicans in the kitchen (ACS)

Miscellaneous

Cleaning The Pink Turtle - Bryan's name for pleasuring oneself (ACS)
Analingus - A new type of breath mint (LL)
The Milk Of Arthritic Goats - A rabbi's curse: "May you suckle at the teet of the milk of arthritic goat!!!" (ACS)
Carbon Dating - A black dating website (ACS)
RU486 - Vanity plate for a guy who runs an abortion clinic (ADS)
Jet Green - Amsterdam's Airlines (ACS)
Stromer, Oldhafer and Carolla - World's worst law firm (AOTH)
Ira Carolla - Sounds like an affliction "Oh my Ira Carolla's acting up" (ACS)
Sawjay - Sounds French...gay word for sausage. "I was strokin' this dude’s sawjay" (ACS)
Smokeless Cigarette - Name for Dr. Drew's honker after his prostate surgery (ADS)
El Niño - Name of "Sinn" strip club DJ's cock (ACS)
Blue Man - Crazy hairdresser's macaw who doesn't judge (PM)
Lucia - An Italian moped (ACS)
American Jewish World Service - A van that's begging to be shot at (ACS)
E-aye? - Canadian version of EBay (ACS)
Sweatpants Lesbian - What Adam would be. An in-between lesbian. Not a lipstick lesbian, not a butch dyke (ACS)
SuckStrong - Bill Clinton's bracelet (ACS)
Gaybus - Gay and bogus (ACS)
Flappy Bird - The most offensive name for the vagina (ACS)
G8 (Summit) - The Pontiac that Oprah gave away on her show (ACS)
Oracle A The Delphi - Big new startup company (ADS)
Crewkakke - A type of sweater (ACS)
The Flying Dutchman - Great name for an Amsterdam airlines (ACS)
Cleaning My Chain - Euphemism for beating off (ACS)
Awesome Town - A gathering of three or more polar bears (ACS)
Avocado - The Greek word for nut sack (ACS)
Doucherette - A gum/patch that douchebags chew/use (ACS)
Urban Milling -Black guys standing around (AOTH)
Synesthesia - When you eat your own hair (ACS)
Tuck Rule - When a guy pretends he's a chick and stands in front of the mirror (ACS)
My #2 Pencil Is Out Of Lead - Another term for erectile dysfunction (ACS)
Float A Bond - When a politician farts (RD)
Vaginismus - black people's holiday, accompanied with a lot of ceremonial garb (ADS)
Vaseline and Gauze - Elizabeth Taylor's new scent (ACS)
Jewber - A drunk on a 10-speed (ACS)
Chickpea - What Gina does when we camp (ACS)
Oscar Squad (2) - Bad gay code (ACS)
Airbus - Worst name for an aircraft. Sounds like “air donkey” (AOTH)
Shailene Woodley - Sounds like the most fantastical verb/adverb combo. “I want to Shailene Woodley through a field of poppies with you” (Gina) (Twitter)
Asshole Rider (2) - Worst piece of exercise equipment Vinnie’s ever endorsed (ACS)
Diario La Prensa - Stealer of the jersey in Spanish (ACS)
The Sicilian Fly Swatter - Sounds like a WWF move (Gina) (ACS)
Jellyfish - Sounds like something your grandpa would buy for you at the mall (ACS)
Fruit Fly - More politically correct term for fag hag (Show?)
Jewgling - When a Jew "Googles" their symptoms (ACS)
Tavares - David Wild's boner medicine (ACS)
Jew -Over - A mulligan from a barmitzva. "Uh, I misread that...can I get a Jew-over?" (ACS)
Ossified - That's a Don King word, there (ACS)
Zero for Cecil - Worst charity ever (Bald Bryan) (ACS)
A++ - A bra that Gina will never see (ACS)
Joycelyn - A good name for Curly from the Three Stooges to say (ACS)
Phallisee - Latin for "to see the penis" (ADS)
Coffee Nap - Euphemism for pooping in your pants (ACS)
USS Monitor - Doesn't sound like a ship of war, sounds like a night nurse (ACS)
Dotard - A skirt a man wears (ACS)
Wilding- Something derogatory that takes place in public pools in certain counties (ACS)
Caveat - Latin for shitting on Adam's point (ADS)
Festiva - Sounds like a boner medicine (ACS)
Depeche Mode - French for “who dealt it?” (ADS)
Beefy Clutch – The purse Gina thought Lady Gaga took to the Emmy’s (ACS)
Sig Sauer - Something you would yell at Oktoberfest before downing a stiff stein of stout (ACS)
Jeans day – Sounds like the special day for your special need son Gene, to raise money (ACS)

Food/Drinks

Deer Bits - A venison cereal. Made of frosted deer flakes (Show?)
Coco Chanel - Nestlé’s newest coffee flavor (ACS)
Honey Dicks - Best cereal name ever (ACS)
Dawson's Beard - A pudding flavor Ace saw at Whole Foods (ACS)
Mighty Mutts - Worst breakfast cereal ever (ADS)
Chillax - A cinnamon based drink from "Hector's" country (ACS)
Black Dick - An English desert (ACS)
Tardy Digression - Sounds like a finger food..."would you like another tardy digression?" "No, I'm saving room for the main meal" (IFYWABC)
Double Bird Strike - Mixed drink created by Ace and Teresa. Made with Grey Goose, Wild Turkey, a splash of Canadian Club, and a splash of Hudson River water (ACS)
GAYtorade - A sports drink for gay people, because they lose essential body fluids (ACS)
University of Illinois At Urbana Champaign - Sounds like a carbonated drink for black people (ACS)
Flinch Fuck - Part of a nutritious breakfast, and a healthy relationship (ADS)
Phantom Punch - Something Bill Cosby gave his lady friends (ACS)
Pansy Sauce - Goes good with some shrimp (ADS)
Tilted Pillar - Kick ass IPA (AOTH)
Shaver - A good name for a miniature pastrami sandwich (Cousin Sal Show)
GPA - Something they add to children's cereal (ACS)
Stellwell's - A new low fat snack cracker (ACS)
Conchata Ferrell - A great cheese/unwanted cat (ACS)
Poopwell's - One of the worst snacks Nabisco has ever put their name on (ACS)
Belldini – Latest Taco Bell offering (ACS)
Fuzzy Zoeller – Zima with a jigger of peach schnapps (ACS)
Millennial Malaise - A sweet honey dipping sauce (ADS)
Jelani Cobb - Sounds like an Indian dish (Gina) (ACS)
Air Doodle - The very worst Super Bowl snack on the planet (ACS)
Faygala - Jewish sports drink (ACS)
Stroke Cane - Sounds like some sugary treat, mixed with a reach around (ACS)
The Silence Breakers (2) - good name for a mint (ACS)
Lesbian Squirt - Sponsor of the Dinah Shore Classic (ACS)

TV Shows/Movies

Cunt du' Jour - A great Bond villain name (ACS)
Coffee and Donuts - (Charlie Coffee III and Johnny Donetti) Johnny's a tough street wise cop whose jive talking and plays by his own rules and Charlie's super uptight (LL)
Pedoph Isle (aka) Pedophile Island - All pedophiles are sent to live on an isolated island, and a 747 full of Boy Scouts crash lands there and they have to fight to survive (Also a place) (ACS)
Anus and Eyeball - Buddy cop TV show duo (ACS)
Pussy Pioneer - John Candy's last movie (ACS)
Red Velvet - Made up movie character Clown played by Paul Giamatti. "Was secret service, and someone died on his watch. Now he's takin to clownin'." Wears a red velvet clown outfit. (ACS)
Destination Of The Semen - (Adam Ray) A movie Harrison Ford passed on twice (ACS)
Gay Eye - Movie where Adam plays Buddy McKlan, a racist homophobic mechanic who is blinded in a freak hot transmission fluid accident. He gets the donor eyes from a gay guy who perished on a moped accident in Antigua. Co-starring Larry the Cable Guy as his best friend. (Co-written by Bryan Cranston) (ACS)
Grinders - Sitcom where Jon Gruden moves in with Johnny Manziel (ACS)
Squishy Red River - Movie that started John Wayne (Show?)
Gusset And Cable - Perfect Cop buddy duo team (AOTH)
Just One Of The Gays - Stars Shia LaBeouf (ACS)
Hard Impact - Sounds like a Van Damme movie from the 90's (ACS)
Hammer Pants And Ice - Worst cop detective duo from the 80's (ACS)
Living With The Kilowatts - Adam's new animated series where they just leave toaster ovens on all day (ACS)
Keep Calm And Rape A Lot - Worst Monty Python film ever (ACS)
Medical Mishaps - New show Dave Coulier and Tawny Kitaen could host (ACS)
Roaming With Bison - Another great Bill Murray movie (ACS)
Gainesville Florida Financial Planner - Sounds like a Saturday Night Live skit (ACS)
Blame the Bee Gees - Adam's next documentary (ACS)
Adam Knees Your Dad In The Nuts - Adam's new game show (ACS)
Navigeddon - Terrorists take over all of the GPS systems of cars, and send them careening into the Grand Canyon (ACS)
Rings Of Honor - Terrorists take over Olympic training facility in Colorado Springs, and the athletes have to use their individual skills to escape. (Cameo by Randy Couture as the salty old coach) (ACS)
Endless Time/Ample Time For Backup - Adam's new Netflix series (ACS)
Tarred n' Feathered - Buddy flick starring a retarded guy and an Indian chief (Show?)
Mr. Will Doo And Can Doo - PSA Motivational cartoon bathroom characters Will Doo (Played by Will Arnette) and Can Doo is shaped like a toilet. Filmed in kitschy Clutch Cargo style animation (ADS)
Robot Lawyer - Great Phil Hartman bit (ACS)
Umpire News Network - Adam's channel with umpires reporting. Unbiased reporting (ACS)
Sofa Tard - New CW show coming soon (Matt) (AOTH)
Junior Fantasy Island - Show where kids of reckless parents are shipped off to live with Bill Cosby and Felicia Rashad (ADS)
2 And A Half Denali's - Hasn't been same since Sheen left (ACS)
So Kanye - Sitcom from the 90's (ACS)
Ridicuopothy - Sounds like a Mike Judge movie (ADS)
Master Buck - One of John Candy's most controversial movies (ACS)
LA HOTT (1) - An 80’s bar with an outdoor door seating area (ACS)
Mother Hitler - Coming to TNT. Starring Patrick Swayze's bother, Don (ACS)
Sink and Bounce - Movie about roller boogie from the 80's, starred Lil' Bow Wow (ACS)
The Debs - A made up CW network show where you just put all the hot chicks in Hollywood (ACS)
The Origin Story Of AIDS - Worst Marvel movie ever (Bryan)(ACS)
Everybody Hates Vinnie - Horrible sitcom (ACS)
Chick Clan - Good movie title (ACS)
Condo in Redondo - Best movie I ever did (ADS)
Red Lobsteria - New show Dr. Drew was talking about where African Americans form their own country (ACS)
Earthquake rehab - Reality show Dr. drew seismic expert and a civil engineer come together (Rainn Wilson) (ACS)
Rooster Jones - Great John Wayne movie. Super Fly meets True Grit (ACS)
Ernest Bigot goes to..... (ACS)
Nickels On The Job - First and only Jewish gum shoe on the job. ABC, Friday nights, 10:00 p.m. (ADS)
Solicitor General - Great Danny Kaye movie (RD)
Disjointed - Lorena Bobbitt biopic (ADS)
Habib and Company - Horrible children's show (MS)
Bobby's Room - Howie Mandel animated project from the 90's (ACS)
Page/Savage - Great cop duo show from the ‘80’s (Adam Ray) (ACS)
Paper Asshole - Great Tatum O’Neal film (ACS)
L.A. HOTT (2) - Failed Steven Bochco series pilot (ACS)
Pieces Of String Too Small To Use - Lena Dunham film from the late 90’s (ACS)
Oscar Squad - New Marvel Movie (Gina) (ACS)
Cortron/Melamine - Transformers (Gina) (ACS)
Anoscope - Worst way to see a movie (ADS)
Practical Rapist - New SNL character (Gina) (ACS)

Books/Coffee Table Books

Dade County Black Prom, 1985 (ACS)
Here Are The Pajamas We Picture You In (ACS)
Three Shitty Homes, One Washing Machine, Zero Dryers - Title of Adam's new book (Ray) (AOTH)
Chapstick And Batteries - Title of Adam's next bestselling book (ACS)
Who The Fuck Put Their Sombrero on My Keys? – Title of Adam’s next book (ACS)
Cunt With A Grunt - Adam's favorite Dr. Seuss book (PM)
You'll Never See A Cockroach Jog (PM)
Kemo Skinny Calves - Adam's new children's book (ADS)
You're Dyslexic And I'm Dumb - Adam and John Popper's collaborative next book (ACS)
I Get It If You’re GWAR - Adam's next book (ACS)
Bulk Magazine - Costco magazine that Jimmy Kimmell graced the cover of twice (ACS)
Do You Have To Take Your Top Off To Dye Your Pubes, Drew? (LL)
Glamping With Moriah - Adam's new book (ACS)
From The Mouths of Babes (Hot Chicks Not Babies) (ACS)
(The) Sweet Spot - Adam's next book (Bryan) (ACS)
I Thought Things Would Be Better When I Was Rich (ACS)
Radio Station Kitchen (ACS)
Post-it Notes In Radio Station Kitchens (ACS)
Comedy Club Green Rooms And The Sofas That Were Not Made For Them (ACS)
Jethro, the Mexican Jew - A great children's book (Gina) (ACS)
Professor and the Construction Worker -The worst children's book ever (ACS)
Willie and the Weed - Good name for a children's book (ACS)
What Black People Think White People Complain About (ACS)
Everyone Eventually Becomes The Man (ACS)

Native American Names

Chief Thunderbear (LL)
Dances With Cocks (ACS)
Dances With Lipstick (ACS)
Ol' Urethra Windows (ACS)
Oxnard - Indian name meaning the balls of a bull (ACS)

V/P Names

Absorbent Rag - Good name for T's V (ACS)
Hurt Locker - Another name for T's V (ACS)
Judge's Mansion - Another name for T's G
Cmarket.com - Another name for T's V (ACS)
City of Industry - Another name for T's V (ACS)
Dutch Mook - Another name for T's V (ACS)s V
No Safe Spaces - Great name for T's V (ACS)
Hobo Stove - Another name for A's V (ACS)
Sausage Grinder - Another name for A's V (ACS)
Dixville Notch - Another name for G's V (ACS)
Snake River Canyon - Another name for G's V (ACS)
Dakota Access Pipeline - Another name for G's V (ACS)
The Holidome - Another name for G’s V (ACS)
Discovery Bay - Great name for G's V (ACS)
B.O. Box - Great name for G's V (ACS)
Sea bag - Good name for G's V (ACS)
El Portal - Great name for G's V (ACS)
Harry Belafonte - Adam's name for his junk, if he were a woman (Show?)
Top Gear - Another name for Adam’s junk (ACS)
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Carollaisms (November)

Band Names/Rap Stars

Mitt Romney and The One Percenters (ACS)
ManAyz - Rap Star (LL)
D'Bagz - Rap Star (LL)
Maxi Pad - An all-girl band that knows how to rock (LL)
Dick Tingle - One of the best blues men in the business (Show?)
Lynette and the Lackeys (ACS)
Straw Hat and the Bowties - Jerry Springer's Dixieland band who plays at the Knott's Berry Farm Good Time Theater (ACS)
Gut Fluffer (ACS)
Johnny Beaumont and The Legionnaires - All wear matching powder blue tuxedoes (ACS)
Automatic Vaginismus - Band name (LL)
Dissuade - Rappeproducer of Kanye/One of Kim's ex beaus (ACS)
Starchy Deuce - Band that should be produced by D' Suede (ACS)
Narthex - (ACS)
Epileptic Declawed Hamster - That is a helluva punk band right there (ACS)
Loretta Lynch - Country singer who sang "Stand by your man" (ACS)
The Areolas - Covered an Eagles song in the 90s (ACS)
Fleece and Flannel - One of the best lesbian acoustic duos you will ever see (ACS)
3 Chainz - Rap star (ACS)
Blues Squatter - Adam's dads band name (ACS)
Tampon Kayak - One of Seattle's greatest, but least heard of Indie bands (ACS)
Jizz Grenade (LL)
Dryer Fire - Hot indie band name (ACS)
Iranian Revolutionary Guard - Prince's backup band (ACS)
Rape Kit - Name of Adam's band from high school (ACS)
Nog Bong - A band Adam was in in high school (ACS)
Bum Blazer – Adam’s band in high school (ACS)
White Trash Kimchi - Another good band name (Bald Bryan) (ACS)
White Noise - Adam's rap name (ADS)
Promethazine - Lil Wayne's sister (ADS)
Light Rail - Great Rap name (ADS)
Danny In The Joint - Good indie band name (ACS)
Anal Cleft - one of the worst reggae singers to leave Jamaica (ACS)
Anal Cleft and the Taints - Great reggae group (ACS)
MEL-ROL - One of the Spice Girls (AOTH)
D'bris - Great Rap name (ACS)
Cisgender - A militant female rapper....for the ladies (ACS)
Krav Maga - Country singing Jew (ACS)
Lynette and Paulette- Sounds like a singing duo from the 60's (RD)
Nuts In The Sink - Name of Ray’s new band (Ray) (AOTH)
SubDude - Pete Holmes' Rap Name (ACS)
Ray And The Enemas - Blues singer and his backup band (ADS)
Yakov Crutchfield - He has a show in Branson (ADS)
Mac 18 - Adam’s favorite rapper (RD)
Tremble Lean – Adam’s rap name (ACBSL)
Sticker back – Worst band out of Canada ever (ACS)
Pennywise and pound foolish - A band from the 90's (RD)
Strawberry Shortcake's Neti Pot - Great band name (Twitter)
Puffy Elon Musk - Worst rapper ever (ACS)
Pantera Club at Laguna Seca (Twitter)
Savage Body Attack - New wave romantic band Ace was in when he was 19 (FBL)
Jumping Jazzy Jews - Jeff Goldblum's jazz band (ACS)
Snore Cherry - Great band name (ACS)
Pat Benatard - Pat Benatar cover band (ACS)
Rancid Nuts - Good band name (ACS)
Gary And The Knotholes - Good band name (AOTH)
Tampon Canoe - Good indie band (ACS)
One Erection - A good boy band (ACS)
Flushin' dew - A good country duo (ACS)
Arno Jeweler great band name (RD)
Radon - (Lynette thinks) there a Whitesnake cover-band (ACS)
The Taste Of Ace - Great band name (ACS)

Song Titles

Meatless Monday's - Horrible Bangles song (Show?)
Measles and Commuter Trains - Worst Christmas song ever (ACS)
White Guys Be Ownin' Everything - Adam's next hit (ACS)
Blood On The Grout -John Cougar Mellencamp song (ACS)
No Blood In The Peckeroo - Good John Cougar song (ACS)
Mellen's Gold - A three disc box set of nothing but John Cougar Mellencamp hits (ACS)
Freaks, Retards and Jews - Not a Cher song (ACS)
Pedophile Cops - Good Cheap Trick song (ACS)
Pig Anus Soup - Favorite Rolling Stones album (Bryan) (ACS)
That Dog Don’t Mess With Olga and Natalia Don’t Spit No Mo’ - Sounds like a Mississippi Delta blues song Bryan (ACS)
Goggles Are For Pussies - Trace Adkins' number one hit (ACAFBSL)
Whistle while you masturbate - The lost Disney song aka "Whistle while you jerk" (ACS)
12 Pack & Dick's Hard - Name of Adam's new album (Gina) (ACS)
Blood and Soil- A good Smithereens song (ACS)
Pins Colada in Amsterdam - Worst Jimmy Buffet song ever (ACS)
Tough Times In The City - Great Nick Gilder song (ACS)
I've Got A Hamster In My Scrotum And He's Looking For His Keys - That's a good country song (ACS)
Gay Hitler -Great Elvis Costello song (ACS)
Tard On The Tool Shed - Good Mellenamp song (AOTH)
Condo in Redondo - Sublime song (ADS)
Animoji - Band that sung "Obsession" (ACS)
People Who Have Lost People - Worst Barbara Streisand song ever (ACS)
Tilted heart - Great Tammy Wynette song (ADS)

Football Players/Athletes/Teams:

Legs Akimbo - Wide Receiver (ACS)
Ferrel Katz - Nose Tackle (ACS)
L' Brarian Booker - Wide Receiver (ACS)
Oscar Buzz - Linebacker (ACS)
DeVigorous Lover - Wide Receiver (ACS)
Nadir Zenith - Placekicker (ACS)
DeGluten Free - Offensive Lineman (ACS)
Tangy Mango - Fullback (ACS)
N'Farious Plan - (position?) (ACS)
Modular Holmes - (position?) (ACS)
Fortuitous Bounce - Safety (ACS)
Operatin' Thetan - (ACS) Quarterback for the Washington Redskins (ACS)
Minority Banks - HOF OLB who died tragically in a car wreck shortly after his HOF induction, a natural athlete, he played option QB in college along with being a stand out member of the track team, and in high school he was captain of the basketball team. Survived by his twin brother Majority Banks, who also played in the league, and daughter Recuser Banks who many believe was the best athlete in the family (Show?)
Coach Platitude - "take a knee son... Helmet's not a chair" (ACS)
Glendora Bevmo - Mother of DeVigorous Lover and L' Brarian Booker (different fathers, of course) (ACS)
Marshall Law - (Allison) (ACS)
Orlando Ceeworld - (position?) (ACS)
Du Vatine - (position?) (Show?)
Raja Slate - Super fast wide-out out of Marshall via LSU (AOTH)
Moe Greene - Great corner for the Washington Redskins in the 80s (ACS)
Bronx Defenders - Sounds like a AAA hockey team (RD)
Medical Error - Slipped in the draft due to a video being released just prior (ACS)
Homeo Stasis (position?) (ACS)
Capybara - The greatest name for a major league skipper (ACS)
Ejaxico Johnson - (position?) (ACS)
Radiant Barrier vs. Attic Fan - The worst WWE matchup ever to grace the stage (AOTH)
Bamboo Brick - one of the greatest mixed martial artists on the planet (AOTH)
Dexter Methorphan - He did not participate in the combines, but his coaches say he can run a 4.3 (Twitter)
Bob Jacuzzi - Great point guard for the Celtics aka "THE COOZE" (ACS)
Shame Negation - Picked to leave Clemson early and go very early in the draft this year. (ADS)
Entertainment crackers - Another name for the Washington Generals ACS
Hearty Backer - Good name for an inside backer (ACS

Porn Star Names/Terms/Code:

Spoodini - (LL)
Rocky Stucco - (AOTH)
No Can Doo - Backdoor anal queen of China (ACS)
Kristallnacht - Worst porn star name in the business (ACS)
Madison Avenue (I am Rappaport Podcast)
Hero Du Jour (I am Rappaport Podcast)
Kindle Fire (ACS)
Jackson Hole - Gay porn actor (ACS)
Col. Duke Lacrosse - Adam's porn name (LL)
Duke Circumference - Adam's gay porn name (ACS)
Rich Data - Gay porn actor (Show?)
Tom Foolery - Gay porn actor (Show?)
Honey Dijon - Great porn star name (Show?)
Aids Machete - One of Adam's gay porn names. "Very short stint, I only did 2 weeks with that name, so it was like 41 movies." (ACS)
Bryce Canyon - Great gay porn name (ACS)
The Italian Coastguard - A gay move. "Let me just start with basic anal, then I'll slide into the Italian Coastguard." (ACS)
Tetanus Gym - Good gay porn name "Who you working with?" "Tetanus Gym." "Oh boy, make sure you're on top" (ACS)
Shared A Back Fence - gay slang (ACS)
Mea Culpa - Adam's porn name (ACS)
Hand Twins - Gay code (ACS)
Backscatter - Porn technology (PM)
Cajun Tree Climber - Gay code (AOTH)
Snow Blower- Gay code (AOTH)
Stump Grinder - Gay code (AOTH)
Tumbler And Coaster - Adam's gay slang replacement for "top and bottom" (PM)
Go For A Bike Ride - Gay code (ACS)
Artie Fartie - Adam's porn name from the 80's (ACS)
Road Island Ray - Ray's porn name (AOTH)
38KKK -A type of porn that comes out of Kentucky (ACS)
Tech Screw - A dirty website for geeks (ACS)
Bearvalanche - Worst gay move ever (ACS)
Wacked Off Pieces Of Cactus - Gay code for gay rough trade (ACS)
Brad Nail - Good gay porn name (ADS)
Top Gear - Another name for Adam’s junk (Opening) (ACS)
Lightning Rod - Good gay porn name for Milo Yiannopplous (ADS)
Milk Barn - Another name for Adam's bathroom sink (ACS)
Meat Thievery - That's just good gay code (ACS)
Hairy Shin - Adam's gay porn name (ACS)
Asian persuasion - Sounds like a good name for a porn series Asian persuasion 16 (ACS)
Cock holster - Good movie series, cock holster 14 (ACS)
Celebrity Du Jour - G Great porn name (ACS)
Europol - Another great porn name (ACS)
Roy Wood - Adam's gay porn name (show opening) (ACS)
Tank slapper - gay slang (Gina) (ACS)
Porch Pirate - Gay term (ACS)
Mad Chuck - The world's worst name for a gay porn star (AOTH)
Fruit Of The Year - A porn Dave (Dameshek) starred in (ACS) (Opening)
Sweat lodge - Gay code (ACS)
The L.A. Underground - Sounds like a gay bar (M&J)
Skin and grin - gay slang (ACS) Gay/place
Rear Admiral - The name of one of the best bars on west side (ACS)
Loaded for bear - Now a gay term (GS)
Cockout - When a gay guy doesn't try very hard (ACS)
Margana Wood - porn name (ACS)
Hugh Bris - Porn star (RD)

Miscellaneous People

Trajectory Hagar - High school kid "heading down the wrong path" in life (ACS)
Slick Mouth - Adam's prison name (ACS)
Rich Carless - Cool homeless guy name (ACS)
Keyless Chuck - Best homeless guy name (ACS)
Nasal Ranger - Worst superhero name ever (Gina) (ACS)
Krav Maga - Good name for a sheriff (ADS)
Hubcap Annie - Horror that hangs out with Keyless Chuck (ACS)
Becky Honkington (Allison) (ACS)
Monica Chugscock - (Pronounced "Shuggscawk") (ADS)
Tyvek DuPont - Best rich guys name (AOTH)
Mattress - A Model/actress (ACS)
Hofmeister Kink - Nazi war criminal who's been in hiding in Brazil for the past 61 years. AKA Jake Johnson (ACS)
Serpiginous - the world's wimpiest swordsman. Sir Piginous of Wussville! (LL)
Chick Fila - Great play-by-play guy for the Warriors from the '70s (Show?)
Peri Menopausal - Best P.I. working the Chicago beat (LL)
Whiskey Dick - The neighborhood pedophile in the clown outfit (ACS)
Surge - Guy that drives for ÜBER (ACS)
Babbling Brook - Great name for a female cattle auctioneer (PM)
Terra Firma - Name of the "woman of color" that heckled Adam at a Ventura live show and was removed by force (The Ranker Podcast)
Octomom - Great Batman villain (Bryan) (ACS)
Larry The Cabinet Guy - Failed Israeli comic "Don't get 'er done!" (ACS)
Rod Blagojevich - Joe Francis' slimy brother who sells above ground pools out of a primered van (ACS)
Cockchug Man - The gay superhero in The Village People that wears just all leather (ACS)
MEL-ROL- She's one of the Spice Girls (AOTH)
Hand Farts - A new comedian Adam had never heard of (ACS)
Juan Jeremy - The greatest international film star ever (ACS) Bitchathane Jackson - Good name for a "sista" (ACS)
Tobar - Perfect caveman name (ACS)
Vroman - A fast moving Roman (ACS)
Korn Syrup and Fructose - Women of color who work at the strip club with Jade (stage 4) (ACS)
Fred Meyer - Lucy's neighbor (ACS)
Kimchi - The Asian flutist (ACS)
Pacoima - The Mechanic from Taxi (ACS)
Dick Salt - NATO Alliance General (ACS)
Dick Salt (2) - Manger of the Mariners in the early Seventies (Bryan) (ACS)
Caramel And Fudge - Two more African-American prostitutes that lived in the apartment above Adam’s (ACS)
Peaches - The whore that lived upstairs (ACS)
F. Me Bailey - Greatest lawyer of all time (RD)
Agua Caliente - Loves that guy. He does a great John Madden (ACS)
Senior Penis - One the most dangerous drug lords to ever work (ADS)
Shill Du'Jour - Good Bond secretary name (RD)
Brexit Romero - Sounds like an International assassin (ACS)
Lugansk - That gay diver who hit his head and have the whole Canadian team AIDS (ACS)
Leak O'rama - A Dutch action star, starred in SUDDEN DEATH (AOTH)
Vaginismus - Great black guy name (ADS)
Normcore - Guy that owns Westwood one (ACS)
LaTolstoy - Great black guy name (ACS)
Shapiro – Artist who is really good at anime. Died in the 60’s but was a real trendsetter (ACS)
Chuck Spears – Good name for a racist. “Hey you workin’ with Chuck Spears over at the Klan?”
Norethindrone - DAG’s Sister (CLL)
La Tuskegee - Black airline pilot (ACS)
C-clamps – Nickname for Adam’s step-mom. “Ol’ C-clamps locked me out of the house again.” (ACS)
Harry Nilsson - (Gary thinks) he does the voices on The Simpsons (ADS)
Nutella - Great name for a crazy black woman (ACS)
Sia - The perfect person to break up with. Would be perfect if she was dating Jack (hit the road Jack) (ACS)
The Ball Catcher - What Adam used to call Ray's ass in junior high (ACFBSL)
MOAB- Matt's new nickname (Mother Of All Buttholes) (AONTH)
Trip Reeb - Great name for a white guy (ACS)
Merle Horn - One of the greatest best ropers to ever come down the Pecos (ACS)
The Boring Machine - Lynette's name for Adam (ACS)
Avocado hand - The nickname of Eric Clapton's brother (Chet) who works at a Mexican place and is charge of the guacamole (ACS)
Bagel hand - Clapton's Jewish cousin (ACS)
Fa-Sheeya (fascia) - a heavy set woman of color that works at the DMV (ACAFBSL)
Ghrelin - New AM/PM mascot (ACS)
Krav Maga - An Israeli Captain from 1946 (ACS)
Cuban Boa - Sounds like a dark skinned trannie (ACS)
Gabardine - She's a very chatty woman of color middle-aged and she'll talk your ear off. (ACS)
Guy Dudebro - Greatest name ever (AOTH)
Otto Warmbier- Simultaneously the greatest and worst beer master brewer name ever (ACS)
Leif Geragos - Greatest rocking attorney ever Viking rocker attorney (ACS)
Ernest J. Bigot - "I'm just asking....I'm just wanna know...." (ACS)
Panzanella - Cobra's full name (ACS)
Sheet Metal Nibbler - Great name for Matt the porcelain punisher (AOTH)
Big grenadine - Sounds like a large black neighbor (ACS)
Silent gym - next to Keyless Chuck, best homeless guy name ever (ACS)
Nuchilla - Sounds like a black vampire (Theo Von) (ACS)
D' poleon - Black Napoleon (ACS)
Luke Rockhold - Sounds like a character on The Flintstones (GS)
Sissy squat - She was hot (AOTH)
Beulah - The town horror (RD)
Ronan Farrow - One of the best wheel men in Europe (ACS)
Duke Bagg - Comedian Ian Bagg's brother (ACS)
Root ball grinder - A horrible term for a bitchy wife (Ruth Ballgrinder and Harriet Mulcher) (Tim Allen) (ACS)

Morning Zoos/DJ's/Radio Stations

Gum and Condoms - (Show?)
Dusty Labia - Adam's handle when he used to do AM Mornings. (ACS)
Asscrack and Backsack in the morning with Sludge (LL)
Crockpots and Headphones (ACS)
Booger and Floor Wax (ACS)
Almonds and Water (ACS)
Cold Butter And Calves (ADS)
Schluter And The Drain - Schluter has a thick Austrian accent , while "The Drain" has a super low voice (AOTH)
Ace Rockolla - Just Google "Ace Rockolla Lightning round...." (LL)
Fungus and Mold (Show?)
Stupid and Petty (Show?)
Eunice and Edgar - Bubba the Love Sponge's parents (ACS)
Flip Flops and Fanny Packs (ACS)
Hairy Shin- Does a KCRE show in the weekends (ACS)
Deep Bra Grooves - Should be a Sirius XM station Channel 248, C+ and above! (ACS)
Andy and Opie - Great Radio Show (ACS)
Quiet Rock - Sounds like an easy listening rock station (AOTH)
Quiet Crush - A good easy listening radio station (ACS)
The Tool Box - SiriusXM took tune station aka KTOL (ACS)

Places

Boobville - (LL)
Pedoph Isle aka Pedophile Island - Island where are all the pedophiles are sent to live. (Also a TV show/movie idea) (LL)
Lil' Lord Fauntleroy’s Academy for Albino Hemophiliacs - Drew's childhood school (LL)
Doesntexistizcan - Where presidential candidate Platitude's grandfather was from (ACS)
Boga Raton - The world's worst resort spot (Show?)
Meat Yard - Great name for a gay bar (ACS)
Mister Fister's - Adam's all-time top name for a gay bar (ACS)
Sub-Par - Worst name for a submarine sandwich shop (Show?)
Queen Mary - Great name for a tranny bar (ACS)
NuvaRing - A German racetrack. "The new Nissan GTR turned it in 7:21, faster than the Corvette." (Show?)
Louis Pasteur Middle School (ACS)
Helms Deep - World's first gay bar bakery (ACS)
Kal Penn - One of the best sounding names to get an engineering degree from (ACS)
Alaska State Motto - Love fishing but I hate your kids? Alaska! (PM)
Duke University - John Wayne's college (ACS)
Planned Possumhood - Planned Parenthood in Arkansas (ACS)
Fruit Stand - Great name for a gay bar (ACS)
Poo Poo City - Where Charles Fletcher Loomis' house is located (ACS)
Blood Bank - great name for a check cashing place in the hood (ACS)
Bass Manor - Great name for a gay bar (ACS)
The Dead C - Sounds like the worst name for a lesbian bar ever (ACS)
Wood Bar -Good name for a gay bar (ACS)
Ghost Load -Ride at Calico Ghost Town (ADS)
Nasacort - Country club for Jewish folks where they play tennis at (ADS)
L.A. HOTT - An 80's bar with an outdoor door seating area/failed Steven Bochco series pilot (ACS)
Fairy Wings - Good name for a bar on the west side (ACS)
Second Hand/First World – Store that sells rich whitey’s high end stuff (ACS)
The Lance Hunter - Perfect name for a gay bar (Dumb People Town)
Pervert Park – Theo Vaughn grew up there (ACS)
Big Sur - Great name for a big and tall shop (Show?)
Studio Centric - Sounds like a Utopia. Between Valley Village and Sherman Oaks (AOTH)
Asstard - Thor came from that planet (ACS)
Grand Entrance - Great name for a gay bar (AOTH)
Thermopolis - Where the Bun Boy is (ACS)
The Turkish Embassy - Gay bar (ACS)
Low Tide - Gay code for boner in the rear view mirror (ACS)
Corumption - On the way to Vegas, where Heidi Fleiss lives with her macaws (ACS)

Miscellaneous

Bash Worthy - Comic strip's character name/title (ACS)
Cleaning The Pink Turtle - Bryan's name for pleasuring oneself (ACS)
Analingus - A new type of breath mint (LL)
The Milk Of Arthritic Goats - A rabbi's curse: "May you suckle at the teet of the milk of arthritic goat!!!" (ACS)
Armenian Christmas - An unspeakable sexual act in prison. "Johnny ratted out the white supremacists to the warden, so they gave him an Armenian Christmas" (Show?)
Carbon Dating - A black dating website (ACS)
Ray's Enema Antics - New podcast on Carolla Digital (Bryan)(ACS)
RU486 - Vanity plate for a guy who runs an abortion clinic (ADS)
Jet Green - Amsterdam's Airlines (ACS)
Stromer, Oldhafer and Carolla - World's worst law firm (AOTH)
Ira Carolla - Sounds like an affliction "oh my Ira Carolla's acting up" (ACS)
Sawjay - Sounds French...gay word for sausage. "I was strokin' this dudes sawjay" (ACS)
Smokeless cigarette - Name for Dr. Drew's honker after his prostate surgery (ADS)
Surge - Guy that drives for ÜBER (ACS)
El Niño - name of "Sinn" strip club DJ's cock (ACS)
Blue Man - Crazy hairdresser's macaw who doesn't judge (PM)
Lucia - An Italian moped (ACS)
American Jewish World Service - a van that's begging to be shot at (ACS)
E-aye? - Canadian version of EBay (ACS)
Sweatpants Lesbian - What Adam would be. An in-between lesbian. Not a lipstick lesbian, not a butch dyke (ACS)
SuckStrong - Bill Clinton's bracelet (ACS)
Gaybus - Gay and bogus (ACS)
Stroke Cane - Sounds like some sugary treat, mixed with a reach around (ACS)
Flappy Bird - The most offensive name for the vagina (ACS)
G8 (Summit) - The Pontiac that Oprah gave away on her show (ACS)
Oracle A The Delphi - Big new startup company (ADS)
Crewkakke - A type of sweater (ACS)
Ride The Pine - Gay slang (ADS)
The Flying Dutchman - Great name for an Amsterdam airlines (ACS)
Uncle Tom-bién - Mexican Uncle Tom (ACS)
Cleaning My Chain - Euphemism for beating off (ACS)
Awesome Town - A gathering of three or more polar bears (ACS)
Avocado - The Greek word for nut sack (ACS)
Doucherette - A gum/patch that douchebags chew/use (ACS)
Urban Milling -Black guys standing around (AOTH)
Synesthesia - When you eat your own hair (ACS)
Tuck Rule - When a guy pretends he's a chick and stands in front of the mirror (ACS)
My 2 Pencil Is Out Of Lead - Another term for erectile dysfunction (ACS)
Float A Bond - When a politician farts (RD)
Meet Gaze - Gay slang (ACS)
Vaginismus - black people's holiday, accompanied with a lot of ceremonial garb (ADS)
Vaseline and Gauze - Elizabeth Taylor's new scent (ACS)
Jewber - A drunk on a 10-speed (ACS)
Chickpea - What Gina does when we camp (ACS)
Oscar Squad - New Marvel Movie (Gina) (ACS)
Oscar Squad (2) - Bad Gay code (ACS)
Airbus - worst name for an aircraft. Sounds like “air donkey” (AOTH)
Shailene Woodley - Sounds like the most fantastical verb/adverb combo. “I want to Shailene Woodley through a field of poppies with you” (Gina) (Twitter)
Asshole rider - Gay slang (ACS)
Asshole rider (2) - Worst piece of exercise equipment Vinnie’s ever endorsed (ACS)
Cortron/Melamine - Transformers (Gina) (ACS)
Diario La Prensa - Stealer of the jersey in Spanish (ACS)
Anoscope - Worst way to see a movie (ADS)
The Sicilian Fly Swatter - Sounds like a WWF move (Gina) (ACS)
Jellyfish - Sounds like something your grandpa would buy for you at the mall (ACS)
Fruit fly - More politically correct term for fag hag (Show?)
Jewgling - When a Jew "Googles" their symptoms (ACS)
Tavares - David Wild's boner medicine (ACS)
Jew-over - A mulligan from a barmitzva. "Uh, I misread that...can I get a Jew-over?" (ACS)
Ossified - That's a Don King word, there (ACS)
Zero for Cecil - Worst charity ever (Bald Bryan) (ACS)
Cash Widedick - Ace's name if you can call an apple a honey crisp. (ACS)
A++ - A bra that Gina will never see (ACS)
Joycelyn - a good name for Curly from the Three Stooges to say (ACS)
Phallisee - Latin for "to see the penis" (ADS)
Coffee nap - Euphemism for pooping in your pants (ACS)
USS Monitor - doesn't sound like a ship of war, sounds like a night nurse (ACS)
Dotard - A skirt a man wears (ACS)
Wilding- Something derogatory that takes place in public pools in certain counties (ACS)
Caveat - Latin for shitting on Adam's point (ADS)
Festiva - sounds like a boner medicine (ACS)

Food/Drinks

Deer Bits - A venison cereal. Made of frosted deer flakes (Show?)
Coco Chanel - Nestlé’s newest coffee flavor (ACS) Honey Dicks - Best cereal name ever (ACS)
Dawson's Beard - A pudding flavor Ace saw at Whole Foods (ACS)
Mighty Mutts - Worst breakfast cereal ever (ADS)
Chillax - A cinnamon based drink from "Hector's" country (ACS)
Black Dick - An English desert (ACS)
Tardy Digression - sounds like a finger food..."would you like another tardy digression?" "No, I'm saving room for the main meal" (IFYWABC)
Double Bird Strike - Mixed drink created by Ace and Teresa. Made with Grey Goose, Wild Turkey, a splash of Canadian Club, and a splash of Hudson River water (ACS)
GAYtorade - A sports drink for gay people, because they lose essential body fluids (ACS)
University of Illinois At Urbana Champaign - Sounds like a carbonated drink for black people (ACS)
Flinch Fuck - Part of a nutritious breakfast, and a healthy relationship (ADS)
Phantom Punch - Something Bill Cosby gave his lady friends (ACS)
Pansy Sauce - Goes good with some shrimp (ADS)
Tilted Pillar - Kick ass IPA (AOTH)
Shaver - a good name for a miniature pastrami sandwich (Cousin Sal Show)
GPA - Something they add to children's cereal. (ACS)
Stellwell's - A new low fat snack cracker (ACS)
Conchata Ferrell - A great cheese/ unwanted cat (ACS)
Poopwell's - One of the worst snacks Nabisco has ever put their name on (ACS)
Belldini – Latest Taco bell offering (ACS)
Fuzzy Zoeller – Zima with a jigger of peach schnapps (ACS)
Millennial malaise - A seeet honey dipping sauce (ADS)
Jelani Cobb - Sounds like an Indian dish (Gina) (ACS)
Air Doodle - the very worst Super Bowl snack on the planet (ACS)
Faygala - Jewish sports drink (ACS)

TV Shows/Movies

Cunt du' Jour - A great Bond villain name (ACS)
Coffee and Donuts - (Charlie Coffee III and Johnny Donetti) Johnny's a tough street wise cop whose jive talking and plays by his own rules and Charlie's super uptight (LL)
Pedoph Isle (aka) Pedophile Island - All pedophiles are sent to live on an isolated island, and a 747 full of Boy Scouts crash lands there and they have to fight to survive (Also a place) (ACS)
Anus and Eyeball - Buddy cop TV show duo (ACS)
Pussy Pioneer - Paul Reiser mentioned it, and Adam added "It was John Candy's last movie" (ACS)
Red Velvet - Made up movie character Clown played by Paul Giamatti. "Was secret service, and someone died on his watch. Now he's takin to clownin'." Wears a red velvet clown outfit. (ACS)
Destination Of The Semen - (Adam Ray) A movie Harrison Ford passed on twice (ACS)
Gay Eye - Movie where Adam plays Buddy McKlan, a racist homophobic mechanic who is blinded in a freak hot transmission fluid accident. He gets the donor eyes from a gay guy who perished on a moped accident in Antigua. Co-starring Larry the Cable Guy as his best friend. (Co-written by Bryan Cranston) (ACS)
Grinders - Sitcom where Jon Gruden moves in with Johnny Manziel (ACS)
Squishy Red River - Movie that started John Wayne (Show?)
Gusset And Cable - Perfect Cop buddy duo team (AOTH)
Just One Of The Gays - Stars Shia LaBeouf (ACS)
Doug Gets Blown While He Eats Pudding - Doug Benson's next podcast (ACS)
Hard Impact - Sounds like a Van Damme movie from the 90's (ACS)
Hammer Pants And Ice - Worst cop detective duo from the 80's (ACS)
Living With The Kilowatts - Adam's new animated series where they just leave toaster ovens on all day (ACS)
Keep Calm And Rape A Lot - Worst Monty Python film ever (ACS)
Medical Mishaps - New show Dave Coulier and Tawny Kitaen could host (ACS)
Roaming With Bison - Another great Bill Murray movie (ACS)
Gainesville Florida Financial Planner - Sounds like a Saturday Night Live skit (ACS)
Blame the Bee Gees - Adam's next documentary (ACS)
Adam Knees Your Dad In The Nuts - Adam's new game show (ACS)
Navigeddon - Terrorists take over all of the GPS systems of cars, and send them careening into the Grand Canyon (ACS)
Rings Of Honor - Terrorists take over Olympic training facility in Colorado Springs, and the athletes have to use their individual skills to escape. (Cameo by Randy Couture as the salty old coach) (ACS)
Endless Time/Ample Time For Backup -Adam's new Netflix series (ACS)
Tarred n' Feathered - Buddy flick starring a retarded guy and an Indian chief (Show?)
Mr. Will Doo And Can Doo - PSA Motivational cartoon bathroom characters Will Doo (Played by Will Arnette) and Can Doo is shaped like a toilet. Filmed in kitschy Clutch Cargo style animation (ADS)
Robot Lawyer - Great Phil Hartman bit (ACS)
Umpire News Network - Adam's channel with umpires reporting. Unbiased reporting (ACS)
Sofa Tard - New CW show coming soon (Matt) (AOTH)
Junior Fantasy Island - Show where kids of reckless parents are shipped off to live with Bill Cosby and Felicia Rashad (ADS)
2 And A Half Denali's - Hasn't been same since Sheen left (ACS)
So Kanye - Sitcom from the 90's (ACS)
Ridicuopothy - Sounds like a Mike Judge movie (ADS)
Master Buck - One of John Candy's most controversial movies (ACS)
LA HOTT - An 80’s bar with an outdoor door seating area/failed Steven Bochco series plot (ACS)
Mother Hitler - Coming to TNT. Starring Patrick Swayze's bother, Don (ACS)
Sink and Bounce - Movie about roller boogie from the 80's , starred Lil' Bow Wow (ACS)
The Debs - A made up CW network show where you just put all the hot chicks in Hollywood (ACS)
The Origin Story Of AIDS - Worst Marvel movie ever (Bryan)(ACS)
Everybody Hates Vinnie - horrible sitcom (ACS)
Chick Clan - good movie title (ACS)
Condo in Redondo - Best movie I ever did (ADS)
Red Lobsteria - New show Dr Drew was talking about where African Americans form their own country (ACS)
Earthquake rehab - reality show Dr drew seismic expert and a civil engineer come together (Rainn Wilson) (ACS)
Rooster Jones - Great John Wayne movie. Super Fly meets True Grit (ACS)
Ernest Bigot goes to..... (ACS)
Nickels On The Job - First and onlyJewish gum shoe on the job. ABC,Friday nights, 10:00 (ADS)
Solicitor general great Danny Kaye movie (RD)
Disjointed - Lorena Bobbitt biopic (ADS)
Habib and Company - Horrible children's show (MS)
Bobby's Room - Howie Mandel animated project from the 90's (ACS)

Books/Coffee Table Books

Dade County Black Prom, 1985 (ACS)
Here Are The Pajamas We Picture You In (ACS)
Three Shitty Homes, One Washing Machine, Zero Dryers - (Ray) Title of Adam's new book (AOTH)
Chapstick And Batteries - Title of Adam's next bestselling book (ACS)
Who The Fuck Put Their Sombrero on My Keys? – Title of Adam’s next book (ACS)
Cunt With A Grunt - Adam's favorite Dr. Seuss book (PM)
You'll Never See A Cockroach Jog (PM)
Kemo Skinny Calves - Adam's new children's book (ADS)
You're Dyslexic And I'm Dumb - Adam and John Popper's collaborative next book (ACS)
I Get It If You’re GWAR - Adam's next book (ACS)
Bulk Magazine - Costco magazine that Jimmy Kimmell graced the cover of twice (ACS)
Do You Have To Take Your Top Off To Dye Your Pubes, Drew? (LL)
Glamping With Moriah - Adam's new book (ACS)
Dade County Black Prom 1985 (ACS)
From The Mouths of Babes (Hot Chicks Not Babies) (ACS)
(The) Sweet Spot - Adam's next book (Bryan) (ACS)
I Thought Things Would Be Better When I Was Rich (ACS)
Radio Station Kitchen (ACS)
Post-it Notes In Radio Station Kitchens (ACS)
Comedy Club Green Rooms And The Sofas That Were Not Made For Them (ACS)
Jethro, the Mexican Jew - A great children's book (Gina) (ACS)
Professor and the Construction Worker -The worst children's book ever (ACS)
Willie and the Weed - Good name for a children's book. ACS

Native American Names

Chief Thunderbear (LL)
Dances With Cocks (ACS)
Dances With Lipstick (ACS)
Ol' Urethra Windows (ACS)
Oxnard - Indian name meaning the balls of a bull (ACS)

V/P Names

Absorbent Rag - Good name for T's V (ACS)
Dixville Notch - Another name for G's V (ACS show opening)
Hobo Stove - Another name for A's V (ACS)
Sausage Grinder - Another name for A's V (ACS)
El Portal - Great name for G's V (ACS show opening)
Harry Belafonte - Adam's name for his junk, if he were a woman (Show?)
Hurt Locker - Another name for T' s V (ACS)
Judge's mansion - Another name for T's V (ACS)
Cmarket.com - Another name for T's V (ACS)
City of Industry - Another name for T's V (ACS)
Dutch Mook - Another name for T's V (ACS)
Snake River Canyon - Another name for G's V (ACS)
Dakota Access Pipeline - Another name for G's V (ACS)
The Holidome - Another name for G’s V (ACS)
No Safe Spaces - - Great name for T's V (ACS)
Discovery Bay - Great name for G's V (ACS)
B.O. Box - Great name for G's V (ACS)
Sea bag - Good name for Gs V (ACS)

Show Openings

The Lebanese comedian - Ace's favorite sex position (ACS)
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Carollaisms (October)
As always, newest additions are added to the bottom of each section. If you know of any others or have corrections, please reply. MAHALO!

Band Names/Rap Stars

Mitt Romney and The One Percenters (ACS)
ManAyz - Rap Star (LL)
D'Bagz - Rap Star (LL)
Maxi Pad - An all-girl band that knows how to rock (LL)
Dick Tingle - One of the best blues men in the business (Show?)
Lynette and the Lackeys (ACS)
Straw Hat and the Bowties - Jerry Springer's Dixieland band who plays at the Knott's Berry Farm Good Time Theater (ACS)
Gut Fluffer (ACS)
Johnny Beaumont and The Legionnaires - All wear matching powder blue tuxedoes (ACS)
Automatic Vaginismus - Band name (LL)
Dissuade - Rappeproducer of Kanye/One of Kim's ex beaus (ACS)
Starchy Deuce - Band that should be produced by D' Suede (ACS)
Narthex - (ACS)
Epileptic Declawed Hamster - That is a helluva punk band right there (ACS)
Loretta Lynch - Country singer who sang "Stand by your man" (ACS)
The Areolas - Covered an Eagles song in the 90s (ACS)
Fleece and Flannel - One of the best lesbian acoustic duos you will ever see (ACS)
3 Chainz - Rap star (ACS)
Blues Squatter - Adam's dads band name (ACS)
Tampon Kayak - One of Seattle's greatest, but least heard of Indie bands (ACS)
Jizz Grenade (LL)
Dryer Fire - Hot indie band name (ACS)
Iranian Revolutionary Guard - Prince's backup band (ACS)
Rape Kit - Name of Adam's band from high school (ACS)
Nog Bong - A band Adam was in in high school (ACS)
Bum Blazer – Adam’s band in high school (ACS)
White Trash Kimchi - Another good band name (Bald Bryan) (ACS)
White Noise - Adam's rap name (ADS)
Promethazine - Lil Wayne's sister (ADS)
Light Rail - Great Rap name (ADS)
Danny In The Joint - Good indie band name (ACS)
Anal Cleft - one of the worst reggae singers to leave Jamaica (ACS)
Anal Cleft and the Taints - Great reggae group (ACS)
MEL-ROL - One of the Spice Girls (AOTH)
D'bris - Great Rap name (ACS)
Cisgender - A militant female rapper....for the ladies (ACS)
Krav Maga - Country singing Jew (ACS)
Lynette and Paulette- Sounds like a singing duo from the 60's (RD)
Nuts In The Sink - Name of Ray’s new band (Ray) (AOTH)
SubDude - Pete Holmes' Rap Name (ACS)
Ray And The Enemas - Blues singer and his backup band (ADS)
Yakov Crutchfield - He has a show in Branson (ADS)
Mac 18 - Adam’s favorite rapper (RD)
Tremble Lean – Adam’s rap name (ACBSL)
Sticker back – Worst band out of Canada ever (ACS)
Pennywise and pound foolish - A band from the 90's (RD)
Strawberry Shortcake's Neti Pot - Great band name (Twitter)
Puffy Elon Musk - Worst rapper ever (ACS)
Pantera Club at Laguna Seca (Twitter)
Savage Body Attack - New wave romantic band Ace was in when he was 19 (FBL)
Jumping Jazzy Jews - Jeff Goldblum's jazz band (ACS)
Snore Cherry - Great band name (ACS)
Pat Benatard - Pat Benatar cover band (ACS)
Rancid Nuts - Good band name (ACS)
Gary And The Knotholes - Good band name (AOTH)
Tampon canoe - Good indie band (ACS)

Song Titles

Meatless Monday's - Horrible Bangles song (Show?)
Measles and Commuter Trains - Worst Christmas song ever (ACS)
White Guys Be Ownin' Everything - Adam's next hit (ACS)
Blood On The Grout -John Cougar Mellencamp song (ACS)
No Blood In The Peckeroo - Good John Cougar song (ACS)
Mellen's Gold - A three disc box set of nothing but John Cougar Mellencamp hits (ACS)
Freaks, Retards and Jews - Not a Cher song (ACS)
Pedophile Cops - Good Cheap Trick song (ACS)
Pig Anus Soup - Favorite Rolling Stones album (Bryan) (ACS)
That Dog Don’t Mess With Olga and Natalia Don’t Spit No Mo’ - Sounds like a Mississippi Delta blues song Bryan (ACS)
Goggles Are For Pussies - Trace Adkins' number one hit (ACAFBSL)
Whistle while you masturbate - The lost Disney song aka "Whistle while you jerk" (ACS)
12 Pack & Dick's Hard - Name of Adam's new album (Gina) (ACS)
Blood and Soil- A good Smithereens song (ACS)
Pins Colada in Amsterdam - Worst Jimmy Buffet song ever (ACS)
Tough Times In The City - Great Nick Gilder song (ACS)
I've Got A Hamster In My Scrotum And He's Looking For His Keys - That's a good country song (ACS)
Gay Hitler -Great Elvis Costello song (ACS)
Tard On The Tool Shed - Good Mellenamp song (AOTH)
Condo in Redondo - Sublime song (ADS)
Animoji - Band that sung "Obsession" (ACS)
People Who Have Lost People - Worst Barbara Streisand song ever (ACS)

Football Players/Athletes/Teams:

Legs Akimbo - Wide Receiver (ACS)
Ferrel Katz - Nose Tackle (ACS)
L' Brarian Booker - Wide Receiver (ACS)
Oscar Buzz - Linebacker (ACS)
DeVigorous Lover - Wide Receiver (ACS)
Nadir Zenith - Placekicker (ACS)
DeGluten Free - Offensive Lineman (ACS)
Tangy Mango - Fullback (ACS)
N'Farious Plan - (position?) (ACS)
Modular Holmes - (position?) (ACS)
Fortuitous Bounce - Safety (ACS)
Operatin' Thetan - (ACS) Quarterback for the Washington Redskins (ACS)
Minority Banks - HOF OLB who died tragically in a car wreck shortly after his HOF induction, a natural athlete, he played option QB in college along with being a stand out member of the track team, and in high school he was captain of the basketball team. Survived by his twin brother Majority Banks, who also played in the league, and daughter Recuser Banks who many believe was the best athlete in the family (Show?)
Coach Platitude - "take a knee son... Helmet's not a chair" (ACS)
Glendora Bevmo - Mother of DeVigorous Lover and L' Brarian Booker (different fathers, of course) (ACS)
Marshall Law - (Allison) (ACS)
Orlando Ceeworld - (position?) (ACS)
Du Vatine - (position?) (Show?)
Raja Slate - Super fast wide-out out of Marshall via LSU (AOTH)
Moe Greene - Great corner for the Washington Redskins in the 80s (ACS)
Bronx Defenders - Sounds like a AAA hockey team (RD)
Medical Error - Slipped in the draft due to a video being released just prior (ACS)
Homeo Stasis (position?) (ACS)
Capybara - The greatest name for a major league skipper (ACS)
Ejaxico Johnson - (position?) (ACS)
Radiant Barrier vs. Attic Fan - The worst WWE matchup ever to grace the stage (AOTH)
Bamboo Brick - one of the greatest mixed martial artists on the planet (AOTH)
Dexter Methorphan - He did not participate in the combines, but his coaches say he can run a 4.3 (Twitter)
Bob Jacuzzi - Great point guard for the Celtics aka "THE COOZE" (ACS)
Shame Negation - Picked to leave Clemson early and go very early in the draft this year. (ADS)
Entertainment crackers - Another name for the Washington Generals ACS
Hearty Backer - Good name for an inside backer (ACS

Porn Star Names/Terms/Code:

Spoodini - (LL)
Rocky Stucco - (AOTH)
No Can Doo - Backdoor anal queen of China (ACS)
Kristallnacht - Worst porn star name in the business (ACS)
Madison Avenue (I am Rappaport Podcast)
Hero Du Jour (I am Rappaport Podcast)
Kindle Fire (ACS)
Jackson Hole - Gay porn actor (ACS)
Col. Duke Lacrosse - Adam's porn name (LL)
Duke Circumference - Adam's gay porn name (ACS)
Rich Data - Gay porn actor (Show?)
Tom Foolery - Gay porn actor (Show?)
Honey Dijon - Great porn star name (Show?)
Aids Machete - One of Adam's gay porn names. "Very short stint, I only did 2 weeks with that name, so it was like 41 movies." (ACS)
Bryce Canyon - Great gay porn name (ACS)
The Italian Coastguard - A gay move. "Let me just start with basic anal, then I'll slide into the Italian Coastguard." (ACS)
Tetanus Gym - Good gay porn name "Who you working with?" "Tetanus Gym." "Oh boy, make sure you're on top" (ACS)
Shared A Back Fence - gay slang (ACS)
Mea Culpa - Adam's porn name (ACS)
Hand Twins - Gay code (ACS)
Backscatter - Porn technology (PM)
Cajun Tree Climber - Gay code (AOTH)
Snow Blower- Gay code (AOTH)
Stump Grinder - Gay code (AOTH)
Tumbler And Coaster - Adam's gay slang replacement for "top and bottom" (PM)
Go For A Bike Ride - Gay code (ACS)
Artie Fartie - Adam's porn name from the 80's (ACS)
Road Island Ray - Ray's porn name (AOTH)
38KKK -A type of porn that comes out of Kentucky (ACS)
Tech Screw - A dirty website for geeks (ACS)
Bearvalanche - Worst gay move ever (ACS)
Wacked Off Pieces Of Cactus - Gay code for gay rough trade (ACS)
Brad Nail - Good gay porn name (ADS)
Top Gear - Another name for Adam’s junk (Opening) (ACS)
Lightning Rod - Good gay porn name for Milo Yiannopplous (ADS)
Milk Barn - Another name for Adam's bathroom sink (ACS)
Meat Thievery - That's just good gay code (ACS)
Hairy Shin - Adam's gay porn name (ACS)
Asian persuasion - Sounds like a good name for a porn series Asian persuasion 16 (ACS)
Cock holster - Good movie series, cock holster 14 (ACS)
Celebrity Du Jour - G Great porn name (ACS)
Europol - Another great porn name (ACS)
Roy Wood - Adam's gay porn name (show opening) (ACS)
Tank slapper - gay slang (Gina) (ACS)
Porch Pirate - Gay term (ACS)
Mad Chuck - The world's worst name for a gay porn star (AOTH)
Fruit Of The Year - A porn Dave (Dameshek) starred in (ACS) (Opening)
Sweat lodge - Gay code (ACS)
The L.A. Underground - Sounds like a gay bar (M&J)
Skin and grin - gay slang (ACS) Gay/place
Rear Admiral - The name of one of the best bars on west side (ACS)
Loaded for bear - Now a gay term (GS)
Cockout - When a gay guy doesn't try very hard (ACS)
Margana Wood - porn name (ACS)

Miscellaneous People

Trajectory Hagar - High school kid "heading down the wrong path" in life (ACS)
Slick Mouth - Adam's prison name (ACS)
Rich Carless - Cool homeless guy name (ACS)
Keyless Chuck - Best homeless guy name (ACS)
Nasal Ranger - Worst superhero name ever (Gina) (ACS)
Krav Maga - Good name for a sheriff (ADS)
Hubcap Annie - Horror that hangs out with Keyless Chuck (ACS)
Becky Honkington (Allison) (ACS)
Monica Chugscock - (Pronounced "Shuggscawk") (ADS)
Tyvek DuPont - Best rich guys name (AOTH)
Mattress - A Model/actress (ACS)
Hofmeister Kink - Nazi war criminal who's been in hiding in Brazil for the past 61 years. AKA Jake Johnson (ACS)
Serpiginous - the world's wimpiest swordsman. Sir Piginous of Wussville! (LL)
Chick Fila - Great play-by-play guy for the Warriors from the '70s (Show?)
Peri Menopausal - Best P.I. working the Chicago beat (LL)
Whiskey Dick - The neighborhood pedophile in the clown outfit (ACS)
Surge - Guy that drives for ÜBER (ACS)
Babbling Brook - Great name for a female cattle auctioneer (PM)
Terra Firma - Name of the "woman of color" that heckled Adam at a Ventura live show and was removed by force (The Ranker Podcast)
Octomom - Great Batman villain (Bryan) (ACS)
Larry The Cabinet Guy - Failed Israeli comic "Don't get 'er done!" (ACS)
Rod Blagojevich - Joe Francis' slimy brother who sells above ground pools out of a primered van (ACS)
Cockchug Man - The gay superhero in The Village People that wears just all leather (ACS)
MEL-ROL- She's one of the Spice Girls (AOTH)
Hand Farts - A new comedian Adam had never heard of (ACS)
Juan Jeremy - The greatest international film star ever (ACS) Bitchathane Jackson - Good name for a "sista" (ACS)
Tobar - Perfect caveman name (ACS)
Vroman - A fast moving Roman (ACS)
Korn Syrup and Fructose - Women of color who work at the strip club with Jade (stage 4) (ACS)
Fred Meyer - Lucy's neighbor (ACS)
Kimchi - The Asian flutist (ACS)
Pacoima - The Mechanic from Taxi (ACS)
Dick Salt - NATO Alliance General (ACS)
Dick Salt (2) - Manger of the Mariners in the early Seventies (Bryan) (ACS)
Caramel And Fudge - Two more African-American prostitutes that lived in the apartment above Adam’s (ACS)
Peaches - The whore that lived upstairs (ACS)
F. Me Bailey - Greatest lawyer of all time (RD)
Agua Caliente - Loves that guy. He does a great John Madden (ACS)
Senior Penis - One the most dangerous drug lords to ever work (ADS)
Shill Du'Jour - Good Bond secretary name (RD)
Brexit Romero - Sounds like an International assassin (ACS)
Lugansk - That gay diver who hit his head and have the whole Canadian team AIDS (ACS)
Leak O'rama - A Dutch action star, starred in SUDDEN DEATH (AOTH)
Vaginismus - Great black guy name (ADS)
Normcore - Guy that owns Westwood one (ACS)
LaTolstoy - Great black guy name (ACS)
Shapiro – Artist who is really good at anime. Died in the 60’s but was a real trendsetter (ACS)
Chuck Spears – Good name for a racist. “Hey you workin’ with Chuck Spears over at the Klan?”
Norethindrone - DAG’s Sister (CLL)
La Tuskegee - Black airline pilot (ACS)
C-clamps – Nickname for Adam’s step-mom. “Ol’ C-clamps locked me out of the house again.” (ACS)
Harry Nilsson - (Gary thinks) he does the voices on The Simpsons (ADS)
Nutella - Great name for a crazy black woman (ACS)
Sia - The perfect person to break up with. Would be perfect if she was dating Jack (hit the road Jack) (ACS)
The Ball Catcher - What Adam used to call Ray's ass in junior high (ACFBSL)
MOAB- Matt's new nickname (Mother Of All Buttholes) (AONTH)
Trip Reeb - Great name for a white guy (ACS)
Merle Horn - One of the greatest best ropers to ever come down the Pecos (ACS)
The Boring Machine - Lynette's name for Adam (ACS)
Avocado hand - The nickname of Eric Clapton's brother (Chet) who works at a Mexican place and is charge of the guacamole (ACS)
Bagel hand - Clapton's Jewish cousin (ACS)
Fa-Sheeya (fascia) - a heavy set woman of color that works at the DMV (ACAFBSL)
Ghrelin - New AM/PM mascot (ACS)
Krav Maga - An Israeli Captain from 1946 (ACS)
Cuban Boa - Sounds like a dark skinned trannie (ACS)
Gabardine - She's a very chatty woman of color middle-aged and she'll talk your ear off. (ACS)
Guy Dudebro - Greatest name ever (AOTH)
Otto Warmbier- Simultaneously the greatest and worst beer master brewer name ever (ACS)
Leif Geragos - Greatest rocking attorney ever Viking rocker attorney (ACS)
Ernest J. Bigot - "I'm just asking....I'm just wanna know...." (ACS)
Panzanella - Cobra's full name (ACS)
Sheet Metal Nibbler - Great name for Matt the porcelain punisher (AOTH)
Big grenadine - Sounds like a large black neighbor (ACS)
Silent gym - next to Keyless Chuck, best homeless guy name ever (ACS)
Nuchilla - Sounds like a black vampire (Theo Von) (ACS)
D' poleon - Black Napoleon (ACS)
Luke Rockhold - Sounds like a character on The Flintstones (GS)

Morning Zoos/DJ's

Gum and Condoms - (Show?)
Dusty Labia - Adam's handle when he used to do AM Mornings. (ACS)
Asscrack and Backsack in the morning with Sludge (LL)
Crockpots and Headphones (ACS)
Booger and Floor Wax (ACS)
Almonds and Water (ACS)
Cold Butter And Calves (ADS)
Schluter And The Drain - Schluter has a thick Austrian accent , while "The Drain" has a super low voice (AOTH)
Ace Rockolla - Just Google "Ace Rockolla Lightning round...." (LL)
Fungus and Mold (Show?)
Stupid and Petty (Show?)
Eunice and Edgar - Bubba the Love Sponge's parents (ACS)
Flip Flops and Fanny Packs (ACS)
Hairy Shin- Does a KCRE show in the weekends (ACS)
Deep Bra Grooves - Should be a Sirius XM station Channel 248, C+ and above! (ACS)
Andy and Opie - Great Radio Show (ACS)
Quiet Rock - Sounds like an easy listening rock station (AOTH)
Quiet Crush - A good easy listening radio station (ACS)

Places

Boobville - (LL)
Pedoph Isle aka Pedophile Island - Island where are all the pedophiles are sent to live. (Also a TV show/movie idea) (LL)
Lil' Lord Fauntleroy’s Academy for Albino Hemophiliacs - Drew's childhood school (LL)
Doesntexistizcan - Where presidential candidate Platitude's grandfather was from (ACS)
Boga Raton - The world's worst resort spot (Show?)
Meat Yard - Great name for a gay bar (ACS)
Mister Fister's - Adam's all-time top name for a gay bar (ACS)
Sub-Par - Worst name for a submarine sandwich shop (Show?)
Queen Mary - Great name for a tranny bar (ACS)
NuvaRing - A German racetrack. "The new Nissan GTR turned it in 7:21, faster than the Corvette." (Show?)
Louis Pasteur Middle School (ACS)
Helms Deep - World's first gay bar bakery (ACS)
Kal Penn - One of the best sounding names to get an engineering degree from (ACS)
Alaska State Motto - Love fishing but I hate your kids? Alaska! (PM)
Duke University - John Wayne's college (ACS)
Planned Possumhood - Planned Parenthood in Arkansas (ACS)
Fruit Stand - Great name for a gay bar (ACS)
Poo Poo City - Where Charles Fletcher Loomis' house is located (ACS)
Blood Bank - great name for a check cashing place in the hood (ACS)
Bass Manor - Great name for a gay bar (ACS)
The Dead C - Sounds like the worst name for a lesbian bar ever (ACS)
Wood Bar -Good name for a gay bar (ACS)
Ghost Load -Ride at Calico Ghost Town (ADS)
Nasacort - Country club for Jewish folks where they play tennis at (ADS)
L.A. HOTT - An 80's bar with an outdoor door seating area/failed Steven Bochco series pilot (ACS)
Fairy Wings - Good name for a bar on the west side (ACS)
Second Hand/First World – Store that sells rich whitey’s high end stuff (ACS)
The Lance Hunter - Perfect name for a gay bar (Dumb People Town)
Pervert Park – Theo Vaughn grew up there (ACS)
Big Sur - Great name for a big and tall shop (Show?)
Studio Centric - Sounds like a Utopia. Between Valley Village and Sherman Oaks (AOTH)
Asstard - Thor came from that planet (ACS)
Grand Entrance - Great name for a gay bar (AOTH)
Thermopolis - Where the Bun Boy is (ACS)
The Turkish Embassy - Gay bar (ACS)

Miscellaneous

Bash Worthy - Comic strip's character name/title (ACS)
Cleaning The Pink Turtle - Bryan's name for pleasuring oneself (ACS)
Analingus - A new type of breath mint (LL)
The Milk Of Arthritic Goats - A rabbi's curse: "May you suckle at the teet of the milk of arthritic goat!!!" (ACS)
Armenian Christmas - An unspeakable sexual act in prison. "Johnny ratted out the white supremacists to the warden, so they gave him an Armenian Christmas" (Show?)
Carbon Dating - A black dating website (ACS)
Ray's Enema Antics - New podcast on Carolla Digital (Bryan)(ACS)
RU486 - Vanity plate for a guy who runs an abortion clinic (ADS)
Jet Green - Amsterdam's Airlines (ACS)
Stromer, Oldhafer and Carolla - World's worst law firm (AOTH)
Ira Carolla - Sounds like an affliction "oh my Ira Carolla's acting up" (ACS)
Sawjay - Sounds French...gay word for sausage. "I was strokin' this dudes sawjay" (ACS)
Smokeless cigarette - Name for Dr. Drew's honker after his prostate surgery (ADS)
Surge - Guy that drives for ÜBER (ACS)
El Niño - name of "Sinn" strip club DJ's cock (ACS)
Blue Man - Crazy hairdresser's macaw who doesn't judge (PM)
Lucia - An Italian moped (ACS)
American Jewish World Service - a van that's begging to be shot at (ACS)
E-aye? - Canadian version of EBay (ACS)
Sweatpants Lesbian - What Adam would be. An in-between lesbian. Not a lipstick lesbian, not a butch dyke (ACS)
SuckStrong - Bill Clinton's bracelet (ACS)
Gaybus - Gay and bogus (ACS)
Stroke Cane - Sounds like some sugary treat, mixed with a reach around (ACS)
Flappy Bird - The most offensive name for the vagina (ACS)
G8 (Summit) - The Pontiac that Oprah gave away on her show (ACS)
Oracle A The Delphi - Big new startup company (ADS)
Crewkakke - A type of sweater (ACS)
Ride The Pine - Gay slang (ADS)
The Flying Dutchman - Great name for an Amsterdam airlines (ACS)
Uncle Tom-bién - Mexican Uncle Tom (ACS)
Cleaning My Chain - Euphemism for beating off (ACS)
Awesome Town - A gathering of three or more polar bears (ACS)
Avocado - The Greek word for nut sack (ACS)
Doucherette - A gum/patch that douchebags chew/use (ACS)
Urban Milling -Black guys standing around (AOTH)
Synesthesia - When you eat your own hair (ACS)
Tuck Rule - When a guy pretends he's a chick and stands in front of the mirror (ACS)
My 2 Pencil Is Out Of Lead - Another term for erectile dysfunction (ACS)
Float A Bond - When a politician farts (RD)
Meet Gaze - Gay slang (ACS)
Vaginismus - black people's holiday, accompanied with a lot of ceremonial garb (ADS)
Vaseline and Gauze - Elizabeth Taylor's new scent (ACS)
Jewber - A drunk on a 10-speed (ACS)
Chickpea - What Gina does when we camp (ACS)
Oscar Squad - New Marvel Movie (Gina) (ACS)
Oscar Squad (2) - Bad Gay code (ACS)
Airbus - worst name for an aircraft. Sounds like “air donkey” (AOTH)
Shailene Woodley - Sounds like the most fantastical verb/adverb combo. “I want to Shailene Woodley through a field of poppies with you” (Gina) (Twitter)
Asshole rider - Gay slang (ACS)
Asshole rider (2) - Worst piece of exercise equipment Vinnie’s ever endorsed (ACS)
Cortron/Melamine - Transformers (Gina) (ACS)
Diario La Prensa - Stealer of the jersey in Spanish (ACS)
Anoscope - Worst way to see a movie (ADS)
The Sicilian Fly Swatter - Sounds like a WWF move (Gina) (ACS)
Jellyfish - Sounds like something your grandpa would buy for you at the mall (ACS)
Fruit fly - More politically correct term for fag hag (Show?)
Jewgling - When a Jew "Googles" their symptoms (ACS)
Tavares - David Wild's boner medicine (ACS)
Jew-over - A mulligan from a barmitzva. "Uh, I misread that...can I get a Jew-over?" (ACS)
Ossified - That's a Don King word, there (ACS)
Zero for Cecil - Worst charity ever (Bald Bryan) (ACS)
Cash Widedick - Ace's name if you can call an apple a honey crisp. (ACS)
A++ - A bra that Gina will never see (ACS)
Joycelyn - a good name for Curly from the Three Stooges to say (ACS)
Phallisee - Latin for "to see the penis" (ADS)
Coffee nap - Euphemism for pooping in your pants (ACS)
USS Monitor - doesn't sound like a ship of war, sounds like a night nurse (ACS)
Dotard - A skirt a man wears (ACS)
Wilding- Something derogatory that takes place in public pools in certain counties (ACS)

Food/Drinks

Deer Bits - A venison cereal. Made of frosted deer flakes (Show?)
Coco Chanel - Nestlé’s newest coffee flavor (ACS) Honey Dicks - Best cereal name ever (ACS)
Dawson's Beard - A pudding flavor Ace saw at Whole Foods (ACS)
Mighty Mutts - Worst breakfast cereal ever (ADS)
Chillax - A cinnamon based drink from "Hector's" country (ACS)
Black Dick - An English desert (ACS)
Tardy Digression - sounds like a finger food..."would you like another tardy digression?" "No, I'm saving room for the main meal" (IFYWABC)
Double Bird Strike - Mixed drink created by Ace and Teresa. Made with Grey Goose, Wild Turkey, a splash of Canadian Club, and a splash of Hudson River water (ACS)
GAYtorade - A sports drink for gay people, because they lose essential body fluids (ACS)
University of Illinois At Urbana Champaign - Sounds like a carbonated drink for black people (ACS)
Flinch Fuck - Part of a nutritious breakfast, and a healthy relationship (ADS)
Phantom Punch - Something Bill Cosby gave his lady friends (ACS)
Pansy Sauce - Goes good with some shrimp (ADS)
Tilted Pillar - Kick ass IPA (AOTH)
Shaver - a good name for a miniature pastrami sandwich (Cousin Sal Show)
GPA - Something they add to children's cereal. (ACS)
Stellwell's - A new low fat snack cracker (ACS)
Conchata Ferrell - A great cheese/ unwanted cat (ACS)
Poopwell's - One of the worst snacks Nabisco has ever put their name on (ACS)
Belldini – Latest Taco bell offering (ACS)
Fuzzy Zoeller – Zima with a jigger of peach schnapps (ACS)
Millennial malaise - A seeet honey dipping sauce (ADS)
Jelani Cobb - Sounds like an Indian dish (Gina) (ACS)
Air Doodle - the very worst Super Bowl snack on the planet (ACS)
Faygala - Jewish sports drink (ACS)

TV Shows/Movies

Cunt du' Jour - A great Bond villain name (ACS)
Coffee and Donuts - (Charlie Coffee III and Johnny Donetti) Johnny's a tough street wise cop whose jive talking and plays by his own rules and Charlie's super uptight (LL)
Pedoph Isle (aka) Pedophile Island - All pedophiles are sent to live on an isolated island, and a 747 full of Boy Scouts crash lands there and they have to fight to survive (Also a place) (ACS)
Anus and Eyeball - Buddy cop TV show duo (ACS)
Pussy Pioneer - Paul Reiser mentioned it, and Adam added "It was John Candy's last movie" (ACS)
Red Velvet - Made up movie character Clown played by Paul Giamatti. "Was secret service, and someone died on his watch. Now he's takin to clownin'." Wears a red velvet clown outfit. (ACS)
Destination Of The Semen - (Adam Ray) A movie Harrison Ford passed on twice (ACS)
Gay Eye - Movie where Adam plays Buddy McKlan, a racist homophobic mechanic who is blinded in a freak hot transmission fluid accident. He gets the donor eyes from a gay guy who perished on a moped accident in Antigua. Co-starring Larry the Cable Guy as his best friend. (Co-written by Bryan Cranston) (ACS)
Grinders - Sitcom where Jon Gruden moves in with Johnny Manziel (ACS)
Squishy Red River - Movie that started John Wayne (Show?)
Gusset And Cable - Perfect Cop buddy duo team (AOTH)
Just One Of The Gays - Stars Shia LaBeouf (ACS)
Doug Gets Blown While He Eats Pudding - Doug Benson's next podcast (ACS)
Hard Impact - Sounds like a Van Damme movie from the 90's (ACS)
Hammer Pants And Ice - Worst cop detective duo from the 80's (ACS)
Living With The Kilowatts - Adam's new animated series where they just leave toaster ovens on all day (ACS)
Keep Calm And Rape A Lot - Worst Monty Python film ever (ACS)
Medical Mishaps - New show Dave Coulier and Tawny Kitaen could host (ACS)
Roaming With Bison - Another great Bill Murray movie (ACS)
Gainesville Florida Financial Planner - Sounds like a Saturday Night Live skit (ACS)
Blame the Bee Gees - Adam's next documentary (ACS)
Adam Knees Your Dad In The Nuts - Adam's new game show (ACS)
Navigeddon - Terrorists take over all of the GPS systems of cars, and send them careening into the Grand Canyon (ACS)
Rings Of Honor - Terrorists take over Olympic training facility in Colorado Springs, and the athletes have to use their individual skills to escape. (Cameo by Randy Couture as the salty old coach) (ACS)
Endless Time/Ample Time For Backup -Adam's new Netflix series (ACS)
Tarred n' Feathered - Buddy flick starring a retarded guy and an Indian chief (Show?)
Mr. Will Doo And Can Doo - PSA Motivational cartoon bathroom characters Will Doo (Played by Will Arnette) and Can Doo is shaped like a toilet. Filmed in kitschy Clutch Cargo style animation (ADS)
Robot Lawyer - Great Phil Hartman bit (ACS)
Umpire News Network - Adam's channel with umpires reporting. Unbiased reporting (ACS)
Sofa Tard - New CW show coming soon (Matt) (AOTH)
Junior Fantasy Island - Show where kids of reckless parents are shipped off to live with Bill Cosby and Felicia Rashad (ADS)
2 And A Half Denali's - Hasn't been same since Sheen left (ACS)
So Kanye - Sitcom from the 90's (ACS)
Ridicuopothy - Sounds like a Mike Judge movie (ADS)
Master Buck - One of John Candy's most controversial movies (ACS)
LA HOTT - An 80’s bar with an outdoor door seating area/failed Steven Bochco series plot (ACS)
Mother Hitler - Coming to TNT. Starring Patrick Swayze's bother, Don (ACS)
Sink and Bounce - Movie about roller boogie from the 80's , starred Lil' Bow Wow (ACS)
The Debs - A made up CW network show where you just put all the hot chicks in Hollywood (ACS)
The Origin Story Of AIDS - Worst Marvel movie ever (Bryan)(ACS)
Everybody Hates Vinnie - horrible sitcom (ACS)
Chick Clan - good movie title (ACS)
Condo in Redondo - Best movie I ever did (ADS)
Red Lobsteria - New show Dr Drew was talking about where African Americans form their own country (ACS)
Earthquake rehab - reality show Dr drew seismic expert and a civil engineer come together (Rainn Wilson) (ACS)
Rooster Jones - Great John Wayne movie. Super Fly meets True Grit (ACS)
Ernest Bigot goes to..... (ACS)
Nickels On The Job - First and onlyJewish gum shoe on the job. ABC,Friday nights, 10:00 (ADS)
Solicitor general great Danny Kaye movie (RD)
Disjointed - Lorena Bobbitt biopic (ADS)
Habib and Company - Horrible children's show (MS)
Bobby's Room - Howie Mandel animated project from the 90's (ACS)

Books/Coffee Table Books

Dade County Black Prom, 1985 (ACS)
Here Are The Pajamas We Picture You In (ACS)
Three Shitty Homes, One Washing Machine, Zero Dryers - (Ray) Title of Adam's new book (AOTH)
Chapstick And Batteries - Title of Adam's next bestselling book (ACS)
Who The Fuck Put Their Sombrero on My Keys? – Title of Adam’s next book (ACS)
Cunt With A Grunt - Adam's favorite Dr. Seuss book (PM)
You'll Never See A Cockroach Jog (PM)
Kemo Skinny Calves - Adam's new children's book (ADS)
You're Dyslexic And I'm Dumb - Adam and John Popper's collaborative next book (ACS)
I Get It If You’re GWAR - Adam's next book (ACS)
Bulk Magazine - Costco magazine that Jimmy Kimmell graced the cover of twice (ACS)
Do You Have To Take Your Top Off To Dye Your Pubes, Drew? (LL)
Glamping With Moriah - Adam's new book (ACS)
Dade County Black Prom 1985 (ACS)
From The Mouths of Babes (Hot Chicks Not Babies) (ACS)
(The) Sweet Spot - Adam's next book (Bryan) (ACS)
I Thought Things Would Be Better When I Was Rich (ACS)
Radio Station Kitchen (ACS)
Post-it Notes In Radio Station Kitchens (ACS)
Comedy Club Green Rooms And The Sofas That Were Not Made For Them (ACS)
Jethro, the Mexican Jew - A great children's book (Gina) (ACS)
Professor and the Construction Worker -The worst children's book ever (ACS)
Willie and the Weed - Good name for a children's book. ACS

Native American Names

Chief Thunderbear (LL)
Dances With Cocks (ACS)
Dances With Lipstick (ACS)
Ol' Urethra Windows (ACS)
Oxnard - Indian name meaning the balls of a bull (ACS)

V/P Names

Absorbent Rag - Good name for T's V (ACS)
Dixville Notch - Another name for G's V (ACS show opening)
Hobo Stove - Another name for A's V (ACS)
Sausage Grinder - Another name for A's V (ACS)
El Portal - Great name for G's V (ACS show opening)
Harry Belafonte - Adam's name for his junk, if he were a woman (Show?)
Hurt Locker - Another name for T' s V (ACS)
Judge's mansion - Another name for T's V (ACS)
Cmarket.com - Another name for T's V (ACS)
City of Industry - Another name for T's V (ACS)
Dutch Mook - Another name for T's V (ACS)
Snake River Canyon - Another name for G's V (ACS)
Dakota Access Pipeline - Another name for G's V (ACS)
The Holidome - Another name for G’s V (ACS)
No Safe Spaces - - Great name for T's V (ACS)
Discovery Bay - Great name for G's V (ACS)
B.O. Box - Great name for G's V (ACS)
Sea bag - Good name for Gs V (ACS)

Show Openings

The Lebanese comedian - Ace's favorite sex position (ACS)
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2017.09.02 05:36 Texas1971 Carollaisms (September)

Carollaisms (September) Just because.

Band Names/Rap Stars

Mitt Romney and The One Percenters (ACS)
ManAyz - Rap Star (LL)
D'Bagz - Rap Star (LL)
Maxi Pad - An all-girl band that knows how to rock (LL)
Dick Tingle - One of the best blues men in the business (Show?)
Lynette and the Lackeys (ACS)
Straw Hat and the Bowties - Jerry Springer's Dixieland band who plays at the Knott's Berry Farm Good Time Theater (ACS)
Gut Fluffer (ACS)
Johnny Beaumont and The Legionnaires - All wear matching powder blue tuxedoes (ACS)
Automatic Vaginismus - Band name (LL)
Dissuade - Rappeproducer of Kanye/One of Kim's ex beaus (ACS)
Starchy Deuce - Band that should be produced by D' Suede (ACS)
Narthex - (ACS)
Epileptic Declawed Hamster - That is a helluva punk band right there (ACS)
Loretta Lynch - Country singer who sang "Stand by your man" (ACS)
The Areolas - Covered an Eagles song in the 90s (ACS)
Fleece and Flannel - One of the best lesbian acoustic duos you will ever see (ACS)
3 Chainz - Rap star (ACS)
Blues Squatter - Adam's dads band name (ACS)
Tampon Kayak - One of Seattle's greatest, but least heard of Indie bands (ACS)
Jizz Grenade (LL)
Dryer Fire - Hot indie band name (ACS)
Iranian Revolutionary Guard - Prince's backup band (ACS)
Rape Kit - Name of Adam's band from high school (ACS)
Nog Bong - A band Adam was in in high school (ACS)
Bum Blazer – Adam’s band in high school (ACS)
White Trash Kimchi - Another good band name (Bald Bryan) (ACS)
White Noise - Adam's rap name (ADS)
Promethazine - Lil Wayne's sister (ADS)
Light Rail - Great Rap name (ADS)
Danny In The Joint - Good indie band name (ACS)
Anal Cleft - one of the worst reggae singers to leave Jamaica (ACS)
Anal Cleft and the Taints - Great reggae group (ACS)
MEL-ROL - One of the Spice Girls (AOTH)
D'bris - Great Rap name (ACS)
Cisgender - A militant female rapper....for the ladies (ACS)
Krav Maga - Country singing Jew (ACS)
Lynette and Paulette- Sounds like a singing duo from the 60's (RD)
Nuts In The Sink - Name of Ray’s new band (Ray) (AOTH)
SubDude - Pete Holmes' Rap Name (ACS)
Ray And The Enemas - Blues singer and his backup band (ADS)
Yakov Crutchfield - He has a show in Branson (ADS)
Mac 18 - Adam’s favorite rapper (RD)
Tremble Lean – Adam’s rap name (ACBSL)
Sticker back – Worst band out of Canada ever (ACS)
Pennywise and pound foolish - A band from the 90's (RD)
Strawberry Shortcake's Neti Pot - Great band name (Twitter)
Puffy Elon Musk - Worst rapper ever (ACS)
Pantera Club at Laguna Seca (Twitter)
Savage Body Attack - New wave romantic band Ace was in when he was 19 (FBL)
Jumping Jazzy Jews - Jeff Goldblum's jazz band (ACS)
Snore Cherry - Great band name (ACS)
Pat Benatard - Pat Benatar cover band (ACS)
Rancid Nuts - Good band name (ACS)

Song Titles

Meatless Monday's - Horrible Bangles song (Show?)
Measles and Commuter Trains - Worst Christmas song ever (ACS)
White Guys Be Ownin' Everything - Adam's next hit (ACS)
Blood On The Grout -John Cougar Mellencamp song (ACS)
No Blood In The Peckeroo - Good John Cougar song (ACS)
Mellen's Gold - A three disc box set of nothing but John Cougar Mellencamp hits (ACS)
Freaks, Retards and Jews - Not a Cher song (ACS)
Pedophile Cops - Good Cheap Trick song (ACS)
Pig Anus Soup - Favorite Rolling Stones album (Bryan) (ACS)
That Dog Don’t Mess With Olga and Natalia Don’t Spit No Mo’ - Sounds like a Mississippi Delta blues song Bryan (ACS)
Goggles Are For Pussies - Trace Adkins' number one hit (ACAFBSL)
Whistle while you masturbate - The lost Disney song aka "Whistle while you jerk" (ACS)
12 Pack & Dick's Hard - Name of Adam's new album (Gina) (ACS)
Blood and Soil- A good Smithereens song (ACS)
Pins Colada in Amsterdam - Worst Jimmy Buffet song ever (ACS)
Tough Times In The City - Great Nick Gilder song (ACS)
I've Got A Hamster In My Scrotum And He's Looking For His Keys - That's a good country song (ACS)
Gay Hitler -Great Elvis Costello song (ACS)
Tard On The Tool Shed - Good Mellenamp song (AOTH)
Condo in Redondo - Sublime song (ADS)

Football Players/Athletes/Teams:

Legs Akimbo - Wide Receiver (ACS)
Ferrel Katz - Nose Tackle (ACS)
L' Brarian Booker - Wide Receiver (ACS)
Oscar Buzz - Linebacker (ACS)
DeVigorous Lover - Wide Receiver (ACS)
Nadir Zenith - Placekicker (ACS)
DeGluten Free - Offensive Lineman (ACS)
Tangy Mango - Fullback (ACS)
N'Farious Plan - (position?) (ACS)
Modular Holmes - (position?) (ACS)
Fortuitous Bounce - Safety (ACS)
Operatin' Thetan - (ACS) Quarterback for the Washington Redskins (ACS)
Minority Banks - HOF OLB who died tragically in a car wreck shortly after his HOF induction, a natural athlete, he played option QB in college along with being a stand out member of the track team, and in high school he was captain of the basketball team. Survived by his twin brother Majority Banks, who also played in the league, and daughter Recuser Banks who many believe was the best athlete in the family (Show?)
Coach Platitude - "take a knee son... Helmet's not a chair" (ACS)
Glendora Bevmo - Mother of DeVigorous Lover and L' Brarian Booker (different fathers, of course) (ACS)
Marshall Law - (Allison) (ACS)
Orlando Ceeworld - (position?) (ACS)
Du Vatine - (position?) (Show?)
Raja Slate - Super fast wide-out out of Marshall via LSU (AOTH)
Moe Greene - Great corner for the Washington Redskins in the 80s (ACS)
Bronx Defenders - Sounds like a AAA hockey team (RD)
Medical Error - Slipped in the draft due to a video being released just prior (ACS)
Homeo Stasis (position?) (ACS)
Capybara - The greatest name for a major league skipper (ACS)
Ejaxico Johnson - (position?) (ACS)
Radiant Barrier vs. Attic Fan - The worst WWE matchup ever to grace the stage (AOTH)
Bamboo Brick - one of the greatest mixed martial artists on the planet (AOTH)
Dexter Methorphan - He did not participate in the combines, but his coaches say he can run a 4.3 (Twitter)
Bob Jacuzzi - Great point guard for the Celtics aka "THE COOZE" (ACS)
Shame Negation - Picked to leave Clemson early and go very early in the draft this year. (ADS)
Entertainment crackers - Another name for the Washington Generals ACS

Porn Star Names/Terms/Code:

Spoodini - (LL)
Rocky Stucco - (AOTH)
No Can Doo - Backdoor anal queen of China (ACS)
Kristallnacht - Worst porn star name in the business (ACS)
Madison Avenue (I am Rappaport Podcast)
Hero Du Jour (I am Rappaport Podcast)
Kindle Fire (ACS)
Jackson Hole - Gay porn actor (ACS)
Col. Duke Lacrosse - Adam's porn name (LL)
Duke Circumference - Adam's gay porn name (ACS)
Rich Data - Gay porn actor (Show?)
Tom Foolery - Gay porn actor (Show?)
Honey Dijon - Great porn star name (Show?)
Aids Machete - One of Adam's gay porn names. "Very short stint, I only did 2 weeks with that name, so it was like 41 movies." (ACS)
Bryce Canyon - Great gay porn name (ACS)
The Italian Coastguard - A gay move. "Let me just start with basic anal, then I'll slide into the Italian Coastguard." (ACS)
Tetanus Gym - Good gay porn name "Who you working with?" "Tetanus Gym." "Oh boy, make sure you're on top" (ACS)
Shared A Back Fence - gay slang (ACS)
Mea Culpa - Adam's porn name (ACS)
Hand Twins - Gay code (ACS)
Backscatter - Porn technology (PM)
Cajun Tree Climber - Gay code (AOTH)
Snow Blower- Gay code (AOTH)
Stump Grinder - Gay code (AOTH)
Tumbler And Coaster - Adam's gay slang replacement for "top and bottom" (PM)
Go For A Bike Ride - Gay code (ACS)
Artie Fartie - Adam's porn name from the 80's (ACS)
Road Island Ray - Ray's porn name (AOTH)
38KKK -A type of porn that comes out of Kentucky (ACS)
Tech Screw - A dirty website for geeks (ACS)
Bearvalanche - Worst gay move ever (ACS)
Wacked Off Pieces Of Cactus - Gay code for gay rough trade (ACS)
Brad Nail - Good gay porn name (ADS)
Top Gear - Another name for Adam’s junk (Opening) (ACS)
Lightning Rod - Good gay porn name for Milo Yiannopplous (ADS)
Milk Barn - Another name for Adam's bathroom sink (ACS)
Meat Thievery - That's just good gay code (ACS)
Hairy Shin - Adam's gay porn name (ACS)
Asian persuasion - Sounds like a good name for a porn series Asian persuasion 16 (ACS)
Cock holster - Good movie series, cock holster 14 (ACS)
Celebrity Du Jour - G Great porn name (ACS)
Europol - Another great porn name (ACS)
Roy Wood - Adam's gay porn name (show opening) (ACS)
Tank slapper - gay slang (Gina) (ACS)
Porch Pirate - Gay term (ACS)
Mad Chuck - The world's worst name for a gay porn star (AOTH)
Fruit Of The Year - A porn Dave (Dameshek) starred in (ACS) (Opening)
Sweat lodge - Gay code (ACS)

Miscellaneous People

Trajectory Hagar - High school kid "heading down the wrong path" in life (ACS)
Slick Mouth - Adam's prison name (ACS)
Rich Carless - Cool homeless guy name (ACS)
Keyless Chuck - Best homeless guy name (ACS)
Nasal Ranger - Worst superhero name ever (Gina) (ACS)
Krav Maga - Good name for a sheriff (ADS)
Hubcap Annie - Horror that hangs out with Keyless Chuck (ACS)
Becky Honkington (Allison) (ACS)
Monica Chugscock - (Pronounced "Shuggscawk") (ADS)
Tyvek DuPont - Best rich guys name (AOTH)
Mattress - A Model/actress (ACS)
Hofmeister Kink - Nazi war criminal who's been in hiding in Brazil for the past 61 years. AKA Jake Johnson (ACS)
Serpiginous - the world's wimpiest swordsman. Sir Piginous of Wussville! (LL)
Chick Fila - Great play-by-play guy for the Warriors from the '70s (Show?)
Peri Menopausal - Best P.I. working the Chicago beat (LL)
Whiskey Dick - The neighborhood pedophile in the clown outfit (ACS)
Surge - Guy that drives for ÜBER (ACS)
Babbling Brook - Great name for a female cattle auctioneer (PM)
Terra Firma - Name of the "woman of color" that heckled Adam at a Ventura live show and was removed by force (The Ranker Podcast)
Octomom - Great Batman villain (Bryan) (ACS)
Larry The Cabinet Guy - Failed Israeli comic "Don't get 'er done!" (ACS)
Rod Blagojevich - Joe Francis' slimy brother who sells above ground pools out of a primered van (ACS)
Cockchug Man - The gay superhero in The Village People that wears just all leather (ACS)
MEL-ROL- She's one of the Spice Girls (AOTH)
Hand Farts - A new comedian Adam had never heard of (ACS)
Juan Jeremy - The greatest international film star ever (ACS) Bitchathane Jackson - Good name for a "sista" (ACS)
Tobar - Perfect caveman name (ACS)
Vroman - A fast moving Roman (ACS)
Korn Syrup and Fructose - Women of color who work at the strip club with Jade (stage 4) (ACS)
Fred Meyer - Lucy's neighbor (ACS)
Kimchi - The Asian flutist (ACS)
Pacoima - The Mechanic from Taxi (ACS)
Dick Salt - NATO Alliance General (ACS)
Dick Salt (2) - Manger of the Mariners in the early Seventies (Bryan) (ACS)
Caramel And Fudge - Two more African-American prostitutes that lived in the apartment above Adam’s (ACS)
Peaches - The whore that lived upstairs (ACS)
F. Me Bailey - Greatest lawyer of all time (RD)
Agua Caliente - Loves that guy. He does a great John Madden (ACS)
Senior Penis - One the most dangerous drug lords to ever work (ADS)
Shill Du'Jour - Good Bond secretary name (RD)
Brexit Romero - Sounds like an International assassin (ACS)
Lugansk - That gay diver who hit his head and have the whole Canadian team AIDS (ACS)
Leak O'rama - A Dutch action star, starred in SUDDEN DEATH (AOTH)
Vaginismus - Great black guy name (ADS)
Normcore - Guy that owns Westwood one (ACS)
LaTolstoy - Great black guy name (ACS)
Shapiro – Artist who is really good at anime. Died in the 60’s but was a real trendsetter (ACS)
Chuck Spears – Good name for a racist. “Hey you workin’ with Chuck Spears over at the Klan?”
Norethindrone - DAG’s Sister (CLL)
La Tuskegee - Black airline pilot (ACS)
C-clamps – Nickname for Adam’s step-mom. “Ol’ C-clamps locked me out of the house again.” (ACS)
Harry Nilsson - (Gary thinks) he does the voices on The Simpsons (ADS)
Nutella - Great name for a crazy black woman (ACS)
Sia - The perfect person to break up with. Would be perfect if she was dating Jack (hit the road Jack) (ACS)
The Ball Catcher - What Adam used to call Ray's ass in junior high (ACFBSL)
MOAB- Matt's new nickname (Mother Of All Buttholes) (AONTH)
Trip Reeb - Great name for a white guy (ACS)
Merle Horn - One of the greatest best ropers to ever come down the Pecos (ACS)
The Boring Machine - Lynette's name for Adam (ACS)
Avocado hand - The nickname of Eric Clapton's brother (Chet) who works at a Mexican place and is charge of the guacamole (ACS)
Bagel hand - Clapton's Jewish cousin (ACS)
Fa-Sheeya (fascia) - a heavy set woman of color that works at the DMV (ACAFBSL)
Ghrelin - New AM/PM mascot (ACS)
Krav Maga - An Israeli Captain from 1946 (ACS)
Cuban Boa - Sounds like a dark skinned trannie (ACS)
Gabardine - She's a very chatty woman of color middle-aged and she'll talk your ear off. (ACS)
Guy Dudebro - Greatest name ever (AOTH)
Otto Warmbier- Simultaneously the greatest and worst beer master brewer name ever (ACS)
Leif Geragos - Greatest rocking attorney ever Viking rocker attorney (ACS)
Ernest J. Bigot - "I'm just asking....I'm just wanna know...." (ACS)
Panzanella - Cobra's full name (ACS)
Sheet Metal Nibbler - Great name for Matt the porcelain punisher (AOTH)
Big grenadine - Sounds like a large black neighbor (ACS)

Morning Zoos/DJ's

Gum and Condoms - (Show?)
Dusty Labia - Adam's handle when he used to do AM Mornings. (ACS)
Asscrack and Backsack in the morning with Sludge (LL)
Crockpots and Headphones (ACS)
Booger and Floor Wax (ACS)
Almonds and Water (ACS)
Cold Butter And Calves (ADS)
Schluter And The Drain - Schluter has a thick Austrian accent , while "The Drain" has a super low voice (AOTH)
Ace Rockolla - Just Google "Ace Rockolla Lightning round...." (LL)
Fungus and Mold (Show?)
Stupid and Petty (Show?)
Eunice and Edgar - Bubba the Love Sponge's parents (ACS)
Flip Flops and Fanny Packs (ACS)
Hairy Shin- Does a KCRE show in the weekends (ACS)
Deep Bra Grooves - Should be a Sirius XM station Channel 248, C+ and above! (ACS)
Andy and Opie - Great Radio Show (ACS)
Quiet Rock - Sounds like an easy listening rock station (AOTH)
Quiet Crush - A good easy listening radio station (ACS)

Places

Boobville - (LL)
Pedoph Isle aka Pedophile Island - Island where are all the pedophiles are sent to live. (Also a TV show/movie idea) (LL)
Lil' Lord Fauntleroy’s Academy for Albino Hemophiliacs - Drew's childhood school (LL)
Doesntexistizcan - Where presidential candidate Platitude's grandfather was from (ACS)
Boga Raton - The world's worst resort spot (Show?)
Meat Yard - Great name for a gay bar (ACS)
Mister Fister's - Adam's all-time top name for a gay bar (ACS)
Sub-Par - Worst name for a submarine sandwich shop (Show?)
Queen Mary - Great name for a tranny bar (ACS)
NuvaRing - A German racetrack. "The new Nissan GTR turned it in 7:21, faster than the Corvette." (Show?)
Louis Pasteur Middle School (ACS)
Helms Deep - World's first gay bar bakery (ACS)
Kal Penn - One of the best sounding names to get an engineering degree from (ACS)
Alaska State Motto - Love fishing but I hate your kids? Alaska! (PM)
Duke University - John Wayne's college (ACS)
Planned Possumhood - Planned Parenthood in Arkansas (ACS)
Fruit Stand - Great name for a gay bar (ACS)
Poo Poo City - Where Charles Fletcher Loomis' house is located (ACS)
Blood Bank - great name for a check cashing place in the hood (ACS)
Bass Manor - Great name for a gay bar (ACS)
The Dead C - Sounds like the worst name for a lesbian bar ever (ACS)
Wood Bar -Good name for a gay bar (ACS)
Ghost Load -Ride at Calico Ghost Town (ADS)
Nasacort - Country club for Jewish folks where they play tennis at (ADS)
L.A. HOTT - An 80's bar with an outdoor door seating area/failed Steven Bochco series pilot (ACS)
Fairy Wings - Good name for a bar on the west side (ACS)
Second Hand/First World – Store that sells rich whitey’s high end stuff (ACS)
The Lance Hunter - Perfect name for a gay bar (Dumb People Town)
Pervert Park – Theo Vaughn grew up there (ACS)
Big Sur - Great name for a big and tall shop (Show?)
Studio Centric - Sounds like a Utopia. Between Valley Village and Sherman Oaks (AOTH)
Asstard - Thor came from that planet (ACS)
Grand Entrance - Great name for a gay bar (AOTH)
Thermopolis - Where the Bun Boy is (ACS)
The Turkish Embassy - Gay bar (ACS)
Bobby's Room - Howie Mandel animated project from the 90's (ACS)

Miscellaneous

Bash Worthy - Comic strip's character name/title (ACS)
Cleaning The Pink Turtle - Bryan's name for pleasuring oneself (ACS)
Analingus - A new type of breath mint (LL)
The Milk Of Arthritic Goats - A rabbi's curse: "May you suckle at the teet of the milk of arthritic goat!!!" (ACS)
Armenian Christmas - An unspeakable sexual act in prison. "Johnny ratted out the white supremacists to the warden, so they gave him an Armenian Christmas" (Show?)
Carbon Dating - A black dating website (ACS)
Ray's Enema Antics - New podcast on Carolla Digital (Bryan)(ACS)
RU486 - Vanity plate for a guy who runs an abortion clinic (ADS)
Jet Green - Amsterdam's Airlines (ACS)
Stromer, Oldhafer and Carolla - World's worst law firm (AOTH)
Ira Carolla - Sounds like an affliction "oh my Ira Carolla's acting up" (ACS)
Sawjay - Sounds French...gay word for sausage. "I was strokin' this dudes sawjay" (ACS)
Smokeless cigarette - Name for Dr. Drew's honker after his prostate surgery (ADS)
Surge - Guy that drives for ÜBER (ACS)
El Niño - name of "Sinn" strip club DJ's cock (ACS)
Blue Man - Crazy hairdresser's macaw who doesn't judge (PM)
Lucia - An Italian moped (ACS)
American Jewish World Service - a van that's begging to be shot at (ACS)
E-aye? - Canadian version of EBay (ACS)
Sweatpants Lesbian - What Adam would be. An in-between lesbian. Not a lipstick lesbian, not a butch dyke (ACS)
SuckStrong - Bill Clinton's bracelet (ACS)
Gaybus - Gay and bogus (ACS)
Stroke Cane - Sounds like some sugary treat, mixed with a reach around (ACS)
Flappy Bird - The most offensive name for the vagina (ACS)
G8 (Summit) - The Pontiac that Oprah gave away on her show (ACS)
Oracle A The Delphi - Big new startup company (ADS)
Crewkakke - A type of sweater (ACS)
Ride The Pine - Gay slang (ADS)
The Flying Dutchman - Great name for an Amsterdam airlines (ACS)
Uncle Tom-bién - Mexican Uncle Tom (ACS)
Cleaning My Chain - Euphemism for beating off (ACS)
Awesome Town - A gathering of three or more polar bears (ACS)
Avocado - The Greek word for nut sack (ACS)
Doucherette - A gum/patch that douchebags chew/use (ACS)
Urban Milling -Black guys standing around (AOTH)
Synesthesia - When you eat your own hair (ACS)
Tuck Rule - When a guy pretends he's a chick and stands in front of the mirror (ACS)
My 2 Pencil Is Out Of Lead - Another term for erectile dysfunction (ACS)
Float A Bond - When a politician farts (RD)
Meet Gaze - Gay slang (ACS)
Vaginismus - black people's holiday, accompanied with a lot of ceremonial garb (ADS)
Vaseline and Gauze - Elizabeth Taylor's new scent (ACS)
Jewber - A drunk on a 10-speed (ACS)
Chickpea - What Gina does when we camp (ACS)
Oscar Squad - New Marvel Movie (Gina) (ACS)
Oscar Squad (2) - Bad Gay code (ACS)
Airbus - worst name for an aircraft. Sounds like “air donkey” (AOTH)
Shailene Woodley - Sounds like the most fantastical verb/adverb combo. “I want to Shailene Woodley through a field of poppies with you” (Gina) (Twitter)
Asshole rider - Gay slang (ACS)
Asshole rider (2) - Worst piece of exercise equipment Vinnie’s ever endorsed (ACS)
Cortron/Melamine - Transformers (Gina) (ACS)
Diario La Prensa - Stealer of the jersey in Spanish (ACS)
Anoscope - Worst way to see a movie (ADS)
The Sicilian Fly Swatter - Sounds like a WWF move (Gina) (ACS)
Jellyfish - Sounds like something your grandpa would buy for you at the mall (ACS)
Fruit fly - More politically correct term for fag hag (Show?)
Jewgling - When a Jew "Googles" their symptoms (ACS)
Tavares - David Wild's boner medicine (ACS)
Jew-over - A mulligan from a barmitzva. "Uh, I misread that...can I get a Jew-over?" (ACS)
Ossified - That's a Don King word, there (ACS)
Zero for Cecil - Worst charity ever (Bald Bryan) (ACS)
Cash Widedick - Ace's name if you can call an apple a honey crisp. (ACS)
A++ - A bra that Gina will never see (ACS)
Joycelyn - a good name for Curly from the Three Stooges to say (ACS)
Phallisee - Latin for "to see the penis" (ADS)
Coffee nap - Euphemism for pooping in your pants (ACS)
USS Monitor - doesn't sound like a ship of war, sounds like a night nurse (ACS)

Food/Drinks

Deer Bits - A venison cereal. Made of frosted deer flakes (Show?)
Coco Chanel - Nestlé’s newest coffee flavor (ACS) Honey Dicks - Best cereal name ever (ACS)
Dawson's Beard - A pudding flavor Ace saw at Whole Foods (ACS)
Mighty Mutts - Worst breakfast cereal ever (ADS)
Chillax - A cinnamon based drink from "Hector's" country (ACS)
Black Dick - An English desert (ACS)
Tardy Digression - sounds like a finger food..."would you like another tardy digression?" "No, I'm saving room for the main meal" (IFYWABC)
Double Bird Strike - Mixed drink created by Ace and Teresa. Made with Grey Goose, Wild Turkey, a splash of Canadian Club, and a splash of Hudson River water (ACS)
GAYtorade - A sports drink for gay people, because they lose essential body fluids (ACS)
University of Illinois At Urbana Champaign - Sounds like a carbonated drink for black people (ACS)
Flinch Fuck - Part of a nutritious breakfast, and a healthy relationship (ADS)
Phantom Punch - Something Bill Cosby gave his lady friends (ACS)
Pansy Sauce - Goes good with some shrimp (ADS)
Tilted Pillar - Kick ass IPA (AOTH)
Shaver - a good name for a miniature pastrami sandwich (Cousin Sal Show)
GPA - Something they add to children's cereal. (ACS)
Stellwell's - A new low fat snack cracker (ACS)
Conchata Ferrell - A great cheese/ unwanted cat (ACS)
Poopwell's - One of the worst snacks Nabisco has ever put their name on (ACS)
Belldini – Latest Taco bell offering (ACS)
Fuzzy Zoeller – Zima with a jigger of peach schnapps (ACS)
Millennial malaise - A seeet honey dipping sauce (ADS)
Jelani Cobb - Sounds like an Indian dish (Gina) (ACS)
Air Doodle - the very worst Super Bowl snack on the planet (ACS)

TV Shows/Movies

Cunt du' Jour - A great Bond villain name (ACS)
Coffee and Donuts - (Charlie Coffee III and Johnny Donetti) Johnny's a tough street wise cop whose jive talking and plays by his own rules and Charlie's super uptight (LL)
Pedoph Isle (aka) Pedophile Island - All pedophiles are sent to live on an isolated island, and a 747 full of Boy Scouts crash lands there and they have to fight to survive (Also a place) (ACS)
Anus and Eyeball - Buddy cop TV show duo (ACS)
Pussy Pioneer - Paul Reiser mentioned it, and Adam added "It was John Candy's last movie" (ACS)
Red Velvet - Made up movie character Clown played by Paul Giamatti. "Was secret service, and someone died on his watch. Now he's takin to clownin'." Wears a red velvet clown outfit. (ACS)
Destination Of The Semen - (Adam Ray) A movie Harrison Ford passed on twice (ACS)
Gay Eye - Movie where Adam plays Buddy McKlan, a racist homophobic mechanic who is blinded in a freak hot transmission fluid accident. He gets the donor eyes from a gay guy who perished on a moped accident in Antigua. Co-starring Larry the Cable Guy as his best friend. (Co-written by Bryan Cranston) (ACS)
Grinders - Sitcom where Jon Gruden moves in with Johnny Manziel (ACS)
Squishy Red River - Movie that started John Wayne (Show?)
Gusset And Cable - Perfect Cop buddy duo team (AOTH)
Just One Of The Gays - Stars Shia LaBeouf (ACS)
Doug Gets Blown While He Eats Pudding - Doug Benson's next podcast (ACS)
Hard Impact - Sounds like a Van Damme movie from the 90's (ACS)
Hammer Pants And Ice - Worst cop detective duo from the 80's (ACS)
Living With The Kilowatts - Adam's new animated series where they just leave toaster ovens on all day (ACS)
Keep Calm And Rape A Lot - Worst Monty Python film ever (ACS)
Medical Mishaps - New show Dave Coulier and Tawny Kitaen could host (ACS)
Roaming With Bison - Another great Bill Murray movie (ACS)
Gainesville Florida Financial Planner - Sounds like a Saturday Night Live skit (ACS)
Blame the Bee Gees - Adam's next documentary (ACS)
Adam Knees Your Dad In The Nuts - Adam's new game show (ACS)
Navigeddon - Terrorists take over all of the GPS systems of cars, and send them careening into the Grand Canyon (ACS)
Rings Of Honor - Terrorists take over Olympic training facility in Colorado Springs, and the athletes have to use their individual skills to escape. (Cameo by Randy Couture as the salty old coach) (ACS)
Endless Time/Ample Time For Backup -Adam's new Netflix series (ACS)
Tarred n' Feathered - Buddy flick starring a retarded guy and an Indian chief (Show?)
Mr. Will Doo And Can Doo - PSA Motivational cartoon bathroom characters Will Doo (Played by Will Arnette) and Can Doo is shaped like a toilet. Filmed in kitschy Clutch Cargo style animation (ADS)
Robot Lawyer - Great Phil Hartman bit (ACS)
Umpire News Network - Adam's channel with umpires reporting. Unbiased reporting (ACS)
Sofa Tard - New CW show coming soon (Matt) (AOTH)
Junior Fantasy Island - Show where kids of reckless parents are shipped off to live with Bill Cosby and Felicia Rashad (ADS)
2 And A Half Denali's - Hasn't been same since Sheen left (ACS)
So Kanye - Sitcom from the 90's (ACS)
Ridicuopothy - Sounds like a Mike Judge movie (ADS)
Master Buck - One of John Candy's most controversial movies (ACS)
LA HOTT - An 80’s bar with an outdoor door seating area/failed Steven Bochco series plot (ACS)
Mother Hitler - Coming to TNT. Starring Patrick Swayze's bother, Don (ACS)
Sink and Bounce - Movie about roller boogie from the 80's , starred Lil' Bow Wow (ACS)
The Debs - A made up CW network show where you just put all the hot chicks in Hollywood (ACS)
The Origin Story Of AIDS - Worst Marvel movie ever (Bryan)(ACS)
Everybody Hates Vinnie - horrible sitcom (ACS)
Chick Clan - good movie title (ACS)
Condo in Redondo - Best movie I ever did (ADS)
Red Lobsteria - New show Dr Drew was talking about where African Americans form their own country (ACS)
Earthquake rehab - reality show Dr drew seismic expert and a civil engineer come together (Rainn Wilson) (ACS)
Rooster Jones - Great John Wayne movie. Super Fly meets True Grit (ACS)
Ernest Bigot goes to..... (ACS)

Books/Coffee Table Books

Dade County Black Prom, 1985 (ACS)
Here Are The Pajamas We Picture You In (ACS)
Three Shitty Homes, One Washing Machine, Zero Dryers - (Ray) Title of Adam's new book (AOTH)
Chapstick And Batteries - Title of Adam's next bestselling book (ACS)
Who The Fuck Put Their Sombrero on My Keys? – Title of Adam’s next book (ACS)
Cunt With A Grunt - Adam's favorite Dr. Seuss book (PM)
You'll Never See A Cockroach Jog (PM)
Kemo Skinny Calves - Adam's new children's book (ADS)
You're Dyslexic And I'm Dumb - Adam and John Popper's collaborative next book (ACS)
I Get It If You’re GWAR - Adam's next book (ACS)
Bulk Magazine - Costco magazine that Jimmy Kimmell graced the cover of twice (ACS)
Do You Have To Take Your Top Off To Dye Your Pubes, Drew? (LL)
Glamping With Moriah - Adam's new book (ACS)
Dade County Black Prom 1985 (ACS)
From The Mouths of Babes (Hot Chicks Not Babies) (ACS)
(The) Sweet Spot - Adam's next book (Bryan) (ACS)
I Thought Things Would Be Better When I Was Rich (ACS)
Radio Station Kitchen (ACS)
Post-it Notes In Radio Station Kitchens (ACS)
Comedy Club Green Rooms And The Sofas That Were Not Made For Them (ACS)
Jethro, the Mexican Jew - A great children's book (Gina) (ACS)
Professor and the Construction Worker -The worst children's book ever (ACS)

Native American Names

Chief Thunderbear (LL)
Dances With Cocks (ACS)
Dances With Lipstick (ACS)
Ol' Urethra Windows (ACS)
Oxnard - Indian name meaning the balls of a bull (ACS)

V/P Names

Absorbent Rag - Good name for T's V (ACS)
Dixville Notch - Another name for G's V (ACS show opening)
Hobo Stove - Another name for A's V (ACS)
Sausage Grinder - Another name for A's V (ACS)
El Portal - Great name for G's V (ACS show opening)
Harry Belafonte - Adam's name for his junk, if he were a woman (Show?)
Hurt Locker - Another name for T' s V (ACS)
Judge's mansion - Another name for T's V (ACS)
Cmarket.com - Another name for T's V (ACS)
City of Industry - Another name for T's V (ACS)
Dutch Mook - Another name for T's V (ACS)
Snake River Canyon - Another name for G's V (ACS)
Dakota Access Pipeline - Another name for G's V (ACS)
The Holidome - Another name for G’s V (ACS)
No Safe Spaces - - Great name for T's V (ACS)
Discovery Bay - Great name for G's V (ACS)
B.O. Box - Great name for G's V (ACS)
Sea bag - Good name for Gs V (ACS)
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